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Will Herman Cain Propose Chilean-Style Student Riots?

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And here's the top Google result for 'Chilean Model'Jabbering nincompoop Herman Cain is the new star of the GOP 2012 Campaign, this week — that’s how much Republicans don’t like their front-runner, Mitt Romney. Herman Cain’s policy positions are as ridiculous as they are insane: Something about the Number Nine, Number Nine, and then something about Obama showing up at GOP debates to ask Herman Cain how to hire minimum-wage pizza delivery people, and then the special privatized Social Security scheme supposedly from Chile. Herman Cain’s platform is like searching Google for the word “the” and picking three random results from the ninth page and then adding “Chilean Model,” for pageviewz. BUT, it seems his favorite country has actually exploded with the most intense riots of the moment. Hot commie gals! Riot dogs! Blood and fire! It’s fantastic. Herman Cain probably wants some Chilean-style General Strike riots to demolish Wall Street and then go after the regional fast-food chains, right? Because Chile is the new example for Republican Politics ….

Here (via Cryptogon) is a big bunch of Big Picture photographs of fury in the streets, and here’s what’s going on in Chile:

SANTIAGO — Chile’s student federation agreed to talks with the government of President Sebastian Pinera on education reforms after nearly five months of demonstrations.

But student leaders on Tuesday said they would be calling for no classes to be held while the talks are ongoing, to maintain pressure on the government.

“We are participating to continue out constant struggle for free, democratized education in Chile,” said Giorgio Jackson, a leader of the CONFECH student confederation.

Guess what the government of Chile is doing after these wild protests and total work stops? The government is meeting with the youth protesters and has conceded defeat. It’s offering stuff to the protesters, whatever they want, basically — just stop the insane riots! Somebody please print this out and tuck a few copies here and there at the Zuccotti Park protest library, for freedom!

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  • Tommmcattt

    Still waiting for the Filipino underwear models, Ken.

    • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

      Give Ron Paul time!

    • Generation[redacted]

      The Michelle Malkin post is one down.

      • iburl

        Twobagger Teabagger

        • Tommmcattt

          Ah, fisty for you on that one. Good to see that the rest of the male wonkaratti are enormous pigs, just like me. Keep on truckin', freaks…

          • iburl

            These are the jokes, folks.

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    ESAD (again), Milton Friedman.
    ~

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    From now on, I'm googling "Chilean Model" instead of "Santorum."

    • V572 Moon!

      And this was your first clue?

    • BTWBFDIMHO

      Santorum is the word the Chilean students use when throwing dirty bombs to the police.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Look for Anemona. She won't disappoint.

  • littlebigdaddy

    Cain's just been listening to The White Album a lot lately–that's where he gets the "number nine" thing from.

    • NPRadiotherapy®

      Or he was reading a book about the East German countryside circa Spring of '45.

    • baconzgood

      I'm guessing he's a Gordie Howe fan. BIG TIME.

      • Nostrildamus

        Let's hope he scores a Gordie Howe hat-trick at the next debate.
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordie_Howe_hat_tric

        • baconzgood

          Who would he score with? Perry, Gingrich?

        • horsedreamer_1

          POSTCONCUSSION SYNDROME/SIDNEY CROSBY LIBEL!!!

  • AlterNewt

    "But student leaders on Tuesday said they would be calling for no classes to be held while the talks are ongoing…"

    Haha. They always call for that.

  • Chichikovovich

    "But student leaders on Tuesday said they would be calling for no classes to be held while the talks are ongoing, to maintain pressure on the government."

    In '93 I was teaching at Berkeley and they had a big graduate student strike lasting the whole term. I was only teaching graduate classes, so it was like a term of leave. I enjoyed that a lot. Really, it was quite pleasant. I hope students here are inspired by their comrades in Chile.

    That's my thoughts on this matter. Please take them seriously, young people.

    • http://www.frso.org/index.htm 4TheTurnstiles

      Is that you, Prof. H. Dreyfuss?

      • Chichikovovich

        Naw. But I'm sure he had a "whoosh" experience that term.

  • metamarcisf

    What is Herman Cain's favorite Beatles' song?

    • NPRadiotherapy®

      Helter Skelter?
      Back in the USSR?
      Nine Days a Week?

    • NPRadiotherapy®

      Actually, it's not "authentic" black music. So as a "strong" black man he doesn't listen to the Beatles.

    • bagofmice

      Imagine? I'm not even sure how many Beatles are still alive.

    • DaRooster

      Sgt. Pepperoni [Artichoke] Hearts Club Band?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      *ahem*

      ALL of them, Katie.

    • Callyson

      A Hard Day's Night?
      Baby, You're a Rich Man?
      Can't Buy Me Love?
      Nah, I'm going with…
      Taxman!

    • Nostrildamus

      All Things Must Pass – makes him thing about pizza.

    • Beowoof

      Being republican I would have to say his favorite song is: "Happiness is a Warm Gun".

  • Schmannnity

    Am I the only one who knows? Godfather's pizza is indigestible.

    • flamingpdog

      The first (and only) time I had Godfather's Pizza I thought they had spilled a ten-pound bag of sugar in the pizza sauce.

      And pdogs lurve sweet things, trust me on that.

      • Schmannnity

        Shit on a shingle.

    • rahelio

      Not surprising, since everything Republicans touch turns to shit (excepting their bank accounts).

  • SexySmurf

    This is what a democracy looks like. Who knew democracy had such big boobies?

    • tihond

      Anyone that watched "Nailin' Palin?"

  • baconzgood

    My lil' lady's Chilean….

    • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

      Working at Chili's is not the same is being from Chile.

      • jqheywood

        Points. Serious points for that one….

    • horsedreamer_1

      Cain/Future Ex Mrs BaconzGood 2012.

  • Rosie_Scenario

    "Nein, Nein, Nein." The GOP really is the party of "No." In every language.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    You put "Chilean" in front of "sea bass" and you got my attention. Social Security, not so much.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Well, Chilean sea bass is just the market friendly name for "Patagonian toothfish," so this fits with the GOP process of renaming something to make it sound more palatable.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      We often raise a toast to (and of) Chilean Malbec in my family.

  • orygoon

    Related topic as to why we can't have nice things, when old: http://www.npr.org/2011/09/29/140344871/retiremen
    As you suspected, we wuz robbed.

    • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

      Yeah, I heard that when I was waking up. Not a good way to start your day. I have a sister who is working at GE (Scum).

    • HistoriCat

      Ken told you to stop listening to NPR!!

      • orygoon

        Paying for NPR is still voluntary, what I can afford and when I can afford it. There's a really good article about this in the Grey Lady, but I shop there carefully with 20free/month, because right now, I can't afford its rates.

        Hoping my Wonkette is forever within my meagre means!

        • GunToting[Redacted]

          Here's a helpful tip to bypass the "paywall…" If you click on a link on the front page, you hit the 20/month limit, but NYT allows free linking from other sites/blogs/whatever.
          When I hit my 20 threshold, all I do is copy links into an email message and send them to myself. Click the links, read the articles. It's really more of a pay "low hedge."

  • SmutBoffin

    That pic reminds me of what Wonkette was like ca. 2007.

    • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

      Really? 2007 was just me and Pareene. We are *pretty,* but we don't flaunt it.

      • SmutBoffin

        Maybe I misremember, but there was somebody who used to put up gratuitous lingerie model pics. Maybe it was in the days of SKS…

        • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

          I do remember posting Hawt Pix of *Brazilian* anti-Dubya protest gals. Let me see if I can find it … YES, from 2007: http://wonkette.com/244937/brazilian-protest-gals

          • Grief_Lessons

            AMC posted a photo of a lineup of young women patriots who had shaved their pubes to spell "Bush". I'm pretty sure the punchline was that she could find no corresponding photo for "Kerry", so this was a few years back.

          • proudgrampa

            Thank you for that walk down casaba memory layne, Ken!

            Made MY day!

          • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

            Now I miss Dubya's presidency. With any luck, Dubya's dumb brother Rick Perry will win and we can enjoy seeing the world through Brazilian eyes again.

    • Not_So_Much

      Lots of Washingtonienneienne and assfucking. Them were the days…

      • MissTaken

        That's when I learned that you can't assfuck without butterstick.

      • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

        No way in hell, not in 2007. Not much in 2006, either. (Pareene took over early in 2006; I joined him here in the summer of that year … and supposedly retired from writing this swill in, uh, 2007 and 2009 and again in 2011. And I really will go back to retirement when we eventually find a suitable helper-goblin for Kirsten.)

        • Not_So_Much

          Well, all that happened back in the halcyon days when most of us had jobs. So exact dates, or functioning synapses, may be elusive to some of we monster.com LinkedIn day-walking zombies. But I feel strongly the year started with a '2'.

          Good luck on your next odd-year retirement!

  • CapnFatback

    Uh, Ken, I do believe that Cain, the Pizza Godfather, was referring to the Chili's model of social security, which calls for the oldz getting benefits in the form of Loaded Potato Skins.

    • MissTaken

      The oldz love their baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.

      • CapnFatback

        That's because their benefits are accrued on the backs of today's babies, natch.

    • emmelemm

      At least they die faster!

    • tihond

      The program is called "Appz for Oldz"

    • Tundra Grifter

      So they have a life expectancy of about twenty minutes?

  • http://www.frso.org/index.htm 4TheTurnstiles

    Wish the GOP understood the real significance of 11 September… 1973.

  • littlebigdaddy

    The model is hawt but I have the feeling there may be a "tranny surprise" involved.

    • Tommmcattt

      Everybody loves a girl with sumpthin' extra!

      • jus_wonderin

        Could hang my coat on it, I guess.

      • littlebigdaddy

        So long as she doesn't have schweddy balls.

  • teebob2000

    THICK!!!!

  • Callyson

    Yeah, about that Chilean model:
    But while the reform's supporters argue it has been a major success story, officials both inside and outside Chile now increasingly question whether the high costs and modest investment returns have doomed Piñera's original promise: a decent retirement income for workers at a savings for the government. Last year, the World Bank, which until recently encouraged countries to privatize pensions, published a highly skeptical report on private retirement systems in Latin America; Truman Packard, one of the report's authors, says the bank has told the Chilean government that it must spend more to subsidize the private system and "increase its role in preventing old-age poverty." http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/09/herman-cain-c
    Countdown to Cain's explanation of how Obama's Social Security will prevent him from retiring in 3…2…1…

    • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

      Those word things you wrote look like facts. I prefer to get my opinions by looking at pictures of Chilean models.

      The problem — if you ask me — with a wholly privatized retirement system is that is discourages retirement when the economy is in a downturn. People stay in the jobs (if they can) waiting for better conditions in their 401k (or whatever). A better public policy is to encourage those people to retire so jobs open up for younger workers.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    I call BS! This picture isn't from the riots it's actually a hip-hop art installation three blocks away!!!:

    http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphi

  • WhatTheHeck

    Ha! What do students know about sex or politics anyway? Leave that to the hardened politicians, please.

    • proudgrampa

      "hardened politicians"

      Why you gotta bring Weiner back into this thing?

    • LetUsBray

      Ciao, Prime Minister Berlusconi!

  • SayItWithWookies

    This Pinera fellow sounds familiar — despite Chile having a robust economy, he's instituted cuts in education. Not to mention he seems to have found where Gen. Pinochet stashed all those armored cars with water cannons on top. And the students are still protesting — Scott Walker, take note.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Pinera's brother worked for the Pinochet regime.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    I get the feeling that Republicans like the no government model, you know, like Somalia.

    • Beowoof

      I keep recommending that conservatives move there and take their guns with them as they will have plenty of opportunity to exercise their second amendment solutions.

    • BTWBFDIMHO

      No government, no taxes, no public goods and services, and use to Navy to collect ransom from the Chinese cargo ships in order to finance the army, which can be used to invade one or two countries/per Santorum (google it) to force their local populations to pay taxes to the warlords. What can be wrong?

  • baconzgood

    Chilean Hotie, Kortney Gherkin, Michael Moore.

    One of these things is NOT like the others on this page.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Kourtney has never been in my kitchen.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Well Cain is clearly wondering why NYPD held back on the water cannons at the Wall Street do, that woulda sent Riley and his mates body surfing all the way to Central Park.

  • edgydrifter

    If she's Herman Cain's plan for America, I may have to reconsider my adherence to liberalism.

    • Not_So_Much

      Yeah, I'm not proud of it — but I'd have to really consider anyone that had her as part of their campaign. Well, not Santorum or Newtblob — but, you know, *real* humans.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Repubs: Why must you always embarrass us so, South America?

  • HelmutNewton

    Cain thought that the "Chilean model" was an extra-large pizza topped with sea bass and quinoa.

  • Rotundo_

    Nothing like having the same assholes who took the world into the shitter taking an interest in doing the same thing again with pensions this time. Goldman Sachs skimming a nice 20% off the top of my retirement savings makes me all excited. I want to buy hookers and blow some more for those nice folks, and some mansions and yachts too while we're at it. Why don't we just fucking surrender to them?

    • Jukesgrrl

      I thought we already did.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    RE: Google pic: Nice model's bod and all, but the head & hands seem out of proportion. It's giving me MicheLe [one-L] dust-jacket flashbacks.

  • DemonicRage

    9 – 9 – 9!!!!! Just keep saying it. It solves every problem. Why didn't the magical unicorn think of it?

    • V572 Moon!

      Yeah why not? Congress passes 9-9-9 or the Flat Tax that Steve Forbes wanted, or the Fair Tax that Huckabuck wanted, and you think Congress will never change it again, or add loopholes, or carve out "tax expenditures" for their most loyal constituents at BP and Exxon and Haliburton.

      Or how about this, Mr & Mrs America? Under 9-9-9, no more mortgage interest deduction. How does that sound to you? Not so good, henghengh?

  • chicken_thief

    Herm doesn't know jack shit about the Chilean model. He just likes the way it rolls off his tongue.

  • prommie

    Chilean Model, me likey! Chicago School, umm, not so much.

  • bflrtsplk

    I clicked the link looking for more pictures of hot Latino babes and all I get are cops in riot gear and water logged students. What a gyp.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      Photo 31.

  • V572 Moon!

    Man the investment bankers stock brokers are having enormous stiffies beneath their mahogany desks thinking of getting their hands on everybody's SS checks. "Now Mrs Fenstermacher, let me show you why a managed fund that charges 2 percent of assets under management every year is a much better deal for you than those silly old index funds and government bonds you've got your money invested in now. Look at this SuperHighPaybackCan'tEverLose Fund — it had a 20 percent return from May 17th 2009 at 9:30 AM until May 19th 2010 at 3:45 PM! You can't make that kind of money on index funds! Well yes I do get a kickback from the fund company, but it's still worth it"

    • prommie

      I was on the Vestry of an episcopal church, and a stockbroker came to a vestry meeting to pitch his special fund to us, the one he said he only allowed his bestest most special friends into. He told us he specialized in managing money for nonprofits (I imagine because the amatuers on most nonprofit boards are easy marks), and he created this fund just to meet the investment needs of nonprofits. Then he told us he created the fund in 1997. Then, 5 minutes later, he showed us a graph which purported to show the performance of the fund from 1990 to 2002. At this point, I asked how he determined the performance numbers for the years before the fund came into existence. He phumphered mightily and mumbled something about extrapolating. I was in cross-examination mode by then, and I demolished him. The other bozos on the vestry still voted to give him the $2 million, which soon became $1 million.

  • BlueStateLibel

    It's worth it to check out the Chile riot photos just to see that dog doing a handstand. Is Cain going to recommend the Greek economic model next?

  • baconzgood

    I find this VERY easy to masterbate to.

    (both for democracy and the picture)

  • ThundercatHo

    Wait, I thought his Chilean model was a guy.

  • ApplesauceRobot

    She can rollover my 401K, anytime.

    I'd let her invest my Social Security in private, if you know what I mean.

    I'd like to tax her dividends, all night long.

    This isn't working, is it?

    • jus_wonderin

      Does she recommend CDs?

    • bflrtsplk

      She can work on my account anytime.

  • Wilcoxyz

    If Chile is the backdoor Appalachian Trail, I am in.

  • proudgrampa

    Wow. If Herman promises to fill his cabinet with Chilean Models like her, I may have to vote Republican for the first time in my life.

    Did I mention that those are nice casabas?

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    There was also Chilean style torture and RW thuggery, too. It got ole Pinochet in a bit of trouble with the Spanish court system I recall.

  • Schmannnity

    I would favor an economic model from Ipanema.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Conservatives are constantly yelling that Obama wants to make us a European Socialist Democracy, and that is evil.

    But making us a South American Tin Pot dictatorship? What can be wrong with that?

    • OneYieldRegular

      Please remember Victor Jara, in the Santiago stadium. Sandinista!

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        It's up to you not to heed the call-up!!

    • http://wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

      Today we are all South American Tip Pot Dictatorships. Thank you sir, you are a true 'Merican.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Now Beck's harping on "la teologia de liberacion" makes sense.

  • mereoblivion

    If that's what Cain dresses like in his down time, how long till the Hollywood biopic starring Leonardo?

  • DaRooster

    Herman Cain must love protests, riots, etc… those people gobble up the pizza.

  • Barrelhse

    Chas Bono- before?

  • El Pinche

    So we're leading the evening with a chair towel, ey?

  • Indiepalin

    Herman Cain & General Pinochet: separated at birth?

    • horsedreamer_1

      They both want to bang Margaret Thatcher.

  • Pragmatist2

    Herman Cain exists so that in a post-Obama world people can still understand that some African Americans are blathering idiots.

  • Steverino247

    Ken? Have two of those sent to my room. Thanks.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    Yeah, Hermans Cain, ah huh …
    999, yeah sure ….
    policy positions, sure aha ….
    minimum wage pizza , yeah ….

    Now why don't you get out of that black lingerie and show me your FAT ASS!11

    *Astronaut Jones*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyfAYcClLZE

  • JackObin

    That chick hot, in a stubby, thunder-thigh kinda way.

  • Beetagger

    Why is Michael Jackson's doctor at all the presidential debates?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    I'm gonna make her a pizza she can't refuse…

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    OK, forget the underwear girl at the top of the page! Seems like old Right Wing President Pinera caved on negotiating with the students after getting an eyeful of Toothsome Student Leader Camilla Valejo, in photo #31 midway down:
    http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/09/student_

    "Bañarla y llevarla a mí!"

  • Billmatic

    Camila Vallejo is a seriously purty gurl, golly and plus she's a communist revolutionary. If she played the guitar with a half dozen pedals I think my head would explode.

    …I need a very cold shower.

  • CHUDster_Arthur

    I thought that the "Miracle Of Chile" was when troublesome leftists and anti-government agitators miraculously vanished (into mass graves), for freedom.

  • Indiepalin

    Expect Cain to take the stage in the next debate wearing a Ted Williams jersey.

  • mavenmaven

    number nine, number nine-
    Do you know what you hear when you play Herman Cain's speeches backwards?

    • Generation[redacted]

      Ron Paul is dead?

  • mavenmaven

    And on a serious note, remember that the "Chilean Model" was the preferred model for Republican foreign policy for many years, overthrowing democratically elected leaders they didn't like (Allende), putting in dictators (Pinochet) and killing folk singers (Victor Jara, RIP).

  • mrbubb

    That model makes me want to do a little "exit polling."

  • friendlyskies

    Barf. Yeah, September 11, nevar forget. Piñera was a murderous neoco stooge back before his cantankerous old puppetmasters had even considered hauling Reagan out of the mothballs. Friedman even used Piñera and his ilk as justification for the bloodbath, because "members of Chile's best families" were involved with the coup. Like it was Victorian high tea at the national stadium or something. Pizza pizza.

    Regardless, I hope Cain gets the nomination so we can milk the religious imagery of Cain trying to take down his "brother" Obama, the one who is "Able" to do the job as President.

  • Beowoof

    I can't wait to give my retirement money to Wall Street: What could go wrong?

  • HarryButtle

    Ay caramba!

    Oh, and Herman Cain can eat my shorts. Also.

  • Ohforcripessake

    They should have made the head just a little bit bigger before they pasted it on that body.

  • BTWBFDIMHO

    When is the Wonkette 2012 Calendar due? I know what I'd choose for September.

  • Antispandex

    I'm with Hermie on this one. I love chili….but the Teapublicans kind of give me indigestion. Oh, wait a minute. CHILE! Darn. I'm going to have to read more carefully.

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Isn't the Wall Street protest essentially peaceful except for the rogue cops??

  • http://wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

    and

    Now that's a Chilean Model I can get behind, in front of, on top of and under.

    Herman Cain/ Chilean Model 2012.

  • http://wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

    Next Herman Cain plan, Bring outsourced jobs to China back to America by forcing Americans to work for 3 dollars a day. USA USA USA!

  • LiveToServeYa

    Oh, so Chile is only a *titular* democracy.

  • BornInATrailer

    Can't. Stop. Fapping.

  • ttommyunger

    9-9-9? More like 69. Like to tap out more, but must fap now.

  • __kth__

    I don't know about that. Admittedly the effect of reading her prose after seeing her picture is like seeing a hot young thing at the market slapping her 2-year-old kid around.

    Essential Malkinabilia