Bristol Palin was in LA filming her new reality teevee show (seventy-two hours of Bristol flopping around on a mechanical bull like a wasted badger) when some off-camera dude started screaming epithets about Sarah Palin. Are the cameras still rolling? Yes, GO: Bristol marches right over to the screamer and demands to know if he is “a homosexual,” since that is how you insult someone Alaska-style. This guy, he is a homosexual as it turns out, and, we are going to randomly guess, a convenient plant from a wicked teevee producer. Or he’s drunk, it doesn’t matter. Angry homos, they make good teevee! We are getting a headache trying to make out the ensuing stream of profanity and hand-waving, but, uh, it is not polite. Screamy details after the jump!
From some intern at CBS LA who was forced to try to transcribe this nonsense:
“Did you ride Levi like that? Your mother is a whore! Your mother is a f***ing devil!” he shouts.
Palin approaches the man and asks, “Is it because you’re a homosexual and that’s why you hate her?”
“Pretty much … and why’d you say I’m a homosexual?” he responds.
“Because I can tell you are,” Bristol says.Beverly Hills surgeon explains at home fix for crepey skin around the arms, legs, and stomach.
“You’re f***ing white trash from Wasila!” he screams as she leaves with her production crew. “F*** you, you f***ing b***h!”
At one point, the man also tells Palin that he doesn’t believe in hell, but that if it exists, he believes her mother will go there.