Who is this heroic gal who stepped foot into the class war mob scene of the communist French Revolution and escaped with her head? What kind of nonsense is she spouting? Send her home to listen to Rush Limbaugh with the plumbing contractors who struggle to make $65,000 a year and think they’re Warren Buffett or something.
Here is the text from this young lady’s sign, as seen at the Occupy Wall Street class warfare riots over the weekend:
I inherited money at 21. I have had health and dental insurance all my life. I want to live in a world where we all have enough. I have more than enough. Tax me! Rich kid for redistribution.
I am the 1%
I stand with the 99%
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The question is, are you single?
Because in our new feudal paradise, the best answer is hypergamy.
After I get off work I will head to the protest and be the first to devote everlasting love to this woman. You have three hours to beat me there.
Good to know. For a minute there, I thought you were the guy to the right (the one digging for gold). I've got 2:50 remaining then…or I might wait until after you get maced first, then head over there…
Something like 50 percent of the people in this country don't even HAVE jobs, Trotsky. I think someone's going to be able to make it over there before you…
She can redistribute her wealth to me, any time.
I know that someone just raised my taxes, if you know what I mean.
I seem to have expelled a little toxic mortage on myself, if you know what I mean.
Do I bear her a little interest? Let's just say I wouldn't mind manipulating her funds, if you you know what I mean.
Single, shmingle. Does she need a (pasty, overweight) pool boy?
C'mon now, the best thing about the Wonketteratti is our originality and cleverness. This is just more of the dreck you see from male internet scuzz on any message board where there are women.
For shame.
We are the scuzzy 99%!
Plus, tits or GTFO, also, too.
And by "cleverness," you mean our fellow Wonkeratti asking girls to show their tits from time to time?
I see what you tried to do there.
My point is, we are better than this. We must BE better than this.
Lincoln out.
Either you're very new to this site, or you haven't been paying attention, here.
But we haven't even gotten to the @55fucking yet!
He says in attempt to avoid Employer searches…
It must have been irony since all the men here are gay…or am I confused again?
HETEROFLEXIBLE AND PROUD!
All of them, Katie!
Hitler!
Why do you hate America?
Trucknutz!
Pics or GTFO!
Who else is original and clever?
Assfucking/buttsechs!
This entire blog can be shipped off to Afghanistan. No one has lost any
That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.
Happy now?
T.
4 blocks/FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!!!
Good news for John McCain!
Also.
Today we are all hot chicks!
I for one welcome our new hot wealthy empathetic liberal female overlords!
1% libel!
I don't always libel, but when I do…
I take offense at your comment! I have the utmost respect for women and their right to be free from sexual harassment!
I'm gold-digging, learn the difference!
I don't see a ring…
You might be looking in the wrong place.
you're all too late. Wags is tagging that.
Of course, Gerorge Soros is paying her to protest. $22.00 an hour + lunch.
What?!! according to Rush, she earned her money by working her way through her mother's monied vagina.
Yes, but so did I.
But she looks nothing like Bristol. . .
You worked your way through her Mommy's vag? Dood, does her Dad know?
Who do you think was paying?
Um … so, you got a phone number, or something?
I bet her vagina is lined with money. I want in!
Even if it wasn't, I'd still want in.
Has Malkin blasted her address yet?
Please, please, please….
Too much, too soon, too desperate?
Wonder how long she'll stick around once the head-cracking begins.
The police will read her sign and move her gently off to one side.
If she can tolerate taxation she can sure as hell handle having her head split open.
Riley, have I got the girl for you! Duck away from Breitbart and meet me by the lass wearing the polka-dot shirt and sporting the $200-dollar manicure!
"Heroic Rich Girl Wants World Where ‘We All Have Enough’"
It's called Greenwich, CT.
She's hot. I want to have her anchor babies.
Bless her heart.
(No, actually, that's pretty cool of her. I just had to say it.)
True. Upfist for saying it.
Sadly, some ragey Tea Bagger will see this picture and go into a foaming at the mouth fit about how she can just write a check to the I.R.S. for any amount she wants to pay, but that doesn't mean that the rest of the rich people should have to pay any taxes at all.
Ass holes.
Notice the guy in green to the left, totally checking her out. Today, we are all slick-back haired pervs in green shirts…
Of course he's thinking "dat ass!"
Nah, he's just checking out those gnarly bikes.
VPL?
"Today, we are all slick-back haired pervs in green shirts… "
God damn lie.
I never slick back my hair, and I don't even own a green shirt.
I hope she shares her mushrooms.
I hope she doesn't have a ween.
Good girl. Be sure to have your lawyer(s) on speed dial.
If she inherited anything sizeable, her lawyers have someone in the crowd keeping an eye on her, whose sole duty is to call them the minute she is accidentally touched by anything vaguely unpleasant or hostile.
He'll call the lawyers right after he alerts the helicopter full of Xe (née Blackwater) commandos hovering a discreet distance away.
Looks like she caught the Warren Buffet taxmefluenza.
Lissa, honey, what the fuck? Trolling for a worse class of boyfriend that you're bringing home now?
I KNEW that school your Mother liked so much was too weird and progressive.
Did someone in her graduating class major in Frisbee? If not, that school canNOT be considered too weird or progressive.
Is that what the kids are calling Art History these days?
The dean of Swarthmore will be getting an angry letter pretty soon.
Not to be hyper critical,
I mean she could have had a starving graphic artist make a nice sign instead of holding a piece of cardboard that looks like a hobo slept on it last night…. just saying…
She's going for the funky hobo chic look. That piece of cardboard cost her $185.00 at Neimann Marcus.
I saw those signs there, too. They were part of the 2012 Boheme collection, and they had them next to the $140.00 milk crate bookshelves and the $12.00 ball jar glasses.
Did you see that they're carrying gourmet ramen noodles, too? Tres chic.
Hipster Cardboard…
Clearly, all political expression in this country now days comes down to cardboard signs and revolutionary clothing.
You're a starving graphic artist, aren't you?
Today we are ALL starving graphic artists!
True. Although some of us are starvinger than others.
Shabby chic is making a comeback, I see.
Obviously used some of her 1% wealth to learn how to spell and write. Elitist!
Wonder if her mom is single too…
So wrong it's gotta be right…
Heck, I'm 52. What's her grandmother look like?
I'm guessing her mom would be mid to late forties. You're still in the running. Gotta outrun me though, and I'm a couple years younger (and hopefully more spry).
You are probably closer too her too. Damn. If I did run, I'd probably pull something or break a man heal and get crushed by the crowd.
Word.
Hate to be the one to say it, but being that she inherited, mommy might not be looking so hot right now…
Too much?
If these class warfare traitors continue to use their unearned wealth to send a message, then who knows where we will end up?
Anyone get her number???????
I wish I could say she is my sister or my mother or my best friend or – my wife. No such luck.
This is the best pick-up scheme I've ever witnessed. You go rich girl!
I'm cornfused. Is she the 1% that's also a part of the %53% that does/doesn't want to help out the 99%? This is why we can't do shrooms anymore..
There is a longhair that doesn't like the shorthair
For bein' such a rich one that will not help the poor one
Diff'rent strokes.
Poor man's living out of a bus, these days.
Maths is hard.
Did you grow up in the UK, or the colonies? You say "maths," like we English-educated do. Americans say "math."
Couldn't she afford a nicer sign?
Oh Serolf, you obviously can't recognize shabby chic when you see it. For shame!
Hey, man… I was shabby before shabby was chic! Or something…
OT: But I look for furniture on Craigs List. Often I find misspellings but the funniest one, besides someone selling a Candle Opera, was the "Scabby Shiek Dresser that your daughter will just love."
You just KNOW that guy's been sleepin' wit' da camels.
She's aiming for a more authentic/ironic sign. I bet her backpack is full of PBR too…
Not if she's rich; the hipsters may claim to drink PBR ironically, but they really do so because it's dirt cheap.
As mentioned, there's an reason to go for cardboard, which is much more obvious if you actually go down to the occupation:
durability. Plus, also too, it doubles as a place to sit semi-comfortably. Fancy poster-board signs don't do anything for cushioning the booty.
not true -what if you use Foamcore- which she can surely afford
I can't think of a nicer sign.
You know, that sign happens to be part of the whole Needless Markup Neo-Primitif Spring Season Advance Buys Wardrobe.
You DO know that, don't you?
Traitor!
Now that is an American patriot folks.
But I don't see any flag-christ-biblical-armed services-pro-life-2nd-Amendment bling.
She must be foreign.
French, I hope.
I like the way they think.
Is that dude in the far right top about to pick? He is, isn't he? He's about to pick. Look at that. He's gonna pick.
Diggin' deep, also, too.
$50 bucks says he eats it.
David Bowie really tanked once he got that hair piece.
"I wanna hamburger… no a CHEESE burger… I wanna hot dog… I wanna…"
SPAULDING!
Double or nothing says he eats it.
His frontal itches — that's all.
And of all the things to focus on in the photo, you catch that?
I'd tell you to get your head examined, if your fictional health insurance policy covered that sort of thing.
It was my inner Seinfeld showing. Damn. I thought that zipper was secure.
I don't have the facts to back this up but I know she and I are in love…
I saw her first!
I want to live in a world where we all have hot, rich chicks.
Share the wealthy! (wealthy chicks)
No way. You see the way she's looking at me there?
I have already photoshopped myself standing beside her. And it is good that her feet are cropped. I can't paint feet.
Hello mister Leifeld.
Congrats to the two of you! May you live long happy lives in wedded bliss. But, uh, you don't mind if I fuck her on the side occasionally, do you?
"On the side"? OK, whatever you're into…
Hey, you just reconnected 2 neurons that haven't fired since 1976. With apologies to most of you…..
A prostitute needs an emergency appendectomy. Unfortunately the drunken ER doctor getting confused while closing the incision. So now the prostitute is making a little money on the side.
/rimshot/
Grow. The. Fuck. Up.
If I were a woman, I'd have to be a lesbian because of all you creepy bastards who think you have a modicum of originality.
No.
And what makes you think that lesbians would be dying to welcome the Self-Appointed Humor Police into their fold?!
I guess we've got different definitions of humor.
Feel free to make jokes about the darkies, too.
As a professional creepy bastard, I take umbrage at this statement.
And that's not all!
If I were a woman I'd have to be a lesbian because… well, I dig chicks.
I just call it courtin' but the judge called it "stalking" …
Why doesn't she bring some dough and hand it out or something? Put your money where your sufficiently insured mouth is, sister.
Good girl. She was taught to share by good parents.
Everyone whose first thought was, "is she single", please raise your hands.
Wait, those aren't hands!
Both hands and something else is raised!
Both? Can't I just raise one?
She could have a least bought a WHITE piece of cardboard… for readability sake.
She was going to buy a billboard to stand under but then she realized teh poorz usually use cardboard for their signs.
There's actually few important reasons to use corrogated cardboard rather than poster board for something like this:
a) multiple days of use don't show nearly as badly as it does against white.
2) relatedly, more durable
and most importantly,
III) it doubles as a place to sit, since Zuccotti park is all pavement.
Cardboard, schmardboard. Couldn't the bitch find someone to write it on her tits?!
Why doesn't she just shut up and create a fucking job? HUSH, JOB CREATOR, AND MAKE ME SOME MONEYS
Sarah Lawrence or Bryn Mawr?
Too good looking for Bryn Mawr.
Smith.
GOD DAMN THAT IS HARSH
…but I did laugh.
…and likely true.
Havorford.
Way to crush the upwardly-mobile hopes of all the boys in this thread, if it ends up she's a Mawrter.
But it does open up the competition to the girls.
You can't see her feet, but she's wearing Birks–clogs. She has a rainbow diversity bumper sticker on her Outback. Oh, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Not a problem. I could easily swing that way. And I like cats.
Vassar.
That's the future Mrs. Soros Bot, get down there my man.
Better than an ex-marine with no health insurance. Right?
Disinherited in 1, 2, 3 …BTW, where's Riley? We need to start taking up a collection to buy the kid a parka and snow boots for the coming winter months. Then again, eh, Washington's army was mostly barefoot during the winter months, and there's no law against lighting campfires.
Some communists you guys are! The first thing you think of is marrying money!
I can't be a rich communist?
Opulence. I haz it.
Sure, we're just redistributing the wealth one comrade at a time.
It is the American way!
Why does she hate the job creators?
Going to her house on Halloween.
"Trick or Twenties!"
Jesus Ween.
At least it's a safe bet that she won't be handing out bibles.
That's a lot to read. What's the executive summary?
I haz $.
I don't pay taxes.
San Dimas High School Footbal Rules!!
Any truth to the rumor that tonight's GOP debate / goatfuck, at Dartmouth College, will be moderated by Keggy the Keg?
In honor of Dartmouth College's decision to host this debate, I plan on watching it drunk.
Pfft, like you weren't going to do that anyway.
Co-moderated by Paxil and Seconal.
If she feels so strongly, she should give away her trust fund so maybe a few hundred people can stave off eviction for another couple months.
/wingnut
I can't tell how big her rack is. What? Like you weren't thinking it.
My future wife needs to fit properly into a too-small bikini.
Then we will laugh and splash about in the oversized pool while white-gloved servants wait with cool adult beverages. Beverages!!!!
Meh – a little surgery can fix the rack!
All it takes is money… which she apparently has, hooray!
I bet she had it in bra-loads.
RBLRDR, is that you?
Nice to know the trustafarians (at least this one) aren't totally self-absorbed assholes…good on ya sister!
Damn. She's probably a gourmet chef and an excellent drummer too.
So am I and I ain't rich, goddammit.
Need I say that I would hit that? I would it it, till she has had enough, because she wants to live in a world where everybody has enough.
As someone who has not had any for far too long, I would like to help her realize that dream.
Dammit, I keep clicking the margins and I get the blo gads.
Is that like getting the go nads?
Nowhere *near* as good as the blo jobs.
You know who else betrayed their class?
Titantic's Rose?
Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold?
Franklin Roosevelt?
The Kennedys?
Steve Jobs?
Ty Webb?
Who's been talking?
Spicoli?
Solon
Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
No, wait, she saved her class. Her whole school, in fact!
The entire Weasley family?
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE LIBEL!
Draco Malfoy?
Carrie?
Every single dumb-ass teabagger who votes to benefit corporations and the wealthy, even when it makes their lives worse?
Herman Cain?
Surely she has the means to buy us a House or Senate seat behind the scenes, instead of standing on the street with a cardboard sign pretending to be powerless?
But it's so much cooler to wear jeans and hold up a protest sign, as though one were poor.
You know how much House and Senates seats are going for in these post-Citizens United times? It's possible she could be the majority owner of some rural House member, but that's about it unless she's more wealthy than I'm thinking she is.
#occupyporn
So what exactly is preventing her from donating all her money to the poor if she feels she has too much money? She needs the government to tell her to do it?
Ok, I'm in love. I don't need no stinkin' psylocybin.
I think she found that sign discarded in the ally behind Trump Tower.
Wait a minute! Backpack? No wonder bra? Those nails? No jewlery, or makeup? I'm not buying it! But, she does possess a certain doability…
Well, of course she inherited the money, amirite? If she had earned her money all by herself then she wouldn't want to give it all away like a class traitor. She should try to emulate hardscrabble, yet rich, heroes like, um, the Koch brothers, no wait, or Mitt Romney or the Waltons. Oh never mind.
All that is very interesting….NOW SHOW US YOUR TITs!
That woman gave me a "special" feeling.
Wonder how she'd feel about an estate tax of about….let's about 100 percent of the estate value, with a $100K exemption.
FOX NEWZ is showing lottery winners that are patriots.
Suck it cute girl with money.
Well who else but rich people have magic markers in 2 DIFFERENT COLORS?
It's good to know that there are some rich girls who can rely on the old man's money that actually do know that it's wrong, wrong to take what is given you.
Is there a sign on her ass? She's lucky the dude in green doesn't have heat vision.
That's my daughter, and I'm proud of her, but I really should have sold her into slavery long ago, back when she got uppity and learned to read.
Pretty face, check
Nice figure, check
Great hair, check
Nice dresser, check
Liberal politics, check
Fat portfolio, check
Will you marry me???????
As Rob Lowe inspects 100% of her ass.
She's so humble that she used shitty cardboard to make her sign instead of fancy posterboard.
Check out the dude 'checkin out her assets…
It's not even embossed!
I say way to go and good for her. Some people are decent regardless of the circumstances of their birth. Tip of the hat to her and everyone down there.
I would like to introduce her to a newer, more profound sense of openness.
Socialist Bitch!
Lovely as the "tax me more" sentiment is, there are plenty of ways to pay more into society in the meantime. I recommend giving money to a public university endowment. Possibly anthropology, in Florida.
The Signs They Are a-Changin'.
Not letting big money nom your conscience = HAWT.
I've got a SCOOP for everyone. It appears this girl may be a phony. I've found out who she is and have found more photos. It appears everyone she works with went out with similar signs. Is it possible there are that many 1% millionaires/billionaires all under one roof where they work? hmm
Check out the article:
http://www.paymytaxbill.com/1-percent-begging/1-t...
Stop and think for a minute.
For all the posters who are putting this woman down, are you really equating wealth with evil, and poverty with virtue? Do really think everyone of the 99% are inherently 'good' and the 1% are not?
The sexist remarks are inane, and troll like.
I take what she is saying at face value as I have no reason not to.
Does anyone have any evidence to the contrary? Facts? I'm always willing to listen to the truth.
I dared to share this post and got the following as a response:
"Like I said I don't believe she is in the 1%
unless she shows her tax return and personal financial sheet
Until then she is a socialist who needs to give her inheritance back to parents and let them redistribute it"
Ugh!
She is just one of many that work for an organization called "Resource Generation" – everyone she works for made a similar sign. I'd like to see their tax returns…
What I don't like about it is they tried to make it look like a spontaneous event, when it wasn't. I guess that's what you call "staged"
Read all about it here:
http://www.paymytaxbill.com/1-percent-begging/1-t...
No one's stopping her from paying higher taxes…
if you're given everything you have, why would you care if its taken away (as long as you still will have enough)? you didnt work for it, and you didnt earn it.
hers is a special case that doesn't strengthen the argument for increasing taxes on the wealthy. most of the wealthy did earn their wealth in accordance with the structure of our economy.
thats the problem though. the structure of our economy is such that the top 1 percent earn the majority of the nation's income, and there are only 3 million people who fit in that category.
we need more mid-level job growth. people dont want hand-outs, people want work and the opportunity to better their lives.
Or something. What do you think this is, Socialism?
Did you make a wrong turn on the way to Daily Kos?
Oh, heavens! *clutches pearls, looks for fainting couch…*
Well, we do have a well-deserved reputation for making fun of Trig, so that's something.
Gawker is that-a-way.
Oh, and the darkies? Nigga', please.
You're new here. Either you'll end up loving us, or you'll leave.
Oh ho, I get it. He dares make a valid comment equating the repression of one group of people to the oppression of another group of people, therefore he is not liberal enough!
I get it! Someone makes a valid point criticizing the use of marginalizing language used to subjugate as being similar to the marginalizing language used to subjugate another group, and therefore they aren't liberal or progressive!
Such double speak is admirable.
I know, I know. tl;dr
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