POST-RACIAL AMERICA  2:27 pm September 26, 2011

Racist Bake Sale Proves College Republicans Are Annoying

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The gay race probably even gets free cupcakes.UC Berkeley College Republicans (newsflash: they have those!) want to make a serious point about how affirmative action is racist against white males, which they will accomplish by holding a bake sale that is racist against everyone else. Brilliant populism! The backdrop for this is a law proposed by California governor Jerry Brown that would allow state colleges to consider race and gender in applications, which in the reduced terms of a harebrained GOP student bake sale demonstration of “why this is bad” means that white male snack fiends have to pay $2 per cupcake, and everybody else pays a few quarters less for a baked good according to a randomly assigned scale of “this is how much less than a white guy you are worth.” Who can refute that kind of mathematical argument?

Asian-Americans? $1.50. Latinos? $1.00. Black people, oh, they are very cheap compared to white guys, they only pay $0.75. Ladies are worth 25 cents less than men across the board. Moral of the story: find the black ladies on campus, hippies! They will buy you cheap snacks.

From CNN:

“We agree that the event is inherently racist, but that is the point,” [Berkeley College Republican] President Shawn Lewis wrote in response to upheaval over the bake sale. “It is no more racist than giving an individual an advantage in college admissions based solely on their race (or) gender.”

Yes, eight black women are worth one white guy, is what they are trying to say, which is racist against white guys. UNASSAILABLE LOGIC. [CNN]

 

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{ 383 comments }

GunToting[Redacted] September 26, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Shouldn't the snacks for the black guy cost 3/5 of the "normal" price?

emmelemm September 26, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Shut the thread down, that fucking wins.

Infrogmation September 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

It's in the Constitution! It's in the Constitution!

Barb September 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Great, now I have to pretend to like minority people so I can get my hands on discounted festive buttery baked goods.

mrpuma2u September 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Just be sure to buy only the blond brownies and angel food cupcakes

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Blondies and angelfood are so blah compared to that delicious, rich, DARK chocolatey goodness, tho.

Guppy06 September 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm

They're being sold by Republicans. You know they're nothing but trans fats and HFCS.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm

And I wouldn't be surprised if the crunchy bits were 100% ground pig anus, instead of nuts.

MaxUdargo September 26, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Remember, being black isn't about something as superficial as your skin color. Blackness is based on something more profound and meaningful: the length of your penis.

Or, if you're a woman, then okay, your skin must be at least as black as Halle Berry's. But whose isn't?

ChuckieJesus September 29, 2011 at 10:33 pm

Or, if you're a woman, then okay, your skin must be at least as black as Halle Berry's. But whose isn't?

Shit, even low rent honkies like my husband are dingy compared to me. Blax and whites have been in the same families for several generations, now. You know how you end up looking like your spouse as you grow older? Yeah, kinda like that.

OC_Surf_Serf September 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm

UC Berkeley College Republicans

What, both of them?

Callyson September 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Berkeley alum here…Sadly, Cal's College Republicans were one of the more active groups, at least when I was there. Some kind of twisted rebellion against the prevailing liberal spirit on campus, perhaps. I like to think that the kids are in for the shock of their lives when they get to the real world and see what the Republicans have done to this nation. Or maybe I am just too optimistic…

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Haha, see what the Republicans have done to this nation. That will never happen.

superdave September 27, 2011 at 10:06 am

Yup. Another Cal alum here. The College Republicans were the most organized, active political group when I was a student too. I think because they're surrounded by unwashed hippie freaks they band together into a tight knit Fascist Youth Group or something.

WABishop September 27, 2011 at 10:53 am

Well, they ARE very efficient….

ChuckieJesus September 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm

Nothing like having wider society against you to make you band together harder. That's true for any subculture.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Put Niedermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit.

mumbly_joe September 26, 2011 at 4:29 pm

It's worth noing that there's UC Berkeley, and then the City of Berkeley. The City of Berkeley is the one that tried to ban army recruiters. UC Berkely is the one that employs John Yoo to teach people about International Law.

BerkeleyBear September 26, 2011 at 4:39 pm

When I was there, they liked to brag they were the biggest group on campus. Which was probably true, since 1) everyone with the slightest non-PC worldview (ie every straight white or asian male on campus) at some point was tempted to go to some event involving them and thus be counted as a "member", 2) it was a great beard for closeted/doubting gay guys (including, I'm pretty sure, their treasurer who was also my roommate one year (we were in a fraternity together, which it turns out was also a great beard for a number of folks) and 3) every other group was so damn specific (Hemp Enthusiasts for Eastern European Nuclear Security, Serbo-Croatian life sciences majors for ethical warfare, etc.) that none of them had critical mass.

I knew a bunch of them in college. This is exactly the bs they pulled back then (the less organized version of it was screaming shit at marchers in a Get Back the Night event – I'm still embarrassed I didn't beat the shit out of one asshole when I had the chance).

Tundra Grifter September 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm

More like a half-baked sale.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I think we went through this last week: EVERY day is false equivalency day!!!

MaxUdargo September 26, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Step 1: Sit down with your fellow young Republicans and think up the most obnoxious, inflammatory demonstration of assholery you can. Snicker.

Step 2: When everybody gets upset about your obnoxious, inflammatory demonstration, express shock at the "intensely violent reaction" and express fear and dismay that anonymous comments on your group's Facebook page contained death threats. Fan yourself with your hand. Shake your head in disappointment.

Step 3: Later attend conservative convention of some sort and be greeted as a hero for standing up to those who would impose "political correctness" on honest Americans simply trying to engage in civil discourse. Cry tears of sadness. Or snicker. Doesn't matter, you're a young Republican. All your emotions are sarcastic.

Chichikovovich September 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm

That's about right, except in this case you should replace step 1) with step 1*) Do the same tired crap that college Republicans have been doing since the 80s, back when Rush gave them the idea in the first place, and act like you're all original and daring.

flamingpdog September 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm

How does this affect Herman Cain?

BTWBFDIMHO September 26, 2011 at 3:02 pm

The invisible Hand will give him some Oreo cookies at 10 cents each, because there is no free lunch.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

He sells pizza not cupcakes.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Who cares?

guangho September 26, 2011 at 11:22 pm

$10.50

freakishlywrong September 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Racist Bake Sale Proves College Republicans Are Annoying
No proof needed.

AlterNewt September 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm

"Yes, eight black women are worth one white guy"

And where exactly can I make this exchange?

cheetojeebus September 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Dibs on that cocoa princess I sometimes see at the supermarket!

did i take it too far?

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Hon, you chase that Nubian Goddess to the ends of the earth. Just don't show her the Obama watermelon e-mails from Aunt Dolores.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

The thing I like most about Black women? They don't take shit from nobody. So you just go ahead and tell that li'l lady you got dibs on her.

It sure was nice knowing you!

snoopyfan2010 September 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm

Guess who's not coming to dinner.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 3:54 pm

I've got a white guy to trade…

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm

"Hi, I've got a white guy I'd like to get rid of, and heard you offer eight black women in exchange?"

I'd suggest you call your local branch of the Black Panthers, but pretty much any urban neighbourhood you make that offer in, you're bound to get results.

guangho September 26, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Why stop at 8?

ChuckieJesus September 29, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Usually when a company fires eight white guys, they get one black woman to do the work.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Oh, those poor white people. They are always getting the shit end of the stick.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm

I had to order another dozen lace-edged lawn handkerchiefs just yesterday to mop up all the tears I've shed over their plight.

ChuckieJesus September 29, 2011 at 10:36 pm

OK that made me literally LOL. Kudos.

OC_Surf_Serf September 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

With all the money we owe China because of Republican policies shouldn't Chinese-Americans get them for free?

(And seriously…a bake sale? Why not be a courageous example to other College Republicanss and just go Galt?)

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:09 pm

They haven't thought out their position, obvs. And they're not gonna go Galt. These tender little buds are Mummy's and Daddy's darlings. They come to Berkeley to go to school and their parents buy them a fucking condo and a sportscar so their privileged little asses won't have to worry about little details like rent and transportation. Within weeks, they wreck their cars because no one ever told them they need to get the oil changed, or pay their parking tickets, or park in permitted areas in order to reduce the risk of getting towed. Go Galt? Pah! It's a miracle they can wipe their asses without the maid.

weejee September 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Oh noes!!!1! There is a serious disturbance in the farce. A total Twinkie rebellion in Berkeley. Will the rascals get appropriately sprayed with canned icing to show them just what for?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Berkeley, which was once (like all other State schools) a place where working class people could send their kids, has now been taken over by these milksops who can afford to pay the increasing fees the Regents impose; and the working-class kids for whom it was built are increasingly not able to obtain a college education at all.

Sorry. Extra crabby and hateful today, in honour of impending medical appointments.

BerkeleyBear September 26, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Ah, Cal's still a good deal (if you can get in). It costs a lot more than it should, but that's still about 1/3 of what private schools cost. Of course, if I was a minority or poor student with really good grades/SATs, I'd apply to the Ivies or even the dreaded Stanfurd (rhymes with turd), because their endowments can actually make for a much cheaper college experience.

It also always had a core of white entitled douchebads (and some Asian douches for color). Exhibit A is {ete Wilson the double Cal grad turned governor who decided law and med school students should pay double since they'd make it back some day (public service be damned).

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I hate Pete Wilson with the heat of a thousand suns, may he develop incurable hemorrhoids and remain, ever after, unable to sit in comfort. But despite the fact that it costs 1/3 what private schools cost, working-class people simply can't afford a four-year degree there any more. Of course, working-class families can't afford to *live* in Brk anymore either, but that's another bitter rant for another time.

SexySmurf September 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

College Republicans have been doing these bake sales for years; they need to try something they've never done before. May I suggest sex (the consensual and/or heterosexual kind)?

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Or with someone their own age?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Oh, come on. If they REALLY wanted to raise big money they'd offer to be buggered by the entire progressive contingent of the greater Bay Area. They'd be rich overnight.

poncho_pilot September 26, 2011 at 5:04 pm

college republicans are not exactly creative types. they probably got a memo with instructions and diagrams.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Hasn't this stupid stunt been performed often by dumbass entitled racist white asshole college Republicans since at least the mid-90s?

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I think it's part of their "Rites of Passage."

not that Dewey September 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Yes, particularly by our favorite racist assclown James O'Keefe. I guess he has always been as funny as he is now.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:13 pm

They're not exactly original thinkers, nor creative in any way. They tend to take an idea, usually from lefties, and then flog it to a tired, cliched, and agonizing death slowly over the decades.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm

It's easy to be outraged over Affirmative Action when you've never been affected by it, because you've never had to actually go out and get a job.

Buzz Feedback September 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Asians can barter a free cello lesson and knock it down to 75 cents.

Tommmcattt September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Asians can barter whatever they want with me and get "it" free.

I've been working this way for the cause of freedom and equality for a long, long, time.

You're welcome, America.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Hmmm

MittsHairHelmet September 26, 2011 at 2:34 pm

"We agree that the event is inherently racist, but…" is basically the GOP platform.

LettucePrey September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Um, excuse me! Some of their best friends are black!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I'll bet they even let them use the toilet INSIDE their house.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:24 pm

As long as they clean after they are done.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Well … that's what they're *for,* right? I mean, they clean like nobody's business!

justkillmenow September 26, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Isn't affirmative action about access? If they really want to tell the story then white guys shouldn't be allowed to have any of the tasty baked goods. Chances are those guys are too fat already.

ProudLibunatic September 26, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Or, they should only let brown people make the goods, not let them have any, and give them away (free), to white people only.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

"UC Berkeley College Republicans (newsflash: they have those!)"

I don't believe it. I'm sure it's some kind of hip-ironic performance art group or something, kinda like how Talking Heads got started.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm

There's not a whole *lot* of them, or anything, but they exist. Mean, spiteful, hateful, unpleasant, attentionwhoring, addled little shits.

poncho_pilot September 26, 2011 at 5:08 pm

i think it's funny that they go to schools that are, well, liberal and then whine and moan about how liberal they are. well, not really funny. what's the word? dumb? i think that's it.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Where else could they attentionwhore as successfully? If they hung out with their own, they'd be lost in a sea of stupid attentionwhoring addled sluttage. Here, they get all the attention.

poncho_pilot September 26, 2011 at 7:27 pm

fair enough. so you think it's like a small pond/big fish kind of thing? but replace fish with "grain of sand" and pond with "vaseline".

SayItWithWookies September 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Now if only Yale and Harvard Business School had discriminatory policies against legacies and children of rich influental assholes the Dubya era never would've happened.

JustPixelz September 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Another factor in admissions decisions is SAT scores. The College Repubicans should adjust their prices for that too. Higher score = higher price. That would have the added benefit of discounts for their own members.

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm

I think some GOP is rubbing off on me. That took me a minute to see what you did there.

CZL September 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

The Young Conservatives of Texas pulled this shit at UT when I was there. I gave money to my POC buddies and had them buy me cookies. Then I gave them away and asked people to please remember to vote Green or Democrat in all elections.

freakishlywrong September 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

When did they start letting Republicans in to Berkley? Really, can we have one nice place that we don't have to share with conservatives? Something we can call our own?

GunToting[Redacted] September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Isn't John Yoo on the faculty?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Yup. That miserable prick clings on there like some fat, slugshaped alien lifeform, draining whatever is good and respectable right out of the school.

BerkeleyBear September 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Yep, but they stripped him of his rights to teach first year students (ie basically keep him caged for the like minded).

I've long told people that the most rabid right wingers can be found at the heart of places like Cal. It is a badge of honor thing. Now, the good news is that, like a lot of youthful rebellions, a fair number of people get better with time/exposure to the real world (just like a fair number of the far left nuts also moderate). The bad news is that a number don't, and become hate mongers (Max Boot comes to mind).

Thurman Munster IV September 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

It's called Madison, and I for one love it.

Mahousu September 26, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Well, except for that whole Scott Walker business.

Thurman Munster IV September 26, 2011 at 3:31 pm

We don't share shit with Walker. He gets booed out of restaurants here

Dr_Zoidberg September 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm

And this is exactly what is wrong with the Republicans. Instead of stating their opposition to policies in a mature, calm, well-stated manner, they go for the cheap shots designed to stir up trouble.

Idiots.

Oblios_Cap September 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I sat in a waiting room at a surgeon's office for 6and a half hours being subjected to FAUX "News". Christ, what a bunch of whiny-assed titty babies.

I think I lost at least 30 IQ points.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:19 pm

But why didn't you say something? I'll admit, I only started recently myself, but I now make it a policy to ask any business to change the channel. If they refuse, I tell them politely that I cannot give them my business any more. (Only one has refused so far.)

Oblios_Cap September 27, 2011 at 12:10 pm

i did and the Asshats in the room shouted me down. Amerca is full of fucking idiots.

PalinzADummy September 27, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Oh god I am SO sorry! Foolish of me to have made the assumption.

That's the kind of thing that just makes me want to pull out an AK-47 and let fly.

102415 September 30, 2011 at 11:41 am

I wouldn't let that person cut me open.

Pop_Socket September 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm

It's good training for the rest of their life.

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm

It is no more racist than giving an individual an advantage in college admissions based solely on their race (or) gender.

Yes, show me where this happens, and I'll buy the lot of your fucking cupcakes. Show me where a college student has EVER been admitted to a college SOLELY on the basis of race or gender. Please.

SayItWithWookies September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Bob Jones University. Now where are my cupcakes?

OneDollarJuana September 26, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Here are your cupcakes! That'll be $2 each, please.

fuflans September 26, 2011 at 4:13 pm

wow you totally faked me out with your avatar.

FakaktaSouth September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

This is so stupid. Shouldn't they just make more muffins that are only FOR black people, instead of making the prices different? Cause I didn't get a girl discount with my diploma, I just got to be there cause I had a vagina. Right? Stupid racists can't even make their points correctly.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

In my experience, chicks can get a lot by using their vagina.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

In any given relationship, the girlz have half the brains and all the pussy.

FakaktaSouth September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Dude, you know this. Specially if there's a sweet bouncy rack to go with – talk to your girl…I didn't get the deal I got by keeping these things to myself…

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Oh, I know. It turns out I am extremely susceptible. I have been gotten, myself, too many times to count.

OneDollarJuana September 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Actually, they get an awful lot just by hinting that they might use their vaginas.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm

You don't want to start negotiations by spilling just how far you are willing to go,

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Spilling, eh? I'd say the negotiation's over right there.

Goonemeritus September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Only a true evil genius could turn something as wholesome and wonderful as a cupcake into a vehicle for hate speech.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm

BETTY CROCKER LIBEL!!!!

102415 September 30, 2011 at 11:46 am

Then you didn't see the Drunken Negro cookie at the now closed down NYC bakery that was produced the day after Obama won the election.
No, I won't provide a link to The Villager photo.

flamingpdog September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

No discount for teh gheys?

GunToting[Redacted] September 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Who do you think did all the baking?

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Don't worry, the College Republicans already ate their cupcakes back in the closet.

Chichikovovich September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

These Republicans – so behind the times. I was reading the same crap in the 80s and it didn't make sense then. OK, get a clue, whiners: a) Today (not 30 years ago, today) the top schools would be 75% female if the admissions offices didn't put their thumbs heavily on the scale in order to admit enough men to get a 50% gender balance. b) At most schools, but especially the top California schools, whites benefit significantly from affirmative action at the cost of Asians.

So you better adjust your prices a bit: Asians are at the top, and being a woman college applicant hurts relative to being a man. Now you may feel that is unfair too – more power to you. But lose the crybaby tone of poor oppressed white guy please. If it were not for affirmative action, some Asian woman currently at Irvine would have gotten into Berkeley and you'd be at Cal State Chico.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm

But the conservatives know that gender-based admissions hurt men, because having a penis magically makes you smarter while a vagina makes one good at cooking and cleaning but not at anything brainy.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Just like having teh white skin magically makes you able to make speeches without a teleprompter, while … etc.

Pres.LibunaticBrox September 26, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Unfortunately that didn't work out so well for Kim Delaney the other night.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Hey, I didn't say *I* held that ret@rded belief. It's the teabaggers that are making all the teleprompter comments.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm

It's cool, though–women's smaller feet allows them to get closer to the stove and the sink, so win?

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 5:44 pm

My vagina IS a great cook, I'll give you that much.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Better pot at Chico!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm

That's what some of the SW guys at this one company told me. Dumbasses ended up getting bought out by Peachtree, so much for their good pot.

Diabeetis September 26, 2011 at 5:19 pm

I was just about to say the same thing: it would have been more realistic if these idiots charged Asians the most.

Pres.LibunaticBrox September 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm

I'd rather be at Humboldt State myself. Much better weed.

Doktor Zoom September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Oh, this is so very, very modern and original…except that rightwing douchebags were doing this in the 80s and 90s, too.

Hope these guys wore their parachute pants!

smitallica September 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Yet more proof that conservatives, no mater how young or old they are, just don't fucking get it.

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

If they got it, they wouldn't be conservative.

LetUsBray September 26, 2011 at 9:55 pm

Except when they pay rent boys for it.

Maman September 26, 2011 at 2:39 pm

What a fractious bunch of gits.

LettucePrey September 26, 2011 at 2:39 pm

What price do students of mixed race get?

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I'm sure they have some kind of sliding scale, like they did back in the slave days-octoroons, quadroons, mustees, all that kind of racist bullshit. Lucky for them Tiger Woods went to Stanford and not Berkely, or their little heads would have exploded at the CaBlInAsian thing.

genxr September 26, 2011 at 3:03 pm

BLOOD QUANTUM LIBEL!!11!1!

rahelio September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Or like in South Africa where they had a "brown paper bag" test, here they just hold up a cupcake to the black kid's face. "if your skin is darker than this chocolate frosting, you get $.25 off!"

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm

So the mixed-race gets to buy the macaroons. Is that what you're saying?

genxr September 26, 2011 at 5:19 pm

My macaroon is white on the left side and black on the right side. Not like his, which is black on the left side.

finallyhappy September 26, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Frank Gorshin, is that you?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm

I remember that ST episode!

OneDollarJuana September 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I don't know what they pay, but the cupcakes they get are the chocolate/vanilla swirly kind.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Can we white women buy chocolate cupcakes, if we can do we have to eat them somewhere in secret?

Not_So_Much September 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Indeed. But we vanilla men would appreciate it if you'd perpetuate the myth that the chocolate are not bigger! Thanks for your support.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Those vanilla ones are just so filling.

Not_So_Much September 26, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Sweet (see what I did there?)!

That sounds waayy better than 'maneuverable', or 'cute in its own way'…

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Are the chocolate cupcakes really bigger?

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm

They all leave crumbs in bed.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Win.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:30 pm

As long as you don't take the cupcake across state lines.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 26, 2011 at 2:40 pm

But if I send my black maid to get my cupcake, I would get a discount, correct?

zappadoo76 September 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Your black maid would get cupcakes for free, since blacks only pay 25 cents, and women get a 25 cent discount. Just tell your maid to get four cupcakes. Let her keep one of them, and give me one as a tip for having the idea. You get the other two. This problem will be on your LSAT exam.

AlterNewt September 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Cupcake math is hard.

jus_wonderin September 26, 2011 at 3:14 pm

"This problem will be on your LSAT exam."

In this problem, are the cupcakes on trains?

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:25 pm

She will have to eat hers in a separate but equal facility.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Oh, thats like when you incorporate a business with your wife as majority shareholder so you can bid on those minority set-aside contracts, the Republicans would have no problem with that, whatsoever.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Why do these guys have to be such douches in college? I mean, there's plenty of time for them to become total unreconstructed dickheads once they graduate.

HistoriCat September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

And do they still wear those idiotic straw hats? Because that just makes me want to punch them in the nuts.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:26 pm

"Huck Finn" straw hats or "Gilded Age Snake Oil Salesman" straw hats?

HistoriCat September 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Snake Oil Salesman of course. Although I keep thinking of the Music Man episode of the Simpsons … same kind of sliminess I suppose.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm

I don't know how to tell you this, Baldar, but these guys were dicks in *kindergarten.*

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

They had 18 years of indoctrination to doucheness.

Rotundo_ September 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Because a higher education allows them to be exposed to new ideas and critical thinking. And then shit all over them and the people with them and act like the entitled selfish rubes their parents raised them to be. Most of these dweebs are destined for work with daddy in the family business or some other cozy little gig that doesn't require them to think or work too much for a nice check and a healthy slice of the pie. They are legacy types just like Dubya, only on a lower evolutionary glidepath heading downward.

Barb September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Once you go black forest cupcake, you never go back.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Can I just lick the frosting?

Barb September 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Only if you let me watch.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I think we can just smear it all over ourselves and let only the libs lick it off.

DaRooster September 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm

PICK ME!!

Barb September 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Gosh, where will we find libs who are willing to lick icing off our bodies?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Oh, my. Do I have to keep my pants on for this?

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Mine are around my ankles already!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 5:29 pm

What an enthusiastic fellow! If I didn't know better, I'd suspicion as you might have some experience with these two lovely ladies.

proudgrampa September 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I can't believe this is the 21st century. We're still going over this shit.

rahelio September 26, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Turns out that "post-racial" didn't mean America had gotten rid of all its racists, just that white people could cared even less about racism than they did before.

DaRooster September 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Pot Brownies or GTFO!

SheriffRoscoe September 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Openly admitting that your publicity stunt is inherently racist, in order to deflect criticism that it is racist. Clever!

littlebigdaddy September 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Stoners should be charged double their usual price, since they will enjoy it that much more.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Thats the hedonic value adjustment! The same thing that says there is no inflation happening, because we just enjoy these new ipads soooo much that they are actually worth more than the old ones, and therefore are worth more, and therefore, cost less, rather than more, compared to how orgasmic they make us feel.

Thurman Munster IV September 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

How does this affect the Jews?

Pat_Pending September 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Everyone hates them. At least that's what Tom Lehrer says.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm

But it's National Brotherhood Week!

SexySmurf September 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Look at the mark-up; Jews would never buy those cupcakes.

Oblios_Cap September 26, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Thank gawd! I kinda expected some kind of half-baked oven jokes.

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Not at retail, anyway.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Holy shit, did I channel you? I can't believe this. I'm letting my comment stand as a humiliating reminder to myself to READ THE FUCKING THREAD FIRST. Thank you. (runs away, sniveling)

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm

It was just your inner Yiddishkeit.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Not at retail, anyway.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm

They are restricted from this restaurant.

102415 September 30, 2011 at 11:54 am

Those cupcakes are for selling not eating.

Chillwaver September 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

UC Berkeley College Republicans is also holding another event called How Many Collars Can You Pop?

prommie September 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

David Horowitz is still alive? This is vintage Horowitz idiocy. What is he doing now, wandering from campus to campus and just screetching about the liberal oppression of conservatives in the quad in front of the Library, like Brother Jed Smock?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Is that the Brother Jed who used to scream about Teh Homosexuals?

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Turn, don't burn. This campus is a hotbed of fornnnnnnn-iiiii-cation.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Ah, yes. Quite the screamer, as I recall. Must have been fantasizing on all that damned fornication.

LetUsBray September 26, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Of Brother Jed and Sister Cindy? Man, that takes me back, line a pile of disgusting dishes in the sink.

Doktor Zoom September 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Following the bake sale, the College Republicans marched to the baseball field, occupied third base, and announced "We hit a triple!!!"

orygoon September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

If I were a Berkeley professor, I know what grade I would assign this little project.

DaRooster September 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm

F-udge?

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Why don't they make it interesting. Any one who's parents work at a hedge fund or who make over a million dollars, pay only 15% of the price. Those with middle class parents pay full price. Those who are poor or a minority would pay a discount, but they won't be allowed anywhere near campus. That seems a little more like reality.

Doktor Zoom September 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Black students are allowed to purchase cupcakes, but they will be watched very closely any time they are near the table, and as they leave, will be asked to show their receipt.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:36 pm

That's definitely MUCH more like reality as I know it! One of my partner's kids (now grown) looks totally white to me, except he has nappy hair. You would not believe the difference between how HE was treated and the younger kid (who has straight hair but darker skin colour, like mine) was treated when shopping in dept stores. Infuriating.

SexySmurf September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

If their parents work at a hedge fund or who make over a million dollars, the government would probably pay for the cupcake.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

The poor and the middle class have a discount, but in exchange for a five- or six-figure debt once they graduate. And probably no job from which to earn money to pay it.

WABishop September 27, 2011 at 11:01 am

How about basing it on the percent of your tuition, fees and living expenses that were paid by some other party, like your parents? Merit-based scholarships and student loans not included.

hfpw September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

So, find a Native American woman, she gets free cakes, she 'buys' all the cakes and distributes them to everyone else – thus a) proving that there are advantages to affirmative action and b) bankrupting the campus republican group. It's a win-win!
Of course the main reason they are selling for free to native american women is most likely because there are none on campus.

Ducksworthy September 26, 2011 at 2:45 pm

We agree that the event is inherently racist, but that is the point. It's fortunate that the only people who have ever experienced racism are young white me and only to the extent that it mildly hurt their feelings which felt a lot like how they imagine the fire hoses and dogs felt to their negro predecessors or whatever. Scum.

genxr September 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Don't forget the murder and wholesale riots and burning down entire neighborhoods because some kid looked at a white woman the wrong way. That feels a lot like hurt feelings.

Funny how these same people want to hold all muslims responsible for 9/11 but don't want all white southerners held responsible for decades of evil perpetrated and condoned by all of them.

Someone recently told me to get over, that "we (the south) got rid of separate drinking fountains a long time ago." I had to tell him that no you didn't, the federal government did, over the South's loud and violent objections.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:37 pm

That's why we have Pete Hoekstra.

Nostrildamus September 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Free victim card with every cupcake!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Only if you're white. If you're black, you get a free fire hose in the face and a pack of snarling dogs and cops with truncheons who will beat the shit out of you if you try to eat that cake.

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 10:45 pm

That is so true, I wanna cry.

PalinzADummy September 27, 2011 at 1:43 pm

No time to cry, sweetheart. Let's work to change it, instead.

orygoon September 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Someone should point out to the little fuckers that they stole every one of those cupcakes from the Native Americans, and look at who gets all the money?

baconzgood September 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm

“We agree that the event is inherently racist, but that is the point,”

-Tea party Rally-

EatsBabyDingos September 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm

If you are a Koch brother, they give you a $100 with the cupcake. And a blowjob.

Lascauxcaveman September 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm

What I'm getting here are the delicious chocolate cupcakes are cheaper than the boring vanilla ones. I'm good with this.

Blueb4sunrise September 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Where in the GOP maths does this fit in with the outrage over the Justice Dept. spending $16 for muffins, coffee and fruit?

finallyhappy September 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I once paid $15 for a bagel and coffee at a Los Angeles hotel- 1 bagel, some eh cream cheese and a cup of coffee. Why isn't someone investigating that!!!

Nostrildamus September 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Ya' know, Ronald Reagan knew how to deal with Berkeley trouble-makers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Park#.22B

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Good times.

I swear I didn't see the following posting when I wrote this.

x111e7thst September 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Back when we used to beat guys like these with sticks. Good times, good times.

OneDollarJuana September 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Now they spray them with pepper spray. #occupywallstreet

Rotundo_ September 26, 2011 at 6:10 pm

A good hickory axe handle is a handy thing, you don't really want the head, just the handle, lighter and more aerodynamically shaped than a baseball bat, a good reach and with sufficient mass to let the bastards know you mean business. Maple works well too, a bit more dense and weighty, but workable as an alternate.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:36 pm

It wasn't that long ago that some SFPD cop destroyed Dolores Huerta's spleen with a well-aimed baton blow. These protestors are not getting ANYthing like what we used to get back when. It's not great being pepper-sprayed, but it's much worse losing your spleen from a violent beating.

Not_So_Much September 26, 2011 at 2:51 pm

This 'upheaval' is making me upheave.

Can we just agree that college republican leadership (likely) have significant sexual identification issues and ignore them?

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Whenever my school's LGBT club was planning our end-of-the-year mixer, we always made a point to send out the first invitation to the campus Republicans. Guaranteed a good turnout.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 5:06 pm

I'd bet the Venn is a perfect circle.

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Set theory ftw.

Oblios_Cap September 26, 2011 at 2:51 pm

This stunt seems better suited for Pepperdine.

DashboardBuddha September 26, 2011 at 3:29 pm

or Yoyodyne

Lascauxcaveman September 26, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Pierce Inverarity 2012!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:37 pm

John Littleberries, is that you?

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Way back when, in 1975, when I was 16 and didn't really know shit, I was accepted at Pepperdine; between scholarship and parents, it was gonna be a free ride. And hey, college at Malibu? I mean, it's all Beach Boys all the time on the Muzak, right? Ended up blowing it off for a variety of reasons, but occasionally wonder what kind of horrible turn I might have made had I attended. Of course, I probably would have stoned/flunked myself right out during the first semester.

proudgrampa September 26, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Frankly, i am not surprised that this came out of Berkeley. My impression is that it has become somewhat elitist over the years.

As I say, just an impression.

Neoyorquino September 26, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Oh, let them have their cupcakes. They need some consolation. What are the odds that any of the UC Berkeley College Republicans have gotten laid by their fellow co-eds this semester?

genxr September 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm

With this publicity and the Ann Coulter pin-up on their dorm room walls, slim to none.

DashboardBuddha September 26, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Do prostitutes count?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:38 pm

They'd have a hard time getting one of those, even.

Neoyorquino September 26, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Mmmm. The frosting tastes like crippling loneliness.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nought.

The closest they've ever gotten to a cunt is being called one by everyone who knows them.

RedneckMuslin September 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm

I 8 1 2

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Overture?

RedneckMuslin September 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm

No, I (eye) 8 (ate) 1 (one) 2 (too)

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Oh, then Overbite.

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 10:54 pm

No. War of.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm

What are they going to do with the proceeds? Rent an F-150 and a James Byrd lookalike actor for a "Jasper Texas Reenactment" for the homecoming parade?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:40 pm

Given the minuscule likelihood that any of them ever got laid, more likely they'll either try to spend it on a prostitute, or beer, to drown their sorrows in.

Since most prostitutes charge at least enough for one crack rock, and they're not likely to raise THAT much, my money's on beer.

genxr September 26, 2011 at 3:07 pm

It's a fair point, and there's only one way to make it right. We'll have to brutally oppress Republicans, lynching and murdering them at will, for, say, the next 80 years. Then we give them a discount on cupcakes.

Oblios_Cap September 26, 2011 at 3:39 pm

I like the cut of your jib, mate.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Can we give them the right to vote, but threaten them with physical violence if they try to use it?

genxr September 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm

One thing we can learn from the South: If you go straight to beating and lynching and shooting and burning down neighborhoods, there's really no need to threaten anyone.

ProudLibunatic September 26, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Or make them produce a state issued ID card?

glamourdammerung September 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Going to need some construction cranes and some good chain because they got a lot of fatties and rope just can not handle that kind of weight.

Wonderthing September 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm

For too long white people have been forced to take jobs that are decent and reasonably paid. They have settled into communities with a more than adequate police force, fire department and sanitation disposal company. Their children are cruelly driven in Mercedes SUVs to classrooms with teachers that care about them. It's time we stood up and looked down on the bottom class, and said, we want more of the same and you guys should cough up the bucks. As in NOW.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:29 pm

They already have do. It's call the Internal Revenue Code and it's protection of the "job creators".

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 4:10 pm

The great thing about American racism is that we've gotten most white people to identify with the small percentage of white people who actually live like that. The morons even think that most of the poor are brown, and most browns are poor! And lots of browns think all white people are rich, too, but even if it were true, there's not a goddamned thing they can do about it. The revolution practically counters itself!!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm

I hate to be the one to break it to ya, but they already look down on us.

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Can we get on to the literally dozens of more important stories? For example, the Big Fat White Hope:
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/the-big

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I dunno, Chet. Seems like most of the 'big' stories are handled by Ken, and are usually written in a manner that has me being put on hold when I call the suicide hotline. Easing into the week with the "child's play" material may be better for the group mental health here.

Nostrildamus September 26, 2011 at 3:25 pm

"Chris Christie Boomlet" sounds like a gastric accident.

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 3:32 pm

That's when you have eaten so much at one sitting that a loop of herniated intestine literally strangles both testicles.

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Gurgle.

genxr September 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Looks like he had a Denver Boomlet with extra bacon.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Yeah, an entire pig's worth.

widestanceshakedown September 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm

It's going to be a tough job seeing the money behind Christie.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:45 pm

We'll just have to cut him down to size, dear.

Geminisunmars September 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm

The money behind Christie is the fast food industry. They want that Michelle Obamer out of there before she can ruin them totally.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 4:49 pm

He really is such a big fat fuck, its ludicrous. He wears his pants at the level of his underarms, becuse his stomach extends up to his 4th chin. And a mean, nasty, vengeful, crude, bombastic, angry angry narcissist. He's just fucking horrible in all ways. Cronied-up, corrupt, mean as a snake.

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 5:04 pm

He even snores when he is awake.

prommie September 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm

When he sits around the Statehouse, well, you know.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 5:16 pm

He is what they aspire to, because you know if he was from or in a lower social caste, he'd be in that Hoveround right next to them.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Admit it. You like him. Just a little. In that sick, mean, hentai sort of way.

Rotundo_ September 26, 2011 at 6:21 pm

Isn't that last word misspelled? Big Fat White Dope makes sense, but Hope? Not so much. Besides which the fat jokes would cause him to keel anyhow. I can see the headlines now: The Incredulous Bulk vs. Barry, any hack could riff on this for weeks and not run out of material. Sorta like Christie's pants! Oh! I keed, I keed! They'll have to remodel all the toilets in the whitehouse to fit Christie's ass, yep, anyone could just go on and on and on and on………

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Damn, you're good at this. Is it wrong of me to admit I LOLed loud enough to scare one of the cats right out of my crotch (where she was sleeping peacefully)?

Monsieur_Grumpe September 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm

This reminds me of a time where I was admiring a bumper on a rusty vehicle that was festooned with rabid right wing stickers. While reading them and chuckling the apparent owner came up to me and asked if the stickers offended me. I said “Not really, is that what you are trying to do?” He replied “Yes.”
I responded” Well, I always said, everyone should have a hobby.” He seemed to be puzzled by this and drove off without saying anything else. This bake sale is not so much an attempt to make a point; they just like being offensive.

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:46 pm

They do tend to go out of their way to try to provoke a reaction. Then they can play the victim card.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:14 pm

If Stanford Student, Dread Scott, was to travel to Berkeley and attempt to purchase a cupcake would he be returned to Stanford without his purchase (nor any for his wife and two kids) since he could not rightfully claim to be a student at a public institution?

Radiotherapy® September 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I am absolutely sure Roger B. Taney would have been a fine Young Republican.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Taney would clearly see that denying the purchase of cupcakes would clearly negate Brown’s attempt at affirmative action.

Radiotherapy® September 26, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Shouldn't this be called a Bakke Sale?

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Multi-fist for THAT. Fookin' 'ell.

Flat_Earther September 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm

An outstanding reference…

ProudLibunatic September 26, 2011 at 6:51 pm

I must be getting on in years, cause THAT was my first thought.

(You know, a REAL issue. Not this whiny little stunt.)

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:49 pm

BraVO!

Mahousu September 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

You have to understand, for a Republican to attend Berkeley, he [no point in "he or she"] has to be obnoxious, or clueless, or (preferably) both.

In other words, an average Republican.

Oblios_Cap September 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm

For example, see seven posts down.

L188188 September 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm

There is nothing as irritating as a puerile, sniveling, self-entitled "college republican". Think James O'Keefe or these Berkeley wankers and try to hold your gorge down.

imissopus September 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Meh. I seem to recall someone bringing to light that James O'Keefe was involved in one of these in his wild and crazy Rutgers days, which pretty much says it all.

rickmaci September 26, 2011 at 3:19 pm

They've had their panties in a twist since they found out their snowbilly sweetheart had a history of going all Mandingo fevery white on Rice and so the only way to soothe their poofter souls was to bake twinkies or something. Stay in the closet boys, much safer world for you in there. Have fun with yourself in the dark.

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

It must be so tough being a rich, white, heterosexual male in America.

Excuse me while I go get fired from my job for talking openly about my partner, and then get refused from the blood mobile because I've seen another man's penis in the past 20 years.

Callyson September 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

I was going to suggest giving a contribution to this group to balance this crap out: http://caldems.com/
But I don't see a link on their site to do so. Instead, we can like them on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/caldems?sk=notes
Also–if anyone gets food poisoning (thanks to cutbacks in the budgets of those who inspect our food) I hope they sue the pants off these Reeps…

jus_wonderin September 26, 2011 at 3:24 pm

“It is no more racist than giving an individual an advantage in college admissions based solely on their race (or) gender.”

In other words, my Daddy's money talks and that is all that matters.

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 3:31 pm

My question is just what have the democrat members of the Congresssional Black Caucus done to improve the quality of life of constituents in their predominantly black districts?

When was the last time any one of them spoke out about:
Saggy pants, gold teeth, fake gold chains, wearing monogrammed sports hoodies, gangsta mentality, wearing hats with sales tags off to one side, having babies without supporting them, speaking ebonics, calling each other ni@@a, unprotected sex with multiple partners, calling women 'hoes', heffers, and bi-tches.

And they won't speak out. When you ask them about these things, they tell the world, "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand". Of course we can't understand, they can't speak English half the time.

If anyone needs proof of the disparity between their socialist democrat leaders, look how well their leaders dress versus their constituents. Black leaders have perfected the socialist agenda for their race down to just two classes: the rich, privilaged, few and the poor uneducated masses. When was the last time a member of the black caucus sought legislation to build a black college in any one of their districts?

Black leaders claim the republicans and the Tea Party are the enemy. Yet, they've built their fortune on the same party that supported slavery in the Civil War and attempted to defeat the Civil Rights Act of 1964. How ironic.

If their looking for Uncle Toms in the GOP, they're looking in the wrong place. Just look in the mirror. Their hooking their own people on EBT's. It keeps their votes secured.

Oh, and while they politcally correct the rest of us preferring to call themselves African-American, they envoke their ignorance of the fact their own race uses the terms:

Congressional BLACK Caucus,
National Association of the Advancement of COLORED PEOPLE,
and calling each other NI@@ER.

Instead of marching against discrimination from other races as they claim, they should be marching against their own leaders minding the plantation.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Uh, I think you made a wrong turn in Albakoykee—Red State is thataway. →

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Red state is still on the big screen? I'll just pirate it.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Hey it's been a while since a Breitard came by and started spouting off openly racist bullshit. I haven't missed it; now fuck off shithead.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I was frantically casting about for the downfist, until I remembered that we're in a new era.

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Just let the fucker count his unearned +1.

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I know. I'd love to see a down fist(thumb)

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I cum by all the time .get my splooge out of your eyes and you could see it.

Radiotherapy® September 26, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Racist troll says what?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Nobody cares.

Chichikovovich September 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Hey there, lil' feller. (You don't mind if I call you "lil' feller", do you?) There isn't a single thing you've written that people here haven't seen a hundred times from more accomplished racist trolls than you. Your sole claim to originality is your uncommonly poor spelling. (Three 's' 'es in "Congresssional" was an imaginative touch, and "privilaged" is one I've never seen before.)

But I believe that criticism should be constructive. You should be aware that it detracts from the effect of a message meant to mock poor African-Americans for purportedly poor English if it is overflowing with obvious spelling mistakes and atrocious grammar. So spend some time revisiting your grade school grammar and spelling books, and pay special attention to the distinction between "they're" and "their", which is frankly a pretty basic one. So bone up a bit and I'm sure with a bit of work you'll be able to offend people and make them angry, rather than make them laugh at you and regard you as pathetic. Which is what they do now.

You know I'm just telling you this because I care. Good luck lil' feller.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I like how he thinks that Congressmen should seek to set up "a black college". Someone doesn't seem to know that, despite the best efforts of assholes like him, segregation has been outlawed and there are no "black college" anymore; there's a reason people the former black colleges are now called "HISTORICALLY black colleges" instead; they're just colleges now, that once served a very important purpose for the victims of segregation.

Chichikovovich September 26, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Ah, good point. I wrote too quickly. In addition to the even-worse-than-usual spelling, that bit about "no black colleges in the district" was also completely new to me. Too dumb even for most of the racist trolls.

Sorry, lil' feller: I should have given you a bit more credit.

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 4:22 pm

I got me all A's in spelling. It's the COPY and PASTE that I do, without reading what I copied for errors. That is my problem.LOL

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:53 pm

I'm sure he's a *very* little feller, if you get my drift, and I believe you do.

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Jesse Helms? I thought you were dead!

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm

I am. Why did you dig me up and put me in your bed?

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Figured I'd lob you a mercy fuck. No one did it while you were alive, that's for sure.

ragnarok4msm September 26, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Awesum Lama Lakum

SexySmurf September 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Saggy pants, gold teeth, fake gold chains, wearing monogrammed sports hoodies, gangsta mentality, wearing hats with sales tags off to one side, having babies without supporting them, speaking ebonics, calling each other ni@@a, unprotected sex with multiple partners, calling women 'hoes', heffers, and bi-tches.

You need to stop watching so many rap videos and go actually meet a real black person.

And while we're on the subject, what is up with those videos that say "To be continued…" but they're never continued. I've been waiting 15 years for the second part of "California Love."

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Can someone please explain to me how "saggy pants" (wtf? are we in 1993?) have systematically held the black man back?

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Along with "fake gold chains", I guess we're bank in the disco years now. And I've certainly never seen a white suburban teen wearing saggy pants, no not ever.

Is "wearing hats with sales tags off to one side" a stereotype now? I have never heard that before.

Fare la Volpe September 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Black men do love their Minnie Pearl.

mumbly_joe September 26, 2011 at 4:50 pm

This. I live in El Barrio, and there were at least three places in there where I just stopped and thought ot myself, what the everloving fuck is this cracker on about?

BarackMyWorld September 26, 2011 at 5:49 pm

I think part 2 was "Check Yo Self" and shows Ice Cube in prison.

SexySmurf September 26, 2011 at 6:21 pm

I'm afraid you wrecked yourself. "Check Yo Self" was the sequel to "It Was A Good Day." "California Love" was the Pac and Dre video inspired by Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (filmed on the actual set). It ends with Pac waking up from a dream.

I'm white and grew up in the 90s so I know everything about rap.

BarackMyWorld September 27, 2011 at 12:28 am

Oh, that's right.

Here's the "California Love" second part. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDVhDGRWng

CapnFatback September 26, 2011 at 4:18 pm

When was the last time any one of them spoke out about:
Saggy pants, gold teeth, fake gold chains, wearing monogrammed sports hoodies, gangsta mentality, wearing hats with sales tags off to one side, having babies without supporting them, speaking ebonics, calling each other ni@@a, unprotected sex with multiple partners, calling women 'hoes', heffers, and bi-tches.

Oh, hey, I know this! These are lyrics to the Teabagger version of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Only in their version, they DO claim to have started the fire, in the shape of a cross, on their black neighbor's lawn.

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Oh, I could fist you all day for this.

CapnFatback September 26, 2011 at 7:30 pm

THAT would explain my Chesire-approved grin.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:55 pm

^^ this ^^

GOPCrusher September 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Wow. The "Democratic Plantation" meme?
Maybe you should take this to your nearest A.M.E. church and let us know how that works out for you.

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Oh for fuck's sake.

finallyhappy September 26, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Bullshit

glamourdammerung September 26, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Cut and Paste: even easier than having to think for yourself!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:55 pm

You have no idea how difficult thinking is, for them.

glamourdammerung September 26, 2011 at 9:11 pm

It would help to see one of them think at least once just for a demonstration at least.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Just imagine constipated old Senator Johnny McCaincient trying to take a shit. Much grunting and straining for very little in the way of results.

Rotundo_ September 26, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Oh aren't we a special one! Just chock full of regurgitated racist talking points today aren't we. Well you have a great day, bless your soul, and good luck out there. Thanks for taking time out of your day to share with us, it's always good to see that the same sad talking points are still there like a pair of comfy old shoes, just waiting for the next generation of racist half wits to barf up for attention.

Eve8Apples September 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Dumbass College Republicans. Everyone knows brown people don't buy cupcakes from whitey – they steal them and pistol whip whitey in the process.

grex1949 September 26, 2011 at 3:35 pm

If it's so difficult to be admitted to Berkley, tell me how these Young Republican fuck-tards make the cut?

GeorgiaBurning September 26, 2011 at 4:09 pm

They're admitted as a minority- not being Asian, hispanic or female. Remember, this is UC Berkeley, not the Citadel

AJWjr. September 26, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Legacy.

owhatever September 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I wanted to participate in this much-needed protest, but had a tennis appointment at the same time with my personal trainer. So I ordered several dozen muffins from that little Jew bakery to be distributed (turned a nice profit), and rented a stretch Hummer limo to carry the costume, which was worn by my butler, Heaves. Just like when George Washington fired the first shot for freedom at the Concorde on 9/11/1777, we all must sacrifice for freedom and equality.

widestanceshakedown September 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm

CC/2012 : 2Big2Fail

mumbly_joe September 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

To be fair, with a few refinements, we could turn something like this from a trite, vaguely racist Republican idiocy into an actually apt analogy. For example, if:

*For the past 20 years, any black person caught with baked goods was brutally murdered and had his baked goods confiscated.

*For the past 20 years, any white person caught sharing his baked goods with a black person was probably also murdered and had his baked goods confiscated.

*For the past 20 years, any black and white people trying to room together as inter-racial roommates were summarily murdered and had their baked goods confiscated.

*The college republicans have, in the past few months, started coming to campus armed, because they accuse president of the university (who is the university's first black president, in this analogy) of being a secret Kenyan who wants to take away all of the white peoples' baked goods.

See, now we're getting somewhere!

ingloriousbytch September 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm

How much do crackers cost?

Pat_Pending September 26, 2011 at 3:57 pm

This is lame. The designer cupcake craze is SO 2009…

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I'd love to assail their "logic." Preferably with something pointy and sharp. Fucking dimwits.

genxr September 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Abe Lincoln must be proud.

Eve8Apples September 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Here's the way it works in the real world:

The latinos, women and black people work in the bakery at 5 cents per hour making cupcakes. They have no health insurance, no paid vacation, no paid sick leave and no 401(k). Because the latinos, women and black people have to work for a living, their income is taxed at 35%. The white boys then sell the cupcakes to them for $1.00+ each. Because the white boys don't have to work for a living, their capital gains are taxed at 15%. When the white boys mismanage the bakery and drive the bakery to near financial collapse, the latinos, women and black people have to bail out the white boys' bakery because they're "too big to fail." The white boys then take their bailout money and attend a tea party rally where they bitch about socialism.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:57 pm

I am not permitted to award you the many, many upfists this comment deserves.

GeorgiaBurning September 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Save this idea for the next time the Repubs need to fund a war, the proportions of payment can stay the same. How many cupcakes will it take to buy an aircraft carrier?

AlaskaGrrl September 26, 2011 at 4:11 pm

So… if a black woman comes along and buys all their little muffins, sets up a table right next to them and starts selling the goodies for $1, what would that mean? Other than the white boys are idiots?

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:58 pm

Grrrl, I'm gonna be there with my cellphone camera taking pictures. That is all.

Tommy1733 September 26, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I don't think this statement, made by one of the participants, is valid: "It is no more racist than giving an individual an advantage in college admissions based solely on their race (or) gender." He is ignoring the motivation behind Affirmative Action, which, while it is based on race and gender, is not "racist" in its intent to harm any race of people. I do see their point, but to me the salient factor is what does the research reveal about whether AA is effective in its goals or not?

This protest event removes all the background, that is to say the most important part, of AA. Instead it is pantomiming actual racist practices that are part of our nation's history, thereby propagating them.

SorosBot September 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

It's also completely wrong, since Affirmative Action is not "giving an individual an advantage in college admissions based solely on their race (or) gender", but rather using race and gender as just two of the many factors in deciding who to admit.

Tommy1733 September 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Well, to be fair, I am sure the process of selling a cupcake is also a highly complicated process involving many factors.

Wilcoxyz September 26, 2011 at 4:31 pm

You know where this sale would go over really well? Oakland.

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 6:01 pm

I do believe that the good residents of Oakland should be made aware of the discounted baked goods that will be for sale on the campus. It's only a BART ride away, after all!

Beck_is_Trig September 26, 2011 at 4:48 pm

It's funny, I read this article likening teabaggers and their blind ideological fealty to the Bolsheviks but shit like this proves there is a definite differential to juxtapose. Bolsheviks were out in the open with their desire to impose dictatorship, they didn't preach democracy to the masses. These assholes on the other hand preach 'individual liberty' and 'meritocracy' while every political thought they have originates from a position of protecting and maintaing every inch of ill-gained, government conferred and protected white privilege. They know it exists and celebrate it…newsflash, teabagger-honkies, this is the reason minorities hate you….oy, I could write a book about this bullshit but it would be too venomous and therefore wouldn't be taken seriously. Either way, I hate fucking wingnuts…

SaintRond September 26, 2011 at 5:00 pm

What about that little pecker snot George W. Bush who with his mediocre grades was granted admission to Harvard under the "Legacy Program" because his father attended? There are thousands of those "Legacy" admissions at all the good Ivy League schools, and the "legacy" they're referring to comes from a time when blacks weren't even allowed in the door unless it was for food preparation or sweeping the goddamn floor.

These college Republicans appear to have a subconscious desire to have someone kick them in the teeth. I knew they were all perverts.

GregComlish September 26, 2011 at 5:39 pm

The only reason there are still lots of white people left on most campuses is because of "diversity". The only reason there are still lots of men left on most campuses is because of "diversity". If colleges went by academic qualification alone, then Berkeley would be almost 85% Asian with the rest mostly going to Jews. And at least 2/3 of the student body would be women.

The reason white men aren't achieving parity isn't because of diversity requirements. It's because they spend all their time playing XBOX and jerking off to internet porn. And along comes a policy that could bail their under-performing asses out but the conservative movement has their heads are so far up their racist/sexist asses they can't even tell. They just assume that of course all the white men are better than everybody else. Fucking morons.

ProudLibunatic September 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm

So true, GC.
When my daughter graduated from UCSD a few years ago, she noticed that a lot of the boys took 5 years to graduate, and seemed to be majoring in beer-pong and video-games.

Beowoof September 26, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Heartless little pricks aren't they.

widget2011 September 26, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Sounds like typical Batman philosophy, always running arourd protecting the oligarchs (he himself being an oligarch) against those upstart embecile underclass trying to break out of the lower classes. Since they must rob & steal shit to break out of the poverty, good ole Batman must stop them, because the oligarchs (who robbed and stole from the lower classes) to amass their tremendous fortunes must be protected.

BTW Batman = Asshole!

GregComlish September 26, 2011 at 11:27 pm

WTF. The way you talk about Batman you'd think he was Mitt Romney or something, fighting the redistribution of wealth with his Magic Mormon underwear.

zhubajie September 27, 2011 at 6:58 pm

Ever seen Batman's underwear?

widget2011 September 28, 2011 at 5:36 am

No, but I'm pretty sure Robin has! BTW, I liked the Saturday Night Live animated series in the 80's/90's called Ace & Gary a whole lot more than Batman & Robin, and I do believe that that was the characters were based on that "cartoon". Which brings me to another point. Why is it that every "Batman" feature film movie neglects to even mention Robin's existence? Riddle me that Zhubajai? My theory is that the "Robin" character made the "Batman" character way "too gay".

Redhead September 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm

But how much do they charge gay people? Or do gay people not get to buy any, because the campus Republicans refuse to recognize them as people?

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Gay people are not allowed to ask for a cupcake, or tell anyone they want one.

caitifty September 26, 2011 at 8:03 pm

So is anyone planning to turn up with fire hoses and dogs to drive them off the campus? You know, so they can really get with the experience of being an oppressed minority.

snoopyfan2010 September 26, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Gosh, if these people want to claim that they are being discriminated against, I hope God does them the favor and makes it happen.

starfanglednut September 26, 2011 at 10:45 pm

They made their women bake the cupcakes, that's fer sure.

guangho September 26, 2011 at 11:28 pm

Clearly I need to move to Oakland and commute with my housemates to Berkley for breakfast.

rambone September 27, 2011 at 12:50 am

Hmmm . . . One Andrew Breitbart/Matt Drudge for eight Beyonces/Ciaras/Halle Berrys/ Mariah Careys (is she a negress???) ?

Works for me!

Someone point me in the general direction of the nearest gay bar!

wrksuxcreatbeer September 27, 2011 at 1:45 am

Ah this ain't news. UC Berk has always been full of these smug white "irony dweebs for anything that keeps my parents in bucks and my ass off the job hunt for a few years while I network my way to a life convincing other people to pay me for bullshitting them". Wow. Long quote, eh?

Negropolis September 27, 2011 at 2:08 am

You remember that affirmative action white dudes had, oh, for the first few hundred years of our existence, right? Also, why don't you guys complain about points given on applications for legacy students?

superdave September 27, 2011 at 10:14 am

If Berkeley is any indication, us Asians should be worth the most!

As an Asian, male, Berkeley-alum, I'm gonna say I'm worth 10 BILLION DOLLARS!

ttommyunger September 27, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Yummmmmm. The hate is baked right in.

zhubajie September 27, 2011 at 6:44 pm

So much for trying to bring Blacks and Latinos into the Party!

ccmccmcc October 19, 2011 at 1:36 am

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AlterNewt September 26, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Ahem.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Why, right here on the Wonkette there may be a few who wouldn't find it too distasteful.

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 3:27 pm

You're not fooling me!! "Jeff" is going to jump out of the closet, punch me in the nose and send me fleeing without my pants, which is foreplay for you guys!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I b'leev the line has formed over there to your left, ladies.

jus_wonderin September 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Dang. And me, having sprained my tongue just last night. Always, I can't get a break!!

Chet Kincaid September 26, 2011 at 3:17 pm

But we might succumb to the sugar-crash known as "icing dick" before, uhm, reaching the gooey center.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Look, Barb, this nice young man, DaRooster, wishes to do it.

Limeylizzie September 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Look out for the sprinkles, also.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 4:26 pm

They never said a word about not using fingers.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Emmis.

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2011 at 5:48 pm

I went to Mt Holyoke, so our "College Conservative Coalition" was all female, and they were still fantastic douchenozzles. They actually held a "conservative awareness month" where they wore pearls and twin sets every day, and walked around the student center asking others to wear their blue ribbon of awareness. And then they were MAD that they were being DISCRIMINATED AGAINST when no one wanted to pin that fucking thing on their sweatshirt.

90% of them turned out to be total dykes.

Chichikovovich September 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Thanks Fare la Volpe. And now here's Buck Owens and the Buckaroos.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm

I'm not sure I'd put it in such excruciatingly painful terms (since I know that by "vaseline" you mean "lube," and by "grain of sand," you mean "pubic hair that gets caught INSIDE her thereby rubbing her raw and ending your boner"), but, essentially, yes.

poncho_pilot September 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm

well i meant lube yes. and i really meant sand.

don't have sex on beaches no matter movies tell you is romantic.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Yeah, I learned that from some late-night full-moon beachside fucking in my profitless yoof. Looks great, hurts like fuckall.

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Now that's what I call a good kou tou!

PalinzADummy September 26, 2011 at 9:11 pm

So that's where all the conservative bitch lesbians come from!

Chichikovovich September 27, 2011 at 9:58 am

Thanks – that's a useful reference. Though the article is a bit misleading because it focuses on admissions directors who admit favoring men. That's something that many admissions directors are going to be reluctant to admit, because the legal situation is so unclear. Nobody knows how courts are going to rule on a given process. I know many people in admissions offices and every one of them reports – off the record – needing an effort to get enough men into a class. (It would be a social disaster, not to mention a recruiting catastrophe, if a co-ed university had a wildly skewed gender balance.) So I think the actual numbers are much higher than this story reflects.

One_who_wanders September 27, 2011 at 10:10 am

Oh I agree with you about the actual numbers being much higher. I work in Higher Ed and especially among Liberal Arts colleges the pro-male bias is almost universal. Sometimes they add men’s sports so they can recruit athletes more easily and tell themselves that the reason they are admitting men with lower scores is because they are athletes.

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