Michele Bachmann Is Completely Unaware That China Is Communist

Blathering reject Michele Bachmann showed off her fancy foreign policy knowledge at Saturday's dull GOP debate by noting that the real capitalists over there in China don't give out food stamps according to her expert sources (Space Lizard Jeebus), which is why they are kicking America's socialist economy in the ass. Why can't America be as capitalist as China?

Gawd, this awful, hilarious woman who has never read a single complete sentence about China in her entire life or even overheard a conversation about China, via TPM:  

If you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. If you look at China, they’re in a very different situation. They save for their own retirement security…They don’t have the modern welfare state and China’s growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they’d be gone.

Why bother refuting such air-tight logic? The audience even applauded this line of reasoning, because it is perfect and brilliant, like godless communist Michele Bachmann. [ TPM ]