Koch Brothers slash-fiction pamphlet Reason is sporting this sad-face note on its Washington headquarters today. (And why is Reason in Washington? The same reason the Koch Brothers live in magnificent New York City instead of a piece of dirt with no roads and sewer system in the middle of the Texas panhandle, we guess!) Anyway, it’s healthy to take the stairs, so let’s hope the Invisible Hand never turns this elevator back on. Photo via Wonkette operative “Joshua” on Connecticut Avenue.