BUT WHO WILL FIGHT THE GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS RUNNING THE COUNTRY? Haha, you thought, “the Wall Street protesters.” WRONG. “Sarah Palin” is the correct answer, ever since the five or so seconds ago when she vaguely tuned into the fact that the withered teat of her ruthless teabagger fearmongering is drying up, so she must find some other popular cause to exploit. Here is Sarah “Trotsky 2.0″ Palin speaking out against the American kleptocracy from the seat of its tyrannical rule at some random forum in South Korea: “Today, in my country, particularly in the last few years, a new seductive idea has come on the scene. It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.” Ha ha, kind of! Polls show that 145% of sane people would not characterize this phenomenon as either “new” or “seductive,” but that’s Sarah Palin for you, always with her finger on the pulse of America!
Here is the New York Times reporting her call for the WORKERS OF THE WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST THEIR OVERLORDS:
Speaking before a packed hotel convention hall, Ms. Palin urged Americans and other people around the world to fight a system that doesn’t reward “honest hard work” but is “favoring the politically connected.”
In Ms. Palin’s view of the world, “well-connected banks get bailed out”; “certain companies get special deals through governments”; and taxpayer dollars are “given to companies that are run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.” In return, lobbyists and politicians “slip sweet deals and tax breaks into the tax code that they get to help to write.”
Every one of these statements is a less-pithy version of a Wall Street protester sign somewhere, so please write Sarah Palin a check for providing them with slogan ideas, which she had first. [NYT]
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"always with her finger on the pulse of America!"
Yep, but it's the middle finger. It's time for us to give it back and ignore her.
"always with her finger on the
pulseprostate of America!"/fixed
She has her finger on the pulse of America's prostate, alright.
I hope it's Tom Coburn's prostate.
And that is not my finger.
Maybe she spent too much time on her front porch looking at Russia?
With her hand down her pants.
Any pictures?
She mailed them all to Putin. His brand of shirtless authoritarianism makes her do things like that.
Palin seduces Korean national basketball team, wins South Korea straw poll.
White on rice! White on rice! Sticky rice balls!
Was that the Bendy Straw Poll?
Is the Grifter doing a Huffington on us? That means Todd is…Hey!
A multi-millionaire?
Then Mooselini's new theme song must be "The Grifternationale."
T
WE ARE THE 99%
T = 99%
Big Union Boss = Big Business.
OK, got it.
Math is hard.
Careful, Sarah. Your Fox News gig is hanging by a thread.
Yep. It's how Beck got fired, too.
You can trash the unions all you want, but don't you dare say a cross word about FAUX's advertisers…Bloated racist Roger Ailes won't sit still for that.
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Oh, I think that ship sailed quite a while ago. Ailes doesn't have much use for her, so I think the days of dropping in on Greta to vent and all those other perks evaporated. If Roger and Rupert can't control you, they aren't going to enable you. Besides which, the whole yokel from Alaska routine even soured with most of the suckers. Not all the suckers, but most of them.
It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.
Blah. She's just cribbing from fellow grifter Glenn Beck.
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Notice how she missed the "big Media" (aka Pox Screws) from the list? Just goes to show that she isn't such a stupid mare as she looks where whoring herself to money's concerned….
Speaking if missing and misplaced, can someone please tell me how many "big union bosses" are even left? Honestly, I get tired of these false equivalencies as if unions have anywhere near the influence managers and CEOs have, or that they ever did in America. They didn't, even during labor's so-called glory years.
Fuck. This from a grifter who's not done a day of "honest hard work” in her miserable life and has been inexplicably rewarded by being favorably politically connected.
I'm sure that blowing Glen Rice was hard work.
(bah-dum-dum)
She is just jealous of Perry for being MORE well connected and Christie for being MORE popular.
Hey, being PTA president was hard work!
Here comes the new bus tour…
…same as the old bus tour…
Let's get fooled again!! (Wait, that's not how that song goes…)
She's just pissed because her application for unemployment was denied.
if she would be conservative with the millions that Amurka gave her, she would do well. But, alas, having all that Crate & Barrel delivered to Alaska can be kinda pricey.
Then there is the meth runs, especially since the Palins are on the outs with Levi's family.
An unemployment check wouldn't cover her weekly spending at Taco Bell, let alone any other costs.
In other words, her former corporate sugar-daddies are now supporting someone else- and she's MAD.
her finger on the pulse of America
Medically speaking, the anal sphincter is not a particularly good place to measure pulse.
Not a doctor here, but might this depend on whose temperature we are taking and with which tool?
Sarah got a new speech writer, obvs.
And will be looking for a new one tomorrow.
Defund Teapot Dome!
Shouldn't Alaska be paying the lower 49 for reparations or something. Or perhaps a reconciliation fund?
Sarah who?
This is good news for Tina Fey.
Four legs good, two Naughty Monkey Double Dare Pumps better.
Of course she's not including little mom-and-pop, Main Street operations like Exxon-Mobil and News Corp.
Oh, she's just pissed off because "big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses" are no longer sending her donations.
She's not getting much action from a "big black shooting guard for Michigan" direction either.
They're never going away, are they?
She is the new Jesus.
Not as long as there's attention to be focused on her and/or a nickel to be made without her having to know or do anything whatsoever.
Who here is surprised to learn that Sarah Palin supported TARP?
None of us, Katie!
You CHEATER!!! You can't ask the question and then Katie it in the same post! This post is disqualified (despite the nice link).
So she's got to go to Korea to find audiences willing to pay to listen to her. Not far enough, Sarah. Try China…they hate big American companies and labor unions. They're your kind of people.
Maybe she'll visit Beijing and straddle the business end of a tank for propoganda photos, like Hanoi Jane.
Maybe Georgetown's basketball team is on a goodwill tour around Asia. If they're not well-received in China, La Palin will be there to comfort and console…
Going to Asia because she can't get an audience in the US? Sarah is a lesser 80s hair metal band, like the Scorpions or Warrant.
I can see the used panties selling pretty hot in Japan, she can do kimchi spots on Korean television, I'm sure she can pull enough gigs to stay in shop mode for another few months. If she gets handy with ping pong balls she could keep going in some places over there for years. She'll have to learn to smoke and blow rings with it though, but after the squad she gave birth to it shouldn't be an issue with volume, though perhaps with control.
There's always Suntory Whiskey.
That's outsourcing I can get behind.
Dammit, Johnson…I thought we were done with this bitch!
Occupy Uichiro Underground Arcade!!1!1
You mean the Mariners?
Ball four.
Four Palins? Which would you recommend?
Todd, he generally don't say much.
All of th…. nope, not gonna go there.
"the withered teat of her ruthless teabagger fearmongering is drying up"
Ahhh, That was like the first sip of morning coffee on a cold winter's day.
This sentence kind of gave me an orgasm.
MARX LIBEL!!!!!!
Ms. Palin urged Americans … to fight a system that doesn’t reward “honest hard work” but is “favoring the politically connected.”
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/cleans out liquor cabinet
Let's do it…..maybe we can get rid of her ignorant ass for good.
OMG? Is Sarah Palin kissing Baconz ass?
Is that one of your "go-to" scenarios?
I thought I saw a lipstick stain on your underoos.
She's forgetting which teat feeds her grifting. She's going to get a wheezy call from some Jabba-like character to discuss this and her now-empty bank account soon…
“certain companies get special deals through governments”; and taxpayer dollars are “given to companies that are run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.”
Oh Sarah… you can't even play protester "right." You're in the country (of my cousins) that pretty much invented what you're describing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaebol
Is she one of the 53%?
Eisenhower wept.
And then Eisenhower laid down on the Autobahn like a speed bump.
I heard the echo, but its meaningless, kinda like that dog that talks, its just noise, means nothing to the dog. And she's not really contradicting her prior "positions" much, half of what she said was coded criticism of the auto bailouts, which the tea-partyers hated. No criticism of big oil, you'll note, the GOP is owned by oil, the democrats by finance, she's just attacking finance as always.
Holy Mother Alaska – PUTIN GOT TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Alaska, you tell brainwashed bobos that you can see Putin from porch.
In Russia, Putin brainwashes YOU.
Evidently got his giant head in her airspace.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CO0zjjgBW3s/SOEwVbcMcPI...
you mean Snowbilly Snooki? the professional parade hopper? Yeah, we already met.
This is THE Sarah Palin?
Yes.
Sarah "Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin" Palin?
I – I think there may be two Sarahs —
No, no… brown hair, glasses,….
Yes, that's her.
Goes like a privy door when the plague's in town? Don't worry, you'll get over her. I did.
Apologies to Blackadder…..
"…big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses"
Aren't those Breitbart web sites?
Also Big Bulges
On wild and crazy guys?
Sources say that James O'Keefe has shown up at Occupy Wall Street protests and is shooting video.
Wonder where this will lead?
To dishonest editing for purposes of slander.
Maybe she hooked up with Glen Rice again, and he fucked some sense into her.
MAN-O-MAN! Talk about shitting where you eat Sarah.
Weeeeeeeeeeen!!!
SarahWeeen!
Sarah ended her comments with don’t trust anyone older than 71 and than raised her fist in the air and screamed “FREE HUEY”.
Not "Free Mummia?"
Free Mandela!
Free Winona!/Leave Britney Alone! 2012
Apparently she missed the warning about the bad batch of brown acid.
Yeah–I'm sure the oil companies that enrich Alaska's citizens *never* get any special favors at all…
Or Alaskan Mat-Su Valley farmers not asking for a hand-out but demanding that the State create a market for them. . .that's not asking for a hand-out from free-wheelin, givin, progressin Sarah desiring to serve contaminated cheese.
Mrs. Dingo the shop steward is proud that her $13.23 an hour makes her an elite, but if you call her a "big union boss" she will put you in the center seat on the back row of the 737.
Omg, she's goin' rogue.
Where the hell have you been hiding, and what happened to all your pee?
I got a new job in Corporate America, and they monitor Internet access. I don't dare go onto Wonkette, the perversion and the filth would get me fired for sure…to say nothing of the comments!
But I read every day on my iPhone…I couldn't remember my login for awhile, but now that I do, I'll be back!
You left out the military-industrial complex, Tundra Twat.
Lou Sarah the Wobblie? Is she channeling zombie Eugene Debs?
Sarah sees how popular Camila Vallejo is and wants some o dat
Camila Vallejo would completely destroy this prostitute in a debate.
I know she's so dreamy.
Assuming for a moment she's not being completely disingenuous (lol, yeah, I know), my reaction is: "You're just now figuring this shit out?"
My second reaction would be: "If you weren't such a fucking idiot, you'd be welcome to join us cool kids over here."
When did Miss Fancy-Pants get a passport?
"campaign contributors so often" what? Is there a verb missing there? I'd like to think campaign contributors so often participate in orgies, but that's just me.
MMmmmmmmm….orgies!
"so often" is a compound adverb modifying "go to."
"run by politicians’ campaign contributors so often.” It's more of her brand of tortured trying-to-sound-smart-ness. Perhaps she meant "so often run by politician's campaign contributors." So often! As in sometimes, at times. Needs more "However, too, yet, also, but, though" randomly sprinkled like last year's Bacos™ brand imitation bacon bits. And thank you NYT for continuing to provide us with updates on her every meaningless utterance.
"I'd like to think campaign contributors so often participate in orgies, but that's just me"
It's not just you; they'd like to think that, too.
She only said it in Korea because she figured we wouldn't be able to hear her from way over there. Bitch is double-dealin' on us.
Clearly she has figured she has taken the Conservatives for about as much money as possible, so now it is time to start grifting the left.
Where's her stinkin' flag pin?
Connecting with Bill Kristol and winding up on the 2008 GOP ticket were totally coincidental and unrelated events. It was all hard work.
Sarah's free from her shackles.
If she's into the rough trade, I imagine that Tawd is the one wearing the shackles.
Does she realize that she's calling herself out? Dumbshit.
Maybe it'll bring some Tea Baggers in, which can't hurt, I guess. Republicans tremble before Tea Baggers and that's not a bad thing, I guess. I like seeing them scared. In a perfect world, I'd have a gig saying prayers as I walk them trembling in terror to the gallows, but realistically speaking, just a little fear is nice too.
But still… When it's all said and done… What can you say? I mean, what can you say?
That cunt.
Cough up the Palin/Rice sex tape or STFU, wildercunt.
Are you and SaintRond related? Because you kinda look alike, ya know.
She's just a regular Nelson Mandela, ain't she?
“Today, in my country, particularly in the last few years, a new seductive idea has come on the scene. It involves the growing collaboration between big business, big finance, big government and big union bosses.”
Et tu, Snowbilly?
When will comrade Sarah speak to the OSW crowd in NYC?
Sarah: "Also, too."
Crowd: "Also, too."
You betcha!
YOU BETCHA!
You're all individuals!
YES, WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
I'm not!
Since when has there ever been collaboration between big business and big union bosses? They're normally enemies, Sarah.
In the 40s through the 70s, when they were carving up the prosperity left by the ruins of Europe to create a pretend-middle class? In the '60s, when some hippies needed beating up? In the 80s through today, when the union bosses sold off the pretend-middle class, tax bracket by tax bracket, in order to preserve what few union jobs are left?
See, sometimes you are so correct.
Sarah is just peddling the old conservative populist schtick that's been around forever. It's those damn elitist (Ivy league and/or at the very least Jewish) guvmint and business types joining up with those damn (communist and/or brown) union thugz to destroy the lives of Real Americans™.
BIRCHER LIBEL.
Can't wait to hear what she says in North Korea. (Never hearing from her again would also be sweet.)
"In my country there is problem."
"In return, lobbyists and politicians “slip sweet deals and tax breaks into the tax code that they get to help to write."
But she didn't say anything about it when Bush was President! You see? That's her genius right there! By the time she is ready to not run for presidet again, her "base" will have forgotten, or it can be spun to leave out the obvious conclusion. Et Voila! More money, still not President!
I'd say "free your mind and your ass will follow," but Sarah has no ass.
And with out an ass to fuck, she will never find support on the Wonkett.
She also has no mind.
We're getting closer to Private Webcam Chat for Sister Sarah.
Hey if Todd has figured out a way to stay aroused listening to her voice, it should theoretically work for other guys, too.
I think Todd pictures Levi in that situation.
I look forward to her remake of "Two Mules for Sister Sarah".
"Nailin' Palin 3: The Maddow Shocker"
See? She got that North Korea – South Korea thing straightened out. Old dogs can learn. Now she can speak for cash in places abroad, like in Vanilla, capital of the Philippines, and in Bangkok, Thighland.
Issued by the Independent Republic of Alaska.
OT sort of, but the real question is who will grifter endorse? Will she follow Crispy Cream Christie's lead? Or will go she go full-Trig with Perry?
Herb Cain/Papa John's 2012!
Well, don't this just separate the sourdoughs from the cheeckakos, huh?
Oh sure, "fap".
I think Gabriel Byrne called this the "long grift" in Miller's Crossing….
I think Gabriel Byrne played the role of Sarah Palin in "End of Days".
Where can i send her money?
She really has no idea of what she is saying does she?
She has no idea that words actually mean things.
How does someone with no job, afford to go to South Korea?
They make a good living from Todd's union job….
If the Tundra Twat can speak about “honest hard work," I'm qualified to lecture on quantum physics and Buddhist philosophy.
She's grifting the South Koreans now? I guess that's the grifter's m.o.–move on to the next town when people wise up.
Attention whore is attention whoring.
Red Emma, meet Red Sarah.
Sarah Palin. Speaking at a "World Knowledge Forum". We are now officially an Idiocracy.
Glen Rice has been named head coach of the Korean Olympic Basketball team.
On a more scary note, she also looks forward to NK regime change http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2011/...
Take it easy on her she probably had the Hawkeyes+4 last Saturday. Fucking Joe Paterno.
Sarah, that north country you can see from land, right there in South Korea, is what America would look like if you and your teatard friends got their hands on it. Oppression from your narrow hypocritical righteousness wouldn't look any different than what they got going on right now.
how did this dick tease ever get knocked up?
Yes, quite a brilliant observation: big business and big labor unions are marching lockstep/goosestep in perfect harmony. Same as it ever was. Moran.
Pay attention kiddies! This is what poorly executed political opportunism looks like.
Does anyone else remember that scene in one of the Dos Passos books where Sarah Palin is pulling a train? She was a little Wobbly !
You mean Palin will say whatever she has to say to get attention regardless of its content and consistency with her past comments/positions? Well I for one am shocked, shocked I say!
We've found the next Andy Rooney!
So, are big business and big unions on the same side now, or did she "think" she could just sneak that one past us, and we wouldn't notice?
The only people dumber than Palin were the clods who invested their time and money to listen to her.
I'm picturing Sarah Palin doing a very racist East Asian accent while she's speaking…
Shorter Palin: now that I'm ineligible for all that sweet sweet DC gravy, I"M AGAINST IT!
Happiness is a warm pre-paid speaking engagement.
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