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Islamophobe Nuts Decry Sharia Takeover of Nashville Hotel

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The Big Sharia conspiracy has even invaded chain hotels!

The vicious professional Muslim-haters of the anti-religious freedom organization “Preserving Freedom Conference” were all set to make their pretty pennies holding a sweaty, paranoid circle jerk for Islamo-fear fetishists at the Hutton Hotel in Nashville, but the mean venue owners canceled their booking contract after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots. This, of course, can mean only one thing: BLAME THE SHARIA WITCH MAGIC, and organizers promptly declared the hotel under the spell of Allah’s oppressor demons. 

From the Tennessean:

[Preserving Freedom Conference organizer Lou Ann] Zelenik said her group is being censored for opposing radical Islam, and the hotel’s action shows Shariah law is a threat to free speech.

“I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

See that? And as the rest of the article details, multiple establishments not only in Tennessee but even in Texas do not have “room at the inn” for these nitwits, same as that time baby Jesus had to sleep among the Apostles and their menagerie of pet dinosaurs in a shed, because of Sharia magic. [Tennessean]

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  • nounverb911

    Needs more commandments.

    • memzilla

      This is Tennessee we're talking about. The only "tablets" involved are Oxycontin.

    • poncho_pilot
    • OKthennext

      Thou shalt not be a dipshit.

  • Barb

    I hope that no one is going to have to take a day off from working in the sequin mines there to come and protest.

    • AlterNewt

      Those sequin miners. They always look so…festive.

      • poncho_pilot

        it's all shiny baubles until you get Bedazzled Lung Syndrome.

        • jus_wonderin

          You guys shouldn't make light of this.

          My great Uncle Euless was crushed when a pallet of sequins cracked open on his head. He was just crushed, I say. But great Aunt Nettie, his wife, rubbed his feet and brought him a Vodka Tonic (or 4) and he was back on the docks the next morning.

          He was a trooper that way. Always thinking of how he could make the world a smidgen more…sparkly.

  • MittsHairHelmet

    I wish I could believe in ANYTHING as much these people believe in the all-powerful threat of sharia law.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      Shakira on the other hand has two things I believe in.

      • Negropolis

        You know, I wouldn't mind submitting to Shakira Law, at all, not even a little bit. Those hips don't lie, indeed. A candidate you can trust.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    no wonder they put grape leaves on the pillows.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Oops – I thought that was an appetizer.

  • http://wonkette.com PoopFilledSquadCar

    What do freedom preserves taste like?

    • nounverb911

      The grapes of wrath?

      • Tundra Grifter

        The wrath of grapes.

        Or, in this case, the gripes of wrath.

        • poncho_pilot

          the writhe of grift.

          • Swampgas_Man

            The gift of gab.

          • jus_wonderin

            The gaggle of gimps?

          • Tundra Grifter

            PP: Watch it.

          • user-of-owls

            That's just sour grapes.

          • Tundra Grifter

            If it wasn't for sour grapes,

            I wouldn't have no grapes at all.

          • poncho_pilot

            so you're a grape nut?

    • Negropolis

      Like Jesus. Just like Jesus. 'Cause…Jesus.

    • 102415

      Vaginal jelly?

  • nounverb911

    So the first amendment is sharia law?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Sharia Law can't be all that bad, if it prevents these assholes from staging their ugly little Circle Jerk of Hate.

      • GOPCrusher

        Agreed. Maybe a hotel refusing to provide service to these xenophobic hate monkeys is a sign that there may be a hope for a return to sanity in this country.

  • hagajim

    What a shame…no room for nitwits. I wish the rest of America would wake up and do the same.

  • Indiepalin

    Now I've missed my chance to hobnob with celebrities like Brevik-mentor Pam "Show Us Your Tits" Geller and TVs beloved Gopher.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Pam Geller? Didn't she develop anorexia after the producers told her to lose weight or be written out of the show?

      • Major Thom

        You're thinking of Uri Geller.

        • jus_wonderin

          Spoon!

          • ShaveTheWhales

            There is no spoon.

  • Generation[redacted]

    What? You're asking me to leave? I feel this diner is under sharia law, so I'm going to sit here and finish my coffee.

    • RedneckMuslin

      I was told to leave Breitbart so sharia law over there!

      • Generation[redacted]

        If you're Andy Dicks, every bar in town is under sharia law.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I thought you were going to go out and find me a toe.

  • MrFizzy

    Getting an event canceled by a hotel in fucking Nashville has got to be the worst litmus test fail in Klan history.

    • Not_So_Much

      Right? It's like being turned down for a lap-dance in Vegas while you're waving around a fistful of c-notes.

      • MrFizzy

        Now THAT is funny

      • GOPCrusher

        Pac Man Jones approved of this message.

  • hagajim

    Islamophobe Nuts…are those sort of like Hazelnuts or more like Macadamia Nuts?

    • chicken_thief

      More like trucknutz, but not as smart.

    • DaRooster

      Walnuts.

    • MissTaken

      Brazil Nuts, but these asshats have a more peculiar name for them.

      • http://Wonkette.com ProudLibunatic

        I wish I didn't know what you were talking about.
        (Thanks, Grandma!)

        • Boehneriffic

          Yep. Opposite end to Rick Perry's hunting camp. And my 92 year old mom still uses the term.

        • GOPCrusher

          Until 1970, I didn't realize that they were called Brazil Nuts.

      • SenileAgitation

        Popular snack at Rick Perry's summer camp get togethers

    • Jukesgrrl

      I've never tasted them. I've heard they're poisonous.

    • Barrelhse

      Most like Shaved Teenage Rent-boy nuts

    • user-of-owls

      Sour Grape-Nuts

  • SorosBot

    Sigh. Once again, free speech means the government can't censor what you say; it does not mean that private companies have to give you a platform to say it on.

    • Not_So_Much

      So, no Nut Libelz?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Unless, maybe, you're in a private park in lower Manhattan. Funny how that works.

      Must be something that pinko socialist Thomas Jefferson snuck in. The teabaggers know exactly what George Washington and Jesus intended; surely they're asking themselves, where's Tony "Famous Original" Scalia when you need him?

  • AlterNewt

    I like the "Classic" freedom better. This new freedom is so confusing.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    So Sharia Law is just companies making decisions motivated by profit?

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Wall Street is under Sharia Law!!!

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Looks like I speak for many when I say, "I love you."

  • memzilla

    So, they have to destroy the freedom in order to save it?

    • MissTaken

      you can't make strawberry preserves without picking some strawberries.

      or dingleberries in their case.

  • SexySmurf

    “I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

    You do not want to know what they do to guests who steal towels.

  • Pragmatist2

    He was afraid they would steal all the towels.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Or more probably, the sheets.

      • GOPCrusher

        And pillow cases.

  • littlebigdaddy

    And you know they picked the Hutton Hotel because of the generous offerings of gay porn on its in-room entertainment system.

  • Callyson

    What, they're too chicken to Occupy the Mosque?

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    These idjits remind me of the biggest asshole customers I've had to deal with. They tend to be the type who always threaten to take away their business elsewhere when told they can't get what they want especially if they want something that is:
    a) stupid
    b) unreasonable
    c) more costly than they want to pay which is most of the time
    d) a combination of the above

    • poncho_pilot

      i would always tell customers, "i'm sorry you feel that way but i respect your decision."
      in other words, "fine. whatever. piss off."

      • DaRooster

        I tell them,"Fine. Whatever. Piss off."

        • poncho_pilot

          i needed the job too badly. when i worked at a convenience store i didn't even snap at the guy who compared me to Nazi soldiers who were "just following orders" when i wouldn't give him cash back on his debit card because we just didn't do that. i'm an angry person but somehow a patient one. i think i broke something after he left, though.

          • DaRooster

            I truly don't say shit like that… all of the time anyway… but I think it almost always…

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    First they came for the dimwitted, paranoid bigots…
    ~

    • poncho_pilot

      or did they?

    • Barrelhse

      They missed a few.

    • HarryButtle

      …and I couldn't rat out those pig-eyed fucktards fast enough.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      … and then the dimwitted, paranoid bigots could not come for me. So it was cool.

    • Negropolis

      …and I pointed them out to the authorities faster than Judas sold out Jesus.

  • poncho_pilot

    i think they're confusing capitalism with martial law. or something.

    • Jukesgrrl

      They would have loved Mussolini.

  • Callyson

    Tickets for the event were $75 and $125.
    I did not know Islamophobia was so lucrative. Guess *this* is the Republican jobs plan.

    • chicken_thief

      You gotta be shittin' – $75 and $125?!!

      If hatin' on Sharia Law can commands that kind of fee, I think maybe, just maybe, it's insidious creeping into Amerika is beginning to piss me off, too.

      C-T's RALLY AGIN CREEPING SHARIA LAW
      Coming Soon to a Town Near You
      Tickets – 20% off if bought in advance – $60 and $100
      Gunz r welcome!!!

  • MissTaken

    Once, just once, I would love to hear one of these anti-freedom douchenozzles explain exactly what they think Sharia Law is. Because I can guarantee it will be nowhere close to the truth.

    • baconzgood

      It's mooozlum! That's all you need to know!

    • RedneckMuslin

      Yeah yeah, and Mormonism is not a cult.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Or Scientology either.

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        Or Christianity.

    • SorosBot

      What I want to know how the fuck they can think there's actually a threat of fundamentalist Muslims actually implementing Shariah law in the United States, or even anyone who wants to. This is only in their paranoid racist delusions.

      • MissTaken

        But if it wasn't for their paranoid racist delusions Wonkette would be a really boring website.

        • Steverino247

          Oh, I feel certain you could spice it up somehow…

        • SorosBot

          We'd still have the "class warfare", various sex scandals and the consortium of idiots, lunatics, grifters and craven panderers running for the Republican nomination.

      • wondering where i am

        This article gave me a clue about this obsession.

        The suggestion that Shariah threatens American security is disturbingly reminiscent of the accusation, in 19th-century Europe, that Jewish religious law was seditious. In 1807, Napoleon convened an assembly of rabbinic authorities to address the question of whether Jewish law prevented Jews from being loyal citizens of the republic.
        http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/03/opinion/dont-fe

        Same bigotry and fear, new target.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Old target, actually. But yeah, a reliable recipe. The classics never change.

    • MrFizzy

      I heard it has something to do with that singer who bellowed "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves". Married to a muslin named Sonny. I could be wrong, but I'm runnin' widit.

      • yyyaz

        A moozlum repugnant who liked to ski. Don't see see too many of those.

      • MissTaken

        And now their spawn is turning our children gay while dancing with a new penis. For shame!

  • memzilla

    "Freedom" vs. "Freedom Lite," the classic battle between "tastes great" and "less filling."

  • Trannysurprise

    Some kind of fun lasts longer than others.

  • baconzgood

    NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LAUREN HUTTON!!!!!!!!!!

  • slithytoves

    I've been to Nashville many times and all I can say is, Shariah law would be an improvement.

  • Terry

    Lou Ann Zelenik. That's a kinda foreign sounding name, isn't it?

    • RedneckMuslin

      Sounds messican.

    • chicken_thief

      Sounds Alaskunt to me. The first part, at least…

    • fuflans

      mr fuflans is a graduate of vanderbilt. just like lou ann. i am giving him unlimited shit.

      • Jukesgrrl

        She GRADUATED from something?

      • GOPCrusher

        So is Jay Cutler. Maybe that explains all the shit he takes.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Do you think Lou Ann's related to Michelle Malkin? They have similar attitudes and Malkin is one of them ferriners, too.

  • widestanceshakedown

    I feel your [desired orifice here] is under shariah law since you won't let me pump my freedoms into it whenever I want. Under the rights given me by the constitution, I will now liberate it and enjoy my righteously claimed spoils.

  • elviouslyqueer

    This is blatant oppression of free speech, William Murray (chairman of the Preserving Freedom conference) said.

    HAHAHAHA. Private company, doesn't apply. FREE MARKET, BITCHES.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Yeah, just ask the RonRand Paul pair about that!

    • finallyhappy

      So passing the Newseum today- I read the first amendment(because the letters are so damn big) and it begins "Congress shall make no law"- not "a business shall be required". How dumb are these people? I know- really fucking dumb.

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Private companies are only free to discriminate against blacks and other groups that teabaggers hate. Otherwise it is a clear violation of the First Commandment. Or something.

      See the Breitards that whine about their bans here for more examples.

  • http://wonkette.com PoopFilledSquadCar

    These people probably check underneath their beds for Muslims before they go to sleep.

    • DaRooster

      The guys don't dare check their closets.

      • http://wonkette.com PoopFilledSquadCar

        Or their back doors.

    • kissawookiee

      And they all have flannel sheets, just in case that one sign wasn't really misspelled.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    It's worse then they think:

    Just the other day, I went to the local Apple store, and they refused to give me a free i-Pad. Clearly, Apple is under Sharia Law.

    And I won't even bother to tell you what my girlfriend refused to do for me last night. She also must be under Sharia Law!

    • kissawookiee

      My Sharona Law > Sharia Law, by a factor of the length of my thighs.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots

    I'm afraid they've misfired on what could be a golden tourist opportunity. I for one would show up with my camera, along w/ some fried peanuts for tossing to the flighty troglodyties.

  • WhatTheHeck

    No, no Lou Ann. The hotel didn’t want their bed sheets being used for the Freedom midnight meetings.

  • ApplesauceRobot

    And so they all went home to sign the petition keeping their county dry.

    • memzilla

      Most "dry" counties have a thriving illegal moonshine industry in the deep woods. This is how and why NASCAR began.

      This explains the old joke:

      Q: What's the difference between a "wet" county and a "dry" county?

      A: In a dry county, you can get a drink on Sunday.

  • Schmannnity

    This wouldn't happen at a Hannity freedom concert. Hey, Charlie Daniels has a place in Nashville.

    • Jukesgrrl

      How about Hank Williams, Jr. I'm sure he has a ditty about Sharia Law he could contribute.

  • Generation[redacted]

    As expected, the comments on the article are hilarious. A nice mix of reasonable people and right wing nutjobs.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I think that's called "fair and balanced."

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    An event like this is better suited for a cruise ship anyway. May I suggest a ship that leaks or has routes in waters with lots of icebergs.

    • memzilla

      I agree with only half of what you say. I prefer a route off the Somali coast.

      Imagine the pirates' surprise when they discover that not only will no one pay ransom for the "hostages," but the pirates will have to pay someone to remove them.

      • Generation[redacted]

        I'd pay for a video of Gopher talking about sharia law to an audience of pirates.

      • poncho_pilot

        naw. the pirates will just cook the bigots up halal-style and sell the meat to Subway.

    • MissTaken

      With a side of Norovirus for the lulz.

      • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

        And a toilet paper shortage.

        • Generation[redacted]

          Sharia law in the bathroom!

          • YasserArraFeck

            Sharia diarrhea

          • Generation[redacted]

            cha cha cha!

    • Steverino247

      And make that ship with brittle steel while you're at it…

    • Barrelhse

      May I recommend the Achille Lauro?

  • SayItWithWookies

    “I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” she said.

    Personally I find it inspiring that this lady, to whom the most plain facts are apparently an unfathomable mystery, has risen above her disability to organize a conference. Now I just hope she goes back to knitting potholders and making ashtrays.

    • poncho_pilot

      she probably knits ashtrays, too.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Ah, Sharia law. Because this country is so totally going to go Muslim.

    • MonsterAGoGo

      Surprises me they don't yell more like Know Nothing Partiers that the increasing numbers of Messicans will make us Catholic. Probably because, much as they hate the Messicans, they agree with Catholic hate of birth control and abortion. At least if we become Papist By Force they can agree on that. And hating gays.

      • Dr_Zoidberg

        When you hate irrationally, there is so much to choose from.

  • OccupyFnChicken

    Here's proof that some of the Founding Fathers were also pussies: They, too had to ignore their deepest, earnest desires to make those unEnlightened, Puritanistic-types SHUT THE FUCK UP — yet instead chose to placate them with their "endowed by their Creator" and a sop to their "establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

    They should have cold said, "There is no God, cut this stupid shit out," but they didn't.

  • baconzgood

    Lou Ann went on to say

    "and you're under Shariah law, and you're under Shariah law, And you two in the corner sitting and waiting for a cab are under Shariah law. I don't even know who you are but you're under Shariah law…"

    • DaRooster

      "This whole damn PLACE is under Sharia Law!!"

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    "They livin’ it up at the Hotel Shariafornia…"

    Man, I hate the fucking Eagles.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Get out of my cab hotel!

    • prommie

      As do all right-thinking people.

      • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

        I thought all "right-thinking" people loved The Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alan Jackson, and pretty much every single shitty flavor of country music.

        • prommie

          Make it "correctly-thinking people."

    • baconzgood

      The Dude Abides.

    • chicken_thief

      But without the fucking Eagles, there would be no Eagles…

  • Sue4466

    “I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law,” Zelenik said.

    I feel that Zelenik is under the IQ of a box of hair.

    Pretty sure my feeling is accurate.

  • OneYieldRegular

    You'll excuse me if I decline to listen to braying about "Shariah law" by people whose idea of justice is somewhere to the right of Hammurabi's Code.

  • fartknocker

    How does Hank Williams Jr. feel about this?

    • Generation[redacted]

      It's like Hitler attending a convention with Netanyahu and Stalin canceling their reservation.

    • http://wonkette.com PoopFilledSquadCar

      Still thinkin' about Gretchen Carlson's tits.

    • Barrelhse

      Bob Dylan is writing a song about the minarets in the Nashville skyline, while John Sebastion is releasing "Nashville Mullahs."

  • SorosBot

    I don't see what they have against Mariah law; we all win when crazy hot chicks start stripping on national television.

  • prommie

    Yesterday, my intestines were under Sharia law; I was sitting on the toilet all day, everything I ate ran right through me, and vicious cramps.

    • io9k9s

      Well duh! CoCo Puffs and Chocolate milk are the right and left hand enforcers of Muslin God's Sharia law

    • finallyhappy

      Were we at the same party in Alexandria(VA- not Egypt)?

  • DaRooster

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE…
    especially racist bigots and hateful slobber buckets!

    • Swampgas_Man

      ESPECIALLY when they make our business look bad. Because that's what this is all about.

  • CommieLibunatic

    I'll tell those freedom fighters the same thing I told my dog when he decided to spend all night whining and barking at some passing possum the other night at 4:00am:

    SHUT UP

  • Goonemeritus

    Not to get all Barry Goldwater up in here but sometimes the free market does indeed work.

  • x111e7thst

    There is no god but god and the Hutton Hotel is his Sharia venue.

  • carlgt1

    the poor hotel probably thought, it being Nashville, they were in town for a Sharia Twain concert!

    • baconzgood

      Man I feel like a Muslim.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Didn't she marry Jude Law?

  • YouBetcha

    I hope they update us heathens and let us know which fine Nashville establishment will be hosting their Conference/Jizzfest, so that I can adequately participate.

    • memzilla

      I'm guessing KKKampgrounds of America.

    • poncho_pilot

      i hope they play Jizz Odyssey.

  • iburl

    I'll start worrying about the fake-ass creeping Sharia as soon as all the repressive Christian laws are out of my life here in Texas.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Needz moar cops with tear gas sending them on their way.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Hey what's with all the sharia? It's like a Tennessee hotel in here!

  • http://wonkette.com Pres.Libunatic

    In other shocking news, |Distaste for Obama Grows in Tennessee. Like a Dem ever has a chance of winning the electoral vote in that state. Obama = Evil Shariah Magic. Pizza Man Cain = Pizza Man Magic and therefore OK.

    • Barrelhse

      In other headlines, "Distaste for Tennessee grows in Barrelhse."

    • elviouslyqueer

      Dear Barry:

      After you finish bombing the majority of Tennessee out of existence, could you spare a couple of drones for Mississippi?

      Much love,

      EQ

    • GOPCrusher

      Considering that Al Gore could not carry the state, this is not a surprising revelation.

  • HistoriCat

    “This is not some local anti-Muslim group,” Murray said. “This was a responsible organization of national organizations meeting to discuss the issue of Shariah law.”

    We're not some group of local yokel idiots! We're a national collection of idiots!

    Also – no wonder Fred Grandy is bitter … he's still known as the guy who played Gopher on the Love Boat. Bet if he'd known the legs that would have, he would have demanded a more dignified name for the character.

    • GOPCrusher

      And to think, I registered as a Republiklan once so I could vote for him in a primary against Terry Braindead for Governor of Iowa.

  • whatupirondog

    My biscuits and gravy was a little cold this morning. I feel my work's cafeteria is now under Sharia Law.

  • fuflans

    i don't want people like this to get their america back.

  • Steverino247

    Hey, William J. Murray! Must be a bitch having to make a living doing something besides bashing your dead mother (who was Madalyn Murray O'Hair for those of you without a program) for being an atheist. Now that she's gone, you've had to find some new lie to tell, you bastard.

  • RadioOcupados

    Needs moar backdoor sharia.

    • baconzgood

      Now that's what I'm talkin' about BABY!

    • not that Dewey

      Let the Creeping and Nibbling begin!

      • user-of-owls

        One more reason to hate termites: They're islamofascist sharia shovelers!

  • UnholyMoses

    These people shout "SHARIA LAW!!!" every time they don't get their way in much the same manner four-year-old kids yell "THAT'SNOTFAIR!!" every time they don't get their way.

    Of course, the average four year old has more common sense and knowledge of the world than these clowns, but still, the comparison holds.

    Oh, and I much prefer Shakira Law — it has a much, much better ass.

    • iburl

      I'd like to see Shakira Law all across my fruited plain.

    • Jukesgrrl

      It does have that, "You are not the boss of me!!!" ring to it.

  • Antispandex

    "….after they realized it might be bad for business to be seen hosting a gathering of feverish bigots."

    In Nashville? What is the world coming to?

    • GOPCrusher

      Getting as bad as Hammond, Indiana.

  • El Pinche

    Wait till the wingtard racists find out that their favorite corporations (e.g. IBM, Microsoft, Lockheed-Martin, etc) are chalk full of the muslins who use prayer rooms ,etc.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Not to mention the Pentagon. Someone should explain to these people that they are a day late and a dollar short. Their national defense if already under Sharia Law.

  • joobajooba

    Maybe someone checked their credit rating.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    Someone needs to tell these morons that sharia law does not mean "anything you dislike". Of course, as conservatives have no desire to be honest, it would not change anything but it might be amusing to see their mean little faces pinch up some more.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    The hotel I was at this weekend clearly was under the sway of Sharia Law as well. Not only did they insist I wear pants in the hallways, they stopped serving booze at 11:00 in their bar.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Tennessee is overrun with bible colleges, Christian bookstores, fundamentalist storefront churches, fundamentalist mega-churches, Southern Baptists and other fuckwits.

    If anyone actually wanted to implement Sharia Law they wouldn't start in Tennessee

  • Nostrildamus

    Do I detect disapproval of sweaty, paranoid circle jerks?

    • Rotundo_

      Even though they are a fine tradition in most places, yup.

  • Nostrildamus

    We have sharia law over here so we don't have to have it over there.

  • Mort_Sinclair

    Know what else I feel is under Sharia Law?

    • Nostrildamus

      Hey, don't feel down there!

    • wondering where i am

      Jude Law?

  • Ducksworthy

    But the folks at Weird Nut Daily have now proven that Occupy Orlando is in league with CAIR.

  • owhatever

    Now for a song from Hank Williams Junior.

  • user-of-owls

    In making a decision based on profit motives, the hotel has shown itself to be under the Sharia Law of Supply and Demand

  • fletc3her

    When bigotry is outlawed only outlaws will be bigots.

  • buffalogal

    “I feel the Hutton is now under Shariah law.” And therefore, it must be true.

  • ttommyunger

    I hear the Hotel California would love to host them. They would fit right in.

  • Negropolis

    "Preserving Freedom Conference"

    Surely, we have succeeded Orwell's wildest, fevered nightmares, because the very last thing Christianists want to do is "preserve freedom". This is where they find common ground with Islamists and all of the other religious-ists.

    "Zelenik", eh? That doesn't sound very American (WASPish) to me…