They should have just used a photo from a Glenn Beck rally, duh.UH, this picture is the best the lazy photo editors at Fox Nation could do to create propaganda illustrations to fit Michelle Malkin’s lunatic rantings about the MASSIVE RACISM of the Wall Street protesters, the latest teatard fiction du jour to prove the Ocupados are just a bunch of cruel hobos. Yes, just look at the sea of 99% white faces! Or don’t, unless you happen to be mainlining the fistfuls of hallucinogenic chemicals that naturally fill Michelle Malkin’s sour brain cells. 

Michelle Malkin’s creativity-challenged analysis of the Wall Street protests:

“When Occupy Wall Street activists call themselves the ‘99 percent,’ it turns out they mean 99 percent non-diverse (by their own politically correct measurements),” Malkin said in an email.

“It’s as pale out there at Camp Alinsky as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup or the New York Times editorial board.  Not counting the cameos by Jesse Jackson and Cornel West, that is.”

Yes, so if you don’t count the black people who have participated, it is very white! Basically, if you only count the white people, it is exactly like the Tea Party protests. That’s the best they’ve got. Whatever everyone used to say was awful about Tea Party protests, that’s what is now awful about Wall Street protesters according to the lobotomized wildebeests in the right-wing punditry. So clever of them! Talking Points Memo has fun round-up of these desperate attempts here, go read it! [Fox Nation; thanks to Wonkette operative “Luke P.”/ TPM]

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  • And everyone knows that the banks are owned by the Blax, so protesting against them is the real racism.


    • BaldarTFlagass

      Blacks? I thought it was the Jews that had all the money and ran the world. Protocols of the Elders of Zion Libel!!!

      • WhatTheHolyHeck

        I was going to reply right away, but my hands were all sticky from the Christian Baby Hoagie I was enjoying at my desk.

        Anyway, how dare you, banker libel, etc.

      • GOPCrusher

        Sammy Davis Jr. owns all the banks?

        • horsedreamer_1

          To soften his image, outgoing board chair Sinatra appointed the first black to a top corporate position.

      • PalinzADummy

        OK can we get this straightened out? Because there's some people who, like, really need to know.

    • PalinzADummy

      Wow. I didn't know that.

      Mom? Dad?

  • SorosBot

    Even the picture Fox uses shows a crowd that's maybe slightly over half white, so good job lying out of your ass.

    And I guess "It’s as pale out there at Camp Alinsky as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup" is meant to imply that Al Sharpton is white?

    • mayor_quimby

      And Clarence Page and Melissa Harris-Perry have efficiency apartments at the MSNBC studios.

      • And Michael Steele … who bungled the Repubicans into their biggest electoral victory in decades. And was fired by the TP'ers for his success.

        • SorosBot

          But now Rinse Priapus is doing a heck of a job.

    • I think the full quote is…

      "I don't have any facts to back this up, but MSNBC and the protesters are all white."

      • PalinzADummy

        Even if the photo I'm, handing you says different. Who you gonna believe, me or yer lying eyes?

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      I'm sure the black people in the photo are happy to know that Ms. Malking doesn't see color and considers them white.

      • PalinzADummy

        I think we brown and black people are just invisible to that verminous bitch. She doesn't even want to associate her eyeballs with the sight of us.

    • All I know is that FOX News photojournalists have clearly documented that OWS protesters are 99% hotter than Tea Party protestors.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      "Fucking percentages — how do they work?"

      -M. Malkin

  • Weenus299

    Some of my best friends occupy places.

  • Twinkie thinks she is "99% White" also.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I think she sees a white person every time she looks in the mirror.

      • The question is, how she is able to?

        • Easy when you drink too much of the waters of the river Denial.

        • kissawookiee

          True. The undead tend to not be highly reflecting people.

      • widestanceshakedown

        She sees Coca Cola, not rice.

        [I now communicate exclusively in Clash lyrics.]

      • mayor_quimby

        No matter how hard you try, you can't fuck yourself into white-itude. Just doesn't work.

      • chicken_thief

        Do you think that when she looks in the mirror, she just stares at her tits like we do?

      • Not_So_Much

        Pity that none of the other voices in her head tell her the truth…

      • PalinzADummy

        That's her husband. Total photobomber.

    • BerkeleyBear

      I like to think of her as a deep fried Twinkie – slightly browner on the outside, even more harmful to your insides.

      • PalinzADummy


    • WhatTheHeck

      Maybe she’ll revert to being brown once the black guy is gone from the White House.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        In Hawaii, locals refer to her as a Banana.

        • She gives bananas (the yellow on the outside/white on the inside people and the fruit) a bad name.

    • Generation[redacted]

      It's the only way to avoid the internment she advocates.

    • snoopyfan2010

      Well it is spelled Cauc-asian.

    • Rosie_Scenario

      Just like Nikki Haley.

      • PalinzADummy

        I wonder what Piyush "Bobby" Jindal's stance is, on the issue.

    • finallyhappy

      Humans are 99.9% genetically identical. Hard to believe but true

  • And the Teabagger protests are racially diverse?

    **collapses in fit of laughter

    • BerkeleyBear

      Well, they've got Herb Cain, right? And Uncle – oh, I mean Justice – Thomas?

      • Allen West, also. Great guy, according to The Source:

        Iraq interrogation incident

        While serving in Taji, Iraq, West received information from an intelligence specialist about a reported plot to ambush him and his men.[10] The alleged plot reportedly involved Yahya Jhodri Hamoodi, a civilian Iraqi police officer.[10] West, who was not responsible for conducting interrogations in Iraq and had never conducted nor witnessed one, had his men detain Hamoodi.[10] In the process of detaining Mr. Hamoodi, soldiers testified that Hamoodi appeared to reach for his weapon and needed to be subdued.[10] Hamoodi was beaten by four soldiers from the 220th Field Artillery Battalion on the head and body.[11] West then fired his pistol near Hamoodi's head,[10] after which Hamoodi provided West with names and information, which Hamoodi later described as "meaningless information induced by fear and pain."[10] At least one of these suspects was arrested as a result, but no plans for attacks or weapons were found.[10] West said "At the time I had to base my decision on the intelligence I received. It's possible that I was wrong about Mr. Hamoodi."[10]

        West was charged with violating articles 128 (assault) and 134 (general article) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. During a hearing held as part of an Article 32 investigation in November 2003, West stated, "I know the method I used was not right, but I wanted to take care of my soldiers."[11] The charges were ultimately referred to an Article 15 proceeding rather than court-martial, at which West was fined $5,000.[10] LTC West accepted the judgment and retired with full benefits in the summer of 2004. Asked if he would act differently under similar circumstances again, West testified, "If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can."[12] After Lieutenant Colonel West was relieved of his command, an interpreter employed by a private contractor said that without his presence the region he previously oversaw "became more dangerous and chaotic".[10]

    • Of course. They have both blonde haired people with blue eyes, and brown haired people with blues eye.

      Not to mention the rainbow array of their metallic painted hoverrounds,

      • PalinzADummy

        You forgot the dark-eyed blondes and the brown-eyed brunettes, also.

    • poncho_pilot

      what do you mean? the teabaggers are comprised of people of English, Dutch, Irish, German, French, Scottish, Scandinavian, and Polish descent. and probably other shades of white, too!

  • MARCdMan

    Malkin is the type who isn't happy unless she's crapping in somebody's apple pie. Why teatards and other GOPers think she's so wonderful I'll never understand.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      maybe it's cuz her own lovely brown (MUSLIN?) furrin skin looks like exotic and forbidden fruit to them, so being Repiglickers they're willin' to overlook the craziness/ ignorance in hopes of a shot at some sweet asian *pie*?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I think it involves ping-pong balls.

      • James Michael Curley

        I almost got hit once.

        • Beetagger

          Like a comet with a slime trail.

    • Barrelhse

      They like hate.

      • DashboardBuddha

        That's why they're Hateriots.

    • mayor_quimby

      It's cuz she is kinda hawt, until she opens her mouth.

    • SorosBot

      They love the self-hating minorities who stomp on members of their own race, and the likes of Malkin and Cain can make good profits off of that.

      • PalinzADummy

        ^^ that ^^

      • Negropolis

        Truth FTW

    • OneYieldRegular

      I'll never forget accidentally catching her appearance the one time she was on "This Week" with George Stephanopoulos. She was so clearly out of her league, such a ridiculously inept figure, incapable even of following the conservation. I almost felt sorry for her until I remembered what a hateful a person she was.

    • PalinzADummy

      Because they're coprophiliacs, obvy.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Project much?

    • The TP'ers profiled in that article couldn't be more projection-riddled even if they'd been projectile-vomited from Roger Ailes' own mouth.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        I fail to see the outrage even if it were true, Free Market discontent vs. Government grievances? Wouldn't this be a more resounding message?

      • PalinzADummy

        He has a mouth? I could have sworn he only had an upper anus and a lower anus. Huh. Learn something every day.

    • The way the modern media works, I think the first rule of public relations is this: as soon as your side is accused of something, immediately accuse the other side of the exact same thing. It doesn't matter if it makes any sense to accuse the other side of the exact same thing, the only thing that matters is that now you've set up the "he said/she said" dynamic, and the initial criticism of your side has been effectively nullified. Now the media has to report that "both sides have been criticized" for whatever it was.

  • One has to wonder how even autonomic functions like breathing work with consumers of propaganda this lame.

    • Air goes in, air goes out… you can't explain it.

    • James Michael Curley

      Massive amounts of prednisone, probably paid for by Medicare.

    • Banelm

      I've always wondered how these people manage to drive, hold down jobs, and generally survive in the real world.

  • jodyleek

    Michellle Malkin: 100% reprehensible!

  • Indiepalin

    "Say it loud. I'm diverse and I'm proud "- James Brown

  • Where are the Olds, Rascals and Racist signs? It's not a real protest unless the protest has all those things!!!

    And an aside… Silly Malkin. She thinks she's white. Just cause you married a white man doesn't make the property transitive. Dumbass.

    • PsycWench

      Possibly she believed you can become white by injection.

      • widestanceshakedown

        She's got some white in her, but not much I bet.

      • PalinzADummy

        Hot (pallid) beef injection.

  • tihond

    Malkin just means the Hoverround set isn't represented.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Someone desperately needs to see their optometrist, Michelle.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Dr. Rand Paul still takes patients, she'll correct her mistake and say it's 100%.

  • Goonemeritus

    Thank God we have Michelle Malkin to defend the rights of oppressed minorities. After all look at any civil rights cause in the last two decades and see what side she has championed. CUNT!

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      brown CUNT!

      • chicken_thief

        From the days in the military: LBFM – little brown fucking machine

    • Barrelhse

      Epicanthic cunt!

    • PalinzADummy

      She reminds me of my mother, who thought Hitler and Mussolini were just *wonderful,* no matter how many times I pointed out to her that she would've headed their Kill Lists.

  • memzilla

    Who could imagine that Leni Riefenstahl had relatives working at Faux News?

    • PalinzADummy

      Riefenstahl had many faults, but she was a genius, as even her detractors will admit. To associate the whores at Pox Ooze with her does neither party even a modicum of justice, although I dare say the hurt is mostly on Riefenstahl's side. Did you know she invented many of the camera techniques used for years in filming athletic events? And every one of her works is a masterpiece. She claims her sins have been greatly exaggerated by her detractors, and there is very little hard evidence against her. She has been repeatedly exonerated in courts of law.

      This doesn't entirely assuage my discomfort with her. But she was a genius, and deserves credit for it.

  • Radiodead

    And Unions are 99% white thugs, the other 1% is corrupt white Union leaders.

  • well if there's one stereotype I can cull from the Tea Party it's that white people are terrible spellers.

  • Needs more "bongos and weed" slurs.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Tea Party Nation: Too Black, Too Strong

    • tihond

      +1 Public Enemy

  • SexySmurf

    Michelle's dumb, so here's a video of the fuzz arresting Seattle hippies (some of them were even black!) in Westlake park. I was down there an hour before and it looked like the entire SPD was mobilized; I was very tempted to knock over a liquor store. I went back around 9:00 and there were still a few dozen hippies sitting around beating drums (really!). Doesn't look like the protests are going to wind down any time soon.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      We surely do love our drum circles out here in the Northwest.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        How big is the talking stick?

    • MonsterAGoGo

      Enough with the fucking drums. Be clean for Gene if you want the Merkin people to take you seriously, Starshine.

    • PalinzADummy

      Yay Seattle hippies!

  • Limeylizzie

    I see Negroes.

    • SorosBot

      I see brown people as well.

    • WhatTheHeck

      Michelle’s world would be a better place without them, thank you very much.

  • Dumbedup

    Not only is the OWS crowd diverse, actually looks like America, but they are, many of them, pretty hot. Now in the 60's a lot of people showed up at protests, and a lot of them were looking to get laid, and it worked. Want a revolution? More sexytime!!

    • NorthStarSpanx

      I'll say, is that a young Sigourney Weaver on the right?

  • Chichikovovich

    One of the first comments on the Foxnation post:

    "Wonder how many of these goons are carrying illegal weapons?"

    Hmm…. probably not a lot of them, since unlike the tea partiers they are getting arrested in waves just for being there, and anyone with a lick of sense knows that having a gun (especially with no permit) on you when you're arrested complicates things immensely.

    But I do remember protests recently, where people not only carried guns openly, but even held signs boasting about it, and indicating their willingness to use those weapons if political events didn't turn out exactly as they wanted.
    But they were described by Fox nation types as "patriots" who were "exercising their second amendment rights".

    Apparently the tea party reading of amendment 2 not only omits the "well regulated militia" part, but also adds at the end "unless you're a peaceful left-winger exercising your right to free assembly with others. (i.e. a goon)"

    • Allmighty_Manos

      Ronald Reagan was all for gun rights until the Black Panthers starting walking around Oakland carrying shotguns.

      • PalinzADummy

        Gotta make sure them Second Amendment rights-bearers are of the, ahem, correct, you know, type.

        Not a buncha goddamn n******, that's for fuckin' sure.

    • PubOption

      Some think that the second amendment is a mandate to own any weapon that may be available to the military forces (militia), in order to oppose (regulate) such forces when they oppress the NRA /redneck / tea party people.

      Any attempt by the 'dirty hippies' to 'regulate' the NYPD, would, of course, be a communist plot.

    • GOPCrusher

      They should ask Plaxico Burress what happens to people carrying around guns in NYC.

      • PalinzADummy

        Better yet, they should provoke some of those gun-carrying loudmouths to show up in NYC. It would be wonderful to see the beatdown that ensues.

    • Negropolis

      Remember, the 2nd is a sacred right…unless it involves "those" people. This has been their common belief ever since we won our citizenship.

  • Sue4466

    So, all the sudden diversity is the sine qua non of credible protests? Yeah, okay. I never thought the Tea Baggers were credible either. Happy to hear Malkin finally admit it.

    • PalinzADummy

      It's almost as if they specialize in lugging their collective petard around so they can publicly hoist themselves thereupon, isn't it?

      • Sue4466

        Yes, it is. I think their lack of critical thinking skills spills over into a stunning lack of self-awareness.

        • PalinzADummy

          And yet, Malkin went to a good school, IIRC. Perhaps the cognitive dissonance over the years of shriekage has worn her critical thinking skills down to a nub.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    It's them slanty sneaky Asian eyes, they make you see shit different.

    • OzoneTom

      I wonder if that's all that's slanty.

  • widestanceshakedown

    What does the Bennetton ad have to do with her claim?

  • Golfing_OJ

    Pardon my intrusion. Jesus Christ, what a vicious little unmanageable cunt Malkin is.
    Thank you.

  • Sue4466

    Like O'Reilly and everyone at Fox, Malkin doesn't recognize any browns amongst the Ocupados, cause they're not shouting for their motherfucking iced tea.

    • PalinzADummy

      Her entire self-image depends desperately on her failure to see Teh Brown.

  • Tundra Grifter

    For the past couple of decades, the right wing nutz have been stuck in an infinite payback loop.

    You guys got Richard Nixon tossed out – so we're going after Bill Clinton (calling for his impeachment before his inauguration).

    You guys made fun of President Bush's inability to articulate in public – so we're going to mock Obama's teleprompter.

    You guys interviewed dumb TeaBaggers (because that's all there were out there) – so we're going to cherry pick Wall Street protesters and make them appear to be out of touch.

    It's as weak as it is obvious.

    • prommie

      There's a reason they are called "reactionaries." There isn't a positive item on the conservative agenda, every single thing they care about is a reaction to a liberal policy that they don't like.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        Some turd responded to the criticisms aimed at the McGinnis book's most salacious allegations against the Palin couple that morally degenerate "delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets" would make them bastions of Family Values anyway – failing to appreciate that these Hollywood starlets don't try to turn their values into law.

  • Someone needs a time-out in an internment camp.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I'm sure property values around Manzanar are quite reasonable.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        She's not fit to wash the feet of Senator Daniel Inouye or even Judge Lance Ito.

        • PalinzADummy

          Or thousands of the other camp dwellers. She really is a despicable cunt, isn't she.

  • Herman Cain is also 99% white.

    • chicken_thief


      • GregComlish

        and 0.1% uppity

  • Radiodead

    Malkin also said: And they are mostly fat and old, just look at the picture.

    • DaSandman

      Gosh, no fuckin' scooters or pix of Barry as the Joker. And they all look healthy. Real political protestors look like they are in end stage diabetes and have cigarettes dangling out of their mouths.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Michelle has never realized the GOP just lets her sit at the cool table so they can say they aren't racists (see also Hermain Cain).

    • chicken_thief

      I wondered why I never get invited to the bar-b-ques.

      ~Allen West

    • SorosBot

      They also know that they can't publicly say certain reprehensible things like, "the Japanese internment was good", but figure if someone who is herself Asian says it she can get away with it and therefore they can hide behind her words.

      • PalinzADummy

        Exactly. That's why they just LERVE the Herman Cains and Phyllis Schlaflys and Mario Rubios and all those other non-white/male/rich people who are willing to heap coals of fire on their own people for crumbs off the white man's table.

        The Field Negro likes to discourse on the issue, and I sure do like to read what he has to say.

    • Judith_Priest

      And they're hoping that after a couple of glasses of wine, she'll bust out the ping-pong balls!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Ooh. Yay FOX news. I always like to start the day with a good game of Count The Negroes.

    (Sort of like a grown-up, racist version of Where's Waldo.)

  • Barrelhse

    It looks just like the Pillsbury Doughboy convention, alright.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Apparently, like Steven Colbert, she doesn't see color. Or only sees one color, maybe.

  • paris biltong

    Was Malikin actually there? What she says is "they don't look diverse to me." Yet judging from the picture, it's quite possible that many of the ones who look "white" are actually Hispanics and/or Native Americans. Some are obviously males and other are females. Several may be gay and/or lesbians. They're also of different ages. There are probably a fair number of Jews and non-Jews and several national origins are certainly represented.

    • widestanceshakedown

      She thought they all looked Sharon Angle-ish.

    • swordfis

      Why even bother?

  • friendlyskies

    Methinks that Fox Nation photo editor might be on Team 99%. Tee hee. Mr. Murdoch had better think about handing out more suitably TARPesque bonuses this Christmas, lest his underpaid, foreclosed, and struggling employees start sneaking some truth into the news.

  • hagajim

    By 99% white, Michelle meant that there were almost no Rascals or Hoverrounds in the crowd.

  • kissawookiee

    She's just following the new Herman Cain logical debate model. You know, the one that starts with "I don't have facts to back this up."

  • Dumbedup

    Yeah, I think the "bright, happy attractive, young" crowd will prevail over the "old, bitter, fat, mentally ill" crowd. Eventually.

    • fuflans

      well for sure they'll live longer.

      • PalinzADummy

        Thank you deity, this is the biggest factor in the downfall of Pox Ooze and the Repuglycan't Portly. It's not gonna be too long before they all pop their clogs. Unfortunately, I'll be popping mine right around that time too, so, so sad, enjoy the world without them for me, kiddies.

  • OneDollarJuana

    Re: the alt-text. They didn't use a Glenn Beck rally photo because you can't fit that many GB rally attendees into a single picture.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Well, you can, but it takes special equipment.

  • DaSandman

    Well, she's right cause only white people like equality and economic justice. The browns only want sing and dance and play basketball.

    • chicken_thief

      And keeping themselves busy bussing tables, mowing lawns, and picking veggies.

  • OneDollarJuana

    How come every photo I see is 100% asian? Seems a bit racist to me.

  • Eve8Apples

    Today's GOP winner of the “I don’t have facts to back this up” political commentary.

  • x111e7thst

    Is this good news for Herman?

  • smitallica

    There are more blacks in Malkin's "all-white" photo than there were in my mostly white high school.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Hate to admit it, but still would like to spray something white on Michele Malkin…

    • FNMA

      I will come up with a clever reply once I stop vomiting.

    • DaSandman

      That's perfectly ok. She is a cute little soulless monster. May I suggest a ball gag for your own protection? That's safe sex when it comes to Michele.

    • Naked_Bunny

      I'm just going to assume you mean you want to caulk her mouth shut.

    • Anthrax?

    • chascates

      Portland cement

    • GorzoTheMighty


    • GOPCrusher

      Lead based paint?

    • PalinzADummy

      Hopefully it's a solution of H2SO4.

  • Arken

    All of those people are secretly white. Just like Obama is secretly Muslim.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I'm fixin' to go out and Occupy the Chinati Art Festival in Marfa TX for the weekend; I will report back on the racial diversity (and the sportiness of the maidens) next week.

    Happy "Anniversary of the Commencement of the Destruction of the Native Races of the Western Hemisphere" (Colombus) Day, y'all!!

    • not that Dewey

      Be sure to visit the Prada store, pick us up something nice.

    • PalinzADummy

      You sure do know how to make an old perv happy. Be sure to report back in detail upon your Sporting Wiff Teh Maidens (assuming there are any maidens at all in TX; perhaps you should settle for ex-maidens).

      Yeah, happy that-guy thing. I think we celebrate Indigenous People's Day here.

  • edgydrifter

    Shit fountain is spraying shit on everything again. Nothing new here.

  • iburl

    This is a fake photo, where are the palm trees?

  • Watching these protesters and listening to their manifesto, I got a great idea –

    We need a constitutional amendment to end corporate personhood.

    • yrbmegr

      Good point! I don't see any corporations in that picture!

  • I did a quick count just from that FOX News picture and I came up with a "conservative" estimate of 33% browns. Of course percentages and FOX News have never gotten along in the past with their 127% pie charts and all.

    • HarryButtle

      My research provided me with similar findings, Monsieur.

  • Terry

    Is Malkin falling out of favor over at Fox? It seems like a pretty obvious attempt to show that she was wrong. They're usually a bit better at spinning a party line.

    • SorosBot

      Had to dig in because it was a while ago, but here we go:

      Basically, she angrily quit after a public spat with fellow Fox propagandist Geraldo Riviera.

      • Terry

        Jaysus, Malkin versus Geraldo. That's a battle of the minds where both showed up unarmed.

    • PalinzADummy

      They seem to be divesting themselves of a good part of their Loonier-Than-Thou stable. Glenn Beck, now this pretend-fight between InsHannity and ORly, the beatdown of Bachmann, the refusal to re-sign with Palin. Is it a trend, or am I being too wildly optimistic?

  • GeorgiaBurning

    Percentages always trip up those folks at Fox

  • El Pinche

    Michelle Malkin is still alive? I thought Alex Jones ate her?

    • chicken_thief

      Roll her in powdered sugar and Gov Christie would be done with her in about four bites.

  • Papa_Uniform

    Well, that proves it. Michelle Malkin IS color blind.

  • Nikki Haley gave Michelle Malkin an A+ in statistics.

  • You know who else altered and misinterpreted photographs to fit their skewed version of history?

    • widestanceshakedown


    • SorosBot


      • horsedreamer_1

        SomethingAwful forum goons?

    • not that Dewey

      Cecil Beaton?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Capricorn 1?

    • GOPCrusher

      The inventor of Adobe Photoshop?

    • deleted1797764

      The Bush Administration?

  • Slim_Pickins

    I noticed something about closed captioning on Fox this summer, while in a health club where I didn't have any choice. When blacks talk there is no closed captioning. Apparently there is no way to understand what they say.

    • PalinzADummy

      Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

  • Guppy06

    By that picture alone I'd say they're 99% more attractive than Teabaggers, at least.

    • PalinzADummy

      It's not easy to be *less* attractive than a Teabagger, but, yes.

  • 4tehlulz_lite


  • ttommyunger

    "Stupid Fox Nation Photo Editing Proves Michelle Malkin Is An Idiot." Idiot, maybe; Cunt, fer sure (I know, it's been said before, but in her case, I never tire of the word).

  • SayItWithWookies

    Not only are they all white, they're yelling about how their taxes are too high when they're actually lower than at any time in the past 30 years, they're making completely hyperbolic comparisons to Hitler and Stalin, they're painting themselves as the only real patriotic side of this issue and their adversaries as desperately irrational America-haters, they're toting guns and making vaguely menacing threats against the lives of people they disagree with, they're wildly cheering any demagogue who stands up and shouts fire-and-brimstone rhetoric, and they're the dupes of several large lobbying organizations and a vast criminal enterprise disguised as a news and entertainment business.

    Which makes me wonder why they're not completely in favor of these guys.

  • Naked_Bunny

    I love the "you suck at least as much as we do" arguments I always see from wingnuts. They show how deeply tearing other people down is ingrained in conservatives. They contain so much undirected anger, it's no wonder they can be swayed so easily into actions that hurt themselves, from religious conservatives being told science should be removed from school because it is "just another religion" to economic conservatives being told that unions should be eliminated because union workers make more money than they do.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Consservatives' use of "Nixonian" to condemn a liberal president's actions is always amusing.

  • PsycWench

    If Fox news wants to be all inclusive and reflective of their demographic they need to hire more fat people.

    • PalinzADummy

      "[…] they need to hire more fat morbidly obese people.

      FIFY, NNTT

  • fistfuls of hallucinogenic chemicals that naturally fill Michelle Malkin’s sour brain cells

    She has brain cells. Who knew?

  • I've heard of seeing the world through rose colored glasses, so I guess the same applies when you view the world through a pointed white sheet.

  • PubOption

    And if there were more minorities in the photos, Fox could claim that as proof that all the protesters were on welfare, anyway.

    • wokeupliberal

      They'd be going all ACORN on the protester's asses if there were dark skinned people there. It'd be a "violent mob."

  • Pat_Pending

    Lookin' mighty beige out there. Think maybe Fox flaks photoshopped the pic to lighten up the darkies?

    Cafe ole! (too lazy to find the accent character.)

  • Redhead

    I count three black people and one possibly hispanic person in that picture, in a quick glance. Maybe she was only counting 3 out of every 5, though.

  • yrbmegr

    Why can't we get this straight? Black people count 3/5. So when you count up all the equivalent people, it's 99% white.

  • widestanceshakedown

    Michelle Malkin doesn't care about white people.

  • iburl

    This is a national outrage, like the time Michelle Obama wore clothes that were too fancy or too plain. Or the time Barack Obama used a binder clip.

  • MozakiBlocks

    Hmmm, I see four or five folks who would be mighty surprised to learn that they are of the caucasian persuasion.

  • OneYieldRegular

    If this is how beer-goggly Malkin sees Occupy Wall Street, god knows who she'd bring home from a bar.

  • This is more Right Wing Big Lie Jiujitsu. They take criticisms directed at them and accuse their opponents of it. This is the method behind the "Obama can only read off a teleprompter" meme as well. It's as appalling as it is transparent.

  • fuflans

    But not a peep about the Abercrombie & Fitch-meets-Apple central casting mob swamping lower Manhattan

    if my demographic was '' and the scooter store i wouldn't make a peep either.

  • axmxz

    There is a certain racist logic to this: if in your heart of hearts you think black people don't count, in general, then they obviously don't count here either.

  • fletc3her

    That photo isn't even 99% white.

  • Beowoof

    To quote John Fugelsang, Michelle Malkin is like New York in August, hot and unpleasant.

    • Judith_Priest

      I don't get the "hot" part. So … being ropy and skinny with fake tits is all it takes to be hot? Doesn't matter that your rabid-chihuahua-face is stuck in a permanent snotty sneer?

      Male libidos … damn. Glad I don't have one.

  • owhatever

    Is there something genetically wrong with Republican women named Michele that makes them stupid?

  • Preacher_Griz

    This michelle malkin fellow looks like some squirrely latino lib or something. Those folk always think they get slighted by everybody

  • Eve8Apples

    “It’s as pale out there … as MSNBC’s prime-time lineup or the New York Times editorial board. "

    I quadruple dog dare Faux Nation to use Michele's comment next time they are covering a teabagger rally.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Is Malkin getting some basic fact wrong, then basing an entire argument on it, going to be a weekly thing now?

    • SorosBot

      It's not just Malkin; straight-up lying to claim that the protesters are almost all white is the latest talking point that's all over the place now.

  • Beck_is_Trig

    Yep, this was inevitable and seeing as how wingnut originality in witticisms tends to be deeply racist and/or culturally offensive, instead outside in "polite company" they rip off liberal witticisms which were fresh and funny at the time. They then proceed to completely destroy the humor of the original by turning it into something deeply racist/culturally offensive (e.g. "Bush is a dumbass son of privilege" turns into "Obama is dumb because he's black") and so forth. The differences between the 'baggers and occupados is this: when the occupados came out to protest it was against corporate/government corruption and its corrosive effects whereas baggers were in favor of more saying "if only this country were more rotted with corruption the 'job creators' would hire". That's the key, principle difference between the movements…oh, and the occupados are young and judging by the lady in that photo are attractive urbanites upset with the rank inequality of contemporary America whereas baggers are ugly rural inbreds mobilized by blind hatred of the idea that a black guy can run "their" 'Merika.

    • Negropolis

      Yep, this was inevitable and seeing as how wingnut originality in witticisms tends to be deeply racist and/or culturally offensive, instead outside in "polite company" they rip off liberal witticisms which were fresh and funny at the time. They then proceed to completely destroy the humor of the original by turning it into something deeply racist/culturally offensive (e.g. "Bush is a dumbass son of privilege" turns into "Obama is dumb because he's black") and so forth.

      Many, many, many upfists for this astute observation I think should be made more often. It kind of goes back to why liberals or other minorities can say things about minorities and disadvantaged people that conservatives can't. We know they are laughing with us, while the conservatives are always, always laughing at us.

  • Troglodeity

    Of course, as soon as it's pointed out that there are many people of color among the protesters, the next story line from Fox will be that Occupy Wall Street is dominated by Obama's Fellow Blacks.

  • NYNYNYjr

    I know the guy in the center- he's a photographer and he's half-Japanese (half "white"). I don't know the girl to his right, but she looks half-asianish too.

    • PalinzADummy

      I see several faces in there that look biracial, plus blacks, latinos, and possibly south and east asians.

  • JackObin

    I think Malkin scores 100 points this season. I'm really worried about the state of Sid's health, however.

  • glamourdammerung

    This is not Malkin's fault. After all, since she was an anchor/terror baby, she probably does not know English well enough to understand what she is claiming.

  • ChessieNefercat

    I'm in a hurry, and don't have time to read all the comments, so please forgive me if someone has already pointed this out.

    But could it be that Ms. Malkin is using that old time Founding Fathers math? If each not-white-like-'Bagger-God-intended male person is counted as only 3/5 of a person, and not-white-like-'Bagger-God-intended female person is of course not counted at all, I could see where the resulting calculation could demonstrate a much-higher-than-reality-would-indicate percentage of white-like-'Bagger-God-intended people.

    My, Ms. Malkin is a horrid little creature.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Occupy Wall Street Doesn't Adequately Represent Struggling Black Population, Experts Say

  • horsedreamer_1

    Too many Pilipinas fucking up my shit. My racially transcendental shit.

  • Negropolis

    The very last think a conservative wants to get in a fight over is diversity. I mean the very last thing they want to do.

    Overcompensating, token brown bitch says what?

  • datateday

    Michelle Malkin is 99% Asian – why is she on Fox News?

  • benjo765

    So the Tea Partys' stale pancake stack of empty platitudes needs some more sweet sweet koch maple syrup on it (cranky old man juice?)
    Uh, meanwhile lets totally rip on Occupy Wall Street by making argument-less attacks!
    Hurray for Freedom!

  • SaintRond

    I counted nine non white faces in that photo.

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