A group of Tennessee conservatives say they were easily bilked out of $19 million because some guy said, “Hey give me all your money and I will make a Tea Party TeeVee Network, all about your favorite subject: yourselves.” And then the guy allegedly took the money and ran, and now the Tennessee teabaggers are suing him because they are “judicial activists.” One of the dupes is/was Michele Bachmann’s state campaign finance director, so it’s good to know that Bachmann maintains her high standards nationwide. And even at the reduced-expectations definition of a “television network” in 2011 — a website with a video plugin — the “Tea Party HD” scam was magical. According to the lawsuit, “It was an investment scheme to defraud politically conservative-minded citizens who support the Tea Party mission.” Sucks to be a sucka!
The Tennessean reports this morning:
A group of Middle Tennessee conservatives is suing a California businessman for $19 million, claiming he tricked them into investing in a sham business idea for a television network devoted to the tea party movement.
Among those suing is Bill Hemrick, the Brentwood millionaire who is the Tennessee financial director for Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann. Hemrick has been active in tea party circles in Williamson County, helping to organize the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville in 2010 that was headlined by Sarah Palin. He worked briefly raising money for presidential candidate Herman Cain.
With a resume like that, how could this guy not be easily duped?
Anyway, Tea Party HD director Anthony Loiacono is the new Robin Hood. Loiacono apparently hasn’t formally responded to the lawsuit, but sent the newspaper a press release challenging Bill Hemrick to a lie-detector contest on … Tea Party HD teevee. [The Tennessean via Southern Beale]
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Fox Noise to blame Obama in 3…2…1…
Sounds to me like the invisible hand done fucked these morons good.
So it was an "Invisible Hand" Job? (*ahem*)
Invisible fisting.
THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN! (sure it said "fuck you" and laughed, but still, a message is a message, right?)
You never know when that reach-around is going to involve sharpened claws.
That is soooo true. The Invisible Hand is going to make sure Tea Party HD never gets another dime from Bill Hemrick.
That's the way it works. Litigation is for whiners, suck it up Bill.
This is just the free market speaking. This story is nothing that tax cuts and less regulation wouldn't remedy. Go free market !!!
And besides, I thought they were anti-government. Who the fuck do they think provides those courts for them to go suing people in?
Once the Invisible Hand slides up your skirt and gropes for your genitals, it's uh … too late. Yer fucked.
I feel for those conservative investors. I invested heavily in that TV show starring the GEICO cavemen. It seemed a like such a sure thing.
Still don't know what went wrong :(
At least the music remains.
~
DNC COINTELPRO FTW!
What part of 'snake oil' did you not understand?
I hear that stuff goes great on just desserts.
Next on Tea Party HD : Why regulations are bad and the free market should decide its own level! Featuring a laughing Bill Hemrick.
Financial regulations — who needs 'em? Dodd & Frank…what are they, an 80's pop duo?
I thought "Dodd & Frank" were a Hall & Oates tribute…
You think everything is a Hall & Oates tribute.
You're right:
Marcus = "Maneater"
Newt = "She's gone"
Megs McCain = "Rich Girl"
Shelley = "Your Imagination"
Mittens = "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Herm = "Did It in a Minute" and "Kiss on My List"
Perry= "It's a Laugh"
Hell, the whole GOP Field is a Hall & Otes Tribute!
And then the move on to the next subject: Has America become sue happy?
They're using the courts to sue? What about personal responsibility?
That's what tort reform is for.
"It was an investment scheme to defraud politically conservative-minded citizens who support the Tea Party mission.”
I didn't think that "conservative-minded" people toss cash around like that.
Tossing's for pussies and salads. These fuckers festoon it around.
Tossing is for Dwarves!
"I didn't think that 'conservative-minded' people toss cash around like that…"
Sure they do… if it's OPM (Other People's Money).
"Conservative minded" is an oxymoron anyway.
I think it's a euphemism … for "stupid".
It's possible that some donors are "remembering" larger donations than they may actually have made. Same way they do when their SUVs get stolen: "My golf clubs and my wife's mink coat were in the back!"
Pro Tip!®
why couldn't they just watch Fox News and burn that $ on overpriced gold ingots like normal teatards?
Better yet: products based on refined flour, soy paste, xantan gum and high-fructose corn syrup.
The Survival Seed Bank already ran out of merchandise.
OT sorta, but… Actually, gold is under priced right now. It's paper money that is in a bubble. Europe is printing up a fresh trillion as we speak. Even a broken clock (Glen Beck) is right every once in a while. I know that the gold ads are on am radio and all, but that shit has gone up eleven years in a row. The big move up is yet to come. I encourage all Wonketeers to study the subject in depth. The dollar is doomed. Metals are the place to be. Gold will be $2500 shortly.
Gold has been going up because of the efforts of scam artists like Goldline which Beck shilled for.
Bot, I love your comments. I'm a big fan. But Glen Beck has nothing to do with the price of gold. Americans buy very little. The Chinese and Indians are the biggest consumers. Gold goes up because of the destruction of fiat currencies. In most times gold is only good for jewelry. But not now. World currencies, especially the dollar, are being destroyed by basically printing an endless supply. You can't do this. The dollar will fail altogether, soon. Gold and silver are the only permanent forms of money. The only permanent stores of value, throughout history. This is why they are going up now, as the US (and other currencies follow our lead) print new money into worthlessness. Study the Wiemar Republic. Google hyperinflation. It's coming. Finally, there is a bubble when everybody owns or wants to own something. This absolutely has not happened with PHYSICAL metals (the ETFs are rife with fraud). When it does, gold is going to at least 3K to 5K, unless they find a way to outlaw ownership. Please check this out, spend some time studying it. It is a really horrifying scenario, and we all need to be aware of the big picture.
It's the free market. Let it work.
Criminal Fraud laws are unamerican! As they say in American, Caveat Emptor!
Or in this case, caput emptius.
That's what the Latin Americans say, anyway.
The free market will fix this.
I see no evidence the market can fix stupid.
Actually, it seems to thrive on it.
Only one example: the Georgia Hope Scholarship program, which uses lottery take to finance college scholarships at state schools for any GA kid with a B average or better.
Well, okay, government-run lottery plus state schools ≠ free market. But if you're going to tax anything, stupidity is a good place to start.
The free market would never systematically erode its customer base like that. I hope these Hope Scholarship students are at least prohibited from taking statistics or probability courses.
Finally, someone is bringing much needed investor money to California!
How did they even manage to pull themselves away from all the free tranny-porn on the internets to fall for this thing?
They use a remote-control dildo.
They got this really legitimate-sounding email from some stranger in California, who only needed $19 million ….
This would have been a little sweeter if it was a pyramid scheme.
"ponzi scheme" -fixed
thx
Amway is the tea party pyramid scheme.
It's almost as if the entire Tea Party are a bunch credulous morons easily manipulated by anybody who tells them what they want to hear.
Almost!
A sham business idea for a television network devoted to the tea party movement.
Hey, that's not a nice thing to say about FOX News.
“You are watching Tea Party HD. Bringing you stupid and TruckNutz in crystal clarity"
-James Earl Jones Voice Over-
I think I hear Glenn Beck Teevee furiously checking its consultant list.
That sound you hear is them doing something furiously…
"…claiming he tricked them into investing in a sham business idea for a television network devoted to the tea party movement."
They should have know "Comedy Central" was already taken.
Teatards will fall for any ridiculous scam, won't they?
Is that you, Herman?
Good thing that Wonkette TV is still gonna happen. Just sent another check to KL.
Sorry, chump. Ken threatened us with the banhammer if we blew the whistle on his caper.
A check made out for 18¢ from an overdrawn account isn't going to make the dream a reality any sooner!
Or, maybe Bill Hemrick's the new Dennis Moore
Your lupins or your life!
We're tired of lupins. Could you bring us some food?
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich,
Stupid er, uhm, oops…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tr_jjs2LKQ
How did they expect this venture to breakout in such a crowded space anyway. They would be going head to head with Fox and pay per view slasher porn for the same demographic.
So for once, a scam artist has used his powers of deceit for good and proven himself to be a hero. California businessman, we salute you.
And he did it without announcing his candidacy for the GOP presidential nomination? Bonus points for creativity!
Fox already exists. It's not possible to be to the right of them, is it?
The Real ignorant, racist assholes of Williamson County
I now believe in God.
Nooo! Horrible people are perfectly capable of scamming other horrible people, in much the same way that some garden pests eat other garden pests. All I'm saying is, there's no reason to jump to conclusions.
Even roaches have parasites.
Big fleas have little fleas
Upon their backs to bite 'em
And little fleas have littler ones
And so ad infinitum.
Maybe it's better to ask "Where can us atheists worship, so we may also suck each other's dicks over how little God there actually is?"
Well, if it's a dicksucking atheist festival you want …
Hemrick and the other investors now claim in the lawsuit that Loiacono never kicked in his own promised investment and used the plaintiffs’ money as his own “personal bank account” to pay himself, his family members and his business, Heads & Tails Inc.
Heads & Tails?!? They couldn't see through that one?
Heads I win, tails you lose…
Grifters got grifted. Does this "California Businessman" go by the name of Darrell Issa?
Saw him on Maher this past week. He barely looks humanoid any more. He and Sylvester Stallone must be using the same punch-card based plastic surgeon.
Has he ever looked human? I thought it was common knowledge that he was some kind of Lizardoid.
Tennessee Teabaggers=" The Richest Kind".
Damn, I was looking forward to some quality programming on TPTV. It all sounded so promising–Squirrel Fry with Jimmy Bob Doaks, Hoverround Derby, and Hee Haw reruns.
Spelling bees!
How dare those home-schooled Asian kids and their elitist "spelling" tell us what to do! DON'T TREDD ON ME!!
Junior Samples FTW!
BR549
That was an education! Who knew? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Samples#BR-549http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Samples#BR-54… />
Thanks to you and V93284792893nds983d9e83 I now know more than I used to know. Or wanted to know.
An hourlong program showing nothing but Charlie Daniels, Hank Williams Jr, and Ted Nugent videos! Bonus: the program will be hosted by Charlie Daniels, Hank Williams Jr, and Ted Nugent!
Don't forget the Saturday morning cartoons for kids: animated Chick Tracts!
Only You could come up with such a delightful idea!
Downright devilish.
With special guest star Larry the Cable guy.
Mayberry, RFD marathons every other weekend!
And Matlock in the afternoons, for the olds.
Who here is willing to bet that the Tea Klux Klan will blame Too Much Gummint Reggalashun for this? Morans.
Obamacare!
I'm disappointed.
I wonder how this network would have handled the conundrum of a weather "forecast."
Standard-issue NOAA forecasts, followed by … because God wanted to [reward/punish] [relevant geographical area] for [hating/not hating] gays.
Aren't there some regulations in place to prevent this kind of thing from happening?
No, but the Obama administration FORCES SMALL VETERAN-OWNED BUSINESSES to invest in black people and abortion. Or something. And that's why this happened.
Only the second amendment … but that should be plenty, don't you think?
Aw, I really wanted to see the Tea Party Network. What shows they would have had!
An endless loop of Atlas Shrugged and re-runs of Uncle Glenn.
K-K-Kidz Vidz News starring the Wascally Wascist YouTube youth celebrity
Oh yeahhh… I wemembew him…
Wow. Dat was weiwd.
Reruns of Sarah Palin's Alaska, and then every Christmas a marathon of Red Dawn.
A wild guess about programming: Fewer ciips from the Daily Show than MSNBC shows.
Not too many NOVA reruns. Heavy on content leased from the Fishing Channel. (I'm assuming, with a fair degree of confidence, that there is a Fishing Channel.)
Bet they're already discussing 'second amendment remedies'.
Dang. Pardon my (sort-of) duplication, above.
There's some sort of ironic parable in here about the free market and gullible investors, but I'll be darned if I can tease it out…
Wait a minute, were any of these investors black?
Probably not many, but I bet a lot of them were old and naive. You don't want to hear how much of my mom's inheritance went down the College Rebublicans' constantly flushing toilet of of fundraising letters before my uncle got power of attorney over my grandmother's bank accounts.
Now these assholes know what middle class and poor folks feel when conservative policies are put into place.
I believe this is what my dictionary defines as "karma."
Aka: Rama-lama-dingdong, bitches.
FTW (I'm assuming the hipsters use this shorthand to say, For the Win. If I guessed wrong, excuse me. I hope I didn't just type something that might imply I approve of the use of profanity. As all the wonkeratti know, that's just not my style.)
Wow. Just wow. All along I've been thinking it was some kind of rallying cry. Fuck The World!!
I thought it was Fart Tits Wang. Good thing I got corrected before I embarrassed myself.
more.
Fart Tits Wang FTW!
It's the free enterprise system at work. Why do you libtards hate America so much?
The idea of creating a "tea party network" when it already exists in the form of Fox "News" is silly on its own.
The lawsuit accuses Loiacono of “corporate waste, misappropriation of funds, self-dealing and fraud” and requests $19 million in punitive damages in addition to the return of the plaintiffs’ investments.
Oh, so the plaintiffs aren't in favor of capping punitive damages when they're the aggrieved party, apparently. The teabaggers ought to rethink their tort reform ideas now that they're devolving into a bunch of rich frauds scamming money out of their rich friends and all suing one another.
'rethink' implies there was some thinking to begin with…
And the original amount was $287.500………..$19,000.000 would represent a helluva return on investment……….
I wanna buy this dude a beer.
They want the government, with its legal framework, to protect them from naked capitalism? Imagine that.
A teatard and his money shall soon be parted. – Tao of the Illuminati
Don't you just love capitalism?
It's like they're children. Hateful, spiteful, selfish, loud, annoying children.
I believe the children are our future: Nasty, brutish, and short.
Oh Hobbes….you're such a leviathan…
If you and generation were on a faux newz blog, the teabaggers would be accusing you of being elitists. Good thing you're on wonkette, with all the under and unemployed history majors.
Children that cling to their guns and truck nutz
Grifters gonna grift,
sheepteabaggers gonna get fleeced. It's the law of nature."A group of Middle Tennessee conservatives is suing a California businessman for $19 million…"
Suing a job creator?
I pronounced the winner too soon. This is a great thread with many, many bests.
How I've missed the "my" wonket while I've been play acting a hard-working, church going middle american. Fuck that shit, anyway. Wonking has never left me with aching joints and a neck so fucked up it hurts to turn my head.
How about a series on Fox: Survival on Tea Party Island?
You mean the GOP debates?
They'd hire Diebold to see who gets voted off.
I have three things to say about this. First, they deserved to be snookered. Second, the federal gummint regulationers and Barney Frank are to blame. And the third, uh, uh, third is… the third point…Ooops.
Ron Paul says you had five.
Romney was so sweet…he could've said, "DOD" and Perry would have said, "Yeah, DOD, that's it!"
That was the highlight of the debate: Perry floundering, going under for the third time, and Romney helpfully tosses him a lead brick.
EPA?
Yeah! Yeah! That's the one.
"…a television network devoted to the tea party movement."
How would that even work? I mean, the ideological content of the Tea Party movement is good for about an hour of people screaming about keeping the government out of medicare and the like, but then what? You can only run so many "free government-financed mobility-scooter" ads before you need to run another show, and that would be…what, exactly?
Infomercial about how to screw Medicare–the taxpayers–out of a free hoveround.
Works for Fucks Gnus.
Bill Hemrick is a fag.
– What?
Bill Hemrick is a fag.
– The hell he is!
He is too, boys. I installed 2-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. And he came to the door in a dress.
- That doesn't mean he's a homo, Baldar. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do. Don't you?
Repo Man ftw.
When I saw "the Brentwood millionaire" up there, it's like I totally lost control of myself.
That's so sad. I was so looking forward to 24 hours of diatribe from Teatards, Glenn Beck, Rush Blimpbaugh, those 19 Kids and Counting from Arkansas and continuous commericals from Gold Line and the Scooter Store.
Watch Fux. That should do it.
Yeah, we're gonna get three things: bandwith, cameras, and, uhhh, what was that other thing….um, help me out here guys…..
The Department of Energy?
Moneygunsandlaywers?
coupon to go buy some insurance?
DBB, you and your ilk are why I come here and ask silly rhetorical meme questions.
Oh, BTW, you owe me a new laptop. Coffee does not go well on Apples.
Also, too, I HATE COUPONS.
This is the perfect time to remind them about personal responsibility, while they're deep-throating humiliation.
I'm kind of surprised. I mean, it's not like they are a bunch of rubes.
These are the intelligent, stalwart citizens who have made Cash 4 Gold the successful business it is today!
Gee. sounded like a good investment. not unlike mortgage backed securities, but as they say: investing is not without risk including to your principal and past performance is no indication of future results. So. Don't blame the banks or the Dude from California. You lost your money because you are losers just like the little people investors on Wall Street.
"But, but … the dude from California made millions off of the last group of people who invested with him! Uhhh, wait a minute … "
"Tricked them into investing..????" Don't they realize that's "job creation" ?
On Wall Street, it's called "developing creative financial products for today's fast-moving economy."
"investing in a sham business idea for a television network devoted to the tea party movement."
What, one Fox news channel isn't enough?
"B-b-b-but they had a guaranteed subscription list from Newt's Twitter account!"
The Texas DMV just turned down the idea of offering a Texas license plate with the Confederate flag! In 50 years this may be a progressive state!
Wow, first they paint over the N—–head signs, and now this? I'm so proud of my home state. But I'm still not moving back.
Texans can be pragmatic. They just did it to help Perry get the nomination. Too bad Perry screwed the pooch on that whole deal last night. Maybe the Texas DMV can reconsider their decision.
The OK DMV will no doubt be glad to carry the flag.
The Texas DMV just turned down the idea of offering a Texas license plate with the Confederate flag!
The first glimmerings of self awareness. They say such things can be also seen in especially well-functioning colonies of Bonobos.
The hippie, free-love Bonobos are too busy fucking to attack and conquer other bands like crewcut, right-thinking Chimps.
Damn! A confederate flag license plate would look AWESOME right above my trucknutz, and underneath my "Everything I needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11" bumper sticker.
They better not be askin the gubmint to investigate this scam as there's too much gubmint meddlin as it is, also, too.
Oh that Ted Turner, he's such a mischievous scamp!!!
Hey! Tea Partyists! I got a bridge to nowhere I'll sell ya cheap – in the Sahara Desert. Suckers.
Hellloooo Tea-baggers???? California. That should have been your first clue this was a Nancy Pelosi, gay-queer, abortion-loving, Muslin scam to take away your freedums (and $$$). For shame.
God, I miss that place. Nancy and I attended the same Muslim-gay-sex-abortion spa in the Presidio. We only talked once or twice, but she was a nice lady with an impeccable manicure. Because of the fetus juice they used on her cuticles.
Nothing says quality quite like fetus juice.
But . . . but . . .bu . . . he sounded so stupid, we were sure he was one of us.
And he dressed so nice, didn't look like a dirty-hippie at all.
That's weird. Tea baggers being ripped off and I didn't see Sarah Palin's name once.
She's suing for copyright infringement
Sarah's never ripped them off! She gives them quality.
And by quality, I mean head.
Please, if any of the women in that family could or would give head, they wouldn't have so damn many stupidly-named kids.
Hemrick is indeed a Robbin' Hood. He's a Tea Party supporter and the same asshole who started the Uper Deck trading card company in the late '80s, effectively doubling the price of a pack of sports cards and turning it from a children's hobby to a basement-dwelling adult's obsession to simultaneously "pull" a signed refractor Alex Gordon rookie and their own pud.
God that is disgusting. Collectors, with their "completist" obsessions, ruin everything they they touch.
Oops. That should read "Upper Deck," as in "While attending the Tea Party, Bill Hemrick ate a bunch of McRibs and took an upper deck-er in the toilet tank."
There can only be one CBN…
Take the Hallmark Channel, QVC and an endless loop of Sean Hannity baring his teeth, arrange it like those picture-in-picture scenes from '24' and cash the check. Problem solved.
Grifting the teabaggers is my new entrepreneurial scheme.
It's working pretty well for Herman Cain.
It worked for the Duke and the Dauphin.
? I feel like this is a piece of French history I missed.
No, American literature; they're con artists from Huckleberry Finn.
I tried to convince the guys in my band one time to change our name to Royal Nonesuch.
i would have voted for that
Just shred that tax form when it hits your mailbox. You're a Job Creator now!
You're not getting their money any other god damn way.
It is merely the invisible hand of the market at work. This time it deserves a handshake.
I find myself confused by the image accompanying this article. What does this news item have to do with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky?
The tragic part of this story is that they already had a jingle worked out with Hank Williams Jr.
<♬>;"Are you ready for some full-on Re[censored]"<♪>
Don't know if it's been said yet, but those teabaggers who sent their disability and social security coin sure must be relieved that they get those Jazzies for free.
Of course if any of them slip into a coma now, and they don't have Medicaid (SOCIALIZM!!1!), they'll just have to die.
Oh well.
Someome has to say it: Let them die!
Maybe the "businessman" from "California" was Al Gore. That would at least help explain the existence of Current TV.
SOROS!!! I know he's behind this scam!! Somebody call the ACORN Pimp!!
If they'd just given it to Palin, she could have gone on a bus tour. For Merikuh. Which at least would have gotten on TV.
California Businessman/Fertilized Egg 2012!
The Democrat Machine in California Has Brought Forth a Troubled Investment Advisor to Create a False TV Network.
That's Hood Robbin' taking from the poor to give to the rich.
A sham business idea for a sham grass roots movement. Perfect synergy, what are they bitchin' about? Bunch of whinein losers, suck it up punks.
Look, there is no need for the government to get involved here. I am sure that the Teapublicans realize that the free market will make sure that this guy will go out of business because people no longer trust him…and isn't that punishment enough? Geeze! Governmentt just has to interfere in everything!
"…the plaintiffs’ attorney, Kristin Fecteau, who declined to comment."
Teh Googleez reveals that
http://www.equituslaw.com/kristin_fecteau.htm
suckers!!
A degree in Communication Arts? WTF is that? Is it painting, or talking, or talking while painting?
Scammed again.
I don't even want to know what U of Montevallo is. I'm sure she was home-skooled.
Jeeeezus … these goobers are even dumber than I thought.
Lets hope she also got a hefty retainer from them, to add a little insult somethin somethin to their festering teabag injury.
what's a brentwood millionaire doing in tennessee for fuck's sake?
oh right, scamming the peasants.
I think that's Brentwood, TN. It's outside Nashville.
BWWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
gee, I thought there was no such thing as fraud in libertarian land……
Maybe them Tennessee Teabaggers would be interested in a slightly used monorail…
I dunno, maybe it's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Ironically, Tennessee actually *does* have a mule with a spinning wheel.
Why are investors not permitted to lose money? We fucking were allowed.
Don't you just love the invisible hand of the range-free grifter? Certainly they're used to this kind of stuff by now.
Wow. I've just proven it's possible to be sexually aroused by schadenfreude.
As a post-menopausal woman, it's the only foreplay that can awaken my long dormant arousal cells.
Have you consulted Dr. Schaden Freud about this problem?
I know 3 ways to solve these scams.
I would do away with Education, the — Commerce and, let’s see, I can’t. The third one, I can’t.
Perry has provided more of a catch phrase than the authors of "the wonket", the signs blaming our Muslin prez for everything and also.
Thanks, Rick. Soon gone; never forgotten. At least among the Muslins on the wonket.
A fool and his money, etc etc.
If God did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.
They're not sheep! They're rugged individualists. Well, now they're poverty-stricken, follow-the-herd, ripped-off-in-a-scam rugged individualists, but you get what I'm saying.
"WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!"
Meanwhile, Sarah Palin responded, "My gosh this is what a terrible event on our good patriotic Americans. I urge all citizens of this greatest nation ever on the history of planet earth to start the healing by buying one of my books explaining too, and so that, how America can also be great again and prevent such like from happening."
A tool and his money are soon parted.
As every Kool-Aid drinking Paultard and Teabagger knows, the only good law is contract law, so let's see the piece of paper with the John Hancocks on it before the complaining starts.
That bitch best be notarized.
Teabaggers want to litigate through a court of law?? Sounds like these hand-out taking communists need pull up their strap-ons or bootstraps, or whatever.
You can't cheat an honest man. Nuff said.
This scam was so watertight that the Nashville tea party group would never have figured it out, but fortunately before they sent the next $19 million in to Brentwood they were tipped off by FELLOW CHRISTIAN MR GOODMAN OBOTE, Chief Justice of the Nigerian Supreme Court, who most respectfully proposed a very serious business opportunity trusting being most confidential, and they sent the money to him instead.
well, he was a Christian
That's a lot of rascal scooters. They might have to start, you know, walking.
A group of Middle Tennessee conservatives …
If these conservatives date from the Middle Tennessean, they've probably lost their gills and bear amniotic eggs, but still have inadequate body temperature regulation. So little wonder they could be bamboozled once the weather turns colder.
It's like the Mafia — fuck 'em as long as they're only shooting at each other.
After careful consideration and careful though on the subject, my feelings are: "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
I hope that is also in the judge's final decision.
"The court finds the following: 1. You are all a bunch of morons. 2. Haha, Fuck you. 3. Heaven have mercy on your souls."
*GAVEL GAVEL*
Too bad these extreme leftists teabaggers are resorting to judicial activism against a job creator.
The Judge should just dump McDonald's applications on them.
The Invisible Pimp Hand at work once again.
Whatever they lose in court, they'll more than make up selling that contact list to every grifter in Amerika … as HST once said, let the hungry dogs feed.
Bend over, boys, and meet the unlubricated invisible fist.
Let me try my hand at turning this into something ready for a chalkboard-rant that the Teabaggers could get behind…
According to the article, the California scammer/Defendant "Loiacono is a former high-level executive of The Upper Deck Co., a California-based sports cards and memorabilia company."
Upper Deck makes very popular and very very collectible cards.
Collectors, being what they are, always want to collect all of the cards.
Or to put it another way "Gotta Catch 'Em All"… right?
DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, MY TEAPARTY FRIENDS?
You who know things about things, you know that THIS PHRASE is the byline of a very addictive product that centers entirely around collecting.
THAT'S RIGHT! I am talking about Pokémon.
And who, exactly, has been cited in the news recently quoting a line from a POKEMON movie??
HERMAN CAIN!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/did-herman-cain-en…
You see, Teapartiers? You knew it all along.
You are absolutely right and justified to be racists against black people.
They ARE out to get you.
*END Glenn BECK-Y BECK-Y BECK-Y TRANS-TRANSmission*
So, wait — where's the part about Kevin Bacon?
Nineteen million. Coulda bought a lotta spelling lessons with that kinda dough, morans.
Also think of all the tricorn hats, powdered wigs and tights that they are also not going to have to parade about in.
in this case the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy!
Typical socialists, always running to the government to bail them out.
I would have invested but I lost a lot of money with Goldline. I bought thousands of dollars worth of gold coins only to find out they were gold plated coins with Fonzie on one side and
Potsie on the other. I was shocked when I found out their real resale value.
As a wise man once said: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…….and….. uh……… ………..can't be fooled again!"
It's OK when the banks are bilking the poors out of their last few pesos, but when the tea-tards get scammed it's Armageddon.
To quote Erick Erickson: "Suck it up, you whiners!"
Let's see, now, how does that old saying go?
*ponders with hand on chin*
"A _____ and his _____ are soon parted".
You've obviously given this quite a bit of thought.
If the label hadn't been scared shitless by the Fripp-produced "Sacred Songs", Hall could have been the next Peter Gabriel instead of the previous George Michael.
I've actually heard three of those.
Not as much as thought as Perry's "3 Departments I'd Cut" answer, but close…
Fripp tends to scare the shit out of a lot of people.
"Previous George Michael" is a pretty low blow. Ouch.
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