SEX BOMB SEX BOMB  2:44 pm November 8, 2011

Why Yes, There IS a Hawt Ron Paul Pin-Up Calendar

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The babes of Paultardlandia, all (four) of them, have banded together to bring us a campy Xmasween Ron Paul calendar. It is an amazingly weird and wild libertarian mix of scantily-clad ladies, furries, vampires and flags (plus the sexxxy Photoshopped cover below) for America’s freedom-loving fappers! Here are some of the crazy photos, go clicky click!

[Pinups4RonPaul.com/Investor's Business Daily; thanks to Wonkette operative "Monsieur Grumpe"]

 
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Barb November 8, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Ick, I wouldn't do any of these chicks with Neilist's male member.

ApplesauceRobot November 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

It is kind of sad that that's the best they could do.

emmelemm November 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Eh, I've seen worse.

MaxNeanderthal November 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Where?

Infrogmation November 8, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Pretty much any "Tea Party" rally.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Can't argue with that. At least these ladies are all under 200 lb each.

ifthethunderdontgetya November 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Or his female member, for that matter.
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Lionel[redacted]Esq November 8, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Pretty well killed my sex drive for the day.

CapnFatback November 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Hmm. I think I would have gone with "wouldn't do any of these chicks with Neilist's love gun."

Beowoof November 8, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Shit where was this pic taken, the pound.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:27 pm

They do look a mite sad, don't they?

Come here a minute November 8, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Herman Cain is so jealous. These Lady Paultards 'want the job'.

TitsOccupado November 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Ron Paul knows where the white women at.

ApplesauceRobot November 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Chelsea?

Hillary's going to be pissed.

nounverb911 November 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Needs more blimps.

iburl November 8, 2011 at 7:56 pm

So does my crotch after looking at these pics.

4TheTurnstiles November 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Woman on the far left either "had it comin'" or "fell down the stairs." Gotta explain those shiners somehow.

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 3:26 pm

She is the delegate from Topeka…

MaxNeanderthal November 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm

That's a woman? Ladyboy libel!!

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I'd like to pin up them, if you know what I mean.

Oh wait, no I wouldn't; maybe the redhead, but the others no.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

He really scraped the bottom of the Ayn Rand barrel.

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Considering how the Libertarian community is dominated by (outrageously sexist) men, it's probably one of those areas like Comic-Con where any woman who isn't hideous gets treated as if she's gorgeous, giving them a rather inflated view of their attractiveness. These women probably think they're all hot, but 3/4 of them are just plain plain.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm

They're last call galz for sure!

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2…

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Works the same for Western women in Afghanistan, Iraq, the Falklands, and most other various and sundry war zones. That's one thing my father's wars had over the ones these days: hot Asian and Australian chicks on R&R.

GOPCrusher November 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm

That's why they were The Greatest Generation.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Given that men outnumber women by 2,000 to 1 in the "Libertarian community" or rather, the Libertarian association of singletons, it's hardly surprising that they treat the few women in their midst as a scarce commodity. THEY ARE! Those boys have NEVER dipped their dick in a pretty girl (and, mostly, not in a pretty boy, either) and they are desperate and irate about their desperation, and it all comes off as misogyny.

Give me the wild and crazy wimmin of the leftie liberal side any day. They know what they want, and mostly what they want is to feel good, and if you're along for the ride, you'll be feeling pretty damn good yourself, in short order, as long as you don't try to boss 'em around. Wimminz who like sex are always hotter than those who think it's a commodity to trade.

Beowoof November 8, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Bring some milk bones and they will be eating out of your hand.

gullywompr November 8, 2011 at 6:38 pm

Except for the fact that they're fans of a crazy grandpa, they all look perfectly adequate to me.

Come on guys, you know you would. You're all Wonketteers, fercrissakes – stop trying to convince us that you have standards or something.

imissopus November 8, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Hey hey, "as long as she's breathing" is a standard.

flamingpdog November 8, 2011 at 11:15 pm

"I'm sorry, we don't serve necroes here."

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 7:51 pm

The "Ron Paul fan" part automatically puts them into "hell no unless they're really hot / I'm really desperate" territory, though. There's something about being in a cult that promotes outrageously selfish and anti-human policies that's a real turn-off, at least for me.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:35 pm

Funny, innit? I just can't get hot for Sarah or one-L or Joe Walsh, or any of those other yobs. And it has everything to do with their meanness and nothing to do with their looks.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

You so crazy, gullywompr!

Troglodeity November 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

I'm waiting for the Herman Cain Sexual Harassment Victim calendar. They're up to June already.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:36 pm

That's gonna have TWO pix for every WEEK.

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:08 am

They're up to June and still have Krystal, Kandy, Licorice, Mercedes, Shampain, and Strawberry left.

HuddledMass November 9, 2011 at 11:03 am

Jeebus, where did you get those names? No, no, don't answer that….

slithytoves November 8, 2011 at 2:52 pm

That's just wrong.

BigDumbRedDog November 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Awesome. Christmas shopping done.

NorthStarSpanx November 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm

I hope you didn't, it only encourages them. Next thing you know, they're running for Senate or what the hell, right for the White House.

CapnFatback November 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I hear Ms. Rand herself is Miss Smarch.

AnAmericanInTO November 8, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Lousy Smarch weather.

flamingpdog November 8, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Smarch Madness in Texas! WOOT, WOOT!!1!

weejee November 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

For reallz Sumo-sized blimps or GTFO.

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm

What.the.ever.loving.fuck!?!

What's Ron Jeremy Paul signing…settlement checks? Also, whyare the women dressed in hot (?) and modern outfits while Ron is dressed as a foppish, dissipated English poet…or the bass player from Paul Revere and the Raiders?

poncho_pilot November 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm

because Ron Paul found out kicks just keep getting harder to find?

Limeylizzie November 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

The lead guitarist from Paul Revere and the Raiders was my seatmate on a flight from NYC to Chicago a couple of months ago.

poncho_pilot November 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

that's awesome in a way, even if he's probably like 70.

Limeylizzie November 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

I would think he was about mid-60s, he was so sweet very nice and a total Progressive! We talked Wonkette, actually.

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Does he still play?

Limeylizzie November 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Yes, they were touring the mid-West, he was so nice, sort of nerdy, was reading his Kindle and chatting away to me , he has been with them since the mid-60s, he said.

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

See, that's what I love about being a musician.

ShaveTheWhales November 9, 2011 at 1:41 am

Good God. I probably saw him play once at a freshman mixer.

MaxNeanderthal November 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

needs more laudanum…

CapnFatback November 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm

This is a perfect gift for the dude who sees women as little more than objectivism.

iburl November 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm

I bet at least one of these aged pin-ups could put the Rash in Rational Self-Interest.

johnnyzhivago November 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Pinnups?????

Looks more like bus depot hookers to me.

TitsOccupado November 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Not if you consider the role Gigi Rice played on the John Larroquette Show.

emmelemm November 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Obscure TV reference FTW.

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Now that was a great show – for the first season. Then the network made them turn the show lighter and more mainstream, as illustrated by her quitting hooking to become a bartender, and it got dull.

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I loved that show.

TitsOccupado November 8, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Gawd, we're fucking olde.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Yes. Yes, you are.

Buncha fucking geriatric old-timer Depends-wearing crabby old curmudgeon motherfuckers.

But yer still younger than ME!

AnAmericanInTO November 8, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I have a Laroquette Show crew jacket that I swiped through nefarious means years ago. Huge fan.

Oblios_Cap November 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Daytime hookers.

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

"I even showed him my good boob!"

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:22 am

Scores B-squad hookers? You mean the ones with the bullet wounds and C-section scars?

Not_So_Much November 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Megs McCain does not look great in this shot. Maybe add an elephant?

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm
johnnyzhivago November 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Too bad, I was hoping for a Berlusconi – Cain Summit meeting at one of those Amsterdam bondage clubs.

LetUsBray November 8, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Ah, has the last bunga been bungaed?

Or is Ronnie Paul drawing up plans for his own bunga bunga do in that pic up top?

TitsOccupado November 8, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Death by bunga bunga?

not that Dewey November 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

He was devoured by the gnocca dentata.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 8, 2011 at 5:13 pm

He's going to hang with GOP staffers in Annapolis.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Oh, that's rough … wait, you said bang?

Oh. Never mind.

Guppy November 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm

This actually surprises me. I figured that, after surviving a sex scandal with an undocumented, underaged immigrant prostitute, he'd bluster his way through anything.

FORZA GNOCCA! He will be missed.

Actually how's his English? Might be able to find him a place in the GOP…

donner_froh November 8, 2011 at 10:01 pm

Once he got on the wrong side of the bondholders it was all over for Mr. Bunga Bunga.

Guppy November 8, 2011 at 10:08 pm

He could always have renegotiated the bonds so that they're payable in underaged hookers.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:39 pm

Thank you! Just earlier today the swine was equivocating his ass off about resigning.

Schmannnity November 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Case closed. Ron Paul is a breast man.

Schmannnity November 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Ron Paul and eight boobs. It sounds like an ad for the next debate.

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Or simply "Nine Boobs," if you're into the whole brevity thing.

Mahousu November 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Those outfits look like the kinds of things we always have left over at the church yard sale – even when we knock the prices down to a nickel.

johnnyzhivago November 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

They look like they were the losing entries in a high school Michael Jackson costume contest.

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:24 am

Hell, what kind of church do you go to? lol Our Lady of the Blessed Cleavage?

Mahousu November 9, 2011 at 11:20 am

Yeah, well, you know who else hung around prostitutes.

Oh, wait, it's supposed to be a question: You know who else hung around prostitutes?

SexySmurf November 8, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Hey fellas, for $23 you can order a Pin Ups 4 Ron Paul Shirt with the words "Talent Scout" emblazoned over it, just in case you need to ensure that no woman in her right mind will ever fuck you.

DahBoner November 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Birf Kontrol!

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Fuck that, I'll keep my "Federal Breast Inspector" T-shirt.

starfanglednut November 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Or the "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look" one.

BigDumbRedDog November 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Herman Cain sez that he would pay to do the sex with these ladies.

HistoriCat November 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Free Market in action!

Indiepalin November 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

So THAT'S why pot should be legal…!

HempDogbane November 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

We're lonely, we're romantic
And the cider's laced with acid
And the holy spirit's crying, 'where's the beef?

TitsOccupado November 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

That. Was. Beautiful.

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Cohen quote FTW.

Lucidamente1 November 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Nice of him to include Sharon Bialek there on the right.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

It could have been worse. It could have been all Ron Paul pictures like…

Ron Paul bending over with a Herman Cain-like grin.

Ron Paul in a Speedo pulling the plug on some uninsured Democrat.

Ron Paul laying down in a huge pile of gold coins with some strategically placed coins covering his naughty bits.

Ron Paul style striptease which involves removing his eyebrows.

And so on…

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm

WTF?!? Is this my new diet plan?

Gleem_McShineys November 8, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Oh Jesus. That is so hawt that I may just have a dry-heave climax.

Goonemeritus November 8, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Snark off- When Ron finally shuts this train to nowhere down what the hell are these supporters going to do. The stuff that attracts them is not even given lip service in the Republican or Democratic Party. I’m old enough to remember how both parties rushed to bring the Ross Perot followers into the tent. Do we have a ”legalize it” plank to look forward to out of Romney or perhaps an Obama Blimp?

LetUsBray November 8, 2011 at 3:11 pm

'”legalize it” plank to look forward to out of Romney'

Willard may possibly come out in favor of legalizing Diet Coke if he feels a need to tack back to the center for the general election.

Radio99% November 8, 2011 at 3:23 pm

It's not unlike when you checked Gore-Lieberman or Kerry-Edwards a few years ago.

glamourdammerung November 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm

The stuff that attracts them is not even given lip service in the Republican or Democratic Party.

Not sure what you mean as there is plenty of casual racism in the Republican Party.

Fare la Volpe November 10, 2011 at 11:15 am

"Rational self-interest," you mean.

glamourdammerung November 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I have seen Paultards on Stormfront actually phrase it just like that. Sometimes, the jokes are depressing because they are true.

Oblios_Cap November 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm

The horror! The horror!

starfanglednut November 8, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Need moar heads on stakes.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm

What the fuck is with the gorilla????? Zoophilia for FREEDOMZ!!!!!!!!!

BigDumbRedDog November 8, 2011 at 3:22 pm

I think that's supposed to be Obama. Remember who we're dealing with here.

ProudLibunatic November 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm

I thought it was a reference to how they "handle" you and your luggage.
(Was there an ad, back in the day…?)

widestanceshakedown November 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Paul's face didn't look that smooth when he signed the Constitution.

Pragmatist2 November 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

It's "pinups" for Paul and "pin downs" for Cain.

HempDogbane November 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

And I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
Looks like freedom but it feels like death
It's something in between, I guess

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Another Cohen quote FTW!

"Looks like freedom but it feels like death "

This pretty much sums up the times, I think.

HempDogbane November 8, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Leonard anticipated most everything. That looking at the photo brings to immediate mind lyrics from Closing Time is some kind of weird.

widestanceshakedown November 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Porntastically skanky skanks are skanky.

Oblios_Cap November 8, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I've seen slightly better looking crack whores.

widestanceshakedown November 8, 2011 at 3:22 pm

I've seen slightly better looking whore cracks (not really).

CapnFatback November 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

DD is DD!

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Needs more Pearl Necklaces…

PuckStopsHere November 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Why is Ron Paul also wearing womens' clothing?

OccupytheDashboard November 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Reminds me of a joke:

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand.

He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Ohhh, is Brüno going to be in it somewhere?

widestanceshakedown November 8, 2011 at 3:20 pm

That's what he said.

GOPCrusher November 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

The redhead also does fetish photos under the handle of Red XXX, or so I've heard.

HempDogbane November 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Mona Lisa smiles, with teeth. Run, Ron, run !

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

I understand that Conservatives have problems with doing comedy and porn right, but, come on, if there is anything to be said for Libertarianism, there should at least be some nudity and pot smoking.

emmelemm November 8, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Let Ron Paul be Ron Paul.

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

The one on his left is a "Rebel-Rouser"?

Psst… Herm has a "L'il Rebel"… oh, I guess his is a little repelling…

PubOption November 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm

"Rebel-Rouser"? Will she have Skoal Rebel fapping into his spit cup, while shouting "The South will rise again"?

starfanglednut November 8, 2011 at 8:31 pm

"Skoal Rebel fapping into his spit cup"

may very well be one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard,
and utterly hilarious.

OneYieldRegular November 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

That's about the whitest thing I've seen since "Hee-Haw." Or maybe "Friends."

Fare la Volpe November 10, 2011 at 11:10 am

They do have a single black girl on the website. Not surprisingly, she appears in exactly none of their promos.

Callyson November 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm

That's nothing–I'm holding out for Rick Perry's beefcake calendar.

Terry November 9, 2011 at 8:56 am

Twelve months of squinty, gun totin' manliness.

SayItWithWookies November 8, 2011 at 3:22 pm

There's absolutely nothing wrong with real women who don't look like SI swimsuit models. Libertarian girls in pirate shirts, however — that's just a warning all by itself.

poncho_pilot November 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

ya-hoo! Yodelin' Zeke and Big Shirtless Ron.

Radio99% November 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

He's clearly interested the slavery stuff that's in there.

mrblifil November 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Weird, nowhere on the calendar is there any mention of Ro$e$.

DahBoner November 8, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!

America likes Generic Republican, not a real Geriatric Republican

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:29 am

I don't know. Thye sure seemed to like Reagan and McCain well enough.

Tommmcattt November 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Is that what straight porn stars look like? They aren't as meth-y as the gay ones.

I can't decide if that is a good or a bad thing.

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm

They are all freakin' hot… I did just get back from a weekend in Annapolis…

north_of_moscow November 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Did the Photoshop people leave his head that small to make his pen look bigger?

not that Dewey November 8, 2011 at 3:32 pm

There's enough silicone in that photo to seal an entire swimming pool.

tihond November 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I prefer the "Bears for Bachmann" calendar Marcus gave me.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm

The Pirate look is soooooo 1675!

SorosBot November 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Kramer: This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry — this is gonna be the new look for the 90's. You're gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But, I don't wanna to be a pirate!

flamingpdog November 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

To be seen shortly in the Playboy pictorial, "The Girls of Paul-Mart".

hagajim November 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Now that's whacked…I don't mean the calendar, I mean Ron Paul.

fartknocker November 8, 2011 at 3:45 pm

I'll bet that's great jack off material for the guys down in Georgia who got their tranny porn and pink dildos returned to them.

twoeightnine November 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

What's the opposite of a boner*? I has that.

*A Boehner.

littlebigdaddy November 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm

That's obviously Bilbo Baggins in the middle, but I don't remember those other characters from LOTR. Maybe barmaids at the Prancing Pony?

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm

(Except for the Ginger) I find this difficult to masterbate too.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

SHOW US YOUR FLAT TAX RATE OR GTFO!!!!!!!

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Needs more nip-slip.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm

This calendar is like Yanni for my eyes.

Chillwaver November 8, 2011 at 4:06 pm

More like a Michael Bolton/Kenny G duo.

McRibzgood November 8, 2011 at 4:12 pm

(shiver) I have to ask….Hall and Oats?

starfanglednut November 8, 2011 at 8:33 pm

Billy Joel, live.

proudgrampa November 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Oh, for fuck's sake.

littlebigdaddy November 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm

You know who *else* liked large-breasted women in peasant costumes?

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Josef Stalin? Nicolae Ceaușescu?

ApplesauceRobot November 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Hagar the Horrible?

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm

DaRooster?

HistoriCat November 8, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Straight men at Renaissance Festivals?

BornInATrailer November 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm

David Wu?

Oh, oh, oh, n/m. I read that as "pheasant."

GOPCrusher November 8, 2011 at 5:33 pm

St. Pauli Man?

imissopus November 8, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Mr. LimeyLizzie?

starfanglednut November 8, 2011 at 8:34 pm

He is a lucky man.

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:30 am

Every European monarch, ever?

GregComlish November 9, 2011 at 10:01 am

Not the Queens! and not the "Queens" either.

Fare la Volpe November 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

Hey, you leave Queen James alone.

SorosBot November 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Not England's Richard I "the Lionheart" or Edward II though.

GorzoTheMighty November 8, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Every manly man that can still fog a mirror?

north_of_moscow November 8, 2011 at 4:54 pm

"I served with Ben Franklin, I knew Ben Franklin, Ben Franklin was a friend of mine. Rep. Paul, you're no Ben Franklin."

"It's time for your nap, Senator McCain."

elviouslyqueer November 8, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Worst. Ann Coulter. and. Michelle Malkin. impersonators. EVER.

Guppy November 8, 2011 at 5:25 pm

It's nice to know someone is keeping the cheap hair dye industry afloat in these tough economic times.

Redhead November 8, 2011 at 5:25 pm

I thought you said hot babes, not frizzy-haired '80s trannies and Coulter in a Palin wig.

Chichikovovich November 8, 2011 at 5:32 pm

The raccoon/Orly Taitz imitator on the left is described as the granddaughter of one of the founders of the Polish Solidarity union in the 1970s. I've no doubt that the dream of all the workers in the Gdánsk shipyards was that some day their descendants would have the opportunity they never knew, to become third tier cheesecake models so desperate for work that they'd fasten onto a calendar targeted at sex-starved Ron Paul fanboys.

BarackMyWorld November 8, 2011 at 5:55 pm

They look better than Sharon Bialek.

ThundercatHo November 8, 2011 at 6:13 pm

This is sort of the awful opposite of the great Betty White calender I got my mom for xmas last year. Lots of beautifully built men with well oiled pecs and Betty herself totally rocks. PS, best post of the week, wtg M. Grumpe.

imissopus November 8, 2011 at 7:05 pm

The redhead's name is Jennifer Rodriguez?? WTF, Ron Paul? Why are you giving American modeling jerbs to anchor babies?

El Pinche November 8, 2011 at 8:33 pm

I love street hookers!!

ttommyunger November 8, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Why is Ron smiling? Newt is fluffing him under the table.

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:23 pm

ZOMG, look at the elfin little cutie in the center! What a wizened ball o' fun!

Herring_Burnit November 8, 2011 at 10:26 pm

ZOMG, there's a "rebel-rouser" among them. I guess the millionaires just don't consort with the rabble no moah.

Bonghits4Jesus November 9, 2011 at 1:49 am

Hardly fap-worthy. There I was hoping for some hot furry-sex and the damn gorilla was wearing a TSA badge.

Trinket November 9, 2011 at 2:54 am

oh gross oh gross oh god oh gross i will die of grossness.

GregComlish November 9, 2011 at 8:03 am

The one with the black hair is almost as hot as my aunt who works at H&R Block

Negropolis November 9, 2011 at 8:06 am

Baby, that's a man!*

*said in sassy, black woman voice as if at the Jerry Springer show.

Terry November 9, 2011 at 8:55 am

Someone needs to tell the Paultard women that a little bit of black eyeliner goes a long, long way.

iburl November 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Same goes for the whole Little Lord Fauntleroy/Buster Brown look.

0reste5 November 10, 2011 at 6:41 am

how surprising, the exploited women all look like neo-nazis and ron paul looks giddy but impotent

DaRooster November 8, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Shit… I am always so wore out at the end of gigs.

poncho_pilot November 9, 2011 at 1:49 am

jealous. all of those '60s bands i've been into for years that were past their prime before i was born…and i'm not one for casinos and festivals. i had about 8 good years of popular and indie music to live to see in the '90s and then it all went to shit again. if only i'd been born in 1948 instead of 1978. then i'd be making the same comment about how awful '70s music was.

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