IDIOTS  3:15 pm September 29, 2011

Michelle Malkin Hated Onion Hostage Joke Because It Lacked Democrats

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

America's overloaded terror-fear sensors are not equipped to handle jokes.The Onion put out a series of “breaking news” tweets narrating an escalating Capitol Hill hostage situation perpetrated by Republican members of Congress (GET IT??), which the Capitol Police decided to treat as actionable cause for TOTAL PANIC because “satire” is not covered in the police training manual. Hooray, Earth is now sentenced to have a Serious Internet Discussion with itself about whether or not comedians should be Gitmo’d or just gang-raped for making jokes about John Boehner and Eric Cantor being deranged maniacs. And while most of the news media is complaining that the joke is in poor taste because it ruined their fun thwarted toy airplane plot news cycle, shrill right-wing nutjob Michelle Malkin thinks the joke is in poor taste because these libtard comedians made their fake hostage scenario featuring the wrong party of legislators.

From her whackadoodle warblog:

It’s Harry Reid who held up the latest short-term government funding band-aid, not Boehner. It’s President Obama who refused to act on his own bipartisan debt panel’s recommendations. And it’s massive entitlement expansions and bailouts passed by both parties that have robbed our kids’ futures.

There’s your takeaway, kids! The Secret Service better be waterboarding Michelle Malkin as we write. [Outside the Beltway/ Michelle Malkin]

 

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DerrickWildcat September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Is Michael Jackson ok?

chicken_thief September 29, 2011 at 3:52 pm

He's looking better than he used to, that's for damn sure.

grex1949 September 29, 2011 at 4:47 pm

He certainly looks rested.

Omophagist September 30, 2011 at 8:56 am

Last time I checked he was still doing fine as he burns forever in hell with the rest of the child diddlers.

tihond September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm

This makes Todd Hanson sad.

prommie September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm

There goes thestar graduate of the Absecon special ed department.

imissopus September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Our favorite anchor baby obviously missed this graf in the article:

Shaken witnesses reported that the ordeal broke out around 10 a.m. this morning, when in the midst of a Capitol building tour, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) suddenly burst into the National Statuary Hall with a pair of black panty hose over his head and began firing a Beretta 9 mm handgun into the air, shouting, "Everybody down! Everybody get the fuck down!"

Fuckin' reading, Michelle, how does it work?

glamourdammerung September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

I noticed that as well, but excused Malkin as she is probably not that good with English being a "terror baby" and all.

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Malkin….That's a Russian name isn't it? I'm just sayin'.

horsedreamer_1 September 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm

She's Filipina, which means your insinuation of Michelle being Russian Communist an IMELDA MARCOS/PUMPS LIBEL.

HarryButtle September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Words go in, words go out…nobody can explain.

CapnFatback September 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Oh, she read it, but her Wingnut Offense-o-Meter went off at the inclusion of a four-letter word, which, of course, set the Insta-Memory-Wipe Synapse in motion.

It's all explained here in this pamphlet: SO, YOU'RE READING A RIGHT-WING BLOG.

Diabeetis September 29, 2011 at 6:24 pm

She also missed the Onion tweet about Chuckie Schumer pistol-whipping a chaperone.

Come here a minute September 29, 2011 at 3:19 pm

The only place for an Onion is on my belt!

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I'll take "Come here a minute" for the win.

DetectiveGrey September 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm

As is the style at the time.

Gleem_McShineys September 29, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Don't let Malkin steal your dickety!

Gratuitous World September 29, 2011 at 3:20 pm

well we all know how teabaggers take to satire. and reading.

Chillwaver September 29, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Does this Twinkie know about the GOP "business" trips to her homeland?

Rotundo_ September 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Know? Hell she has a 7th degree blackbelt in shooting ping-pong balls out her snizz and has been known to blow smoke rings with it as well. Just because she's an anchor baby doesn't mean Mom didn't train her in the classic arts.

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I never thought I'd see something as unfunny as the Capitol Steps. But Jesus Michelle Malkin! You're not even trying. Your Harry Reid/Band-aid joke just sucked. And there is so much potential there! His name is HARRY. Band-aid! Harry! Band-aid! There's a good zinger there.

FNMA September 29, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Christ, you had to mention the Capitol Steps. I was held hostage at a dinner at which they performed. Murder-suicide crossed my mind. They were anti-comedy. They made me depressed and angry. Jesus, is that what passes for humor in D.C.?

littlebigdaddy September 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm

The C.S. are DC's version of funny, just as Michele Bachman is DC's version of attractive, and cardigan sweaters and pearl necklaces are DC's version of fashion sense.

emmelemm September 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

What have you got against cardigans and pearl necklaces?

metamarcisf September 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

The friggin' Capital Steps bill themselves as performing "unsurpassed political humor" and they're about as funny as Herman Cain in blackface.

emmelemm September 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Herman Cain in blackface might actually be funny.

littlebigdaddy September 29, 2011 at 4:05 pm

And he with Michael Steele doing some soft shoe and singing Mammy would be priceless!

weejee September 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm

She2ey has got her scallions in a bunch.

smitallica September 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm

And I hate Michelle Malkin because she lacks not-being-a-cunt.

ndisang67 September 29, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Is Malkin a natural born citizen?

glamourdammerung September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Not according to her party.

Swampgas_Man September 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Unnaturally-born, as she was hatched in some think-tank laboratory.

CapnFatback September 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Holy fuck, Malkin is still relevant?

glamourdammerung September 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

She was relevant at some point?

Outside of Representative Gohmert's only valid example of a "terror baby"?

CapnFatback September 29, 2011 at 3:31 pm

That first comment, my dear Glamour, was what is known as a "soft lob."

*WINKS* You're welcome.

chicken_thief September 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm

I think I know what you mean by "soft lob" and that you need to come see me to get the matter straightened out. Soon!

Regards,
Marcus

Swampgas_Man September 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Hell no, even my local rag won't put her on the Wingnut section of the editorials anymore. She's acheived status only won by Anne Coulter.

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Not last season because of injury but this season we'll see.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evgeni_Malkin

GOPCrusher September 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Thank Odin, the NHL season starts Saturday.

metamarcisf September 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Why laugh at the Onion when there is so much hilarious right-wing humor? Like Laura Inraham's "Of Thee I Zing", a follow up to her other knee-slappers like "Zinging in the Rain", "I Know Why the Caged Bird Zings" and, who can forget "I Never Zang For My Father"?

Indiepalin September 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Talk about beating a dead whores!

poncho_pilot September 29, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Zing For Your Supper.

Not_So_Much September 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Empty-headed twat-waffle, you know the deal: Get on the trampoline or shut the fuck up.

memzilla September 29, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Michelle Malkin now takes the prize for Biggest Phillippine Spewer away from Mt. Pinatubo.

Geminisunmars September 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm

I first read that as "Biggest Phillippine Sewer" which I think works too, also.

DerrickWildcat September 29, 2011 at 3:27 pm

I'm not a big fan of Miss Frowny Face.

AlterNewt September 29, 2011 at 3:27 pm

What does she do, REALLY?

TanzbodenKoenig September 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

She is the US's largest natural source of mendaciousness and bile – two of our most valuable exports

AlterNewt October 1, 2011 at 9:53 pm

Ah, renewables.

arcane_allusion September 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm

I'm not sure, but I heard it involves ping pong balls

Poindexter718 September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Surely this mendacious tiger harpy knows that the bipartisan debt panel never issued a report?

Mumbletypeg September 29, 2011 at 3:30 pm

"mendacious tiger harpy" sounds musically delicious, if roasted right~

Chichikovovich September 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm

So that means Obama ignored *every one* of the reports they issued. Duh!

LetUsBray September 29, 2011 at 8:43 pm

She's just counting on her readers NOT knowing that.

As you say, mendacious. The other words were good, too.

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

I just read the posting of Michelle's and when I finished I realisied that it raised some serious questions. Questions like: Why the fuck did I read that? Who's going to give me back those few of moments Michelle took from me? What the hell was I thinking reading that? What the fuck is this cunt saying? Is she really that stupid? Etc., Etc., Etc.,

Geminisunmars September 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Thanks for the warning. I will keep my moments for myself. Maybe I'll go get a massage.

GOPCrusher September 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Or perhaps, go pick some apples.

Geminisunmars September 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Or stare at the wall. Even that would be better.

Callyson September 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm

May I humbly suggest some answers, which occurred to me when I read her crap:
Morbid curiosity.
Maybe you'll get them back in the afterlife…if there is a heaven…
You were thinking "JFC, every time I think the wingnuts can't get any worse…"
Nothing that is based in reality.
Yes, she really *is* that stupid…

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Sometimes the answers are scarier than the questions.

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Answers: Don't know. Nobody. Don't know. Nothing intelligible. Yes.

mumbly_joe September 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Umad, Michelle? Then just go post The Onion's home address; that's what you usually do when someone says things you don't like, right?

ifthethunderdontgetya September 29, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Jeez, Michelle M., isn't there some disabled 12 year old you could be stalkin'?
~

Monsieur_Grumpe September 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
RIP
RD

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm

You could work up a little poem, rhyming 'Malkin' and 'stalkin'.

Pragmatist2 September 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Picture Louis Black:
"I just wish that someone would take Michelle Malkin hostage and move her to some detention camp in Afghanistan and tie her in a chair and put duct tape over her permanently yapping mouth and force her to listen to sane people saying sane things 24 hours a day for a month.
Then they can shoot her."

SheriffRoscoe September 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Let's be fair, it can be difficult to separate the fake, satirical stories on The Onion from the serious, real ones. I've fallen into the trap more times than I care to count!

Chichikovovich September 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Ditto for Michelle Malkin screeds.

Indiepalin September 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

A recent favorite was the review of the new Springsteen album, "Red Dust". Try finding THAT on Amazon.

BlueStateLibel September 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Don't feel bad, so has the Chinese government: http://tech.mit.edu/V122/N27/long5_27.27w.html

Callyson September 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Actually, *this* looks like the satirical reporting on conditions at the Capitol–from WaPo:
“It has come to our attention that recent twitter feeds are reporting false information concerning current conditions at the U.S. Capitol,” Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said in an e-mail statement. “Conditions at the U.S. Capitol are currently normal.”
Unless, if by "normal," the Capitol police mean "the inmates are running the asylum."

James Michael Curley September 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm

You have left us with the horrible image of Louie Gohmert carying a bird cage and walking naked toward the Capital.

baconzgood September 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm

I once read that the only difference between the inmates and the guards is who's holding the keys.

GOPCrusher September 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Does Rand Paul have his pants on?

Schmannnity September 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

It's so cute when the wingtards have their pet browns speak. I can't wait for Justice Thomas to weigh in on Mad magazine.

jus_wonderin September 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

He'll just say "There's a pube on my Mad magazine".

SayItWithWookies September 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

The stunt comes on the heels of yesterday’s arrest of an American jihadi plotting to blow up the Capitol and the Pentagon. He planned to kill women and children in a bloody massacre by land and air.

Oh dear — this bit of satire has spoiled our day of reverent silence to honor those victims — okay, those potential victims — of a yet-to-be-carried-out terrorist attack. Okay, it was more like a plan, not an attack. Okay, more like a plan put together by someone who didn't have the money, volunteers, technical know-how or appropriate planning to carry it out. Okay, it was more like a wild hair financed by the FBI for the sole purpose of arresting an easy mark, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a tragedy in its own way.

And by the way, Muslims better not build a mosque anywhere near the Capitol — it would show complete utter disregard for the family members of the victims who would've died had the attack been put together and carried out. I mean, how much more tolerant are the American people supposed to be?

MissTaken September 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm

9/28/11
Never Forget to Remember to Forget

chicken_thief September 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm

9-28. Never furgit!

Chichikovovich September 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm

They better not even *think* of building a mosque. Because a possible mosque would be a slap in the face to the families of the possible victims.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm

When I think of all the people who could have been killed by all the Muslims that could have been terrorist, it makes me wonder why we couldn't have gone to more wars to prevent all these possible deaths.

George Bush and Dick Cheney were perfectly happy to start wars over hypothetical deaths. What is wrong with Obama that he is not willing to kill brown people so that we will never have to face the horror of hypothetical terrorist attacks in this country ever again!

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Um, I don't know if you've noticed, but Obama is quite willing to kill brown people. Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya, Somalia, Yemen…

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 29, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Not really sure he can take credit for actually killing anyone in Libya, and the rest he inherited from Cheney/Bush. See, he is just weak when it comes to killing browns!

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Well, he's no Cheney.

He's not munching on the bones of brown babies in an undisclosed location, laughing maniacally.

Lazy Media September 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Uh, reading, Wonkette, how does it work? The Onion story said it was a bipartisan group from the first take.

Generation[redacted] September 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Why the fuck is she not in an internment camp somewhere?

JoshuaNorton September 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Michelle Malkin is just a female version of Ann Coulter.

Callyson September 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm

It’s the Republicans who offered up the latest short-term government funding band-aid, as opposed to working on the jobs which they promised to provide, not Reid. It’s President Obama who keeps trying to get bipartisan cooperation to fix our economy, to no avail. And it’s massive tax cuts and regulatory benefits for the corporations passed by both parties (again, in the faint hope by the Dems that this will result in *some* bipartisan cooperation) that have robbed our kids’ futures.
/fixed

tihond September 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Now would be the perfect time for Eric Cantor to finally issue Order 66.

Chichikovovich September 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm

So I'm guessing Bernie Sanders is Yoda in this scenario? And Elizabeth Warren is Obi-Wan?

Negropolis September 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Star Wars reference, FTW.

NPRadiotherapy® September 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Let's piss test her and the whole whiny, propagandist wingtard tool media.

elviouslyqueer September 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Apparently satire is, for Malkin, rather like sex: something she hasn't gotten in a long, long, long time.

jus_wonderin September 29, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Or, her satire batteries need replacement.

ManchuCandidate September 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm

On now she's all "Let's not paint terrorists with the same orange fake tanner and tobacco stains."

Guppy06 September 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm

How have situations like this been handled in the past?

Ah yes: "I'm sorry you're offended."

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Usually, it's, "I'm sorry IF anyone was offended," with an eyeball roll to imply that only an asshole would take offense at some inherently over the top offensive remark/email/'joke'.

fuflans September 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm

kirsten, if part of my job required reading michelle malkin bleets, i would request combat pay.

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Or grief counseling, at least.

chicken_thief September 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm

But what does Pat Boone think?

SheriffRoscoe September 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm

This is why Conservatives always end their jokes with "giddit?".

__kth__ September 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

The liberal media bias critique, btw, encompasses SNL, Daily Show, etc. Satirists apparently have the same obligation as journalists to say just as many mean things about liberals as about conservatives.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 29, 2011 at 3:58 pm

If we can't take the Onion seriously anymore, what does this say about America's news organizations?

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I refuse to take Michelle Malkin seriously until she posts a screed against the Weekly World News for never showing Batboy demanding tax cuts for the rich.

MissTaken September 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

BatBoy = JOB KILLER!

MilwaukeeKent September 30, 2011 at 12:31 am

More Batboy, more Ed Anger!

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 30, 2011 at 12:24 pm

I'm pretty sure that Ed is with one of the Tea Party organizations now.

MrFizzy September 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm

One thousand points to the Onion – unlike citizens united, a good use of the first amendment.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I think the right wing is just upset that for the first time, FOX News got scooped on a fake news story.

simplyblue7 September 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm

The Onion? That's where I get all my news from!

Indiepalin September 29, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Methinks Malkin could use a good pearl necklace.

Salacious Crumb September 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Gorilla Mask Libel!

MissTaken September 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Gawd Malkin, it's not like you work four blocks away.

El Pinche September 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm

WTF? I thought Malkin was dead.?? OOOoh, I was thinking Hervé Villechaize.

Chichikovovich September 29, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I made a similar mistake. But I was thinking of Torquemada.

tcaalaw September 30, 2011 at 9:48 am

Filippino Height libel!

Tommmcattt September 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Is this a good time to bring up ping-pong balls? It's never a good Malkin bash unless somebody brings that up. Like bringing wine to a dinner party, really…

SheriffRoscoe September 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Ewww….now you made me think of pussy juice and Michelle Malkin in the same synapse.

Tommmcattt September 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm

***POP!!!!!!***

ew.

elviouslyqueer September 29, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Oh, snap!

Generation[redacted] September 29, 2011 at 7:25 pm

needz moar banana shooters

UnholyMoses September 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Oh, c'mon, folks! Our Lady of the Concentration Camps knows all about funny:
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2010/12/01/meh-got-n

She just doesn't realize it …

RavenRant September 29, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Trying to figure out the mentality that would not only make that video, but voluntarily post it on the internet… Staggers the mind.

poncho_pilot September 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Boehner just needs the money to pay for Cantor's sex change operation. it's a touching story, really.

WhatTheHeck September 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Today the Onion made Michelle’s eyes water to the point where she couldn’t understand the facts… again.

Slim_Pickins September 29, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Malkin was once an anchor baby, right? Deport her.

chicken_thief September 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm

I think we should make Manny Pacquiao, who campaigned for Reid, an honorary citizen if he just beats the piss out of Michelle like he did Antonio Marguarito. Not just because she deserves it, but also because I like watching Manny beat the piss out of people. He's damn good at it.

smashedinhat September 29, 2011 at 4:34 pm

She brings out the worst in me, so I shall abide.

DashboardBuddha September 29, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I'm with you. If not for the supreme self-control I posses I would be ranting about how MM is a nonsensical ratbag cunt idiot.

BarackMyWorld September 29, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Alternate Headline: Michelle Malkin Back, Dumber Than Ever.

JackObin September 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Malkin is the key to the Penguins success this season, especially if Sid can't return. I never realized he cared for the slimy world of politics.

owhatever September 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Hey, I saw her on stage in Bangkok. She was super. She lectured about bananas and Coke bottles.

SudsMcKenzie September 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm

"Michelle Malkin" spells her name with two "L"s

What do you think?

MikeInMichigan September 29, 2011 at 6:08 pm

I didn't like it because it lacked Michelle Malkin as a hostage.

elfgoldsackring September 29, 2011 at 6:09 pm

On the plus side, Michelle does appreciate the balance and incisive commentary provided by the Onion's editorial cartoonist:
http://www.theonion.com/features/editorial-cartoo

AlaskaGrrl September 29, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Now, now, give Michelle a break. She has a birth defect, tragically born without a sense of humor.

Madam Killjoy September 29, 2011 at 7:49 pm

"It’s President Obama who refused to act on his own bipartisan debt panel’s recommendations"

President Obama COULDN'T act because the panel didn't have the 14 votes needed to send the recommendations to Congress – you know, the legislative branch, the one that is actually responsible for passing legislation! Christ, conservatives are either rank liars or dumber than rocks.

Sorry, that wasn't funny at all. How about dumber than ping-pong balls?

imissopus September 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Also, didn't at least some of the Republicans on the commission (including Paul Ryan) vote against it largely as part of their continuing plan to say no to everything Obama might like? Hell, if he could have embraced it the plan would have immediately been dead in the water.

seppdecker September 29, 2011 at 8:56 pm

This was bound to happen. I shared an Onion article about Ocho Cinco performing an opera for his endzone celebration, and my retired grade school teacher commented that he should be fined and suspended. She waves the Gadsden flag.

Negropolis September 29, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Don't tread on me, bro!

As far as I'm concerned, the Gadsen flag is about one flag removed from the Confederate flag. The tea partiers have made a mockery of the thing. Bitches be tiltin' at windmills, yo.

rocktonsam September 29, 2011 at 11:42 pm

now she knows what its like for normal people to watch FOX NEWZ

MilwaukeeKent September 30, 2011 at 12:27 am

Calm down, Michelle, or hell, jump in the air with the pom-poms and the cute panties, but the latest update has congress reverting, as usual, to its old habits in the midst of a crisis. The Sun will still come up, the world will still keep turning.

thefrontpage September 30, 2011 at 12:39 pm

I've slept with Michelle Malkin at least 200 or 300 times now, and it's just not that great anymore–she keeps calling out "RON PAUL!" and "NEWT!" and "RICKY!!" I guess I'll have to go back to Ann Coulter. She just calls out "MICHELLE! MICHELLE!" and that's kind of hot!

thefrontpage September 30, 2011 at 12:44 pm

For your Friday happy hour enjoyment:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39049221@N00/3595341

ttommyunger September 30, 2011 at 11:19 pm

Michelle Malkin had a loose bowel movement the other day and it was Obama's fault, naturally.

seppdecker September 29, 2011 at 8:51 pm

She's been unknowingly perpetrating satire for years.
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/09/05/get-thee-

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