THE GOOBER KING  5:15 pm October 12, 2011

Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn’t Owe Child Support

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Douche chillllllll.Human feces clump media whore Congressman Joe Walsh lurvs the attentionz! Except when it is about how he is a terrible loser with regard to the actual people who depend on him, his children. Therefore, we will provide this Important Update on the ONGOING SAGA of “why is Joe Walsh such a deadbeat dad?” because that is the only thing he deserves to be known for. Here is some strained reasoning that Joe Walsh wants to share with us today, totally unnecessarily as far as anyone is concerned, except to give us another reason to laugh at him: Walsh now claims he didn’t pay $117,000 in back child support payments that he owes, because he and his wife reached a “verbal agreement” that he would stop sending money because he had none (after being elected to a six-figure salaried job in Congress).

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

In a court filing in December, a month after [Joe Walsh] was elected, [ex-wife Laura Walsh] said he stopped paying child support because, he told her, he didn’t have any money.

The congressman, in a court filing Thursday, says he wasn’t making much money, his ex-wife was making good money, and their kids were spending more time with him than with her.

As a result, he could have gone to court and sought a modification of his child-support obligations, though he didn’t take that official step, his attorney said in the court filing.

“He reasonably relied on Laura’s representations and conduct, to his detriment,” the court filing says.

Walsh said he and his wife decided not to formalize their “verbal agreement” in court because “Joe and his former wife were both tired of court appearances and the resulting emotional and financial impact on the family. Neither party had the financial or emotional wherewithal to continue the battle.”

Laura Walsh’s attorney denied that.

Ah, the old “I wasn’t spending much time with my kids, so I don’t owe them anything” argument. That’s the patented Joe Walsh classiness right there. He’s just been so busy, doing almost nothing in Congress! [Chicago Sun-Times]

 

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nounverb911 October 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm

A handshake isn't worth the paper it's written on.

MMathS October 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

(Wapner, J.)

weejee October 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Silly Joe shoulda sent the missus an e-mail confirming their aggreasemunt.

DaRooster October 12, 2011 at 5:43 pm

With a couple of Twit Pix.

OzoneTom October 12, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Tell that to Texaco, Inc. v. Pennzoil, Co.

James Michael Curley October 13, 2011 at 10:43 am

You're good. I was involved in the previous attempt of MOB to acquire Getty. Got trips to LaLa Land where I always stayed at the Portofino and drove up the coast to spend twelve hours a day reading junk – then got back late one night after closing down the Roxy to find a phone message pulling the plug.

bikerlaureate October 12, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Sure is a good thing she didn't "reasonably [rely] on [Joe]’s representations and conduct, to [her] detriment,”.

SayItWithWookies October 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Note to Mr. Walsh: muttering "You'll get your child support money in hell, bitch" as you hang up the phone does not constitute a verbal agreement.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

I love Wonkette.

All the legal advice I need, and at a price I can afford!
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SayItWithWookies October 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Just remember, I am not a lawyer. At least that's what the hospital attendants always tell me as they're dragging me out of the courtroom.

GOPCrusher October 12, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Do you also represent mesothelioma cases?

emmelemm October 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

"Not licensed in your state."

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm

I've had clients that would disagree with you.

WunkRocker October 13, 2011 at 10:39 am

Mother.Fucker. I has a 5 figure gubmint job and the State still makes me pay so much that I often have to sell plasma to pay for my potted meat and crackers diet. Child Support Enforcement would have already tossed his congressional ass in jail down here. WTF?

weejee October 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm

♪♫ They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
Everybody says Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far ♫♪

yrbmegr October 13, 2011 at 4:31 pm

So, I guess the Eagles are breaking up, finally?

Sorry, just had to.

emmelemm October 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

I hate this douchebag with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Limeylizzie October 12, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Me too, he is my least favourite of the Teabugger Brigade.

fuflans October 12, 2011 at 10:02 pm

well there's a whole passel of us who vote in IL who are trying to make sure the OTHER douche gets elected to this republican district – now that he's been redistricted out. (these are the times i love me some corrupt IL dems).

CapnFatback October 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Verbal, schmerbal. It's Walsh's oral and anal agreements that worry me.

OC_Surf_Serf October 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

My name is Joe
I only got a government 'job'
I owe $117,000
I don't blame Wall Street…
God Bless the USA

comrad_darkness October 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm

He's got hisself a "gig". That's for sure.

JoshuaNorton October 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Just another teabaggin' empowered coward.

memzilla October 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Wife: "Joe, you owe the children over a hundred large in child support."

Joe Walsh: "You Lie!"

Pragmatist2 October 12, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Ah, the well known strategy referred to oin the texts as "The Best Defense Is to Be a Complete Douche Bag."

MOG2410 October 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm

Hard to argue that one.

Isyaignert October 13, 2011 at 1:18 am

Truth is, the world is laid out for @ssholes. They fuk up everyone's lives and still, they get more rights that the folks they fukked with. 'tain't right; just 'tain't right.

justkillmenow October 12, 2011 at 5:24 pm

The picture…that is all kinds of awesome right there.

Lascauxcaveman October 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm

I think I've seen this guy at a large sporting event.

Nostrildamus October 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm

He'll be the opening act at the new Florida Bullet Dome.

fletc3her October 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

You'd think a congressman would understand that the court order which requires him to pay child support can't simply be voided by his ex ruefully agreeing that he's a dick.

Callyson October 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

This guy has had almost a whole year to think of an excuse and this is the best he can come up with?

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

"My dog ate the email."

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm

And his attorney repeated it with a straight face?

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Time for Deadbeat Congressman Walsh to have his paycheck garnished — not with a sprig of parsley, but with a a child support allotment. Luckily, the founding fathers foresaw this problem and made congresscritters immune to lawsuits while in session.

Tundra Grifter October 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm

If Christine O'Donnell and Rick Santorum can live off campaign "contributions," why can't this jerk live on his salary?

And if he can't be a Congressperson and meet his obligations on the wages from that activity, maybe – just maybe – it wasn't such a hot idea to run for Congress.

Ya think?

CapnFatback October 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm

The congressman, in a court filing Thursday, says he wasn’t making much money

This–THIS–is precisely the mentality that prohibits the Dumb % from understanding what's happening on Wall Street and around the country today: "Hey, you think YOU got it bad? I only make six figures and have an ungrateful harpy and some mini-moochers to support."

Eat a wheel of dickcheese, Walsh.

GOPCrusher October 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm

"Eat a wheel of dickcheese" needs to go on a ribbon magnet.

comrad_darkness October 12, 2011 at 11:03 pm

I actually find that toecheese is the least savory of human cheeses. Maybe it's just me.

GunToting[Redacted] October 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Children are apparently NOT people.

Nostrildamus October 12, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Hey man, it's not like they're zygotes or anything.

neiltheblaze October 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Yes – another fine son of the Party of Personal Responsibility there.

Callyson October 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Also:
Walsh said he and his wife decided not to formalize their “verbal agreement” in court because “Joe and his former wife were both tired of court appearances and the resulting emotional and financial impact on the family. Neither party had the financial or emotional wherewithal to continue the battle.”
Whereas not paying child support had very little emotional and financial impact on the family…
Asshole.

emmelemm October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

I hope someday his children hate him.

Chichikovovich October 12, 2011 at 5:55 pm

I bet your wish comes true sooner than you think. Like maybe three years ago.

chicken_thief October 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Not counting that his statement completely ignores the reality that he IS back in court. Clearly he should have consulted with the ex before including her in the "neither party had the financial or emotional wherewithal…."

Jukesgrrl October 12, 2011 at 8:37 pm

I have a feeling his marriages have always been based on the wives saying one thing and Joe hearing something completely different and supremely self-serving.

fuflans October 12, 2011 at 10:03 pm

yes.

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I bet he'd change that hairdo if only he knew how silly it makes him look.

Tundra Grifter October 12, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Why do men wear backwards baseball caps?

Because they think it makes them look smarter.

GOPCrusher October 12, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Oh I don't know. It's when he is holding that John 3:16 sign at football games that makes him look silly.

Mort_Sinclair October 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

First, they should garnish this dirtbag's taxpayer-funded salary with interest. Then, they should castrate him with an amazing Ginsu knife.

Generation[redacted] October 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Garnish his celery? How will he eat?

Not_So_Much October 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Garnished celery? Maybe he could toss someone's salad?

Callyson October 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm

He certainly makes me want to toss my lunch.

ThundercatHo October 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

I was thinking a rusty, dull chainsaw and no anethesia, natch.

zhubajie October 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Remove *everything* in the process of making him a eunuch!

chicken_thief October 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Like that fucker will ever get laid. Not being one, I can't really speak for the ladies, and I don't have any science to support this but, it seems that hosing your young 'uns is not the way to win a woman's heart. Or vag.

MOG2410 October 12, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Unless your a "more for me" kind of girl, probably the only type who would blow him.

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Golly, I thought we were done with La Palin.

Nostrildamus October 12, 2011 at 7:23 pm

they should castrate him with an amazing Ginsu knife

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Fawkdifiknow October 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

He should move to Topeka so he could be more in his element, and beat the shit out of his ex, with impunity, for freedumb. Child support is socializmamizm. Tell them kids to get a job.

iburl October 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

…the old “I wasn’t spending much time with my kids, so I don’t owe them anything” argument.

Actually I think he was saying the opposite…

"their kids were spending more time with him than with her."

So, it's the old "I'm buying the kids McDonalds more often, so we're even" defense.

SexySmurf October 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

You know who else doesn't recognize verbal agreements and was also involved in a long drawn out custody fight with a verbally abusive, deadbeat dick head?

FlownOver October 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Terry Schiavo?

[BAD FlownOver! Go to your room!]

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Because Bill Frist, although indisputably a dickhead of the first water, was probably not a deadbeat, as he got obscenely rich from health insurance.

zhubajie October 12, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Mrs Newt Gingrich? The first one?

BaldarTFlagass October 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Ted Williams' frozen head?

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm

My ex-wife?

Chillwaver October 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

Besides Hilter, you mean?

chicken_thief October 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Tawd? Allegedly…

Chillwaver October 12, 2011 at 5:32 pm

NPR played the fucking insufferable solo from "Hotel California" on my way to work the other day. God, I fucking hate this guy…

LesBontemps October 12, 2011 at 5:50 pm

No no, it's "I hate the fucking Eagles."

ProudLibunatic October 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

God, I hate that song.
(Everyone else seems to love it though, and they think I AM the weird one!)

BaldarTFlagass October 12, 2011 at 6:24 pm

But the Gypsy Kings Spanish version is cool because it was in the Big Lebowski.

horsedreamer_1 October 12, 2011 at 7:11 pm

"You wanna get fucked, pendejo!?"

weejee October 12, 2011 at 7:13 pm

FWIW, when Felder came up with the tune, his bandmates called Mexican reggae.

LetUsBray October 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Naw, I like a lot of the Eagles' stuff, but that particular number is so over-rated that it sucks a significant quantity of ass.

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 6:27 pm

Take out NPR, those fuckers.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Go listen to Ira Glass' Sex Tape. It will change your view of NPR, I guarantee it.

DaSandman October 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Give me 15 minutes with him and me and my Dick Cheney Home Waterboarding kit.

He 'll do anything we want him to…

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Our new neighbor has a 7 yr kid learning to 'play' the drums, in case you can't get a waterboarding kit.

chicken_thief October 12, 2011 at 6:59 pm

I've been looking every where for one of those here in Topeka and every goddamn store is sold out. I jes don't get it.

MOG2410 October 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm

They're the big toy for Christmas this year, in the red states.

HarryButtle October 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Signed contract stating change in child support arrangements or GTFO.

Mumbletypeg October 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Oh look it's the missing rodeo mascot from our beloved clown-humping debate-a-thons..

Generation[redacted] October 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

"So I told my wife, 'I has no monies' and she said, 'Fine, be that way.' And that's how we came to an agreement, your honor."

Not_So_Much October 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Did he stand in an elevated position in a public place and shout "I declare bankruptcy!"? If so, pretty sure he's all good.

Generation[redacted] October 12, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Boob implants. Totally worth it.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Didn't this twatwaffle claim first that he'd already paid? How in the name of every hell known to mankind is he not being charged with contempt of court right now?

LetUsBray October 12, 2011 at 9:24 pm

IOKIYAR would be my guess.

meatlofer October 12, 2011 at 5:38 pm

He never took them to Fairbanks, Alaska.

edgydrifter October 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

The Joe Walsh Excuse-o-Matic:

A) The check is in the mail. On a totally unrelated note, let's kill the postal service.
B) The dog ate my child support payments.
C) God told me I don't owe anything.
D) YOU LIE!!

snackypants October 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

"Human feces clump media whore" is how I want to be memorialized in print. Thanks for another gem, Kirsten!

GuanoFaucet October 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Walsh should have just gone with the usual teabagger response to anything they don't like:

"Show me where in the Constitution it mentions child support. You can't do it, can you?…Therefore I shouldn't have to pay a damn thing Your Honor."

MistaEko October 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

A tea party darling not understanding the most basic fundementals of how the judicial system works? Quelle shoque.

Slim_Pickins October 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

The ethical question for the teabaggers is "can I get away with it?"

ifthethunderdontgetya October 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

So Joe is saying he's not one of the 53%?

Then throw his ass outta Congress, teabaggers!
~

ThundercatHo October 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

My favorite line from my dickwad ex, "If you make me pay child support then I won't have extra money for vacations and stuff." Joe Walsh should have his wages garnished and property seized and be staked outside naked for JesusWeen.

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Then, on Nov.1, he should have his dick severed and shoved up his ass while someone cuts off his head and shits down his neck, followed by the usual flaying, drawing, and quartering, with his head then displayed on a pike in the square. Just a suggestion.

MOG2410 October 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Sounds complicated, does Martha Stewart have instructions?

AJWjr. October 12, 2011 at 8:40 pm

He's just gotta hang on until October 21st.

Barrelhse October 12, 2011 at 10:27 pm

OMG, since his "stroke", I must admit, I'd completely forgotten about Harold Camping. Thanks for that?

rocktonsam October 12, 2011 at 5:43 pm

why should he have to pay?
its not his fault his wife got knocked up 3 times.
is this Amerika or not?

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:27 pm

I have a friend whose ex explained to the judge that that he should only have to pay child support for the first two, as he had not really wanted #3 or #4. "She's the one that got pregnant."

Judge essentially told him that his dick helped with the process and guess what, his dick got to share financial responsibility with her uterus.

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 5:43 pm

♪♫♪♬I get a salary of one-seventy-four
My wife agreed! I can't support her no more.
I live at C Street cuz I'm a good man;
They'll kick me out now–was that always her plan?

They call me deadbeat but she said it's okay!
I'm just being a dude in the old-fashioned way.

Life was good to me — thus far♪♬

DaRooster October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Sounds like he didn't want to pay his lawyer either… imagine.

Guppy06 October 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

"the actual people who depend on him, his children."

Children are only people until they're born.

donner_froh October 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm

He makes $174,000 per year, gets $250,000 for office expenses and travel, works Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of each week when Congress is in session, zero days per week during the scheduled "district work periods" (extended vacations) and has $900,000 per year to hire his staff including blowjob assistants.

And that harpy of an ex-wife expects him to pay something for the support of his kids?

Ridiculous.

emmelemm October 12, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Blowjob assistants, you say?

Chichikovovich October 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm

It's hard for him to deliver a truly top-notch blowjob by himself.

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 6:08 pm

It's in the Constitution. Or would be had I been there that summer in Philadelphia.

emmelemm October 12, 2011 at 6:10 pm

The summer of '69?

{Shit, I'll just save you the trouble and gong myself. GONG!}

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

As the frock-coated, powder-wigged luminaries emerged from the Pennsylvania State House that hot night in 1787, a broadsheet reporter grabbed Benjamin Franklin and asked him, “What sort of government have you given us, Sir? A republic? A new confederation?”

“A democracy, with oral sex for all* – if you can keep it,” said the great man.
_______
*Ben knew what women want.

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:29 pm

In fairness, I would imagine that he would have to pay an awful lot for blowjobs.

DaRooster October 12, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Are her pants on fire?

Slim_Pickins October 12, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Petulant child, "I don't want to and you can't make me!" Yup that's him, judge.

Tundra Grifter October 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm

OK – twenty bucks says he's banging an intern or his secretary. Or both.

He just has that look…

Limeylizzie October 12, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Looks like such a womanizer.

Tundra Grifter October 12, 2011 at 8:30 pm

2L: If you saw that look over the top of a glass, would you get up and head for the door?

Limeylizzie October 12, 2011 at 8:39 pm

Nowadays I would give him a foul look, in the late 80s, I would have gone home with him, I was a fool for that kind of wild Irishman .

Slim_Pickins October 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Or Congressman Randy Hultgren, so Randy won't run oppose him in the GOP primary…

LetUsBray October 12, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Oh, I'm guessing it costs him a lot more than twenty bucks.

Blueb4sunrise October 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm
chascates October 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Didn't these same asshats pass some law stating that people who received federal money would have childcare taken out of their payments?

donner_froh October 12, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Unfortunately (in this case) a congress critter is immune from lawsuits while in office so they can't attach his salary.

They have a tough life.

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Well. I am guessing that is not the reason he put on his campaign flyers. "Vote for me so the bitch can't come after me for child support."

DahBoner October 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

"Unfortunately (in this case) a congress critter is immune from lawsuits while in office…"

Waaaaat?

savethispatient October 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm

That's a typically Republican sense of duty: I'm not seeing my kids much, so I don't have to pay for them. Like I'm not ill, I don't need to pay into Medicaid, or whichever "I don't do thing Y so I shouldn't have to pay tax X" you wish to pick.

HelmutNewton October 12, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Typical teabagger grasp of economics: "The American people provide me with a six-figure salary, free health care and a generous pension. Therefore, I don't owe my ex-wife nothin'! I did it all on my own!"

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:33 pm

The first time this dick brags about himself having "skin in the game" (revolting phrase), unlike the peasants working 40 hours a week for minimum wage, I hope someone rips the skin right off of him.

BaldarTFlagass October 12, 2011 at 6:18 pm

I hope this guy falls out of the spotlight soon, I think we (self included) have flogged all the appropriate and even not so appropriate Joe Walsh lyrics to fucking death here.

BaldarTFlagass October 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Can a male of the species be a cunt here in the USA? I know they can in the UK. Dozy cunts, even.

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Sure, why not? If ever someone could be a dickish cunt, it would be him.

MrFizzy October 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm

I'm sure the kids were happy they didn't have to spend any time with this turd.

x111e7thst October 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Someone please dickpunch this dickweed.

Nopantsmcgee October 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Yeah, but the jar-fetuses in his rumpus room live like little kings.

WhatTheHeck October 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm

If only these children were fetuses, then they would have some rights in the eyes of the family values crowd. But alas, they are mere humans.

Rotundo_ October 12, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Joe Walsh, pushing the envelope of the term Asshole beyond all limits previously conceived of. Gosh I hope someone in his district decides to run against this sack of coliform sludge and wins so he can return to selling used cars or real estate where he belongs.

AlaskaGrrl October 12, 2011 at 7:07 pm

A sterling example of traditional (Republican) family values. And a douche-bag.

petehammer October 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm

"As a result, he could have gone to court and sought a modification of his child-support obligations, though he didn’t take that official step"

That would be the ONLY step you could take.

"As a result, I could have taken the driving test and gotten my license in order to drive, though I didn't take that official step."

"As a result, I could have gone to law school and passed the bar in order to become a lawyer, though I didn't take that official step."

Let's not call it an "official" step. Let's call it the ONLY step. He relied on a quote-unquote verbal agreement to modify a $117,000 court order? Either he's a giant liar or incredibly dumb.

Which one is it?

ChessieNefercat October 12, 2011 at 7:35 pm

"Either he's a giant liar or incredibly dumb."

"He's a giant liar and incredibly dumb."

hollywooddood October 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Just support your kids, shitbag.

DahBoner October 12, 2011 at 8:21 pm

But what does this have to do with the most pressing issues of the day?

Such as, whether or not the Senatorfold from Taxachusetts wants to fingerbang Elizabeth Warren?

Discuss….

BarackMyWorld October 12, 2011 at 8:34 pm

I'm confident we've had our last baby boomer president. Barry was born in the 60s and we usualy don't go backwards a generation for our presidents. Just ask Bob Dole.

LetUsBray October 12, 2011 at 9:35 pm

Not usually, no. But a funny thing happened when Jimmy Carter ran against a doddering old imbecile. And by "funny", I mean endlessly nightmarish.

Jukesgrrl October 12, 2011 at 8:58 pm

I have a feeling this freak will skate on every one of these serious charges. Then one day he'll be brought down for stealing a bag of stale Funyuns from a 7-Eleven. THAT, his constituents would take seriously.

Antispandex October 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

"…because, he told her, he didn’t have any money."

Well, duh! Whores and dope aren't cheap!…I mean, that's what I've read. Not that I know for sure.

LowProfileinGA October 12, 2011 at 9:31 pm

The Missus needs a new attorney.

characterfirst2 October 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm

His wife should sue him for slander. No intelligent individual would enter into a verbal support arrangement. Joe, you LIE.

fuflans October 12, 2011 at 10:10 pm

teabag tool. how does it work?

Indiepalin October 12, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Midnight Man's anal agreement with his ex-wife is not to be sneezed at. It's up there with 999.

comrad_darkness October 12, 2011 at 10:55 pm

Good old Joe, still locking up that Values Voters vote.

ttommyunger October 12, 2011 at 11:32 pm

Child support/Alimony= The fucking you get for the fucking you got. Man up, motherfucker!

Schmegeg October 13, 2011 at 12:56 am

Time for a contempt citation and the sound of the swinging door for Joe.

schvitzatura October 13, 2011 at 3:56 am

C. R. E. A. W. Get the money, dollar, dollar bill y'all!

Eve8Apples October 13, 2011 at 10:18 am

One fine day, Joe will be in poor health and will need his kids to place him in a care facility. I hope they find the most filthy, rat-infested hole staffed by the cruelest employees on the face of the earth. Karma is a bitch Joe.

outragedcitizen October 13, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Just another example of how Rethugs do not give a fuck about children after their little heads emerge from the vagina.

Fuck_This October 13, 2011 at 5:04 pm

hey, leave Joe alone. He's a good law abiding American citizen. It says nothing about child support in the Constitution. These kids …er freeloaders, need to get jobs like everyone else? Always looking for a handout. Are we a socialist country now?

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