MASSIVELY IMPORTANT POLITICAL NEWS  3:35 pm September 27, 2011

Meghan McCain Finally Takes Offense At Someone Calling Her Stupid

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

WALNUTS is so proud his offspring has capitalized so well on his name.Oh boohoo, Meghan McCain is furious because mean old troll Erick Erickson’s right-wing website RedState.com posted some kind of half-wit parody of Meghan McCain’s vapid Daily Beast columns that her lawyers say too closely resembles her actual half-wit columns to count as satire. The original post has been taken down, but the full version of it can be found here and includes such showstoppers as, “Some ignorant jerk, clearly who doesn’t know about the young people, pointed out that George W. Bush 1.0 won, two elections, which is two more than my dad did.” Why Meghan McCain chose to pick on RedState.com out of all the Internet media outlets that have mocked her over time for her mule-like insistence that she is relevant to Republican politics is anyone’s guess (or not, because no one cares), but we will go ahead and assume princess is jealous of Erick Erickson’s recurring gig shilling right-wing talking points on CNN. HOW IS THAT FAIR? Because Erick Erickson’s dad is not John McCain, so why should he get a better media job?

TalkingPointsMemo has the dirt:

According to RedState, lawyers for McCain threatened legal action if they didn’t remove the posts since they argued they could be misconstrued as having been written by McCain herself.

“These fake front page posts place Meghan McCain before the public in a false light which is highly offensive to a reasonable person,” a letter from attorney Albin Gess posted on RedState read. “The RedState ‘community’ that voted to put these posts on the frontpage acted at least as in reckless disregard as to their falsity and the false light in which Meghan McCain was being placed.”

And then albino hobbit ninja John McCain swooped in to napalm the entire Internet and protect his daughter’s honor, forever, bitchez, the end. [TPM]

 

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GunToting[Redacted] September 27, 2011 at 3:37 pm

To be accurate, W 1.0 only won one more election than her daddy.

Also, tits or GTFO.

glamourdammerung September 27, 2011 at 4:20 pm

And the one was only possible with lots of "voting issues" as I recall.

DrunkIrishman September 27, 2011 at 3:38 pm

You know how I know it was a parody article? It said George W. Bush actually won a presidential election…

genxr September 27, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Hey, why'd you cut off the topless picture? You can't see anything!

OC_Surf_Serf September 27, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Drop a cantaloupe into each leg of a pair of white stockings.

Attach Gerber bottle tops.

You're welcome.

Nostrildamus September 27, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Boy, is it getting hot in here or what?

Chillwaver September 27, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Without a doubt, this will be the main story on NPR's main page.

OT, I'm not sure why Ken disabled on the comments on the post about NPR not covering the Wall Street protesters….

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm

He's being ironic.

Chillwaver September 27, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Then he learned about irony from an entry-level hipster, I suppose. How is cockblocking us on the NPR story "ironic"?

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Hell, I don't know. That's just my standard response when someone does something that I can't make sense of.

mumbly_joe September 27, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Ha, "entry-level hipster". It's funny, because "hipster" is, in many ways, the antithesis of having a job.

Beowoof September 27, 2011 at 6:48 pm

I thought NPR was bitching because some big donors might get pissed. Couple of guys whose dad made a ton of money working for commie red Russia.

fuflans September 27, 2011 at 4:30 pm

no health care increases, chamber of commerce screaming 'blame obamacare'!!

then, actually, a prime drive time story on the protests. somebody musta read ken's post.

Nostrildamus September 27, 2011 at 5:44 pm

The gigantic bloody eye of Carl Castle sees all…

Pat_Pending September 28, 2011 at 2:43 am

Plus he's the voice on Layne's voicemail…

mumbly_joe September 27, 2011 at 6:18 pm

You know, to be fair, I understand NPR's point about not covering the Wall Street protests. After all, they have more important things to do. Like, for example, sucking the cock of a guy who calls them all Nazis and a government propaganda operation, who works for another guy who also calls them all Nazis, while himself organizing an actual propaganda organization that includes that first guy, which, in case you lost thread of my comment, is the guy whose cock they're sucking.

Look, NPR. I get that you want to look all "non-partisan" and all, but if some guy calls you a Nazi, and then requests that you fellate him, it's not 'partisanship' to politely decline, because he and his boss call you Nazis.

LionHeartSoyDog September 28, 2011 at 1:59 am

Nazi Pentagon Radio Libel!

gurukalehuru September 28, 2011 at 8:32 am

Until NPR or some other news agency shows me a different, and credible, account, I'm going to assume that Wall Street has become so overburdened with the weight of hippies that the southern end of the island is beginning to sink. Wall St. Street party also mentioned at http://www.gurukalehuru.com, being the blogwhore that i am.

Pragmatist2 September 27, 2011 at 3:41 pm

There is no more complex task in life than satirizing idiotic tripe for an audience that is dumber than the person you are satirizing.

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Why so mean? I thought you liked Wonkette?

BarackMyWorld September 27, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Meghan McCain: When There's No Sarah Palin News

philpjfry September 27, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Does everyone with a famous father think they are relevant? What a boob. Get it?

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Jack Buck, are you listening?

Beowoof September 27, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Many thumbs for you.

trampndirtdown September 27, 2011 at 9:16 pm

Ben Quayle also too, errr maybe not.

V572 Moon! September 27, 2011 at 10:30 pm

Chimpy says, "Don't forget me!"

lulzmonger September 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

From your lips to Rand Paul's ears … if only …

DaRooster September 27, 2011 at 3:42 pm

"Meghan McCain Finally Takes Off…"
Got my hopes up there…

Nostrildamus September 27, 2011 at 5:47 pm

… For Five Year Long Self-Imposed Exile in South America

was my hope. What was yours?

Beowoof September 27, 2011 at 6:50 pm

She would show up and motorboat Erik on CNN.

littlebigdaddy September 27, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Meghan, you need to get with the hippies down on Wall Street. Be sure to take your macbook and some weed.

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Choo Choo! Long Train Comin'!

prommie September 27, 2011 at 4:02 pm

You are a bad, bad man.

gurukalehuru September 28, 2011 at 8:27 am

Unless some respected news source informs me differently, I am going to assume that millions of people are on wall st. right now, traffic is blocked all the way into Brooklyn, and Lady Gaga is performing on stage, naked.

Prove me wrong, CNN!

Captain_Quark September 27, 2011 at 3:42 pm

If the folks at Red State think you're stupid, then you're either a liberal or so fucking dumb you can't find your own asshole with two hands and a map. Meghan is obviously not a liberal, so I'm thinking she qualifies as really, really, stupid.

Chillwaver September 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm

So she is suing RedState…and they didn't ever ask her to show them her tits!

AlterNewt September 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm

It's not widely known, but she bathes exclusively in the anguished tears of spurned gentleman callers.

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm

SHOW US YOUR TITS MEG!!!!!!!

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Meghan McCain and Redstate.cum. The anti-mensa.

skoalrebel September 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm

I think she should take a page from Billy Carter and sell a line of beer. [spit] She could call it "Stupid Cunt." You're welcome, Meghan!

Captain_Quark September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I doubt that the slogan "Kick back and relax with an ice cold Stupid Cunt" will work. But what do I know about these things?

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Honestly, there are some backwater types that would just lap that up.

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 3:54 pm

(rim shot)

Captain_Quark September 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Next you'll tell me that there's a special strain of yeast to be found in "Stupid Cunt." Imagine the marketing magic one could work with that.

lowaltflier September 27, 2011 at 4:26 pm

She is an "Ice cold Stupid Cunt" #1 reason men state for wanting a divorce.

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Beowoof September 27, 2011 at 6:56 pm

She should get on the phone to mom and have another truckload sent over.

BlueStateLibel September 27, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Cindy might be angry though, as a rival beer line would threaten the McCain beer fortune. But it would make a good sequel to "There Will be Blood."

Chichikovovich September 27, 2011 at 4:26 pm

"There will be Blood II: It's that Time of the Month"?

GOPCrusher September 27, 2011 at 5:56 pm

This sounds like a job for KEITH STONE!

gurukalehuru September 28, 2011 at 8:33 am

Tastes great, less filling

Papa_Uniform September 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm

"John McCain swooped in to napalm the entire Internet…" Jeez, that's why you can't post on the NPR Wall St thingy. Collateral damage.

genxr September 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm

I went to the article, started reading the first sentence, and my eyes immediately glazed over and I lost interest. In other words, I found it indistinguishable from a real Megs McBoobs article.

I think she has a case.

prommie September 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm

This sheds a spotlight on a serious issue, a danger that all of us snarky wonkerrati must consider: The GOP is beyond parody. It is no longer possible to make up some caricature of the GOP and the TeaTards that exxagerates their hateful, mean, evil, and stupid traits, because they cannot be exxagerated. This means we can no longer rely on the benefit of the satire defense to claims of libel, the old Falwell v. Flynt rule that protects our snark most well when it is most vicious. Its not safe to spoof the right wing anymore, because you just can't parody them, the reality is parody.

LiveToServeYa September 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Soooo, we post exactly what they say and do and smirk a lot under our breath. Profit!

DaRooster September 27, 2011 at 3:58 pm

But can we still imply that their ways and meanness are taking our country into an abyss of hatred and no return both socially and fiscally?

fuflans September 27, 2011 at 4:14 pm

so what? we just call them cunts?

Tommmcattt September 27, 2011 at 4:23 pm

FEMA CAMPS!!!!!

Chillwaver September 27, 2011 at 4:27 pm

You mean like a parody of a parody? Sort of like a dream within a dream? Quick, call Christopher Nolan!

johnnymeatworth September 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm

So are you sending Riley to camp out on Meghan McCain?

starfanglednut September 27, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Mmmm, squishy.

GuanoFaucet September 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Next, the homeless schizophrenics of the world should all sue Glenn Beck for stealing their shtick.

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Back in the day, did coddled rich kids have as much voice in the media as they do now??? I'm not sure I heard (or hear) a peep out of Chelsea Clinton.

DaRooster September 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm

'Cuz she's smart… when we do hear from her it will be something terrific, I'm hoping.

metamarcisf September 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm

A right wing conservative trying to be funny is like a has-been politician trying to host an outdoorsy reality show.

widget2011 September 28, 2011 at 5:54 am

Or a Jay Leno monologue.

prommie September 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if her nipples are as big as Nancy Grace's. I think today the world may have gained a new phrase, useful when you need to express the enourmousness (NOT "enormity," for God's sake) of something, henceforth and forever, people can say "as big as Nancy Grace's Nipples."

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm

"Captain, we have determined that Talos is quite a distance from our current position."

"Spit it out Spock. How far?"

"At Warp 6.5, we can make the trek in three weeks, having traveled Two Nancy Grace Nipples in the process."

"Thank you, Mr. Spock. Mr. Sulu?"

"Course laid in, Sir. Ewwwww."

prommie September 27, 2011 at 4:30 pm

He said "laid in," he he he he.

FNMA September 27, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Nancy Grace is now saying that wasn't her nipple.
What, it was somebody else's nipple?

Gleem_McShineys September 27, 2011 at 4:25 pm

It was simply a bruise from her husband's tight grip!

*UPCHUCK SHIELDS UP*

prommie September 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm

What was it? The oil slick from that gulf well? It covered some acreage, yessirreebob.

BarackMyWorld September 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I need some brain bleach so badly right now.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Grace tells TMZ … "When I got dressed, I was wearing Petals (nipple covers) and an industrial strength bra … my dancing dress also had a bra sewn into it."

Nancy adds, "I have been judged guilty without a trial … I will go to my grave denying the nip slip."

As we previously reported, Nancy HAS been hiding various good luck charms in her bra — and last night, Grace says she was packin' a photo of her twins … in her twins.

widget2011 September 28, 2011 at 5:58 am

Why is it that I'm the only one in the world who sees Nancy's enormous Butt, despite those enormous nipples?

OneYieldRegular September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

"These fake front page posts place Meghan McCain before the public in a false light which is highly offensive to a reasonable person."

If McCain's lawyer feels the fake front page posts are highly offensive to a reasonable person, just wait until he reads the rest of RedState.

Barb September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

You have to be a real mega bitch to be blonde, wealthy, bosomy and a beer heiress and be so freaking unlikable.

SorosBot September 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Now who says she's unlikable? I like Megs, for at least two very large reasons.

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Okay, you've got a point, but later, much later, you will realize the maintanence expenses on the two wheelbarrows will, well, bring you to her knees.

Barb September 27, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Are you saying that you are a breast man?

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I mean, like, beer is the world's most popular afro-dese-i-ack.

If Megs can't get laid with that much beer, there's no hope…

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Knowing Red State, they probably didn't "write" a "satire." Rather, they just cut and pasted one of her columns, knowing that their readership would not be likely to tell the difference.

MrFizzy September 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Maybe the only robot I would consider boinking.

SorosBot September 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm

So Erick Erickson is trying to make alleged jokes about Meghan McCain being dumb; that's nearly as ironic as his dumb name.

Beowoof September 27, 2011 at 7:00 pm

With the K's for extra Klan.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm

And then albino hobbit ninja John McCain swooped in to napalm the entire Internet and protect his daughter’s honor, forever, bitchez, the end.

Not so fast, Kirsten!

Albino hobbit ninja John McCain swooped in to napalm the entire Internet, but crashed four jets and was taken prisoner by icanhascheezburger.com. Then he was tortured by cute kittens for eternity.
~

gurukalehuru September 28, 2011 at 8:36 am

LOL Seriously, I Elled o L

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Honestly, it's a lot more fun to make fun of her weight.

greypanter September 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm

"And then albino hobbit ninja John McCain swooped in to napalm the entire Internet…"

Given Daddy McCain's track record with regard to swooping in an airplane, The Internet need not be concerned.

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Well, he could crash right into it. The Arizona Divine Wind!!

SorosBot September 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm

If you read the alleged satire, they're attacking Megs for suggesting that the Republicans need to be more moderate and will lose if they nominate a far-right candidate; so yes, they think she's stupid for being, by their standards, liberal; which means basically thinking that women and gay people should have some rights under the law.

GOPCrusher September 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Michele Bachmann gave a speech yesterday saying the same exact thing. That Republiklans should quit listening to those that say they need to find a moderate candidate to run for President.
I whole-heartily agree. Put Bachmann at the top of the 2012 ticket and she can run on the pledge to turn America into Somalia within her first one hundred days in office, as well as turning the Muslim nations into nuclear wastelands.
May make for a 50 state electorial landslide.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Eric, son of Eric, versus Meghan, Daughter of McCain. The one thing we know for sure is that we are not in for a battle of wits.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Or perhaps they are just unarmed….

Terry September 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Regarding the alt-text under the photo. John McCain's careers, both military and political, have been based solely on his family name (military career) and his second wife's money (political career). Why shouldn't his daughter ride the family name and spend her mother's money, as well?

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2011 at 4:58 pm

That remark is entirely too logical. Go to the back of the class.

Negropolis September 28, 2011 at 12:28 am

Because our parents hope we are better than they are/were?

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Your move Bristol.

emmelemm September 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Exactly.

(Although wouldn't the whole "oh this guy heckled me at a bar while I was filming my reality show but he was totally a lieberal plant" thing count?)

horsedreamer_1 September 27, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Quit being a faggot, Baconz.

SayItWithWookies September 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm

While I abhor them both, Meghan is too self-absorbed to have a hateful bone in her body, and RedState attempted satire, a clear example of not knowing the limitations of conservatives. Also, it's fun to see Erick son of Erick back down in the face of a toothless cease-and-desist letter. If that doesn't end this dispute, I would like to see it settled by both participants being dressed in clown suits and huge inflatable boxing gloves to finish this woman-to-sissy.

genxr September 27, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Ewick might be able to handle clown gloves. His old lady won't let him near her shotgun ever since he threatened that census worker.

FNMA September 27, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Oh, I'm pretty sure that Megs has had a hateful bone in her body at some point.

Sparky_McGruff September 27, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Hell, I'd bet that she has had at least two at a time.

__kth__ September 27, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Erickson himself has a JD, in case you didn't think your opinion of the profession could get any lower.

SenileAgitation September 27, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Crybaby McBoobshot, you are no Ana Marie Cox (needs more anal).

Mumbletypeg September 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Privately, Megs contemplates when she first gained hack status covering Dad's campaign, and weeps. "…*sniff* Are you there, God? It's me, Blog'rette.."

subsum September 27, 2011 at 4:02 pm

She naked in that picture?

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:27 pm

For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

LettucePrey September 27, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I'll admit it, I checked 'Dirty Sexy Politics' out of my local library after I saw Megs on The Daily Show. She seemed less ditzy than usual that day, and I thought, she's got an army of editors and ghost-writers, how bad could her book be?

Holy hell, it was bad. Painfully. Among other bon mots and vacuities, she whined on for 200 pages that (a) she could never get her hair and makeup professionally done on the campaign tour because the Palin kids spent so much time getting theirs done; (b) her dad's mean campaign manager made her take her idiotic blog down because it contained nothing but unflattering candid photos of staffers in motel hallways; oh, and (c) there is an entire chapter devoted to the video game 'Rock Band' and how much she loves it, OMG.

She freely admits that she doesn't watch her diet, applies makeup with a paint roller, and uses the word "like" as if it were a masturbatory aid, yet in the same breath complains that she was shunned during her father's campaign for no reason other than these people are so mean!!1

Go suck your mother's cock, Megs. You're a moron and can't write. Also.

BarackMyWorld September 27, 2011 at 4:13 pm

To be fair, "Rock Band" is pretty cool and the Palins are whores.

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm

And to be even more fair, the Palins are waiting on the much anticipated release of "Cock Band".

__kth__ September 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm

The porno version has a torso instead of a guitar, and the buttons are on the g-spots. On the screen is your "partner", who moans if you are doing it right and yawns if not.

I'd patent it, but it's probably already been thought of and is being shipped to the porno shops as we speak.

Negropolis September 28, 2011 at 12:33 am

I am dying, here.

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I give this comment two tits up.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:27 pm

"uses the word "like" as if it were a masturbatory aid"

Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout

Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out…

LesBontemps September 27, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Stop making fun of Trig!!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!!

Oh wait, this is the other one's kid …

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 27, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Trig would run circles around both of these two.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:25 pm

You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

No parkin' by the sewer sign…

chicken_thief September 27, 2011 at 4:44 pm

But he'd run really slow as he passed in front of the Megster's luscious funbags so he could scope them out and really fast as he passed Bristol in an attempt to avoid the smell of stale Levi juice jelled in her crotch.

orygoon September 27, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Republican spawn: their hope for the future.

I feel sorry for them! (not!)

ManchuCandidate September 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm

There are no winners in this story, only losers.

Gleem_McShineys September 27, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Well, RedState DID take an article down. That theoretically counts as a positive motion towards less ambient loserism in the universe, so, er, ipso fatsos, winner?

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2011 at 5:02 pm

No winners, but more than enough whiners.

Limeylizzie September 27, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Call me crazy, but I think Megs is nice, I loved it when she was flirting with my imaginary GF, Rachel Maddow.

horsedreamer_1 September 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm

I'd be the meat of that Pita (Rachel) and Pumpernickel (Meg) sandwich.

DashboardBuddha September 27, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Said it before and I'm sayin' it again…I love it when rightwingers feed on each other. Give 'em hell Meg!

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Water drippin' up the spout
But I dont care, let it all hang out

DashboardBuddha September 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm

OT, but why come we can't comment on the NPR not covering the wall street thingy?

glamourdammerung September 27, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Because they are scared they might hurt conservatives fragile feelings.

DashboardBuddha September 27, 2011 at 4:48 pm

I too welcome our Nice Polite Republican masters. :-\

glamourdammerung September 27, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Like everything else, "political correctness" and civility do not matter if the offender is a conservative/Republican/Teabagger/whatever else they are calling themselves this week to try to make everyone forget what failures at life they are.

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I've just been littering other posts with NPR stuff. E.g. Maybe Garrison Keillor will tape a show from there, and they'll have to air it.

fuflans September 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm

they just aired a story on the protests.

somebody must have showed up with a cool hat.

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm

You were told not to listen to that station anymore.

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Hey, someone needs to help them pay for that overstock of the "Nina Totenbag".

fuflans September 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm

i can't help it. i'm addicted to michele (one L!!!) norris's love of her own voice.

Nostrildamus September 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Blame the Sons of Knut.

fuflans September 27, 2011 at 4:16 pm

there is absolutely nothing about this kerfuffle that interests me.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Nobody knows what its all about
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

meatlofer September 27, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Me thinks she has 3 Boobs

Chichikovovich September 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm

One is her father.

jus_wonderin September 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Meghan McCain stars in this years number one hit, the remake of "The Girl with Something Extra". Sally Field makes a guest appearance.

glamourdammerung September 27, 2011 at 4:19 pm

This is one of those situations when you really hope there is a solution that makes both sides unhappy.

LettucePrey September 27, 2011 at 4:22 pm

And I still want to know whose dick got sucked to get her into Columbia.

DahBoner September 27, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Yeah, all the young kids can dig that crazy, angry, old guy from Panama who sleeps all day and crashes jets all night, who got rich by marrying a Piss Beer heiress.

Because he is one cool cat who lets it all hang out

widestanceshakedown September 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm

The real problem with the RedState faux-Meg article is that there were no headlight shots to look at while you're not reading her article, amirite straight guys?

Chichikovovich September 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm

OK, look, MM couldn't think her way out of a wet paper bag, but by Republican standards she's a fairly decent sort. And the dumbest thing she's ever written still has more intellectual heft than the smartest thing ever posted on Redstate. So I declare her the winner by TKO.

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Golf clap.

AlaskaGrrl September 27, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Cleavage. We needs cleavage.

DashboardBuddha September 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Cleavage! Cleavage! thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips

Nostrildamus September 28, 2011 at 12:17 am

Governor Christie on line 1.

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2011 at 5:10 pm

CNN chose Erick Erickson as a commentator when they could have hired bodacious ta-tas? Media fail.

mumbly_joe September 27, 2011 at 6:09 pm

It's like they're trying to emulate the Fox News model, but don't understand the Fox News model.

Negropolis September 28, 2011 at 12:38 am

They are too fucking lazy. CNN's in Atlanta and Erick is in Georgia (maybe Atlanta?), that's about the only reason he was given a contract. Kind of ironic for the network that covers international news better than any other American cable network; but their national coverage can leave much to be desired.

mumbly_joe September 27, 2011 at 5:32 pm

You know what? I'd still hit it.

Just to be clear, I mean, Meghs, not Erick son of A Disappointed Father.

GOPCrusher September 27, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Way to stick to your guns, RedState.

thefrontpage September 27, 2011 at 6:22 pm

MeKeggan McCant is a vapid, worthless, ignorant and juvenile poseur who knows very little about government, politics, civics, law, sociopolitical issues, education, transportation, defense, intelligence, justice, agriculture, economic and popular culture. She's a moron. Sue us, McCant!!

Warpde September 27, 2011 at 8:10 pm

I read some of the posts before the cyberspace monster ate them for lunch and trust me.
Any idiot and his dog, no offense to dogs, would have realized that they are way too intelligent , if your an idiot that is, to come from Megan.
Or any McCain.

Sharkey September 28, 2011 at 12:06 am

Perhaps you have never heard of a very fine food processor of French fries and potato products. Do not give their earnings over to dogs.

user-of-owls September 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm

why should [Erickson] get a … job?

This mere thing has completely reversed my outlook on any initiative designed to increase employment, since in theory such a policy could result in the above.

OWLS' JOB BILL: NO JOBS = NO ASSHOLES WITH JOBS.

not that Dewey September 28, 2011 at 1:56 am

We must destroy the labor market to save the labor market?

hilbillyheroine September 27, 2011 at 8:42 pm

As my 18 month old grandson would SCREAM, "boobies, boobies".

fitley September 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Reasonable people read Red State? Since when?

Redhead September 27, 2011 at 10:10 pm

Megs is suing people now for calling her stupid? Is she suing the whole world?

What about calling her Tits McGee, is that still okay?

AlterNewt September 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm

"It's a series of boobs".

Jukesgrrl September 28, 2011 at 1:48 am

FTW!

AlterNewt September 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Thanks. I think I'll use it again when I can beat the rush.

crybabyboehner September 27, 2011 at 11:00 pm

It doesn't matter if she is stupid, she has huge knockers.

Nostrildamus September 28, 2011 at 12:20 am

So vapid, and yet less vapid other several members of John McCain's 2008 entourage.

Negropolis September 28, 2011 at 12:22 am

Sorry, Kirsten. I'm with Meghan on this, just because Erick is such an insufferable asshole. Plus, didn't you get the memo? We kinda' like Megs.

widget2011 September 28, 2011 at 6:03 am

Walnuts can NEVER be forgiven from unleashing mouth breating, snowbilly grifting, mama grizzly on America. I'm actually in favor of sending him back to Vietnam, along with Chuck Norris's quasi ghostwriting idiot back for "re-education".

johnnyzhivago September 28, 2011 at 8:29 am

Erick Erickson ought to stick entirely to writing parody, because that was pretty funny.

ttommyunger September 28, 2011 at 11:08 am

Relax, Wonketeers. It is a well established fact that the "men" on the right are the most emotionally crippled, socially inept and sexually frustrated creatures on the Planet. Erick Erickson is just hot for Jugs, I mean Megs, and this is what he calls hitting on her, or foreplay or something.

BZ1 September 28, 2011 at 12:04 pm

"falsity", who talks like that? oh, I forgot, this is lawyerese …

Billmatic September 28, 2011 at 1:12 pm

It's pleasing to see the right chop down their own dullards, especially in a snarky way. Perhaps they're going to start separating the wheat from the chaff after they have their own John Kerry moment (i.e. lose a totally winnable election because of horrible candidate/the dumbs).

lulzmonger September 29, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Least appealing mud-wrestling scenario EVAR.

Best-case scenario = mutually assured destruction.

LettucePrey September 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Gah! I asked for that, didn't I?

One_who_wanders September 27, 2011 at 4:36 pm

That is me, making the obvious joke on the intertubes for way too long.

baconzgood September 27, 2011 at 4:53 pm

(Shudder). Someone sent me that. I'll tell you one thing. I've had alot of my friends send some pretty fucked up NSFW shit I've opened at work, but that actually made me squirm.

GunToting[Redacted] September 27, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Looks like a Rottweiler's chew toy.

One_who_wanders September 27, 2011 at 5:03 pm

I’ve been actively avoiding it. Though I am keeping the eyebleach at hand. My fear is that it will become the new Rick Roll. Only with more EVUL

trampndirtdown September 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Oooh now I want to see it.

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Do you think we can get Minnesota One L to start pronouncing her name as MEE-shell, as Norris does? She could send out a press release the way college football star Tony DOR-set did when he turned pro and demanded to have his name pronounced as dor-SETT.

Sharkey September 27, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Ah yes, the Shameless Commerce Division.

HistoriCat September 27, 2011 at 5:23 pm

It's a Wonkette thing.

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