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Picture shortly to be replaced by a screen grab from video of Rick Santorum's dropout speech.Pea-brained dingus Rick Santorum’s fading vanity campaign may only be garnering him support from a statistically zero quantity of voters, but he is still the most likely to be voted “president of being a human-shaped dildo,” in our hearts! Santorum has identified the shadowy cabal of struggling single moms as America’s True Enemies of Freedom, because they tend to vote Democratic, i.e. “for the free government monies.” So greedy of them! So according to Rick’s plan, what America should be doing, to solve poverty and thereby eliminating the entire left wing as a bonus (only poors vote Democrat, see), is forcing these ladies to get a man, to straighten them out. Easy as that!

From an interview transcribed by Right Wing Watch:

Santorum: Look at the political base of the Democratic Party: it is single mothers who run a household. Why? Because it’s so tough economically that they look to the government for help and therefore they’re going to vote. So if you want to reduce the Democratic advantage, what you want to do is build two parent families, you eliminate that desire for government.

PolitiFact, meanwhile, tells Santorum to get a life:

“There hasn’t been a rise in single-parent families during this time that child poverty has increased, whereas the job market you can see directly. The parents are losing their jobs, whether there are two parents or one,” [Urban Institute senior researcher Austin Nichols] said.

“All the recent changes in child poverty and more broadly in all poverty have been due to changes in the job market.”

Yeah yeah, whatever. Everyone is missing the point here, which is that Rick Santorum is the straightest married straight person ever to be straight, so everybody just be super straight married like Rick Santorum. That was the only point. He’s straight. [Right Wing Watch/ PolitiFact]

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