Taxes! They are necessary! Which is exactly the sort of thing a socialist Harvard law professor like Elizabeth Warren would say, for socialism, but the kids on the Internet are going wild over this video of newly-minted Massachusetts Senate candidate Warren explaining why it is evil for greedy millionaires to complain about taxes that support public services and infrastructure that enable their businesses to function. We had sort of taken that proposition for granted, but she says it with some conviction and small words, which means that now pundits can declare to everyone's relief that she is good at speaking to "average voters," i.e. morons, even though she is from Harvard. Hooray, watch out naked demon person Scott Brown!
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You are too sarcastic for your own good, young man.
And that person in the Oval Office is who?