Hoo-wee, Michele Bachmann is back in Waterloo, Iowa where she was hatched, spouting as usual just “the complete opposite of whatever is actually the case in reality.” So what this time? Bachmann rambled a righteous yarn about the devilry and downfall of government spending and regulation Monday as she stood promising growth in front of a booming traffic-signal factory, one that is just doing really super well for itself because of the surge in infrastructure repair projects, which, oh hey, who pays for infrastructure projects? Who knows, probably the mystery billionaire fairy nymphs that go around financing public works projects when government red tape isn’t tangled in their wings. Whoever they are, Michele Bachmann is on their team to save this factory (that, again, is doing well despite the downturn).
The company that owns the factory, OMJC, receives about 80% of its revenues from the government, and the company’s chief executive told this to Bachmann. Her response, from the LA Times:
[OMJC CEO Alan] Yost, a conservative Republican, took pains not to spoil Bachmann’s event, playing down his company’s reliance on government spending in a conversation with the candidate.
“So you don’t get a government grant to do what you do?” she asked him.
No grants, he assured her. “I wish I could say we had great success in government funds, because everybody likes a handout,” he said.
“Oh oh oh, so you get government money. Just as long as you aren’t getting a government grant. We’re cool.” It’s from the book called How To Speak Republican, children! [LA Times]
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Traffic signals are socialism! Let the fucking invisible hand direct traffic, like Ayn Rand always wanted.
Let God sort out who goes first and who lives and dies.
The really sad thing is that a libertarian essentially argued that point with me once about stop signs.
A libertarian's dream state is Somalia. No kidding.
AN oldie but a goodie:
http://www.hewnandhammered.com/.a/6a00d8341c5fc85...
yeah there is a yawning chasm between Society and Socialism, but it seems that some people only see the first few letters and start screeching about freedum.
It's pretty fucking amazing, isn't it? The lengths "libertarians" will go to to argue these things…
But what about the roads themselves? I suppose without government interference the Free Market would create them, by magic.
NO more traffic stop slavery! Bachmann/Marceaux 2012!!1!
There is a Phish song called "Slave To The Traffic Light." I believe it might be one of the all-time stupidest songs of all-time. Like, it's the traffic lights holding us down, man.
Well, One L might be down with Phish, but it's for damn sure that Marcus isn't.
I've got an invisible middle finger for these libertarian nutcases…
Well, if the invisible hand wore a white glove, then it could direct traffic. Problem solved.
Oddly enough there's a school of traffic engineering thought which argues that we need fewer traffic control devices, and sometimes none.
http://www.slate.com/id/2254863/pagenum/all/#p2
In any case, the proliferation of roundabouts should put this guy out of business soon.
They failed to make the case that their idea is less ridiculous than the parody.
Some people just don't read, you know?
Yeah, but that's a far cry from saying there's no need (or right) of society to step in and regulate where necessary, which is where the idiots screaming "invisible hand" lose me.
You are correct, sir or madam!Turns out though, that if you take away all the signs, crosswalks, etc, people slow down and drive carefully…in Denmark. Not sure it would work as well in, say, Gadsden Alabama.
Where Nascar is the role model for most drivers.
It would work in some parts of the burbs, especially if accompanied by roundabouts (either true rounds or dog bones) or speed bumps, but not very broadly.
I just moved to speed bump hell, btw. Put in by my socialist overlords because (I assume) the non-crosswalked, non-signed roads were way too tempting to speed demons in the past.
Actually, I don't think that would work well in most urban areas, especially if you've got people dealing drugs and hotfooting it away from the local plod, or racing cars late at night. Although the introduction of speed bumps through parts of our neighbouring city have caused some hahas since the plod rely on cars and the local druggies are fleeter of foot than their drugged-out state might indicate.
Why not – most of the drivers around here ignore the lights and stop signs and trust in the invisible hand anyway!
It works for the first three minutes and 15 seconds in a figure eight race:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c4h4hwTiIY
AWESOME!
Up next, Bachmann will give a speech on an army base talking about how the government doesn't create any jobs.
And the army guys will stand up proudly and announce that the US Army does not get grants from the Feds.
I want to hear the Army Corps of Engineers make that claim with a straight face.
Traffic lights are socialist! We should all be free to drive through intersections whenever we want!
You have just convinced me to buy the Ford Annihilator over the Chevy Abomination. Bigger is better. Thanks!
What, no love for the Toyota Leviathan? Built in San Antonio Texas, even!!!
♫Canyonero, Canyonero!! ♪
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I
I'm going to put wheels on Idaho and run everyone over, and throw potatoes into your graves.
You should strap the Rockies on the grille. Like a cow catcher but deadly. Mow 'em down. Oh, don't forget the Florida Trucknutz.
So you've never been to Boston, eh?
I had a girl ask me once, please come to Boston, in the springtime.
I think you’re underestimating the miles of Libertarian built highway in this country. After all the government is the problem.
National highways built during the Republican administrations of Ike for national defense.
Ike was a socialist. Look how long he worked for the government.
I actually had a, let's call it a "discussion" with a libertarian who wanted only private roads. So you'd have to pay your way driving down any road, roads of constant toll booths. Because if people want to drive on roads, they should pay for them, but no one should force him to pay for roads other people drive on. Everyone should be independent, stand on their own two feet, no government handouts.
His wife was a fellow student of mine at a state law school. They'd both gone to state universities for undergrad. And public school all their lives before that. But the government never did nothing for him. Fuckwit.
See? You just proved that private education is better than public.
And if they were home-schooled, they need no roads at all.
just dirt paths to protect their bare feet.
“So you don’t get a government grant to do what you do?” she asked him.
His answer should have been, "so you get a government grant to do what you do, too?"
If she believes Marcus is straight then she'll believe any wacked out story.
If only John Gault were here, we'd have high speed rail/socialist boondoggle.
So. The conservative asshole lied so's not to embarrass the conservative batshit candidate. Give the money and the jobs back, dickweed. Then make it successful using just your bootstraps. You're profiting off of our tax monie$. Say fucking thank you.
Did Michele Bachmann get one of those HPV shots?
No government issued stupid for MB. She got it the old fashioned way: From leaking silicone.
All of them Katie.
Damn you bacon! you stole my line.
That line belongs to all of the people, bub, like socialism.
"…who pays for infrastructure projects? Who knows, probably the mystery billionaire fairy nymphs…"
Huh? The Military?!? WTF!?! Clem, I told ya… DADT is gone and look at 'em all now! They own the roads!
From the caption in the article:
Semantics-wise, there is such a thing, as Alice in Lewis Carroll Land* learned, as growing smaller.. which is what our pill-swillin' migraine-aura exhibitionist meant, to the discerning ear.
*it can't be called Wonderland anymore, what Alice experienced. That's now everyday life in these modern timez
The question is, whether you can make words mean so many different things?
I'll be impressed when a Presidential candidate visits that Amazon warehouse.
Meanwhile, back here on earth, I continue to be astonished that Ole Crazy Eyes can take a few fragments of fact and spin them into the most absurd statements. How she's claiming the mental retardation from vaccine isn't "hers?"
Before that, earthquakes and storms were God's warnings. Then that was a joke. Then it was a metaphor.
How did she ever get through law school without understanding the meaning of "metaphor"?
Simple enough. She didn't go to an actual law-school. She went to Xtian "law" school.
Writey! You're back!
You're write.
She did go to Regent, or was it Anal? But she got her degree in tax law (which I think was an LLM) from William & Mary, which is actually a decent school. Why/how they took her, deity alone knows.
Not to mention that they were the wrong kind of traffic lights: solar powered. French, socialist, solar powered traffic lights. As soon as she learns this (which will probably be read soon since I'm sure she reads the LA Times–"all of them, Katie"–like, every day) Michele will, no doubt, introduce a Traffic Light Freedom Act in congress.
They will be required to use incandescent bulbs. Also.
We'll call them Freedom Lights, and they'll always be green.
I regret that I have but one up-fist to give.
However, we have a problem. Green is the color of Islam, and red the color of communists and hookers, and yellow the color the French, so we'll have to choose a new one.
Speaking of which, why weren't lights ever just the primary colors? Why green instead of a blue? I'd so very much like to see a blue light.
say my brotha, while I immensely enjoy your pithy and insightful comments I've also noticed that you seem to be a late night reader/ commentater like myself, also…so how is it that you got a HUGE 124 p-ness and I have been stuck on 94 for years? Not meaning to be too personal but is it because you're BLACK? if so I'll gladly have a pigment infusion just to see my p-ness rise, also…too
Yep, just two conservative Republicans, each of whom get at least 80% of their money from the government, talking bout those evil government handouts. Just hate em. Hate hate hate.
Pss! They're white.
Exactly. Fucking hate the hypocrisy.
Next up is probably a similar speech in front of a GM plant saved by the auto bailout.
Mitt already did a Detroit speech, but his twist was that we should have let GM and the rest fail.
He said that in Detroit? It's a wonder he left there alive.
No, he penned it like a coward in the New York Times, and the Reopublicans here still love him (i.e. one of the only places he's currently beating Perry by double digits) 'cause he's the "local". He'll still lose the state to Obama, so whatever.
BTW, this was literally months after he criticized John McCain for telling Michiganders that most of the jobs lost here were never coming back. Leave it to Mitt to take every fucking angle, every. single. one, of an issue.
Mittens has already driven around Detroit in a brand new Chrysler ranting about how the auto bailout didn't help anyone. It doesn't get much better than that.
Does that man have ANY sense of irony at all? ANY?
I feel like that old lady in Brother From Another Planet, going, "Do he wash? DO that man EVER wash?"
I think of that movie every time I change trains at Broadway and 96th.
HAH! It's one of my all-time favourite films. Joe Morton is one hell of an actor, to have carried that entire movie without a single line of dialogue.
yes but it MUST be one that only makes excessively large/ obscene gas-hoggin' SUVs. preferably Cadillac Excalades (or Ford Excessives) favored by rappers and GOP pimps alike
I find no sense of irony that she's in Waterloo.
Because her husband is probably a secret Abba fan?
The history book on the shelf. Is always repeating itself.
The question is whether the Tea Party Old Guard will sacrafice itself for her, or will they go over to Perry in his Wellies?
Hell, she was raised in Waterloo, so she'd lost before she even tried.
I wonder how Alan Yost would feel if the government went all “free market” and sourced those traffic lights from the lowest bidder. Do you think he would be all lets stick to conservative principles if we could save 50% by buying his product from China?
The answer is no.
He would just move production to China, so no skin off his nuts.
That's when he starts sobbing into his handkerchief, made in China, bought at Walmart for $1/- per dozen, guaranteed to fall apart at the second hit of Crocodile Tears or Snot.
In honor of the candidate's visit, they built traffic signals with nothing but red lenses in them on that day. No green (Envirohomos!!) or yellow (Commie Chinkslantgooks!!).
Commie red? I dunno … that's quite a tough set of choices. Maybe they put in blue lenses. They could put out blue traffic lights, and let the market decide.
Tomorrow. At least that's what Hendrix said back in 1967.
Color blind people have to go to a special school to teach them how to know if they can go or not. Some of the newer fancy Traffic lights will yell out what color they are.
"Hey bitch, stop! Motherfucking STOP I said!!!"
"Stale Green!!!"
Or, you can just recall that the top one means stop and the bottom one means go. (or left versus right, of course)
Well, except in Houston.
Traffic signals are merely guidelines.
They certainly drive like that in Jakarta. And pretty much everywhere in India. I got used to taking cabs to cross the street.
I'm imagining the light being like "GREEN MEANS GO, ASSHOLE!"
We've got some of 'em new-fangled talking lights where I live. Well, at least the ones that tell you when to walk and when to stop. You couple that with the talking buses, and it can get a bit confusing.
I just read about her visiting a meat packing plant and supporting fewer government regulations.
Michele supports e-coli.
She is pro-life.
She is suffering under Mad Cow Disease, after all.
As did Denny Crane.
Here's how the math works:
Infrastructure $$ + Dem prez = Evil
Infrastructure $$ + GOP prez = Lalala I can't hear you
Infrastructure $$ + Dem congresscritter / funding for home state = CORRUPTION!!
Infrastructure $$ + GOP congresscritter / funding for home state = WOOT!!
I believe these guidelines were first written by Ted Stevens.
Dude knew what he was talking about; he got that bridge to nowhere last August.
That was the Rainbow Bridge, I believe.
I hope all the pets I have ever had chew on his bones.
I don't get government money….I get government currency.
FIXED.
I wish she had been. Fixed, that is.
5%. That's were you are at the polls, Shelly. And the Marcus gay escort scandal hasn't even surfaced yet…
From your mouth to…
Yes, truly Bachmann is the new Santorum.
There must have been an awful lot of winking between these two. Bachmann owns a farm that is receiving government subsidies not to mention her gay hubby's pray-away-teh-gay scam that is also on the dole. Friggin hypocritical parasites.
That is completely different! They're white. And Republican.
Don't forget her million-dollar baby-farming business.
wow you can do baby-farming now? I thought it was limited to shrimp and salmon and cows and pigs and other such animal *husbandry*…hell where do I sign up, I got some lil fellers just waitin' to fertilize some ovum!
Ted? Is that you?
Bill, Hillary called and said to get yer ass home RIGHT NOW.
That assumes that Michele is self-aware. There was only one person winking, and Michele was probably wondering what was stuck in his eye.
Well, it was either this or lick that Llamas ass.
She's had a lot more experience licking taint.
Clearly, the llama had no say in that decision.
Bachmann 2012: Losing votes by showing how brain dead I am. 1 Republican at a time.
The invisible hand drives a fucking huge GMC.
And doesn't use its turn signals.
The Invisible Hand also extends a fucking HUGE Rigid Digit in Bachmannia's direction.
Yost, a conservative Republican, took pains not to spoil Bachmann’s event, playing down his company’s reliance on government spending in a conversation with the candidate.
Now wait a minute — either Mr. Yost is such a complete dumbshit that he'll be polite to someone who misguidedly wants to shut his factory down and lay off the workers there, or he's pretty sure that Bachmann's talk is just that and she can ramble on about what government should do but she's so incompetent that even if she became president, his income would still be safe.
Either way, "Yost is an honest man of principle who calls 'em like he sees 'em, as do most conservatives" doesn't seem to be one of the possible explanations.
Just to be clear, he can be a complete dumbshit AND also be sure Bachmann's just talk, right?
Cause I believe he was described as a "conservative Republican," which to me suggests the answer is both (or, all of them Katie).
You don't have to be principled or intelligent to run a manufacturing plant. You will believe such insane things as: "of course I can hire competent, reliable workers for $0.9 an hour and no benefits."
No different from military contractors. Down with big gubmint/SupportOurTroops™.
Dear God Michele, it's a trap!!!! OMJC? That obviously stands for "Obama Muslim Jihad Center"!!!! Get out while you still can!!!
WTF. (Note: For me, this is usually a question (as in WTF???). But for One L Michele it is just a comment. I no longer have any questions about what she says. It's all moronic.)
I can't wait to hear what she has to say when she visits General Dynamics' F-16 manufacturing plant up in Fort Worth.
Y'know, I've been itchin' to buy me one of those F-16's myself, but the gubmint keeps hogging them all.
Too bad your name isn't "Israel," you'd be all set.
Traffic light turns green, traffic light turns red. How can you explain that?
The entrepreneurial spirit should be leading these signal manufacturers to create a device for the super-wealthy to allow them to always have a green light at the gubmint owned traffic signals. (They probably already do have this device, but if you have to ask, you can't afford it.)
Here's your entrepreneurial spirit at work: http://www.themirt.com
A conservative republican whose company relies on government spending? Preposterous! Why, next you'll tell me that most libertarians are federal government contractors living in the DC suburbs and think their neighborhood gets along just fine by itself!
The Cato Institute is in Laramie, Wyoming, too.
"We need to get government outta of our public works"
-Michele "Chisel Face" Bachmann-
And, really, a traffic light is in no way the government getting involved in our daily lives. It is nothing intrusive like the government requiring a business to not put their workers in danger of being killed by heavy machinery, or requiring them not to let harmful chemicals get in the food supply. Galt Lives!!!
So… Will President Bachman be paid?
Ideally, in beatings. On the hour.
I'll hold, you hit. Then we'll swap.
With chickens?
Fish. Someone here referred to her as a Norskie fish-slapper, and we want to be sensitive to all cultural traditions.
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Her campaign, at this point, reminds me of the one time I saw a rat eat poison and it died twitching painfully before me.
Bet you didn't enjoy that other time as much as this time, didja?
No wonder Republiteatard bloggers only babble about Biden's gaffes and NOBAMA's race, Republican "policies" are even too r33tarded for the r33tards. Tardlso.
But bet yer ass they'll all vote r33tard come next November, policy be damned.
Of course. BTW, your gravatar always makes me snort laugh.
She's in a tailspin and I think Marcus is about to take Pat Robertson's advice.
So, he's gonna "shave his beard off," as it were?
Meta, wtf happened to all your negative p? I mean, it's gone from -4 to -1 just today…
I don't know; being this stupid plays well with the teabaggers, who want a president just like them.
In the picture, one of them is saying, "What dumb fucking creature", and the other is saying, "It's a Llama!"
Or "Damn bitch, your breath smells like Walgreens."
"If I knee her in the khunt, can I break this death stare? Oh please, God of Llamas, let this work."
I love that movie "Khunts who Stare at Llamas" !
Whenever I see this picture I always imagine Michele saying "Is this any relation to the Dali Llama?"
Or Fernando Llama
Where the fuck is Basil Marceaux when we really need him?
Bachmann and Palin have set back the possibility of a woman president back quite a few decades.
I'm not willing to announce that it is dead, or even mortally wounded, but it will take a good while before a woman can run without fear of someone mentioning Palin Bachmann or O'Donnell at some point in the discussion. I think the last couple of election cycles have been the GOP silly season and the three of them bear that out. Have they really had anyone female or male that wasn't an in-your-face opportunistic whore as a candidate for any office? I have yet to see one in the past ten years. Anyone see a worthwhile GOP candidate for any fucking thing? Hello?
Joe Walsh (not the musician), for Worst Father Of The Century?
I know the century's still young, but …
What matters is how the father protected the child before birth, not after!
(Head slap)! This woman talking only hurts her chances. Maybe she should use interpretive dance or free form jazz to get her point across instead.
Yes, the world needs more mimes.
Back in the Big War, my Uncle Vernon was a Mime Sweeper. Sis and I used to love when he'd tell stories of his time in the service. You just had to be very careful of those hands. We would sit there for….hours
Edit: When he'd get to the part about how he one time found a Mime in a box. We'd point and laugh and go play Pong.
Jazz Hands 2012!
It wouldn't matter if her point was rendered in dance, music, or ancient Mayan… it's still painfully stupid.
I bet this woman would eat shit if you promised it had no government dollars in it.
She went on to say that Mr. Yost is just one of the small-business owner, entrepreneurs who Obama is trying to destroy with his "tax the job creators" bill.
Q: When is government money not government money?
A: IOKIYAR
Oh shit! I just got hit a wave of cognitive dissonance almost as hard as $arah's face got hit by Glen Rice's balls
Balls deep in dat azzz!
Back in Waterloo? Is it John Wayne Gacy's birthday already?
"… everybody likes a handout."
Shut your pie hole Dumb-Ass. Eveybody does not like a handout… however some folks reluctantly take one when faced with their kids starving or not having a roof over their heads. But I'm sure that you, being a CEO, can only be degrading towards such people because of the Government's support of your… lemme guess… six-figure income? Why don't you people look around and realize that if this country had less government and more lawlessness… people like me would just walk up and take your homes… and your womens… if they are deemed worthy.
I am beginning to think that Perry and/or Mittens is secretly funding Shelly's campaign, to keep her nuttiness in the news cycle, so that they look comparatively sane for the general election.
It scares me that this tactic just might work…
It could not be Perry. He already broadcasts crazy at ten million watts in stereo. Mittens I can believe, but with Perry in the race there is all the crazy Mitt wants and more for comparison and contrast.
Government gives money, infrastructure gets fixed. You can't explain it!!
Wait a second. What's this?
While thousands of other companies have scaled back during the economic downturn, Yost says OMJC's business has been stable, apart from a costly contract dispute with the state of Texas over a road project in the Fort Worth area.
Well, that explains why Yost is so chummy with La Belle Batshit. He and Parry must've had a pissy little catfight, and now they're on the outs.
We can always count on you to get to the bottom of things. I'm not sure if this is snark or not.
I see what you did there…
Mister Yost — My company, ahem, probably wouldn't, how can I say this, EXIST without federal government spending, but we don't take it from Washington in the form of grants, but rake in those contracts from the SMALLER governments that get the federal largess. So, smaller governments are good.
Michele — And this llama came up from the crowd and told me that taking Washington government money causes retardation.
I know we can't use the Re—- word in connection with the Palins, but are we allowed to use it with regards to Bachmann?
Perhaps the euphemism should be "Bachmann is late. In French."
(Google translate will do fine if you don't play the francophone.)
Francophone? Does that come in Avacodo Green? Or Harvest Gold?
If this factory wasn't being forced by wasteful government subsidies to make solar-powered traffic lights they could power them with John Galt's perpetual motion machine. Again the government smothers progress, just like they did with the flying car.
The laws of thermodynamics are oppressive big government socialism!
Where are my anti-gravity boots, already?
Leonard Nimoy had a pair for that last ST movie.
Bachmann is easily influenced by the last individual she speaks with prior to an event. The llama shared its opinions on socialism and traffic control with Bachmann.
Sit on a traffic light and spin, you lying jar of Yost (isn't that Moozlim for semen or something)?
I think you need some tricked out mag wheels to do that, bro….
Without government there would be no traffic lights, because there no way to charge a price for using them and there is no incentive for private companies to produce them. That's why we need taxes to produce public goods (defense, education, justice, GPS, etc). But don't waste your time trying to explain it to her.
I'm looking forward to the day when President Bachmann returns to this factory and triumphantly announces she has defunded all highways and road works. The chief executive, not wanting to spoil her event…
In his after-dinner speaking days, Reagan used to go off script and start denouncing the TVA, until his sponsor GE gently reminded him that, uh, we here at GE get a shitload of contracts from the TVA.
This is what she gets for hiring a bunch of high paid llamas to run her campaign!
Well, they do bring her the Tibetian vote..
Mainstream media, at the behest of Ed Rollins (whom they seem to adore for some reason) has declared the Bachmann for President campaign to be dead meat
http://media.talkingpointsmemo.com/slideshow/2012....
How we'll miss her!
What will you be throwing?
A party!
Ten points to Gryffindor!
So Bachmann decides to do a photo-op in front of a company that receives probably over 90% of its income either directly or indirectly from the government – and one that wouldn't even fucking exist without some of that gubmint regulation – and she has the ballsack to talk about how regulation is hurting business….what a complete fucking idiot.
"The company that owns the factory, OMJC, receives about 80% of its revenues from the government"
The other 20% is of course from guys that buy them to string up in their backyard.
Ooooh! Looky there at that pretty traffic light next to your Koi pond, wheredidya git that Bubba?
I think those guys usually steal 'em from nearly deserted intersections.
Mr. Rogers libel!!!
Shorter Bachmann: It is too sad how Elvis died on his birthday because of socialism.
I thought Elvis died when his wife hired John Wayne Gacey for his birthday clown. Or did he have a heart attack after being startled by Paul Revere firing shots and ringing bells?
I'm somewhat curious about the 20% of its customers who are not governments. Who are the private citizens buying these? My 9 year old, OTOH, would love one.
Gated subdivisions with privately owned roads?
If I am not mistaken, the government also pays Michele's salary. Is that not evil? I think it's evil.
Probably the mystery billionaire fairy nymphs that go around financing public works projects when government red tape isn’t tangled in their wings
Whaaaaaat?
Everyone knowsPeople who aren't brainwashed by the Republican party know tax revenue pays for Democracy Infrastructure…You don't need roads when you have the Ron Paul Blimp!
Can I get a ride in your blimp to work, mister?
I ass-ume their will be legal heroin and hookers onboard???
The real story is Michelle outsourcing jobs which should be done by hard working American llamas.
One-L was just on some afternoon yakfest trumpeting the latest celeb to endorse her for Prez: the Dalai Llama.
And I bet she pronounced it "y-ama," you know, that FURRIN SPANISH MEXICAN way.
i feel good about this because i am too poor to buy gas so i don't need alan's fucking stoplights.
What's the crony capitalism thing again?
Of course you know it's all talk. Any Republican administration will pump trillions into government contracts for privatized services with hardly a glance at oversight. "Rebuilding" Iraq was a test run at this process. There will hardly be a word said about the national debt , only plenty of new $500 bills with Reagan's picture on them; one of which might buy a tank of gas in 2021.
Know who else gets gigantic government "grants," but no "money"? The military.
Green lights are libertarian, yellow lights are responsible free enterprise, and red lights are communistic, if not shari'a law terrorism. Every teatard knows that.
In order to screw communistic red lights, all you need is a MIRT—Mobile Infrared Transmitter—a device used by law enforcement and ambulances to turn red lights green…
Does this fool woman at least give good head?
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Well, her head's kinda flat, but her hair covers that …
I'm guessing you are asking the wrong Bachmann.
Yeah, I'm fairly sure Marcus has cornered the market on traffic lights, in "their bedroom", funny thing is, they are always red. Of course they turn green when Michelle is on the capaign trail, for MEN, that is!
This is good news for Michele Bachmann!
(Because her idiot supporters are too stupid to ever notice anything at all, except for pauses for which to fill with teh clappingz)
Daddy, is Michele Bachmann crazy or just fucking stupid? Yes, Johnny…..yes she is.
All of them, Jr.
Hahahahaha!
Just once I would like to see a Democrat with the balls to suggest that we discontinue all goverment contracts in red state America, so that they don't have to contribute to ""big gument" squeezing out the private sector. Because, I mean, who needs it? Right? Won't happen though. Dammit!
Welp, we really didn't need that dessert tonight anyway.
Clueless bitch is clueless.
How did a person this dumb graduate from law school?
Being a pedestrian in Houston is not technically illegal; however, it is frowned upon.
For one thing, there's nothing within walking distance except the Hi-Lo Auto Parts (O'Reilly's now, right?).
(scratches Houston off list of places to visit.)
Why else would you need to walk somewhere? You get your car fixed up so you can drive to places – duh.
Well, I'm glad that at least you got my very subtle joke…
If so, mine will be joining them. Gawd knows I must have a fucking ARMY living on that side, by now.
LOL. Me too. I had a horse that lived for 35 years. All my furbabies could pen him up, then she could kick the crap out of him.
I'd gladly volunteer to kick the crap out of him myself, but I'm not sure I'd last long enough to manage. Now, a horse, with four feet, well, let's just say she might be up to the task.
That's because you haven't seen the campaign : Houston. It's Worth It.
Not to be … ungrateful, or anything, Histori, but the first five items on that page are:
The Heat
The Humidity
The Hurricanes
The Flying Cockroaches
The Mosquitoes
Either there's some serious disaster-themed bands down by y'all, or there's a LOT about Houston that's gonna keep me in Vancouver.
I believe that Mr. Polis is often up so late that he's up early. That's been the secret of my success (such as it is.)
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