he can't practice his love on mexicans

Rick Perry’s Forbidden Love of Mexicans Dooms His Campaign

Noted anti-Mexican group “ALIPAC” (which means “No Mexicans” in Spanish) has distributed this video clip proving that haughty Texan country-club waiter Rick Perry will never be the Republican nominee because he just loves giving money to Mexicans too much:

They booed him for this! It’s almost like he was a gay soldier or something, the way they booed him. (Rick Perry is not a soldier.) [ALIPAC]

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105 comments

  1. Barb

    I thought that Perry was all for shooting Messicans like a trespassing coyote. This is a man who jogs with a gun. Shit, it is all I can do to keep my iPod in my pocket when I jog.

    Lol, like I jog! I get winded peeling a tangerine.

          1. Wonderthing

            Tangerine, boo, gay, jogging, commie hipsters. I didn't really have a comment, just wanted to meta-tag all over everything.

      1. chicken_thief

        At the risk of sounding really elitist, I got me a brownz to peel my tangerines. And I would let her peel my tangerine anyday, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

        In perfection Bloomie Espanol: Senorita esta muy bunito!

  2. orygoon

    Governor Perry is busy now drafting a "Kill The Dreams Act". Teaching people of color in Texas to read will be a felony.

    1. chicken_thief

      Like Mittens feable "nice try" in his whiny "I'd suck cock, but the soldiers won't let me cause I'm as sexy as a cheap fucking mannequin" voice wasn't smack down enough on Perry-winkle?

      1. BaldarTFlagass

        "Suck your cock for a $100K campaign contribution? No, but I'll hold it in my mouth for a while for that amount."

  3. Come here a minute

    Perry is a hero for declaring that the way to protect our border is, "You put the boots on the ground, you put the aviation assets in the ground." [5:55]

    1. chicken_thief

      HELP WANTED: The Great State of Texas is now accepting applications for kamikaze pilots to patrol the border. Interested parties should send their resume with salary requirements to: rperry@texas.gov No agencies please. EOE – haha /jk, of course

      1. Rosie_Scenario

        I believe they are willing to allow gay airmen into the kamikaze force. Tolerance goes only so far.

  4. SayItWithWookies

    Of course the teabaggers are mad at Rick Perry — they gave him plenty of chances to be 100% crazy, and yet on this one issue he simply refuses. Of course it's okay for reasonable people to disagree sometimes — but the teabaggers won't stand for it.

    1. Negropolis

      Disagreement amongst members of your ideological group is one of the seven deadly sins. It's in the Bible, I'm sure.

  5. chascates

    LBJ told the story of a young schoolteacher who badly needed a job applying to teach in a little Texas town in the 1930s. Asked whether he believed in evolution or not he replied he could teach it either way, Perry and the rest will go with the teatard flow and if they get elected will just hew to what the corporations want.

  6. Schmannnity

    I think Larry Flynt should translate his offer into Spanish. Perry being magnanimous is pretty fishy, if you know what I mean.

    1. BTWBFDIMHO

      Señor o señorita, ha estado usted alguna vez culeando o chingando con el pinche cabrón de Ricky Ricardo Perry?
      Escríbele y cuéntele todito a Larry Flynt y te puedes ganar un Millión de Dólares!

  7. MiniMencken

    "Vote for me because I am an intelligent, thoughtful bigot." That 's a tough concept to sell successfully.

  8. JustPixelz

    It's the damn magnets. If we would stop letting Mexicans have all those plum American jobs (like picking plums, for example), they'd stay over in the Mexico side of the dang fence.

    1. Doktor Zoom

      no, no, it's the enormous savings on college tuition that's doing it. We've all seen the ragged bands of illegals carrying "A & M" pennants, already planning their unborn anchorkinder's futures…

  9. JustPixelz

    Cubans who reach the United States are heros. Mexicans who do so are destroying America.

    People speaking Italian in LIttle Italy are charming. People speaking Spanish anywhere are destroying America.

    Inexpensive food comes to us from the miracle of the marketplace. Low wages paid to immigrant food workers is destroying America.

        1. Negropolis

          Nobody gets along with the Haitians. Hell, the black people and the Haitians where I live in Michigan are constantly at each other's throats. It's one of the sad legacies of slavery and segregation. The Africans and black people from the Carribbean believe every negative stereotype they've ever heard of African Americans, and African Americans just look at the other groups as regular, ole foreigners.

    1. OneYieldRegular

      I love the story Luis Urrea tells of a bunch of San Diego area border patrol folks proudly showing a visiting German delegation the Tijuana border fence, and the Germans just aghast, with one of them saying, "Um, we tore OUR wall DOWN."

  10. Texan_Bulldog

    Oh Ricky being a pragmatist. Tsk tsk….that should teach the tea 'tards that real life is kind of more complicated than racist word salads but, oh never mind. Is it 5 o'clock yet?

    1. chicken_thief

      Some people think it odd that I keep several clocks in my office set to various time zones around the world. But there are valid reasons for doing so….

  11. freakishlywrong

    BOOOOOOOO! To the U.S. of America "media". Without them, Rick Perry would be laughingstock cartoon character of a Texas Governor instead of a candidate for POTUS.

    1. Nothingisamiss

      To be fair, they would all be laughinstock cartoon characters were it not for the U.S.A. America Media.

  12. x111e7thst

    So when Lord Alfred Douglas wrote:

    "Then sighing, said the other, 'Have thy will,
    I am the Love that dare not speak its name."

    he was referring to Ricky's amor mexicano.
    Who knew.

  13. elviouslyqueer

    Oh for fuck's sake. Has Mitt been taking somnolence lessons from Tim Pawlenty? And the catfight between Parry and Old Frothy Drawers was crying out for more slapping, hair pulling, and pump hurling. FAIL, you bitches.

  14. __kth__

    "That's just heartless" is definitely not the kind of thing Harry Callahan, or Travis Tritt, or Margaret Thatcher, or whatever admixture thereof Perry is modelling himself after, would say.

  15. widestanceshakedown

    I saw a Mexican once, but did not report about it, primarily because my servant had no paper to hand me to jot the incident down.

  16. OneYieldRegular

    What is it with all this booing, anyway? You'd think these people were watching "American Gladiators."

      1. widestanceshakedown

        When will the Prime Minister admit he was [pounds podium] WRONG about the Iraq policy, [pounds podium] WRONG about the Gurkhas, [pounds podium] WRONG about the pensioners' heating fund. . .

        I always imagine the House making the j/o motion with their hands when they're on a good harumph.

  17. LettucePrey

    These barbaric assholes cheered at the number of people that were executed under Rick Perry's watch, including one who was proven to be innocent. They yelled "yes" and clapped when Wolf Blitzer asked if someone without insurance should die. They booed a gay soldier proudly serving his country while they sit on their couches eating Cheetos and yelling at their teevees.

    Fuckin' trash is what they are.

  18. Tundra Grifter

    Gov. Perry has pointed out that any young person who has lived in Texas for three years, and graduated from a Texas high school, is eligible for in-state tuition.

    So the position that those poor kids in Oklahoma are being disadvantaged by this is flat out wrong. Not that that has ever stopped the right wing nutz before.

    Gov. Perry also pointed out that the Texas Legislature passed this bill. Do the TeaBaggers want a Federal law that forbids states to decide this issue as each one sees fit?

    1. Pristine_ODummy

      If Gov. Perry weren't an inarticulate pig-bladder masquerading as a person, he would have pointed this out to the naysaying audience clearly enough for even THEM to get it.

  19. BTWBFDIMHO

    Which magnet is he talking about? The magnet is that the media income/capita in US is $45,000 vs $12,000 in Mexico. Methicans will come, tuition or no tuition, wall or no wall.

  20. Antispandex

    Instead of making him President of everyone, couldn't we just let Texas secede, so he could just be president of Texas, or Texaco, or anything else but the U.S?

  21. johnnyzhivago

    Wonketters: Serious question – what country are you planning to emigrate to when one (or more) of these lunatics becomes president???

    Canada seems obvious (close??); Mexico may be good for getting my kids a free education in Texas (nice to know that!!!).

    1. comrad_darkness

      CAnada is following us down the path into teabagger hell, but they are still half a decade behind, so it might suit for a temporary hang out. Kinda retro/mid double 0's living.

  22. Negropolis

    But, but states' rights, y'all. Amirite?

    You know, one time Dame Peggingtonshire Noonaningtonham saw a Mexican…

  23. starfanglednut

    Watching these videos on teh wonkette (i try not to watch video of these people because my face turns bright red then my brain explodes), I'm starting to realize that not only is Santorum a bigot, he's dumb as dirt. The man seems incapable of comprehending, and responding to, the simplest of statements or questions.

  24. snoopyfan2010

    This is not bad news for Perry. The hispanic vote is all but guaranteed to him if this is played up too much. They will see him as pretending to be a bigot but really being a nice guy so…he will ge their vote. Snoopy knows about this stuff.

  25. comrad_darkness

    So, Romney insists we have to install a police state and this is what the government hating teabaggers and right wing nutcakes are dreaming of? Yeah, that's not fucked up at all.

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