Epic head case Michele Bachmann’s entire New Hampshire staff has resigned en masse because she refuses to focus on the state, although reports saying that Rick Perry’s campaign is already busy pilfering some of them indicate this is mostly due to her being a blathering loser. She is such a loser, in fact, that the roaming liberal hippie mobs of San Francisco did not even bother to wander over and chant some godless queerness at her when she visited the city on Thursday, even for old times’ sake, for fear of catching a boredom-induced coma.Â
The San Francisco Chronicle gleefully reports:
Critics say the lack of any protest at Bachmann’s Commonwealth Club appearance Thursday is a sign of the fading relevance of her campaign. The winner of the Iowa Straw Poll has just 4.8 percent support in the latest average of major polls by RealClearPolitics.com – sixth among the eight GOP presidential candidates. Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain is the front-runner with 26 percent.
“Maybe people are waiting for Herman Cain to come to town,” said Tenoch Flores, a spokesman for the California Democratic Party.
Or maybe they are waiting for the dry cleaning to be finished, or for some grass to grow, or for the warranty on their blenders to expire. All are more fun than waiting for Michele Bachmann. [CNN/SFGate]
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Michele who?
NEEDS MOAR FREE RANDY TRAVIS!!!!
By now, I don't think Shelly could even afford a Hank Williams Jr impersonator.
you might be able to get the real Hank Williams Jr. for less than an impersonator.
I didn't even know he was in jail.
I shit you not, when I heard about the Free Randy Travis concert she had I thought the same thing.
But ya know, Marcus was rooting for free Willie.
He *always* is, dear.
Minnesotan Go Home!
Maybe the term "winner of the Iowa Straw Poll " has no relevance.
I initially read this as "whiner of the Iowa Straw Poll" and thought: how appropriate.
Why…why that just cannot be!
Only two people in history have won the Iowa straw poll and gone on to be President:
Jimmy Carter
George W. Bush
…Remind me again why we give this thing legitimacy.
And at the time, George W. Bush was not an officially announced candidate.
I remember when W. was touted for '96, after just two years as governor. Didn't end up happening. Would have been too obvious of the Bushes's designs on being the Assads or Kims of the U.S.
It's a shame he didn't go for it then; Mr. Bill would have crushed him like a bug, and that would have been that.
please, have some respect for the institution.
The one in which Michele will soon be confined, or what?
Next thing we know, you'll be claiming that "most likely to succeed" in a high school yearbook has no relevance either.
I'm still trying to live down that third grade gum chewing incident that ended up on my permanent record.
those eyes, those eyes …
We'll miss those eyes of hers. Let's hope for a long time.
Marcus, however, was welcomed with open arms.
Among other things.
See previous post on NJ GOP mayor.
Marcus caught the next flight to NJ.
Welcomed like Family!
"Honey, I'm moving the practice here! There is SO much we can accomplish!!"
Wow, and he made the Earth shake twice! That's what some pent up frustration will do to you.
Legs.
Teatard loser is a teatard loser.
Maybe now she'll go back to her day job, when was the last time she was in DC?
like over six months ago? i know people who have been fired for missing a day of work. what a sweet gig, this Congress thing.
If ALEC and MallWart have their way, we'll be seeing lots more "fired for missing a day of work."
Or, perhaps we're better off with her on the campaign trail. Do we *want* her to do some work in DC?
She's a tea bagger. They don't work they just bitch about people getting government money and free health care for doing nothing.
A two-year-old at the peak of her "no! no! no!" phase could do a teabag legislator's job.
In her six years in the House, she has NEVER managed to pass a bill. Relax. She can work all she wants, she's not effective.
Her day job is cashing gubmint checks, no matter where she is.
She has one?………..
When Gabby Giffords has made more votes in the past ten months than you have, well, might be a wee hint that you have something of an attendance problem, and far fewer excuses.
Batshit > personal respons….f**k it. We're just dynamiting fish in a bowl here.
Didn't she show up long enough to vote "No" on the debt limit bill?
when was the last time she was in DC?
"When da lass time she was in D runnin'?"
–Herman Cain
Well, at the debate she said, "I'm a federal tax attorney…" forgetting that she's a member of Congress. Probably wishful thinking on everyone's part. WTF is wrong with people in her district? Don't they know what a fukkin' batshit crazy idiot she is?
Now I understand why we had 2 earthquakes yesterday.
Those weren't earthquakes, they were just Marcuss…. oh gross!
Shuddering when he saw her naked?
Close enough.
Please. That's close enough.
I feel the earth move under my feet
Oh god I hate that song and now it's an earworm!
Don't Worry, Be Happy.♫
You're welcome.
Wow. That was breathtakingly cruel. Thank you. I now have someone to emulate as I set the bar ever higher.
Yesterday was Friday. Friday. Got to get down on Friday.
When the fall leaves turn color and drop so do the staff on a loser's campaign.
Almost a haiku.
Gesundheit.
I saw what you did there.
This is why I come to Wonkette, for the sheer poetry of it all.
And she didn't notice them turning all yellow and orange and red? Oh right, the eyes … never mind.
Jumping from the Bachmann to the Perry campaign?
Isn't that like jumping out of the Hindenberg to land upon the tranquil, safe main deck of the Titanic?
I was just thinking that reports saying that Rick Perry’s campaign is already busy pilfering some of them indicate this is mostly due to her being a blathering loser implies that Rick Perry is NOT a blathering loser, and I got confused.
i think he's a blustery loser. but you can get a side of blathering for 99 cents.
I'll take a side of tomato/tomahto.
And some Tater/Tatertot
Although "all elephants are four legged animals, not all four legged animals etc. etc." Though in this case as all republicans are cunts, therefore all cunts are republicans…..
I beg to differ. I know some wonderful, sweet, furry pussies, and they are decidedly not republican. Mmm … hot, buttered cunt.
Awesome. You win my personal "best comment of Friday" medal.
I am humbled. I will put it next to my "Best Potato Skin Comment at T.G.I. Friday's" medal on my mantel.
Jumping from the Emptyhead campaign to the Niggerhead campaign
Jumping from the closeted gay husband campaign to the closeted gay campaign. allegedly ; )
Yes, but can you imagine a more deserving clot of clods?
Sometimes the Republican conviction to stick to the Party line en masse is a beauty to behold. Not often, mind you, but sometimes….
And this isn't even the best part yet. Just wait until the Tea Party line runs up against the full electorate in the general election. Confusion and delight await us all.
Bachmanalia (celebrating the god of Mother's Little Helpers) is over.
Well, back to baby farming!
When will one of those 48 kids start dishing about life in that house?
Michele, not unlike the common farm pig, devours her young before they leave the sty.
Her voices told her that it if she eats the heart she can gain their courage…
Didn't work too good with those lesbian nuns in the bathroom, did it?
I don't think any of them were there long enough to remember her. They probably just remember "that lady who was taking checks to the bank all the time."
Well, it is harvest time, after all.
So now she'll be in full Grift-O-Matic mode, with another book coming out?
No, wait, I've got it: a Wasilla-like appeal for dollars, to show that Teabag Nation really really really wants her to run?
No, no, I've got it: an appeal for dollars to mount a lobbying effort for a Constitutional amendment prohibiting teh gheyness!
It'll be the Pray Away The Gay Amendment: "because the only ones who should be legally f***ing you in the a** is the top 1%!"
Next stop: Disneyworld!
Shorter Max Weber: The government is defined by a monopoly on
forceforcing its way into your rectum.Has Marcus been explaining Weber to you?
OT and somewhat whiny perhaps, but I'm having a hard time finding anything funny today, what with the Senate filibusters last night and all…
What's not to like about that? I'm laughing…and laughing…and…
That explains the tears, eh?
Waiting For Bachmann isn't bad, although it lacks the sheer manic energy of This Is Hermän Cäin
The umlauts suddenly bring the entire Cain campaign into perspective!
They're all trying to be Best in Show…
11.11.11 NIGEL TUFNEL DAY NEVER FORGET.
God I miss her, today’s GOP contenders seem two dimensional compared to Michele. She was full throated, barking mad, old school crazy just the way I like-em.
You wanna have Ex-Mrs. Zgood #?
Take my Ex-Wife. Please.
I'm still in love with mine.
That bad, huh? It's been a while since I've been around Teh Kraykray of the barking flavour.
People think I am snarkin when I say this, but you just know she would be fucking awesome in the sack. Scary, exhilirating, something you feel glad to have survived, like jumping out of an airplane.
sort of like a ferret with aspergers syndrome a cocaine addiction, but with more curves.
You nailed it there.
I know what your talking about. You feel lucky to get out of it with a broken ankle and all of your clothes burning in the driveway.
You're talking about the ones where, afterwards, you realize that dozing off might not be a good idea? Those are rare. (If they're not, you're probably doing something wrong … or hanging out in the wrong bar.)
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. I would hit that. I wonder if she's ever been with a woman before.
She deserves to be hit with something.
And that something needs 4 wheels.
Only one way to find out, grrl. I'd bring a spare change of clothing and a big towel, antiseptic ointment, band-aids, scissors, surgical needle and thread, a ball-gag, cuffs, a riding-crop, and a (hidden) gun, car key, and phone.
Aside from the riding crop, I'm pretty sure I'm carrying all of that in my purse. But it's ok. Anything I forget, I'm sure Marcus will be able to provide.
Until she bites through your nutsack, anyway.
Too bad Marcus will never know.
–Anderson! Anderson!…. AndersonAndersonAnderson! Anderson! Anderson!
–Yes, Congresswoman Bachmann?
–Um, I forgot….Oh yes, 999 upside down is the devil!
–[crickets]
That makes all of us much danger. What happens in Michele's head should stay in Michele's head.
She peaked to early with the Bat Shit Crazy, you have to let it ooze out a la Herman Cain.
Needs more santorum.
Missed it by THAT much.
She peaked to early..
And she flipped out and took off before Drums and Space even started!
It's amazing how fast a campaign can fall apart when the person in charge has an untreated serious mental illness and also no clue what the fuck she's doing.
Oh she knows what she's doing. It just only makes sense if you are suffering from schizophrenia yourself.
The bidding of the voices in her head that she calls "god"?
You've just described have the managers in this Laboratory.
Only *half*? Damn, you're lucky.
That's no way to speak about Marcus.
I dunno … Palin managed to keep at it for years. The secret seems to be in keeping the crazy under wraps, while letting only the stupid out.
Yep; Rill Amurka loves teh stupid, but is still leery of teh crazy.
I can't figure how the bat shit crazies get people to work for them. How did she make it this far?
She has a very high staff turnover, and all her ex-staffers badmouth her. She gets fresh bodies because the employment situation sucks so bad. In a good economy, she would be begging for workers, assuming she ever even got into office.
It amazes me to think they might be true believers.
They truly believe she's an absolute shit once they've gotten up close and personal.
If San Francisco ignores you when you come to town, you've really hit rock bottom. I bet she didn't even get panhandled.
The Commonwealth Club? Isn't that a tittie bar in the Filmore District?
We prefer the term Sapphic Obedience Respite.
Oh, there you go again you libural elitist educated big-word Commie.
You ever had a New Hampshire Corn Dog? They smell like a Guatemalan Shit House.
You ever had a New Hampshire Corn Dog? They smell like…"
This must be one of those cross-border Vermont jokes?
This is what happens when you try to appeal to the godless secularists at the GOP — they reject your powerful message of putting up the ten commandments everywhere and making science classes teach the geocentric universe theory out of sheer dogmatic intransigence. Prophets are always rejected in their
hometownnationcontinentplanet.Prophets are always rejected in their
hometownnationcontinentplanetuniverse.FIFY, NNTT
…although reports saying that Rick Perry’s campaign is already busy pilfering some of them indicate this is mostly due to her being a blathering loser.
Win-win, for the rest of us entertainment junkies.
They're caught between Scylla and Charybdis, (or Crazy She1y and Santorum, for you moderns out there).
~
Fuck the Police.
You are a clever clog!
Unfortunately, Santorum abhors a vacuum. Therefore, this means more Santorum.
Nature is gonna insist on a wet/dry shopvac and some hospital disinfectant.
Blights in Whie Satin.
Blights in
WhieWhine Satin.FIFY, NNTT
Tx for the correction, I was typing frantically as my boss was trying to look over my shoulder. But Whine Satin is better.
Nature is gonna insist on a wet/dry shopvac
But I thought Nature abhors a vacuum?
Nature likes Santorum even less.
And Sarah Palin abhors a vacuum cleaner.
But MICHELE sold video tapes of her vacuum-cleaning her carpet in high heels!
As do most house pets.
abhors
Now why did you have to bring the Situation into this?
Now that she and Sarah are gone to the realm of insignificant who's gonna take up the mantle of Bat Shit Crazy Bitch? I can't Wonk this election with out at least one psycho cunt.
Virginia Foxxx?
I thought her Naughty Girls Need Love Too song sucked but if your turned down the sound the video was awsome!!!!!!!
Looks like a lucky break for the understudy, Xtine O'Donnell
Next debate, Cain debuts his sassy black momma alter-ego, "Medea". Hide the children.
Hide yo' husband! Hide yo' wife, too!
I swear to god if Cain shows up in a dress I will drag him off the stage and beat him to death with his wig.
You know who else is a middle-aged black man from Georgia?
Tyler Perry.
How do we know Herman Cain isn't just TP's latest burlesque?
Because NObody ever hated black people more than Herman Cain. Well, maybe Uncle Ruckus.
"…with out at least one psycho cunt. "
What, did Santorum drop out, too?!
Herman Cain's not enough of a psycho cunt for you? Try Rick Perry. He's on the verge of losing it, he should be good for about another week.
"I don't think she's irrelevant from a conservative point of view," said Sally Zelikovsky, a Marin County Tea Party organizer who was headed to a private, $100-a-person fundraiser in Napa for Bachmann. "A lot of conservatives still haven't made up their mind."
There's a ringing endorsement…
Note the many "conservatives" but only one "mind."
And even that is overstating it.
If she's only getting a hundred bucks a head for a private Napa fundraiser she might as well be turning tricks in some Tenderloin alley.
What do you think Marcus was doing while she was attending the fundraiser?
You can make a LOT more than a lousy $100 turning tricks in the Tenderloin.
"Marin County Tea Party" does not compute.
I think there's some heavy constructive editing going on in those statements, as in "I don't think she's irrelevant from a conservative point of view, YET, but we're still waiting to hear from the GOP branch on the dark side of Pluto before we can definitely say she's completely fucking irrelevant"…
That would take some of the punch out of her latest bumper stickers:
"Bachmann … not entirely irrelevant."
WINGNUT TROLLING EPIC WIN = http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Official-Ob...
Barry can send a dozen guys to Israel to help someone move and we hear people bitch about it for weeks…he finally brings home the last 4,000 troops from one of our most hated wars and no one says a peep.
Hey, he took out three of the people the RWNJs have been bitching about (and stealing our rights and our money by trying to SCARE us about) for ELEVEN LONG FUCKING YEARS, and what was the response?
1. Osama bin Laden — Bush did it; Cheney did it; the Navy SEALS did it;
2. Anwar al-Awlaki — ILLEGAL! Violation of sovereignty! Cruel and Unnatural!
3. Muammar Gadhafi — War Powers Act! Not fast enough! Too soon! Too slow! The French did it!
They will not give the man credit if he single-handedly hauls each and every one of them, personally, out of Satan's Pit of Fire(tm).
Not even Obama is getting them out. Trust me.
And here I was carefully NOT invoking your name, in case you showed up.
OTOH, I'm kinda glad you're in charge, Biely. You sure know how to stick it to the deserving.
I guess crazy with pizza is just better than plain old crazy.
Too much crazy and not enough pepperoni and extra cheese.
Yep. Why have just crazy when you can have crazy bread.
a Godfather or a Little Caesar. both would make equally bad choices for president.
Depends on the pizza.
Or pizza that tastes like depends….*gack*….I just made myself sick.
Think POSITIVE! You have assisted me in adhering to my weight loss prograaaargh blaaargh.
Never mind.
Riddle of the day: You wake up in bed with Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and Katherine Harris. What next?
Puke?
Seriously! I would probably have to order out for some more vomit because I'd run out of my own.
Pics, Photoshop, and extortion. Next question?
Um, fuck, marry, kill?
Coyote stupid?
Is that where you knaw off your ears and eat your brain to get away from them???
I like this solution.
Is this like the guy in Monty Python's Meaning of LIfe who gets chased over the cliff by a pack of naked women?
http://vimeo.com/10798467
There is no next — the world has already ended.
Lots and Lots of Xanax.
You realize you should have gone to church more often and been a much nicer person.
Ask Oedipus and Glouchester.
Oedipus smedipus…as long as you love your mother.
Hey, Oedipus? What's wrong with your eyes?
I gouged them out.
Well, that was stupid.
You have just replaced James Joyce's description from A Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man of what hell is.
Or Munch's "The Scream" personified.
Make them all submit, just like their Bible says.
Wow! Its not so much what I woul do, but in what order! Kitty Harris, Meeeoowww! I think I would kick Palin out, to be honest, she'd be annoying, those other two would be fun, though.
Kitty's a bit man-faced, but she knows how to ride.
Shelly and Lou could stay as long as they promised not to talk.
That's what ball-gags are for, dear. That, and pony gear.
Kinky!
Equestrian Kitty would probably bring her own such gear.
Round 3!
Tell Satan I prefer the room where they stand up to their knees in shit while sipping coffee.
Until break's over? BWAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
At least, in Hell, one doesn't have to leave their station to smoke.
The classics never go out of style.
This is pretty clearly Hell, but that's not how it works. You report, I decide.
Take more of whatever horrific drug got you into that situation.
A monastery and a life of self flagellation?
I'm surprised no one said "live in fear for the rest of my life 'cause Marcus or Tawd would surely kick my ass".
Oh, come ON. You know both Marcus AND Toad would gladly pay any amount asked if you'd just keep their respective spouses.
Grow digging claws on your back, so as to burrow down into the mattress until only the eyes are showing…..
We need to talk about your reading material.
Kitty offers to mount Sarah Lou and ride her like a circus pony. Sarah says "Yes" only if Kitty contributes $1,000.00 to Sarah PAC so she can continue thinking about running for President while being ridden. Michele screams "LESBIAN CONSPIRACY" and runs out of the room begging Marcus to "PRAY IT AWAY!!!"
I immediately phone the Betty Ford Clinic and tell them to reserve me a room. I never drink or abuse my prescription medication again.
The Aristocrats?
brilliant!
Kill Ashton Kutcher?
You run screaming out of the house without no pants, and get busted 100 yards away.
Alternatively, you realize it's all a bad dream and resolve not to hit the bottle so hard in the night-time.
Jesus, how many sammiches do I really need?
I can assure you with all three of them in the bed, you wouldn't wake up. Between the three of them, one of them would have certainly cannabalized you.
Ummm, look around on the floor for your genitals?
You have to admit, it's pretty remarkable when a politician manages to make San Francisco's gay men sit on their hands rather than something else.
What? I meant chairs, you twisted pervert!
Random upfisting.
Reach around return upfisting.
You're suggesting they like to sit and spin?
What's good for Linda Blair's head, is good for the dandies!
Oh, sure you did, user, sure you did.
The paid staff is quitting?
But…But…But…I thought Republicans were job CREATORS!
"paid staff"
Money for nothing, chicks for free…
First they fight you, then they laugh at you, then they ignore you, and then you lose.
–Mahatma Bachmann
She's the mother of nonsensical resistance!
I was gonna go but, like everybody in the East Bay, I was just way too stoned.
Speak for yourself, Fred. The rest of the stoners are wondering if their dispensaries will still be open in two weeks.
I wish you the best. I was never comfortable with the card and dispensary thing.
Sarah, your country needs you!!!
To quit right now!
Ah, Michele, we hardly knew ye.
I think her husband has never known her. IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.
So … all those kids … I mean, parthenogenesis has never been conclusively proven in higher animals …
Why would an unqualified candidate pilfer staff who have proven to be no antidote to an unqualified candidate?
I guess that's part of being an unqualified candidate. Thank the goddess it's Friday.
Because they have experience with unqualified candidates.
MICHELE BACHMANN spoke at the commonwealth club?
man california really is hurting isn't it?
I think foolish pride may keep her in long enough to see if she can get a Palin style pity VP nod. However, if people keep picking on her, it may drive her crazy…and it's a very short ride.
That is not a drive, that is a putt!
Heck, it's a gimmee.
I think she has a decent chance to get it: Willard will probably get the nomination, which means the VP choice will have to appease the Teabaggers, the Batshit Crazies, and the Talibangelicals. Willard and Gov. Goodhair clearly loathe each other, so it's either her or Pizza Man, and I think when you get down to it they'll find him unpleasantly Near.
Yup. Especially now that the Near has also been shown to be "pro-choice."
How many more debates will she tell us how many children she has, how many foster children she has, and how, in Congress, it was like she was Jesus wandering thru the desert or wandering through the wilderness, because no one except her understood how important it was that PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL BE A ONE TERM PRESIDENT. I got to hear all those things at least 15 more times.
Moses goes into the desert, Jesus comes out. You can't explain it.
Never an exegesis.
You're watching the debates? I catch the highlights the next day, and even that's too much for my blood pressure.
Trust me, it's too much for my blood pressure, which is normally a lizardoid 98/58.
And Perry is recruiting people who used to work for Bachmann? Sounds like talent doesn't abound over there…
As they say in Texas, Perry needs to rethink his strateeejury.
Your talking the kid's paddling end of the gene pool there….
Bachman is an effective fertilizer due to her high levels of phosphorus and nitrogen and also her lack of odor. She was an important source of nitrates for gunpowder. Soil that is deficient in organic matter can be made more productive by addition of this candidate.
Yup, just wait until the AG states vote in the primaries. They know how important batshit crazy can be.
"Guano" sounds too ethnic, ifyouknowwhatimean.
Perry's going to hire some of Michele's staffers? Maybe Ricky and Marcus had a little pillow talk. After all, rentboys and campaign staffers are practically the same thing.
Indeed, in SF we protest the changing of a light bulb. So if we don’t care about you, nobody does.
(Also, we had two minor earthquakes yesterday, each of which garnered approximately 4,317 Facebook updates from my friends, with still nary a peep about Cheley’s presence among us.)
How many SF hippies does it take to protest the changing of a light bulb?
481.
341 to stand up for the light bulb's right to not change, and 140 to stage a counter-protest.
(That's an old UC Berkeley joke, but it works.)
"I just think it's very important that SF hippies have the choice to decide, would they like to change an incandescent or a (CFL)?"
Someone should point out to her that the CFL's have right-handed threads, just like traditional, conservative, Real American Christian incandescent bulbs.
Only one, but the lightbulb has to *want* to change.
God must really hate her to put her through this kind of humiliation.
I was thinking the same thing, Michele's Gawd is a cruel bastard.
He's not a very nice fellow at ALL! He told Herman Cain that HE was the chosen one, and then he went and told Rick DinglePerry the same exact thing! And this was after he told Michele she was his best girl and truly speshul.
Now lose your reelection you cross-eyed psychotic baby farmer.
Love your avatar!
PS She's not running for re-election. Huzzah!! (She put all her eggs in the "gonna be President" basket.)
Michele is finding out that just because you tell people that God told you to run for President, it doesn't automatically make it so.
How does one know when to harvest? How do we know when a baby is ripe?
Who cares, so long as you get the subsidies?
That's only if you leave your womb fallow…
… hence the adopted kids.
Messicans know.
They just know…
Ripeness begins at conception.
psychotic baby farmer
Those babies don't grow on trees!
Wait–maybe they do….
And Marcus celebrated with poppers and a leather gimp suit. The end.
The "Pray Michele Away" movement is to be commended. I myself asked the Almighty to have her choke to death on a sandwich. While he didn't do this for me, I give all praise and glory to Him for these recent developments.
"Strange and mysterious ways" are indistinguishable from a sick sense of humor. Terry Pratchett fans aside, the former is an easier sell.
This is good news for the Manson family.
Marcus is teh ghey… that smile don't lie.
Tonight, between the gin and the tears, Michelle's going to be sifting through the photos of her 438 children to see which one will look best holding a doll and thrusting out a pouty lower lip during her resignation speech.
Is there a pregnant one? Those work well too, also.
Or a vacuous one with enormous tits and a Daily Beast blog.
Especially an unmarried pregnant one who can be seen as making lemonade from lemons.
Marcus
Compared to Santorum's little girl, he's too much of a cry baby.
It's a measure of how worried Obama is about Bachmann's momentum that he felt the need to announce the US withdrawal from Iraq.
There's a double-layer neoprene wetsuit and dildo story in here somewhere.
"Bachmann’s entire New Hampshire staff has resigned en masse because she refuses to focus on the state"
Jeez, people — look at her eyes. She can't focus on any state smaller than Iowa. It's not right to discriminate over a medical condition!
Despite your reputation for cruelty, Biely, you can be very kind. Sometimes.
Or perhaps you and The Other Guy have some kind of agreement regarding MishMash?
We have a bet, if that's what you mean.
No details?
I "unliked" a business in NH on FB- they deleted my comment that they needed to sanitize aftger Santorum was there.
Welcome to the Feck Off and Die state, Rep. Baby Farmer.
Whatever happened to Mitt Romney's baby?
He *had* one? Goodness, and he never even *showed.*
You have to know your Texas politics, but when John Connolly switched from Democrat to Republican, Ralph Yarbrough famously said that it was the first time he had heard of a rat swimming toward a sinking ship.
Maybe Marcus can comfort her with some passionate "I'm sorry" sex. If he's up for it.
I don't think "passionate" and "sex" belong in any description of Michele and Marcus' private life together.
It's not the she refuses to focus on New Hampster – the poor cow can't focus on it. We've all seen her try to look into a camera. It's those eyes…..those crazy eyes…….
Yeah, well, the REAL reason none of those godless commie fags showed up to protest Michele is, Marcus was blowing them all for free down in the Castro.
Never fear. Marcus will suck it up. Things work out.
I see a public meltdown in Little Michelle's future, perhaps a striptease to "God Bless the U.S.A".
They haven't offered her a job yet, and chances are they never will, since they already have a blonde (Greta van Suckholen) who is also a lawyer by training.
But, she's marginally prettier than Greta, which is how they choose hosts on that network, so Shells still has a shot.
Actually — and I know I'm gonna get my ass kicked for this, so go ahead — she's not too bad for an old broad. Good cheekbones, nice nose, and fairly good skin (yes, she's got wrinkles, but hey, she's in her late 50s). Trim figure, nice legs, a full head of hair. If only someone would cut her vocal chords, she might be worth fucking.
And Greta van Suckhole is the ugliest woman on god's green earth, if my eyes don't lie. A horse-faced bitch with a mean slash of a mouth. Kissing her would be like making out with a surgical glove.
Last time she was in the Bay Area, she could only fetch 100 buck a plate dinner in Marin County which features the wealthiest zipcodes in the nation. That told me that she wasn't even close to being a serious candidate, but a freak sideshow for the few bored GOP/T-baggers they could scrounge up in the most liberal place in the country. Slathered in loser sauce, all you can see is her crazy eyes.
It shows you how desperate some people are. Would you want to hook your job to a nut job like this?
I AM flabbergasted; flabbergasted it took this fucking long.
Perhaps 18.
Go for it… but you'll have to do better than the old approach-in-the-ladies-room strategy. I hear she's on to that one.
I have a small, tasteful, leather riding-crop I could loan you. But I want first dibs on any shots of you using it on MaSheley.
You're both forgetting the jumper cables.
Always happy to help out, amigo. In fact, should I drop by and stick both fingers in the boss's eyes?
I'm not *even* gonna remind anybody about come-cups, or whatever it was certain grandfatherly kinksters might have opined about, oncet, in this very sacred place, heah.
(whistles, walks away, hands in pockets)
Sweetheart, you are never going to let me live that down, huh?
Love,
proudgrampa
Never, darling, NEVER!!
So, you gonna cum clean, or what?
Love you too, grampa.
With five of her own, her baby-bag ain't exactly fallow.
And here I thought you were an innocent young'un, Guppy.
I was sent here by the world's worst high school civics teacher, and you commenters have roont me!
Will it make you feel better if I say I have been TORTURED by guilt ever since?
No, my name isn't Tony Baloney, geez, what fucking cynics you Wonketteerz are.
Thank you, thank you. I knew I'd forgotten something.
Boondocks FTW
So soon do we forget Clarence Thomas, who I always thought was at least part of the inspiration for Uncle Ruckus.
Is that that little girl's song, whatever her name is? I never did hear it, so nyah-nyah, your earworming didn't work. ;-P
Clarence Thomas is best forgotten. Has he ever dissed black people in public like Uncle Herb, tho?
Only relatives:
http://www.raceandhistory.com/historicalviews/cla...
Nobody saw what I did there, with "Medea" and "children"? Are you not classically entertained? (I'm pathetic.)
Oh, duh — I'm really not that quick on the uptake, Chet, pls 2 forgive. Jeez. How could I have missed that? Medea's was a formative myth in my young life. I think I read it when I was six or seven, and developed the uncomfortable (for my parents) habit of checking the cooking pots on the stove for evidence that the parental units had cooked my younger siblings.
Thanks for that linky. Very informative. Thomas really is a to-the-bone headcase, isn't he? I wonder why he and Ginny don't have kids?
Bringing the classics – a very nice touch!
Thinking about Clarence Thomas makes me sad. Then I remember that he replaced Thurgood Marshall on the Supreme Court and I get angrily nauseated.
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