One of the perks of elected local office should be that you can tell law enforcement to, eh look the other way from time to time when you need to straighten out your spouse, because, come on, right? Illinois GOP State Senator Suzi Schmidt locked her husband out of the house without a coat on Christmas and then reportedly phoned her neighborhood 911 dispatchers with a little courtesy call to tell them she was “the Lake County Board chairman for 10 years,” just so they know, and then advised them to ignore her husband if he called afterward to complain of her abuse, which if he was smart he wouldn’t do, since “he’s kind of afraid of me because he knows I have connections.” No big deal.
From the Illinois Daily Herald:
“On the 911 call, I identified myself — but I never intended to inappropriately use my title. However, I apologize if any of my comments during this very emotional time seem inappropriate,” she said.
Suzi Schmidt, elected to a 2-year state senate term in 2010, called a 911 dispatcher at 9:55 a.m. Dec. 25 because she believed her husband soon would be doing the same.
“Hi Allison, this is Suzi Schmidt. I was the Lake County Board chairman for 10 years,” she said on the 911 recording obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request. “Listen, I’m having a little problem with my husband right now.”
“Like a domestic-type problem?” the dispatcher inquired.
Suzi Schmidt said all was fine at the home, then provided some detail on what she wanted from the 911 dispatcher.
“If he calls, Bob Schmidt, you can ignore him. Of course, I just caught him with another woman, so that’s why I’m a little upset,” she said.
Oh, Illinois politicians. Do not try the Rod Blagojevich tape-recording denial tricks at home. [Daily Herald]
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There goes another GOP abusing 9/11
yep!
OK, folks, we're done here.
You win the internets for today!!
GIULIANI LIBEL!!!
Perfect.
9-11 on those fake choppers.
pretty! overall, a good look…WIN!
911 is an inside job, well the dispatching part at least.
Remember when John McCain's brother called 911 because of traffic in D.C.?
GOP royalty have a lot of Get-Out-of-Jail cards.
At least it was another woman. This is a Family Values household after all.
"I just caught him with another woman…" I think *another* is the operative word here. Maybe Bob just figured out Suzi has been tucking all this time.
Technically she's actually the GOPer so shes still bangin a dude and we havent rocked the boat too much.
Another "woman"? I think doubts about Suzi and her linebacker neck could be raised…
The republicans say marriage should be between one man and one woman.
Never mind. Just scratch that.
Of course she said it was a woman!!! She wasn't going to tell the dispatcher about the duck!!!
And then she proceeded with the Lorena Bobbit Solution!
And now they call him "Bobbed" Schmidt.
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"Oh, it's okay, I was just trying to cut the tags off his pajamas in the dark and while he was wearing them" or "it was a game of got yer nose, gone horribly awry."
A man married this woman? What's his impediment? I'm guessing knees that bend the other way and a double hare lip.
That'thl not at all thlunny.
Maybe he's got a thing for shaved eyebrows.
Some men are just drawn to power. What could be more seductive than Lake County Board chairman?
Scary-looking bint, ain't she?
"What's wrong with your knees?"
"Oh, I had kneesles as a child."
"What's wrong with your toes?"
"Oh, I had toelio as a child."
…
"No, don't tell me. You had smallcocks as a child."
Not entirely sure you can call her a "woman." If nothing else, at least now we know what Larry Flynt would look like in drag.
It must be her larger than life persona.
Barb, you never looked prettier. So cute.
Wood eye.
He has a neck-flap fetish and an addiction to creeping hairlines…
"Oh if he shows up to the ER, please ignore the choke marks and/or missing penis."
"And those aren't bullet wounds, they're … uh, severe acne."
Don't worry, just beatin' my husband, pay no attention to the chainsaw in the background…
She does look a great deal like the wood-chipper sociopath from 'Fargo'. Not as dainty as he was, but still…
Go ahead. Try that one yourself.
Kind of harder to do without a 'title.'
"he was following the bus route of one high school, middle school and elementary school and the bus driver didn’t know who this white male driving the car was [so he] called dispatch. They reported it. A police officer came and stopped him and the bus. He [Griffin] wanted to know what was wrong. The police officers talked to the bus driver. The bus driver says, “I don’t like the fact that somebody in the same car is following me on all three routes. I don’t know who he is and we’re very concerned about this. This is one of the major signals of a pedophile or someone who is going to snatch a kid.” So, the police officer talked to him and explained basically the same thing and that [he] should have notified somebody at some point that [he] were going to do this. He [Griffin] said, “Don’t you recognize me? I just ran for the School Board.” The police officer didn’t recognize him and said, “Be that as it may, it’s not a good idea for you to be following school buses because when we hear about it, that’s the first thing we suspect” — that someone is going to snatch a kid or is a pedophile."
Someone caught not-mommy kissing santa claus.
stay creepy, Lake County!
I've often wondered about that song. Was Mommy making out with the little girl's dad – or really kissing Santa Claus?
"And while we're on the subject, I'm going to send you a list of people who donated to my campaign. If a caller's not on that list, you can ignore them, too!"
Well, I guess we know who wears the Sarah Palin in THAT family!
Glen Rice?
That can't be a real photo, can it? It looks like that woman's wearing a mask made out of flayed human skin over her real face.
It puts the lotion…
Could be Urlacher's twin brother in a cheap wig.
Urlacher's slower, both physically and mentally, brother….
I had wondered what happened to Kent Dorfman after Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc.
Jeebuz, that DOES look like an Ed Gein souvenir doll.
Has Leatherface from the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' moved to Illinois?
I swear that's a human knee on her forehead.
Suzi looks like she could have ripped Bob's arm off & beat the mistress with it.
She could certainly move her own piano.
Attention Lake County Blue Light Special Wonkmart shoppers. We have retro rotary dial phones that weigh 6 pounds each and are much more effective when throwing at your spouse than some couple of ounce namby pamby portables.
I was thinking that. Boy, that's gotta hurt — the crazed thrower, I mean. DAmnit, that phone won't leave a mark!
Using the first name like that, "alison," was a deliberate threat. That husband needs to find himself a shelter for abused spouses, he shouldn't have to live in fear. She said he fears her "connections," but something tells me its not the connections, its the teeth.
Yup. Classic domestic abuser. If the guy has any sense at all, he will get away from this vicious crazy abuser AFAP.
fap?
Dood, no. That is SO wrong.
She wanted to make sure that Allison was well aware that Suzi's aim is true.
Oh, Illinois…you make me so proud.
Can we rush this woman to the ER for a forehead reduction? Because that's a sixhead if I've ever seen one.
Noticing your avatar first, I read your username to be 'justkillmemeow'.
I was gonna write that!
Actually, I read it as "justkillmeow."
Yikes! I called 911 the second I saw her photograph.
. This will double 911 traffic if every victim and every perpetrator call about the same crime. If we are to be consistent about our desire for smaller government maybe we can take the simple step of deciding who will make the call after each incident.
Better, yet. abolish 911 completely. Who need the socialist police force when we have second amendment solutions?
Maybe restrict it to calls about incorrectly fulfilled fast-food drive-thru orders?
So, the problem here is that she abused her office, not that she abused her spouse?
It's not really her fault, she can't help that she can't control her emotions. It's all this talk of "feminism" and "sexual liberation" that's eroding our society that's the problem. This would never have happened if she hadn't left the kitchen to work outside the home.
Ed Rollins attempted to explain the vaccine affair away in part by saying Bachmann was an “emotional person who basically has great feeling for people.” On CNN Wednesday evening, Ron Carey, Bachmann’s former chief of staff, called her “impulsive.”
Also too here, perhaps since Suzi wasn't wearing an American Flag pin, she wasn't woman enough for her man.
Cunning. A pre-emptive strike. Calling them over there on the phone so we don't have to uh, answer the door over here, or something.
Schmidt/Schmidt 2012: It is better to be feared than to be loved!
Dispatcher: What’s that screaming I hear in the background?
Suzi: What screaming?
Dispatcher: I hear a man screaming in pain.
Suzi: Ooooh that screaming. That’s my husband. His penis got accidentally caught in a car door, a microwave oven and a meat grinder. He’s very clumsy. You should him with a hammer, all thumbs. Husbands! What are you going to do with them? Am I right?
Husbands, how do ya cook them?
I don't know if she's a Teabagger, but she's definitely a Twobagger.
Mark the time, please. At 8:43 A.M. we already have the best comment of the day!
SexySmurf you are on an incredible posting roll these days.
Steven King couldn't write this shit.
He just won't listen…
Did you notice that her head is pointy? Probably caught hubby with his mistress while trying to climb in the doggie door one too many times.
Your comment calls up disturbing images of involuntary wake-up pegging ("climbing in the doggie door"). Please consider our psychiatric and digestive status before commenting!
My bad, sorry.
Funny, my first thought at "climbing in the doggy door" was a little backdoor action, too.
Regards,
Marcus
Uh … I can see why, Marcus.
That head is just another way that woman just does not look human. Maybe there's actually a reptloid alien under that human-skin mask.
I'm pretty sure the Lizard people have the makeup skills to craft a better illusion of humanness than that. Look what they did with Cheney.
Is "Climbing in the doggie-door a euphemism for that "back-door" action"?
It is now.
"In Through The Doggy Door" had too many goddamned synths on it, because Jimmy Page was strung out at the time.
Brock Sampson: What's the matter, don't like Zep, little man?
If you can't abuse your power to cover up your crimes then what good is being a State Senator?
I just caught him with a younger, thinner, less psychopathic woman…
December 25th? Apparently thoughtful, caring Bob got party pooper Suzi a threesome for Christmas and she goes all postal on him. Ungrateful bitch….
So a woman should get a free pass on beating the hell out of her husband if she just found out he's cheating, especially if she's got connections? Of course! What part of this am I not understanding?!
"Of course, I just caught him with another woman" Of course! Could there be any other possible explanation for beating him up and throwing him out of the house on Christmas Day? Everybody cheats on Christmas Day. Its practically a tradition.
That and takeout Chinese, right?
Only if yer Jewish.
You mean we all aren't here?
*hides yarmulke*
This wouldn't have been such a big deal if the other woman was named Carol.
Oh! Oh! Here's your medal, you just won the InnerToobz.
Wait, THIS is Tiger Woods' ex? Wow, she looks very different in the magazine articles.
Tom Arnold's looking like hell these days.
Coffee spurt!
Or Jim Belushi.
She bears a slight resemblance to Miss Trunchbull from Matilda.
Actually, she bears a much stronger resemblance to one of the bulls in Pedro Almodovar's movies.
Just another day in Illinois. Wake me up when we find out she got the 911 dispatcher's supervisor's kid a free ride to UIUC on one of her exemptions (that's right, all Illinois state officials get to foist tuition waivers on the state system) and/or steered a major renovation contract to a business owned by said supervisor's spouse (as a fake minority/female partner thus qualifying for significant contracting advantages). Until then, nothing worth mentioning.
And if you think anywhere else is less fucked up, you just aren't digging hard enough.
…and this is supposed to be the heartland
Brian Dennehy has already agreed to play her in the Lifetime movie.
Gonna have to ugly him up a bit, but that's what the makeup dept is for.
I guess domestic violence is OK in Lake County if it goes both ways…
The victim is a white male. How much more GOP can you get?
Is that his cock ring Suzi has around her neck? Or her own?
Serves the guy right for marrying a woman (?) that resembles a pit bull. Thats a mean ass dog.
I'm racking my brains trying to come up with a reason to ever marry someone who looks meaner than a junkyard dog. Why would anyone do that? Sure, maybe she was younger and thinner a decade ago, but that face is mean.
Are those damn Republicans ever going to stop using 911 to be the biggest shit-turds on the block?
"Suzi Schmidt . . called a 911 dispatcher at 9:55 a.m. Dec. 25 because she believed her husband soon would be doing the same."
Christmas morning? I guess she didn't like the STD gift. Repub fam values.
I saw Daddy kissing Ms. Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night,….
ANOTHER woman? Suzi's giving herself a lot of credit.
"caught him with another woman"? my dog has a better face than Bettina Ballbuster, and although the photo does not reveal, I suspect she's built like an offensive lineman.
Offensive, at least.
She looks like J. Edgar Hoover on vacation with his "friend" Clyde.
I'll have you know, Clyde was faithful and would never lock J. Edgar out of the house. Besides, Clyde was more handsome than Suzi.
She's gonna hafta get herself elected Half Governor if she wants to use Snowbilly Grifter tactics.
Palin/Schmidt 2012!
Is that a زبيب, zabiba or raisin, prayer bump on her forehead? Is she a closet jihadist?
I've always heard it called a "gatta," but I'm an iggeramus. Thanks for the addition to my vocabulary.
Or is she just happy to see you?
More awkward than the Ensign Family Christmas!
Republicans across the country in all stations of life know how to celebrate the true meaning of Christianity's "biggest holiday."
Uncle Fetus in drag.
Suzi is a trophy wife. Unfortunately, that trophy shape is the Stanley Cup.
I was gonna say "boobie prize," but heck…I got no idea there.
She's pretty..
Powermad small-time politician is powermad.
FTW–that face and it's 'Suzi' with an 'i'–amazing that she kept her stripper name after all these years.
It was the most fun period of her life. Ah, memories.
Only thing bitch would be strippin' for is donuts, I'll tell you what.
Why would someone want to get back into a house with her in it?
Christmas in Illinois? Only to get their coat, car keys, and wallet, so they can srsly get the hell away from this vile harpy.
I smell double standard. If this crazy bitch was a member of the democrat party, Wonkette wouldn't go anywhere near this story. But because she's a God-fearing, republican opposed to abortion, the story is played up as if it was significant. Why aren't there more stories on Obama's birth certificate?
You're a parody troll, right? Like Skoal Rebel?
Where's HER birth certificate???? I noticed she didn't say she was born here when she called 911. That's a mite suspicious, wouldn't you say?
Indeed. I'm guessing the birth certificate says she was born a he.
Or that she has a three day birthday.
Why aren't there more stories on Obama's contact with aliens? I mean really. Why not? If you are going to make shit up, it might as well have a real narrative.
Actually the real double standard is by the legions of "God-fearing, republicans opposed to abortion" that are actually sociopaths using the boundless gullibility of the GOP to thinly mask their moral depravity. And the ranks of these creeps are so great that they predictably generate scandals in such an regular interval that Wonkette is never, ever short of solid gold comic material, like the pirate face featured above.
Shiver me timbers, you're correct!
Not a bad parody, but needs some work:
a) no misspellings, and impeccable grammar.
b) George Bush always said "Democrat party" and as we are now assured by real conservatives, Bush was not a real conservative. So you should say "Demon-rat party"
c) no reference to websites like Wonkette are allowed without adjectives like "ultra-liberal", "libtard", or (if you have a traditionalist bent) "America-hating"
d) Republican women are never "crazy bitches" – they are only presented as such by the "lamestream media". So the second sentence should read more like this: "Of coarse the lamestream media makes up stories about real American women of feith, but only a crazy bitch Demon-rat would do this. But then the libtards at ultra-liberal Wonkette wouldnt go anywere neer this storie."
But I mean this to be constructive criticism – excellent first effort!
How many women has Douglas Feith had?
Only "the fucking stupidest gals on the face of the earth."
you're going to gitmo when pres perry makes him sec of defense.
S/he's been here and around the block a few times. Respect that -113!
True – I ought to have begun by saying that I respect and thank him/her for his/her service. Booing crowd be damned. And I unequivocally condemn all those people wearing the -113 band-aids.
Following up – I checked out the impressive list of stick-in-the-eye posts at Breitbart.tv, and yes indeed, that negative p rating was earned by some major action in the lions den. He deserves to join the ranks of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
Oh, fuckadoodledoo. I thumbed up because I thought hesheit was being misunderstood. My tard-dar is borked.
Well done
Related:
Reagan's death-certificate is a fake … he's being secretly preserved in a jar deep underneath Cheyenne Mountain. When the stars are aligned, he will rise from his slumber to rule mankind again.
REAGAN FHTAGN!
It wasn't the first time: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110928/news/…
This woman is a violent abuser. That man needs to get away from her and FAST.
Wonder how many beatings he has taken from her without calling 911? She has the history that would have me running, known too many psycho bitches.
I'm sure it's more than a few. He's a big tall guy and she's a small woman, and he's from a generation when men did not raise their hand to a woman and it would have been laughable for him to ever complain. Poor man's been married to her for 32 years.
We need to make a teevee sitcom out of this lady, kind of like that Hyacinth Bucket show. She could go around bragging about how she deserves special service and compenstation because she's the ****Lake County Board chairman****.
This is the Bouquet residence, psychopath of the house speaking.
"“If he calls, Bob Schmidt, you can ignore him. Of course, I just caught him with another woman, so that’s why I’m a little upset,” she said."
She caught her husband with another woman at around 9:30am on Christmas morning? I thought most people would either be still sleeping or trying to clean up wrapping paper and make breakfast.
This Christmas I'm asking Santa for another woman. Wrapping not necessary.
Actually that is a gift where less wrapping would actually be a plus.
Hmmm, maybe she caught the hubby gettin' busy WITH SANTA CLAUS!!!
I'm just say, they are Republicans after all. Amirite or amirite?
This explains all the domestic tranquility in the Bachmann household.
Dat woman UGLY.
"If my dog had a face like that I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards."
Why is her dewlap scalloped in that photo?
Kinda makes me glad my wife gave up her County Board seat…
We have the entire season arc of next season's "Mike & Molly", with these two!
I was wondering why no one mentioned the biting yet. I heard the clip yesterday on the nightly news.
She bit him hard enough to get blood on his clothing. That means breaking the skin in sufficient places to cause leakage. Mean, violent, nasty person.
This is just gross.
By the looks of this chick, she's got plenty of weight to throw around without an elected office.
What a friggin looney tune. She even looks a little like Porky Pig
Why do all republican women have those crazy stepford wife, teleprompter eyes?
Really it isn't about Republicans per se. It's more that pols at the state level make US reps, even maniacal mental defectives like Louie Gohmert, look like Daniel Webster.
Some teatards want to repeal the 17th amendment, and let the senators be chosen by the deranged trailer trash, such as this woman, that one typically finds in state legislatures.
We'd be disoriented too, if we'd been up all night delivering toys to all the good children of the world. I mean, Schmidt on a shingle!
Oh, the article is awesome. She also apparently rammed his car with hers repeated in one reported incident. Another time, she bit him and drew blood.
Jesus. Did they say WHERE she bit him???
It's OK, grampa, it was only his arm. But, yeah, I'd worry about letting those teeth anywhere near my junk.
Told ya it was the teeth.
Clearly we should pair her up with Joe Walsh. That way, their complaints about their spouses would all be valid.
And this is her familiar…
http://news.yahoo.com/mass-cat-2-faces-lives-12-y…
Thing is, we never got to find out what they gave each other for Christmas presents.
Black eyes?
I suppose they stay together for the kids.
I'm sure they'll turn out just fine.
For me, the capper is the Little Despot move of saying, "he fears my connections".
Poorly paraphrasing Cartman's "respect mah uhthoriTAY"?
Is that a picture of the husband or the wife?
Its really starting to be a cause and effect conundrum. Does being a Republican make you act this way or if you act this way you choose to be a Republican?
Walsh / Schmidt 2012. "Don't pay 'em, slay 'em!"
12/25, nevar forgit!
Talk about the war on Christmas!
Illinois? That's where Chicago is. So this is that "Chicago politics" I keep hearing about.
What, one wonders, did she expect the 911 operator to say to the husband when he made his inevitable call?
I have no idea. What did this woman think would happen to the recording of her call? Being Grand Poobah of a glorified bake-sale in IL will only get a person so far.
In a perfect, Newt Gingrich would spend his twilight years with this woman.
Sweet Jesus on a stick! KrayZ LayD sez WHUT? I think I can see why Mr. KrayZ LayD would seek the consolation of somewhat-less-likely-to-punch-yer-lights-out's arms.
Do ANY Republicans have, like, you know, loving marriages? ANYONE?
Suzi Schmidt is not one of those stand by your man no matter what he screws GOP family values wives. If Mr. Suzi is looking for his NUTZ, I'm sure he'll find them dangling from the rear of Suzi's SUV.
(Reaching for the low-hanging fruit:) Which Mr. Suzi?
Upon further review, the most astonishing thing about this sorry episode is her statement: "I was the Lake County Board chairman for 10 years."
Ten years? That's taking a very long time to move up through the ranks.
he's pretty.
(sorry videogum!!!)
jeezus…so sorry, videogum. that dude ain't pretty.
Actually, he's a nice-looking man. She, OTOH, looks like she's been eating pickled fetii for breakfast all her life.
was she arrested for abusing the 911 system?
What's her stand on wriggling around in excrement?
I was wondering who would play Chairwoman Schmidt in the movie of her life. I was thinking Kathy Bates, but, no – I don't think the makeup people could uglify her enough. So I guess it will have to be John Lithgow. Especially if they can reassemble the makeup team from Buckaroo Banzai.
William Shatner looks a little puffy these days….or any of the Huckabee clan.
Do we know if Bob has ever been home since then?
Poor Bob…..
Bob needs to grow a pair and get on with his life. DTMFA.
Judging from her photo, it isn't 911 that should be ignoring the calls it should be Domino's.
There's something about Republican women and their WTF, outrageous recorded phone calls/messages…the shamelessness, like Ginny Thomas's drunk-dial of Anita Hill…perhaps we should call it "chootzpah."
When you ask her to sit on your face she sits ON your face.
Um … not to be difficult, or anything, but do you actually know anyone who would ask that to sit on their face?
There's someone for everybody…
(sidles off, whistling, and fantasizing about Karl Rove and Suzi Schmidt.)
These guys.
OT, there's a petition going around about the Southwest Airlines anti-lesbian thing. I normally don't believe much in the power of online petitions, but Southwest is presently the only airline that I even consider flying, and I'd like to see them correct this. Any other airline would also boot lesbians from their flights, AND charge them a $70 fee for the privilege.
OK, will sign, will tweet.
Being a middle manager, bureaucrat type, she was upset when the dispatcher didn't answer: "Lake County 911, It's a great day here in the heart of Illinois."
Embarrassed note to self: read all comments before posting the same thing someone else has already posted…
Have a Nice Day Here at the Wonkettes!
Suzi Schmidt was told by the dispatcher that calls cannot be ignored.
"However, I'm willing to make an exception for this call…" CLICK!
Christine O'Donnell has just figured out a new way to get attention.
"I apologize if any of my comments during this very emotional time seem inappropriate,” she said.
"If I stepped in dogshit and smeared my boot all over your shirt with you in it, I apologize if that was inappropriate, but only if it was during this very emotional time. Just know that you took my emotional move out of context, and I am a member of the board."
She is the perfect Republican Female Trifecta: Butt-Ugly, dysfunctional home life and dirt-stupid. I mean, who knew those 911 calls were recorded and all her personal and private shit -storms would be made a part of the public record, to say nothing her her lame attempt to dissuade cops from rushing to the juiciest clusterfuck they'd seen all day? Everyone knows how much beat cops love to protect their local overlords when caught with their pants down, or shirt off. Hehehe!
Oh, do tell! I bet you have the greatest stories.
I do, but I suspect you aren't old enough to hear them.
Now I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted, ttommy.
Take your pick.
"Thank you for calling 911; it's a great day in Illinois!"
Man, one whole post this morning. I hate it when I'm not distracted at work. I've already thumbs-upped everybody. ¡Vamonos, Kirsten! Arriba!! ¡Conseguir su culo a la obra!
Kill it with fire!
I found this picture impossible to masturbate to.
I'd say "try harder" but I think even I've found my hard limit. It really doesn't help that she looks like a shriveling penis in a wig.
Think: "I'll change her poopy diapers" and see what happens.
Bob Schmuck needs a body guard more than he needs a girlfriend.
I can only conclude that her husbands desperation for a sex partner over rode his vision in the decision to marry her.
And of course, the GOP is circling the wagons on this. Though it is nice that they are applying the same "standards" they do when their male politicians abuse their spouses, even if it is only because they care more about power than their own sexism (and any morals).
So that's what Sarah Palin meant about a pit bull with lipstick.
I always thought that meant a pit bull with his "lipstick" out.
She was just trying to make government more responsive, for c'rissakes!
Faking his death and years later joining the Illinois GOP (in drag, no less) is surely the funniest thing Chris Farley's ever done.
merry christmas!
sorry that's all i got. you all covered everything with typical elan.
He's cheating because you look like the dumb character from Sponge-bob.
Why couldn't this creature have been married to congresscritter Joe Walsh?
Why would the husband of such a mild-tempered, slender, beautiful woman desire any other woman? It makes no sense.
Is my state rep…I gues you need to be a fighter to be in politics…
who was it that said "power corrupts', no matter, it obviously is in play …
Updated.
http://www.suntimes.com/7951056-418/state-sen-suz…
Oh, this woman is trouble with a capital T. She's definitely the kind of woman where this will eventually escalate into her shooting him in bed, literally stabbing him in the back (or front) with a kitchen knife, or having a hit put out on him.
[minority leader] Radogno said. “As public officials, we are held to a higher standard. We cannot and will not tolerate abuse of the public trust."
Being an out of control douchebag, however, is completely acceptable.
A friend of mine had a secretary who never did learn Yiddish, but tried very hard. The high point of her career was when she rushed into the office one day, shouting, "Oh, look! Jack's back from Israel and he's wearing a Yamaha on his head."
That and she always referred to the mikvah as a mitzvah.
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