John McCain And Lindsey Graham's Old BFF Muammar Gaddafi Is Dead

We'll probably do more on this shortly, but for the moment: one can only imagine the quantity of wet Depends flying around the McLieberHamBiscuits team offices in celebration right now -- crazy old murderous dictator Muammar Qaddafi is super duper dead as a door nail after NTC fighters found him hiding in a drainage pipe. Yes, that same dictator that America's three favoritest "war forever" Senate neocons John McCain, Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham once upon a couple years ago loved enough to attend his tea times and urge easing of relations with Libya, that very one! But NATO needed a place to drop its bombs somewhere before they passed their "use before" date or whatever, although according to Walnuts & Co. they still didn't use nearly enough of them. Now, how about some of that nice refined crude Libya has stashed around as a thank-you present? [ The Guardian ]