• May 26, 2012

A Children’s Treasury of Occupy Wall Street Photographs

by Wonkette Jr.  

Our freedom-fighting Wonkette operative KenLayIsAlive has been part of the Occupy Wall Street occupation since it began. Here’s a batch of his recent photos. Thank you, KenLayIsAlive!

{ 53 comments }

SexySmurf September 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm

"They say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

Not_So_Much September 30, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Kind of surprised nobody has sodomized defaced the businessman statue yet.

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 12:27 pm

I'm surprised no one has blown up the Wall Street Bull yet.

BaldarTFlagass September 30, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Very first picture: "Find one in every demonstration. You'll see."

The Repo-heads out there understand.

bagofmice September 30, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Suppose I were to start talking about a plate…

PalinzADummy October 2, 2011 at 9:20 pm

A plate o'shrimp?

CapnFatback September 30, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Damned if democracy don't smell like a mixture of patchouli and instant ramen noodles.

SexySmurf September 30, 2011 at 12:20 pm

I think it smells more like sweaty Birkenstocks and old bong water.

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 12:28 pm

You just made me throw up in my mouth, a little.

johnnyzhivago September 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm

I just can't take a demonstration seriously if less than half the participants are open carrying assult rifles and wearing camoflage.

chascates September 30, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Awesome KenLayIsAlive! Just hit the ground when the Pinkerton agents show up!

Barb September 30, 2011 at 12:19 pm

See Dick spray Jane with pepper spray…..

not that Dewey September 30, 2011 at 2:12 pm

My friends are going to Occupy Albuquerque tomorrow:
http://www.occupytogether.org/events/southwest/oc...

I can't go, but they promise me some pictures. Do you suppose it's safe to bring small children? Will there be tear gas?

Barb September 30, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I believe the children will be safe.
Tomorrow starts the most photographed event in the world, The Balloon Fiesta here in ABQ. I like to go to my balcony and watch the balloons float by. I've learned the hard way that if I can see what they are wearing, they can see what I am wearing. I had to find the sash for my "good bathrobe" to avoid problems.

not that Dewey September 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm

I did a stint directing traffic at the Balloon Fiesta my first year in ABQ. Never again. We have a smaller one here in Socorro,usually close to Thanksgiving.

I hope your bathrobe sash says "MAYOR" on it, or I'll be very disappointed.

SorosBot September 30, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Where are the tricorn hats and Hovarounds?

freakishlywrong September 30, 2011 at 1:12 pm

With the media.

GOPCrusher September 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Heard on Keith Olbermann that some Tea Baggers were starting to show up at the protests. First thing I thought was "Fuck, there goes any legitimacy the Occupy Wall Street people have."

Papa_Uniform September 30, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Good! Now the press might show up, twelve days late.

SexySmurf September 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Where are the pictures of the drum circle and the communal sweat lodge?

(In case you can't tell, I don't like hippies.)

Isyaignert October 4, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Smurf – these aren't hippies – they're disenfranchised people who have woken up to the fact that they're getting anally raped by the corporations and rich fuks who have all of the marbles. This, coincientially, is something the "hippies" (and I am one) tried to warn everyone about forty years ago. Glad to see that you're paying attention now!

user-of-owls September 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Too much Buddha.

Not enough Buda.

chicken_thief September 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Needz moar champagne and pompous assholes on balconies.

freakishlywrong September 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm

I can't wait until the Union thugs get there next week. And by Union thugs, I don't mean NYPD.

GOPCrusher September 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Maybe they will climb up to the balcony and crack some champagne swilling heads.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 30, 2011 at 12:37 pm

You know, unless you get protest signs with Obama and a bone through his nose, you will never get notice.

Chillwaver September 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Signs need moar misspellings.

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm

What in hell is the 1st Admendment? These are supposedly college-edumacated kids. Just sayin'.

SorosBot September 30, 2011 at 12:53 pm

That's part of the revised modern Constitution; the First Admemdment is "McDonald's: I'm lovin' it!" (the revisions include product placement, to better reflect life in America today).

not that Dewey September 30, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Other possible amendments:

-merchandise can be returned for store credit without a receipt
-restrooms are for customers only
-no loitering

NPRadiotherapy® September 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Ken Lay IS Alive.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 30, 2011 at 12:47 pm

So is Radiohead playing yet?

fletc3her September 30, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Too soon.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Wounds are still raw…

mavenmaven September 30, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Look, its only going to be "important" and "newsworthy" if it conforms to the Fox News Narrative of "Merka 'gainst the black guy" and offers potential profits to the rich.

GOPCrusher September 30, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Dick Armey has his people working on a way to profit from this.

BaldarTFlagass September 30, 2011 at 12:53 pm

I guess they are mostly unemployeds out there. I mean, is posterboard that expensive? I thought cardboard-box posters were for the homeless guy down at the intersection. "God Bless."

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 1:00 pm

"HOMLESS"

Actually saw that one, yesterday.

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Full Disclosure:

In the Spring of 1970, I was an activist in the anti-war movement and on the front lines at San Jose State. I made a sign, including the Peace Symbol:

http://www.docspopuli.org/articles/PeaceSymbolArt...

We did a march around the Administration building. Later, a friend came up and told me that I had "done it wrong." I was mortified to find that I had drawn the Mercedes Benz logo on my sign:
http://www.logodesignlove.com/mercedes-benz-logo-...

Anyway, just letting you know that when you are a protester, you can make a well-meant mistake.

So "1st Admendment" ain't that bad…

BaldarTFlagass September 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Uh, Gramps, do you really think you needed to link to a webpage explaining what a peace sign is? I mean, even the youngs here probably know about that.

proudgrampa September 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Well hell Baldar, I had got it wrong!

Isyaignert October 4, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Hahaha – that's about as funny as when a kid flipped me off using his index finger!

Goonemeritus September 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm

I hear tell of a topless woman who has shown up to every day of the protest. Would it kill you citizen journalist to give a tip of the hat to your readers quite natural interests in breasts?

prommie September 30, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Hear hear! Harumph.

PubOption September 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm

For video of topless protesters, try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBNNW1whgg

I think it also includes a drum circle.

BaldarTFlagass September 30, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Now we're getting somewhere.

paris biltong September 30, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Oh how I wish I was there and it was then. Good luck to you all. God bless.

KenLayIsAlive September 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Nice! Thanks Wonkette Jr!

Tommmcattt September 30, 2011 at 4:45 pm

You should give yourself some special lovin' next time you run into yourself in a men's room….

KenLayIsAlive September 30, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Hahaha. It's already been "taken care of".

ttommyunger September 30, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Why are our most inspired and gutsy leaders so un-telegenic? I'm talking to you Dennis K., Ralph N. and Michael M. We are such a shallow and stupid people, we can't get past that.

KenLayIsAlive September 30, 2011 at 11:34 pm

This is so flattering and unexpected, like when they name Carrie prom queen.

Negropolis October 1, 2011 at 2:35 am

So, what you're saying is that we're all about to die, right?

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