Weird Democrats Won't Give Jack Abramoff His Dumb Web Domain

 
 Democrats are not known for their hardball, but when it comes to, uh, Internet domain names, they apparently do not fuck around -– just ask disgraced former lobbyist and Zionist pizza shill Jack Abramoff, who is asking nicely, pretty please, for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee to relinquish its death grip as the current owners of his personal domain name, jackabramoff.com, a site currently being used to remind humanity that Jack Abramoff is a tool. Jack is tired of being a sloppy hobo nowadays, or something, and he claims he needs the URL to sell his tell-all book.

Politico is all over this , like you knew they would be:

Abramoff called the DCCC last week to ask - very politely - if they would be so nice as to give up the name. But the DCCC has no intention of doing so.

“Jack Abramoff can try to rehab his image, but glowing press stories and being back on the D.C. cocktail circuit don’t change the fact that Abramoff is a convicted felon who went to jail for being the heart of Republicans’ ‘Culture of Corruption,’” said Jennifer Crider, the DCCC’s spokeswoman. “We didn’t forget, Jack, and anyone who visits jackabramoff.com won’t either.”

Never forget!

It is pretty funny, though, how the Committee took this disgraced criminal’s whiny voicemail and just cold posted it under his own name . Go to jackabramoff.com and click on the clicky-thing, and you will hear Abramoff’s actual quavery little voice saying, “Hi, um, I’m told that you’re the head of IT, at the D-triple-C …” Ahahahaha! If the Dems were always this dickish they probably wouldn’t be such steady losers. [ Politico ]