American Spectator assistant editor Patrick Howley is busy making himself famous on the Internet today as the kind of right-wing village idiot who shows up to “do a jernalizm” on one of these Washington, D.C. protest thingamaboobers and inadvertently ends up getting himself pepper sprayed by a security guard while running an improvised one-man mission to storm the Air and Space Museum, because he is inept. But this simply will not do, for his super-scoop conservative news break about how lefty protesters are awful, so Howley’s version of the antiwar march organized by the group October 11 instead claims that he “infiltrated” the protesters (by showing up), who are by the way a bunch of tools who don’t know how to act like violent idiots unless Patrick Howley is there To Show How It’s Done.
Here he is bragging about being the sole moron to burst into the Air and Space Museum as he was staggering around with swollen eyeballs:
From estimates within the protest, only ten people were pepper-sprayed, and as far as I could tell I was the only one who got inside the museum.
In the absence of ideological uniformity, these protesters have no political power. Their only chance, as I saw it, was to push the envelope and go bold. But, if today’s demonstration was any indicator, they don’t have what it takes to even do that.
Lesson: protesters are chicken shit if they do not invade…museums.
As I scrambled away from the scene of my crime, a police officer outside the museum gates pointed at my eyes, puffed out his chest, and shouted: “Yeah, that’s right. That’s right.” He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I. I deserved to get a face full of high-grade pepper, and the guards who sprayed me acted with more courage than I saw from any of the protesters. If you’re looking for something to commend these days in America, start with those guards.
Lesson: chicken shit fake reporters who justify their jackass antics with absurd calls for MOAR VIOLENCE deserve to be maced. We’ll give him that last one! [WaPo/American Spectator]
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This macho dude needs to spend some time in Afghanistan getting sprayed by something more metallic than pepper.
How about several banana-clips of AK-47 rounds, to start?
Spent uranium shells from an A-10 Warthog would be more effective.
This makes you almost miss Neilist, who'd know the part number and how many rounds per clip, etc. Almost. You can get depleted uranium rifle ammo too, one hears.
Funny story… The GAU-8 Avenger which can fire between 2100 and 4200 rounds/second is actually installed off-center in the A10. The barrel currently firing is directly in the centerline of the aircraft, otherwise the plane could be pushed off course by the recoil. They also had to install a vibration unit to destabilize the gun due to its accuracy. If not for this, a stationary gun would effectively become a drill, with each successive round impacting the exact same spot. The scatter effect causes more damage than an accurate pass.
GE. We bring terrifying things to life.
Almost. Just ain't good enough, though.
BUTTHOLE SURFERS LIBEL!!!
Aw, I lurves the Butthole Surfers for their musical tribute to my all-time hero!
I call bullshit. What kind of right-winger would be caught dead within fifty yards of a museum?
Well, the A&S Museum has nuclear missiles right there in the lobby. I'm sure Cons make pilgrimages there, boners a-ragin'.
The Air and Space has all sorts of jingoistic shit you can salute: the Spirit of St. Louis, Apollo capsules, fighter jets. That and the creationist museum in Kentucky are the only ones the teatards find acceptable.
But the craft on display were designed and flown using heathen science, making it unacceptable; why it even supports the Galilean heliocentric heresy!
Immutable Laws of the Physical World libel!
It's a museum full of phallic symbols. Pretty much a right-wing man's dream.
You forgot the teabagger at the Holocaust Museum.
I say mace all College Republicans.
FOR FREEDOMS!
~
Bust their heads! Bust their heads!
He was probably maced by one of his fellow protesters just for generally being a dick.
He probably maced himself.
If he went down that road, he may as well carve a backwards "O" for "Obama" in his cheek for good measure.
Little puke!
I don't think he knows how to do that *backwards,* though.
Pity his fellow protesters weren't familiar with real fragging.
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I thought this would never happen to me, but …
You are just full of the sexy today, aren't you?
Most days I'm full of something.
I guess we're all lucky that today it was sexy.
I only read that mag once and it was about some guy who caught a goose in a bag and then , well, you know
Er, no, actually, what happens when you catch a goose in a bag?
According to this guy- he kept the goose in the bag -its beak and most of its body in and it's goose bottom sticking out and had sex with it. I almost puked and never, never read Penthouse forum again. How the hell is screwing a goose sexy??????
Oh, for the good ol' days (early 70s) of Letters to Penthouse when the hot topic was screwing vacuum cleaner hoses while the vacuum cleaner was powered up.
Totally knows now what it's like in Afghanistan.
Somewhere, Pete Hoekstra is smiling.
The drool out of the corners of his mouth is the wrong color. It should be Jism White, not Twilight Red — because the only thing he sucks at, is writing.
Um, Santorum? the newest Crayola color.
Let us all bow before the majesty of this sentence:
"But this simply will not do, for his super-scoop conservative news break about how lefty protesters are awful, so Howley’s version of the antiwar march organized by the group October 11 instead claims that he “infiltrated” the protesters (by showing up), who are by the way a bunch of tools who don’t know how to act like violent idiots unless Patrick Howley is there To Show How It’s Done."
And with a bonus hyperlink in the middle to set you off on a short side trip before you stagger to the finish!
I truly felt that I had accomplished something after fighting my way through that one.
Always bring a machete!
How it's done.
That's how we measure penis size around here. Or we would if Kristen were a dude.
This isn't original, his ideological forefathers in the Pinkerton Detective Agency et al, were helping the robber barons beat and kill union members, organizers, and their families. Except today it's done in the name of "freedom" and "liberty."
I suspect it was done in the name of Freedom and Liberty back then as well.
I have a skunk with this guy's name on it.
The skunks around here tattoo his name on their assholes. For inspiration.
What a complete dickbag. The levels of Stupid he has attained boggle the mind.
The cop was happy, he was happy, I'm happy, everybody's happy.
We got a message from the Action Man!
Shouldn't Ryan really get back to tending to WUPHF.com?
If he has to prove that he isn't a loser, then he is one.
"He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I."
That boy ain't right in the head.
The "Jackassing" of modern politics?
No shit. Who was that other idiot "journalist" who volunteered to have some new weapon used on him and then wrote a cringe-inducing sycophantic ball-licking piece about his orgasmic fantasy of watching it used on a not-RWNJ?
I get the feeling he gets off on pain…
So the modern FBI doesn't need a COINTELPRO to infiltrate peaceful protests and stir up violence, because dumbass right-wing "journalists" are volunteering for the position.
The dumbass right-wing "journalist" position? Gonna have to go back to my old, tattered copy of "The Joy of Sex" to check that one out.
Arse in the air, cheeks splayed wide, mouth open for a taste of Jesusween.
Right Wing Dicks need to spice up their dickishness with pepper spray.
I would have preferred he had been "maced" with the variety of mace that has a heavy head on a solid shaft that makes for a very effective bludgeon.
i'd be happy with him getting The Pear Of Anguish.
ZOMG. I only even know what that is because I actually watched that British TV murder mystery series, Wire In The Blood.
I don't know, the blunt instrument is less likely to be made by Wonkette supporter Monsanto.
We're talking dildos, right?
Shut up, Patrick, and put on the pimp outfit.
Right wing knob knocker-in-chief, Andrew Brightfart, must have been behind this stunt.
By his standards, I think I may have infiltrated a bar last night.
And did the patrons "have what it takes" to "push the envelope, go bold?" Or were you the only one brave enough to be thrown out by the bouncers?
My eyes did sting a bit after going to the bathroom.
Yeah, you don't really want to look into that hole in the wall, dude…
Timing is everything.
I'm glad we can all agree that this guy, specifically, deserved to get pepper sprayed. James O'Keefe, too.
Also, N.B. acting like violent pricks is synonymous with "courage" in the right-wing playbook. He was mad that the protesters weren't being violent pricks, and he was glad that the cop 'showed courage' by being a violent prick. I think that explains everything anyone ever needs to know about the right wing, tea party, republicans, etc. etc. etc. whatever the brand name they're using at the moment.
Yes. Attending a tea party rally is tantamount to dumping the cargo hold of a freighter. (Thank you, Jon Stewart, for this wholesome reminder.)
More like emptying the bilge compartment.
Down one's own gullet. Wut? It's true.
"Bilge" is such an incredibly awesome word. I love to use it and love to see it used by others.
"He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I"
That was no pepper-spray, you closeted bastard.
Dipshit needs to get his story straight.
How can his story be any straighter than he is? Which is, judging from his photo and his writing, not terribly very.
If my memory serves, Yosemite Sam did something like this, once, on Bugs Bunny.
What were they protesting? Inertia? Gravity? Calculus?
Plate Tectonics
As well they should after the earthquake destroyed the Washington Monument and the National Cathedral
-however, plate tectonics is mainly dealt with at Natural History(NMNH)
Remember how many of the Breitards and right-wing bloggers claimed that the teabaggers who carried signs so obviously racist that even they couldn't deny it must be "liberal plants" trying to discredit the teabag rallies, despite the complete lack of evidence? It looks like that was once again projection; and this dumbass not only admits but actually brags about his role as a plant.
what kind of plant though? i'm guessing a fern.
Hey, I like ferns.
we can pick something else. i picked fern because they're fairly simple and they haven't changed much in a really, really long time.
I had a great-aunt Fern. Does anyone name their kidz Fern anymore?
He'll probably just whine "But the LIEbruls started it!" if anyone calls him on it.
Even though it never actually happened, he probably will. It's like how they're trying to say the Wall Street protesters are almost all-white, because people pointed out how lilly white the teabagging rallies were, even though any photo of the OWW protests shows them to be completely diverse.
Don't forget, they wear clothes and carry technology, so it's silly for them to protest corporations.
Monopolistic technology, no less.
This guy's more of a fungus than a plant, honestly. And, I daresay, the symptomatic kind.
MUSHROOM LIBEL!!!!?!
Moar liek,
BREAD LIBEL.
All of the "blood libel" puns shall be mine. All of them.
Mumbly Libel!
"It's hard not to get swept up in the Movement when you're among a hundred foot soldiers — most of them attractive 20-year old girls"
Probably the closest this bozo has ever gotten to a date.
rubbing his junk clothed against a girl in a crowd = getting laid. in much the same fashion as he infiltrated the protests.
I doubt seriously any of these girls would take more than a passing interest in dear Patrick. Unless, of course, they need advice on how to better suck cock.
You are horrible in the best way.
Probably as close as he has gotten to an actual soldier, too.
I think — and please feel free to beat shit out of me, dear Wonketteers, as you undoubtedly will — part of the reason the rightards are so unpleasant is because they really don't get too much of the old slap-and-tickle. Many of them are closeted flaming fucking queens who would be a lot happier if they could get permission to suck cock periodically. And the rest, I dunno what's wrong with them, but when they talk about ladybits looking like "bacon and playdoh," you kinda have to wonder if they've ever seen 'em up close and personal, yaknow?
I thought the definition of being a reporter is that you report – not be a dickhole. The rich are starting to whine about the Occupados….they're probably just lucky the occupados haven't decided to come after them with axes and pitchforks – yet.
Early in his administration Obama had a meeting with a whole bunch of bank heads in which he was trying to explain to them that they needed to be less dickish. He acutally said, "My administration is the only thing standing between you and the pitchforks." They didn't listen, didn't do shit but feather their own nests with taxpayer money while whining about being demonized by the president, and now lo and behold, the pitchforks are coming out. Should have listened to Obama, morons.
Indeed. The rage has been simmering for a while. I'm very impressed that the kids are keeping it nonviolent. It's like they learned from our experience with agents provocateurs.
Bing-fucking'-O. They should rue the day they were given a chance to go-along-to-get along and chose instead to try to scoop up ALL of the money instead of just trying to scoop up MOST of the money. They have no one to blame but themselves.
You know, this nation has an unpleasant history with long tolerating the intolerable, but there is a point of pushback, eventually. Always.
I'm thinking that those 1% that have been profiting for the last 30 + years maybe beginning to come to the realization that the class war they have been waging, may just come back to bite them on the ass.
Wonder when we are going to see the first Tea Bagger counter protest which results in some cracked heads?
This needs to be a learning moment for all our brave protesters. CHECK THE SHOES!
if protesters are so chicken than how are cops so brave to spray them?
Well, Cantor did call them a mob.
Huh?
I still don't get what the fuck this guy is trying to say, other than that he's a RAGING DOUCHENOZZLE.
I think the gist of this tard's article is that if us Libunatics want to change things we need to go out and indiscriminately mace wingnuts.
And who are we to argue with that?
Besides, it sounds like they really enjoy it. Win-win.
And if by mace, you mean the medieval weapon of a spiked ball on the end of a chain attached to a wooden handle, then I give this suggestion my complete support.
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Dang it, you beat me to it.
"In the absence of ideological uniformity…" Do you need an ideology to hang bankers from lamp posts? No. Now just shut up.
i think what he meant to say is this: "In the absence of ideological uniformity such as exists in the Conservative Hive Mind…"
"In the absence of ideological uniformity" – translation "why are these people not all wearing black uniforms and chanting "Sieg Heil"?"
"Go bold" translation "threaten to kill all untermensch"
Do I detect a pattern here…………..?
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Down with all of the ruling class!
Throw all the generals out on their ass!
Why do they have the gold? Why do they have the power?
Why do they have the friends at the top?
A la lanterne!
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
Fucking retard is retarded.
Yes, lack of self-awareness makes it that way.
(OT, the few times I typed the R word on here in the last month or so, comment was immediately deleted by the admin? Do you have magical tard-proof powers or something?)
Asswipes like this would sometimes show up at A7 back in the before time. It was fun to beat them to a pulp and leave them behind the dumpster without their pants to reflect on the error of their ways.
Is his manliness Air OR Space?
Everybody knows there's no Air In Space!
and that Pinochet's thugs in Chile in '73, boy were they a brave bunch! Not to mention Reagan's heroes – the Contras of Nicaragua! It was brave of them to kill the cowardly priests & rape the nuns & kill the villagers.
And those dissidents who got thrown out of helicopters? They didn't have what it takes.
I can't stand to read this drivel. Can you just repost the part where he talks about the amazing size of his doodle? I feel like that's where we're headed…
mace not enough? bring out the broomsticks. Cops have a thing or two for those things also.
Actually the incident you refer to used the stick from a toilet plunger. Using a broomstick would double the length and exponentially up the damages. So yup, that would do nicely as well. And in Patricks case it would be so richly deserved.
CHRISTINE LIBELS!!!1!
Ahem.
MAJOR daddy issues.
Wait….let me see if I got this…
The protesters are being criticized for something actually done by a rightwing plant…by not only the usual sources but also the rightwing plant who orchestrated the break-in himself?
I'm having a really hard time wrapping my head around this.
It is quite amazing. A museum has been broken into. You didn't do it, but you are, in my view, the kind of person who breaks into museums. I actually did do it, but I'm, in my view, not that kind of person. Shame on you!
They are also sort of being criticized for being such pussies that they didn't do it, and for being the types of people who would do it if they weren't such pussies. Or something. Really, the only thing you need to understand is that this guy is a giant douche noodle.
It would be better, I think, if we all went over there and tried to wrap *his* head around it.
In other news, the crew of the Channel 7 Live Eye in the Sky ™ helicopter was once again caught torching a tenement building.
…only because the residents didn't have the guts to do it themselves.
I would gladly contribute to the fund to buy this Hero a case of pepper spray so he can relive the glory repeatedly in his mom's basement.
bark collar loaded with pepper spray.
You know he'll really enjoy it.
Haha, you liberals are treating "journalism" as if it's a real concept. It's just a made-up word, like "aardvark" or "alcoholism."
Aardvark libel!!!11! Adorable little fuckers.
Totes! I just wish I was an aardvark, now. You know, so I could have one.
I knew journalism and alcoholism were closely related, I just didn't know why.
Mr. Howley, what went down in your head
(Oh) Mr. Howley, did you talk to the dead
Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
(Yeah)You waited on Satan's call
….too easy, needs more O'keefe
sent from my iPhone it in
"In the absence of ideological uniformity, these protesters have no political power.."
Quoting Mao or licking Koch, which is it Patrick?
And then Netflix cancelled the launch of Qwikster. So, you know, mission accomplished.
From estimates within the protest, only twenty or thirty people had fire hoses turned on them, and as far as I could tell I was the only one who even managed to take a swing at a cop.
–Patrick Howley, "Birmingham Diary"
Sick, but I laughed.
You know he would have been praising Bull Conner as being more "manly" than the freedom riders.
The teatard doesn't fall far from the Brietbart.
For his next trick, Patrick will stick his face up a skunk's ass, and after getting hosed good and wet with that sweet, sweet musk, commend the skunk for giving him Reason #43 he doesn't have to worry about getting laid.
This loser, and alumanus from Breitfart's McGoo U, is as far from heroic as if frickin' gets.
I'd hit Jake G's evil twin just to watch him thank me later.
Thank you Wonkette for giving me yet another name to block on my eHarmony account.
Needz moar freedumb cuffs.
Vaguely related …WSJ front page. THAT"S how to get coverage there OWS people.
Has Reagan, Palin, Newt, O'Reilly and a retired lawyer in Wacka Wacka , Fla.
Tea-Party Attacks Put GE on Defense
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204...
(go through the google for full article if this link is behind the wall)
GE has been on Defense since long before the Teatard Nation was created.
Can't be because now they're in league with a Kenyan to Destroy Amerikka!!!!!!!!
Wonkette Attacks Put GE on Defense
http://wonkette.com/435730/anti-business-obama-pu...
http://wonkette.com/441386/g-e-so-good-at-evading...
I prefer the original Hawaiian spelling of his last name Haole (Same pronunciation). There they have a special day to celebrate Haoles called "Kill a Haole" day where they chase white folk down and kick their asses. It is richly deserved in so many ways from a historical perspective, and in Paddy's case here, in even more ways still. I wonder if there is a variant of Haole that translates out roughly to Young Republican Douchebag?
You seem to have missed the update, where this courageous agent provocateur courageously scrubbed the references to "infiltrating to undermine and mock" the protests from his posting, and then reposted it without these references. In a fashion distinctive for the amount of courage involved.
I'm still waiting for the latest, most accurate update, where Patrick finally admits that after getting pepper-sprayed he screamed like a demented 3-year-old, collapsed, and proceeded to shit himself.
I'm still waiting for the latest, most accurate update, where Patrick finally admits he didn't even get pepper-sprayed, but still screamed like a demented 3-year-old, collapsed, and proceeded to shit himself when a museum guard looked at him menacingly.
Who was the brave editor who explained to Howley that it's not the job of a "journalist" to infiltrate "to undermine and mock"? S/he won't be working at the American Spectator for long..
this reminds me. yesterday i was driving from Milwaukee to Madison and noticed a new billboard on 94. it read something like, "liberals are the real weapons of mass destruction" or something. i'll try to get a picture this week.
The patchouli-scented wimps that don't own a closet full of guns are indistinguishable from a city-buster? I didn't think I had it in me!
you can do anything if you pull your mind up to it by your bootstraps.
so what do you think? a counter billboard with pictures of all the scandal-outed gay Republicans from recent years with the line, "Republicans: The Real Weapons Of Ass Destruction"? too much?
i don't want to offend gays, though. just want to be an asshole back.
I wish they'd make up their mind about the Left. One week we're liberals, next we're "demon-RATS," the week after, we're Socialist Fascists (you know, like compassionate conservatives, or fanged unicorns), and then we're totally Communist traitors. This week we're armed and dangerous? I thought they just got done mocking us for being leaderless, directionless, terrified wimps without any ideological cohesion.
i think the only thing that's consistent is that these are all things they think are insulting at the time. so let's see. we are: commie, fascist, islamist, atheist, satanist, socialist, anarchist, anti-capitalist pacifists who engage in violent, thuggish behavior. did i miss anything? i'm sure i did.
at least i can say that i just think they're proto-fascist, xenophobic, corporate-ass-licking, theocrats and leave it at that. and those labels traditionally do fit together. although Mussolini would have been against Wall Street, as well. he thought "international supercapitalism" was bad.
the guards who sprayed me acted with more courage than I saw from any of the protesters.
Ah, but did they have more courage than those on Wall Street whose recklessness caused the economic mess we've been in since at least 2008?
Moron.
Protesters lack that certain something it takes to break into a museum, that nervy oomph that only a bold conservative can muster. Hence, the revolution is doomed. It will not be televised. They don't even know what channel it's on! Now all you stupid hippies can go home already. Except for the hot, hot anti-establishment babes. They are crazy for anarchy, crazy for sex, and i will struggle manfully to satisfy their lust for societal disintegration and anal (if that isn't redundant).
Sincerely,
Patrick "Pat" "Doogie" Howley
You know, I'd be very surprised if those cute, hot ladies allowed him within roundhouse-kick range. Very surprised.
museumguard showed a profeshonal manner and was very corteus when beating me senseless A+++++++ would get pepper sprayed by him again
Is that Breitbart's period blood leaking from O'Keefe's mouth?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/10/washi...
At least someone is reporting on this. The dumbass deserves to be investigated and probably arrested. And if I was his employer, I would fire his stupid ass – isn't it right wing propaganda 101 that you never actually admit to being a provocateur?
Jesus dude you can get this much easier for Mistress Sade for like $200 an hour without the possibility of blindness and as a bonus she'll give you a safeword of your choosing.
Green balloons?
His picture says books & conservative intellectualism, this pic says rightwing fratboy douchebag.
Note: holding a can of pepper spray makes one courageous. Not as courageous as holding a gun, but along the same spectrum.
At least now the media can report that the OWS does have a goal – to stumble around in the Air and Space Museum with snot running down their chins and tears streaming from their eyes. SOLIDARITY!
That right wing dude left out the fact that I pissed in his mouth too.
Guy seems kinda ass-Howley
And yet again Team Right Wingnuts wrapped up the Annual Summer's Eve Douchebag in Journalism Award
Sounds to me like the group he was with figured out pretty fast he's a Dexter, a tool, a turbo – so they pretended to go along with his silly little scheme, let him go first into the museum and get a facefull of pepper spray, and watched happily from the outside while it all happened.
Would it aggravate the provocateur or the critter if someone was to have some howling good times and feed Howley to a honey badger?
Honey badger eats nasty stuff- but not that nasty
For no good reason I just listened to Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity sexually harass a young lady at the Wall Street Protest under the guise of a telephone interview.
She was bright, articulate, and clear with her message – so InSannity was reduced to asking her to take off her shirt. He tried to bait her with his leading questions; she refused to respond, politely asked him to let her finish speaking, and generally let InSannity make a complete and utter fool of himself.
I'm sure InSannity's wife and family are very proud of him.
Howley.
I saw the worst minds of my generation destroyed by madness, frothing hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the museum at dawn looking for an anger fix…
Extra p for you, beatnik.
OT: Dogged asshole that I am, here is another bone to gnaw on about whether the Jobs ever gave away any money:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204...
No, it's good. I appreciate.
So when do we get some RICO charges going?
Just kidding, I know it is apparently illegal to charge conservatives with their many, many criminal acts.
The Air and Space Museum must be one of the dullest places in Washington, if not the entire country. I don't know about anyone else but I breathe air constantly and am always surrounded by space. Couldn't the Smithsonian come up with a museum that collects and displays something you can see?
Sorry, what did you say? I spaced out.
Can I use this joke?? I am a Smithsonian docent- not at A&S. However, I think this would go over big with many of the other docents(we are old- we don't need much to laugh). I am going to use it this week- please forgive the theft.
Note to BPalin, Mama Grizzle would approve of this catch.
shouldn't he have scratched a backwards "B" on his face to show that it was barack's people who hurt him?
Pretty much, Patrick Howley is the new cut nut.
Whoooeeee! It really takes a lot of "courage" for an armed uniformed officer to spray some pepper at an unarmed protester. Go get him there Patty boy.
Well, you know what- if someone doesn't submit to the security measures- how do we know they are unarmed? I am grateful for my security personnel at the Smithsonian. Plenty of nuts come to DC and plenty of weapons. We don't forget the guard who gave his life to save visitors at the Holocaust Museum- that guy had a visible weapon but backpacks and pockets and jackets can conceal stuff. So I say pepper spray or baton anyone who tries to run past security.
Speaking of wingnut infiltrators, apparently some of the further-flung Occupy Everything protests are having a bit of a Paultard infestation, which is apparently filling the room with chatter about the evils of fractional reserves (econ 101 sez: kinda necessary for any economy to speak of).
I remember seeing a couple of specimens of the Wild Paultard in Zuccotti Park, myself, but their plumage doesn't actually make for very good camouflage, and they were very poorly disguised amongst the population. The "What about Liberty" sign was a bit of a tell, but it's definitely a dangerous possibility that the more isolated protests, where invasive Paultards represent a much more endemic problem, may find themselves overtaken or diverted off-message.
So, we may be starting to see some of the actual drawbacks of a diffuse, decentralized, big-tent grassroots movement, in that there actually is reason to worry about some highjacking in the works.
I fear the same thing.
Can we just bring him around here and beat the s#!& out of him for fun?
I'm willling to help out- I live in the area.
I also volunteer. You have my gimp stick.
"He was proud that I had been pepper-sprayed, and, oddly, so was I. I deserved to get a face full of high-grade pepper . . . "
That's right, punish me — hard. I've been a bad boy, and need to be disciplined. Say, those handcuffs aren't just for business use, are they?
Yaknow? I'm so hearing the whine of a little bottom bitch.
Hey Undercover BonerBoy,
If your erection lasts over four hours you should see a doctor. In your case you should see a child psycologist. Hey don't look now but it I think two weasels are trying to mate on your forehead. Oh sorry it's just your huge eyebrows.
His only other claim to fame is being literally 'Teabagged" with James O'Queef's child size withered nutsack.
Funny, he looks like the long lost twin of that Breitfarts bum buddy OKeefe
so, this guy gets paid to wrtie? seriously, forget about what he is writing about, his writing just generally sucks. it's like a bad "what I did on my summer vacation" paper written by a 4th grade boy who wrote it on the bus on his way to school.
Sweet baby Jeebus, look at those eyebrows. It looks like a pair of caterpillars crawled up his face and died on his forehead.
Anyone else find his mention of a "muscle-bound" leftist and "twentysomething" hippie chicks kind of telling and creepy?
If pepper spray in the face is a turn on for him, wait until he meets my Tobasco-soaked dildo.
What happened to REAL maces? All spikey and weighty and swinging from the end of a chain?
Great video on what it's all about. I was there for a week and the wall street dicks came by every day just to laugh….kochsuckers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEo2MuXnGgw
Nothing against teh gheys, but that American Expectorate crowd is the most closeted group of flamers on the Planet, starting at the top with R. Bennett Fuckwad or whatever his name is (I'm too lazy to google it.)
And ghandi would have been much more effective with an AK-47. dumbass
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I’m having a near weapons-induced orgasm. Actually touched one of these mounted in an A-10 at Pope AFB, NC. The barrels are rifled, of course, exquisitely machined…look like jewelry.
Got to see a demo of one these at the Nellis Test Range when they first started coming into the inventory. Love the sub-sonic boom, but even more impressive was to see the plane come to a complete halt in the air as the gun turned a tank into bits of ground up metal.
If I recall prior conversations, the rounds have teflon grommets surrounding them so the 30mm rounds never touch the barrel. They are moving so fast that a metal-metal interface would destroy the barrel.
Never had any up-close time with the GAU-8, but I have met and shot with the principal engineer of the Dillon Aero. I also have a friend who builds the McMillan TAC-50.
Where IS Neilist?
Somewhere in the High Desert in his award-winning communications trailer, waiting for the signal
Just say his name once more, and he's bound to appear.
"Blood libel" pun libel!!
BLOOD LIBEL LIBEL LIBEL!
I had a great Aunt Nettie. I always assumed it was short for Nettle. Does that count? Oh, that is not the question. I bet it will come back. When we don't name our kids Apple and Moonbeam or Thor anymore.
You know, Apple's gonna be known as App all the way through school.
Made so much sense that the Air Force has gotten rid of them as soon as possible. Close air support is only fun in supersonic jet fighters, in the estimation of the fighter pilots who apparently still run the Air Force.
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