SIGN O' THE TIMES  3:09 pm October 11, 2011

Heroic Rich Girl Wants World Where ‘We All Have Enough’

by Wonkette Jr.

Yeah but black people are SUPPOSED to be poor and struggling ...Who is this heroic gal who stepped foot into the class war mob scene of the communist French Revolution and escaped with her head? What kind of nonsense is she spouting? Send her home to listen to Rush Limbaugh with the plumbing contractors who struggle to make $65,000 a year and think they’re Warren Buffett or something.

Here is the text from this young lady’s sign, as seen at the Occupy Wall Street class warfare riots over the weekend:

I inherited money at 21. I have had health and dental insurance all my life. I want to live in a world where we all have enough. I have more than enough. Tax me! Rich kid for redistribution.

I am the 1%

I stand with the 99%

occupywallstreet.org

 

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{ 248 comments }

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 3:12 pm

The question is, are you single?

dr_giraud October 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Because in our new feudal paradise, the best answer is hypergamy.

NeonTrotsky October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

After I get off work I will head to the protest and be the first to devote everlasting love to this woman. You have three hours to beat me there.

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Good to know. For a minute there, I thought you were the guy to the right (the one digging for gold). I've got 2:50 remaining then…or I might wait until after you get maced first, then head over there…

Preferred Customer October 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Something like 50 percent of the people in this country don't even HAVE jobs, Trotsky. I think someone's going to be able to make it over there before you…

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

She can redistribute her wealth to me, any time.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 11, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I know that someone just raised my taxes, if you know what I mean.

Golfing_OJ October 11, 2011 at 5:13 pm

I seem to have expelled a little toxic mortage on myself, if you know what I mean.

WIDTAP October 12, 2011 at 9:37 am

Do I bear her a little interest? Let's just say I wouldn't mind manipulating her funds, if you you know what I mean.

Guppy06 October 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Single, shmingle. Does she need a (pasty, overweight) pool boy?

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm

C'mon now, the best thing about the Wonketteratti is our originality and cleverness. This is just more of the dreck you see from male internet scuzz on any message board where there are women.

For shame.

Nostrildamus October 11, 2011 at 4:01 pm

We are the scuzzy 99%!

LesBontemps October 11, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Plus, tits or GTFO, also, too.

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 4:06 pm

And by "cleverness," you mean our fellow Wonkeratti asking girls to show their tits from time to time?

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm

I see what you tried to do there.

My point is, we are better than this. We must BE better than this.

Lincoln out.

Lascauxcaveman October 11, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Either you're very new to this site, or you haven't been paying attention, here.

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 10:05 pm

But we haven't even gotten to the @55fucking yet!
He says in attempt to avoid Employer searches…

nonbeliever7 October 11, 2011 at 4:50 pm

It must have been irony since all the men here are gay…or am I confused again?

GregComlish October 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm

HETEROFLEXIBLE AND PROUD!

flamingpdog October 11, 2011 at 5:20 pm

All of them, Katie!
Hitler!
Why do you hate America?
Trucknutz!
Pics or GTFO!
Who else is original and clever?

GregComlish October 11, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Good news for John McCain!

Pat_Pending October 11, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Also.

imissopus October 11, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Today we are all hot chicks!
I for one welcome our new hot wealthy empathetic liberal female overlords!
1% libel!

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 10:07 pm

I don't always libel, but when I do…

Guppy06 October 12, 2011 at 10:10 am

I take offense at your comment! I have the utmost respect for women and their right to be free from sexual harassment!

I'm gold-digging, learn the difference!

jonzin October 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm

I don't see a ring…

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm

You might be looking in the wrong place.

Oblios_Cap October 12, 2011 at 10:06 am

you're all too late. Wags is tagging that.

sati_demise October 11, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Of course, Gerorge Soros is paying her to protest. $22.00 an hour + lunch.

Gratuitous World October 11, 2011 at 3:13 pm

What?!! according to Rush, she earned her money by working her way through her mother's monied vagina.

Boojum_Reborn October 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Yes, but so did I.

NorthStarSpanx October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

But she looks nothing like Bristol. . .

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:21 pm

You worked your way through her Mommy's vag? Dood, does her Dad know?

Boojum_Reborn October 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Who do you think was paying?

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Um … so, you got a phone number, or something?

Generation[redacted] October 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I bet her vagina is lined with money. I want in!

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Even if it wasn't, I'd still want in.

freakishlywrong October 11, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Has Malkin blasted her address yet?

Boojum_Reborn October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Please, please, please….

Too much, too soon, too desperate?

slowhansolo October 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Wonder how long she'll stick around once the head-cracking begins.

Generation[redacted] October 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

The police will read her sign and move her gently off to one side.

jaytingle October 12, 2011 at 8:30 am

If she can tolerate taxation she can sure as hell handle having her head split open.

CapnFatback October 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Riley, have I got the girl for you! Duck away from Breitbart and meet me by the lass wearing the polka-dot shirt and sporting the $200-dollar manicure!

nounverb911 October 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

"Heroic Rich Girl Wants World Where ‘We All Have Enough’"
It's called Greenwich, CT.

Boojum_Reborn October 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

She's hot. I want to have her anchor babies.

emmelemm October 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Bless her heart.

(No, actually, that's pretty cool of her. I just had to say it.)

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm

True. Upfist for saying it.

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Sadly, some ragey Tea Bagger will see this picture and go into a foaming at the mouth fit about how she can just write a check to the I.R.S. for any amount she wants to pay, but that doesn't mean that the rest of the rich people should have to pay any taxes at all.
Ass holes.

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Notice the guy in green to the left, totally checking her out. Today, we are all slick-back haired pervs in green shirts…

CrunchyKnee October 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Of course he's thinking "dat ass!"

Nostrildamus October 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Nah, he's just checking out those gnarly bikes.

Antispandex October 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm

VPL?

tessiee October 11, 2011 at 11:06 pm

"Today, we are all slick-back haired pervs in green shirts… "

God damn lie.
I never slick back my hair, and I don't even own a green shirt.

Come here a minute October 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm

I hope she shares her mushrooms.

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I hope she doesn't have a ween.

ThundercatHo October 11, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Good girl. Be sure to have your lawyer(s) on speed dial.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm

If she inherited anything sizeable, her lawyers have someone in the crowd keeping an eye on her, whose sole duty is to call them the minute she is accidentally touched by anything vaguely unpleasant or hostile.

Chichikovovich October 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm

He'll call the lawyers right after he alerts the helicopter full of Xe (née Blackwater) commandos hovering a discreet distance away.

weejee October 11, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Looks like she caught the Warren Buffet taxmefluenza.

DaSandman October 11, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Lissa, honey, what the fuck? Trolling for a worse class of boyfriend that you're bringing home now?

I KNEW that school your Mother liked so much was too weird and progressive.

Terry October 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Did someone in her graduating class major in Frisbee? If not, that school canNOT be considered too weird or progressive.

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Is that what the kids are calling Art History these days?

SayItWithWookies October 11, 2011 at 4:45 pm

The dean of Swarthmore will be getting an angry letter pretty soon.

johnnyzhivago October 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Not to be hyper critical,

I mean she could have had a starving graphic artist make a nice sign instead of holding a piece of cardboard that looks like a hobo slept on it last night…. just saying…

Eve8Apples October 11, 2011 at 3:25 pm

She's going for the funky hobo chic look. That piece of cardboard cost her $185.00 at Neimann Marcus.

Serolf_Divad October 11, 2011 at 3:28 pm

I saw those signs there, too. They were part of the 2012 Boheme collection, and they had them next to the $140.00 milk crate bookshelves and the $12.00 ball jar glasses.

Terry October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Did you see that they're carrying gourmet ramen noodles, too? Tres chic.

DaRooster October 11, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Hipster Cardboard…

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Clearly, all political expression in this country now days comes down to cardboard signs and revolutionary clothing.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm

You're a starving graphic artist, aren't you?

johnnyzhivago October 11, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Today we are ALL starving graphic artists!

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 5:29 pm

True. Although some of us are starvinger than others.

AJWjr. October 11, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Shabby chic is making a comeback, I see.

Schmannnity October 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Obviously used some of her 1% wealth to learn how to spell and write. Elitist!

SoBeach October 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Wonder if her mom is single too…

Not_So_Much October 11, 2011 at 3:48 pm

So wrong it's gotta be right…

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Heck, I'm 52. What's her grandmother look like?

SoBeach October 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm

I'm guessing her mom would be mid to late forties. You're still in the running. Gotta outrun me though, and I'm a couple years younger (and hopefully more spry).

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:15 pm

You are probably closer too her too. Damn. If I did run, I'd probably pull something or break a man heal and get crushed by the crowd.

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Word.

DeathofKoalas October 12, 2011 at 9:58 am

Hate to be the one to say it, but being that she inherited, mommy might not be looking so hot right now…

Too much?

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

If these class warfare traitors continue to use their unearned wealth to send a message, then who knows where we will end up?

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Anyone get her number???????

bflrtsplk October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

I wish I could say she is my sister or my mother or my best friend or – my wife. No such luck.

Eve8Apples October 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm

This is the best pick-up scheme I've ever witnessed. You go rich girl!

freakishlywrong October 11, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I'm cornfused. Is she the 1% that's also a part of the %53% that does/doesn't want to help out the 99%? This is why we can't do shrooms anymore..

mereoblivion October 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm

There is a longhair that doesn't like the shorthair
For bein' such a rich one that will not help the poor one

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Diff'rent strokes.

Poor man's living out of a bus, these days.

justkillmenow October 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Maths is hard.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Did you grow up in the UK, or the colonies? You say "maths," like we English-educated do. Americans say "math."

Serolf_Divad October 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Couldn't she afford a nicer sign?

elviouslyqueer October 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Oh Serolf, you obviously can't recognize shabby chic when you see it. For shame!

Serolf_Divad October 11, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Hey, man… I was shabby before shabby was chic! Or something…

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

OT: But I look for furniture on Craigs List. Often I find misspellings but the funniest one, besides someone selling a Candle Opera, was the "Scabby Shiek Dresser that your daughter will just love."

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:28 pm

You just KNOW that guy's been sleepin' wit' da camels.

Chillwaver October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm

She's aiming for a more authentic/ironic sign. I bet her backpack is full of PBR too…

SorosBot October 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Not if she's rich; the hipsters may claim to drink PBR ironically, but they really do so because it's dirt cheap.

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm

As mentioned, there's an reason to go for cardboard, which is much more obvious if you actually go down to the occupation:

durability. Plus, also too, it doubles as a place to sit semi-comfortably. Fancy poster-board signs don't do anything for cushioning the booty.

finallyhappy October 11, 2011 at 6:22 pm

not true -what if you use Foamcore- which she can surely afford

Come here a minute October 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I can't think of a nicer sign.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm

You know, that sign happens to be part of the whole Needless Markup Neo-Primitif Spring Season Advance Buys Wardrobe.

You DO know that, don't you?

SorosBot October 11, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Traitor!

Monsieur_Grumpe October 11, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Now that is an American patriot folks.

NorthStarSpanx October 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

But I don't see any flag-christ-biblical-armed services-pro-life-2nd-Amendment bling.

She must be foreign.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm

French, I hope.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I like the way they think.

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Is that dude in the far right top about to pick? He is, isn't he? He's about to pick. Look at that. He's gonna pick.

elviouslyqueer October 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Diggin' deep, also, too.

prommie October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm

$50 bucks says he eats it.

Nostrildamus October 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm

David Bowie really tanked once he got that hair piece.

DaRooster October 11, 2011 at 4:04 pm

"I wanna hamburger… no a CHEESE burger… I wanna hot dog… I wanna…"

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:42 pm

SPAULDING!

Generation[redacted] October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Double or nothing says he eats it.

Not_So_Much October 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm

His frontal itches — that's all.

Guppy06 October 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm

And of all the things to focus on in the photo, you catch that?

I'd tell you to get your head examined, if your fictional health insurance policy covered that sort of thing.

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

It was my inner Seinfeld showing. Damn. I thought that zipper was secure.

OC_Surf_Serf October 11, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I don't have the facts to back this up but I know she and I are in love…

Monsieur_Grumpe October 11, 2011 at 3:29 pm

I saw her first!

Nostrildamus October 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm

I want to live in a world where we all have hot, rich chicks.

prommie October 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Share the wealthy! (wealthy chicks)

Generation[redacted] October 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

No way. You see the way she's looking at me there?

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I have already photoshopped myself standing beside her. And it is good that her feet are cropped. I can't paint feet.

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 10:12 pm

Hello mister Leifeld.

chicken_thief October 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Congrats to the two of you! May you live long happy lives in wedded bliss. But, uh, you don't mind if I fuck her on the side occasionally, do you?

FNMA October 11, 2011 at 3:51 pm

"On the side"? OK, whatever you're into…

nonbeliever7 October 11, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Hey, you just reconnected 2 neurons that haven't fired since 1976. With apologies to most of you…..

A prostitute needs an emergency appendectomy. Unfortunately the drunken ER doctor getting confused while closing the incision. So now the prostitute is making a little money on the side.

/rimshot/

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

If I were a woman, I'd have to be a lesbian because of all you creepy bastards who think you have a modicum of originality.

chicken_thief October 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm

No.

And what makes you think that lesbians would be dying to welcome the Self-Appointed Humor Police into their fold?!

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 4:16 pm

I guess we've got different definitions of humor.

Feel free to make jokes about the darkies, too.

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:44 pm

As a professional creepy bastard, I take umbrage at this statement.

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 10:13 pm

And that's not all!

Serolf_Divad October 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm

If I were a woman I'd have to be a lesbian because… well, I dig chicks.

crybabyboehner October 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm

I just call it courtin' but the judge called it "stalking" …

smokefilleddoommate October 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Why doesn't she bring some dough and hand it out or something? Put your money where your sufficiently insured mouth is, sister.

Maman October 11, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Good girl. She was taught to share by good parents.

mavenmaven October 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Everyone whose first thought was, "is she single", please raise your hands.

Nostrildamus October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Wait, those aren't hands!

GorzoTheMighty October 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Both hands and something else is raised!

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Both? Can't I just raise one?

DaRooster October 11, 2011 at 3:34 pm

She could have a least bought a WHITE piece of cardboard… for readability sake.

smokefilleddoommate October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

She was going to buy a billboard to stand under but then she realized teh poorz usually use cardboard for their signs.

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

There's actually few important reasons to use corrogated cardboard rather than poster board for something like this:

a) multiple days of use don't show nearly as badly as it does against white.

2) relatedly, more durable

and most importantly,
III) it doubles as a place to sit, since Zuccotti park is all pavement.

chicken_thief October 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Cardboard, schmardboard. Couldn't the bitch find someone to write it on her tits?!

KeepFnThatChicken October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Why doesn't she just shut up and create a fucking job? HUSH, JOB CREATOR, AND MAKE ME SOME MONEYS

x111e7thst October 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Sarah Lawrence or Bryn Mawr?

littlebigdaddy October 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Too good looking for Bryn Mawr.

dr_giraud October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Smith.

KeepFnThatChicken October 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

GOD DAMN THAT IS HARSH

…but I did laugh.

smokefilleddoommate October 11, 2011 at 3:47 pm

…and likely true.

prommie October 11, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Havorford.

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Way to crush the upwardly-mobile hopes of all the boys in this thread, if it ends up she's a Mawrter.

LesBontemps October 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

But it does open up the competition to the girls.

smokefilleddoommate October 11, 2011 at 4:01 pm

You can't see her feet, but she's wearing Birks–clogs. She has a rainbow diversity bumper sticker on her Outback. Oh, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

emmelemm October 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Not a problem. I could easily swing that way. And I like cats.

imissopus October 11, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Vassar.

Limeylizzie October 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

That's the future Mrs. Soros Bot, get down there my man.

Generation[redacted] October 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Better than an ex-marine with no health insurance. Right?

BlueStateLibel October 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Disinherited in 1, 2, 3 …BTW, where's Riley? We need to start taking up a collection to buy the kid a parka and snow boots for the coming winter months. Then again, eh, Washington's army was mostly barefoot during the winter months, and there's no law against lighting campfires.

zappadoo76 October 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Some communists you guys are! The first thing you think of is marrying money!

prommie October 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm

I can't be a rich communist?

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Opulence. I haz it.

LesBontemps October 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Sure, we're just redistributing the wealth one comrade at a time.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 11, 2011 at 4:05 pm

It is the American way!

Allmighty_Manos October 11, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Why does she hate the job creators?

Blueb4sunrise October 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Going to her house on Halloween.

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm

"Trick or Twenties!"

OKthennext October 11, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Jesus Ween.

tessiee October 11, 2011 at 11:13 pm

At least it's a safe bet that she won't be handing out bibles.

DesertDingo October 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm

That's a lot to read. What's the executive summary?

DaRooster October 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm

I haz $.
I don't pay taxes.
San Dimas High School Footbal Rules!!

Indiepalin October 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Any truth to the rumor that tonight's GOP debate / goatfuck, at Dartmouth College, will be moderated by Keggy the Keg?

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm

In honor of Dartmouth College's decision to host this debate, I plan on watching it drunk.

rahelio October 11, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Pfft, like you weren't going to do that anyway.

OneYieldRegular October 11, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Co-moderated by Paxil and Seconal.

__kth__ October 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

If she feels so strongly, she should give away her trust fund so maybe a few hundred people can stave off eviction for another couple months.

/wingnut

anteater October 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I can't tell how big her rack is. What? Like you weren't thinking it.
My future wife needs to fit properly into a too-small bikini.
Then we will laugh and splash about in the oversized pool while white-gloved servants wait with cool adult beverages. Beverages!!!!

hagajim October 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Meh – a little surgery can fix the rack!

emmelemm October 11, 2011 at 4:05 pm

All it takes is money… which she apparently has, hooray!

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:09 pm

I bet she had it in bra-loads.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm

RBLRDR, is that you?

hagajim October 11, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Nice to know the trustafarians (at least this one) aren't totally self-absorbed assholes…good on ya sister!

Gorillionaire October 11, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Damn. She's probably a gourmet chef and an excellent drummer too.

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm

So am I and I ain't rich, goddammit.

prommie October 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Need I say that I would hit that? I would it it, till she has had enough, because she wants to live in a world where everybody has enough.

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm

As someone who has not had any for far too long, I would like to help her realize that dream.

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Dammit, I keep clicking the margins and I get the blo gads.

smokefilleddoommate October 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Is that like getting the go nads?

PalinzADummy October 11, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Nowhere *near* as good as the blo jobs.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm

You know who else betrayed their class?

jus_wonderin October 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Titantic's Rose?

SorosBot October 11, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold?

OKthennext October 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Franklin Roosevelt?

Chet Kincaid October 11, 2011 at 4:35 pm

The Kennedys?

Preferred Customer October 11, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Steve Jobs?

GunToting[Redacted] October 11, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Ty Webb?

Barrelhse October 11, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Who's been talking?

GOPCrusher October 11, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Spicoli?

zhubajie October 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm

Solon

flamingpdog October 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

No, wait, she saved her class. Her whole school, in fact!

OKthennext October 11, 2011 at 6:12 pm

The entire Weasley family?

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 6:42 pm

HALF-BLOOD PRINCE LIBEL!

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Draco Malfoy?

tessiee October 11, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Carrie?

tessiee October 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Every single dumb-ass teabagger who votes to benefit corporations and the wealthy, even when it makes their lives worse?

BTWBFDIMHO October 12, 2011 at 12:19 am

Herman Cain?

Chet Kincaid October 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Surely she has the means to buy us a House or Senate seat behind the scenes, instead of standing on the street with a cardboard sign pretending to be powerless?

tessiee October 11, 2011 at 11:17 pm

But it's so much cooler to wear jeans and hold up a protest sign, as though one were poor.

Negropolis October 12, 2011 at 12:27 am

You know how much House and Senates seats are going for in these post-Citizens United times? It's possible she could be the majority owner of some rural House member, but that's about it unless she's more wealthy than I'm thinking she is.

Sharkey October 11, 2011 at 4:14 pm

#occupyporn

JustEd2 October 11, 2011 at 4:16 pm

So what exactly is preventing her from donating all her money to the poor if she feels she has too much money? She needs the government to tell her to do it?

James Michael Curley October 11, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Ok, I'm in love. I don't need no stinkin' psylocybin.

chicken_thief October 11, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I think she found that sign discarded in the ally behind Trump Tower.

Antispandex October 11, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Wait a minute! Backpack? No wonder bra? Those nails? No jewlery, or makeup? I'm not buying it! But, she does possess a certain doability…

WordsOfWiesman October 11, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Well, of course she inherited the money, amirite? If she had earned her money all by herself then she wouldn't want to give it all away like a class traitor. She should try to emulate hardscrabble, yet rich, heroes like, um, the Koch brothers, no wait, or Mitt Romney or the Waltons. Oh never mind.

meatlofer October 11, 2011 at 4:21 pm

All that is very interesting….NOW SHOW US YOUR TITs!

SaintRond October 11, 2011 at 4:22 pm

That woman gave me a "special" feeling.

V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡ October 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Wonder how she'd feel about an estate tax of about….let's about 100 percent of the estate value, with a $100K exemption.

rocktonsam October 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm

FOX NEWZ is showing lottery winners that are patriots.

Suck it cute girl with money.

L188188 October 11, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Well who else but rich people have magic markers in 2 DIFFERENT COLORS?

SorosBot October 11, 2011 at 5:02 pm

It's good to know that there are some rich girls who can rely on the old man's money that actually do know that it's wrong, wrong to take what is given you.

El Pinche October 11, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Is there a sign on her ass? She's lucky the dude in green doesn't have heat vision.

owhatever October 11, 2011 at 5:59 pm

That's my daughter, and I'm proud of her, but I really should have sold her into slavery long ago, back when she got uppity and learned to read.

rickmaci October 11, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Pretty face, check
Nice figure, check
Great hair, check
Nice dresser, check
Liberal politics, check
Fat portfolio, check

Will you marry me???????

VinnyThePooh October 11, 2011 at 7:31 pm

As Rob Lowe inspects 100% of her ass.

PuglyDoRight October 11, 2011 at 7:53 pm

She's so humble that she used shitty cardboard to make her sign instead of fancy posterboard.

Douché October 11, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Check out the dude 'checkin out her assets…

bagofmice October 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm

It's not even embossed!

MilwaukeeKent October 11, 2011 at 10:36 pm

I say way to go and good for her. Some people are decent regardless of the circumstances of their birth. Tip of the hat to her and everyone down there.

mrblifil October 11, 2011 at 10:53 pm

I would like to introduce her to a newer, more profound sense of openness.

ttommyunger October 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Socialist Bitch!

MadBrahms October 12, 2011 at 12:16 am

Lovely as the "tax me more" sentiment is, there are plenty of ways to pay more into society in the meantime. I recommend giving money to a public university endowment. Possibly anthropology, in Florida.

BTWBFDIMHO October 12, 2011 at 12:27 am

The Signs They Are a-Changin'.

lulzmonger October 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Not letting big money nom your conscience = HAWT.

paymytaxbill October 14, 2011 at 3:43 am

I've got a SCOOP for everyone. It appears this girl may be a phony. I've found out who she is and have found more photos. It appears everyone she works with went out with similar signs. Is it possible there are that many 1% millionaires/billionaires all under one roof where they work? hmm

Check out the article:
http://www.paymytaxbill.com/1-percent-begging/1-t

3xm October 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Stop and think for a minute.

For all the posters who are putting this woman down, are you really equating wealth with evil, and poverty with virtue? Do really think everyone of the 99% are inherently 'good' and the 1% are not?

The sexist remarks are inane, and troll like.

I take what she is saying at face value as I have no reason not to.

Does anyone have any evidence to the contrary? Facts? I'm always willing to listen to the truth.

snoopyfan2010 October 15, 2011 at 10:35 pm

I dared to share this post and got the following as a response:
"Like I said I don't believe she is in the 1%
unless she shows her tax return and personal financial sheet

Until then she is a socialist who needs to give her inheritance back to parents and let them redistribute it"

Ugh!

paymytaxbill October 19, 2011 at 2:53 pm

She is just one of many that work for an organization called "Resource Generation" – everyone she works for made a similar sign. I'd like to see their tax returns…

What I don't like about it is they tried to make it look like a spontaneous event, when it wasn't. I guess that's what you call "staged"

Read all about it here:
http://www.paymytaxbill.com/1-percent-begging/1-t

LiveFree7 November 15, 2011 at 9:50 am

No one's stopping her from paying higher taxes…

danneskjold42 November 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm

if you're given everything you have, why would you care if its taken away (as long as you still will have enough)? you didnt work for it, and you didnt earn it.
hers is a special case that doesn't strengthen the argument for increasing taxes on the wealthy. most of the wealthy did earn their wealth in accordance with the structure of our economy.
thats the problem though. the structure of our economy is such that the top 1 percent earn the majority of the nation's income, and there are only 3 million people who fit in that category.
we need more mid-level job growth. people dont want hand-outs, people want work and the opportunity to better their lives.

danielwalldammit September 6, 2012 at 4:27 am

Odd how hard it is to get across such a basic question of fairness.

Boojum_Reborn October 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Or something. What do you think this is, Socialism?

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Oh ho, I get it. He dares make a valid comment equating the repression of one group of people to the oppression of another group of people, therefore he is not liberal enough!

Unfairman October 11, 2011 at 5:16 pm

I get it! Someone makes a valid point criticizing the use of marginalizing language used to subjugate as being similar to the marginalizing language used to subjugate another group, and therefore they aren't liberal or progressive!

Such double speak is admirable.

I know, I know. tl;dr

GunToting[Redacted] October 11, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Oh, heavens! *clutches pearls, looks for fainting couch…*

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Well, we do have a well-deserved reputation for making fun of Trig, so that's something.

Negropolis October 12, 2011 at 12:23 am

Gawker is that-a-way.

Oh, and the darkies? Nigga', please.

You're new here. Either you'll end up loving us, or you'll leave.

mumbly_joe October 11, 2011 at 6:32 pm

T.

natoslug October 11, 2011 at 7:09 pm

4 blocks/FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!!!

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