Here is Sean Hannity interviewing Rick Perry in a moodily lit room full of farming implements, and boy is there ever a lot of sexual tension. Just make out already, you two! But okay okay, if we had to choose our favorite Rick Perry pick-up line from this “gay hillbilly courtship rituals” documentary short, it’s this one (starting at 3:38) where he says, “The corporate tax lawyers in Washington D.C., they hate me the way, you know, the devil hates holy water,” only because it is a little bit unusual even for one of the egomaniacal brand of human who runs for U.S. President to basically equate himself to the evil-repelling tears of Jesus.
But that’s Rick Perry for you! And in the next breath he promises to be Shiva the Destroyer and “take a wrecking ball to Washington when it comes to those tax issues, when it comes to those regulations.” He is a warrior! And also holy. He is a holy warrior, or …a jihadist, you might say.
Rick Perry is going to do wrecking ball jihad on everything in America. Here he is in another interview published today with more of this balls business, in the San Francisco Chronicle:
In a wide-ranging interview with The Chronicle, the governor defined his embattled presidential campaign as one that offers voters a leader with “the courage to walk into Washington, D.C.,” and “take a wrecking ball, a sledgehammer – whatever it takes to break up the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality that is putting this country’s future in jeopardy.”
Is Rick Perry aware of anything he says at all? Because according to that last sentence, he would also smash his own head in if elected President. [News Hounds/ SFGate]
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"Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee"
Then why is Texas still having a drought?
The sin of Austin.
…and Houston. Its mayor is gug-guh-gay.
…and Dallas with its cowboy queens.
And San Antonio with its Mexicans.
Austin… but no Powers.
…oh, and because of the Mexicans. Also. How could we forget the sins of the Mexicans?
Oh yes, the Mexicans….the original owners of zer land.
Because Rick Perry moves in mysterious ways.
Especially while giving speeches in New Hampshire, high on maple syrup fumes.
L to the O to the L! I love the smell of smouldering Republicon dickshits in the a.m.
Because Tim Tebow does not approve of how public Perry is with his Jeebus talk?
"Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee"
Have you put out the fires in Texas yet?
Beat me to it!
Maybe if we all pray to him.
We pray to him, he preys on us. Never a miscommunication.
Or walked on water? Not that there's probably any left in Texas.
Rick Perry is to Jesus as Dane Cook is to comedy.
Stand-up comic libel!
Chrsistianity is to Jesus as Dane Cook is to funny.
Rick Perry is to Jesus as Tim Tebow is to an NFL Quarterback.
Wait, what? Is Gubbner Goodhair saying that — like Jeebus — he's a Figgerhead?
He's the Son of Clod.
Only at hunting camp.
Does he also have two daddies?
"Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee"
Then why did the Rangers lose the World Series?
Jesus likes futbol
Ricky no like Chimpy, who used to own the Rangers. Ergo: Cardinals win.
Tim Teabow?
Texas Gov. Rick Perry, on a fundraising swing in California, spoke at length for the first time Wednesday about his eyebrow-raising address in New Hampshire last week that has gone viral on the Internet, saying it was "a pretty typical speech for me"
Incoherent, full of senseless drivel, and overrated…yep, that's pretty typical for Perry…
Callyson:
You forgot to mention Perry got all googgly-eyed over a flask of maple syrup.
True…I figured that one was too good to be repeated, but with The Rickster, you never know…
It's a Jesusween miracle!
This is just the sort of behavior that has given homosexuality a bad name.
Also, Hannity's laugh after Perry's holy water line is a gem. You can tell he is thinking "Butch, get over yourself." For once I agree with Hannity…
"Butch, get over yourself."
I'm hoping you meant Bitch. Either way, that's a funny typo.
Or maybe Perry reminded Hannity of Munsters and Liddsville star Butch Patrick.
Goodhair is the koo-koo-kookiest!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpd8zg5VWA
Actually, I like it either way.
Come to think of it, so do some Republicans…
I'd say Perry is more of a femme, myself.
Just make out already, you two!
Even Blowvember couldn't handle that.
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Perry the droan is more fearful than the Predator Drone. He should just give in and reach over and grab Hannity's joy stick. Sean is so obvs saying "Fly this big boy."
Say a few words to the folks.
The only way to "secure the border" is to destroy the U.S. economy so much that there is no longer any incentive to cross the border. I wouldn't put that beyond today's GOP, though.
Almost there!
Hannity and Clones.
Here he is in another interview published today with more of this balls business
Even Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better President.
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Needz moar missile firing from Austin to Warshington, D. C.
"whatever it takes to break up the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality": said mentality being his area of expertise. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rick-pe...
Left unsaid is what he'd bring in to replace the good-old-boy corporate lobbyists:
his own collection of good-old-boy corporate lobbyists.
Bush and Cheney's buddies had their big feed at the trough, now it's time for Perry's buddies to get in on the action.
"…whatever it takes to break up the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality that is putting this country’s future in jeopardy.”
But enough about Herman Cain's previous career.
Do you believe he tried to bang that chick?
Rickerhead is unable to see the appeal of ladies
The government is out of money, so Ricky will have bring his own cross and nails to Washington.
In related news, Jesus shot himself today after watching the Perry interview. Friends shrugged the suicide off, saying "don't worry, he'll be back".
Another Republican who thinks he is or talks to Jesus. So what else is new?
Perhaps one should take a page from psychologist Milton Erickson, and say to these sociopaths with Jesus complexes, "So I understand you're a carpenter – you know, I've been wanting to have some bookshelves built…"
That could be the most pure and holy thing I've ever read on the Internets. Gawd bless you.
The sexual tension in the room is so thick you could cut them with a chainsaw.
Sweet dreams tonight!
I never could bring myself to watch "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". This version, I could watch.
you could cut them with a chainsaw.
Now there's an attractive idea.
Well, that is one way to cut through all the damn man-crush wood in there.
Are you sure Perry was comparing himself to Jesus in the interview, or was he just saying "Oh God, Oh God!" as Hannity fellated him?
"whatever it takes to break up the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality that is putting this country’s future in jeopardy.”"
Psst. Rick. Over here. You know those guys who give you checks? Most of them are corporate lobbyists.
Exactly. And their mentality right as of this moment appears to be: "Let's start giving our checks to someone besides Rick Perry." No wonder Rick wants to crush that mentality quick and hard.
the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality
Terry, do you think Ricky was trying to be clever by not saying the good-old-cowboy lobbyist mentality? Nah, not by half.
You know a Conservative is in a big shit storm when they need to be Hannitized. In Conservative circles, it is sort of the same thing as a liberal being interviewed by Fred Rodgers, although with a whole lot more homoeroticism and a whole lot less intelligence.
Something about Sean Hannity always, without fail, prompts me to picture him in drag.
He'd be the ugliest woman this side of the Mississippi.
Funny, it always prompts me to think of him being dragged. By me. Over hot charcoals with shards of glass covered in habanero juice. And the charcoals have ricin in them. Oh, and polonium too. Oh, oh…and piranhas! Thousands of hungry little heat-resistant air-breathing piranhas. With metal teeth, like that Jaws guy in the Bond movie.
As you may have inferred, I don't particularly care for this gentleman.
Jeez – what variety of mushroom did you saute last night?
Stop. Don't. Stop. Don't stop. Please Don't stop. etc.
…interviewed by Fred Rodgers…
I'm guessing both Perry and Hannity are sweaters.
Of the heavy sort. Winter's coming on, so they might cum in handy. Ewww. Sorry.
I've always considered Rick Perry more appropriately interviewed by Roy Rogers.
On one of them, the host talks to puppets, and the other is a show for children.
Jesus hates Texas. Just hates it. Like the devil hates holy water…
Jesus had crappy hair.
If Perry really wants to be like Jesus, why doesn't he get someone to crucify him?
Well, he does have that cross on Niggerhead that they burn ritualisticly every year…
More fun to fantasize you are already being crucified, for your beliefs. Free tix to heaven you know.
Crucifixion ? good, line on the left, one cross each
I wonder if the corporate lobbyists have heard about this?!
Heard about it? They wrote the Power Point he memorized before sitting down with his fellow center-parter.
Yeehah – it's almost Guy Fawkes day! Everyone remember to MOVE YOUR MONEY to a credit union or local bank. No more Wall St. banks.
"throw in a flat tax corporately and personally"
Hold up a minute there, pardner, corporations are people! Closet soshulism!!
Hey, Rick. Wouldn't it be easier to bring some holy water to DC and just sprinkle the lawyers rather than a wrecking ball? I mean, you're already carting arounds some major league heuvos in your pants, obvs.
If it wasn't for good old boys, Rick Perry would be 'waging jihad' in Afghanistan and Iraq.
a warrior, huh?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=231294117...
I got through two minutes of this video hellscape before I gave up. Predator drones? Lava lakes? Boots on the ground? – Why is this man not institutionalized? Why is the other man not in a sheltered workshop for "special" newscasters? And they talk as if they're discussing rodent extermination. Rick's quite chipper about it, actually.
"And the people love me, Rick Perry, as much as I love fire water!"
He does remind of jeebus. But only because every time I hear more word-salad fall out of his cakehole I mutter 'hayzoos-fucking-kreesto', and then beat the dog mercilessly.
2,000 miles is a lot for the damn fence. i think we've seen some of this "strategic fencing" in California.
p.s. is "strategic fencing" some code word for the sword fight he had with Hannity before the interview?
Holy Fuck. No. Really. Holy Fuck.
But he ain't as popular as the Beatles.
"they hate me the way, you know, the devil hates holy water"
begin{Xtian_wingnut}
Oh, oh. Rick's strayed from the straight path. If he were really a born again believer, opening himself to God's word, through prayerful reading, Christian fellowship, and the guidance of a minister who is wise in the teachings of the Lord Jesus, he'd know that there is nothing special about water blessed by the mitre-hatted head of the Mary-worshiping Catholic cult. In fact, the devil loves "holy" water (falsely so-called), because it is a tool that may help tempt Christians from the one true road to salvation. As always, Brother Jack Chick gives simple guidance. Don't be misled by the comic book form, for the man is truly a fool for the Lord.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01….
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0040/0040_01….
end{Xtian_wingnut}
[As you can see, I have spent an awful lot of my life in the (accidental) company of some seriously hard core members of the flock.]
Chick tracts still exist? Jeebus…
on of my favorites:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01….
"we're gonna rock, rock, rock, rock with the rock." i'm totally stealing those lyrics for the next band i start.
Thanks! I thought I had read all of 'em, but this one was new to me. And Lewis (Lew) Siffer? Wow, that Jack Chick is a creative genius.
That stuff is great Chich. Also, yesterday, Mumbletypeg, with her astounding vocabulary, pointed out a great word for this religious alchemy: syncret. They just keep re-inventing and rewarming the same old campfire stories for the last five millennium.
You're too kind, Radio — I'm still getting around to viewing the Groucho vid you shared on that thread, btw~
Chich, I've spent much time in company w/ the same as you described, yet these chick tracts are totally new to me. Thanks for the belly laugh> Truly I did not expect to LOL, I guess it's been a while since I was exposed to their… mindset?
in Texas, Jack Chick tracts are as common as roaches. and found in many of the same seemingly random locations. yeah, he's a regular Bill Shakespeare.
Lew Siffer? Lou Sarah? hmmm?
That is lyrical genius worthy of a special guest band on the Flintstones or Jetsons.
"… Christian rock music is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan …
No wonder it sucks.
I think the blame lies elsewhere. Satan may have his less admirable qualities, but the guy flat out knows how to rock. Maybe he farmed this job out to one of his less competent minions, like maybe that Screwtape guy C.S.Lewis wrote about.
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
What part of "and" don't they understand?
That is flat-out AWESOME. I'm going to crank up some Slayer and read that again!
HAW! HAW! HAW!
"(Gasp) But I'm a virgin!"
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA !!1!
Oh, I do 'preciate your testimony and your strength in the Word, Brother Chich! Those poor, deceived Catholics are double-diddly-damned! Let's meet every morning, in the first Wonkette thread, and post daily devotions as an example to this wayward flock.
The first Chick tract I ever saw was in a laundromat in Wmsburg, VA, in the early 70s. Big Daddy. I see it has been updated for the 21st century, so you can't say there's no "evolution" in the crazy-ass fundy world. Being an evilutionist myself, it's still my favorite.
FYI, in case you didn't know it, Chick Publications is listed as an "active general hate group" by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
This whole "hates holy water" thing has been blown completely out of proportion.
I mean, hundreds of people sticking their fingers in it… yuck. If you knew what was growing in that stuff, you'd avoid it too.
Does this mean Little Ricky will be crucified? How appropriate for a Texas gubbener.
He's going to swing his balls all over Washington?
He's going to teabag Washington.
Miss Lindsay already has plans to keep Perry's attack more "centralized and focused".
I hate Rick Perry like Sarah Palin hates terminal G's.
Like Christine O'Donnell hates masturbation.
Like George Wallace hated pointy-headed liberals.
I think George Wallace hated something else worse.
Nappy-headed liberals?
Niggerheaded liberals, my friend.
If George Wallace were alive today, he'd be co-hosting the Rev. Al hour on MSNBC. He paved the way for Ed Schultz's reformed right wing douche act.
Agreed. It's not much of a step up, but George was probably always more of an opportunist than a racist. Black people in Alabama liked him for getting free textbooks in the public schools.
Not that he wasn't a racist. It's just a relative thing. For a privileged while Alabamian of his generation, he was less racist than average. Average was pretty nasty, though. If he were still alive, he might be to the left of Pat Buchanan on the MSNBC panel.
If he were still alive, he might be to the left of Pat Buchanan on the MSNBC panel.
One might plausibly say the same thing for any number of dead folks, like say, Vlad the Impaler for example.
Of all of the ways I've heard Wallace described, this is a first. lol
And it only took one bullet!
Actually, GW was a "man of the people" and it was pointy-headed intellectuals he derided.
He was also an opportunist.
In 1982, he ran for governor a fourth time. In a watershed moment, he admitted that he had been wrong about "race" all along. He was elected by a coalition represented by blacks, organized labor and forces seeking to advance public education. In that race, he carried all 10 of the state's counties with a majority black population, nine of them by a better than two-to-one margin. He retired four years later, an increasingly remote and physically tormented man.
"We thought [segregation] was in the best interests of all concerned. We were mistaken," he told a black group in 1982. "The Old South is gone," but "the New South is still opposed to government regulation of our lives."
That's what I'm talking about! Y'all act like I'm having an acid flashback, but I clearly recall Wallace being embraced by his old adversaries. Per wiki:
Devil and holy water- Literally Jesus H Christ! What morons ever elected this guy??
By the way, some of my close friends- Herman Cain and the Cock brothers -are coming to DC tomorrow for some conference so I guess I will be at the convention center at 6 PM for the protest. Can't leave all of this stuff to you kids.
Dammit, some of us libruls have to work this weekend-evenings, otherwise we'd be there.
You work evenings and weekends too? Thank goodness, I thought I was doing something wrong. Because I kept hearing that it was only these sooper-tough traders and investment banker types that worked long hours. (Though, I will grant one of the guys who wrote rants that I usually will visit the washroom if I really need to. But if he is willing to live with the Febreze bill and his co-workers have nose plugs, I'm not going to judge. But I digress.)
True story: Pretentious new stuffed shirt COO comes to department meeting last year and someone asks him, "why don't you come down some Sunday night to see what it's really like in the trenches?" Without a hitch, the fuckface blithely answered, "don't worry, you'll never see me there any night!"
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"…the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality…"
Isn't that usually just called being a Republican?
(And most Democrats too.)
As long as he doesn't compare hisself to John Lennon.
Or Eric Clapton.
Imagine what Ricky could do with a punishing dildo mallet!
His immigration policy is to "train enough Predator drone pilots?" He must be trying to discredit Cain by having him look like a moderate for massive voltage electric fence. The ball's in your court Bachmann: Nuke or no nuke?
You can get Holy Water for 12.95 http://www.holylandmall.net/howafrhola.html
That's just from the Jordan river! Gotta be blessed by the Pope, or it's just water. That's the problem with getting cut-rate, generic brand holy water: it's fine for baptizing babies and such – especially the smelly ones that you want to get wrapped up quick – but when you're trying to cast out a 3,000 year old demon, it'll let you down every time. Pay a few bucks extra for the name brand.
Hey, like I did some research and it doesn't have to be the Pope. Any old Priest can sanctify some water into Holy Water. So if you have a friend that's a Priest and he owes you a favor or something, you might be able to get it for free.
Thanks DerrickW. You saved me a bundle!
James Randi, one of my early skeptic anti-heroes, pre-Wonkette, of course, totally, completely debunked Peter Popoff (srsly, worst name ever). Now the urethral discharge is back selling, you guessed it, miracle water.
No sweat. I try to be helpful.
“take a wrecking ball, a sledgehammer – whatever it takes to break up the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality that is putting this country’s future in jeopardy.”
Sounds kind of OWS-ish Ricky, well, except the violence part.
Oh yeah, those lobbyists he wants to eradicate? Maybe he should start with these guys. He won't even have to leave Texas.
It's the "mentality" he wants to eradicate — you know, the mentality that maybe they ought to be subtle about it.
OT, but must read from Jonathan Alter in Washington Monthly:
No idea! Really!
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/novembe...
Proving once again that there is nothing Jonathon Alter cannot overanalyze.
Although I did like
"Barack Obama and an intern? Highly unlikely. The first lady would kill him, cover it up, look fabulous at the state funeral—and no one would be any the wiser."
As an anodyne, go read noted goat-fellator Mickey Kaus' argument that Bill Clinton “got away” with his infidelities whereas St Ronnie didn't get away w/Iran-Contra. Refresh my memory: which one got impeached?
Refresh my memory: which one was a felony?
This is why we love Michelle. It would be even better if she were Vice-Pres. That would keep Barry on his toes.
"the good-old-boy corporate lobbyist mentality"
Yes, that has nothing at all to do with the Republican Party.
I got a sledge hammer in the garage I ain't usin' if little Ricky wants to smash his own head.
Kewl!
I'm in favor he should be nailed to something.
But first a little bungee-bungee, wait, Little Ricky might like that.
I'm hoping to quickly develop kidney stones and pass them to relieve the pain of watching that clip.
No need to sacrifice so much my dear Blue4sunriseperson. Time wounds all heels.
that thunder from heaven is Molly laughing her ass off!!!
And Perry represents the *moderate* Republican view on immigration? Referring to desperately poor people as "bad guys" and suggesting they be hunted down with predator drones? Please, Montezuma, answer my pagan prayers…
And, yet, he was on John King USA on CNN, tonight, basically calling for amnesty, but chastizing the host for calling his amnesty plan amnesty. Truth is that on many issues on immigration, he's actually in the mainstream; hell, he sounds like most Democrats on the issue.
He trying to out-Mitt Mitt with the flexibility of his positions?….. wait, that sounds way gayer than I meant for it to.
On third though, it works either way.
Is Rick Perry aware of anything he says at all? Because according to that last sentence, he would also smash his own head in if elected President
That's something would vote for.
as long as i can sit in the front row behind a plastic sheet when Rick "Watermelon" Perry's head is smashed to end lobbyist corruption.
Gallagher could finally perform a useful service to society.
This is the new Grandma's Old Panties party strategy of bait and switch politics. Raise your hand if you think there is a Teapublican in the world who will go to Washington and "take on those corporate interests". I didn't think so either. Oh, unless "take on" has something to do with stuffng more money in their pockets, blowing them, whatevs.
I might see a similarity if Perry was nailed to a cross…. maybe.
Excuse me while I laugh hystertically for the next half-hour. This fucker has become the very definition of a "good-old-boy" with a "corporate lobbyist mentality."
Suuuure. They all want to be Jesus, but none of them want to go through what he went through to end up as Jesus.
What, debate the Republican Pharisees? Make regular speeches around his country?
Hang out with the 99%?
think about how different the world would be if Bush Jr. would have been this stupid this early.
Did he get some work done, or a new haircut or something? Something looks different about his face in the last few weeks.
//he looks tired
The alien spaceship just needs to back up to his bedroom window and recharge him.
At least according to some denominations, you can administer a valid baptism simply by licking your finger, touching the candidate's forehead, and saying the appropriate formula – that's enough water to do it.
I'd agree Rick Perry is like this sort of holy water – that is, he's worth about as much as a drop of warm spit.
“It is so dry in Texas that the Baptists are sprinkling and the Methodists are using just a damp cloth.”
In more recent years, the joke has changed to have a new ending such as “the Methodists are spitting, and the Catholics are giving rain checks", so I guess Ricky is a Methodist.
I pretty much lost all my fear of holy water back when I was an altar boy and saw the priest filling a plastic milk container labeled "Holy Water" from the tap. Satan's a real pussy.
p.s. You know those whole "Body of Christ" communion wafers? They're shipped in grubby little cardboard boxes from some Chicago industrial warehouse. Wrapped in plastic and tasting like it too.
pink tie!
I just wanna see Rick talk about balls in chaps.
"The corporate tax lawyers in Washington D.C., they hate me the way, you know, the devil hates holy water,” . That should seal up the vote with the Pat Robertson rubes.
He's like a reptile right?
Don't know about Jesus, but Samson comes to mind; he killed a shitload of Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Little Eagle Scout Ricky is killing his chances for the Nomination with the very same weapon.
Ooooh, nice one.
One of the few nice things about being an old is that you can use old lines and youngsters will be impressed only because they haven't heard them before….but thanks.
Now take Rick Perry….. Please!
You kill, Henny, you kill!
Sean and Rick, the axle grease twins.
it's not a real gay hillbilly courtship ritual until Perry hears " I bet you can squeal like a pig Rickey, Weeeeeeee!" or at the very least "Blow me and tell me the flavor bitch".
I'm not watching Sean Hannity. I don't care who's being interviewed.
Is it too late to give Texas back to Mexico? That would solve a lot of problems. De-annex Texas!
Perry is hitting the bottle no doubt about it.
Why are they sitting in an abandoned barn with all the discarded farm equipment and corncobs on the ground?
Too bad there ain't no water left in Tay-hass for Rick to walk on.
As a Native Texan I apologize to the US for Rick Perry. However, most of my people didn't invent him – it was the Teadickistanians from Teadickistan near Afhganistan. I apologize from the bottom of my UN heart as an American and Austin, Texan for Rick Perry.
I could close this snark with fuck Teadickistain but rather I will say "Really Rick – Do you Think America is that Stupid?" Answer: Yes some electorate are that stupid.
Rick – we hate you the way we hate all poser idiots who want to rule Amerika to ruin.
I said GOOD DAY sir! And please, fuk off too, because you're a fukkin' idiot and what's worse is that you're a fukkin' fool and you want to take the rest of us (400+M souls) down with you! Not gonna do it. I said GOOD DAY!!
Get on the cross, we really don't need the wood.
To be fair, Jesus drank a lot of wine with his disciples before giving speeches to them, so there is THAT similarity.
I am really interested to learn more about this program to train drone pilots. Train. Drone. Pilots. Those planes that, um, don't actually have pilots. How will we train them?
"Rick Perry Says He's A Jew." Campaign over.
Its Governor LePetomaine!
The rednecks will never go for it. And then again they might. Those little devils… they love toys!
Is his hair getting more plastic-looking? It looks just like some wigs my sister and I got as a Christmas present when we were kids. They were plastic, hard plastic and shiny.
So does this mean Perry is going to vanish from recorded history for an eighteen-year span? Excellent! When does it start?
In that screen shot… he looks like… Reagan.
Yessiree, ol' Rick is all the time telling lobbyists to take a hike …
as in, get yer ass back there to the fridge on this here corporate jet and bring me a Dr. Pepper!
The phrase "good-old-boy mentality" is best not used when uttered by a man with a heavy Texas accent.
"Building a large, double electric fence is expensive and excessive. We need to deploy soldiers and use remote weaponized aircraft instead"
The only thing vaguely Jesus-like about him is that he like hanging out with dudes
Or Deadman?
…and Waco with its, well, everything sad and evil.
And miracle manna, too!
Blatant fraud … but it's Christian mail fraud, so it's tolerated. Dumbya and the bible-humpers he put in charge of the DOJ wouldn't think of touching this con artist, and Obama's DOJ is probably afraid of the shitstorm they'd stir up among the Xtards.
Wasn't there a movie starring chevy chase about this guy?
Yeah, I have IMDB, but that'd take all the fun out of it.
I'm really torn about this. On one hand, I hate to see (mostly) poor, (exceptionlessly) stupid people taken advantage of. On the other, the money they use to buy miracle water and manna would otherwise be donated to Santorum or Bachmann. So at least it's being spent on garages full of garish big cars and industrial size tubs of makeup for Mrs. Popoff, instead of doing real damage.
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