TRIAL OF THE CENTURY  1:18 pm November 14, 2011

Supreme Court Finally Agrees To Dismantle Obamacare Next Year

by Wonkette Jr.

Only Doktor Paul can save America's health now, by killing it.Barack Obama’s weak-sauce health care legislation does a couple of good things but completely evaded the whole issue he campaigned on, which is health care for all Americans. But even a couple of regulations — such as health care executives no longer being allowed to perform Satanic rituals on the fresh corpses of children denied coverage — might not be covered explicitly in the pro-slavery Constitution of the late 1700s. And that’s why the Supreme Court has finally agreed to wage war on Obamacare, probably in March of next year. Will the “pro-American” Supreme Court majority agree to ban health care completely? It’s an important election-year political battle, so if you’ve got a pre-existing condition you should try hard not to die before then, because politics is interesting!

Reuters reports:

The Supreme Court agreed on Monday to decide the fate of President Barack Obama’s healthcare law, with an election-year ruling due by July on the healthcare system’s biggest overhaul in nearly 50 years.

The decision had been widely expected since late September, when the Obama administration asked the nation’s highest court to uphold the centerpiece insurance provision and 26 states separately asked that the entire law be struck down.

Because the biggest provisions of the law don’t take effect until 2014, the Supreme Court’s fringe-right multimillionaires have a rare chance to completely erase the whole “Obamacare” fiasco before it actually happens! [Reuters]

 

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GunToting[Redacted] November 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I'm sure that Scalito and Roberts will take a cautious, nuanced look at this legislation. Then they'll laugh, piss on it, and set it on fire. Thomas will look up from his nap, give a small belch, and go along with whatever they want.

snarkycomments November 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm

That's being unfair to Thomas. He'll actually sit there sullenly through the entire arguments, take a huge dump on stare decisis and then declare that since antibiotics weren't in the Constutition they damn well better not be in any American hospital neither.

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Any chance porky Scalia and his porky mini-me both keel over from a heart attack before March?

nounverb911 November 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm

When does Scalia go hunting with Cheney again?

HarryButtle November 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm

If they did, Barry would feel it necessary to appoint replacements who reflected the conservatard viewpoint and pick Grover Norquist or G Gordon Liddy.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm

No. They have government health care.

Come here a minute November 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Just one would suffice — no need to get greedy.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Unrelated to this post.

Baconz is sad today. It's the last day for the McRib.

(this comment is 100% snark free)

nounverb911 November 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Was there actually any pig rib meat in it anyway?

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm

It was made out of a special meat given to us from aliens (whether as a gesture of good will or an act of malicious contempt to mankind, no one is sure).

nounverb911 November 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm

It's made from illegal aliens?

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

50/50

Negropolis November 15, 2011 at 2:57 am

It was made out of inside ass. Literally. 100%, grade A anus.

JustPixelz November 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm

McRibs are people, my friend.

Guppy November 14, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I have to give them credit for not wasting any part of the animal. Seems more ethical than breeding chickens that are 75% breast, etc.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 3:09 pm

WOAH there Guppy.

What's wrong with anything that's 75% breast? Huh? Huh? you can't answer that.

Guppy November 14, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Because that only leaves 25% for ass. What do you have against ass?

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm

You know what cheers me up on down days? A nice fall ride on a vintage bicycle.

Nothing like fresh air and exercise to burn away bittersweet memories (and residual lard) of McRibs gone by.

twaingirl November 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm

is that your bike?

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Yep. It's a 1972 Lambert, for any of you vintage bike geeks out there.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I ride a crappy GT soft tail. It's got sentimental value though.

twaingirl November 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm

A lightweight steel bike! I volunteer at a bike co-op. That is one sweet ride. So jel over here. I have an old Concorde Freedom deluxe ( i like to call it a tank because it weighs a ton) and a Fuji.

If we all rode bikes, we'd be better!

Biff November 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Monsieur_Grumpe November 14, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Nice picture. Unfortunately it reminds that I have some lawn raking to do.

offbrandboobs November 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Here's hoping that when it makes a triumphant return there is some fucking bacon on it. Perfection topped perfection, ya feel me?

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I BYOB (bring (my) own bacon) everywhere. Even to baptisms.

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Bar mitzvahs too?

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

EVERYWHERE

Chichikovovich November 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Of course. What if, during the ceremony, everyone in the room decided all at once to convert to some pork-permitting religion? Missed opportunity, right there. And you'd have nobody to blame but yourself.

EatsBabyDingos November 14, 2011 at 1:37 pm

I bring my own mayonaise, which I make from bacon fat.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:45 pm
poncho_pilot November 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm

no more "artisanal pork log" for you. RIP McRib.

Chichikovovich November 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm

If only McDonalds would offer the McRib at different times of the year in different states, rather than all at once across the country. Then we could live a nomadic existence following it, moving from place to place as the Plains Indians are said to have followed the buffalo.

prommie November 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

As also the dreadlocked tribe of trustafarians followed their meandering and mediocre gods, the Grateful Dead.

SorosBot November 14, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Here for you, Baconz, are the reasons why the volatility of pork prices lead McDonald's to not offer the McRib year-round:
http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/11/10/3665

Ken Layne November 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm

I am pretty sure Americans eating pounds of corn-syrup-infused mystery pig anus is VERY related to American health care.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm

MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE LIBEL!!!!!!!!

horsedreamer_1 November 15, 2011 at 1:04 am

The Chinaman is not the issue!

nounverb911 November 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

That's okay, the world ends December 21, 2012 any way.

OccupytheDashboard November 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm

and not a fucking moment too soon.
(I'm having a bad day)

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm

You are having a bad day. Imagine poor Mitt Romney. He's compromised every belief he has, squandered his money, is still not trusted by the majority of the GOP, and yet if he does win the Presidency, the world will go kablooie before he even gets sworn in.

OccupytheDashboard November 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Yeah, but even if he does all that and he loses, he's still richer than Croesus.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I got 50:1 they rule down party lines….Any takers?

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Anthony Kennedy?

WhatTheHolyHeck November 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Take moneys from the poors and give it to big, rich, health insurance corporations? 200,000 shares in Cigna say the SCOTUS won't overturn that big-business gravy train.

hagajim November 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I figure SCOTUS will rule 5-4 against Health Care and then demand Obama be sacrificed to the gods of Galt Gulch…or something like that.

johnnymeatworth November 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Think how much healthcare costs will plummet when everybody's dead!!!

DetectiveGrey November 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Actually, according to the laws of supply and demand, they might skyrocket if the doctors and insurers die first.

jus_wonderin November 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

You optimistic view ignores the non-living surcharges the insurance companies are sure to levy. Or the "are you sure you are dead" fees.

Not_So_Much November 14, 2011 at 1:24 pm

This is bad news for Ron Paul's eyebrow-transplant specialists.

poncho_pilot November 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm

self-accredited eyebrow-transplant specialists.

jus_wonderin November 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Down here we have those dark wooly caterpillers. RP could just put a couple on his bow, botox them and, "viola!", instant eyebrows.

DerrickWildcat November 14, 2011 at 1:24 pm

What's the point of being rich if the poors can get the same access to health care that I can?

Callyson November 14, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Great–so Justice Kennedy will have the final say on this. Looking forward to (still) having no healthcare coverage already…

Crank_Tango November 14, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Thank god they will save me from the tyranny of health insurance, that's all I have to say.

Nothingisamiss November 14, 2011 at 1:33 pm

But you have the freedom to remain without healthcare and die of a treatable illness, you commie!

HarryButtle November 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Thought that said "…save me from the tranny of health insurance…" Which is a whole other nightmare. But still less scary than Scalia.

Schmannnity November 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Oh goody! A chance for pro-life conservatives to say you are on your own once the amniotic fluid dries.

offbrandboobs November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

What you're saying is that I have to do a whole new budget to actually pay out-of-pocket for the twelve or so abortions I was planning to have?

I call bullshit.

JustPixelz November 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Unwanted pregnancy is easily avoided with the help of Planned Parenthood. OH WAIT. Nevermind, you better do that new budget.

jus_wonderin November 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Well, we all know if you get 5 abortions, you get one free. So, there's that.

memzilla November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Strict constutionalists will, however, allow black people to have 3/5 of a health plan.

EatsBabyDingos November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Tyranasaurus Healthcarus was dead before it was born.

chascates November 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Ha! The government can't force us to take care of ourselves! The Right wants the healthcare system Antarctica has: none.

GhostBuggy November 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Actually, penguins probably take care of each other better than we do. So I'll take it.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm

We need more capitalist market-driven health care like China has!
When will you learn, Amerikuh?

SmutBoffin November 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Who is "DSF"?

JustPixelz November 14, 2011 at 1:45 pm

I think it's Double Satan Fucker. Though I could be making that up..

SmutBoffin November 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Ah. Everything is in order then.

HistoriCat November 14, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Is he/she/it/them the recently so-productive Wonkette Jr??

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm

But think of all the Death Panel jobs lost!

Joshua Norton November 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Obamacare will only apply to corporations with pre-existing conditions when that crowd gets through with it.

edgydrifter November 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm

American workers will finally be free to enjoy the same competitive advantages and opportunities for unburdened growth as their compatriots in Mogadishu.

4TheTurnstiles November 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Hail to thee, DSF. Never fail bring the buttsecks.

Chichikovovich November 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Scalia is looking forward to this because he can reuse part of his opinion in Bush v. Gore: "Yes, I know this opinion appeals to an unbelievably broad principle that I've never mentioned before and I'll never mention again. A principle that, if consistently applied, would undercut almost all my jurisprudence in this area. But it applies to this case and this case only so don't get any ideas, you smartass bastards."

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Some thoughtful commenter here made the argument that when SCOTUS snuffs Obamacare it'll actually be a good thing because it will somehow force us into the happy utopia of a single-payer plan. Would whoever it was please do so again? Cuz it's seeming less and less likely.

BarackMyWorld November 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Congress would be more likely to pass a resolution recognizing the positive contributions pornographic actresses have made to society than ever pass a single-payer plan.

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

The Jenna Jameson Act of 2012, passed by unanimous consent!

Generation[redacted] November 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Reaffirming "In Boobs We Trust."

Negropolis November 15, 2011 at 3:01 am

Now, that's a change we can believe in.

Limeylizzie November 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I am assuming Justice "Pubes" Thomas will recuse himself due to his sleeping with this woman?
http://thelipstickchronicles.typepad.com/the_lips

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 1:52 pm

You're mistakenly assuming that in Thomas' view, sleeping with a woman would somehow give her influence over his thinking. Women are property to be used as men see fit. It's going to take a while to get that enshrined in precedent and law again, but Clarence is a relatively young man. He's already convinced himself that affirmative action is wrong, even though he was perhaps its most notable beneficiary.

A black man growing up in the rural American south has a lot of payback to give.

Redhead November 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm

The right to fuck over anyone making less than your or with a different skin color is a God-given Amurikin right, damnit! Right up there with the right to hit cher wiminz and carry a gun at all times to shoot anyone looking at yer funny or takin yer jerb.

RadiosTyrone November 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm

What's the big rush?

PubOption November 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm

A talk radio personality with weight and drug problems.

Gleem_McShineys November 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Please nobody ask about the little Rush.

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Now that a majority of Americans supports an individual mandate, it's obviously time for the imperial potentates of the court to snuff it before it begins.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 1:47 pm

God bless the will of the people.

x111e7thst November 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Gotta kill ObamaCare before it takes hold. If you wait till the provisions take effect people will start to like it. That's what happened with RomneyCare.

V572625694 November 14, 2011 at 1:57 pm

And Medicare. And Social Security. And unemployment compensation. And the progressive income tax. All of which the Right-tards fought ferociously against and still want to undo. Then they'll start on Amendments XIII and XIX. Just because women can vote now doesn't mean it has to be that way, anymore than chattel slavery — which is in Jeesus' Bible, after all — has to be illegal forever.

KathrynSane November 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

One more reason to put myself in a medically-induced coma until the end of the 2012 elections.

Midway117 November 15, 2011 at 12:10 am

Any suggestions on the pharma/household appliances/craft beer combo necessary to do so??

SorosBot November 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Considering that, of the dozen of of federal courts that have ruled on the Affordable Care Act, all but one have found it constitutional, including rulings by some of the most conservative federal judges, I wouldn't worry too much on this one.

Also, I for one welcome our new mysterious initials-only overlord.

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2011 at 3:49 am

And you expect the Supreme Court not to fuck you up the ass with your own conventional wisdom because…?

UnholyMoses November 14, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Considering that the law is almost WORD FOR FUCKING WORD the exact same as the GOP-proposed answer to Hillarycare from the early 1990s, can we please stop calling it "Obama's health care law?"

The law should more accurately be called "The Health Care Plan Republicans Crafted Back Before They Became Nuttier Than Elephant Shit."

I know, I know — reality is optional for the GOP and about 99.98% of the media (.02 for Krugman). But a guy can try …

Chichikovovich November 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Ah, but the Republican of today has a response to that consideration. [No joke, I've heard this in person several times, and seen it several more times on blogs.]

"Look, we never intended to pass that plan. That was just a fake plan we dishonestly crafted as a rhetorical aid to derailing Hillarycare. So it doesn't count."

UnholyMoses November 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Yeah, I've heard/read the same basic argument.

And while I'm not supposed to do so (as a good little dirty fucking hippie peacenik dude) I hate hateHATE HATE Republicans because of shit like this. I mean, all politicians play games to get elected, gain media attention, etc., but they're not even trying any more … and haven't for quite some time.

Of course, if we had a real-life, actually-functioning-as-intended media in this nation, they'd never get away with that kind of shit. But we don't, so they do.

**sigh**

Is it bad that I'm beginning to hope the world really does end in Dec. 2012? 'Cause starting over doesn't sound like such a bad idea any more …

Negropolis November 15, 2011 at 3:02 am

It's absolutely insane. What Obama proposed was almost 100% the 90's Republican plan for health care.

BarackMyWorld November 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Instead of this GOVERNMENT TAKE-OVER OF THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY, I much prefer the old Republican plan to provide tax penalties for people who won't buy coverage, subsidies for the poor to buy private insurance, helping people with pre-existing conditions get coverage, and increasing competition by letting individuals shop for plans online.

Wait…what?

FNMA November 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm

So this Supreme Court thing, is that the death panel everybody's been talking about?

PubOption November 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm

A group of people in black robes sounds right, but I think they will need a few scythes to complete the stereotype.

johnnyzhivago November 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Ok, whatever, but when is the Supreme Court finally going to take up Traffic Stop Slavery??

DetectiveGrey November 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Who knows, if Obamacare does get overturned, maybe the current pool of GOP candidates will orgasm so hard they'll pass out and be unable to run.

GorzoTheMighty November 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

If you have already allowed SCOTUS to choose a President how can you not trust their judgement on this issue? Oh… nevermind.

johnnyzhivago November 14, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Given that 2012 is going to filled with the Iranian War, global famine, pig flu plague and finally the destruction of the earth by an invisible comet, I'm sure this will be at the bottom of the Cain/Palin Administration's list.

Allmighty_Manos November 14, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I wonder what constitutional argument the court will roll out to justify fucking over millions of Americans in the name of evil. Publically-funded cancer treatment violates of the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment? Sending a heart attack victim to the hospital constitutes illegal search and seizure as defined in the Fourth Amendment. Cheap AIDS drugs violate the Commerce Clause? Can't wait to find out.

BarackMyWorld November 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I, for one, am looking forward to our conservative friends in the media decrying this as activist judges undoing the work of democratically elected representatives of the people and legislating from the bench.

Gleem_McShineys November 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Unfortunately, your Unbridled Optimism is a pre-existing condition, and therefore not covered.

pdiddycornchips November 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Barry should argue ask for a change of venue. Mexico and Cuba still have independent judiciaries.

prommie November 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

I love to see Dr. Paul practicing his love on the women of amerka, there, without no dadburn mal-prac-tice lawyers gettin' involved.

Blueb4sunrise November 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

AKA Dungloe Street Fighters.
Group of youths who terrorize the small, usually peaceful village of Dungloe in Co. Donegal.
?

mereoblivion November 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Um, that was no fun while it didn't last?

Chichikovovich November 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Edit: Well, without the original post, this one doesn't make much sense.

owhatever November 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Future headline — Supreme Court Kills Obamacare on 5-4 vote.

OccupyFnChicken November 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Activist judges, all. STOP LEGISMATING FROM TEH BEMCH

prommie November 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

BTW, OMG, IMHO: Fuck this healthcare plan, its a sellout to the insurance companies. Single-Payor Medicare For All, or GTFO, motherfuckers. Thats how you go hardcore.

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2011 at 3:47 am

Great!! What's the game plan?

Pragmatist2 November 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

I think Michelle Bachmann should argue the case. The Court just loves arguments based on incoherent anecdotes filtered through "common sense" from graduates of the Oral Roberts School of Law and Biblical Paleontology.

Mrs. Bitch November 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

C'mon guys! I'm sure that THIS time Barry and the Dems will fight for us. Christ it just kills me that we get four more years of teatard rule by proxy.

SayItWithWookies November 14, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Well the centrist justices will be all for it, and the conservative justices will argue that they have no right to use that newfangled judicial review to be activists and decide on the Constitutionality of whatever laws Congress passes, so it'll be approved unanimously. But then again I just drank two bottles of cold medicine.

DahBoner November 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm

SSSSSSHHHHH!

COULD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE?

I'm trying to teach Pandora what kind of Musak I like…

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm

I'm assuming that the Justices will refuse to use their government provided health care until after their decision to avoid a conflict of interest?

gurukalehuru November 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Dominic Strauss Fahn?
Downtown San Francisco?
Dr. Scholl's Footpads?

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm

Drunken Socialist Fag.

(It's Wonkette, after all :)

OccupyFnChicken November 14, 2011 at 2:52 pm

If it gets killed, then YAY! We'll get a big fat reimbursement check from the insurance companies that fucked us hard in January with drastic premium hikes.

No, wait…

OneYieldRegular November 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm

What an awful country.

DahBoner November 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Medicare Part-E (Everyone) is rumored to cause SCHWING!!!!!!

Toomush_Infer November 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm

This is all because corporations never get sick…

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Just remember, if the Romney inspired individual mandate goes down, no one questions that single payer is constitutional.

BarackMyWorld November 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Oh, they will.

Biff November 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm

If this court fucks us as I expect them to, I'll offer to marry one woman to provide her with healthcare through my pension. I'll be 60 next year, so you won't have to put up with me forever. Hate to be all one-way about it, but only one woman, I'm not a Mormon, and I'm terminally hetero…

iburl November 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm

I think there is a very good chance that the healthcare reform will be shot down. They should have made it a tax and had universal coverage. Making it mandatory to buy private insurance is unconstitutional. Let's try 2009 over again, this time with more feeling.

Negropolis November 15, 2011 at 3:04 am

My only fear is the politics of this immediately before the election. I agree; it needs to be shot down, but it'll mean a Republican president who won't do shit or will probably make things worse.

Plowmon November 14, 2011 at 9:20 pm

Let's go to a truly fair and constitutional system: If you need healthcare just be sure to buy a lottery ticket when you're in the liquor store every afternoon…

ttommyunger November 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm

A decision to uphold ( I know, I know) would put Obamacare on the fast-track. A decision to strike down would open the door to Medicare for all. Medicare has never been successfully challenged in the courts. This will be interesting.

Crowe2011 November 15, 2011 at 10:51 am

Spoilers: they've agreed to hear the anti-injunction argument which if they uphold it means they will defer any judgement on the healthcare reforms until 2015. Given none of them want to make a decision this close to the election, put money on it this will be the result.

Nothingisamiss November 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm

I don't believe it's 50% meat. That seems a little high.

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Are you a downhiller? I get a lot of them in my hotel when they have races at Dry Hill, just west of town.

I took my no-suspension Kona Lava Dome there and scared the hell out myself going down one of the 'beginner' trails.

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Yeah, pretty lightweight until you load it down with racks, and lights and wood trunk, Brooks saddle, wood fenders all that nice custom crap. I decided to kit it out as my Randonneur since I scored a CF/aluminum composite Trek 2100 ($75!!!!) as my new daily rider. The geometry on the Lambert is definitely better for the long haul.

Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Check out this one . It still has the gold-lugged handlebars and original DeathFork! You should totally buy this and build it up.

Unless you already have too many bikes (like me).

memzilla November 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Of course, in NYC, our bike math formula is:

20 lb bike + 20 pound lock & chain = 40 pound bike.

dizzeeboy November 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Downhilla, representing!! Spent the Summer learning to shred at Bromont with the local teens. Thank dog for body armor.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

No. I'm a city commuter. Just learned how to ride on a Mt.

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I stand corrected.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm

So, what we need is something that is 75% breast and 75% ass?

Biff November 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Fox math!

McRibzgood November 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm

What about her brain…
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA. Some times I make my self laugh.

CthuNHu November 14, 2011 at 10:41 pm

And Satan created Kardashians.

memzilla November 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Extremism in the defense of bacon is no vice.

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