Delusional fast-food merchant Herman Cain is riding around in limousines and trying to sell his shitty book, which is all his “presidential campaign” was ever about, obviously. But he took a break from his self-promotional tour to do some self-promotion with the Wall Street Journal, so he could blame the Occupy Wall Street protests now spreading across the country on … Barack Obama, who planned these protests, apparently, “to distract from the failed policies of the Obama administration.” Yeah Obama would definitely engineer a radical leftist movement against Wall Street … the same Wall Street that has run the Obama Administration from Day One. ALSO: Herman Cain has a message for the poor, unemployed protesters!
“I don’t have facts to back this up, but I happen to believe that these demonstrations are planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policies of the Obama administration. Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks, if you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself! It is not someone’s fault if they succeeded.”
“I don’t have facts to back this up,” hahahahahah. Asshole.
So, it is a conspiracy, but it’s Obama who is doing the conspiracy, to plan protests. But it’s not a conspiracy that all but a handful of the ultra-rich are doing okay in this shitty collapsing country. That’s the fault of, obviously, poor people. Poor people did it! Fucking poor people, why don’t they work? [Mother Jones]