'Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will.'First, it is absolutely true that Occupy DC begins tomorrow at 9 a.m. in McPherson Square. Second, it is time we engaged in magick of the Kesey-ian variety and began making things happen by invoking those things we wish to make happen. So, let’s invoke Thievery Corporation and some kind of epic Fugazi/Minor Threat/The Evens outdoor musical party to get the Occupy DC thing off to a good start. And request some drizzle or light rain, instead of a downpour. Magic isn’t just for Pat Robertson and Sarah Palin, right? (Later, we can use Magic to cause more Earthquakes and Hurricanes to strike D.C. and Wall Street, just like Pat Robertson always does on the teevee.)

The nice people from Occupy DC just sent us this note:

Hey jerks,

Just thought you might want to know that Occupy DC is happening tomorrow in McPherson Square at 9 am! The weekend after that, we are joining up with Stop The Machine’s protest in Freedom Plaza (starting October 6). There is much comical confusion over who’s going where and who organized what, but it’s really quite simple. Think Waggs will want to come home and visit us, or maybe one of you guys? Or whatever. Freedom!!

Love you,

We don’t know what happened to Waggaman! Last we heard he was palling around with our old friend and comrade from the Czech Republic and Slovakia, the war/art photographer James Fassinger. OH ALSO we are doing video reports with your day editor starting this afternoon from New York. So, hooray for action!

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  • freakishlywrong

    Rage. Rage Against the Machine. Go bitches!

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    What, no Bad Brains (non-Reggae version)?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Needs more go-go, also.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm surprised they will allow a protest in DC tomorrow, after the hostage situation at the Capitol yesterday.

  • tihond

    The Beauty Pill can't be that busy.

  • SorosBot

    What, no performance by Victoria Jackson?

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Just another reason why these liberal protests are going no where.

      • user-of-owls

        Still, you can't argue that conservatives don't protest liberally.

  • edgydrifter

    You don't need magick to cause change in conformity with will, but most of the other quick and effective ways will land you in jail or get you shot.

    • Guppy06

      All the ones we can afford, at least.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Occupy Richmond is moving along slowly, befitting a town that occasionally lapses into the antebellum.

    • tihond

      We need someone like U.S. Grant leading us if we hope to occupy Richmond.

    • 102415

      Hey, I might be stuck in Richmond mid October at some undisclosed hotel unless I refuse to go. If you can wait a couple weeks I will stand around in front of the Jeff Davis Bank of the Confederacy and hand out socialist pamphlets with you. No? Okay.

      • Negropolis

        You know who elsehanded out socialist pamphlets on urban streetcorners?

  • poncho_pilot

    there's always room for Jello (Biafra).

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Not to mention Jello (shots).

      • poncho_pilot

        the answer to the age old question: what to do with all of these leftover hooves and horns? dessert!

    • Negropolis

      Needz moar soy bombsz.

  • Pragmatist2

    I did not understand a single word of this post. Is the language Sumerian?

  • I'll be on I-68 heading back to Ohio (sad face).

    Rock on without me, wonketteers!

    • twaingirl

      We got an Occupy Columbus and Occupy Cincinnati up and running for next weekend!

    • Instigate an Occupy Cleveland version with reunited Guided By Voices and the Breeders.

  • prommie

    Where is Yo La Tengo?

    • 102415


  • dittoBot3000

    A protest in DC? Time to dust off my "Free Mumia NOW!" sign.

  • Goonemeritus

    I will have my Mom light a candle, in my experience God still listens to Italian Grandmothers.

  • I hear the government is drawing up plans in case this catches on called "Occupy Gitmo"

  • poncho_pilot

    Mission Of Burma? they couldn't be too busy.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ken, you still out in the Mojave? Is there going to be an Occupy 29 Palms? Will Queens of the Stone Age show up?

    • He moved into Bristol's place in Arizona.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      Along with Gram Parsons' ghost.

  • x111e7thst

    Transport workers represent?

    • 102415

      The pilots came too it was awesome.

  • What, no Occupy Wal-Mart?

  • Do we want our country back too?

  • What do we want!?
    When do we want it!?

  • you forgot Unrest.

  • freakishlywrong

    Who is our screechy, strident, vicious female attack dog? Some bitch to go and "throw red meat" to the masses?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I nominate Fran Drescher, just for the voice.

    • Negropolis

      Meghan Fox? I'd nominate Drew Barrymore, but she actually have a vunerable side and cries at witnessed injustices.

  • GravyBoyJohnson

    oh good! i was in the mood for some jibba jabba from the lyndon larouche people.

  • gorenfeld

    Rollins Band?

  • I'd offer to start an Occupy Arcata, but the Plazoids keep shitting around the statue of McKinley, and the constant demand for "spare buds" from the unwashed and chronic gives me a headache.

  • CrunchyKnee

    That great PaulTard band "led blimp?"

  • Extemporanus

    "Occupy" is the new "Aid".

    (FYI: Occupalooza Aid '11 begins tonight in my pants, and you're all invited! BYOB.)

    • Negropolis

      Occupalooza is something I have to remember.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Ken, could you please offer out-of-towners some suggestions on what Metro lines they should take? You know, so they don't have to come in contact with the "wrong kind" of people?

  • lowaltflier

    Occupy Los Angeles also begins tomorrow.

  • Antispandex

    On a weekend, during football season? Who plans this shit? Come on, go ask your parents (or better, your grandparents), about how to bring down the beast. At the very least buy a documentary of the Chicago riots…or Woodstock. TRY!

  • MLite

    Because McPherson Square is really the highly visible heart of DC.

    • Negropolis

      It'd be nice to see on Lafayette Square, but if they chose that location, we'd all wake-up the next morning to find out that they had been "disappeared" to Gitmo…if they were that lucky.

  • ThundercatHo

    If POTUS shows up then I'll be impressed.

  • Will Wonkbot be making reports from the field?

  • iburl

    Corrected twitter acct:!/occupykst

  • savethispatient

    I'm going to DC in a few weeks. If you're still protesting, I'll come and give you a cheer or something! That, and pose for the same stupid photographs next to the Washington Monument or whatever you do in DC.

  • OneYieldRegular

    What kind of fresh hell is this, when Radiohead plays New York, Thievery Corporation plays D.C., and San Francisco gets Merle Haggard for the weekend?

  • Guppy06

    Occupy Hot Topic

  • user-of-owls

    Wait, this place has a night editor??

  • horsedreamer_1

    Linda Blair will be there, I'm sure,

  • rocktonsam

    Occupy Libel

  • ttommyunger

    Holding out for an appearance by the Traveling Dingleberries: Toby Keith, Mike Huckabee, Ted Nugent and Lee Fucking Greenwood. What a great occasion for a surprise appearance by the "Obama Drone".

  • Negropolis

    Are their any occupations planned for Michigan? If we got a big enough one in Detroit it'd make the CBC in Canada, for sure.

  • Lazy Media

    "We share the same message, goals, and demands as Occupy Wall Street which are still being constructed and put together. Although there is no clear list of demands yet we are fed up with how the country is being run by our political leaders and the government."

    See, when you protest, it would be nice if the people you were protesting against knew what you wanted. Otherwise, you're just camping.

  • 102415

    "1. Place fees on financial transactions and tax capital gains the same as income
    2. End corporate personhood and overturn the flawed Citizens United decision
    3. Get big money out of politics through substantive campaign finance reform
    4. Jobs through investment in the public sector and infrastructure, not tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations"
    That wasn't so hard to do Mr. Lazy. Straight from an actual Wall Street office.

  • ttommyunger

    I'm holding out for a Prong Dance Demonstration by Victoria Jackson and Michele Bachmann; instrumentals by Toby Keith, Ted (Tiny Goober) Nugent and Michael (Lardass) Huckabee.

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