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Oh look, it is an old photo of Mitt Romney and some buddies from Bain Capital having loads of dirty sex with wads of dollar bills. This is how Money Is Made, children! Ha ha, you probably thought it “grew on trees” or something. Sorry, the reality is far more disgusting. [Political Wire]

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  • Barb

    Dirty sex with wads of dollar bills? Looks like someone has cum into some money.

    • nounverb911

      They use the bills to wipe the santorum off.

  • OkieDokieDog

    LEAVE MITTENS ALONE!!1
    He's just a poor unemployed fellow trying to make Merica better.

    • Please. He's just a poor, MIDDLE-CLASS unemployed fellow.

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        Homeless. Don't forget homeless.

  • nounverb911

    Is that Bain's official toilet paper?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Hard to tell. Can you make out whether they're 50's or 100's from the photo?

    • KrayZBaggerLayD

      Sure looks like it, don't it? Just check out all those strutting little whores, with money sprouting from every gap in their clothing.

  • Callyson

    I hope they cleaned off the santorum before spending those bills.

  • Rick Perry would be jealous of the righteous coif Mitt's sporting in this photo.

  • Fox n Fiends

    Ah the typically diverse multi-culti gender-bending world of high finance.

    • nounverb911

      Are you implying they are all cross dressers?

      • LesBontemps

        Sure, why not?

  • edgydrifter

    Hey, laid off workers–look at this money. Would you like some? Too bad! We have so much we play with it. Literally. Sometimes we just set it on fire to watch the pretty smoke. No, don't worry, we have plenty more. We're doing fine.
    Anyhoo, sucks to be you!

    XOXOX,
    Bain Capital

  • The invisible hand has very sticky fingers. In both the pickpocket sense and the jerk-off sense.

  • Romney's makin' it rain!

  • Doktor Zoom

    Hey, that's just everyday fun in the middle class.

    • Yes, and that was back when he was employed, too.

    • bikerlaureate

      No-class warfare.

  • Chichikovovich

    That was on their first payday. A lot of people don't realize that the Bain employees were paid on a piecework basis. $1 for each person you fired. A further dollar bonus if you siphoned off the funding for their pension. So they had to work hard for their millions. But with a can-do attitude like you see in that picture, you just know they're going to make it to the top.

    • OhNoGuy

      Just wait for the the general election when folks start asking who the 10% of Americans are that Mitt the President/LBO guy will fire when he's sworn in. Because that's step one in the playbook, isn't it?

  • BlueStateLibel

    Hopey campaign people are gonna love this. Good job, Willard!

    • KrayZBaggerLayD

      Don't think the remaining Republicans won't use it against DinglePerry, tho.

  • V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡

    Someone should tell these lads that it's not a good idea to put currency in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.

    • paris biltong

      Or your nose, for that matter. They're obviously hiding all the rolled-up bills.

    • Negropolis

      Of the things they've put into their mouths, I'd imagine the currency is the least of their concerns. lol

  • hebmskebm

    Of bigger concern is the fact this photo was taken in the early 80's and aside from a better haircut Mitt looks exactly the same today as he did then. If he doesn't win the presidency, he still has a fantastic backup option replacing Dick Clark on New Year's Rockin' Eve.*

    *only kidding. Everybody knows Dick Clark will never die.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      Dick Clark is still alive?

  • Antispandex

    Dollars, like american jobs, are sooo last century!

  • RadioOcupados

    Except for the 1%, who likes this ignorant prick again?

    • emmelemm

      The Mormons?

    • iburl

      The Lizard People?

  • SorosBot

    This was a financial firm in the 80s, so how much coke was everyone in the picture on?

  • That picture is as gay as a $3.00 bill.

  • Trace amounts of feces and coke = num-nums!!

    • iburl

      Feces and coke… is that a called a "Romney"?

  • As all those dollars show, Steve Ballmer made a serious financial mistake saying no to the Bain of Romney and yes to the Microserfdom of Gates.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    So Mitt or the guy with glasses couldn't hold up the bill by themselves?

    Seriously, what would be the purpose of this picture? It had to be an outtake to check the lighting or something before the actual SERIOUS picture, since there's no way this picture has any real purpose. Oy…

  • Blueb4sunrise

    L to R

    Tried running con pretending to be John Edwards . Now manages Subway in Keokuk.
    Ratted on mobsters, whereabouts unknown.
    Died of stroke 1998
    Got wider tie, entered politics.
    Became financial manager in UAE. Converted to Islam. Disavowed worldly goods and lives as nomad throughout the region.
    Starring as Frank in off- off Broadway stage production of Blue Velvet
    Failed dwarf projectile

    • Schmannnity

      Amusing, but each caption implies disavowal of avarice. Comedy needs a hint of reality to work.

  • Schmannnity

    I can't put my finger on it, but from a complexion standpoint, these guys seem to have something in common.

  • Give him credit for being waaaay ahead of the Mad Men retro chic.

    The one thing he hasn't flip-flopped on is the sweet, sweet taste of money.

    It's a black and white photo that's all white.

  • iburl

    Now we know why Scott Walker refused to pay against his campaign pledge. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/apnewsbreak-wa

    "You like that, don't you Jefferson? Oh, Christ yeah!…I know why they call you a c-note now Benji baby. I'm blowing my wad! Filthy lucre, indeed! My Koch is so hard!"

    • Dok-cupy Zoom

      It's not hypocrisy if you're a Republican.

  • bikerlaureate

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • Lucidamente1

    I didn't know Mittens had a screen test for "Trading Places."

  • chascates

    There's something about some of the uber-wealthy that just fucking disgusts me. There are people who either earned or inherited wealth that still have a social conscious matched with their pocketbook.

    But any fuck who is worth more than $1,000,000 and tries to tell me he's just like me is full of fucking shit. And I'm not big on the Mormon thing. We're willing to let you have Utah.

    Just stay there. Always.

    • paris biltong

      I share the feelings but I think you need to raise the bar a little here. A million bucks ain't what it used to be. If you own your home in a non-depressed area and have a small stash in anticipation of old age, your assets quickly reach that amount and it hardly guarantees that you will live comfortably ever after.

  • FOX NEWS:

    Romney Campaign Finally Finds Long Lost Photo of Mitt and Co-Workers at Bain Capital after their Male Striptese Fundraiser to Support Habitat for Humanity.

  • LetUsBray

    All photos of Willard are at least kind of weird, have you noticed?

  • His face is really scary. He looks so predatory, like a snake that has just spotted a baby mouse. Did the money do that to him, or was he always like that?

    • Schmannnity

      It's the glint of Joseph Smith's golden tablets that gives him that craven look.

  • Big deal. I have 14 bucks in my wallet right now and I don't have to divide it amongst 6 other people.

  • rambone

    He may be a creepy, flip-flopping, opportunist, cultist, freak, but, as the photo makes clear, Willard is still the most honest Repube in the race.

  • Fare la Volpe

    And that, li'l Billy, is why all money tests positive for cocaine.

  • BTWBFDIMHO

    "In the great trading room
    there was a wireless phone
    And a red balloon
    And a picture of the cowboy shooting over the cowboy's lawyer
    And there were three little Bear Stearns sitting on chairs
    And two little kittens and a picture of Mittens
    And a little Mormon house and a young mouse.
    And a commie and a brush
    And a bowl full of cash
    And a quiet old lady who was whispering, "Rush."
    Good night, trading room. Good night, moon.
    Good night, Mormons jumping over the Moons
    Good night, light and the red balloon.
    Good night, Bear Stearns. Good night, chairs.
    Good night, kittens. Good night, Mittens.
    Good night, clocks. Good night, Goldman Socks.
    Good night, Mormon house. Good night, mouse.
    Good night, Bush. Good night, brush.
    Good night, nobody. Good night, mush.
    Good night to the old lady whispering, "Rush."
    Good night, stars. Good night, balanced and fair.
    Good night, noises everywhere."

  • Burgdorf

    Gives new meaning to "The Money Shot"

    • gullywompr

      Burgdorf wins! Ka-ching!

  • After a hard day at Bain these brave job creators would go home and relax while watching some TV.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk

  • NorthStarSpanx

    I guess I'm going to have to support failed Alaska U.S. Senate Primary winner / General loser in his Anyone But Romney PAC after all.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Ur doin' it rong. Ur sposed to TAPE the bills over ur mouf.

  • proudgrampa

    "Money is people, my friend."

  • It Came From Mitt's Pants

  • DahBoner

    Mormons are so cheap.

    See?

    Mitt's squeezing that bill so hard, Benjamin Franklin is starting to turn blue…

  • FOXNEWS:

    Romney campaign releases photo of Mitt Romney and his partners at Bain Capital celebrating the creation of a job for a middle class worker at one of their firm's businesses.

  • If you combine the stiffies in that picture you end up with an average sized dick.

  • sezme

    Strangely reminiscent of the Beatles butcher cover, only with less talent and somehow creepier.

  • ttommyunger

    That japing cunt on the far right (pun intended) is obviously having difficulty controlling his boner.

  • LuthielV

    Looks like the perfect republican candidate to me. It's all about the benjamins. OWS needs to do some street theatre based on this scene.

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