CRAZY LADY  10:47 am October 6, 2011

Stupid Fox Nation Photo Editing Proves Michelle Malkin Is An Idiot

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

They should have just used a photo from a Glenn Beck rally, duh.UH, this picture is the best the lazy photo editors at Fox Nation could do to create propaganda illustrations to fit Michelle Malkin’s lunatic rantings about the MASSIVE RACISM of the Wall Street protesters, the latest teatard fiction du jour to prove the Ocupados are just a bunch of cruel hobos. Yes, just look at the sea of 99% white faces! Or don’t, unless you happen to be mainlining the fistfuls of hallucinogenic chemicals that naturally fill Michelle Malkin’s sour brain cells. 

Michelle Malkin’s creativity-challenged analysis of the Wall Street protests:

“When Occupy Wall Street activists call themselves the ‘99 percent,’ it turns out they mean 99 percent non-diverse (by their own politically correct measurements),” Malkin said in an email.

“It’s as pale out there at Camp Alinsky as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup or the New York Times editorial board.  Not counting the cameos by Jesse Jackson and Cornel West, that is.”

Yes, so if you don’t count the black people who have participated, it is very white! Basically, if you only count the white people, it is exactly like the Tea Party protests. That’s the best they’ve got. Whatever everyone used to say was awful about Tea Party protests, that’s what is now awful about Wall Street protesters according to the lobotomized wildebeests in the right-wing punditry. So clever of them! Talking Points Memo has fun round-up of these desperate attempts here, go read it! [Fox Nation; thanks to Wonkette operative "Luke P."/ TPM]

 

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ifthethunderdontgetya October 6, 2011 at 10:51 am

And everyone knows that the banks are owned by the Blax, so protesting against them is the real racism.

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BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Blacks? I thought it was the Jews that had all the money and ran the world. Protocols of the Elders of Zion Libel!!!

WhatTheHolyHeck October 6, 2011 at 11:13 am

I was going to reply right away, but my hands were all sticky from the Christian Baby Hoagie I was enjoying at my desk.

Anyway, how dare you, banker libel, etc.

GOPCrusher October 6, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Sammy Davis Jr. owns all the banks?

horsedreamer_1 October 6, 2011 at 11:41 pm

To soften his image, outgoing board chair Sinatra appointed the first black to a top corporate position.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 7:48 pm

OK can we get this straightened out? Because there's some people who, like, really need to know.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Wow. I didn't know that.

Mom? Dad?

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 10:53 am

Even the picture Fox uses shows a crowd that's maybe slightly over half white, so good job lying out of your ass.

And I guess "It’s as pale out there at Camp Alinsky as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup" is meant to imply that Al Sharpton is white?

mayor_quimby October 6, 2011 at 11:16 am

And Clarence Page and Melissa Harris-Perry have efficiency apartments at the MSNBC studios.

JustPixelz October 6, 2011 at 11:46 am

And Michael Steele … who bungled the Repubicans into their biggest electoral victory in decades. And was fired by the TP'ers for his success.

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm

But now Rinse Priapus is doing a heck of a job.

JustPixelz October 6, 2011 at 11:43 am

I think the full quote is…

"I don't have any facts to back this up, but MSNBC and the protesters are all white."

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Even if the photo I'm, handing you says different. Who you gonna believe, me or yer lying eyes?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I'm sure the black people in the photo are happy to know that Ms. Malking doesn't see color and considers them white.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:17 pm

I think we brown and black people are just invisible to that verminous bitch. She doesn't even want to associate her eyeballs with the sight of us.

MaxUdargo October 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm

All I know is that FOX News photojournalists have clearly documented that OWS protesters are 99% hotter than Tea Party protestors.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm

"Fucking percentages — how do they work?"

-M. Malkin

Weenus299 October 6, 2011 at 10:53 am

Some of my best friends occupy places.

Dashboard_Jesus October 6, 2011 at 10:58 am

to quote that now forgotten great *leader* GW BUsh, "I wouldn't be happy if I were occupied either" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoOkY1XJxw

Chillwaver October 6, 2011 at 10:53 am

Twinkie thinks she is "99% White" also.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 10:57 am

I think she sees a white person every time she looks in the mirror.

Chillwaver October 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

The question is, how she is able to?

ManchuCandidate October 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

Easy when you drink too much of the waters of the river Denial.

kissawookiee October 6, 2011 at 11:08 am

True. The undead tend to not be highly reflecting people.

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 11:09 am

She sees Coca Cola, not rice.

[I now communicate exclusively in Clash lyrics.]

mayor_quimby October 6, 2011 at 11:18 am

No matter how hard you try, you can't fuck yourself into white-itude. Just doesn't work.

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:19 am

Do you think that when she looks in the mirror, she just stares at her tits like we do?

Not_So_Much October 6, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Pity that none of the other voices in her head tell her the truth…

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm

That's her husband. Total photobomber.

BerkeleyBear October 6, 2011 at 11:04 am

I like to think of her as a deep fried Twinkie – slightly browner on the outside, even more harmful to your insides.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:18 pm

Coconut.

WhatTheHeck October 6, 2011 at 11:40 am

Maybe she’ll revert to being brown once the black guy is gone from the White House.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm

In Hawaii, locals refer to her as a Banana.

ManchuCandidate October 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm

She gives bananas (the yellow on the outside/white on the inside people and the fruit) a bad name.

Generation[redacted] October 6, 2011 at 12:48 pm

It's the only way to avoid the internment she advocates.

snoopyfan2010 October 6, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Well it is spelled Cauc-asian.

Rosie_Scenario October 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Just like Nikki Haley.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I wonder what Piyush "Bobby" Jindal's stance is, on the issue.

finallyhappy October 6, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Humans are 99.9% genetically identical. Hard to believe but true

starfanglednut October 6, 2011 at 10:53 am

And the Teabagger protests are racially diverse?

**collapses in fit of laughter

BerkeleyBear October 6, 2011 at 11:17 am

Well, they've got Herb Cain, right? And Uncle – oh, I mean Justice – Thomas?

Pres.Libunatic October 6, 2011 at 11:28 am

Allen West, also. Great guy, according to The Source:

Iraq interrogation incident

While serving in Taji, Iraq, West received information from an intelligence specialist about a reported plot to ambush him and his men.[10] The alleged plot reportedly involved Yahya Jhodri Hamoodi, a civilian Iraqi police officer.[10] West, who was not responsible for conducting interrogations in Iraq and had never conducted nor witnessed one, had his men detain Hamoodi.[10] In the process of detaining Mr. Hamoodi, soldiers testified that Hamoodi appeared to reach for his weapon and needed to be subdued.[10] Hamoodi was beaten by four soldiers from the 220th Field Artillery Battalion on the head and body.[11] West then fired his pistol near Hamoodi's head,[10] after which Hamoodi provided West with names and information, which Hamoodi later described as "meaningless information induced by fear and pain."[10] At least one of these suspects was arrested as a result, but no plans for attacks or weapons were found.[10] West said "At the time I had to base my decision on the intelligence I received. It's possible that I was wrong about Mr. Hamoodi."[10]

West was charged with violating articles 128 (assault) and 134 (general article) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. During a hearing held as part of an Article 32 investigation in November 2003, West stated, "I know the method I used was not right, but I wanted to take care of my soldiers."[11] The charges were ultimately referred to an Article 15 proceeding rather than court-martial, at which West was fined $5,000.[10] LTC West accepted the judgment and retired with full benefits in the summer of 2004. Asked if he would act differently under similar circumstances again, West testified, "If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can."[12] After Lieutenant Colonel West was relieved of his command, an interpreter employed by a private contractor said that without his presence the region he previously oversaw "became more dangerous and chaotic".[10]

KenLayIsAlive October 6, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Of course. They have both blonde haired people with blue eyes, and brown haired people with blues eye.

Not to mention the rainbow array of their metallic painted hoverrounds,

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm

You forgot the dark-eyed blondes and the brown-eyed brunettes, also.

poncho_pilot October 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm

what do you mean? the teabaggers are comprised of people of English, Dutch, Irish, German, French, Scottish, Scandinavian, and Polish descent. and probably other shades of white, too!

MARCdMan October 6, 2011 at 10:54 am

Malkin is the type who isn't happy unless she's crapping in somebody's apple pie. Why teatards and other GOPers think she's so wonderful I'll never understand.

Dashboard_Jesus October 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

maybe it's cuz her own lovely brown (MUSLIN?) furrin skin looks like exotic and forbidden fruit to them, so being Repiglickers they're willin' to overlook the craziness/ ignorance in hopes of a shot at some sweet asian *pie*?

GunToting[Redacted] October 6, 2011 at 11:09 am

I think it involves ping-pong balls.

James Michael Curley October 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm

I almost got hit once.

Beetagger October 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Like a comet with a slime trail.

Barrelhse October 6, 2011 at 11:16 am

They like hate.

DashboardBuddha October 6, 2011 at 1:11 pm

That's why they're Hateriots.

mayor_quimby October 6, 2011 at 11:19 am

It's cuz she is kinda hawt, until she opens her mouth.

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 11:22 am

They love the self-hating minorities who stomp on members of their own race, and the likes of Malkin and Cain can make good profits off of that.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm

^^ that ^^

Negropolis October 7, 2011 at 12:25 am

Truth FTW

OneYieldRegular October 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I'll never forget accidentally catching her appearance the one time she was on "This Week" with George Stephanopoulos. She was so clearly out of her league, such a ridiculously inept figure, incapable even of following the conservation. I almost felt sorry for her until I remembered what a hateful a person she was.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Because they're coprophiliacs, obvy.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 10:54 am

Project much?

Mumbletypeg October 6, 2011 at 11:12 am

The TP'ers profiled in that article couldn't be more projection-riddled even if they'd been projectile-vomited from Roger Ailes' own mouth.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I fail to see the outrage even if it were true, Free Market discontent vs. Government grievances? Wouldn't this be a more resounding message?

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm

He has a mouth? I could have sworn he only had an upper anus and a lower anus. Huh. Learn something every day.

MaxUdargo October 6, 2011 at 3:36 pm

The way the modern media works, I think the first rule of public relations is this: as soon as your side is accused of something, immediately accuse the other side of the exact same thing. It doesn't matter if it makes any sense to accuse the other side of the exact same thing, the only thing that matters is that now you've set up the "he said/she said" dynamic, and the initial criticism of your side has been effectively nullified. Now the media has to report that "both sides have been criticized" for whatever it was.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 6, 2011 at 10:54 am

One has to wonder how even autonomic functions like breathing work with consumers of propaganda this lame.
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ManchuCandidate October 6, 2011 at 10:59 am

Air goes in, air goes out… you can't explain it.

James Michael Curley October 6, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Massive amounts of prednisone, probably paid for by Medicare.

Banelm October 6, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I've always wondered how these people manage to drive, hold down jobs, and generally survive in the real world.

jodyleek October 6, 2011 at 10:54 am

Michellle Malkin: 100% reprehensible!

Indiepalin October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

"Say it loud. I'm diverse and I'm proud "- James Brown

ManchuCandidate October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Where are the Olds, Rascals and Racist signs? It's not a real protest unless the protest has all those things!!!

And an aside… Silly Malkin. She thinks she's white. Just cause you married a white man doesn't make the property transitive. Dumbass.

PsycWench October 6, 2011 at 11:55 am

Possibly she believed you can become white by injection.

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm

She's got some white in her, but not much I bet.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Hot (pallid) beef injection.

tihond October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Malkin just means the Hoverround set isn't represented.

BlueStateLibel October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Someone desperately needs to see their optometrist, Michelle.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Dr. Rand Paul still takes patients, she'll correct her mistake and say it's 100%.

Goonemeritus October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Thank God we have Michelle Malkin to defend the rights of oppressed minorities. After all look at any civil rights cause in the last two decades and see what side she has championed. CUNT!

Dashboard_Jesus October 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

brown CUNT!

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:21 am

From the days in the military: LBFM – little brown fucking machine

Barrelhse October 6, 2011 at 11:14 am

Epicanthic cunt!

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm

She reminds me of my mother, who thought Hitler and Mussolini were just *wonderful,* no matter how many times I pointed out to her that she would've headed their Kill Lists.

memzilla October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

Who could imagine that Leni Riefenstahl had relatives working at Faux News?

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Riefenstahl had many faults, but she was a genius, as even her detractors will admit. To associate the whores at Pox Ooze with her does neither party even a modicum of justice, although I dare say the hurt is mostly on Riefenstahl's side. Did you know she invented many of the camera techniques used for years in filming athletic events? And every one of her works is a masterpiece. She claims her sins have been greatly exaggerated by her detractors, and there is very little hard evidence against her. She has been repeatedly exonerated in courts of law.

This doesn't entirely assuage my discomfort with her. But she was a genius, and deserves credit for it.

Radiodead October 6, 2011 at 10:55 am

And Unions are 99% white thugs, the other 1% is corrupt white Union leaders.

Gratuitous World October 6, 2011 at 10:56 am

well if there's one stereotype I can cull from the Tea Party it's that white people are terrible spellers.

Mumbletypeg October 6, 2011 at 10:58 am

Needs more "bongos and weed" slurs.

Allmighty_Manos October 6, 2011 at 10:58 am

Tea Party Nation: Too Black, Too Strong

tihond October 6, 2011 at 11:17 am

+1 Public Enemy

SexySmurf October 6, 2011 at 10:59 am

Michelle's dumb, so here's a video of the fuzz arresting Seattle hippies (some of them were even black!) in Westlake park. I was down there an hour before and it looked like the entire SPD was mobilized; I was very tempted to knock over a liquor store. I went back around 9:00 and there were still a few dozen hippies sitting around beating drums (really!). Doesn't look like the protests are going to wind down any time soon.

Lascauxcaveman October 6, 2011 at 11:24 am

We surely do love our drum circles out here in the Northwest.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm

How big is the talking stick?

MonsterAGoGo October 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Enough with the fucking drums. Be clean for Gene if you want the Merkin people to take you seriously, Starshine.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:15 pm

Yay Seattle hippies!

Limeylizzie October 6, 2011 at 10:59 am

I see Negroes.

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 11:24 am

I see brown people as well.

WhatTheHeck October 6, 2011 at 11:46 am

Michelle’s world would be a better place without them, thank you very much.

Dumbedup October 6, 2011 at 11:00 am

Not only is the OWS crowd diverse, actually looks like America, but they are, many of them, pretty hot. Now in the 60's a lot of people showed up at protests, and a lot of them were looking to get laid, and it worked. Want a revolution? More sexytime!!

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm

I'll say, is that a young Sigourney Weaver on the right?

Chichikovovich October 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

One of the first comments on the Foxnation post:

"Wonder how many of these goons are carrying illegal weapons?"

Hmm…. probably not a lot of them, since unlike the tea partiers they are getting arrested in waves just for being there, and anyone with a lick of sense knows that having a gun (especially with no permit) on you when you're arrested complicates things immensely.

But I do remember protests recently, where people not only carried guns openly, but even held signs boasting about it, and indicating their willingness to use those weapons if political events didn't turn out exactly as they wanted.
But they were described by Fox nation types as "patriots" who were "exercising their second amendment rights".

Apparently the tea party reading of amendment 2 not only omits the "well regulated militia" part, but also adds at the end "unless you're a peaceful left-winger exercising your right to free assembly with others. (i.e. a goon)"

Allmighty_Manos October 6, 2011 at 11:32 am

Ronald Reagan was all for gun rights until the Black Panthers starting walking around Oakland carrying shotguns.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:24 pm

Gotta make sure them Second Amendment rights-bearers are of the, ahem, correct, you know, type.

Not a buncha goddamn n******, that's for fuckin' sure.

PubOption October 6, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Some think that the second amendment is a mandate to own any weapon that may be available to the military forces (militia), in order to oppose (regulate) such forces when they oppress the NRA /redneck / tea party people.

Any attempt by the 'dirty hippies' to 'regulate' the NYPD, would, of course, be a communist plot.

GOPCrusher October 6, 2011 at 1:09 pm

They should ask Plaxico Burress what happens to people carrying around guns in NYC.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Better yet, they should provoke some of those gun-carrying loudmouths to show up in NYC. It would be wonderful to see the beatdown that ensues.

Negropolis October 7, 2011 at 12:36 am

Remember, the 2nd is a sacred right…unless it involves "those" people. This has been their common belief ever since we won our citizenship.

Sue4466 October 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

So, all the sudden diversity is the sine qua non of credible protests? Yeah, okay. I never thought the Tea Baggers were credible either. Happy to hear Malkin finally admit it.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:26 pm

It's almost as if they specialize in lugging their collective petard around so they can publicly hoist themselves thereupon, isn't it?

Sue4466 October 6, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Yes, it is. I think their lack of critical thinking skills spills over into a stunning lack of self-awareness.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 11:21 pm

And yet, Malkin went to a good school, IIRC. Perhaps the cognitive dissonance over the years of shriekage has worn her critical thinking skills down to a nub.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 11:01 am

It's them slanty sneaky Asian eyes, they make you see shit different.

OzoneTom October 6, 2011 at 11:14 am

I wonder if that's all that's slanty.

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 11:03 am

What does the Bennetton ad have to do with her claim?

Golfing_OJ October 6, 2011 at 11:03 am

Pardon my intrusion. Jesus Christ, what a vicious little unmanageable cunt Malkin is.
Thank you.

Sue4466 October 6, 2011 at 11:03 am

Like O'Reilly and everyone at Fox, Malkin doesn't recognize any browns amongst the Ocupados, cause they're not shouting for their motherfucking iced tea.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Her entire self-image depends desperately on her failure to see Teh Brown.

Tundra Grifter October 6, 2011 at 11:05 am

For the past couple of decades, the right wing nutz have been stuck in an infinite payback loop.

You guys got Richard Nixon tossed out – so we're going after Bill Clinton (calling for his impeachment before his inauguration).

You guys made fun of President Bush's inability to articulate in public – so we're going to mock Obama's teleprompter.

You guys interviewed dumb TeaBaggers (because that's all there were out there) – so we're going to cherry pick Wall Street protesters and make them appear to be out of touch.

It's as weak as it is obvious.

prommie October 6, 2011 at 11:30 am

There's a reason they are called "reactionaries." There isn't a positive item on the conservative agenda, every single thing they care about is a reaction to a liberal policy that they don't like.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Some turd responded to the criticisms aimed at the McGinnis book's most salacious allegations against the Palin couple that morally degenerate "delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets" would make them bastions of Family Values anyway – failing to appreciate that these Hollywood starlets don't try to turn their values into law.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 6, 2011 at 11:05 am

Someone needs a time-out in an internment camp.

GunToting[Redacted] October 6, 2011 at 11:17 am

I'm sure property values around Manzanar are quite reasonable.

NorthStarSpanx October 6, 2011 at 12:19 pm

She's not fit to wash the feet of Senator Daniel Inouye or even Judge Lance Ito.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Or thousands of the other camp dwellers. She really is a despicable cunt, isn't she.

John Birf Society October 6, 2011 at 11:05 am

Herman Cain is also 99% white.

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:24 am

99.9%?

GregComlish October 6, 2011 at 11:43 am

and 0.1% uppity

Radiodead October 6, 2011 at 11:06 am

Malkin also said: And they are mostly fat and old, just look at the picture.

DaSandman October 6, 2011 at 11:15 am

Gosh, no fuckin' scooters or pix of Barry as the Joker. And they all look healthy. Real political protestors look like they are in end stage diabetes and have cigarettes dangling out of their mouths.

Texan_Bulldog October 6, 2011 at 11:06 am

Michelle has never realized the GOP just lets her sit at the cool table so they can say they aren't racists (see also Hermain Cain).

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:25 am

I wondered why I never get invited to the bar-b-ques.

~Allen West

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 11:28 am

They also know that they can't publicly say certain reprehensible things like, "the Japanese internment was good", but figure if someone who is herself Asian says it she can get away with it and therefore they can hide behind her words.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm

Exactly. That's why they just LERVE the Herman Cains and Phyllis Schlaflys and Mario Rubios and all those other non-white/male/rich people who are willing to heap coals of fire on their own people for crumbs off the white man's table.

The Field Negro likes to discourse on the issue, and I sure do like to read what he has to say.

Judith_Priest October 6, 2011 at 10:40 pm

And they're hoping that after a couple of glasses of wine, she'll bust out the ping-pong balls!

Lascauxcaveman October 6, 2011 at 11:07 am

Ooh. Yay FOX news. I always like to start the day with a good game of Count The Negroes.

(Sort of like a grown-up, racist version of Where's Waldo.)

Barrelhse October 6, 2011 at 11:08 am

It looks just like the Pillsbury Doughboy convention, alright.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 11:09 am

Apparently, like Steven Colbert, she doesn't see color. Or only sees one color, maybe.

paris biltong October 6, 2011 at 11:09 am

Was Malikin actually there? What she says is "they don't look diverse to me." Yet judging from the picture, it's quite possible that many of the ones who look "white" are actually Hispanics and/or Native Americans. Some are obviously males and other are females. Several may be gay and/or lesbians. They're also of different ages. There are probably a fair number of Jews and non-Jews and several national origins are certainly represented.

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 11:16 am

She thought they all looked Sharon Angle-ish.

swordfis October 6, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Why even bother?

friendlyskies October 6, 2011 at 11:10 am

Methinks that Fox Nation photo editor might be on Team 99%. Tee hee. Mr. Murdoch had better think about handing out more suitably TARPesque bonuses this Christmas, lest his underpaid, foreclosed, and struggling employees start sneaking some truth into the news.

hagajim October 6, 2011 at 11:10 am

By 99% white, Michelle meant that there were almost no Rascals or Hoverrounds in the crowd.

kissawookiee October 6, 2011 at 11:11 am

She's just following the new Herman Cain logical debate model. You know, the one that starts with "I don't have facts to back this up."

Dumbedup October 6, 2011 at 11:12 am

Yeah, I think the "bright, happy attractive, young" crowd will prevail over the "old, bitter, fat, mentally ill" crowd. Eventually.

fuflans October 6, 2011 at 1:02 pm

well for sure they'll live longer.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Thank you deity, this is the biggest factor in the downfall of Pox Ooze and the Repuglycan't Portly. It's not gonna be too long before they all pop their clogs. Unfortunately, I'll be popping mine right around that time too, so, so sad, enjoy the world without them for me, kiddies.

OneDollarJuana October 6, 2011 at 11:13 am

Re: the alt-text. They didn't use a Glenn Beck rally photo because you can't fit that many GB rally attendees into a single picture.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 11:32 am

Well, you can, but it takes special equipment.

DaSandman October 6, 2011 at 11:13 am

Well, she's right cause only white people like equality and economic justice. The browns only want sing and dance and play basketball.

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:33 am

And keeping themselves busy bussing tables, mowing lawns, and picking veggies.

OneDollarJuana October 6, 2011 at 11:13 am

How come every photo I see is 100% asian? Seems a bit racist to me.

Eve8Apples October 6, 2011 at 11:14 am

Today's GOP winner of the “I don’t have facts to back this up” political commentary.

x111e7thst October 6, 2011 at 11:15 am

Is this good news for Herman?

smitallica October 6, 2011 at 11:15 am

There are more blacks in Malkin's "all-white" photo than there were in my mostly white high school.

OC_Surf_Serf October 6, 2011 at 11:17 am

Hate to admit it, but still would like to spray something white on Michele Malkin…

FNMA October 6, 2011 at 11:21 am

I will come up with a clever reply once I stop vomiting.

DaSandman October 6, 2011 at 11:49 am

That's perfectly ok. She is a cute little soulless monster. May I suggest a ball gag for your own protection? That's safe sex when it comes to Michele.

Naked_Bunny October 6, 2011 at 11:59 am

I'm just going to assume you mean you want to caulk her mouth shut.

KenLayIsAlive October 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Anthrax?

chascates October 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Portland cement

GorzoTheMighty October 6, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Pesticide?

GOPCrusher October 6, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Lead based paint?

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Hopefully it's a solution of H2SO4.

Arken October 6, 2011 at 11:18 am

All of those people are secretly white. Just like Obama is secretly Muslim.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 11:21 am

I'm fixin' to go out and Occupy the Chinati Art Festival in Marfa TX for the weekend; I will report back on the racial diversity (and the sportiness of the maidens) next week.

Happy "Anniversary of the Commencement of the Destruction of the Native Races of the Western Hemisphere" (Colombus) Day, y'all!!

not that Dewey October 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Be sure to visit the Prada store, pick us up something nice.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm

You sure do know how to make an old perv happy. Be sure to report back in detail upon your Sporting Wiff Teh Maidens (assuming there are any maidens at all in TX; perhaps you should settle for ex-maidens).

Yeah, happy that-guy thing. I think we celebrate Indigenous People's Day here.

edgydrifter October 6, 2011 at 11:23 am

Shit fountain is spraying shit on everything again. Nothing new here.

iburl October 6, 2011 at 11:25 am

This is a fake photo, where are the palm trees?

FlipOffResearch October 6, 2011 at 11:27 am

Watching these protesters and listening to their manifesto, I got a great idea –

We need a constitutional amendment to end corporate personhood.

yrbmegr October 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Good point! I don't see any corporations in that picture!

Monsieur_Grumpe October 6, 2011 at 11:29 am

I did a quick count just from that FOX News picture and I came up with a "conservative" estimate of 33% browns. Of course percentages and FOX News have never gotten along in the past with their 127% pie charts and all.

HarryButtle October 6, 2011 at 11:46 am

My research provided me with similar findings, Monsieur.

Terry October 6, 2011 at 11:29 am

Is Malkin falling out of favor over at Fox? It seems like a pretty obvious attempt to show that she was wrong. They're usually a bit better at spinning a party line.

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 11:43 am

Had to dig in because it was a while ago, but here we go:

http://wonkette.com/311424/michelle-malkin-too-ho

Basically, she angrily quit after a public spat with fellow Fox propagandist Geraldo Riviera.

Terry October 6, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Jaysus, Malkin versus Geraldo. That's a battle of the minds where both showed up unarmed.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm

They seem to be divesting themselves of a good part of their Loonier-Than-Thou stable. Glenn Beck, now this pretend-fight between InsHannity and ORly, the beatdown of Bachmann, the refusal to re-sign with Palin. Is it a trend, or am I being too wildly optimistic?

GeorgiaBurning October 6, 2011 at 11:31 am

Percentages always trip up those folks at Fox

El Pinche October 6, 2011 at 11:34 am

Michelle Malkin is still alive? I thought Alex Jones ate her?

chicken_thief October 6, 2011 at 11:37 am

Roll her in powdered sugar and Gov Christie would be done with her in about four bites.

Papa_Uniform October 6, 2011 at 11:35 am

Well, that proves it. Michelle Malkin IS color blind.

JustPixelz October 6, 2011 at 11:39 am

Nikki Haley gave Michelle Malkin an A+ in statistics.

Pres.Libunatic October 6, 2011 at 11:42 am

You know who else altered and misinterpreted photographs to fit their skewed version of history?

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 11:52 am

Madonna?

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Fark?

horsedreamer_1 October 6, 2011 at 11:47 pm

SomethingAwful forum goons?

not that Dewey October 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Cecil Beaton?

SayItWithWookies October 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Capricorn 1?

GOPCrusher October 6, 2011 at 1:14 pm

The inventor of Adobe Photoshop?

deleted1797764 October 6, 2011 at 1:35 pm

The Bush Administration?

Slim_Pickins October 6, 2011 at 11:42 am

I noticed something about closed captioning on Fox this summer, while in a health club where I didn't have any choice. When blacks talk there is no closed captioning. Apparently there is no way to understand what they say.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

Guppy06 October 6, 2011 at 11:45 am

By that picture alone I'd say they're 99% more attractive than Teabaggers, at least.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm

It's not easy to be *less* attractive than a Teabagger, but, yes.

4tehlulz_lite October 6, 2011 at 11:50 am

SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE LLOYD BLANKFEIN

ttommyunger October 6, 2011 at 11:50 am

"Stupid Fox Nation Photo Editing Proves Michelle Malkin Is An Idiot." Idiot, maybe; Cunt, fer sure (I know, it's been said before, but in her case, I never tire of the word).

SayItWithWookies October 6, 2011 at 11:53 am

Not only are they all white, they're yelling about how their taxes are too high when they're actually lower than at any time in the past 30 years, they're making completely hyperbolic comparisons to Hitler and Stalin, they're painting themselves as the only real patriotic side of this issue and their adversaries as desperately irrational America-haters, they're toting guns and making vaguely menacing threats against the lives of people they disagree with, they're wildly cheering any demagogue who stands up and shouts fire-and-brimstone rhetoric, and they're the dupes of several large lobbying organizations and a vast criminal enterprise disguised as a news and entertainment business.

Which makes me wonder why they're not completely in favor of these guys.

Naked_Bunny October 6, 2011 at 11:59 am

I love the "you suck at least as much as we do" arguments I always see from wingnuts. They show how deeply tearing other people down is ingrained in conservatives. They contain so much undirected anger, it's no wonder they can be swayed so easily into actions that hurt themselves, from religious conservatives being told science should be removed from school because it is "just another religion" to economic conservatives being told that unions should be eliminated because union workers make more money than they do.

SayItWithWookies October 6, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Consservatives' use of "Nixonian" to condemn a liberal president's actions is always amusing.

PsycWench October 6, 2011 at 11:59 am

If Fox news wants to be all inclusive and reflective of their demographic they need to hire more fat people.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm

"[...] they need to hire more fat morbidly obese people.

FIFY, NNTT

donner_froh October 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm

fistfuls of hallucinogenic chemicals that naturally fill Michelle Malkin’s sour brain cells

She has brain cells. Who knew?

KenLayIsAlive October 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I've heard of seeing the world through rose colored glasses, so I guess the same applies when you view the world through a pointed white sheet.

PubOption October 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm

And if there were more minorities in the photos, Fox could claim that as proof that all the protesters were on welfare, anyway.

wokeupliberal October 6, 2011 at 2:24 pm

They'd be going all ACORN on the protester's asses if there were dark skinned people there. It'd be a "violent mob."

Pat_Pending October 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Lookin' mighty beige out there. Think maybe Fox flaks photoshopped the pic to lighten up the darkies?

Cafe ole! (too lazy to find the accent character.)

Redhead October 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm

I count three black people and one possibly hispanic person in that picture, in a quick glance. Maybe she was only counting 3 out of every 5, though.

yrbmegr October 6, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Why can't we get this straight? Black people count 3/5. So when you count up all the equivalent people, it's 99% white.

widestanceshakedown October 6, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Michelle Malkin doesn't care about white people.

iburl October 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm

This is a national outrage, like the time Michelle Obama wore clothes that were too fancy or too plain. Or the time Barack Obama used a binder clip.

MozakiBlocks October 6, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Hmmm, I see four or five folks who would be mighty surprised to learn that they are of the caucasian persuasion.

OneYieldRegular October 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm

If this is how beer-goggly Malkin sees Occupy Wall Street, god knows who she'd bring home from a bar.

Pop_Socket October 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm

This is more Right Wing Big Lie Jiujitsu. They take criticisms directed at them and accuse their opponents of it. This is the method behind the "Obama can only read off a teleprompter" meme as well. It's as appalling as it is transparent.

fuflans October 6, 2011 at 1:14 pm

But not a peep about the Abercrombie & Fitch-meets-Apple central casting mob swamping lower Manhattan

if my demographic was 'fatgirlslikeniceclothestoo.wordpress.com' and the scooter store i wouldn't make a peep either.

axmxz October 6, 2011 at 1:26 pm

There is a certain racist logic to this: if in your heart of hearts you think black people don't count, in general, then they obviously don't count here either.

fletc3her October 6, 2011 at 1:30 pm

That photo isn't even 99% white.

Beowoof October 6, 2011 at 1:51 pm

To quote John Fugelsang, Michelle Malkin is like New York in August, hot and unpleasant.

Judith_Priest October 6, 2011 at 10:45 pm

I don't get the "hot" part. So … being ropy and skinny with fake tits is all it takes to be hot? Doesn't matter that your rabid-chihuahua-face is stuck in a permanent snotty sneer?

Male libidos … damn. Glad I don't have one.

owhatever October 6, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Is there something genetically wrong with Republican women named Michele that makes them stupid?

Preacher_Griz October 6, 2011 at 2:02 pm

This michelle malkin fellow looks like some squirrely latino lib or something. Those folk always think they get slighted by everybody

Eve8Apples October 6, 2011 at 2:12 pm

“It’s as pale out there … as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup or the New York Times editorial board. "

I quadruple dog dare Faux Nation to use Michele's comment next time they are covering a teabagger rally.

BarackMyWorld October 6, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Is Malkin getting some basic fact wrong, then basing an entire argument on it, going to be a weekly thing now?

SorosBot October 6, 2011 at 3:03 pm

It's not just Malkin; straight-up lying to claim that the protesters are almost all white is the latest talking point that's all over the place now.

Beck_is_Trig October 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Yep, this was inevitable and seeing as how wingnut originality in witticisms tends to be deeply racist and/or culturally offensive, instead outside in "polite company" they rip off liberal witticisms which were fresh and funny at the time. They then proceed to completely destroy the humor of the original by turning it into something deeply racist/culturally offensive (e.g. "Bush is a dumbass son of privilege" turns into "Obama is dumb because he's black") and so forth. The differences between the 'baggers and occupados is this: when the occupados came out to protest it was against corporate/government corruption and its corrosive effects whereas baggers were in favor of more saying "if only this country were more rotted with corruption the 'job creators' would hire". That's the key, principle difference between the movements…oh, and the occupados are young and judging by the lady in that photo are attractive urbanites upset with the rank inequality of contemporary America whereas baggers are ugly rural inbreds mobilized by blind hatred of the idea that a black guy can run "their" 'Merika.

Negropolis October 7, 2011 at 12:46 am

Yep, this was inevitable and seeing as how wingnut originality in witticisms tends to be deeply racist and/or culturally offensive, instead outside in "polite company" they rip off liberal witticisms which were fresh and funny at the time. They then proceed to completely destroy the humor of the original by turning it into something deeply racist/culturally offensive (e.g. "Bush is a dumbass son of privilege" turns into "Obama is dumb because he's black") and so forth.

Many, many, many upfists for this astute observation I think should be made more often. It kind of goes back to why liberals or other minorities can say things about minorities and disadvantaged people that conservatives can't. We know they are laughing with us, while the conservatives are always, always laughing at us.

Troglodeity October 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Of course, as soon as it's pointed out that there are many people of color among the protesters, the next story line from Fox will be that Occupy Wall Street is dominated by Obama's Fellow Blacks.

NYNYNYjr October 6, 2011 at 5:04 pm

I know the guy in the center- he's a photographer and he's half-Japanese (half "white"). I don't know the girl to his right, but she looks half-asianish too.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm

I see several faces in there that look biracial, plus blacks, latinos, and possibly south and east asians.

JackObin October 6, 2011 at 5:25 pm

I think Malkin scores 100 points this season. I'm really worried about the state of Sid's health, however.

glamourdammerung October 6, 2011 at 5:35 pm

This is not Malkin's fault. After all, since she was an anchor/terror baby, she probably does not know English well enough to understand what she is claiming.

ChessieNefercat October 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm

I'm in a hurry, and don't have time to read all the comments, so please forgive me if someone has already pointed this out.

But could it be that Ms. Malkin is using that old time Founding Fathers math? If each not-white-like-'Bagger-God-intended male person is counted as only 3/5 of a person, and not-white-like-'Bagger-God-intended female person is of course not counted at all, I could see where the resulting calculation could demonstrate a much-higher-than-reality-would-indicate percentage of white-like-'Bagger-God-intended people.

My, Ms. Malkin is a horrid little creature.

BarackMyWorld October 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Ugh…
Occupy Wall Street Doesn't Adequately Represent Struggling Black Population, Experts Say http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/occupy-w

horsedreamer_1 October 6, 2011 at 11:48 pm

Too many Pilipinas fucking up my shit. My racially transcendental shit.

Negropolis October 7, 2011 at 12:14 am

The very last think a conservative wants to get in a fight over is diversity. I mean the very last thing they want to do.

Overcompensating, token brown bitch says what?

datateday October 7, 2011 at 12:15 am

Michelle Malkin is 99% Asian – why is she on Fox News?

benjo765 October 7, 2011 at 10:42 am

So the Tea Partys' stale pancake stack of empty platitudes needs some more sweet sweet koch maple syrup on it (cranky old man juice?)
Uh, meanwhile lets totally rip on Occupy Wall Street by making argument-less attacks!
Hurray for Freedom!

SaintRond October 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

I counted nine non white faces in that photo.

BaldarTFlagass October 6, 2011 at 11:00 am

Isn't there some photo bank out there that sells photo rights to crowd pix? I'm pretty sure that Fox and Newt and them folks have used this before.

Texan_Bulldog October 6, 2011 at 11:04 am

They should have Photoshopped Newt & Callista in there. They are so blindingly white, they would have cancelled out any browns/blacks in the pic.

GOPCrusher October 6, 2011 at 1:06 pm

They need to PhotoShop a bunch of people out of the picture, otherwise someone might get the impression that this may be a well attended protest.

PalinzADummy October 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm

That's become a mite more difficult since the arrest of 700 demonstrators left Wall St. convincingly occupied nonetheless. Their "there's only fifty hippies out there" line became obvious bullshit, then.

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