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Twitter Overlords Order San Diego GOP Chairman To Get a Life

He's a regular Rodney Dangerfield, this guy!Bored dingbat San Diego County GOP chairman Tony Krvaric got kicked off Twitter after he registered a half dozen fake accounts to the names of his Democratic opponents, because he is a vindictive weirdo who isn’t smart enough to blame this kind of banal malarkey on some intern. Instead he’s wearing it around like a Boy Scout badge of honor on his new Twitter account, and he wants us all to know that he is a heroic numbskull, because he has taught the Democrats an Important Lesson, about the ’puters. Why hasn’t someone thanked him?

Oh, it’s probably true that the San Diego County Democrats if they were smarter would have put some 14-year-old staffer who knows how to “work the buttons” in charge of this project, but seeing as how it’s not technically illegal (yet) to refuse to spend precious minutes of this one life on earth registering eighteen different Twitter accounts to variants of your name, Krvaric is acting like a very superior weiner.

From the San Diego Union-Tribune:

“Basically, they are pissed off that they didn’t register them first,” Krvaric said. “For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are …

“There’s nothing illegal about it and I don’t think I did anything wrong. What sucks is I have to redo my whole account. All my followers and everything. In some way, although I want my full name back, I was following too many people so this will be like a cleansing.”

Krvaric said he did send a few tweets as [San Diego County Democratic Chairman] Jess Durfee, who he said joined “after I mocked him forever.”

“It wasn’t about him,” said Krvaric, now registered as @Krvaric. “It was really just goofing off.”

And in case you were wondering, the domain does not yet appear to be taken! [San Diego Union-Tribune; thanks to Wonkette operative “Michael G.”]

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    1. Nothingisamiss

      Get out in the sun, commie!!!!

      (Soooo lame that I'm jealous of my former west coast. Suburban Georgia is…not the same.)

    1. Blueb4sunrise

      Why are there so few google results for

      Tony Krvaric Blows Goats?

      What is he trying to hide?

          1. Redhead

            I heard that too – and he never denied it. Why hasn't Tony Krvaric denied that he blows goats? It must mean that it's true, since he would OBVIOUSLY deny it (on twitter) if it wasn't.

      1. lulzmonger

        I think if Tony Krvaric blows goats, that should be between him & the goat … unless the goat is under 18, of course.

      1. OccupyFnChicken

        He has to want the change. In RepubliCAN America, god helps those that help themselves quit goatblowing.

    2. Nothingisamiss

      OMG! THE Tony Krvaric blows goats? The one that is that republican? In San Diego? He blows goats? Oh, jeez, the fucker has never denied it. I thought hookworm disease was only contracted from contaminated soil, but I heard that when Tony Krvaric, Kravaric, Kravic, whatever blew goats he contracted hookworm.

  1. Texan_Bulldog

    Seems like the CA Republicans should stick to what they're good at: emailing jpegs of watermelon patches on the White House lawn to their 200 friends/relatives with AOL accounts.

  2. fartknocker

    This Twitter nonsense reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw at my dry cleaners this morning: "Vote Republican – We're Right"

    If a politician or Party thinks I'm going to vote for their cause because they believe conjugating statements from 140 letters makes them appear smart, keep dreaming the dream. Fucktards and their goat-fucking twitter machines.

  3. baconzgood

    Did he actually say "goober"? Who sais goober? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say goober.

    1. hilacious

      I actually used it the other day to describe a new man-friend. I couldn't quite describe him to someone and the word "goober" just came out.

    2. gurukalehuru

      Goober is booger spelled backwards, sort of. But I have to defend Tony (blower of goats) Krvaric on this minor point. I find goober to be a perfectly acceptable substitute for the now politically incorrect "retard."

  4. OneYieldRegular

    I wish there was a Twitter equivalent of the Roman arena. He and Palin could Twat one another to death.

  5. BaldarTFlagass

    "Anyone in politics who doesn't register their name on Twitter is a total goober."

    Jess Durfee probably tried to register his name, but some cocknose already had registered his name under false pretenses. Whatchagonnado?

  6. ManchuCandidate

    See you dumb Demrats with your big words, edumakashun, policies and tech unsavvy. GOPers win on the Twits because their policies can be summed up in 140 characters or less. Mostly less.

  7. Tundra Grifter

    Taking a page from Lou Sarah's and Ole Newt's playbooks is really scaping the bottom of the barrel (or, the sides of the fryer).

    Why isn't this guy camping out with the good people at OWS, trying to stir up trouble and occupy government buidings?

  8. WhatTheHeck

    Kirsten, Boy Scouts are upset because the term “Boy Scouts” was used in the same sentence as Krvaric.

  9. Chichikovovich

    Checking his bio, Mr. Krvaric was born in Sweden of Croatian parents, and came to the US as a young adult. I was living in Scandinavia about the time he would have been a teenager – Yugoslav's were common there, both as foreign workers, and later, after Tito's death and the outbreak of civil war, refugees. I'm sure Mr. Krvaric appreciates what a generous immigration policy did for him, and extends the same grace to the Mexicans in San Diego.

  10. prommie

    Then he rode his bike over to where the chess club was building its float, and he sprayed it with silly string!

  11. CapnFatback

    In some way, although I want my full name back, I was following too many people so this will be like a cleansing.”

    Oh boy, a twenama!

  12. Come here a minute

    Tony Krvaric won't be the GOP king of Twitter until he can twat out gems like, "When you are a "hammer" u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

  13. Callyson

    “Basically, they are pissed off that they didn’t register them first,” Krvaric said. “For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are …
    "Look what you made me do." This guy should move to Topeka–his way of thinking would be right at home.

    1. ShaveTheWhales

      That's certainly a fascinating article. The guy's entire life appears to be "Do unethical stuff until it's made illegal, then move on to other unethical stuff". I sure he's a wonderful Securities Broker.

      1. LesPaultard

        Can't find where he's got any family or anchor babies. Which makes me wonder if he's a stereotypical Republican.

  14. owhatever

    This is just the kind of forward-leaning aggressiveness that will land him the job as the new manager of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign. The tweet, the twat.

  15. carlgt1

    If he wants "cleansing" may I humbly suggest he jump into the heart of the next wildfires around San Diego?

  16. Mumbletypeg

    All this one-upmanship Theme of the Morning is strangely pulling old biblical tropes out of the subliminal sludge in my brain. Moments ago we had "If ye aren't first ye shall be last" in the inter-state primary squall; likewise "unto he who has, more shall be given/ but he who hasn't / even that'll be taken away" i.e. the most frustratingly obtuse passage I can recall amid a truckload of manure-worthy Garden of Verse, yet likely the one that multi-username-genius Kvraric sings out loud while cutting off other cars in traffic, probably flicking his boogers out the window at them too.

  17. thatsmrfresh

    At last he didn't get caught for the trailer parks full of old people that think he's gonna pay them for posting smack on liberal websites.
    Oh, and for the commenter who wondered about Krvaric and OWS, he was at OccupySD last week looking for known Dems to blackmail and complaining about the smell of patchouli oil. In fact, that was one of his last tweets.

  18. HarryButtle

    Tony Krvaric later phoned Democratic headquarters to ask if they had Prince Albert in a can and then left a flaming bag of dog poop on the stoop.

  19. alzronnie

    Last December, this turd broke the lease for the San Diego GOP headquarters after stiffing the landlord. They trashed the place after moving their shit and sneaking out between Christmas and New Years day when things were quiet. Of course, he blamed the landlord for doing it.

  20. Soylent Green

    Yeah. I get the same satisfaction when I park over three parking spots at a crowded mall. Wise up, stupid losers.

  21. poncho_pilot

    of course he lives in a place like Scripps Ranch. one of the dumb and boring areas of San Diego County. fucking-Republican-suburb-as-ghetto-racist-gated-everything-hour-commute-to-work-in-the-city-and-make-traffic-miserable-for-everyone-else asshole towns.

  22. Antispandex

    Well, I guess Twitter has jumped the shark, because by the time Grand Old Pampers party finds out how to use somethiing it's usually over. Hell, they just figured out 8 tracks.

  23. fuflans

    For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are they are actually doing their job


  24. Slim_Pickins

    What does the Twittering quitter in Wasilla have to say about this? (WWTQD — What would the Twittering quitter do?)

  25. AJWjr.

    I just read on the internets, so I know it's true, that Tony Kvaric fellates goats! Can you believe it?

  26. gurukalehuru

    Well, I don't speak Croatian, but Kurva is Czech for cunt, and he does seem to be one.

    Tony Krvaric is to Julian Assange what Jimmy O'Keefe is to Michael Moore.

  27. bigdupa

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  28. cheetojeebus

    So, you're saying goat blower Tony Krvaric experiences teabagging while participating in farm yard hi-jinx?

  29. Blueb4sunrise

    The goats that Tony Krvaric is alleged to have blown could not be reached for comment.
    Where are they Tony?

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