ELMO HATES KLEPTOCRATS  5:44 pm October 15, 2011

Muppet-Wielding Protesters Occupy Rupert Murdoch’s Speech

by Wonkette Jr.

This is going to be what’s it’s like for the Rupert Murdochs of the world, from now on. We hope, anyway! Just full-on harassment and outbursts until these kleptocrats are scared to leave their penthouses, which will then be burnt down, by dragons.

 
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Barb October 15, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I'm surprised his wife, Kato wasn't there, in the bitch slap of a hummingbird, to clear the joint.

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 15, 2011 at 8:25 pm

You don't think Wendy's equipped with some kind of MMA skill set to defend Rupert the Meal Ticket? She moved like a cat last time.

Barb October 15, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Bitch is part cat, part Ninja.

ttommyunger October 16, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Don't forget Rupert's favorite part.

AnAmericanInTO October 15, 2011 at 5:52 pm

Certainly old Rupert recognized the Count as one of his own bloodsucking brethren.

memzilla October 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm

The Counting Vampires Are Destroying America!

nounverb911 October 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Occupy Sesame Street? I didn't realize that Kermit was an investment banker.

flamingpdog October 15, 2011 at 6:20 pm

It's not easy stealin' green.

littlebigdaddy October 15, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Was the hungry muppet girl there?

nounverb911 October 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm

"Muppet-Weilding Protesters"
Needs more spell check.

(Mission Accomplished!)

memzilla October 15, 2011 at 6:05 pm

A better, truer, more come-to-life impersonation of Montgomery Burns I have never seen.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard October 15, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Sadly he's no muppet but an actual (soulless) human.

offbrandboobs October 15, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Very classy retort, Rupes. But we all know you'll tap the one phone call she gets in the jailhouse, you slimy goat's ass.

PubOption October 15, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Murdoch's comments on education are reminiscent of what he did to the newspaper business in Britain in the 1980's: don't just put computers in old newsrooms, but build new printing plants with fewer unionized workers. Is he intending to have children taught lies and propaganda as well?

KrayZBaggerLayD October 15, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Why would he want them taught anything else? More to the point, how could he hold on to his empire and the DragonLadyBitchWife if the children are taught anything else?

LuthielV October 18, 2011 at 3:32 pm

The fact that Murdoch is talking about education just gives me chills and not the good kind.

paris biltong October 15, 2011 at 6:41 pm

"A little controversy makes it more interesting." If I remember correctly, Louis XVI and Nicolas II also said something along those lines. Good luck, you Aussie asshole.

nounverb911 October 15, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Madame Defarge is still knitting.

Negropolis October 16, 2011 at 1:10 am

Let them eat Twitter-cake.

DahBoner October 15, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Rupert Murdoch?

I thought he was in prison….

Pres.Libunatic October 15, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Ah, the nervous titters of the 1% realizing that the proles are kinda pissed off at them right now.

You know who ELSE got heckled by giant-puppet wearing protestors?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard October 15, 2011 at 7:36 pm

The 1947 Detroit Lions?

ManchuCandidate October 15, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Fozzie Bear!

mrblifil October 15, 2011 at 11:13 pm

wokka wokka!

finallyhappy October 15, 2011 at 7:42 pm

Dick Cheney. I got to wear the DIck Cheney head at a Green Fest event and people hit me in the head. So I started to give them the finger and scream " Fuck You".

Schmannnity October 15, 2011 at 9:07 pm

The true Cheney response is to shoot them in the face after a half dozen beers.

TanzbodenKoenig October 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm

By dragons? I didn't know Trogdor was an Occupado

Ayn Rand Paul Tard October 15, 2011 at 7:33 pm

To be honset, his speech was pretty boring up until then.

BarackMyWorld October 15, 2011 at 7:40 pm

I'll feel better when I see the Muppets doing a cover of "Fight the Power." Fozzy would do Flavor Flav's lines, of course.

ThundercatHo October 15, 2011 at 7:10 pm

Too bad Miss Piggy wasn't there or she would have Hai Ya'd those bitches faster than you could say "Makin' Bacon".

kezliura1 February 2, 2012 at 8:57 am

his speech was pretty boring up until then

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 15, 2011 at 8:13 pm

Let's see…Murdoch has to fire his cabinet, announce some half-hearted reforms, vow never to leave, transfer power to his son, hide in one of his redoubts, and then finally capitulate.

Just fantasizing here. What step are we at now? It's wonderful when the Obscenely Rich become subjects of public scorn and ridicule: once you've bought yourself every conceivable plaything, public adulation is the only reward worth having.

Callyson October 15, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Occupy Sesame Street, indeed. I'd love to see the Cookie Monster make mincemeat out of Rupert Murdoch…

arihaya October 15, 2011 at 8:51 pm

from wikipedia:

On this day…

October 16
1793 – Marie Antoinette, queen consort of Louis XVII, was guillotined at the Place de la Révolution in Paris

Dudleydidwrong October 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Let the tradition continue!

Geminisunmars October 16, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Viva La Revolution!!!

Antispandex October 15, 2011 at 11:03 pm

Some say, there is nothing of value left in America. I disagree! Murdoch is a priceless asshole.

johnnyzhivago October 15, 2011 at 11:09 pm

I thought his lizard skin was about to start coming off there for a second.

mrblifil October 15, 2011 at 11:12 pm

VON rightving douchebag…TWO rightving douchebags…THREE rightving douchebags… FOUR rightving douchebags…

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!!!

Negropolis October 16, 2011 at 1:04 am

Occupy Sesame Street! Big Bird's reign of tyranny must come to its end! For goodness sake, he's nested so much he's got Oscar living hand-to-mouth out of a garbage can! Mr. Bird needs to be taught that lobster is but a "sometimes food".

gurukalehuru October 16, 2011 at 2:52 am

I live for the day when Rupert Murdoch dies.

flamingpdog October 16, 2011 at 3:50 am

But I'm not watching the TV news or reading newspapers for a week after he dies so I can avoid all the stomach-turning tributes to his legacy.

LetUsBray October 16, 2011 at 9:41 am

Hey, is that a Teleprompter Mr. News Corp. is using? I thought only Secret Muslim anti-colonialist Kenyans used those. Let's see Rupert's long-form birth certificate!

starfanglednut October 16, 2011 at 11:21 am

C is for Kochsuckers, that's good enough for me…

MonsterAGoGo October 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Die, Rupert. Die a hated sick old man whose passing will be celebrated. Die of something cripplingly painful.

ttommyunger October 16, 2011 at 6:02 pm

So many assholes, so few Muppets.

DashboardBuddha October 17, 2011 at 8:07 am

One plutocrat…ah ah ah
Two plutocrats…ah ah ah
Three, THREE plutocrats…ah ah ah
:::cue lightning and thunder:::

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2011 at 12:28 pm

The muppets should give Murdoch a break. After all, he has phones to tap and circulation numbers to forge. He is a busy man.

LuthielV October 18, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Dragons are the 99% :)

ccmccmcc October 19, 2011 at 1:30 am

sdrgetgh

kezliura1 February 2, 2012 at 8:58 am

I thought only Secret Muslim anti-colonialist Kenyans used those.

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