Just call her Che.BUT WHO WILL FIGHT THE GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS RUNNING THE COUNTRY? Haha, you thought, “the Wall Street protesters.” WRONG. “Sarah Palin” is the correct answer, ever since the five or so seconds ago when she vaguely tuned into the fact that the withered teat of her ruthless teabagger fearmongering is drying up, so she must find some other popular cause to exploit. Here is Sarah “Trotsky 2.0” Palin speaking out against the American kleptocracy from the seat of its tyrannical rule at some random forum in South Korea: “Today, in my country, particularly in the last few years, a new seductive idea has come on the scene. It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.” Ha ha, kind of! Polls show that 145% of sane people would not characterize this phenomenon as either “new” or “seductive,” but that’s Sarah Palin for you, always with her finger on the pulse of America!

Here is the New York Times reporting her call for the WORKERS OF THE WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST THEIR OVERLORDS:

Speaking before a packed hotel convention hall, Ms. Palin urged Americans and other people around the world to fight a system that doesn’t reward “honest hard work” but is “favoring the politically connected.”

In Ms. Palin’s view of the world, “well-connected banks get bailed out”; “certain companies get special deals through governments”; and taxpayer dollars are “given to companies that are run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.” In return, lobbyists and politicians “slip sweet deals and tax breaks into the tax code that they get to help to write.”

Every one of these statements is a less-pithy version of a Wall Street protester sign somewhere, so please write Sarah Palin a check for providing them with slogan ideas, which she had first. [NYT]

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  • Barb

    "always with her finger on the pulse of America!"
    Yep, but it's the middle finger. It's time for us to give it back and ignore her.

    • Not_So_Much

      "always with her finger on the pulse prostate of America!"


    • Generation[redacted]

      She has her finger on the pulse of America's prostate, alright.

      • EatsBabyDingos

        I hope it's Tom Coburn's prostate.

  • SexySmurf

    Maybe she spent too much time on her front porch looking at Russia?

    • Guppy06

      With her hand down her pants.

      • Flat_Earther

        Any pictures?

        • Guppy06

          She mailed them all to Putin. His brand of shirtless authoritarianism makes her do things like that.

  • Palin seduces Korean national basketball team, wins South Korea straw poll.

    • Negropolis

      White on rice! White on rice! Sticky rice balls!

    • ooobarracuDUH

      Was that the Bendy Straw Poll?

  • FNMA

    Is the Grifter doing a Huffington on us? That means Todd is…Hey!

    • Lascauxcaveman

      A multi-millionaire?

  • memzilla

    Then Mooselini's new theme song must be "The Grifternationale."

  • KeepFnThatChicken


    WE ARE THE 99%

    • Native_of_SL_UT

      T = 99%
      Big Union Boss = Big Business.

      OK, got it.
      Math is hard.

  • Nostrildamus

    Careful, Sarah. Your Fox News gig is hanging by a thread.

    • Yep. It's how Beck got fired, too.

      You can trash the unions all you want, but don't you dare say a cross word about FAUX's advertisers…Bloated racist Roger Ailes won't sit still for that.

    • Rotundo_

      Oh, I think that ship sailed quite a while ago. Ailes doesn't have much use for her, so I think the days of dropping in on Greta to vent and all those other perks evaporated. If Roger and Rupert can't control you, they aren't going to enable you. Besides which, the whole yokel from Alaska routine even soured with most of the suckers. Not all the suckers, but most of them.

  • It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.

    Blah. She's just cribbing from fellow grifter Glenn Beck.

    • MaxNeanderthal

      Notice how she missed the "big Media" (aka Pox Screws) from the list? Just goes to show that she isn't such a stupid mare as she looks where whoring herself to money's concerned….

      • Negropolis

        Speaking if missing and misplaced, can someone please tell me how many "big union bosses" are even left? Honestly, I get tired of these false equivalencies as if unions have anywhere near the influence managers and CEOs have, or that they ever did in America. They didn't, even during labor's so-called glory years.

  • freakishlywrong

    Fuck. This from a grifter who's not done a day of "honest hard work” in her miserable life and has been inexplicably rewarded by being favorably politically connected.

    • DaRooster

      I'm sure that blowing Glen Rice was hard work.


    • MegPasadena

      She is just jealous of Perry for being MORE well connected and Christie for being MORE popular.

    • bebecca2298

      Hey, being PTA president was hard work!

  • valgal2342

    Here comes the new bus tour…

    • BarryOPotter

      …same as the old bus tour…

      Let's get fooled again!! (Wait, that's not how that song goes…)

  • chicken_thief

    She's just pissed because her application for unemployment was denied.

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      if she would be conservative with the millions that Amurka gave her, she would do well. But, alas, having all that Crate & Barrel delivered to Alaska can be kinda pricey.

      • NellCote71

        Then there is the meth runs, especially since the Palins are on the outs with Levi's family.

    • Terry

      An unemployment check wouldn't cover her weekly spending at Taco Bell, let alone any other costs.

  • mavenmaven

    In other words, her former corporate sugar-daddies are now supporting someone else- and she's MAD.

  • Nostrildamus

    her finger on the pulse of America

    Medically speaking, the anal sphincter is not a particularly good place to measure pulse.

    • jus_wonderin

      Not a doctor here, but might this depend on whose temperature we are taking and with which tool?

  • hollywooddood

    Sarah got a new speech writer, obvs.

    • chicken_thief

      And will be looking for a new one tomorrow.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Defund Teapot Dome!

    • NellCote71

      Shouldn't Alaska be paying the lower 49 for reparations or something. Or perhaps a reconciliation fund?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Sarah who?

  • RadioOcupados

    This is good news for Tina Fey.

  • SwanSwanH

    Four legs good, two Naughty Monkey Double Dare Pumps better.

  • Guppy06

    Of course she's not including little mom-and-pop, Main Street operations like Exxon-Mobil and News Corp.

  • proudgrampa

    Oh, she's just pissed off because "big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses" are no longer sending her donations.

    • Chichikovovich

      She's not getting much action from a "big black shooting guard for Michigan" direction either.

  • freakishlywrong

    They're never going away, are they?

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      She is the new Jesus.

    • tessiee

      Not as long as there's attention to be focused on her and/or a nickel to be made without her having to know or do anything whatsoever.

  • SexySmurf

    Who here is surprised to learn that Sarah Palin supported TARP?

    None of us, Katie!

    • BarryOPotter

      You CHEATER!!! You can't ask the question and then Katie it in the same post! This post is disqualified (despite the nice link).

  • V572-⁂½‡‡‡‡‡

    So she's got to go to Korea to find audiences willing to pay to listen to her. Not far enough, Sarah. Try China…they hate big American companies and labor unions. They're your kind of people.

    • Maybe she'll visit Beijing and straddle the business end of a tank for propoganda photos, like Hanoi Jane.

      • BarryOPotter

        Maybe Georgetown's basketball team is on a goodwill tour around Asia. If they're not well-received in China, La Palin will be there to comfort and console…

    • SorosBot

      Going to Asia because she can't get an audience in the US? Sarah is a lesser 80s hair metal band, like the Scorpions or Warrant.

      • Rotundo_

        I can see the used panties selling pretty hot in Japan, she can do kimchi spots on Korean television, I'm sure she can pull enough gigs to stay in shop mode for another few months. If she gets handy with ping pong balls she could keep going in some places over there for years. She'll have to learn to smoke and blow rings with it though, but after the squad she gave birth to it shouldn't be an issue with volume, though perhaps with control.

        • tessiee

          There's always Suntory Whiskey.

    • That's outsourcing I can get behind.

  • Dammit, Johnson…I thought we were done with this bitch!

  • x111e7thst

    Occupy Uichiro Underground Arcade!!1!1

    • Nostrildamus

      You mean the Mariners?

      • Ball four.

        • Nostrildamus

          Four Palins? Which would you recommend?

          • Todd, he generally don't say much.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            All of th…. nope, not gonna go there.

  • BornInATrailer

    "the withered teat of her ruthless teabagger fearmongering is drying up"

    Ahhh, That was like the first sip of morning coffee on a cold winter's day.

    • snackypants

      This sentence kind of gave me an orgasm.

  • baconzgood

    MARX LIBEL!!!!!!

  • MistaEko

    Ms. Palin urged Americans … to fight a system that doesn’t reward “honest hard work” but is “favoring the politically connected.”

    /cleans out liquor cabinet

    • ooobarracuDUH

      Let's do it…..maybe we can get rid of her ignorant ass for good.

  • baconzgood

    OMG? Is Sarah Palin kissing Baconz ass?

    • Is that one of your "go-to" scenarios?

    • Eve8Apples

      I thought I saw a lipstick stain on your underoos.

  • Not_So_Much

    She's forgetting which teat feeds her grifting. She's going to get a wheezy call from some Jabba-like character to discuss this and her now-empty bank account soon…

  • “certain companies get special deals through governments”; and taxpayer dollars are “given to companies that are run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.”

    Oh Sarah… you can't even play protester "right." You're in the country (of my cousins) that pretty much invented what you're describing.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Is she one of the 53%?

  • Eisenhower wept.

    • And then Eisenhower laid down on the Autobahn like a speed bump.

    • prommie

      I heard the echo, but its meaningless, kinda like that dog that talks, its just noise, means nothing to the dog. And she's not really contradicting her prior "positions" much, half of what she said was coded criticism of the auto bailouts, which the tea-partyers hated. No criticism of big oil, you'll note, the GOP is owned by oil, the democrats by finance, she's just attacking finance as always.

  • Holy Mother Alaska – PUTIN GOT TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • plinkleton

    you mean Snowbilly Snooki? the professional parade hopper? Yeah, we already met.

    • MaxNeanderthal

      This is THE Sarah Palin?
      Sarah "Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin" Palin?
      I – I think there may be two Sarahs —
      No, no… brown hair, glasses,….
      Yes, that's her.
      Goes like a privy door when the plague's in town? Don't worry, you'll get over her. I did.
      Apologies to Blackadder…..

  • chascates

    "…big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses"

    Aren't those Breitbart web sites?

    • El Pinche

      Also Big Bulges

      • tessiee

        On wild and crazy guys?

    • GOPCrusher

      Sources say that James O'Keefe has shown up at Occupy Wall Street protests and is shooting video.
      Wonder where this will lead?

      • SorosBot

        To dishonest editing for purposes of slander.

  • Maybe she hooked up with Glen Rice again, and he fucked some sense into her.

  • baconzgood

    MAN-O-MAN! Talk about shitting where you eat Sarah.

  • Blueb4sunrise


    • freakishlywrong


  • Goonemeritus

    Sarah ended her comments with don’t trust anyone older than 71 and than raised her fist in the air and screamed “FREE HUEY”.

    • prommie

      Not "Free Mummia?"

      • Guppy06

        Free Mandela!

        • Negropolis

          Free Winona!/Leave Britney Alone! 2012

    • tessiee

      Apparently she missed the warning about the bad batch of brown acid.

  • Callyson

    Yeah–I'm sure the oil companies that enrich Alaska's citizens *never* get any special favors at all…

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Or Alaskan Mat-Su Valley farmers not asking for a hand-out but demanding that the State create a market for them. . .that's not asking for a hand-out from free-wheelin, givin, progressin Sarah desiring to serve contaminated cheese.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Mrs. Dingo the shop steward is proud that her $13.23 an hour makes her an elite, but if you call her a "big union boss" she will put you in the center seat on the back row of the 737.

  • I_Am_Katydid

    Omg, she's goin' rogue.

    • SheriffRoscoe

      Where the hell have you been hiding, and what happened to all your pee?

      • Katydid

        I got a new job in Corporate America, and they monitor Internet access. I don't dare go onto Wonkette, the perversion and the filth would get me fired for sure…to say nothing of the comments!

        But I read every day on my iPhone…I couldn't remember my login for awhile, but now that I do, I'll be back!

  • Schmannnity

    You left out the military-industrial complex, Tundra Twat.

  • Lou Sarah the Wobblie? Is she channeling zombie Eugene Debs?

  • Billmatic

    Sarah sees how popular Camila Vallejo is and wants some o dat

    • Gainsbourg69

      Camila Vallejo would completely destroy this prostitute in a debate.

      • Billmatic

        I know she's so dreamy.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Assuming for a moment she's not being completely disingenuous (lol, yeah, I know), my reaction is: "You're just now figuring this shit out?"

    My second reaction would be: "If you weren't such a fucking idiot, you'd be welcome to join us cool kids over here."

  • Poindexter718

    When did Miss Fancy-Pants get a passport?

  • An_Outhouse

    "campaign contributors so often" what? Is there a verb missing there? I'd like to think campaign contributors so often participate in orgies, but that's just me.

    • hagajim


      • prommie

        "so often" is a compound adverb modifying "go to."

    • SenileAgitation

      "run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.” It's more of her brand of tortured trying-to-sound-smart-ness. Perhaps she meant "so often run by politician's campaign contributors." So often! As in sometimes, at times. Needs more "However, too, yet, also, but, though" randomly sprinkled like last year's Bacos™ brand imitation bacon bits. And thank you NYT for continuing to provide us with updates on her every meaningless utterance.

    • tessiee

      "I'd like to think campaign contributors so often participate in orgies, but that's just me"

      It's not just you; they'd like to think that, too.

  • edgydrifter

    She only said it in Korea because she figured we wouldn't be able to hear her from way over there. Bitch is double-dealin' on us.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Clearly she has figured she has taken the Conservatives for about as much money as possible, so now it is time to start grifting the left.

  • Indiepalin

    Where's her stinkin' flag pin?

  • Come here a minute

    Ms. Palin urged Americans and other people around the world to fight a system that doesn’t reward “honest hard work” but is “favoring the politically connected.”

    Connecting with Bill Kristol and winding up on the 2008 GOP ticket were totally coincidental and unrelated events. It was all hard work.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Sarah's free from her shackles.

    • GOPCrusher

      If she's into the rough trade, I imagine that Tawd is the one wearing the shackles.

  • hagajim

    Does she realize that she's calling herself out? Dumbshit.

  • SaintRond

    Maybe it'll bring some Tea Baggers in, which can't hurt, I guess. Republicans tremble before Tea Baggers and that's not a bad thing, I guess. I like seeing them scared. In a perfect world, I'd have a gig saying prayers as I walk them trembling in terror to the gallows, but realistically speaking, just a little fear is nice too.

    But still… When it's all said and done… What can you say? I mean, what can you say?

    That cunt.

  • El Pinche

    Cough up the Palin/Rice sex tape or STFU, wildercunt.

    • tessiee

      Are you and SaintRond related? Because you kinda look alike, ya know.

  • JoshuaNorton

    She's just a regular Nelson Mandela, ain't she?

  • elviouslyqueer

    “Today, in my country, particularly in the last few years, a new seductive idea has come on the scene. It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.”

    Et tu, Snowbilly?

  • zappadoo76

    When will comrade Sarah speak to the OSW crowd in NYC?

    Sarah: "Also, too."

    Crowd: "Also, too."

    • Come here a minute

      You betcha!


      • You're all individuals!


        • tessiee

          I'm not!

  • SorosBot

    Since when has there ever been collaboration between big business and big union bosses? They're normally enemies, Sarah.

    • In the 40s through the 70s, when they were carving up the prosperity left by the ruins of Europe to create a pretend-middle class? In the '60s, when some hippies needed beating up? In the 80s through today, when the union bosses sold off the pretend-middle class, tax bracket by tax bracket, in order to preserve what few union jobs are left?

      • ShaveTheWhales

        See, sometimes you are so correct.

  • Cicada

    Sarah is just peddling the old conservative populist schtick that's been around forever. It's those damn elitist (Ivy league and/or at the very least Jewish) guvmint and business types joining up with those damn (communist and/or brown) union thugz to destroy the lives of Real Americans™.


  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Can't wait to hear what she says in North Korea. (Never hearing from her again would also be sweet.)

  • "In my country there is problem."

  • Antispandex

    "In return, lobbyists and politicians “slip sweet deals and tax breaks into the tax code that they get to help to write."

    But she didn't say anything about it when Bush was President! You see? That's her genius right there! By the time she is ready to not run for presidet again, her "base" will have forgotten, or it can be spun to leave out the obvious conclusion. Et Voila! More money, still not President!

  • I'd say "free your mind and your ass will follow," but Sarah has no ass.

    • Guppy06

      And with out an ass to fuck, she will never find support on the Wonkett.

    • tessiee

      She also has no mind.

  • We're getting closer to Private Webcam Chat for Sister Sarah.

    • SheriffRoscoe

      Hey if Todd has figured out a way to stay aroused listening to her voice, it should theoretically work for other guys, too.

      • jus_wonderin

        I think Todd pictures Levi in that situation.

    • Nostrildamus

      I look forward to her remake of "Two Mules for Sister Sarah".

  • "Nailin' Palin 3: The Maddow Shocker"

  • owhatever

    See? She got that North Korea – South Korea thing straightened out. Old dogs can learn. Now she can speak for cash in places abroad, like in Vanilla, capital of the Philippines, and in Bangkok, Thighland.

  • Guppy06

    Issued by the Independent Republic of Alaska.

  • El Pinche

    OT sort of, but the real question is who will grifter endorse? Will she follow Crispy Cream Christie's lead? Or will go she go full-Trig with Perry?

    • GOPCrusher

      Herb Cain/Papa John's 2012!

  • not that Dewey

    Well, don't this just separate the sourdoughs from the cheeckakos, huh?

  • Oh sure, "fap".

  • johnnymeatworth

    I think Gabriel Byrne called this the "long grift" in Miller's Crossing….

    • Indiepalin

      I think Gabriel Byrne played the role of Sarah Palin in "End of Days".


    Where can i send her money?

  • She really has no idea of what she is saying does she?

    • tessiee

      She has no idea that words actually mean things.

  • GOPCrusher

    How does someone with no job, afford to go to South Korea?

    • bebecca2298

      They make a good living from Todd's union job….

  • Eve8Apples

    If the Tundra Twat can speak about “honest hard work," I'm qualified to lecture on quantum physics and Buddhist philosophy.

  • littlebigdaddy

    She's grifting the South Koreans now? I guess that's the grifter's m.o.–move on to the next town when people wise up.

  • glamourdammerung

    Attention whore is attention whoring.

  • Red Emma, meet Red Sarah.

  • hilbillyheroine

    Sarah Palin. Speaking at a "World Knowledge Forum". We are now officially an Idiocracy.

  • Indiepalin

    Glen Rice has been named head coach of the Korean Olympic Basketball team.

  • MegPasadena

    On a more scary note, she also looks forward to NK regime change

  • meatlofer

    Take it easy on her she probably had the Hawkeyes+4 last Saturday. Fucking Joe Paterno.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Sarah, that north country you can see from land, right there in South Korea, is what America would look like if you and your teatard friends got their hands on it. Oppression from your narrow hypocritical righteousness wouldn't look any different than what they got going on right now.

  • rocktonsam

    how did this dick tease ever get knocked up?

  • OneYieldRegular

    Yes, quite a brilliant observation: big business and big labor unions are marching lockstep/goosestep in perfect harmony. Same as it ever was. Moran.

  • HelmutNewton

    Pay attention kiddies! This is what poorly executed political opportunism looks like.

  • HempDogbane

    Does anyone else remember that scene in one of the Dos Passos books where Sarah Palin is pulling a train? She was a little Wobbly !

  • Redhead

    You mean Palin will say whatever she has to say to get attention regardless of its content and consistency with her past comments/positions? Well I for one am shocked, shocked I say!

  • Nostrildamus

    We've found the next Andy Rooney!

  • tessiee

    So, are big business and big unions on the same side now, or did she "think" she could just sneak that one past us, and we wouldn't notice?

  • ttommyunger

    The only people dumber than Palin were the clods who invested their time and money to listen to her.

  • Negropolis

    I'm picturing Sarah Palin doing a very racist East Asian accent while she's speaking…

  • lulzmonger

    Shorter Palin: now that I'm ineligible for all that sweet sweet DC gravy, I"M AGAINST IT!

    Happiness is a warm pre-paid speaking engagement.

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