SURE WHATEVER  1:15 pm November 11, 2011

Newt Gingrich Wins New GOP Poll By Coming In Second Place

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Who has weirder pajamas than Newt Gingrich?Herman Cain is the big loser of a new GOP primary poll that he won, because he is an awful inarticulate sex creep slob who got only 18% support, which is a few percentage points less than the last time one of these dumb polls came out six seconds ago, so it is Over For Him. Time to scroll down the poll results to find a new “winner” liked by fewer than 1 in 5 Republicans for the media to obsessively discuss! Hm… Mitt Romney came in second with 15%, but nope, he is still irredeemably boring. But, wait, oh look, Newt Gingrich actually tied with Mittens! So Newt Gingrich is your new “It” turd in the GOP primary field this week, Newt the cancerous wife-divorcing proven serial cheater sex fiend, because Herman Cain now has a “woman voter support problem.”

From the CBS News poll:

Cain has lost support among women since late October. Then, he led among women, garnering 28 percent of their support. Now, his support among women is just 15 percent. He has also lost ground with conservatives, from 30 percent to 23 percent now.

[...]

Among women, 38 percent say they are less likely to support Cain because of the allegations against him. Fifty-seven percent say that will make no difference in their vote. Just 23 percent of men say they are less likely to vote for Cain because of the harassment allegations.

All the assault/harassment allegations so far against Cain are from the late nineties, i.e. more or less concurrent with the time when Newt Gingrich got busy behind his wife’s back schtupping the boggle-eyed congressional staffer who is now his wife, which means Newt Gingrich is laughing his ass off right now. [CBS News]

 

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ManchuCandidate November 11, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Free Tiffany Cufflinks for all Newty's REAL supporters!

Barb November 11, 2011 at 1:17 pm

"Cain has lost support among women since late October."
He's also running around saying, "The way to beat Barack Obama is with a Cain"
He also whips out his dick and tells job applicants that it's a "candy cain"

Dr_Zoidberg November 11, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I saw that 'Beat him with a Cain' thing earlier today, and thought it was a joke. Wow, the GOP just wallows in insensitivity.

WhatTheHeck November 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Hi, my name's Cain. Are you willing and able?

bagofmice November 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm

That seems like you are asking for consent.

Fare la Volpe November 11, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Consent makes Sperman's boner wilt.

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm

I'm waiting for an anti-Cain commercial that's like those particularly effective anti-smoking ads. The voice-over could read, "Since late October, Cain has lost support among women" just as the screen shows Mark Block's cigarette starting to go limp.

GuanoFaucet November 11, 2011 at 1:19 pm

In celebration, Newt will get himself a new wife.

HistoriCat November 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm

I feel bad for Callista – I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone.

Not_So_Much November 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Or worse, Newt.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm

I don't know. I think Newt has run out of his nine lives. Callistra strikes me a gal willing and able to cut a bitch, physically and in the wallet.

NorthStarSpanx November 12, 2011 at 9:55 am

I think Newt fans think of Callista as Yoko Ono, with Tiffany's taste.

prommie November 11, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Newt will be ruined if this play turns out to be a hit.

Chichikovovich November 11, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Just wait until you see the show-stopper he's got planned for the second act. He's learned his lesson from the experience of Bialestock and Bloom.

Schmannnity November 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Springtime for Newtie.

bagofmice November 11, 2011 at 2:48 pm

And Tiffanys.

gurukalehuru November 12, 2011 at 1:50 am

You know who else was the star in a fictional play-within-a-play that was designed to fail?

SorosBot November 11, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Newty's not ready for this, he was just trying to sell a few more of his books.

MOG2410 November 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Surprise – you're the Preznit! Now get to work.

LetUsBray November 11, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Hey, Cain was just trying to boost his speaking fee. Grifting is risky work.

rambone November 11, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I bet none of Mitt's wives played this hard to get before taking the plunge.

GeneralTapioca November 11, 2011 at 1:22 pm

They're both protecting good old fun (read as: harassment) and marriage from teh gays..

Dr_Zoidberg November 11, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Oh, the tales of Newt's infidelities that would come out are worth the price of admission alone. I was worried a bit about Obama's chances, but he will wipe the floor with any of these losers.

WootInTarnation November 14, 2011 at 2:07 am

Yer, I see your point. But… out of all of those clowns who are even capable of staying on message, Newt's the only one that has the most hard-scrabble political experience behind him. I do believe that he could actually debate Obama. It would be an ugly show, but he's not a complete mouth-breather: he's just cynical, slimy and evil.

This worries me. He is one cynical, cold, old bastard of a snake politician. But he's a professional politician, as opposed to most of his opponents.

When the shit really goes down and the race thins, I fear that Newt's infidelities won't hold voters back from choosing him over a 1800's long-john wearer and, uh, and, uh… Shoot, I've run out of viable Republican candidates.

And so has their party. And it's not even spring yet. If Newt's the last man standing, I have a feeling that even the "moral" Xtians will vote for him.

Because, let's break it down here: he's cheated on numerous wives and girlfriends, he's divorced his dying "wife through thick and thin" (Yay! Sanctity of sanctimonious haterosexual marriage) and he's probably performed some very bad anal on an aide right in his wife's hospital room as she groans in pain. (Because you know that he's the kind of dude who'll steal the pain meds off a cancer patient.)

So, when the rubber hits the road, Newt's transgressions ain't gonna mean shit. The "moral lapses" on his part are simply crimes committed against his property: his wives, his girlfriends, his staff. They're HIS PROPERTY.

Even the dullest among his potential supporters can get behind that idea. In fact, Newt is very lucky, because the child-rearing/torture manuals and similar Xtian manuals for training up wives are tremendously popular right now. These books promise to deliver to the father an army of wife and kids who are have been transformed through violence into cowering, damaged, docile soldiers whose own opinions and the courage to speak them have been literally beat out of them. This allows the courageous Xtian father to mobilize his army.

Judging from the number of glowing, uninventive, but passionate reviews of these books on Amazon, this vision of the upright Xtian family is gaining popularity through the promotion and dissemination of "Talking Points" to minions who are encouraged to make their own homes into little Tsar-worshipping barracks.

With this worldview, it's easy to see voters excusing Newt's behavior because his wife and children were uppity and rebellious. So while Newt may have failed to crush them into submission, his sins are minor and hardly of his making.

The dying wife is the sinner. If she'd been obedient, well then, God might not have smitten her. Newt's just the fall-guy in all those stories. His women and children betrayed him to the beast. He can't be held responsible for seeking out another (three, four, 17 new women) with whom he can do his Xtain duty and re-populate the country before the browns take over and further revolutionize American cuisine.

Callyson November 11, 2011 at 1:23 pm

1% of the poll respondents say they support "No One." Now, there's a 1% I can support.

Ducksworthy November 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Those GOP men are jealous of Herman's style (and/or fantasizing about certain parts of his anatomy.)

Pragmatist2 November 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Next stop: Dancing with the Stars!!!!!

slithytoves November 11, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Part of me is happy that the republicans are so witless that they are even now tying up the election for Obama. The other part of me just wants to vomit. God, it's like binge drinking.

Not_So_Much November 11, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Newt and his fembot better go on another vacation pretty quick. Actual 'work' really isn't his style.

littlebigdaddy November 11, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Today we are all tiny-dicked, man-boobed ex-history professors with six-figure "consulting" fees!

tihond November 11, 2011 at 2:16 pm

I knew this day would come if I prayed hard enough.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:18 pm

Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty…

metamarcisf November 11, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think it's too late for the Mama Grizzlie to change her mind.

chicken_thief November 11, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Ya. Cause no journalist would think of interviewing Glenn Rice to get his take on how sweet that pussy was.

HistoriCat November 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I don't think the world will get too excited by, "yeah, I banged some chick when I was in Alaska but I don't remember her name or what she looked like. I guess it could have been her."

MOG2410 November 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

But she was wearing glasses and wouldn't shut up the whole time.

Not_So_Much November 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm

'Bear-trap', is what hideously springs to mind.

OccupyFnChicken November 11, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Vagina dentata

bagofmice November 11, 2011 at 2:50 pm

So, Sully bait?

WootInTarnation November 14, 2011 at 2:17 am

I'm kinda surprised that interview doens't already exist.

Aside from the large population of people who would welcome any tactic that will ensure her disappearance, there are a lot of dudes who still want to throw her a hate-fuck or a str8-up MILF fuck. Seems like a win-win for whatever magazine/blog wants to take that one on.

Sweet pussy? I'm thinking garage cunt/moose trap. Back 'er in there Glenn. But that's just me and my slutdar.

Banelm November 12, 2011 at 8:26 am

Its too late to get into the early primaries. Even against this crappy field, it would be almost impossible to win the nomination without even competing in the first leg. Believe it or not, the nominee will be one of these twits!

Nesnora November 11, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Sorry Herman, I think Mittens and Newt made it clear what voters want: Multiple wives in both theory and practice.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:19 pm

Also. White skin. Also.

Tundra Grifter November 11, 2011 at 1:26 pm

How many Twitter followers does Ole Newt still have?

And – a bit more to the point – who the Hell cares?

I wrote this here before. Once your first name becomes "Former" they might as well stick the fork into ya. You're done.

Troglodeity November 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Newt has just a few more Twitter followers than Cain has sexual harassment accusers. On the other hand, Cain has just a few more accusers than Newt has ex-wives, so it's pretty much a wash.

ifthethunderdontgetya November 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm

That's right, Newticles is the G.O.P.'s feminist candidate.

What?
~

Ducksworthy November 11, 2011 at 1:29 pm

I think you have figured out the GOP primary voter demographic.

poncho_pilot November 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm

this:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTEC7BLx

and this:
http://gallery.miyabiaizawa.com/images/manga/oniz

that is all.

p.s. depending on who you work with, maybe NSFW. it's all good clean fun.

Mahousu November 11, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Onizuka may be an idiot, but he's far too capable an idiot for today's GOP.

poncho_pilot November 11, 2011 at 1:45 pm

i'd vote for Onizuka over Gingrich any day.

poncho_pilot November 11, 2011 at 1:54 pm

the previous statement doesn't really say much for Onizuka, though, because i'd vote for a pile oily rags over Gingrich.

LetUsBray November 11, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Pile Of Oily Rags will likely be the Rethug front-runner by mid-December.

Fare la Volpe November 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm

I was JUST reading my GTO collection the other day. This is why I love Wonkette <3

Tommmcattt November 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm

You know they're hurting when the only choice they have left is perennial loser and wan corporate puppet Newt Gingrich. It's precisely like choosing between eating a pile of shit and a dead rat. You pick the shit, because hey, at least shit doesn't have fleas.

Ah, we need to coin a term that combines schadenfreude and serendipity, because that is what I am feeling upon finding out this morning that all they have left is ol' Also-Ran Newtie.

prommie November 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm

I'm going with rat.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 11, 2011 at 2:02 pm

I'm in favor of beating the crap out of whoever presented me with the choice.

MOG2410 November 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm

schadendippity?

Fare la Volpe November 11, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Serenfreude just rolls off the tongue.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:21 pm

I take it you never saw Fear Factor? I'd so choose the rat. At least it's meat. I can overlook the fleas. I'd just think of them as dark-colored sprinkles on a sundae, or peppercorns.

Ruhe November 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Don't we have the technology to get past these ridiculous polls? I'm thinking that the Nielsen Co. should be able by now to plant some sort of device directly in the brain of conservative voters so as to measure their ephemeral support for one candidate or another. Given the average intelligence of Republican Primary voters it feels like these polls, no matter how scientifically rigorous, have no more predictive value than choices made by a captive octopus.

finallyhappy November 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm

I know you are talking about Paul(RIP). Any octopus is probably a lot smarter than GOP candidates- they(the octopuses/octopi) have a very unique brain that we really don't understand yet(and won't – they will have become our overlords by the time we figure it out)

SorosBot November 11, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I think the only thing that's stopped the giant octopus from taking over the world is their three-four year lifespan.

Nostrildamus November 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Meaning they can never consolidate their power in a second term?

poncho_pilot November 11, 2011 at 1:38 pm

"I'm thinking that the Nielsen Co. should be able by now to plant some sort of device directly in the brain of conservative voters…"

i'd suggest the Ceti Eel but their behavior suggests they are hosts already.

tessiee November 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm

I… AM… IN… FAVOR… OF… BRAIN… SLUGS.

Graham Cracker November 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm

The Neilson company has developed a device that attaches directly to voter's brains and allows Neilson to directly measure their choices. But, for obvious reasons, it doesn't work with Rethuglicans.

Ruhe November 11, 2011 at 2:10 pm

No doubt their mistake was to design a device that works with the homo sapien brain as a whole while most Republican brains are by accident or choice reduced to only the reptilian portion.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 11, 2011 at 2:13 pm

The signal-to-noise ratio in Republican brains is way too low for current technologies.

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm

White harassment in the 90's is more socially acceptable than Black.

HistoriCat November 11, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Besides – Newt married his piece of ass. Turning her into a respectable woman redeems him from his other actions.

OK, now I feel nauseous.

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 2:20 pm

I've never thought Historicat would say Newt is redeemed of his actions. YOU'VE TURNED INTO ONE OF "THEM". It's a slippery slope and you've passed the event horizon. Might as well get it over with quickly. Buy some truck nuts and nod in agreement while listening to Glenn Beck. I'll lay some flowers on your snark grave.

HistoriCat November 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Here I am giving you some prime insight in to the Conservatard mind and you say I'm turning into one of them. You are so getting a 5 inch hairball in your shoe.

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Better than the lil lady's cat which has fleas we've been battling the past 2 weeks.

finallyhappy November 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Read on Rachel Maddow comments on FB- Herman Cain's new book " the Audacity of Grope"

mavenmaven November 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Let's face it, this whole gaggle of pathetic rejects and ret–ds is a major embarrassment to the entire country, and in that category, the Newt is a winner.

BklynIlluminati November 11, 2011 at 1:34 pm

What a horror show it must be for the R's. It like having to pick the least turdiest turd.

bikerlaureate November 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm

And they're not big fans of Plan B.

Chichikovovich November 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm

"Cain has lost support among women since late October."

My theory – only semi-snark. As much as I find it staggering to learn that men do this, I've heard from a huge number of women I trust that this disgusting "grab the back of the head and push" thing really happens a lot. A lot of creepy men have this as part of their standard repertoire. Presumably even a lot of really hard core conservative women have experienced it. I bet that one aspect of the story is a deal-breaker for them. Makes what he did a bit too familiar.

Dumbedup November 11, 2011 at 1:42 pm

but..do they say it works?

Limeylizzie November 11, 2011 at 2:55 pm

As a former slutty person, I can't even tell you how often I have had that done to me.

Geminisunmars November 11, 2011 at 3:00 pm

And it is so subtle and endearing. (gag)(literally)

RavenRant November 11, 2011 at 4:15 pm

I think conservative women may well have experienced more harassment. The conservative movement is inherently patriarchal, authoritarian, and sexist. Repressive religions inculcate shame, and people raised in those traditions can feel shame and guilt at any sexual contact, even if they didn't consent to it, making them extremely easy to manipulate. Perfect prey for predators.

There's plenty of sexism and racism on the left, mostly of the clueless variety. But only the right makes a positive virtue of bigotry.

BigDumbRedDog November 11, 2011 at 10:44 pm

This is a good way to get a punch in the nuts. I am speaking as a puncher, not a punchee.

Chichikovovich November 11, 2011 at 11:02 pm

No doubt. I expect that anyone who regularly makes this move has known a few nut-punches in the course of their low-rent Casanova career. Presumably they regard it as one of their occupational hazards, as athletes regard bruises and sprained ankles.

owhatever November 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm

I borrow this line becuz it's so good: The moral Republicans are switching their support from the serial groper to the serial adulterer.

I want to read Calista's eventual autobiography on why congressional interns should give blow jobs to their married bosses as a career move toward getting botox, Tiffany bling and one day perhaps becoming first lady of the land.

Radio99% November 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Gotta say, you cut a metaphorical limb off this infernal scum suck and it just grows right back.

prommie November 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm

The GOP has turned the crazy up to 11!

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Of course he's moving up in the polls. He's got like a kajillion twitter followers.
http://gawker.com/5826645/most-of-newt-gingrichs-

edgydrifter November 11, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Newt is still running? I thought he'd gone back to writing alt-history Civil War gun porn. Hawt!

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Is it too late for Berlusconi to join the race?

OccupyFnChicken November 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Heavens, no. But he will look funny when he tries to mouth-fuck a debate moderator.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:26 pm

Only if Bunga-Bunga can be translated into English.

chicken_thief November 11, 2011 at 1:45 pm

"…more or less concurrent with the time when Newt…"

Pudgy black pizza man got shot down repeatedly while pudgy whiny voiced white man was getting laid. And they claim there is no need for affirmative action…

SheriffRoscoe November 11, 2011 at 1:45 pm

The applause-o-meter says it's Newt. Give it up for our man, Newt!

DerrickWildcat November 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm

If you know any girls, tell them not to vote for either of them.

meatlofer November 11, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Who the fuck names their kid Newt, anyhow? Now Mitt, there's a fuckin name!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 11, 2011 at 2:15 pm

But wasn't Newt Rockne a football hero or sumptin'?

tessiee November 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm

"wasn't Newt Rockne a football hero"

I think that was Knut Rockne, as in Scandinavian guy.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 11, 2011 at 9:50 pm

*sigh*

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:27 pm

Newton and Willard.

spareme November 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Mebbe they couldn't spell Asshole

OccupyFnChicken November 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Callista came in third.

johnnyzhivago November 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm

The sad thing is that the GOP is so racist it would get behind a sex creep Uncle Tom just to get rid of a smart black man.

johnnyzhivago November 11, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Mitt needs to shed the straight lace image:

- Get caught driving around with a litter of kittens strapped to the roof of his campaign bus.

- Shoot a campaign staffer on a "varmint" hunting photo op

- etc….

LiveToServeYa November 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm

No way, his campaign is just a Trojan Newt.

tessiee November 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm

Must… scrub… brain… of… mental… picture…

RavenRant November 11, 2011 at 2:08 pm

In answer to the question posed by the alt-text:

According to Chichikovovich, Santorum.

Chichikovovich November 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Rats, I should never have spilled the beans about that.
Now they'll never make me Pope.

RavenRant November 11, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Come to think of it, how do you know what Ricky wears to bed? Hmmmmm?

Chichikovovich November 11, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Oh, oh. I'm really busted this time.

I'll never even make Cardinal now.

Urban_Achiever November 11, 2011 at 2:14 pm

"Now, his support among women is just 15 percent."

Who ARE these 15% of women that still support Cain!!??

(No snark here, just askin')

bikerlaureate November 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Perhaps there are more rape fetishists out there than I…

Nope, never mind, it's not worth the mental imagery.

arihaya November 11, 2011 at 5:49 pm

women who haven't read news for a week ?

tessiee November 11, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Members of his immediate family?

tihond November 11, 2011 at 2:19 pm

You know who else won by coming in second?

That's right, George W.

Guppy November 11, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Cain/Gingrich 2012–We Know What Women Want

BarackMyWorld November 11, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Newt Gingrich needs to countdown the days until everyone remembers he's simply a despicable human being.

Geminisunmars November 11, 2011 at 3:04 pm

zero

PuckStopsHere November 11, 2011 at 2:27 pm

I can't believe any of these people get 15% of anybody's vote.

bikerlaureate November 11, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Kenyan Mooslim stole the White House. Sheesh.

actor212 November 11, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Newt Gingrinch! COME ON DOWN! It's your turn on The Price is Slight!

Goonemeritus November 11, 2011 at 2:39 pm

So it’s a choice between a Mormon Northerner a black guy accused of sexual battery by a white women and an adulterer who converted to Roman Catholicism. Nice Sothern strategy GOP why don’t you dig up General Sherman and run him.

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm

LOL!

/thread

IncenseDebate November 11, 2011 at 2:39 pm

If any of these clowns is elected we're going down the tubes at an even faster pace.

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2011 at 2:44 pm

"Your wife is mighty tall, Newt! She got a job?"

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:30 pm

I see that Callista comes up to about here on Herman…

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 2:46 pm

We're past that. We're on zyklon-b. I don't understand how the little fucker got them. It's a freakin' indoor cat. I took it outside once on a sunny summer day and it acted like it had agoraphobia.

HistoriCat November 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Wow – you're sure they're fleas?

McRibzgood November 11, 2011 at 2:55 pm

They are ultra-fleas.

I'm a dog person so I know the deal. But these guys just won't take "I'm poisoning you" for an answer. The whole place has been de-bugged several times.

bagofmice November 11, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Pussy.

MOG2410 November 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Maybe you brought them home from work, heh.

fuflans November 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm

republican candidate polls = job creation.

DahBoner November 11, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Newt Gittin'rich believes in waiting until marriage to have sex.

Not necessarily with the woman he married, but still…

hagajim November 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I found it interesting that anyone other than this massive pile of human excrement received 14% of the vote as of now.

Limeylizzie November 11, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Oh Hopey must be just peeing himself at the oppo. research on either Cain or Newton.

Native_of_SL_UT November 11, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Sometimes cream rises to the top. That's what they would like us to believe is happening.
Other times the pool gets so shallow that all that's left is scum. This is one of those times.

bikerlaureate November 11, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Is this good news for Steve King (R-IA)?

BarackMyWorld November 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm

I bet Buddy Roemer just died a little on the inside.

Pithaughn November 11, 2011 at 9:35 pm

Yaay! time to polish my Newt look alike alot shtick. I'll start by shtupping my wife. My first and only wife, of nearly 30 years. call my agent to book now. the best dates ( Xmas and NY's eve are already taken! )

Negropolis November 11, 2011 at 11:10 pm

He may be a sex creep, but inarticulate he is not. In fact, I think his problem is that he is too articulate in getting his offensive points across. Minus his accent ("ecunumy" grates on my ears like no other), no one can never claim to have missed his points or not understood exactly what he was trying to get across. The fucker has never been at a lost for words, and the women he's encountered in his life know that all too well, it seems.

It is kind of amazing that Cain's troubles with women seem to have brought the attention away from Gingrich's serial adultry. It'll be fun to see that brought back up, and I don't think "I cheated on my wives because I love America **motioning with hands** this much" is going to cut it, this time.

carlgt1 November 12, 2011 at 10:08 am

if Cain says Palin would be his VP, won't all the GOP women immediately flock back to hi?

ttommyunger November 12, 2011 at 11:54 am

Could adding Palin to a Cain Ticket solve his "woman" problem? After all, Sarah could expound on the benevolent benefits of black dick; she has experience in that particular field of endeavor.

smitallica November 12, 2011 at 11:59 am

The media keeps saying that Gingrich is liked by some Republicans because he's "brilliant." What they don't understand, the fact that he's "brilliant" is why most Republicans DON'T like him. They like their candidates like they like their grilled cheese sandwiches: simple, plain, and bearing the ghostly image of Jesus.

Walkinwiddaking November 12, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Is that Newt's wife standing next to the guy with the big…trunk?

braininabox2 November 12, 2011 at 10:26 pm

It case you missed them today, check out the newly leaked Herman Cain ads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBEZ3_tRapg

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