Weep/Laugh At Herman Cain's Creepy Hymn For The Pizza Gods (VIDEO)
Oh look, a weird video of Herman Cain turning John Lennon's nice old antiwar hippie song about peace and sharing and brotherhood into a mangled paean to fast food and diabetes and frosting, in a gospel robe, for some Jesus people. This will be America's new national anthem, since Herman Cain is somehow leading Obama 43-41 in the latest Rasmussen poll.
[ Daily Beast / NY Daily News ]
Roll over John Lennon.
I recall thinking that about George W. Bush. On the other hand, in the unlikely event he wins the GOP nod, we're guaranteed a third party candidate (who just happens to be white, because of, you know, probability), who I'm pretty sure won't be drawing off much of Obama's base.