FIFTH COLUMN WARS  12:49 pm October 13, 2011

Twitter Overlords Order San Diego GOP Chairman To Get a Life

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

He's a regular Rodney Dangerfield, this guy!Bored dingbat San Diego County GOP chairman Tony Krvaric got kicked off Twitter after he registered a half dozen fake accounts to the names of his Democratic opponents, because he is a vindictive weirdo who isn’t smart enough to blame this kind of banal malarkey on some intern. Instead he’s wearing it around like a Boy Scout badge of honor on his new Twitter account, and he wants us all to know that he is a heroic numbskull, because he has taught the Democrats an Important Lesson, about the ’puters. Why hasn’t someone thanked him?

Oh, it’s probably true that the San Diego County Democrats if they were smarter would have put some 14-year-old staffer who knows how to “work the buttons” in charge of this project, but seeing as how it’s not technically illegal (yet) to refuse to spend precious minutes of this one life on earth registering eighteen different Twitter accounts to variants of your name, Krvaric is acting like a very superior weiner.

From the San Diego Union-Tribune:

“Basically, they are pissed off that they didn’t register them first,” Krvaric said. “For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are …

“There’s nothing illegal about it and I don’t think I did anything wrong. What sucks is I have to redo my whole account. All my followers and everything. In some way, although I want my full name back, I was following too many people so this will be like a cleansing.”

Krvaric said he did send a few tweets as [San Diego County Democratic Chairman] Jess Durfee, who he said joined “after I mocked him forever.”

“It wasn’t about him,” said Krvaric, now registered as @Krvaric. “It was really just goofing off.”

And in case you were wondering, the http://www.tonykrvaric.info domain does not yet appear to be taken! [San Diego Union-Tribune; thanks to Wonkette operative "Michael G."]

 
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nounverb911 October 13, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Twittter overlords should get a life too.

(I should too, the sun is out in Seattle today).

BaldarTFlagass October 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm

And buy a vowel, Vanna.

paris biltong October 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Indeed. With such an unpronounceable name, who wouldn't borrow someone else's.

EatsBabyDingos October 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Hit the Elliot's happy hour for me. A bunch of times.

Nothingisamiss October 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Get out in the sun, commie!!!!

(Soooo lame that I'm jealous of my former west coast. Suburban Georgia is…not the same.)

OccupyFnChicken October 13, 2011 at 12:53 pm

And no one has made a Tony Krvaric Blows Goats page on facebook yet, either.

Blueb4sunrise October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Why are there so few google results for

Tony Krvaric Blows Goats?

What is he trying to hide?

FNMA October 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Tony Krvaric blows goats? Who knew?

Generation[redacted] October 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

I heard Tony Krvaric blows goats.

Redhead October 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm

I heard that too – and he never denied it. Why hasn't Tony Krvaric denied that he blows goats? It must mean that it's true, since he would OBVIOUSLY deny it (on twitter) if it wasn't.

OccupyFnChicken October 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Hey everyone! Look what I found on Google!
http://www.google.com/search?q=tony+krvaric+blows

Must be true. Top link!

Cicada October 13, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I hear Tony Krvaric blew and murdered a goat in 1992.

lulzmonger October 13, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I think if Tony Krvaric blows goats, that should be between him & the goat … unless the goat is under 18, of course.

PalinzADummy October 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Not too many goats that make it into their teen years. Tony Krvaric apparently blows KIDS!

HarryButtle October 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm

When will Tony Krvaric get himself the help he needs to stop blowing goats?

OccupyFnChicken October 13, 2011 at 1:41 pm

He has to want the change. In RepubliCAN America, god helps those that help themselves quit goatblowing.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm

I never knew that Tony Krvaric Blows Goats. I will attempt to google that in the future.

PalinzADummy October 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm

I just did. Shocking.

chicken_thief October 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

I got a cure for that!!! Will be on the next plane.

~ Marcus

PalinzADummy October 13, 2011 at 10:45 pm

I hear tell that's some kind of code – nibbling and creeping across the fruited plain.

Nothingisamiss October 13, 2011 at 2:46 pm

OMG! THE Tony Krvaric blows goats? The one that is that republican? In San Diego? He blows goats? Oh, jeez, the fucker has never denied it. I thought hookworm disease was only contracted from contaminated soil, but I heard that when Tony Krvaric, Kravaric, Kravic, whatever blew goats he contracted hookworm.

ChapterUndVerse October 13, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Tony Krvaric blows a Republican goat? Why, that low-down stinkin' partisan goat-blower.

Nostrildamus October 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm

This thread is dedicated to Dan Savage.

Schmannnity October 13, 2011 at 12:54 pm

American exceptionalism. Who says the best and brightest are no longer drawn to politics?

BaldarTFlagass October 13, 2011 at 12:55 pm

What an asshole. If he's getting new people to follow, he can follow me @Fuckyoupal.

HobbesEvilTwin October 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm

didn't this guy learn anything from Dan Savage/Rick Santorum?

OccupyFnChicken October 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm

krvaric is hard to pronounce. but we can all say "santorum."

Sharkey October 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Well if anyone tries this on him, "it just shows how far behind they are …"

baconzgood October 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm

What a twat.

chicken_thief October 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm

And I heard just recently that he may be a goat blower….

FlownOver October 13, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Does t work as well with other permutations… say, "Goat blows Tony Kvaric?"

Just askin'

Texan_Bulldog October 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Seems like the CA Republicans should stick to what they're good at: emailing jpegs of watermelon patches on the White House lawn to their 200 friends/relatives with AOL accounts.

Callyson October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

And losing elections in a year when national Reeps hit the jackpot.

Generation[redacted] October 13, 2011 at 1:12 pm

And shouting obscenities at little muslim girls.

AJWjr. October 13, 2011 at 2:42 pm

And blowing goats.

Negropolis October 14, 2011 at 2:37 am

And talking on open mikes about cheating with a woman with eye patch underwear.

SayItWithWookies October 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

"A total goober" — that should shake Krvaric's enemies to their core.

weejee October 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Good on 'em, terminating Terrible Tony the twatting twit.

fartknocker October 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm

This Twitter nonsense reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw at my dry cleaners this morning: "Vote Republican – We're Right"

If a politician or Party thinks I'm going to vote for their cause because they believe conjugating statements from 140 letters makes them appear smart, keep dreaming the dream. Fucktards and their goat-fucking twitter machines.

baconzgood October 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Did he actually say "goober"? Who sais goober? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say goober.

nounverb911 October 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Rick Perry puts the goober in gubernatorial.
–Jim Hightower

hilacious October 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

I actually used it the other day to describe a new man-friend. I couldn't quite describe him to someone and the word "goober" just came out.

gurukalehuru October 13, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Goober is booger spelled backwards, sort of. But I have to defend Tony (blower of goats) Krvaric on this minor point. I find goober to be a perfectly acceptable substitute for the now politically incorrect "retard."

OneYieldRegular October 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm

I wish there was a Twitter equivalent of the Roman arena. He and Palin could Twat one another to death.

chascates October 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Even with 140 characters some people just have nothing worthwhile to say.

EatsBabyDingos October 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I know I'm a Goober, but you are a Raisinette!

BaldarTFlagass October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

"Anyone in politics who doesn't register their name on Twitter is a total goober."

Jess Durfee probably tried to register his name, but some cocknose already had registered his name under false pretenses. Whatchagonnado?

ManchuCandidate October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

See you dumb Demrats with your big words, edumakashun, policies and tech unsavvy. GOPers win on the Twits because their policies can be summed up in 140 characters or less. Mostly less.

FlownOver October 13, 2011 at 3:28 pm

"140 Characters or Less" — the latest nose count of Bachmann for President paid staff plus volunteers plus supporters.

OKthennext October 13, 2011 at 7:28 pm

9-9-9

Done!

BornInATrailer October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Twitter, the bumper stickers of the internet.

Tundra Grifter October 13, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Taking a page from Lou Sarah's and Ole Newt's playbooks is really scaping the bottom of the barrel (or, the sides of the fryer).

Why isn't this guy camping out with the good people at OWS, trying to stir up trouble and occupy government buidings?

CapnFatback October 13, 2011 at 1:05 pm

What sucks is I have to redo my whole account. All my followers and everything.

Both of 'em?

Gratuitous World October 13, 2011 at 1:05 pm

#wouldbeinterestedifthiswasabouttonikukoc

WhatTheHeck October 13, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Kirsten, Boy Scouts are upset because the term “Boy Scouts” was used in the same sentence as Krvaric.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Without the verb "molests"?

imissopus October 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Why would Tony Krvaric bother molesting Boy Scouts when we know he prefers blowing goats?

Chichikovovich October 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Checking his bio, Mr. Krvaric was born in Sweden of Croatian parents, and came to the US as a young adult. I was living in Scandinavia about the time he would have been a teenager – Yugoslav's were common there, both as foreign workers, and later, after Tito's death and the outbreak of civil war, refugees. I'm sure Mr. Krvaric appreciates what a generous immigration policy did for him, and extends the same grace to the Mexicans in San Diego.

FlownOver October 13, 2011 at 3:31 pm

At least when he's not too busy blowing goats.

prommie October 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Then he rode his bike over to where the chess club was building its float, and he sprayed it with silly string!

CapnFatback October 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

In some way, although I want my full name back, I was following too many people so this will be like a cleansing.”

Oh boy, a twenama!

Gleem_McShineys October 13, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Krvaric, Colonic

Potato, Potahto

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 13, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Wasn't Yom Kippur a few weeks ago?

Come here a minute October 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Tony Krvaric won't be the GOP king of Twitter until he can twat out gems like, "When you are a "hammer" u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

Callyson October 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

“Basically, they are pissed off that they didn’t register them first,” Krvaric said. “For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are …
"Look what you made me do." This guy should move to Topeka–his way of thinking would be right at home.

PalinzADummy October 13, 2011 at 10:51 pm

You might have hit a nerve with that.

Billmatic October 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

The internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to humanity.

prommie October 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Its like Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

proudgrampa October 13, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Sapphire Gin, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Fixed!

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm

I blame air conditioning.

Chillwaver October 13, 2011 at 1:12 pm

"Bored dingbat San Diego County GOP chairman Tony Krvaric got kicked off Twitter after he registered a half dozen fake accounts."

Newt Libel?

ifthethunderdontgetya October 13, 2011 at 1:13 pm

In some way, although I want my full name back…

You clown. You need to do something big like destroy the Gulf of Mexico before you can use that line.
~

LesPaultard October 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

San Diego GOP chairman co-founded international piracy ring

Blueb4sunrise October 13, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Awesome.

ShaveTheWhales October 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm

That's certainly a fascinating article. The guy's entire life appears to be "Do unethical stuff until it's made illegal, then move on to other unethical stuff". I sure he's a wonderful Securities Broker.

LesPaultard October 13, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Can't find where he's got any family or anchor babies. Which makes me wonder if he's a stereotypical Republican.

chicken_thief October 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm

I don't think he's as bad as Rick Scott. But then, Tony "Strider" isn't the Governor.

Nostrildamus October 13, 2011 at 3:59 pm

You know, goats really go for pirate regalia.

seppdecker October 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Republicans finally announce their jobs bill, The Get America Back to Dicking Around on Their Work Computers.

owhatever October 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

This is just the kind of forward-leaning aggressiveness that will land him the job as the new manager of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign. The tweet, the twat.

paris biltong October 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

He uses gross words in the interview. Stick to porn sites, buddy.

carlgt1 October 13, 2011 at 1:19 pm

If he wants "cleansing" may I humbly suggest he jump into the heart of the next wildfires around San Diego?

Mumbletypeg October 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

All this one-upmanship Theme of the Morning is strangely pulling old biblical tropes out of the subliminal sludge in my brain. Moments ago we had "If ye aren't first ye shall be last" in the inter-state primary squall; likewise "unto he who has, more shall be given/ but he who hasn't / even that'll be taken away" i.e. the most frustratingly obtuse passage I can recall amid a truckload of manure-worthy Garden of Verse, yet likely the one that multi-username-genius Kvraric sings out loud while cutting off other cars in traffic, probably flicking his boogers out the window at them too.

zhubajie October 13, 2011 at 5:52 pm

"Why do the wicked flourish like a green tree?"

SexySmurf October 13, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Now that Tony Krvaric can't down-fist every comment on Wonkette, he had to find another hobby.

YouBetcha October 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Gay.

Not_So_Much October 13, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Meh. I would consider it a badge of honor to not be twatting all over the place…

thatsmrfresh October 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

At last he didn't get caught for the trailer parks full of old people that think he's gonna pay them for posting smack on liberal websites.
Oh, and for the commenter who wondered about Krvaric and OWS, he was at OccupySD last week looking for known Dems to blackmail and complaining about the smell of patchouli oil. In fact, that was one of his last tweets.

proudgrampa October 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Creepy.

poncho_pilot October 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm

you know who else thought of removing people as a cleansing?

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Ted Kaczynski?

joyofjoey October 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Newt Gingrich?

imissopus October 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Jimmy Kimmel?

chicken_thief October 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm

The Pilgrims?

HarryButtle October 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Tony Krvaric later phoned Democratic headquarters to ask if they had Prince Albert in a can and then left a flaming bag of dog poop on the stoop.

JoshuaNorton October 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm

“It was really just goofing off.”

Needz moar savant, less idiot.

joyofjoey October 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm

This is all because Twitter has a well-known liberal bias!

hagajim October 13, 2011 at 1:58 pm

he has taught the Democrats an Important Lessonthat he, Tony Krvaric is a huge asshole!

alzronnie October 13, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Last December, this turd broke the lease for the San Diego GOP headquarters after stiffing the landlord. They trashed the place after moving their shit and sneaking out between Christmas and New Years day when things were quiet. Of course, he blamed the landlord for doing it.

Soylent Green October 13, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Yeah. I get the same satisfaction when I park over three parking spots at a crowded mall. Wise up, stupid losers.

SorosBot October 13, 2011 at 2:14 pm

So people are foolish for not registering for a silly, pointless little social networking fad?

JustPixelz October 13, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Tony Kvaric : putting the twit in twitter, one imaginary follower at a time.

poncho_pilot October 13, 2011 at 2:19 pm

of course he lives in a place like Scripps Ranch. one of the dumb and boring areas of San Diego County. fucking-Republican-suburb-as-ghetto-racist-gated-everything-hour-commute-to-work-in-the-city-and-make-traffic-miserable-for-everyone-else asshole towns.

Antispandex October 13, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Well, I guess Twitter has jumped the shark, because by the time Grand Old Pampers party finds out how to use somethiing it's usually over. Hell, they just figured out 8 tracks.

fuflans October 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm

For them not to register their own … It just shows how far behind they are they are actually doing their job

/fixed

Slim_Pickins October 13, 2011 at 2:39 pm

What does the Twittering quitter in Wasilla have to say about this? (WWTQD — What would the Twittering quitter do?)

AJWjr. October 13, 2011 at 2:51 pm

I just read on the internets, so I know it's true, that Tony Kvaric fellates goats! Can you believe it?

gurukalehuru October 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Well, I don't speak Croatian, but Kurva is Czech for cunt, and he does seem to be one.

Tony Krvaric is to Julian Assange what Jimmy O'Keefe is to Michael Moore.

PalinzADummy October 13, 2011 at 11:02 pm

I suggest, from now on, we spell his name "Tony Kurvaric."

comrad_darkness October 13, 2011 at 3:45 pm

The GOP are all five years old, right? Good grief.

lulzmonger October 13, 2011 at 4:09 pm

int. v. Krvaric – to blow goats. Also: one who blows goats.

SEE ALSO: Mickey Kaus.

ttommyunger October 13, 2011 at 5:43 pm

So this is what we get when Kirsten has a slow day, eh?

__kth__ October 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm

For Republicans, ratfucking isn't just a tactic, it's an ethos.

bigdupa October 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

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WhatTheHeck October 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Has anyone interviewed the goats for their reaction?

cheetojeebus October 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

So, you're saying goat blower Tony Krvaric experiences teabagging while participating in farm yard hi-jinx?

Blueb4sunrise October 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

The goats that Tony Krvaric is alleged to have blown could not be reached for comment.
Where are they Tony?

OccupyFnChicken October 13, 2011 at 1:39 pm

…and how is he keeping them silent, and not speaking to the fifth column?

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