BAD MANNERS  7:39 pm October 31, 2011

VA GOPers Send Charming Halloween Picture of Obama Shot In Head

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Halloween fun for the whole family!

The prankster Republican Committee officials of Loudoun County, Virginia decided to invite families to their local Halloween parade this year with a photo montage featuring Barack Obama with a bullet hole in his head, just to inject a little holiday-themed murder fun into the stale mix of vulgar anti-Obama right-wing mass email tropes. HILARIOUS!

Strangely enough, the part of the humorless political correctness police is being played this evening by Virginia’s state GOP officials, who condemned the email and told Loudoun County to knock it the hell off. Not strangely, Loudoun County Republican chairman Mark Sell offered a boneheaded response wondering why everyone had to be so serious about their little assassination “joke.”

From WaPo:

“The Loudoun County Republican Committee yesterday sent an email to its members that represented a light-hearted attempt to inject satire humor into the Halloween holiday,’’ Sell wrote. Apparently, some individuals have interpreted an image of Barack Obama that appeared within the email as intending to portray the president as a victim of a violent crime. Nothing could be further from the truth, and we deeply and sincerely apologize to the president and anyone who viewed the image if that was the impression that was left.

Ah yes, faulty artistic interpretation is the problem here, and everyone is just missing the nuanced impression behind the picture. You are all terrible cretins, next to distinguished Republican art scholar Mark Sell. [WaPo]

 

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Barb October 31, 2011 at 7:41 pm

They should send over a group of secret service agents to chain them to a stove and beat them with a curtain rod for 8 hours. Now THAT would be funny!

nounverb911 October 31, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Then send them to Gitmo.

JustPixelz October 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm

And even funnier if they demanded the photographs of Rick Perry blowing Marcus Bachmann during the "enhanced interrogation".

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Not to be annoying, but health-wise – so far, so good?

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm

I have some spare curtain rods I could lend them. Wrought iron. Also, chains.

Amo_of_Bogio October 31, 2011 at 10:03 pm

"satire humor" at its finest.

comrad_darkness October 31, 2011 at 10:48 pm

I thought it was pulling out fingernails . . . or was that a Steven King movie?

Barb October 31, 2011 at 10:58 pm

FTW! Comrad! (for the wince)

comrad_darkness October 31, 2011 at 11:05 pm

I'm honored to have you call me comrad. Snif.

Barb November 1, 2011 at 12:10 am

Always, Captain, my Captain!

miss_grundy November 1, 2011 at 12:39 am

Actually, why not have a squad of secret service agents dress up like Cardinal Torquemada and introduce them to some of the really painful torture methods employed during the Spanish Inquisition? I would watch that reality show.

James Michael Curley November 1, 2011 at 5:48 am

A real hard case. When he gets his mind set, you can't Torquemada anything.

(Thanks Mel!)

Terry November 1, 2011 at 8:44 am

Mel Brooks and Monty Python seriously messed up my mental image of the Spanish Inquisition.

nounverb911 October 31, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Zombie Reagan is spinning in his crypt.

Fare la Volpe October 31, 2011 at 7:43 pm

God knows he could use the brains.

memzilla October 31, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Did somebody say Zombie Reagan?

keepem_sikanpor October 31, 2011 at 8:26 pm

My favorite cartoon of the day.

Zombie_Reagan October 31, 2011 at 8:28 pm

You Rang?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm

LOL!!! Did not see that last frame coming.

LiveToServeYa November 1, 2011 at 9:01 am

Well, if you scan comics from right-to-left, you'll find your precogpunchlinenition greatly enhanced.

Fare la Volpe October 31, 2011 at 7:41 pm

And here I thought it was Ronald Reagan's latest portrait.

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 9:54 pm

It is. I mean, probably.

fuflans October 31, 2011 at 11:14 pm

weird thing is, bamz with a whole in his head is still prettier than the entire republican caucus.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:10 am

Dood can't help it. He's better looking than most people have a right to be, dammit.

nounverb911 October 31, 2011 at 7:44 pm

"We're sorry you were offended by our stupidity."

iburl October 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm

"If anybody took this the wrong way than we are sorry that you were offended by your own stupid misunderstanding of our clearly innocuous picture."
Fixed.

grandinquisitor October 31, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Maybe the Republicans should just go ahead and make that their 2012 campaign slogan.

comrad_darkness October 31, 2011 at 10:50 pm

I'm not offended by their stupidity. i'm offended by the assholes who vote for these childish yahoos so they can fuck all of our lives over. That's what offends me.

AlterNewt October 31, 2011 at 7:45 pm

Well bless their hearts, they've just got bad brains is all.

GeorgiaBurning November 1, 2011 at 12:19 am

Isn't that always the problem when you reanimate rotting corpses?

HogeyeGrex November 1, 2011 at 3:14 am

Perhaps they should be banned in DC.

mercianomad October 31, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Um, satire? No.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:49 pm

Jonathan Swift would have beaten these worms with a stick for even daring to use that term for their excrescence.

memzilla October 31, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Loudon County Republicans will survive the Zombpocalypse: if you got no brains, you'll get no zombies.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Their zombies will die of malnutrition.

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 9:56 pm

I once lived with a very sweet but extremely stupid ginger cat. Every evening, I would rub his hard little head and say, "What's this? A brain eater! What's it doing? Starving to death!"

It's a good thing the little fucker didn't understand a word, or I'd be stuck with shrink bills for eternity. OTOH, I have a powerful urge to do the same thing to all the Republican candidates (except Jon Huntsman, who's just an asshole).

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:27 pm

My neighbor's kid is like that. Every now and then, he runs into my yard, shrieking, to show me his new toy or what-not. In the time it takes him to get there, his one lonely brain cell has forgotten why he ran, who I am, and who he is.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:30 pm

Be merciful and compssionate. There is no reward for it. It's just the right thing to do.

comrad_darkness November 1, 2011 at 8:21 am

Situations like this are why I'm slow every year to clean out the blackberries that grow along the property line.

Also because cleaning them out requires wearing gauntlets and a biker's jacket.

HogeyeGrex November 1, 2011 at 3:45 am

According to the article,

We are going to vanquish the zombies with clear thinking conservative principles and a truckload of Republican candy…

WTF is "Republican candy"?

Specially made with a high lead content by third world serfs and smuggled past any evil government inspection or regulation?

Or is it just whatever is left over in the pedo-van?

comrad_darkness November 1, 2011 at 8:23 am

Maybe it's a euphemism for political donations from the wealthy. (*shrugs*)

Callyson October 31, 2011 at 7:47 pm

If their intent was to scare their people, you'd think they would show Obama being sworn in for a second term, and Nancy Pelosi holding the gavel. These people can't even do Halloween right.

buffalogal October 31, 2011 at 7:52 pm

LOL — Great comment!

Mrspanky October 31, 2011 at 8:48 pm

Yup! The GOP are trying to emulate the hapless Miami Dolphins by finding new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

They just can't help themselves!

emmelemm October 31, 2011 at 9:25 pm

The Seahawks are suing for copyright infringement.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 9:29 pm

While the Cowboys just take notes.

Mrspanky October 31, 2011 at 9:39 pm

"Who dem losin for Andrew Luck? Its the Miami Dolphins 'cause they really suck!

Who dem poisoned by the Tea Party? Just dem crazies of the GOP!

Sound off! One, two. Poon Tang!, Three, four……"

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:29 pm

"If their intent was to scare their people, you'd think they would show Obama being sworn in for a second term, and Nancy Pelosi holding the gavel."

Outside card: "wanna see something REALLY scary on Halloween?"
Inside card: [Picture of Joe Biden sitting at desk in Oval office]

It took me, literally, all of two seconds to think that one up.
Then again, they're a great deal stupider than I am…

Sparky_McGruff October 31, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Sadly, a fair amount of republicans would like to see Joe Biden as president, if it meant that the neegrah gots keeled.

user-of-owls October 31, 2011 at 11:56 pm

There's another, scarier version that has nine angry black lesbian mohammedans in their Supreme Court robes.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 12:00 am

Cuz we know how those mohammedans lurve their lesbianz. To death.

horsedreamer_1 November 1, 2011 at 7:18 am

Me'Shell Ndegecello would be so Borked by even the Dems on Judiciary Committee.

buffalogal October 31, 2011 at 7:49 pm

I must be a total putz … I thought we had made some progress over the past few years — that people would have the good sense NOT to send racist emails of watermelons on the White House lawn … that we would NOT wave about photos of Obama as the Joker … that we would know better than to shout out "kill him" at political rallies. My bad.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 9:33 pm

"Progress? Progresss? They dont need no steenking progress!

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 9:58 pm

They don't KNOW no steenking progress. In fact, I venture to say they wouldn't know it if it bit them on their overly lardy rear ends.

comrad_darkness October 31, 2011 at 10:51 pm

I don't think impulse control is something this crowd has very much of.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm

When did any of those people deal with any consequences for their public displays of virulent racism?

Carl 'Unapologetic Racist' Paladino was the VERY SERIOUS Repuglican candidate for governor of New York. Even bestiality video emails are not enough to embarrass these sorry fucks.

hunnybee November 1, 2011 at 2:31 pm

my bad also too Buffgal. totally pisses me the feck off

ThankYouJeebus October 31, 2011 at 7:49 pm

What? It's not like they showed him eating a watermelon.

Arken October 31, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Of course he wasn't the victim of a violent crime. That's a bullet hole in his head and we all know that guns don't kill people.

nounverb911 October 31, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Corporations kill people?

Karma_Suture November 1, 2011 at 12:29 am

That's not a bullet hole.. it's a wound from the tip of a surveyors tripod… sillies..

Spurning Beer October 31, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Trick or Treason!

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Idiot! Don't you know it's only treason if the president is republican? (And white.)

comrad_darkness October 31, 2011 at 10:52 pm

And born wealthy.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Of course! That is a sign that God loves you. In an obviously corollary, poverty or any other significant misfortune at any stage of life is a sign that God hates you.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:33 pm

"poverty or any other significant misfortune at any stage of life is a sign that God hates you"

And/or that you're too lazy to go get a jerb (you know, since they're out there free for the taking) and don't understand the glorious free market virtues of Hard Work and Thrift.

unclejeems October 31, 2011 at 11:30 pm

Giving aid and comfort to the m and m's of his country.

Spurning Beer October 31, 2011 at 11:50 pm

Damn straight. And with friends like that, who needs M&Ms?

user-of-owls October 31, 2011 at 11:53 pm

Keep your friends close, but keep your M&Ms closer.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:17 am

With friends like that, you need enemas.

edgydrifter October 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Shorter Loudon County Republicans: "Wait, what? Oh, c'mon! We left off the watermelons and witch doctor stuff, didn't we? What is wrong with you people? What do you want?!?"

rocktonsam October 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

cripes, these people

"light – hearted.'"

a new low

Sparky_McGruff October 31, 2011 at 8:23 pm

More like "light – brained", if you ask me…

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:34 pm

wet-brained.

emmelemm October 31, 2011 at 9:26 pm

light… skinned?

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 9:59 pm

Yeah, that's more like it.

Salacious Crumb October 31, 2011 at 11:28 pm

"farts – lighted."

memzilla October 31, 2011 at 7:55 pm

It's the typical Rethuglican M.O.: do it, then apologize if you were offended, like it's your fault.

You see the same remorse from many criminals who aren't sorry they committed a crime, they're sorry they got caught.

And then accuse you of being on a "witch hunt."

JustPixelz October 31, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Let's ask Gabby Giffords if it's funny.

Zombies represent the threat from within — our friends and neighbors suddenly and mysteriously turning into mindless destroyers of civilization. In other words, joining the Tea Party.

It's not a bullet hole. It's a surveyor's mark for Christ's sake.

Negropolis October 31, 2011 at 10:13 pm

I think they call it a "Freedom Tunnel", these days.

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 11:20 pm

I don't even think they need to try at euphemism any more. Hateful, close-minded, treasonous, racism is totally OK with them now.

Fare la Volpe October 31, 2011 at 7:58 pm

In a similar show of "satire," the Republican Party of 1963 released a card advertising "fun so good, it'll blow your mind!"

Callyson October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm

The Republicans certainly blow.

edgydrifter October 31, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Yes, clearly that isn't a bullet wound. It's a freedom hole.

Fare la Volpe October 31, 2011 at 8:37 pm

Just the right size for a little invasion and surge…

Guppy October 31, 2011 at 11:13 pm

I thought "Freedom Holes" are what GOP men seek out in public restrooms.

horsedreamer_1 October 31, 2011 at 11:15 pm

More like pinholes.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:19 am

I *wuz* gonna say "Glory Holes," but hey, it's Republicans we're talking about, your term fits better.

finallyhappy October 31, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Loudoun County is where they sent me from Silver Spring, MD to work on the Presidential election(because MD was a lock) last time. I guess I will need to go back and this time I am wearing Kevlar.

Mort_Sinclair October 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm

And it's Virginia–again. What the fuck is in the water there? Whatever it is, needs moar arsenic.

glamourdammerung October 31, 2011 at 8:16 pm

Whatever it is, needs moar arsenic.

Contraceptives would work too.

Mort_Sinclair October 31, 2011 at 8:22 pm

A substantial dose of arsenic is 100% effective as a contraceptive.

Barrelhse October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 10:08 pm

What an excellent idea.

Chet Kincaid November 1, 2011 at 11:25 am

What's in the water is Treason. It's also in the soil, the air and the family album.

hunnybee November 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm

feckin' A Mort. good one

edgydrifter October 31, 2011 at 8:02 pm

I know I'm not a Republican, because I was going to make some crack about a Gabrielle Giffords costume and actually got disgusted with myself. Stupid conscience.

James Michael Curley November 1, 2011 at 5:52 am

This Halloween I was going to dress as a Republican but my head didn't fit up my ass.

Mahousu October 31, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Yeah, well how come you libs didn't say anything about all those pictures the Dems sent around of Bush with a bullet hole in his head?

What? Because there weren't any? That's no excuse.

NellCote71 October 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm

We apologize if you were offended by our not sending such a card.

dennis1943 November 1, 2011 at 7:22 am

I don't know about anyone else, but i was happy to keep that fantasy to myself,,,,,

imissopus October 31, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Loudoun is right outside D.C., too. Presumably inhabited by many government employees who should know better. Schmucks.

Negropolis October 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Loudoun strikes me as a place that's essentially a kind of last ditch effort to inject some "real" Virginia into NOVA. A kind of swan song for the confederacy in a place they know has long since turned its eyes northward.

imissopus November 1, 2011 at 1:07 am

I think over the last fifteen or twenty years a lot of people who work in D.C. but found Fairfax County too expensive have been moving in, or people who work in the tech industry in NOVA. The county is still heavily Republican, but there are a lot of transplants from other parts of the country who don't have ties to those old genteel tobacco plantation owners who used to be the majority up there. At least that's the impression I've gotten from some of my family and old friends who live in or near D.C.

Negropolis November 1, 2011 at 1:59 am

Well, it's has the highest median income of any county in the nation, now. I didn't mean to portray it as some hillbilly outpost, but rather to make the point that regardless of where the new population came from, it's Republicanism seems to be built around its opposition to the ever increasing blueness of the rest of the region, and that's all still historically rooted in its Southern-fried heritage and history. Up until recently, it was still a sleepy, Southern county.

grex1949 October 31, 2011 at 8:02 pm

I suppose Mark Sell would consider it hilarious if someone photoshopped a picture of him with a hatchet buried in his forehead. That's some killer satire, there, is what that is!

NorthStarSpanx November 1, 2011 at 10:00 am

Don't you mean light-hearted killer satire?

Cause we all know we take the ugliness out of ugly situations by prefacing it with "Light Hearted," so haters can be blamed when they get upset.

Guppy October 31, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Obviously, Obama is depicted here as the victim of a freak surveying accident.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Guppy, you have been found GUILTY of having a functioning memory.

horsedreamer_1 October 31, 2011 at 8:03 pm

I would expect this from the Constitution Party, the American Nazi Party, maybe even the Libertarians, but from a major party… No. I mean, did Milliband issue pamphleture with images of David Cameron drawn & quartered? Did the German Social Democrats do Photoshops of Das Madchen as a Stasi agent?

weejee October 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm

So if we were to send around Photoshopped picts of Bachmann, Cain, Paul, Perry, Romney, and Santorum in blackface bayoneting #OWS and assorted browns would that too be light hearted?

Ducksworthy October 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Lets murder the President; Oh I was only kidding. The "oh I was only kidding" did John Wilkes Booth and friends a world of good.

not that Dewey October 31, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Clearly they meant "Assassinate the President — with votes!"

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 10:25 pm

"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest president?"

Negropolis October 31, 2011 at 10:27 pm

It's funny this came up. I was just reading about the dude who tried to kill Seward the next day, and that whole conspiracy is an infinitely interesting part of American history. Those were some cold-blooded motherfuckers, you know, to stab a bed-ridden dude so many times and so forcefully you knock him from his bed and then proceed to injure every other person in the house.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:22 am

And I had hoped, perhaps foolishly, that we had evolved beyond that.

coolhandnuke October 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm

….Nothing could be further from the truth, and we deeply and sincerely apologize to the president and anyone who viewed the image if that was the impression that was left…..

No buttsteak, the impression left/made was .45 caliber.

Come here a minute October 31, 2011 at 8:08 pm

I can't believe the misinterpretation. The Loudon County Republicans think Obama is awesome and should live forever, like zombies do!

glamourdammerung October 31, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Well, they have to resort to stunts like this. It is not like they really want to run on the records of the GOP, especially the Virginia ones. I doubt Cantor's stance on disaster aid are going to be that well received by the sane, or even conservatives.

Barrelhse October 31, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Seriously. How very desperate of them to have nothing to offer other than hate, disguised as 7th grade level humor- which is apparently the peak level for these jerks.

Beowoof October 31, 2011 at 8:15 pm

Well southern republicans acting as assholes again. Jesus these fuckers won't be happy until they see Obama doing a song and dance as minstrel.

Barrelhse October 31, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Needs more banjo.

Herring_Burnit October 31, 2011 at 10:10 pm

Oh, hell to the no. They want to see him hanging by the neck from the branch of the nearest tree, don't matter how many white folks there is in his family~!

Schmannnity October 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm

That gunshot wound to the head was totally taken out of context.

Nostrildamus October 31, 2011 at 10:06 pm

You're soooo right! The bullet-hole was totally satyrical.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:30 pm

That gunshot wound surveyor's mark to the head was totally taken out of context.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:23 am

See, e.g., Scott Olsen, #OccupyOakland, #oo

ManchuCandidate October 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm

I remember when the GOPers laughed and laughed and laughed at the movie "Death of A President." They really loved that joke.

4TheTurnstiles October 31, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Loudon County Republicans: a hobby project of defense contractor trophy-wives, whose affluence has NOTHING to do with government largesse.

Douché October 31, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Loudoun County, what kind of Douche bags live there???

Oh wait, I do…

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:24 am

OK, dish. What are your fellow-Loudounites like?

Douché November 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

We voted for Obama, and we have wineries. We also have a 20 mile long parking lot, called route 7. Pretty soon we'll have a baseball team! That's it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudoun_County,_Virg

PubOption November 1, 2011 at 11:28 am

When Aldous Huxley wrote 'The Devils of Loudun', he was a little off with the spelling.

hunnybee November 1, 2011 at 2:35 pm

dear god. that was funny.

chascates October 31, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Fucking asswipe crackers! Why is it that every fucking Southern Republican feels the need to be overtly racist, surprised when they're called on it, and then play the victim in response.
When you elect Perry or Bachmann or whoever and you end up in smoldering ruins I'll be laughing. But by then we'll all be in the same boat and you can't blame the Yankees, the coloredz, the mooslins, or anyone but yourselves.

ManchuCandidate October 31, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Haha good one. People of that psychological profile WILL ALWAYS blame everyone but themselves.

4TheTurnstiles October 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm

How is it the right gets off so completely on caricaturing Nancy Pelosi? Nothing like a capable woman who gets things done to offend the sensibilities of an insecure boy's club.

ShaveTheWhales October 31, 2011 at 10:15 pm

Transitivity of assholery. I'm a big fan of Pelosi, but (1) there are a huge number of distorted pictures of her floating around the tubez, and, like honey badger, she don't give a shit (BTW, the pix will only "amuse" those who already don't like her); and (2) the entrance wound in the forehead is just a whole different level of assholery, so the uglification of Nancy doesn't get much attention. Transitivity. Or maybe well-ordering. But you understand what I mean.

I hope that the Loudon County GOP gets a polite call/visit from the Secret Service to point out that, if one wanted to be really picky about it, that could be considered inciting violence against the President.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:25 am

You know there are actual fucking LAWS against threatening the life of the President or anyone in direct line of succession to the Presidency (i.e., the VP, and the Speaker of the House). Not that I'd expect fucking teabaggage to know that.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 10:28 pm

They'd certainly like her more if she quit halfway through.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:34 pm

And spouted indecipherable gibberish every time she opened her pie hole.

Guppy October 31, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Note that the "uppity woman" is portrayed as a hag/crone.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:41 pm

"the "uppity woman" is portrayed as a hag/crone."

And nonetheless looks better than the best picture of Newt ever taken.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:27 am

Um, way to set a LOW LOW bar, tessiee. I mean, most of my offerings to the Great White God of the Porcelain Throne look better than the best, et cetera, ad nauseam.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:26 am

I thought dem uppity wimminz WUZ hags and crones. No?

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 12:29 am

I smell a WITCH!

BaldarTFlagass November 1, 2011 at 8:42 am

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore, a witch.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:39 pm

"Nothing like a capable woman who gets things done to offend the sensibilities of an insecure boy's club"

Yeah, just ask Hilary Clinton.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 1, 2011 at 4:55 am

I think this is why they back idiots like Palin, Xtine, and Miche1e: they're dopey enough to be non-threatening. For some of the GOP's more severely re†arded, this requires a profound level of dopiness.

tessiee November 1, 2011 at 7:54 pm

"I think this is why they back idiots like Palin, Xtine, and Miche1e: they're dopey enough to be non-threatening"

I think you may be on to something there, Bubba. The former Mr. Tessie once said, "Poor people don't hate rich people; they hate smart people". Since the kind of people who hate smart women tend to be not very smart themselves, they dimly perceive Nancy, Hilary, et. al. as "ugly" and threatening. This is how we end up with people not batting an eye when Sarah smirks over a gunshot to the head that she helped incite, yet think that Michelle Obama is "angry and unhappy about everything", basically, because she exists and has voiced an opinion, ever.

Rotundo_ October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm

At least they're gaining a more sophisticated approach to messaging these days. In the the "good old days" it would have been "cill thee nigur" smeared in shit on a church or some poor souls house. In a few centuries, assuming humans still walk the earth, a reasonable creature might be able to communicate with their descendents.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:34 pm

And then the church would have blown up, killing innocent children. Hah! Conserv-O-Ween Fun!

horsedreamer_1 November 1, 2011 at 7:23 am

Condolezza Libel.

Remind me again why she's a Republican?

comrad_darkness November 1, 2011 at 8:15 am

Because she's in the closet.

tessiee November 1, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Because she's married to Duhbya?

Scottsdalian October 31, 2011 at 9:40 pm

"In a few centuries, assuming humans still walk the earth, "

If there's any humans left in a hunnert years it's only cause it just takes so damn long to kill 7 billion people, but we're workin on it.

ProgressiveInga October 31, 2011 at 8:39 pm

Hey Wonketteers! Satirist Mark Sell wants to hear from you about how much you appreciate his lighthearted attempt at humor – chairman@loudoungop.com.

littlebigdaddy October 31, 2011 at 8:46 pm

So he's going to get a schooling on buttsechs?

horsedreamer_1 October 31, 2011 at 11:17 pm

He's a GOP Young Gun, so he's already teaching a graduate level class on it.

gullywompr October 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Maybe photoshop up a light-hearted and satirical parody of Mr. Sell as a hole-in-the-head zombie?

bikerlaureate October 31, 2011 at 10:10 pm

With his entrails wrapped around his neck. For extra satricaliity.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:27 pm

This is what I just sent:

Be grateful that the Sedition Act is no longer in force, you despicable, traitorous, leaking sack of toxic medical waste.

May your children wake up to see a similarly ‘light-hearted’ picture of you, you subhuman filth.

Happy Halloween, shitheel.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:28 am

Gosh, Raven. *That's* eloquence.

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 8:39 pm

It's an old surveyor's mark. Sheesh, lighten up you libtards.

littlebigdaddy October 31, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Gray matter libel!

chascates October 31, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Let's try to demonize everyone we disagree with:
CURL: The very angry first lady Michelle Obama – Washington Times http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/30/c
Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.”

Constantly seeing this type of organized hate directed to idiots who only believe the right-tards makes me very unproud of my country. Eight years of lily white George W. Bush was the standard of patriotism to these fuckwads. I'm going to listen to Orson Welle's War of the Worlds broadcast to block out this bullshit.
http://sounds.mercurytheatre.info/mercury/381030….

Ayn Rand Paul Tard October 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm

Oh dear, that Washington Times article is new…damn!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 9:23 pm

A huge part of the demonization is the repeating old out of context news, ad nauseum. Did you know that #OWS is anti-semitic? Just keep saying it. Over and over and over.

not that Dewey October 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm

HOLY CRAP YOU WEREN'T KIDDING

pete838, with a Confederate flag for an avatar, writes:

artsandcrafts23, to me it represents the spirit of independence from a tyrannical government. The will of the people to stand up to being treated like cattle. The confederacy better represents the spirit of the Founders than the other side of the same conflict.
The founders fled England to get away from an overbearing government, and found freedom and prosperity in this new land. After shaking off the chains of one government, the South found themselves being ordered about by another government who had someone else's interest in mind, namely the Northern bankers and business men. They embraced the same spirit of independence that brought their fathers and grandfathers to the New World. If the South's secession was illegal, so was the United States secession from England. The only difference was who won the war that followed.

Stay classy, Washington Times readers!

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:03 pm

Cuz nothing sez FREEDUMB like buying and selling humans like livestock. WIN! Oh, wait… They lost. And, oddly, are still publicly fapping to their catastrophic failure.

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 10:39 pm

It's all about Southern Heritage.

not that Dewey November 1, 2011 at 8:30 am

Actually, in Pete's defense, some of the Founders were a little soft on slavery. But I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant.

horsedreamer_1 October 31, 2011 at 11:19 pm

The ONION av club had musicians doing dramatic readings of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel's comments section. I think they should expand into the Moonie Times.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:47 pm

"The confederacy better represents the spirit of the Founders than the other side of the same conflict."

Yeah, because nothing says "I'm in favor of freedom" quite so much as being in favor of slavery, to the point where you're willing to go to war against your own country to preserve it.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:55 pm

The 'War of Treason in Defense of Slavery'. Says it all.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Gotta say, this is a paper run by the most malevolent cult leader since Jim Jones and/or Pol Pot. Anyone writing for this psychopath's rag should be ashamed afraid to be seen in public.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 9:39 pm

These guys make Breitfart look middle-of-the-road. I used to wonder why Murchoch hadn't bought the damn paper … then I realized, he doesn't have to.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:57 pm

'Second Coming of Christ' Moon is Murdoch's role model. Other role models: Jim Jones and Pol Pot.

And, weirdly, none of those bastards sunk so low as to hack a murdered child's cellphone.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Rupert is sorry iff you were offended by that.

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 10:49 pm

Another less known right wing christofascist, bullionaire we never hear about is Philip Anschutz. He owns the whole Newsmax and Examiner propaganda outlets for his "unfettered capitalism or death" machine.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:51 pm

"Another less known right wing christofascist, bullionaire we never hear about is Philip Anschutz."

Insufficiently caffeinated, I read this as "Phillip Auschwitz".

imissopus November 1, 2011 at 12:52 am

Yeah, Anschutz is the reason I'm hesitant to ever go to L.A. Kings games. On the one hand I really like hockey. On the other hand it's more money in that freakshow's pocket. Dude is like Howard Hughes without the casinos and the long fingernails.

Sparky_McGruff October 31, 2011 at 10:30 pm

Shit. Don't tell me they finally found the 'whitey' tapes?

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:45 pm

"Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything."

Unlike Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin, who are kickass, shoot-from-the-hip babes, and not at all psychotic, right?

horsedreamer_1 October 31, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Would have figured the GOP would hate Zombieland. Woody Harrelson is a pothead, Jesse Eisenberg a nebbish, not a muscular AIPAC, Jew, and Emma Stone an underclothed strumpet.

ShaveTheWhales October 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm

You had me at underclothed strumpet.

DahBoner October 31, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Well, remember how Democrats used to put bullet holes in Dubya's head, too, right?

No?

BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, RIGHTWING FUCKTARDS….

fuflans October 31, 2011 at 11:16 pm

well, to be fair to rightwing fucktards, what would be the point of that?

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:53 pm

"remember how Democrats used to put bullet holes in Dubya's head, too, right?"

If someone had put a bullet in Dubya's *actual* head (preferably before November 2000), this country would be a lot better off right now.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 12:08 am

President Cheney? I think the highest (only) accomplishment of both Bush administrations was choosing their Vice Presidents. 100% bulletproof assassination insurance.

tessiee November 1, 2011 at 8:06 pm

"President Cheney?"

Hence my inclusion of (preferably before November 2000),

Ever watch the episode of Family Guy where Peter time travels to the past, changes something, and then returns to a present where Al Gore became President in 2000, so no war, no 9/11, lots of scientific advances? It's supposed to be funny, and in some spots it is (or as funny as that show ever gets, anyway), but I can't watch it without feeling a bit sad. It will take us, as a country, decades to get back to where we were before November 2000, if we ever do, and generations to get to the point where we could have been right now.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 9:16 pm

I don't watch 'Family Gut' except when my nephew forces me to. He laughs and laughs and I look at him like he's crazy. So I didn't catch that ep.

Sorry I missed the time window of your original post. Careless. And drunk, I think, because I didn't remember writing that comment at all. Facepalm.

In other comedy news, this Onion piece from January, 2001, is eerily prescient:

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over"

EatsBabyDingos October 31, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Silly Mark Sell. The hole goes in the nose. For the bone. BOOGA BOOGA!

gullywompr October 31, 2011 at 9:01 pm

As a resident of Loudoun County, I can assure you, the local Republicans are neither light-hearted nor satirical. They will scream "baby-killer!" at you, two inches from your face, wild-eyed, and dead serious. No exaggeration, no snark, no kidding.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:55 pm

"the local Republicans are neither light-hearted nor satirical. They will scream "baby-killer!" at you, two inches from your face, wild-eyed"

That IS light-hearted… for them.
You can tell the difference, cause when they're not light-hearted, they shoot you.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 12:04 am

But would step over the corpse of a dead baby or elderly person without flinching.

EatsBabyDingos October 31, 2011 at 9:03 pm

And I like the Li'l Boehner Punkin.

e_z October 31, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Other than the Hill High Orchard store in Round Hill, Loudon County doesn't have much going for it. Come to think of it, I don't think they make their own pies anymore. That leaves Loudon with nothing to reccomend.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:17 pm

When you have 'Serious Thinker' Newt 'Serial Adulterer' Gingrich saying Obama is a bigger threat to America than the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany combined, and you have the de facto head of the republican party, Limbaugh, saying Obama is a Muslim who is sending troops to "wipe out Christians" in Africa, it's not too hard to figure out they know they can't beat him at the polls. They are openly inciting assassination.

RadioOcupados November 1, 2011 at 12:52 am

C'mon Raven, those two are mainstream, moderate republicans, oh wait, what?

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 1:00 am

Yeah, my point is that 'mainstream, moderate republicans' have been inciting lethal violence against Barack Obama since mid-2008.

I'd link, but i don't have time to link 10,000 times.

RadioOcupados November 1, 2011 at 1:39 am

It's not hard to imagine what's to the right of these vocal vermin. And at the same time, one of their relentless talking points over the last week has been that some Nazi group is supporting OWS. And, of course, the Communists too. Over, over and over.

DerrickWildcat October 31, 2011 at 9:17 pm

I just think somebody could teach them that comedy doesn't always have to be about murder, dismemberment, racism and rape.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 9:19 pm

This is why Republican 'comedies' are always such Box Office hits.

Dok-cupy Everything October 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm

That's just what the PC Commissars of Taste want to impose on us!

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:57 pm

"comedy doesn't always have to be about murder, dismemberment, racism and rape"

True — there's always dicks, boogers, and farts.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 12:59 am

You'd think.

Douché October 31, 2011 at 9:29 pm

"Brains we can believe in"

- Zombie Obama

owhatever October 31, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Aw, shucks. We were just funnin' about the Annointed One from Kenya. We don't want to leave the impression that shootin' that community organizer in the head was something we Republicans support. Chains tied to the back of pickups work just fine on the darkies. And there's always lynchin'. Knives. Lots of alternatives. Long as he … well, you know … dies.

El Pinche October 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm

No photoshopping needed for the GOP candidates.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 10:12 pm

To be fair, if they 'shopped in brains, it would be too obviously fake.

KotBR October 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm

And Karl Rove's graphic design firm loses yet another client. A damn shame.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 9:35 pm

Calm down, everbody … it's not a bullet hole — that's where the surveyor put his stake.

YasserArraFeck October 31, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Ooohhhh, that bullet hole……..

Dok-cupy Everything October 31, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Well, you see, it's OK to shoot ZOMBIE Obama, because the Undead are not natural-born citizens.

El Pinche October 31, 2011 at 9:47 pm

Here's my Halloween card, from Bruce Campbell to the GOP with love: FUCK YOU

Dok-cupy Everything October 31, 2011 at 9:55 pm

Asked for comment, a spokesperson for The Dead Kennedys said the image was "in poor taste."

Negropolis October 31, 2011 at 9:57 pm

But, but…it's Halloween, you guys! Jeeze!

mrblifil October 31, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

Nostrildamus October 31, 2011 at 10:03 pm

The mailer go out, the Secret Service comes in. You can't explain that.

ttommyunger October 31, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Considering how miserable I was during our terrible eight years of the Smirking Chimp, it is wonderful to see and know how miserable these racist fucktards are (I know their hatred is fueled by the fact that he is near). Makes me want four more years of Barry for all the wrong reasons, even though it feels so right. Suffer, bitches.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm

If it turns out to be Obama vs. Cain, (which it won't be, for obvious reasons), it would be fun to watch old white guy heads splode from border to border,

ttommyunger October 31, 2011 at 10:27 pm

No shit. The young ones, too, here in Georgia.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 1, 2011 at 5:05 am

You'd have a third party candidate up and running faster than you can say "white male, stat!"

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 1:01 am

Half the electorate now wants to elope with you and have your baby. Scary, innit?

ttommyunger November 1, 2011 at 6:58 am

Mos def!

Negropolis October 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm

I'd never have to be afraid of a Republican zombie. The real zombies want brains. What the Republican zombies would want I have no fucking idea.

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 1:02 am

You probably don't want to know, given the recent spate of weird sex stuff among the Stubby Pubbies.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 1, 2011 at 5:08 am

Batteries. (Based on the one GOP zombie we know about.)

LetUsBray October 31, 2011 at 10:42 pm

This unending tide of vile, hate-filled shit makes me think I was far too reasonable, polite, and just plain nice about Cowboy Caligula when what over-privileged war criminal sot was in the White House. I'll try my best to regard the next Rethuglican in that position more appropriately.

tessiee November 1, 2011 at 12:01 am

"Cowboy Caligula"

Fun fact: did you know that Caligula translates from the Latin into "little boot"? So Cowboy Caligula would mean "little cowboy boot". It would be a cute nickname if only it didn't refer to a thoroughly worthless and loathsome "human being".

Herring_Burnit November 1, 2011 at 1:03 am

Please don't even contemplate the possibility of another of these troglodytes controlling the keys to the Treasury. Please.

Troglodeity October 31, 2011 at 10:53 pm

"Nothing could be further from the truth…"

Really? NOTHING?

How about Cain being a serial sex harasser? That's a little closer to the truth, eh?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 31, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Beanball October 31, 2011 at 11:05 pm

You have to understand that these people literally have no concept of what "bigotry" is.

As far as they are concerned, this is the way it was, is and should always be.

tessiee November 1, 2011 at 12:04 am

I actually heard someone say, within my actual hearing (I'm being somewhat redundant here, because I still don't quite believe it): "I'm not a racist, I just don't like niggers".
They were NOT kididng and NOT aware of the incongruity.
I'm still shaking my head over that little gem.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 12:11 am

"I'm not racist, but…" never, ever ends well.

fuflans October 31, 2011 at 11:19 pm

i was going to try to match the many witty comments here, but fuck all. this just makes me sad (again) for my country.

subsum October 31, 2011 at 11:21 pm

Cunts. All of them; and their mothers too. Fuck'em.

fuflans October 31, 2011 at 11:22 pm

oh wait.

i will drag myself out of my languid (cabernet soaked) reflection on nihilism and/or the perils of representative democracy to say:

"comedy is hard motherfuckers. leave it to the pros."

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:23 pm

I guess I must have missed the *rhetorical metaphor* of the illustration of a gunshot head. You know, it's like that shit licker Bank of America CEO said, I need to start thinking.

Barrelhse October 31, 2011 at 11:27 pm

These must be the same people who thought that "Cracked" magazine was funnier than "MAD."

user-of-owls October 31, 2011 at 11:28 pm

You guys are reading this all wrong. He didn't say they were injecting satire, but rather "satire humor." You know, on the same order as black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood.

flamingpdog October 31, 2011 at 11:37 pm

The wiki needs to update the "science" to include the fifth humor.

RadioOcupados November 1, 2011 at 12:56 am

Their humor and scientific reasoning have developed to about the same place.

tessiee October 31, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Explanation of how the hole depicted in the President's head is actually from a *surveyor's* bullet in 3… 2…

keepem_sikanpor November 1, 2011 at 12:09 am

I live in Loudoun County. I'm out of bourbon and rum. I thought last week was craptastic.

Beanball November 1, 2011 at 12:19 am

You're repeating yourself.

But given the circumstances, it's forgivable.

Negropolis November 1, 2011 at 1:51 am

Well, it is Virginia. You could always make your own.

aguacatero November 1, 2011 at 12:18 am

I lost my humor. I hate these people and I'm nauseated they walk among us.

Beanball November 1, 2011 at 12:23 am

A tourist's guide to scenic Loudon County is here: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/5

Spoiler: Not for the faint-hearted.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 1, 2011 at 12:29 am

Needz moar watermelons.

snackypants November 1, 2011 at 12:33 am

If you can't take a little assassination joke, then you need to lighten up!

RadioOcupados November 1, 2011 at 12:59 am

Because if there is one thing republicans are known for, it's their subtle sense of humor.

TanzbodenKoenig November 1, 2011 at 2:13 am

I for one welcome our new ovelord; President Sperman Came

schvitzatura November 1, 2011 at 2:20 am

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years

Or at least the last forty or so; see GOP "Southern strategy"…

Soylent Green November 1, 2011 at 2:43 am

What a way to lose a job. Oh well. Fox Nation can use more photoshoppers.

Soylent Green November 1, 2011 at 2:59 am

I googled for DubYa pics of similiar circumstance. How unamerican! They're on European web sites.

RadioOcupados November 1, 2011 at 5:00 am

Who needs photoshoppe and satire when you have this?

mavenmaven November 1, 2011 at 5:12 am

I suppose their not having portrayed him with a noose is a step forward for their world.

donner_froh November 1, 2011 at 5:29 am

Looks like the moderate wing of the Loudoun County Republicans won the fight about the Halloween card; the hard core wanted to use a photoshop of the President as a lynching victim.

horsedreamer_1 November 1, 2011 at 7:29 am

Thusly, Joe Klein and Mike Barnicle don't see what the big deal is.

Also, both sides do it, anyway.

Redhead November 1, 2011 at 7:19 am

":some individuals have interpreted an image of Barack Obama that appeared within the email as intending to portray the president as a victim of a violent crime. Nothing could be further from the truth"

Of course not – in their minds, it shows Obama as the guilty, deserving recipient of patriotic justice. I very much believe they never meant to portray him as a victim or anything else sympathetic.

LiveToServeYa November 1, 2011 at 9:05 am

Indeed. Someone should kindly send them the Wonkette Boener-as-Oompa-Loompa pic to show them how it's done. Perhaps send it to them many times for reinforcement.

not that Dewey November 1, 2011 at 9:08 am

So, Loudoun County is in Fake Virginia, but the Republican Party of Real Virginia has denounced the emailer? What a bunch of VINOs.

Plowmon November 1, 2011 at 9:23 am

But Nancy's looking better than she has in years!

DahBoner November 1, 2011 at 9:28 am

Hey, what's up? Is Detroit in the house?

Did you guys burn the motherfucker down again?

Negropolis November 1, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Halloween weekend fires down 44% from the previous year. Boo-yah!

freakishlywrong November 1, 2011 at 9:54 am

But..but..David Plouffe went on MTP and said Mittens didn't have a core! According to wingtards, that's much more incendiary than some little Halloween prank depicting POTUS as an assassinated zombie. Outrage! No core!

Ruhe November 1, 2011 at 10:07 am

" faulty artistic interpretation is the problem here"
Anybody else remember how Jack Kevorkian used to say that his paintings were not open to interpretation, they meant what he said they meant. Yeah, like that.

On a positive note, I think it is interesting that the bullet to the cranium seems to have not been sufficient to put the President down. Go! Zombie Obama!

Sharkey November 1, 2011 at 10:49 am

APRIL FOOLS!

BZ1 November 1, 2011 at 11:02 am

"Nothing could be further from the truth". Isn't that the GOP mantra?

thefrontpage November 1, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Hey, asshole moron idiot Loudoun County Republicans, Sell, the Virginia Republican Party and anyone involved in sending out this completely offensive thing: You are assholes. You didn't think that sending out a picture of the President as a zombie with a bullet wound in his head would be found stupid and offensive? You're that stupid? The Republicans in Loudound County should be dragged out to a public stock, and made up with make-up to look as if they were shot, and then displayed in the middle of the county at a busy intersection for six hours. That should get the point across. What a bunch of stupid morons in that county!

EBGrey November 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Sincere apology = "We are sorry we left that impression."

Insincere, douchbag apology = "We are sorry IF that was the impression that was left."

…Who left the impression? We don't know! But we sure are sorry, to the extent anyone actually had such an impression, which is highly unlikely.

carlgt1 November 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm

our idiocracy marches on….

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:38 pm

I'll only be offended if he doesn't die in prison.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 10:50 pm

"It's heritage, not hate." But their heritage is hate:

“Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery — the greatest material interest of the world.”

Sumfin to be proud of, fer shur.

RadioOcupados October 31, 2011 at 11:28 pm

To be sure Raven. Back then, they had to convince the vast majority of people who did not own slaves, that is was economically, or whatever, necessary to maintain the peculiar institution. Even to enter into bloodbath over it. So those propaganda techniques of fear and racism are nothing new. It makes the convolutions over a 3% marginal tax rate on the job creators seem like child's play.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:48 pm

Don't forget the very best free market meritocracy virtue: being born rich.

RavenRant October 31, 2011 at 11:54 pm

And of course, we didn't end slavery, we just exported it.

HogeyeGrex November 1, 2011 at 3:33 am

He could make up for it by just dying soon.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 8:46 am

Blackberry hedges represent a thorny dilemma, alright.

RavenRant November 1, 2011 at 8:54 am

"It's a fair cop."

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