NO COUNTRY FOR OLD BIGOTS  3:20 pm October 25, 2011

Islamophobe Nuts Decry Sharia Takeover of Nashville Hotel

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The Big Sharia conspiracy has even invaded chain hotels!

The vicious professional Muslim-haters of the anti-religious freedom organization “Preserving Freedom Conference” were all set to make their pretty pennies holding a sweaty, paranoid circle jerk for Islamo-fear fetishists at the Hutton Hotel in Nashville, but the mean venue owners canceled their booking contract after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots. This, of course, can mean only one thing: BLAME THE SHARIA WITCH MAGIC, and organizers promptly declared the hotel under the spell of Allah’s oppressor demons. 

From the Tennessean:

[Preserving Freedom Conference organizer Lou Ann] Zelenik said her group is being censored for opposing radical Islam, and the hotel’s action shows Shariah law is a threat to free speech.

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

See that? And as the rest of the article details, multiple establishments not only in Tennessee but even in Texas do not have “room at the inn” for these nitwits, same as that time baby Jesus had to sleep among the Apostles and their menagerie of pet dinosaurs in a shed, because of Sharia magic. [Tennessean]

 
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nounverb911 October 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Needs more commandments.

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

This is Tennessee we're talking about. The only "tablets" involved are Oxycontin.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm
OKthennext October 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Thou shalt not be a dipshit.

Barb October 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

I hope that no one is going to have to take a day off from working in the sequin mines there to come and protest.

AlterNewt October 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Those sequin miners. They always look so…festive.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm

it's all shiny baubles until you get Bedazzled Lung Syndrome.

jus_wonderin October 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm

You guys shouldn't make light of this.

My great Uncle Euless was crushed when a pallet of sequins cracked open on his head. He was just crushed, I say. But great Aunt Nettie, his wife, rubbed his feet and brought him a Vodka Tonic (or 4) and he was back on the docks the next morning.

He was a trooper that way. Always thinking of how he could make the world a smidgen more…sparkly.

MittsHairHelmet October 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I wish I could believe in ANYTHING as much these people believe in the all-powerful threat of sharia law.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Shakira on the other hand has two things I believe in.

Negropolis October 25, 2011 at 10:44 pm

You know, I wouldn't mind submitting to Shakira Law, at all, not even a little bit. Those hips don't lie, indeed. A candidate you can trust.

Gratuitous World October 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

no wonder they put grape leaves on the pillows.

Tundra Grifter October 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Oops – I thought that was an appetizer.

PoopFilledSquadCar October 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm

What do freedom preserves taste like?

nounverb911 October 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

The grapes of wrath?

Tundra Grifter October 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

The wrath of grapes.

Or, in this case, the gripes of wrath.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm

the writhe of grift.

Swampgas_Man October 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

The gift of gab.

Tundra Grifter October 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm

PP: Watch it.

Negropolis October 25, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Like Jesus. Just like Jesus. 'Cause…Jesus.

102415 October 26, 2011 at 1:10 am

Vaginal jelly?

nounverb911 October 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

So the first amendment is sharia law?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Sharia Law can't be all that bad, if it prevents these assholes from staging their ugly little Circle Jerk of Hate.

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Agreed. Maybe a hotel refusing to provide service to these xenophobic hate monkeys is a sign that there may be a hope for a return to sanity in this country.

hagajim October 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

What a shame…no room for nitwits. I wish the rest of America would wake up and do the same.

Indiepalin October 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Now I've missed my chance to hobnob with celebrities like Brevik-mentor Pam "Show Us Your Tits" Geller and TVs beloved Gopher.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Pam Geller? Didn't she develop anorexia after the producers told her to lose weight or be written out of the show?

Major Thom October 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

You're thinking of Uri Geller.

jus_wonderin October 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Spoon!

ShaveTheWhales October 25, 2011 at 11:17 pm

There is no spoon.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

What? You're asking me to leave? I feel this diner is under sharia law, so I'm going to sit here and finish my coffee.

RedneckMuslin October 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm

I was told to leave Breitbart so sharia law over there!

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm

If you're Andy Dicks, every bar in town is under sharia law.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I thought you were going to go out and find me a toe.

MrFizzy October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Getting an event canceled by a hotel in fucking Nashville has got to be the worst litmus test fail in Klan history.

Not_So_Much October 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Right? It's like being turned down for a lap-dance in Vegas while you're waving around a fistful of c-notes.

MrFizzy October 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Now THAT is funny

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Pac Man Jones approved of this message.

hagajim October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Islamophobe Nuts…are those sort of like Hazelnuts or more like Macadamia Nuts?

chicken_thief October 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

More like trucknutz, but not as smart.

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Walnuts.

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Brazil Nuts, but these asshats have a more peculiar name for them.

ProudLibunatic October 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I wish I didn't know what you were talking about.
(Thanks, Grandma!)

Boehneriffic October 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Yep. Opposite end to Rick Perry's hunting camp. And my 92 year old mom still uses the term.

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

My Grandma taught me too…

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm
GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Until 1970, I didn't realize that they were called Brazil Nuts.

SenileAgitation October 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Popular snack at Rick Perry's summer camp get togethers

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm

I've never tasted them. I've heard they're poisonous.

Barrelhse October 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Most like Shaved Teenage Rent-boy nuts

user-of-owls October 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Sour Grape-Nuts

SorosBot October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Sigh. Once again, free speech means the government can't censor what you say; it does not mean that private companies have to give you a platform to say it on.

Not_So_Much October 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm

So, no Nut Libelz?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 25, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Unless, maybe, you're in a private park in lower Manhattan. Funny how that works.

Must be something that pinko socialist Thomas Jefferson snuck in. The teabaggers know exactly what George Washington and Jesus intended; surely they're asking themselves, where's Tony "Famous Original" Scalia when you need him?

AlterNewt October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

I like the "Classic" freedom better. This new freedom is so confusing.

Gratuitous World October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

So Sharia Law is just companies making decisions motivated by profit?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Wall Street is under Sharia Law!!!

Blueb4sunrise October 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Looks like I speak for many when I say, "I love you."

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

So, they have to destroy the freedom in order to save it?

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

you can't make strawberry preserves without picking some strawberries.

or dingleberries in their case.

SexySmurf October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

You do not want to know what they do to guests who steal towels.

Pragmatist2 October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

He was afraid they would steal all the towels.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Or more probably, the sheets.

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

And pillow cases.

littlebigdaddy October 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

And you know they picked the Hutton Hotel because of the generous offerings of gay porn on its in-room entertainment system.

Callyson October 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

What, they're too chicken to Occupy the Mosque?

ManchuCandidate October 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

These idjits remind me of the biggest asshole customers I've had to deal with. They tend to be the type who always threaten to take away their business elsewhere when told they can't get what they want especially if they want something that is:
a) stupid
b) unreasonable
c) more costly than they want to pay which is most of the time
d) a combination of the above

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm

i would always tell customers, "i'm sorry you feel that way but i respect your decision."
in other words, "fine. whatever. piss off."

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I tell them,"Fine. Whatever. Piss off."

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

i needed the job too badly. when i worked at a convenience store i didn't even snap at the guy who compared me to Nazi soldiers who were "just following orders" when i wouldn't give him cash back on his debit card because we just didn't do that. i'm an angry person but somehow a patient one. i think i broke something after he left, though.

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm

I truly don't say shit like that… all of the time anyway… but I think it almost always…

ifthethunderdontgetya October 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

First they came for the dimwitted, paranoid bigots…
~

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

or did they?

Barrelhse October 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm

They missed a few.

HarryButtle October 25, 2011 at 6:10 pm

…and I couldn't rat out those pig-eyed fucktards fast enough.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 25, 2011 at 7:42 pm

… and then the dimwitted, paranoid bigots could not come for me. So it was cool.

Negropolis October 25, 2011 at 10:52 pm

…and I pointed them out to the authorities faster than Judas sold out Jesus.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

i think they're confusing capitalism with martial law. or something.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm

They would have loved Mussolini.

Callyson October 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Tickets for the event were $75 and $125.
I did not know Islamophobia was so lucrative. Guess *this* is the Republican jobs plan.

chicken_thief October 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

You gotta be shittin' – $75 and $125?!!

If hatin' on Sharia Law can commands that kind of fee, I think maybe, just maybe, it's insidious creeping into Amerika is beginning to piss me off, too.

C-T's RALLY AGIN CREEPING SHARIA LAW
Coming Soon to a Town Near You
Tickets – 20% off if bought in advance – $60 and $100
Gunz r welcome!!!

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Once, just once, I would love to hear one of these anti-freedom douchenozzles explain exactly what they think Sharia Law is. Because I can guarantee it will be nowhere close to the truth.

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

It's mooozlum! That's all you need to know!

RedneckMuslin October 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Yeah yeah, and Mormonism is not a cult.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Or Scientology either.

GunToting[Redacted] October 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Or Christianity.

SorosBot October 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

What I want to know how the fuck they can think there's actually a threat of fundamentalist Muslims actually implementing Shariah law in the United States, or even anyone who wants to. This is only in their paranoid racist delusions.

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

But if it wasn't for their paranoid racist delusions Wonkette would be a really boring website.

Steverino247 October 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Oh, I feel certain you could spice it up somehow…

SorosBot October 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm

We'd still have the "class warfare", various sex scandals and the consortium of idiots, lunatics, grifters and craven panderers running for the Republican nomination.

wondering where i am October 25, 2011 at 5:52 pm

This article gave me a clue about this obsession.

The suggestion that Shariah threatens American security is disturbingly reminiscent of the accusation, in 19th-century Europe, that Jewish religious law was seditious. In 1807, Napoleon convened an assembly of rabbinic authorities to address the question of whether Jewish law prevented Jews from being loyal citizens of the republic.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/03/opinion/dont-fe

Same bigotry and fear, new target.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 25, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Old target, actually. But yeah, a reliable recipe. The classics never change.

MrFizzy October 25, 2011 at 4:56 pm

I heard it has something to do with that singer who bellowed "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves". Married to a muslin named Sonny. I could be wrong, but I'm runnin' widit.

yyyaz October 25, 2011 at 5:34 pm

A moozlum repugnant who liked to ski. Don't see see too many of those.

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

And now their spawn is turning our children gay while dancing with a new penis. For shame!

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

"Freedom" vs. "Freedom Lite," the classic battle between "tastes great" and "less filling."

Trannysurprise October 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Some kind of fun lasts longer than others.

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LAUREN HUTTON!!!!!!!!!!

slithytoves October 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

I've been to Nashville many times and all I can say is, Shariah law would be an improvement.

Terry October 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Lou Ann Zelenik. That's a kinda foreign sounding name, isn't it?

RedneckMuslin October 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Sounds messican.

chicken_thief October 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Sounds Alaskunt to me. The first part, at least…

fuflans October 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

mr fuflans is a graduate of vanderbilt. just like lou ann. i am giving him unlimited shit.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm

She GRADUATED from something?

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:48 pm

So is Jay Cutler. Maybe that explains all the shit he takes.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Do you think Lou Ann's related to Michelle Malkin? They have similar attitudes and Malkin is one of them ferriners, too.

widestanceshakedown October 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

I feel your [desired orifice here] is under shariah law since you won't let me pump my freedoms into it whenever I want. Under the rights given me by the constitution, I will now liberate it and enjoy my righteously claimed spoils.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

This is blatant oppression of free speech, William Murray (chairman of the Preserving Freedom conference) said.

HAHAHAHA. Private company, doesn't apply. FREE MARKET, BITCHES.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Yeah, just ask the RonRand Paul pair about that!

finallyhappy October 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

So passing the Newseum today- I read the first amendment(because the letters are so damn big) and it begins "Congress shall make no law"- not "a business shall be required". How dumb are these people? I know- really fucking dumb.

glamourdammerung October 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Private companies are only free to discriminate against blacks and other groups that teabaggers hate. Otherwise it is a clear violation of the First Commandment. Or something.

See the Breitards that whine about their bans here for more examples.

PoopFilledSquadCar October 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm

These people probably check underneath their beds for Muslims before they go to sleep.

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 4:05 pm

The guys don't dare check their closets.

PoopFilledSquadCar October 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Or their back doors.

kissawookiee October 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

And they all have flannel sheets, just in case that one sign wasn't really misspelled.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm

It's worse then they think:

Just the other day, I went to the local Apple store, and they refused to give me a free i-Pad. Clearly, Apple is under Sharia Law.

And I won't even bother to tell you what my girlfriend refused to do for me last night. She also must be under Sharia Law!

kissawookiee October 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

My Sharona Law > Sharia Law, by a factor of the length of my thighs.

Mumbletypeg October 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm

after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots

I'm afraid they've misfired on what could be a golden tourist opportunity. I for one would show up with my camera, along w/ some fried peanuts for tossing to the flighty troglodyties.

WhatTheHeck October 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

No, no Lou Ann. The hotel didn’t want their bed sheets being used for the Freedom midnight meetings.

ApplesauceRobot October 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

And so they all went home to sign the petition keeping their county dry.

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Most "dry" counties have a thriving illegal moonshine industry in the deep woods. This is how and why NASCAR began.

This explains the old joke:

Q: What's the difference between a "wet" county and a "dry" county?

A: In a dry county, you can get a drink on Sunday.

Schmannnity October 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm

This wouldn't happen at a Hannity freedom concert. Hey, Charlie Daniels has a place in Nashville.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm

How about Hank Williams, Jr. I'm sure he has a ditty about Sharia Law he could contribute.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

As expected, the comments on the article are hilarious. A nice mix of reasonable people and right wing nutjobs.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm

I think that's called "fair and balanced."

Monsieur_Grumpe October 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

An event like this is better suited for a cruise ship anyway. May I suggest a ship that leaks or has routes in waters with lots of icebergs.

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

I agree with only half of what you say. I prefer a route off the Somali coast.

Imagine the pirates' surprise when they discover that not only will no one pay ransom for the "hostages," but the pirates will have to pay someone to remove them.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I'd pay for a video of Gopher talking about sharia law to an audience of pirates.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm

naw. the pirates will just cook the bigots up halal-style and sell the meat to Subway.

MissTaken October 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

With a side of Norovirus for the lulz.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

And a toilet paper shortage.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Sharia law in the bathroom!

YasserArraFeck October 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Sharia diarrhea

Steverino247 October 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

And make that ship with brittle steel while you're at it…

Barrelhse October 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm

May I recommend the Achille Lauro?

SayItWithWookies October 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

Personally I find it inspiring that this lady, to whom the most plain facts are apparently an unfathomable mystery, has risen above her disability to organize a conference. Now I just hope she goes back to knitting potholders and making ashtrays.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm

she probably knits ashtrays, too.

Dr_Zoidberg October 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Ah, Sharia law. Because this country is so totally going to go Muslim.

MonsterAGoGo October 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Surprises me they don't yell more like Know Nothing Partiers that the increasing numbers of Messicans will make us Catholic. Probably because, much as they hate the Messicans, they agree with Catholic hate of birth control and abortion. At least if we become Papist By Force they can agree on that. And hating gays.

Dr_Zoidberg October 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm

When you hate irrationally, there is so much to choose from.

OccupyFnChicken October 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Here's proof that some of the Founding Fathers were also pussies: They, too had to ignore their deepest, earnest desires to make those unEnlightened, Puritanistic-types SHUT THE FUCK UP — yet instead chose to placate them with their "endowed by their Creator" and a sop to their "establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

They should have cold said, "There is no God, cut this stupid shit out," but they didn't.

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Lou Ann went on to say

"and you're under Shariah law, and you're under Shariah law, And you two in the corner sitting and waiting for a cab are under Shariah law. I don't even know who you are but you're under Shariah law…"

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 4:50 pm

"This whole damn PLACE is under Sharia Law!!"

Chillwaver October 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

"They livin’ it up at the Hotel Shariafornia…"

Man, I hate the fucking Eagles.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Get out of my cab hotel!

prommie October 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

As do all right-thinking people.

Chillwaver October 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I thought all "right-thinking" people loved The Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alan Jackson, and pretty much every single shitty flavor of country music.

prommie October 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Make it "correctly-thinking people."

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

The Dude Abides.

chicken_thief October 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

But without the fucking Eagles, there would be no Eagles…

Sue4466 October 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” Zelenik said.

I feel that Zelenik is under the IQ of a box of hair.

Pretty sure my feeling is accurate.

OneYieldRegular October 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm

You'll excuse me if I decline to listen to braying about "Shariah law" by people whose idea of justice is somewhere to the right of Hammurabi's Code.

fartknocker October 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

How does Hank Williams Jr. feel about this?

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm

It's like Hitler attending a convention with Netanyahu and Stalin canceling their reservation.

PoopFilledSquadCar October 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Still thinkin' about Gretchen Carlson's tits.

Barrelhse October 25, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Bob Dylan is writing a song about the minarets in the Nashville skyline, while John Sebastion is releasing "Nashville Mullahs."

SorosBot October 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I don't see what they have against Mariah law; we all win when crazy hot chicks start stripping on national television.

prommie October 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Yesterday, my intestines were under Sharia law; I was sitting on the toilet all day, everything I ate ran right through me, and vicious cramps.

io9k9s October 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Well duh! CoCo Puffs and Chocolate milk are the right and left hand enforcers of Muslin God's Sharia law

finallyhappy October 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Were we at the same party in Alexandria(VA- not Egypt)?

DaRooster October 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE…
especially racist bigots and hateful slobber buckets!

Swampgas_Man October 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm

ESPECIALLY when they make our business look bad. Because that's what this is all about.

CommieLibunatic October 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm

I'll tell those freedom fighters the same thing I told my dog when he decided to spend all night whining and barking at some passing possum the other night at 4:00am:

SHUT UP

Limeylizzie October 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm

That was Pam Geller.

CommieLibunatic October 25, 2011 at 6:21 pm

I should've known! CURSE YOU, GELLER!!

Goonemeritus October 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Not to get all Barry Goldwater up in here but sometimes the free market does indeed work.

x111e7thst October 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm

There is no god but god and the Hutton Hotel is his Sharia venue.

carlgt1 October 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm

the poor hotel probably thought, it being Nashville, they were in town for a Sharia Twain concert!

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Man I feel like a Muslim.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Didn't she marry Jude Law?

YouBetcha October 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

I hope they update us heathens and let us know which fine Nashville establishment will be hosting their Conference/Jizzfest, so that I can adequately participate.

memzilla October 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I'm guessing KKKampgrounds of America.

poncho_pilot October 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

i hope they play Jizz Odyssey.

iburl October 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I'll start worrying about the fake-ass creeping Sharia as soon as all the repressive Christian laws are out of my life here in Texas.

BlueStateLibel October 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Needz moar cops with tear gas sending them on their way.

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Hey what's with all the sharia? It's like a Tennessee hotel in here!

Pres.Libunatic October 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

In other shocking news, |Distaste for Obama Grows in Tennessee. Like a Dem ever has a chance of winning the electoral vote in that state. Obama = Evil Shariah Magic. Pizza Man Cain = Pizza Man Magic and therefore OK.

Barrelhse October 25, 2011 at 4:55 pm

In other headlines, "Distaste for Tennessee grows in Barrelhse."

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Dear Barry:

After you finish bombing the majority of Tennessee out of existence, could you spare a couple of drones for Mississippi?

Much love,

EQ

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Considering that Al Gore could not carry the state, this is not a surprising revelation.

HistoriCat October 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

“This is not some local anti-Muslim group,” Murray said. “This was a responsible organization of national organizations meeting to discuss the issue of Shariah law.”

We're not some group of local yokel idiots! We're a national collection of idiots!

Also – no wonder Fred Grandy is bitter … he's still known as the guy who played Gopher on the Love Boat. Bet if he'd known the legs that would have, he would have demanded a more dignified name for the character.

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm

And to think, I registered as a Republiklan once so I could vote for him in a primary against Terry Braindead for Governor of Iowa.

whatupirondog October 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

My biscuits and gravy was a little cold this morning. I feel my work's cafeteria is now under Sharia Law.

fuflans October 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm

i don't want people like this to get their america back.

Steverino247 October 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Hey, William J. Murray! Must be a bitch having to make a living doing something besides bashing your dead mother (who was Madalyn Murray O'Hair for those of you without a program) for being an atheist. Now that she's gone, you've had to find some new lie to tell, you bastard.

RadioOcupados October 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Needs moar backdoor sharia.

baconzgood October 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Now that's what I'm talkin' about BABY!

not that Dewey October 26, 2011 at 12:21 am

Let the Creeping and Nibbling begin!

user-of-owls October 26, 2011 at 12:25 am

One more reason to hate termites: They're islamofascist sharia shovelers!

UnholyMoses October 25, 2011 at 4:27 pm

These people shout "SHARIA LAW!!!" every time they don't get their way in much the same manner four-year-old kids yell "THAT'SNOTFAIR!!" every time they don't get their way.

Of course, the average four year old has more common sense and knowledge of the world than these clowns, but still, the comparison holds.

Oh, and I much prefer Shakira Law — it has a much, much better ass.

iburl October 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

I'd like to see Shakira Law all across my fruited plain.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

It does have that, "You are not the boss of me!!!" ring to it.

Antispandex October 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm

"….after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots."

In Nashville? What is the world coming to?

GOPCrusher October 25, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Getting as bad as Hammond, Indiana.

El Pinche October 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Wait till the wingtard racists find out that their favorite corporations (e.g. IBM, Microsoft, Lockheed-Martin, etc) are chalk full of the muslins who use prayer rooms ,etc.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Not to mention the Pentagon. Someone should explain to these people that they are a day late and a dollar short. Their national defense if already under Sharia Law.

joobajooba October 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Maybe someone checked their credit rating.

glamourdammerung October 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Someone needs to tell these morons that sharia law does not mean "anything you dislike". Of course, as conservatives have no desire to be honest, it would not change anything but it might be amusing to see their mean little faces pinch up some more.

glamourdammerung October 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

The hotel I was at this weekend clearly was under the sway of Sharia Law as well. Not only did they insist I wear pants in the hallways, they stopped serving booze at 11:00 in their bar.

donner_froh October 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Tennessee is overrun with bible colleges, Christian bookstores, fundamentalist storefront churches, fundamentalist mega-churches, Southern Baptists and other fuckwits.

If anyone actually wanted to implement Sharia Law they wouldn't start in Tennessee

Nostrildamus October 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Do I detect disapproval of sweaty, paranoid circle jerks?

Rotundo_ October 25, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Even though they are a fine tradition in most places, yup.

Nostrildamus October 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm

We have sharia law over here so we don't have to have it over there.

Mort_Sinclair October 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Know what else I feel is under Sharia Law?

Nostrildamus October 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Hey, don't feel down there!

wondering where i am October 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm

Jude Law?

Ducksworthy October 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm

But the folks at Weird Nut Daily have now proven that Occupy Orlando is in league with CAIR.

owhatever October 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Now for a song from Hank Williams Junior.

user-of-owls October 25, 2011 at 7:05 pm

In making a decision based on profit motives, the hotel has shown itself to be under the Sharia Law of Supply and Demand

fletc3her October 25, 2011 at 7:17 pm

When bigotry is outlawed only outlaws will be bigots.

buffalogal October 25, 2011 at 7:46 pm

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law.” And therefore, it must be true.

ttommyunger October 25, 2011 at 8:57 pm

I hear the Hotel California would love to host them. They would fit right in.

Negropolis October 25, 2011 at 10:37 pm

"Preserving Freedom Conference"

Surely, we have succeeded Orwell's wildest, fevered nightmares, because the very last thing Christianists want to do is "preserve freedom". This is where they find common ground with Islamists and all of the other religious-ists.

"Zelenik", eh? That doesn't sound very American (WASPish) to me…

Generation[redacted] October 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

cha cha cha!

jus_wonderin October 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

The gaggle of gimps?

user-of-owls October 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm

That's just sour grapes.

Tundra Grifter October 26, 2011 at 9:08 am

If it wasn't for sour grapes,

I wouldn't have no grapes at all.

poncho_pilot October 26, 2011 at 3:21 pm

so you're a grape nut?

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