This is a very inane video and we do not generally like to reward insipid topics like “interviews with Newt Gingrich” with more viewz, but this one is fun because it includes Newt having a giggle at Meghan McCain’s constant ridiculousness. Finally, a single theme that can bring America back together again! Who even cares what Mistress Meg said about Newt’s dumb campaign? The point is that she has No Clue. Even Newt Gingrich giggles when he thinks about her. EVEN NEWT GINGRICH GIGGLES AT HER, when she calls him stupid. And we laugh at Newt Gingrich all the time, so somehow these things multiply with one another like rabbits, on meth, having sex a hundred times per hour, to create infinite comedy.
Okay okay, Newt is still a rancid dingbat after all, nobody panic. Here he is in the second part of the interview talking about the Occupy Wall Street protests:
“Being angry about where we are, being angry about the economy, makes sense. But the idea that they somehow self-righteously represent the nation is not true. In fact I think some of them have patterns of vulgarity that I think are destructive. [Inaudible.] I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is, not just raising — making noise.”
Enjoy your Halloween in the sixth dimension, Newt! Or wherever it is that there is a Tea Party that is “study-oriented,” because it is not here on Earth. [Daily Caller]
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Wait until they find a pre-cancerous polyp on Callista. Newt will be all over Meghan by sundown.
Well now hold on, do we know what kind of credit line she has at Tiffany's yet?
Beer truck times infinity?
If Callista is sick, I predict that Newt will reprise "Breakfast at Tiffany's", and not the jewelry store. I mean his campaign aide.
The "study-oriented approach the Tea Party takes"? So Newt is on drugs.
He prefers a more rational approach to national problems, like getting a hummer from his secretary before handing his hospitalized wife divorce papers.
Yet we can all agree that Tiffany diamonds are the best!
Newtie & Callustra prefer Tiffany blood diamonds.
Aren't they all? Jukesgrrl prefers Diamonique.
"Make sure they come from an extra slaughter-y conflict zone, would you? They feel more special that way."
Who's Newt?
What's Newt with you?
Nope, I'm not saying a bad word about Meghan. : )
Megs may have the sheer ignorance of the real world that comes of being born into privilege in an unexamined life, but there's two things I really like about her.
They're that she's reasonable on social issues, and not hateful like most Republicans. Wait, what two things did you think I meant?
I dunno for sure, but I think they come in both left and right.
You are talking about her rack, right?
Full speed ahead on yanking Newt out with a hanger, though.
Who are you and what have you done with the real Barb?!
I wanted to see what I would look like with party manners on.
BOOOORRRIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!
I completely agree HistoriCat. It will never happen again, lol.
Get A Study-Oriented Approach, Morans!!!
some of them have patterns of vulgarity that I think are destructive.
Patterns of Vulgarity would be a good name for a really outrè fashion boutique.
With a specialty boutique for Slatterns of Vulgarity.
Poop, poopie, poop. How's that for a pattern? Mr. Newt Poopyhead?
Hell, I thought Patterns of Vulgarity was the title of a GWAR album.
Punk band? Performance art troupe? Situationist International cell?*
*h/t Ken Layne.
Nobody knows vulgarity like Newt.
With Newt's apparent affection for carbs, we can call his rhetorical diarrhea Vulgar Display of Flour.
I think Patterns of Vulgarity is a gay knittas group in SF.
Diamonds are indeed a girl's best friend?
When I first saw that, I thought it said, "Diamonds are an inbred girl's best friend." Too much South on the brain, I guess.
"study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken"
What the fucking fuck?? Those people can't even be bothered enough to read the soda labels to see how much HFCS they're sucking down.
Obviously, he's talking about their nuanced feelings about the 2nd amendment. WHY DO YOU HATE 'MURKA!!1!!
Which they can never even quote properly! Pet peeve.
Step 1: Study what pisses of "liberals"
Step 2: Do that.
Step 3: Profit!
"…patterns of vulgarity…."?! WTF, Newt? I had no interest in schlepping over the GWB until you said that – now you have my interest. But, seriously, Mr. Tiffany's, how 'bout some specifics – actual deeds and names of the perps. I don't want to make a trip for nothing.
Pink Ribbon Month is highly over-rated?
Who has the bigger tits? Newt or Megs?
Prolly Newt – especially if you count front and back, but Meggers has the bigger balls.
Needs a study-oriented approach.
I don't think you'd want to be the one who drew the short straw and had to "study" Newt. Just sayin.
Answer: "A Super New Special! This Sunday on E!"
Don't know, but I'd bet the rent money that Megs has the bigger balls.
Man-boobs:boobs::Dad-strength:power.
Pause it at 16 sec.
Hayzoos Kreesto. Douche vs. Doofus.
I bet he'd be happy to take a study-oriented approach of Meg's McHooters.
Newt, you are the vulgar one.
"I object to you. I object to knowledge without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
"I object to power without constructive purpose"?? I thought he converted to Catholicism. Guess I was wrong.
Ha, no, that was a quote from Spock that I directed at Newt.
If I was just walking down the street and saw a sign that said, "Republican Lawyer of the Year Awards" I would turn around and go the other way.
That's what I would do.
The teabaggers around Alpha Centauri are completely reasonable.
I think of Meghan, I think of nice, ripe casabas. Who could giggle at that???
Giggle, jiggle, whatever.
Marcus and Miss Lindsay? Or was it a rhetorical question?
You know, chick, I thought it was rhetorical. But I see what you mean.
study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is, not just raising — making noise.
Um, wibbly … wobbly …. timey … wimey …
I understood all those words. And, yet, the sequence they were presented in made no sense.
You're awfully close–Newt was, in fact, speaking about a Gallifreyan tea party.
In fact I think…
Wrong. Newt's ability to think has never been proven.
But his ability to pontificate is world class.
"…study-oriented approach…"
OMF Gaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is, not just raising — making noise.”
Newt seems to have mixed up Occupy Wall Street and the teabaggers.
I also agree with Newt that chocolate is delicious.
That interviewer is H-A-W-T. When I saw those breasts, I involuntarily stood up straight, clicked my heels together and saluted.
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cucumber-American….
Does that come in pink, and where is the remote?
She seems hot, but consider that she works for Tucker Carlson. She's no doubt some sort of young republican j-school grad living off daddums and mums cash and dreaming of fucking someone like Newtie. Or worse yet, Tucker. Think of Tucker or some other trustafarian with her lips wrapped around their pathetic little pecker, and the swelling will go down really quickly.
/ staggers for the brain bleach
and the bleach bleach.
I'm guessing she is 35% plastic.
Carrying in the back of your mom jeans a pocket-sized copy of the Constitution that you bought from Glenn Beck's web site does not constitute a "study-oriented approach."
Nor does placing your birth certificate in a Baggie and waving it around at a Congressional Town Hall.
how about stapling tea bags to shit? anything?
Today we are all giggling pink remote-controlled dildos.
Just what the Dok-tor ordered.
You want to add another thousand-fold multiplier to this chain? We laugh at bloated serial-adulterer Conserva-Grifter ™ Newt Gingrich; Newt laughs at Boobaliicous MTV-Generation Coonservative Pundit wannabee Megs McCain. And then, so far beneath the ludicrous Megs McCain that she cannot even see Megs from the pit of irrelevance and inanity in which she dwells, comes half-retarded slut-mother Alaskan Chastity Grifter Bristol Palin.
You misspelled luscious (Megan McCain).
Needz moar baconz. Kevin Baconz, that is.
You left out 'galumphing affront to the art of dance' from your description of Tit-Shimmy Palin.
Also, people with actual mental disabilities are far more admirable and worthy of respect than the stubbornly, willfully ignorant. Just sayin'.
It's "Tits Akimbo." Geez, try to keep up, would ya?
Megan is "Tits Akimbo", Bristol is "Tit-Shimmy". Fine distinctions.
Now, "Tits Akimbo" would be a pretty good band/performance art troupe/comedy improv group name.
I bet you added that Palin designation after I'd already commented. Cuz you're sneaky like that.
For $800 KBJ, I'm guessing its not Tax the Rich and End the Wars.
"But the idea that they somehow self-righteously represent the nation is not true."
Newt continued "I know that because self-righteously claiming to represent the nation is the GOP's job."
Yeah, Newt, they are just, like, humbly, trying "To Renew America". You fucking diseased pus-bag.
Smooth move, Newt. Dumb girls like vote for Republican windbags. So insulting them is proving HER point.
What are your thoughts on Perry's new 20% flot tox?
God, I hate people that talk like that.
I thought William F. Buckley was dead?
Needz moar "Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in your goddamn face and you’ll stay plastered."
For one second, before I remembered the Vidal/Buckley brouhaha, I thought you were quoting Breitbart.
BTW, if it had come to fisticuffs, Vidal would have mopped the floor with Buckley.
Because that young lady knows she ain't going to pay no Flat Tax.
Flat taxes are for flat people, so no.
I want to know when spitting on people and calling Congresspeople the n-word became the "study oriented approach." Newt sucks.
Hell, it probably took most of them until high school to learn how to spell "the n-word". 13 years of the best education that cheap shitty crackers grudgingly gave them, acting as if they had given them their all. But at least they could make the pointy hats out of bedsheets and have straight seams from their "learnin's" in home economics.
Ah, but you see, they've studied the videotapes of an entirely different day, and did not find those epithets, so that counts.
Well the Tards are now calling those little bugs that live in tall grass chiggras and feeling all politically correct.
"I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is, not just raising — making noise.”
BAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH (wipes tear from eye). You still got it Newt.
Comedy gold!
Thanks bacon!
I was too busy rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, to write a post!
I agree with Meghan on this issue, for exactly the same reason that I'm rooting for St. Louis tonight — by any objective measure I couldn't give a rat's patootie, so I'm going with the most superficial reasons and not devoting any more thought to it.
In the Cardinals' case it's because they're not from Texas or associated with Dubya. In Meghan's case it's because she's not Newt, who's been an insufferable prick since before Meghan was born.
Same here. My baseball cap says "NO MORE TEXANS".
Me too. The Cards may have helped kill my Pirates' dream of a winning season (for once), but I have to think of the greater good here.
Bingo.
This Tiger says "Go Cards!" You beat us in 2006, but you can be forgiven if you take down Dubya's beloved Walker Texas Rangers.
I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is…
Which is whatever right-wing propaganda they've happily absorbed, while watching their FAUX Nooze on the tv and listening to their bloated, pill-popping D.R. sex tourist on the radio.
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I thought you had to make noise when you bum rush town halls?
Slight difference though.
We laugh at Megs because she's a trust fund baby who thinks she's had exposure to the real world.
Newt laughs at her because she's a girl who thinks her ideas matter.
Ugh (Megs) & Uglier (Newt)
Hey Farrelly Brothers, here's your next movie. You're welcome.
Sure Newt, and I take a "study oriented" approach to my morning dump.
Speak for yourself. A lot of us read while we're doing that.
The tea party "Trying to figure what the answer is"? For some reason I'm reminded of my dog trying to get the tube sock off his head that I put on him when I'm drunk and bored.
Another mystery solved.
That was ME that ended up with the tube sock on his head . Had to have it cut off.
Now I want to buy a big crate of tube socks and pull them over the heads of tea partiers.
Dog IQ Test
Trust me, it's worth it. You'll rupture something laughing.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
I had seen that a while back and was trying to find it again without luck.
It seems that googling 'woman cartoonist stupid dog' doesn't narrow the field much.
I live to be of service.
I actually tried the "throw a blanket on your dog, see if he can get out". Eventually he did get out from under it, but I did do the "he must just like it under there!" justification for a while.
Perhaps it was an attempt at obedience?
"My lord and master seems to want me under this thing. Why else would he have put it on top of me? I better wait and see. Humans, who knows what they're thinking?."
Loved it.
"I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party "
And by "study-oriented" he means taking Limbaugh Studies 101 and Beckology 102 .
Study? Half of these people can barely write their name in the dirt with a stick!
Whatever, it's not like he doesn't have a thing for vacuous blondes.
By vacuous, I assume you mean in the oral sense.
"Study-oriented" approach:
Absorbing 12 hours of Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Shawn Hannity every day, listening to the Turner Diaries on tape, and watching Sarah Palin's Alaska.
I guess if baibul studeh via cliff-notes of Left Behind novels is what he means by "Study-oriented" then yes, the Teabaggers are indeed study-oriented.
"study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken"
I, for one, look forward to reading these studies when they are published. I hope Michele is a coauthor.
Newt might be the GOP's intellectual because he uses words like "fundamentally" but he's really just a suppurating polyptical analcyst.
The Tea Party's studious approach somehow did not involve being aware of naming itself for busting up corporate property. Because tax cuts, y'all!
I know. Whenever I mention to the Tea-inclined that the original Tea Party was a protest against a tax cut, they flatline.
Then their eyes flicker, they reboot, and start spewing out some other ration of pre-fabricated shit.
Fox and right wing radio have a lot to answer for, may they roast in eternal fire and brimstone.
I especially like the study-oriented approach the teabaggers are taking toward climate change. Look how they convinced Romney!
Have you seen Jon Stewart's take on the new climate change study done in Berkeley? Climategate was a fraud – and all the major networks ignored the new evidence.
He kept his train of thought without even taking his eyes off her (uhh, magnificent) breasts.
Newt/Breasts 2012!
"I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken"
Yes, they definitely seem to hew to the Socratic method, from everything I've seen.
They are the modern day Peripatetics on Hoverounds.
Tea Party – trying to figure out right answer – gah?
Mad-Libs with Bunuel and Tzara or Duchamp providing the words. Exquisite Corpse on a Hoveround. Ugh. Ouch. Stop. Really. Stop now.
The right answer is the preznit is s'posed to be a white man, a God intended. That's why it's called the White House!
Duh. School's out. Your welcome.
That portrait behind Newt—my god, is that his ancestor Toad Gingrich?
"Our Flounder"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Toad".
god this guy.
Newt: [inaudible]
we can dream, right?
EDIT: I'm gonna have to dissent with y'all and agree with Meg McCabe on this one. Newt is stupid.
Heh. When I was in 5th grade, I'd waste time drawing Hitler mustaches on the pictures in the textbook and call it "studying" too.
"Study-oriented" / "Scooter-oriented"
Tomayto, tomahto
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/nocatz/ca...
If the debates are anything to go by, what Newt thinks doesn’t amount to a hill of flatulence inducing beans.
The little witch Meg needs an "Eye of Newt" for her brew.
I'm in the middle of grading 100 exams from yesterday and it seems pretty clear that based on Newt's definition, my students are definitely not members of the Tea Party.
Making it to half the classes and buying a used copy of the text isn't enough??????
Based on the scores, seems more like they bought half a copy of the text and used to come to class.
Can we expect to see "Life Reeked with Joy: Volume II" on these pages soon?
I don't blame the hostess for wearing safety glasses, though earplugs may have been a better choice. Quite the rack though.
A peach of a pair.
Now I know haz the oldz. I noticed the safety glasses, but not the rack …
Perhaps you thought she was also wearing a safety *vest*.
AKA “birth control” glasses.—
The glasses were dual purpose; to make her look more intelligent (she *is* working for Tucker, after all) and to protect her from Newt spit. Catch a load of that in your eye and forget about your vision. As for the rack, nicely proportioned on a skinny kid, but damn shame she is associated with Tucker. Kinda takes the bloom off the rose so to speak. Can we hope she's secretly writing a book about infiltrating an annoying trust fundie prick's so called news organization? Probably not, but we lecherous old toads gotta dream…
…study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken…"
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
I guess they thought that watching Beck at his blackboard was "studying'.
Oh yeah, the Republican Lawyer Of The Year scene! I can never remember if that was in "The Mack" or "Super Fly."
"I much prefer the sort of study-oriented approach that the Tea Party has taken, where they’re actually trying to figure out what the answer is, not just raising — making noise.”
And after all that studying, the answer they inevitably come up with is…"Git that nigger out of the White House!"
So what the average TeaTard is doing, with his blowup doll, down in his mom's basement, is studying. Thanks for clarifying that for me Newt.
You left out 'remote-controlled pink dildo' and 'DVD of Tranny Hunter'.
Also, Cheetos.
So what the average TeaTard is doing, with his Cheeto stained blowup doll, down in his mom's basement..
:…study-oriented approach the Tea Party has taken…"
Why do I have this picture of the Newtster, dressed in a silk bathrobe, slightly open, sitting in a stuffed chair in his study, with a handful of Teatards, mouths agape, sitting on the floor at his feet in front of him …
Holy fuck…why DO you have a picture like that? Yeeesh!
Pepsi in one hand, pipe in the other, with Katherine Lopez and Jonah Goldberg sitting there with him, Brubeck playing on the hi-fi while Callista or Calypso or whatever blondies calling herself is out getting inflated to a D cup for a photo spread in the next issue…
ways to ensure your kid is never president:
(1) Name him something that leads to a stupid nickname he proudly adopts as the one people call him because his birthname sucks, e.g. Newt, Mitt.
(2) Have a non-white kid (pre-2008).
(3) Have a non-male kid (still good there).
(4) Raise him to be unwilling to give two shits about organized religion (Correction: raise him as a non-Christian).
(5) Make him short or fat; preferably both.
(6) Make him gay, or at least tolerant of gheyz.
(7) Make him even 1/4 as self-aware as the schizophrenic in the park.
Newt Gingrich doesn’t seem fazed by criticism from Meghan McCain that his campaign is just a “vanity project.”
“How would she have a clue?” asked the former Speaker of the House in a Wednesday interview with The Daily Caller.
Gingrich seemed surprised by the accusation from the Daily Beast columnist and daughter of Senator John McCain — especially since his poll numbers mirror her father’s in 2007.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Why is he being interviewed in front of a Boris Yeltsin portrait?
Boris? That's rock-n-rollin' Ev Dirksen!!
Me.
Like.
Tight.
Sweaters!!
OWS is just getting started, Newt. You'd be surprised how noisy Madame Guillotine is.
The Tea Party. Oh, yes, VERY studious! How else would we know that all of that evolution stuff is crazy talk, and that the earth is only 6,000 years old. I know that personally I have learned a great deal. Especially about the thought process of Teapublicans.
Coheretny…?
Is that a word?
I have a red squiggly line under it right now…?
(I too made up a word… Sylablonics… it is how words fit rhythmically in a song or poem… feel free as I am no Stephen Colbert)
Meggie is an supremely irritating, entitled, oblivious, addle-brained princess, but Newt is what you see when you turn over a rock.
And the constant pretense in the media that he is a 'serious thinker' and a 'big idea man'… Arrrgh! This repellant, grifting fraud makes Palin look like the soul of integrity. He's a dumb white supremacist cracker with the thinnest veneer of 'civilization'.
Newt Gingrich is angry-evil hate-troll. Meghan McCain is not. Evil slug-gnome Newt Gingrich doesn't have the right to laugh at anyone, let alone the harmlessly inane Meghan McCain.
Newt is one of the most vile human beings ever foisted upon the American political system. He is vulgarity personified, the nastiest fiend this side of the River Styx, the man whose only redeeming quality is that it is more likely that he was born a human and of woman than not.
Try that again and tell us how you really feel!
The only thing I will ever agree with Newton on is when he formally calls a press conference to admit and confess before god and man, alike, that he's never had the moral authority to lead anything ever, apologizes to Bill Clinton and every group of people he's ever demonized, and agrees to retire from politicans and go into exile in Needles, CA or some other corrugated metal shack desert hell-hole.
In all honesty, I feel pity for the man. Even in his 90's heyday he wasn't a top-shelf leader. Now, he just looks like a pitiful little bloated slug trying his best to keep his bought-and-paid for Stepford Wife in pearls, lest she stops acting like one when the pearls stop coming.
Big empty space between the upper and lower teeth needz to be filled.
Newt talks like he is the only person in the world that knows shit from Shinola. Well Newt, I've got news for you: Shinola is what one shines shoes with; and shit, is you.
In a properly organized universe, telling a whopper like Newt's depiction of the "study-oriented" baggers would have immediate physical-law consequences, like converting all his electrons to newtrinos (sorry), or causing a cartoon sign on a spring to emerge from his asshole, saying "YOU LIE, Newt Fucking Gingrinch".
I'm afraid our demiurge is seriously defective in some regards.
When did Daily Caller start hiring high school girls to do interviews?
She has to start her career path to MSM somewhere, nothing like learning how to play footsies with the man from a young age. She gets 3 Tiffany diamonds score for suitable affability and compliability.
Like, totally. OMG; like, Duh.
Tucker plies them with Mike's Hard Lemonade and bologna sandwiches. After that, they'll agree to anything.
Verily, bologna is the devil's meat.
Newt must be the first person to associate the Teaparty with a thought process.
Study-oriented? Ha! Good one Newtman.
Needs moar "Frankly".
The main take-home lesson from all this, is that rabbits on meth (and John Edwards) have sex a hundred times per hour. I gotta start using meth…
Also worth mentioning is that “Wall Street” had itself a history making month… profit wise! ooops!
Another thing: The internet now allows people to exercise freedom of speech anytime they wish. Why are these people allowed to threaten violence and mayhem by their constant presence and social interruptions? That’s not speech! That’s harassment and obstructionism. Not to mention the huge amounts of money they cost the cities! Use the internet for your “speech”, the 60s are long over. There is technology now!
Send these spoiled kids and “rent-a-mobs” home.
Next time, before you believe some college (who wants your money), do your own research… It not rocket science to see that 90% of these college degrees aren’t really worth squat in the $marketplace$! It’s not OUR fault you were stupid enough to believe a liberal arts degree was worth more than the paper printed upon. And let’s not forget ethnic and gender studies, the “value” of those subjects in society should be priceless!
I guess science is too hard and thus any degree will do?? lol
Why, yes, I AM sneaky like that, but I can't call Megs a 'galumphing affront to the art of dance' until she goes on DWTS.
It's only a matter of time, owls.
Ha ha ha!
It's official. We have two galumphers.
That constitutes a herd, doesn't it?
With these ladies, yes, two is a herd.
Full disclosure: I am no longer as svelte as I once was. But at their age, I was dangerous.
You: Ooo-la-la
Them: Moo-la-la
At some unspecified future date, I may post the french maid sketch I did back in the Ooo-la-la days.
*swoon*
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