Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole

Dirtbag clown/redneck millionaire Randall Williams -- who goes by his legendary father's name to better fleece the poors -- done went and half-assed called Obama a "Hitler" on the Fox News, and you know you can only do that in code, or while huntin' coon with Rick Perry or whatever. So the football show has fired "Bocephus." How could Hank Jr. do this to the South, which wassupposed to rise again, like Southern Jesus?

This means, we guess, that the football show will no longer have that shitty re-written version of "Hank Junior" doing his shitty 1980s name-dropping Nashville schmaltz, "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight," itself a craven sequel to his earlier idiot singalong, "All My Rowdy Friends."

So he compared Obama to Hitler, and Boehner to ... Netanyahu? And then said Joe Biden and Barack Obama were "the enemy." Then he probably farted for a good long time on the chair and the Murdoch people had to burn it behind Fox News headquarters, in that incinerator they use all the time for "the truth."

Randall Williams is a dumb turd. He should run for president of the Tea Party and the whole of America. He is the perfect Successful American, in that he inherited his lucrative business andstillcouldn't buy any talent or brains and also is so dumb that he went walking one time and managed to fall off a mountain, losing his face in the process, which is why his poorly reconstructed head resembles a dumber, less charming version of one of those pan-faced muppets from "The Electric Teeth." Here's an article from five years ago when he was arrested for sexually assaulting some teen-ager in a hotel. GO FOOTBALL AND USA NOW!!! [ NBC ]