Screw Barack Obama and the pussy liberals with their “class warfare.” Conservative anger bear furry and professional Twitter troll Andrew Breitbart wants “warfare warfare,” because he is just murderously sick and tired of being called a homo by everyone, on Twitter. HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE. Andrew Breitbart is the world’s biggest victim, Andrew Breitbart in case you had forgotten about him during the time it took you to read those other words, Andrew Breitbart, and he is not afraid to “fire the first shot” in the bloody national civil war between conservatives and liberals that is about to start, tomorrow probably, over the mean things the Internet is saying about Andrew Breitbart. Bring it on, General Janeane Garofalo (?), you and your army of socialist space robots do not stand a chance. Video of Andrew Breitbart’s insane call to war, after the jump!
None of it makes any sense unless you understand fluent paranoid wingnut, but what we can make out sounds something like, “Andrew Breitbart will give the cue for the military higher-ups to napalm Janeane Garofalo and the conservative militia will finish off the rest of the Nazis with their guns, and the victory party will be held over Katie Couric’s corpse, on her front lawn.”
So, yeah, everyone stop calling Andrew Breitbart gay, on Twitter.
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Correction: Breitbart Longing to Shoot the Next **Black** Person Who Insults Him
That is so unfair.
He hates Mexicans just as much.
Don't forget the Muslims!
Late Correction: Black/Brown
Jeananne Garafolo is black? Never saw that one coming.
Only her, cold, dark, liberal soul is.
And her hair.
And some of her extensive tattoos, and glasses frames.
I thought he was waiting to shoot (his load) into the next black….or do I have it backwards, he's a receiver not a giver?
Bitpart doth protest twoo much.
Never Fergit!
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Our man Riley, taking one for the team. *single tear… from laughter*
Too gay; didn't watch.
Amen. His soft fluttering little hands, his nasal voice, and that thing about the Blackwater guys and his ass…well, I just think that it TMI. Gross. Had to cut it off.
I am soooo not watching!
Start the war without me.
Okay. But will you want updates…or pizza or anything?
Nah, I'll just microwave some popcorn.
"Shoot your mouth off and I'll shoot your mouth off!"
BB would probably use those words but vary the order to make more tasty for him.
Is he insane or does he do an awful lot of drugs? Has to be one or the other, perhaps both.
I don't think it is so much about the drugs that Andrew is taking as it is about the drugs he shouldn't have stopped taking, if ya know what I mean.
Well he is a drunk who needs to make money.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Sometimes it's a little irritating when I'm being stalked by his nitwit.
I have (him), (them), "it" too. What they dont realize is the more followers we have the higher our all important pee goes up. So they are actually doing us a "favor", like an old TV star who still gets a stalker.
p.s. they will never be my latex salesman.
This stupid bitch is going to give himself a heart attack.
He's gotta be on cocaine. First of all, he can't stop touching his nostrils. Secondly, he's a paranoid lunatic.
Combine that with a voice that sounds like he's destroyed his septum, and I'd say you're exactly right.
I've never called him "gay" on Twitter. I've called him a "peter puffer" though.
We prefer "Goober Smoocher" here in Jaw-Juh.
Whatever happened to classics like "turd-burgler"?
Thass good in Gawga, but in Texas they use “Butt Wrangler”, or so Rick Perry says.
Fluffernutter?
Pirate smoker?
Ass Ranger.
Fudge packer.
I thought that was Romney?
Pickle sniffer?
Corndog Gobbler?
ARRR! Aye, he be a butt-pirate, mateys.
Last Friday's "Hostage Tape" Reference: The Bachmann ad.
This Monday's "Hostage Tape" Reference: Where's Riley again?
Alas, poor Riley. I knew him, user-of-owls: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
he hath borne Breitbart on his back a thousand times;
and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
I dunno, I think I'd still like to see the video.
Andrew's gorge rises at it. There were Riley's lips he has kissed he knows not how oft. Where be his thigh now?
of most excellent fancy.
The boy was a bit of a dandy, wasn't he.
But the next right-winger who shoots up mosque, a black church or an abortion clinic will just be a lone wolf, and it would be blood libel to blame such behavior on violent rhetoric of racist misogynist fear-mongers like Breitbart.
Or shoots up a Unitarian church because "he hated the liberal movement" and was upset with "liberals in general as well as gays."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25872864/ns/us_news-c…
Hey! K-town represent – that's why i don't have an Obama bumper sticker though. I get enough redneck teabilly attitude as it is, i don't need to egg 'em on.
Here in good ol' Knoxville we've had Bam-Bam stickers on the vehicles with no problems. In fact, I see more Bam-Bam stickers than Nobama ones. Obvs, when the Repubs pick a candidate we will be seeing a lot of those.
I ain't skeert o' no neck ass dumbfucks. Anyhow.
Shit son, is there some sort of shining liberal haven on a hill here I haven't found? Over Farragut way its just a bunch of tea partiers and aged lesbians
Or a congresswoman
Not ONLY a lone wolf, but a lone wolf who shot bad people (librul moose limbs), and thus a hero.
But they'll only say that in private; in public they'll just say "America brought this on itself, because of multiculturalism/abortion/gay sex, which forced this man to shoot/bomb all those people".
"Relax! Your paranoid political fantasies notwithstanding, no one's going to take your guns away! Barring some seismic realignment in this country, the gun control debate is all but settled–and your side won. The occasional horrific civilian massacre is just the price the rest of us have to pay. Over and over again, apparently."
–Sparky the Wonder Penguin
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I'm seeing a trend.
I'll kill you.
The only three autocomplete options Google offers when you type in his name:
Andrew Breitbart wiki
Andrew Breitbart twitter
Andrew Breitbart gay
Your honor, the prosecution rests.
I dunno. Most of the gay men I've met have been pretty likable.
Breitbart is Roy Cohn-type gay.
Self loathing but snappy dresser?
without the latter (see video)
Wait, the military is going to shoot some liberals because they called Breitbart gay? Does this guy have some unresolved issues or something?
And an even 100 thumbs up yer butt from me, sir.
Andrew Breitbart will give the cue for the military higher-ups to napalm Janeane Garofalo
LOL, better just nuke her from space to be sure, you pussy faggot.
Somewhere, a horse is missing its ass.
But probably not missing it very much.
ass warfare.
And the head that is firmly implanted up it.
Guess what is congealing in Andrew Breitbart's hair!
(a) His own vomit
(b) Someone else's santorum
(c) Club For Growth Pomade (Norquist jizz)
Trick question, isn't it. The answer is "All of them, Katie."
He is one of the few gay men who has no idea about distributing product evenly.
We outnumber them in this country
Only in terms of the BMI.
and we have the guns
Thanks to lax red state gun laws, there are probably more guns in South Chicago than in every exburban McMansion and trailer park combined.
>We outnumber them in this country
>>Only in terms of the BMI.
Don't scoff. If they could harness the gravitational attraction of the amalgamated mass of tea party nation, they could reverse the Fundy tides.
The idiotic NRA fought the handgun ban in Chicago – ha, ha, jokes on them!
Plus, I know for a fact there are a shit load of armed pot smoking liberals up and down the West Coast. Even scarier for Breitbart, I've met a fair number of socially liberal hunters here in Oregon (I know, it is a weird demographic, but think Teddy Roosevelt Republicans who the party has left over the last 30-40 years).
Chicago BANNED handguns ONLY criminals have them and Illinois is a BLUE STATE. 2008 Congr. Districting off.
Yeah, that was kinda my point.
Not only that, but the folks in South side Chicago have a hell of a lot more experience using them than do Andy and his "Patridiots". The black folk from Chitown and many of the white folk who do vote democratic have guns and know how to use them effectively. Andy should be very careful what he wishes for. He just may get it in boatloads shortly.
Skoal Rebel without the Skoal.
Charm, also too.
Skoal Rebel is in better physical shape and isn't a drunk either.
or the rebel.
So that's his problem — he's having a nic fit.
There is no power on earth, in space or between the dimensions of the multiverse that could make me click on that.
Look at this swinging pocket watch. Just look at it. Keep looking. Yes, that's it. Keep watching it.
(When BB touches your thigh, you will not remember anything.)
Too bad you missed the topless guest appearance by Katherine Harris at 2:12 into the video.
Not only are you gay, you're fat, whiney and need to shave.
And racist, and woman-hating, and a probable alcoholic…
sweaty cokehead, also.
Oh, I don't know, he's got that wavy long hair going for him, and those pouty lips, that boyish charm that makes you just want to cuddle him, those intense blue eyes like two deep azure pools that you just want to dive into and drown in…
Riley? Is that you?
No, but he can join us too.
Whatever happened to thin, neat and single? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
That is the first time I've seen 'be launched into the sun' mixed up with 'shave'
"There are times that I'm not thinking as clearly as I should"
When are you you thinking clearly Breitbart? I haven't seen any examples.
I can think of only one example. It was when he said "There are times that I'm not thinking as clearly as I should"
Andrew, the only reason why people in the military were coming up and thanking you is because they thought you were Bruce Vilanch.
Also, "got my back" = GAY. So STFU, you prissy motherfucker.
Oh shit! Elviously calld him prissy? He's soooooooo gay.
I like that the lurkers support him in email.
It's actually just the same soldier over and over again. Like BigGovernment commenters.
Whoa. Spanky/puppets has never served anyone in a truck stop diner much less the military.
Behind a truck stop diner, maybe.
C'mon, Bruce is in better shape than Andy is. If he put on 50 pounds and went on a gin fueled lost weekend for a month or two there might be a passing resemblance. But even then Bruce would be more funny throwing up than Andy at his best.
"There are times when I'm not thinking clearly. Like when I'm drunk. Which is all the time. Fuck, I'm smashed outta my gord and can hardly stand right now."
-Andrew Breitbart-
You mean, Andrew Breitbart isn't gay? What are we going to tell Riley now?
So, he isn't a bully but he threatens people with guns. I am having a logic issue here.
Additionally, "they" can only win by bullying & teasing, because they have no substance to their arguments, but… "We can win because there are more of us"
?
But there aren't more of them; if there were Obama wouldn't be President.
There you go with that impeccable logic thing of yours again.
But more of them have guns. So, second amendment remedies.
And again, they will win by their stunning policy statements and irreproachable logic. Which they will force you to accept at gun point. And election rigging. Because libruls are nothing but bullies.
Makes total sense.
There's your problem. He is a Conservative member of the media. Logic has no place in his world.
Well to be fair he threatened us with someone else's guns. He was thinking pretty clearly about that fine point.
Ahh. yes. Too much of a pussy to back up his own threat.
Exactly, or to add to his collection of lawsuits for that matter.
Somebody needs a hug. Riley, you there?
Or maybe Anthony Weiner could just give him another reach-around.
Man he's really playing up that gay thing. For Christ sakes Andy go on Craigs list and get your self a date already.
Did they ever catch the Craigslist killer?
He's a mean drunk.
That dude is gay…
He looks like he has been on a 3 week coke and pecker binge.
He's no homo, not him, nosiree, he is as "Str8" as any guy on Craigslist..
"he is just murderously sick and tired of being called a homo". Okay, how about drunk douche bag?
Seriously, he's about 20 years too old & 30 pounds too heavy to keep playing the drunken, bully frat boy.
About 5 days too greasy, as well. Frat boys sometimes shower, and I am convinced that Breitbart does not.
Isn't there something in body language (or maybe a Seinfeld episode) where if you touch your nose while talking, it means you're lying? Yeah, I think I saw it too… right around the time he was boasting about how the "high ranking military" said "we gotcher back."
Naturally Breitbart can't speak coherently, because he's up all night creating user ID's and posting comments.
So, yeah, everyone stop calling Andrew Breitbart gay, on Twitter.
Next time someone calls him gay, Andy should just whip out that picture of Weiner's pecker he keeps on his iPhone. That should shut them up.
"They are the bullies on the playground."
Quite an accusation from an unshaven, bedraggled shrieking ninny threatening violence.
And his sweaty head.
nancy i think you mean, shrieking NANCY.
Yes, this is the best part. Somehow, we are – at once- bullies on the playground and afraid of their big di- uh, guns. Got it, you drunken, paranoid, delusional crybaby.
Breitbart: 'Major named people in the military grabbed me and got my back.'
That doesn't sound gay at all.
I swear it sounds like the audience is laughing at him. I'm sure it's just the sound of fapping, as a room full of fat white men imagine that the uniformed, strapping studs of the US Miliary "have their backs" (ungh!), but for a minute there, I really thought that everyone was slapping their own thighs with mirthful, mocking laughter.
They were laughing at him until they realized that he'd stepped over into paranoid schizo land, and it got awfully quiet. Hard to snark watching someone be sick.
When you're a cokehead and the person leading your intervention team is Bill Maher, maybe it's time to dial it back a bit.
OT, but I almost want to downfist you, meta, since you're out of the red and headed toward — *shudder* — positive territory!
Andrew Breitbart’s soooooooo not gay. #notintendedtobeafactualstatment.
"They talk a mean game, but they will not cross that line."
Andy Breitbart, on the other hand, WILL cross that line. So quit teasing him. I mean it.
Do you really want your great-grandchildren to learn that the second American Civil War was fought and millions died because you couldn't resist taunting an insecure crybaby?
The only line Andy crosses is the full line on a glass filled with a fabulous Borocay cocktail .
RT @AbeLincoln That @JeffDavis is so gay. Meet me at Bull Run today to make fun of him LOL
And then On to Richmond!
"That line" being the one where the furry bear shows him the joys of anal. He shot and shot!
Andy will defend Bulldogs in ATL from that dastardly Sherman and his torches.
And Andrew, nobody cares if you're gay (well, except maybe gays with taste who don't want to be associated with a guy who regularly appears in public looking like a recently-deceased Marlon Brando.) They care about your wild baseless accusations against ACORN, Planned Parenthood, every politician to the left of John Boehner and anyone who thinks we shouldn't be an oligarchy.
Marlon Brando libel!
Even zombie Marlon Brando is more attractive than Breitbart. Sure, at the end, MB went off the rails, but behold and tell me there was never a more perfect specimen of a man:
Vintage Marlon Brando
I'm not impugning the young good-looking Brando at all — though to be fair, the Brando I think Breitbart resembles is more the Brando impression that Chris Elliott used to do on Letterman. This, for instance but more jowly.
You know Truman Capote said to Brando they first met?
"Someday you'll be bigger than Orson Welles."
I bet the Delphic Oracle wishes she could have thought of that one.
Breitbart doesn't want homos with good taste; Breitbart wants homos that taste good!
Does this mean the Waggaman-Breitbart wedding has been canceled? Dammit Riley, what have you done?
You'd think Breitbart wouldn't mind being called gay; at least it implies that he's getting laid by someone, rather than furiously/pathetically masturbating to Pam Geller videos.
That's prolly how it started. Masturbating to Pam Geller would prolly make me gay, too
"Gay " is a political term denoting a group of people who refuse to be bullied for who they love by intimation, innuendo, and lies. Andrew Brietbart is not gay.
Andrew Brietbart is a self-loathing faggot.
A+
(+++) for pithiness.
(+++) for tastefully appointed pithiness.
.50 caliber ZING! And I mean that non-violently.
Well done
When Bite-a-Fart says that they've got his back, I think they meant 'bareback'
Conservatives may indeed have more guns but I have to believe Democrat’s have way smaller prostates. I wouldn’t bet on Republicans if it came to a shooting war, it’s too easy to deny real-estate to a Hoverround.
"fire the first shot"
That's closet conservative "xtian" gay code for getting bukkake'd by 2 or more vietnamese teen boys. Whatever turns your screw, you bloated turd bag.
The Vietnamese are a beautiful and flexible people…
Widebeard, you went to a bar dressed in a Snuggie. Now you're perplexed as to why your macho is being questioned?
It's easy to be brave when you've got a face for radio, eh, Gay-ndy?
Screw Barack Obama and the pussy liberals with their “class warfare.”
A little class warfare might do this country some good. The other side has been waging it for decades and has just about won.
Katie Couric should get a restraining order
It's hard to imagine any man or woman wanting to have sex with that guy. Does his preference really matter either way?
He is the perfect evidence to support the Right Religious Fanatics saying allowing gay marriage will lead to folks wanting to marry their sheep. A sheep is all BBart could might (and I am not sure he could run that fast to get it).
Also, needz more "crazy homeless guy sitting beside you on the subway" rambling
I thought it was…
Is Janeane Garofalo going to have to cut a bitch? Yes, yes, I believe she will have to cut a bitch.
Fuck me, Bruce Dern's let himself go a bit hasn't he..?
He smells more like Deuce Burn.
And "ARRRR", just because it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
HARRRay!! I could hARRRdly wait for it to get hARRR!!
Yarrr, and to think I forgot all about it. I'm a scurvy dog, I am.
Yarr.
I can't believe anything Brietbart says until he shows me his long form graduation certificate from the Marcus Bachmann school of de-gaying.
The last thing he said was what kind of jumped out at me.
So, he agrees that liberal and progressive protests get next to zero coverage from the lamestream media, even while the liberal press hacks slobber all over every Tea Party rascal scooter-fest from sea to shining sea.
But it was news to me to learn that the progressives and Democrats want it that way. So now I know – thanks to Breitbart – it is all part of a conspiracy carried out by the liberal "bullies on the playground."
A true Merkin hero, standing up for the oppressed corporate executives and the white morans who dance to their fiddle.
No, no, you see, the liberals picketing Good Patriotic American CEOs are actually a huge embarrassment to the Big Liberal Media, so they sweep it under the rug. If the protests got massive coverage, it would totally prove how morally bankrupt liberalism is, so the liberal media refuses to pay any attention to the liberal protesters, so it can get on with the work of brainwashing the American People who would see through the liberal protesters' message. But not the Liberal Media's message.
See how easy that was?
And, really, if Breitbart wants to be taken seriously, he needs to dress up like a pimp, and then edit everything he says to make himself look gay. Them people will know it is not true.
I thought “fire the first shot” was a game Breitbart plays with Marcus Bachmann.
You don't have to be str8 to shoot str8. But it helps to be sober. So I'll win.
Brietbart should find an Analysis/Therapist to help him with his problems.
He just blue himself…
Andrew Breitbart is the world’s biggest victim.
So, you're saying, Andrew Breitbart is a character portrayed by Sarah Palin?
Guess the Duhv'nor had to do something with the fake baby-bump left over from Bristol's first pregnancy.
All these people are characters played by Andy Kaufman. Even when they're all standing shoulder-to-shoulder on stage, a la last week's Tea Party debate – each one of them is him.
Finally – an explanation that makes some sense.
Christ, talk about dragging the joke out too long…get to the Mighty Mouse song, already!
*Sigh*.. Where is Queer Eye for the Straight Guy when you need them?
See, I think the thing is, they don't need him.
Speaking as a gay man, I wouldn't fuck him with Anthony Weiner's dick.
Oh please, honey. Most of us wouldn't fuck him with Ann Coulter's dick.
Even Lindsey Graham's dick is out of the question.
The thought of shoving Dick Cheney in him is compelling though.
And nauseating as well!
Dick Cheney and Dick Army could BOTH fit in there comfortably.
Well, to be fair – I've seen Weiner's dick, and it wouldn't put enough distance between you and Sweaty McFartstack. Kanye West's dick, though…
I'm surprised he thinks Katie Couric's teenagers would be scared by Teabaggers. Last time I checked, most teenagers are teabaggers, of a sort. "Whaddya mean, you're gonna make me pay for that dented fender? And keep your hands off my allowance!"
And dear me, but I thought military folks were supposed to be loyal to their commander-in-chief, regardless of personal politics or party affiliation. Yet another liberal media lie.
Andy got "it on" with "Men At Work", and because they ass-slammed him, told him he was "good", he got all confused. He now thinks the "military" has "his backside". Well, I guess, some of them do. Maybe.
Fat, drunk, and being Andrew Breitbart is no way to go through life, son.
Merciful heavens. It's like you can smell his frustration thru the computer. This is one dude who needs a hot beef injection like nobody's business. Somebody put a dick in his mouth so he can STFU already. And hold him for a few minutes after. He looks like he gets pretty girly when it's over.
Sullivan described this rant as coming from "…an increasingly disturbed and paranoid Andrew Breitbart."
Haha, Sully would know…
Ok, maybe I'm confused, but he seems to be saying liberals won't resort to violence but conservatives will….which is an excellent argument for taking conservative ideas seriously, I suppose.
No, not at all, he's saying that conservatives would NEVER resort to violence….until those goddamned treasonous America-hating babykilling evilhorriblebadbadbad liberals cross the line, and then good decent patriots will rend the unholy enemies of America limb from limb and grind them into a fleshy pulp.
So liberals, violent though their sick evil impulses are, wouldn't dare push conservatives too far.
So the army is going to slaughter the political foes of Andrew Breitbart because someone twated that he was an ass cowboy? Is this the kinda shit that rolls about in fags his head?
(my apologies to the LGBT people for the insulting language. Specifically implying that Andrew Breibart is a homosexual)
"Ass cowboy" +1. Yippee ki-yi-yay motherfucker, also.
If it meets your approval, I know it's a good slur.
Yes, the military is all about treason these days. Let's just throw this out there. Who do you think the rest of the world would support if the military leaders attempted this coup that "Pound my ass into Peanut Butter" Breitbart is talking about? The very personification of George Bush's arrogance or the partisans that actually still believe in the concepts of the Constitution?
Typical despot thinking.
I thought they fired the first shot already, in Tuscon. no?
No, dear, not Tucson.
It was Dallas.
You are correct, my avian darling.
Would that I wasn't, delicious tart. Would that I wasn't.
Kennedy called Oswald gay?
I'm afraid it was even earlier. Washington D.C. Specifically the Ford Theater.
Sic Semper Chichus!
This really seems like a strange complaint from a person who got his start as Drudge's fluffer.
I wonder who these un-named "named" major military people are. Has he been hiring the services of ex-marine Jeff Gannon for some "major" military-themed butt-frothing activities?
I see Andrew works for the Onion these days…
Who the fuck is Andrew Breitbart?
Some gay dude… no big whoop…
Some drunk dude who wants to be gay but needs to be totally passed out first. Sad because nobody bothers to fuck him but he doesn't realize it. It's all very upsetting.
Fat, drunk and you is no way to go through life, son.
Gosh, Breitie, if you're so anxious to shoot someone, join the fucking Army or the Marines already. You're not too old and as of midnight tonight I understand they can't keep "teh gheys" (by that I mean you) out.
He could enlist as a "Cum Catcher" (MOS69U2) and serve with the 2/72nd Prophylactic Testing Detachment at Ft. Hymen, Utah.
The history books will read something like:
"CW II was terrible time in our nations history. It was General Breitbart that finally made a stand at the CW II battlefield we now call "Starbucks Crossing." Facing overwhelming odds against the Union forces, the Labor Union forces that is, he met General O'Donnell and her band of fighters known as the "Canyon Yodelers" for the bloody showdown."
"The fighting was soon over as the troops became confused on who to follow, considering both generals looked so much alike" reported Lt. DeGeneres.
Now that one I would love to see done up in full Ken Burns motif. I would have to be sedated and catheterized to get through it without destroying the room I viewed it in, but it would be worth it, oh, soooooooo worth it.
Sorry to be a style-manual nag, but Strunk says you should never juxtapose "long" and "Breitbart"…even in verb form.
And White fucking concurs.
Grammar libel for the win!
His girlfriend who's Canadian (that's why you wouldn't know her) says he's totally straight.
Her name wouldn't happen to be Alberta, would it?
Regina.
That's right, I said it. REGINA.
What happened to the rich wife in Beverly Hills? Seriously I can't keep up and still get the plants all watered and the dog walked.
Sure, in the new America lots of guys really go for the hard core wife with a 12 inch strap-on.
His girlfriend who's Canadian AND BLIND … there, fixed.
I was wondering exactly what kind of ring he was wearing. Is there some sort of top/bottom ring code I am unfamiliar with?
If you google "Andrew Breitbart," Andrew Breitbart gay is only 4th on the list. Time to get to work! Santorum II–it's on!
In case this war starts, we should make sure we've got our Librul Line of Succession straight…
1) G. Soros
2) J. Garafalo
3) M. Moore
4) K. Olbermann
5) A. Gore
6) B. Frank
Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright should be in there somewhere.
7) B. Sanders
8) D. Kucinich
…
Wait, wait. Who's got the tank? Olivia Dukakis?
I want Rachel as commander-in-chief.
Remember a looong time ago when Fucks Noose was rippin' on how violent James Hoffa was… man… that guy was so outrageous…
Yes, how astute, the left doesn't want to push Andy Breitbart and his ilk too far because we know they might fight back with all their guns (oooo!), instead of, you know, not wanting to push Andy et al because a) not all of us find violence fantasies titillating in this already incredibly violent enough country; b) we already had one civil war and, just perhaps, it might be a good idea to try doing what we can to avoid having another one; and c) why bother to indulge such self-aggrandizing, puerile boy-man behavior? Oh, and d) Katie Couric, are you kidding me?
Most of the websites I belong to don't allow words some find offensive (silly moralists). Thank God for Wonkette, because given the chance, I'd tell ol' Pudge there he's a wanking chocolate starfish, noob-faced, twat-hatted ignorant asshole. And I don't like him much, either.
Thank you. I feel far better now.
Oh yeah? Try saying re-tarded!
Attica! Attica! Attica! <– said in terrible mimicry of a special needs child
I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell.
With all the cool kids…
Only real manly men attend Koch Bros. protests wearing roller skates. Right, Bright Fart?
I, for one, am locked and loaded, Mr. Breitbart. You wanna dance?
I prefer the Bruce Willis approach in the Fifth Element.
"Does anyone else want to negotiate?"
I'm fairly sure this is the only dance Andy knows by heart.
I'm gonna give the little bitch a wedgie.
Also, gay Andrew Breitbart is a gay homosexual gay person who is gay.
Perhaps the self-loathing closet case should refrain from publicly humping (male) interns if he doesn't want people to think he's gay.
Call him gay again…
OT: Need proof that life is unfair? Andrew Breitbart is making money off of this.
Breitbart and Marcus Bachmann need a playdate or 12 together. Maybe if he got some hot man-on-man lovin' he wouldn't be so angry all the time…
You know who ELSE wanted to kill all the libruls…?
Olive Garden?
Ronald Regan's Zombified corpse?
Jefferson Davis?
Nancy Grace?
The Coulter-geist?
Ken Layne?
Rahm?
Who does this guy thinks he is spurting out shit like this, Jimmy Hoffa?
Fat dumb and whiny is no way to go through life, Andrew….
Um, I was surprised to learn a couple of years ago, from this same unimpeachable source, that Oprah Winfrey was actually running the White House. I've followed his every prophetic word since that fateful day.
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/andrew-br…
He's a Macho Macho Man!
Just thinking…. Perfect dance partner for Nancy Grace!
You'd know who wore the helmet in that relationship.
He is just reiterating what his cretin commentors threaten all the time.
"Major named people in the military…"
What would be Major Major Major Major, wouldn't it?
"which Major named people in the military?"
"All of them, Katie"
The classics never get old.
Never.
That's a whole lot of words about something that is "unspoken" – unless, of course, he's talking about the love that dare not speak its name.
Breitbart is crazier than a bag of bees. If that performance isn't a meth-rant I don't know what is. Also. He is gayer than Paul Lynde's sock drawer. And if you happen to read this Herr Breitbart….bring it on dude. Cuz I am sick to death of listening to right wing maggots like you who were the weird smelly fat kids with no friends in high school. Bring it boy.
I will stand with you. I feel the same way.
"…gayer than Paul Lynde's sock drawer." Oh, that is excellent. Nicely played, GR.
From Wiki:
"He changed his political views after experiencing an "epiphany" during the Clarence Thomas hearings"
"Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?"
What a great guy! I wanna be an asshole just like him…
I had the rare good fortune of getting to have a drink at lunch today and am at the feisty end of a decent little buzz. I wish Andrew were here with me. Having read this I suddenly feel like punching a motherfucker and he looks just PERFECT for that. Thanks a lot for trying to incite rednecks to rise up you fucktard, I gotta live around these assholes, so stop fucking my shit up, all right? God he sucks.
Getting hardworking working class people to shill for billionaires is one fucking outstanding acheivement of the 20th Century!
Teh gey dude has serious anger issues. He's likely to go postal at any moment, so keep lightin' him up like a cheap cigar.
"Andrew Breitbart Longing To Shoot The Next Person Who Insults Him"
Bring that shit on!
Look at that giant pussy. Wonkette, Jr. could kick his ass.
Any Wonkette, Jr.
Wait, we're talking about Andrew Brietbart? I could have sworn that was a video of Artie Lange
Don't fuck with Jeanine Garofalo
Andy is not gay. He's a mindless little goat fucker.
Mr. Breitbart, I know gay people. Gay people are friends of mine, and you sir, are not fit to lick their gay boots.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
On the same page as the article- (Andy's is the best segue ever)
"Eel slithers up man’s penis during bath (The Raw Story)"
Jim Morrison: "They got the guns but we got the numbers"
You mess with Katie Couric, you mess with me.
I didn't know he was gay! I didn't think the gays would have such a fat drunken sack of shit. I guess they let anyone in these days.
No, the gays didn't tap him. He definitely would not win them the recruiting toaster gift.
Yep Andy, you got the whole fuckin' military covering your back, and tomorrow you'll be able join up yourself and serve openly.
Hey BB, the cool kids not liking you has absolutely nothing to do with you being gay. It's the fact that you are a self-righteous, misogynistic, lying, fat fuck, drunken, piece of shit.
Actually, being gay is the only thing you do have going for you.
I'm pretty sure anyone that's ever been on the internet has been called a homo.
In fact Samuel Morse's first telegraph message was, "Professor Charles Wheatstone is gay"
You know who else threaten to kill people for calling him gay?
Chaz Bono of U2?
Andy Dick?
Himmler?
Bieber?
He's out to get Lesbians who look like Justin Beaver???
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com…
Julius Casar? (Seriously; learn your ancient gossip, people).
All the jocks I went to high school with?
Does threatening to discipline barbarians count? Or is that something completely different?
That whatzisname Talese guy?
When Breitbart talks about a shooting war he means a "shooting war."
What's a "homey gay"? Is he saying that people all calling him a black gay person, circa… like, 1990, or something?
Why would I insult this dingus on Twitter when I can do it here on teh Wonkette just as easily?
This guy seriously needs to get laid….
And by laid I mean EXUBERANT amounts of gay sex.
From that photo, this cretin is desperately in need of a shower. He may be gay, but celibacy is a bitch and with a stank on like that I'm sure he qualifies as the most frustrated koch-sucker on the planet!
For me to call Andrew Breitbart gay would be like Mel Gibson calling the Jews "oven dodgers".
Oh bitch please. Take your sweaty head, wash it off, use some deodorant and sober your drunk ass up.
Okay, hands up–Democrat, Republican, Independent, whatever–who hasn't insulted this angry, wiry-haired potato?
angry, wiry-haired potato
And when he's drunk, a yam. A big, fucking faggoty yam.
You're insulting the only vegetable Teatards will eat…
Andrew Breitbart is not a drunken psychopath and he will murder all the poors to prove it.
Christians like to kill people to convince them that they are gentle, loving people….
The way Andrew's hair looks like its got four different kinds of bodily fluids in it does something to me.
I really don't have anything to add except that this is the funniest comment thread since Turner Classic Movies had that Reagan birthday thing.
It can't be "Class Warfare"… for you have no class.
I'm scared. An all sockpuppet/clown car army is downright frightening.
I forecast future shortages of Jerkins lotion and Kleenex….
THIS, was supposed to be his big, butch, straight statement? The guy just is dripping the gay….but the video could use some anti- butt sex references if he really wants to sell it. He should talk to a pro, or a Republican House member.
OT: My best friend, Bill just now stepped off a Delta plane, flight 108 from San Diego to Atlanta and Mitt was sitting across from him. Bill will board the plane for Dulles soon. I sent him my Palin books to read and he had them with him and didn't ask Mitt to autograph one. Not only that, he forgot to say, "My BFF, Barb watched you in the debates the other night and said she could smell your cologne through the TV."
What's the use of having a BFF if they don't do the rude shit you dare them to? That's it, I am now interviewing for a new best friend, apply within.
The least your friend could've done was stand next to the governor and fart.
I bet that had Mitt farted, it would have smelled like cinnamon.
God, I can't believe Bill didn't do anything rude to amuse me. I'm starting to believe that the world is just going to H-E-double hockey sticks.
Your little "p" circle isn't even red any more. Sad times.
My son was once standing by Rush Limbaugh and I begged him to ask, loudly, if there was a danger of drug interaction with Oxy Contin and Viagra, but he said he was too embarassed. You can pick your friends…
Barb, if I was your friend I would have gone over and messed up Mitten's hair. He probably would have started crying or something.
Thanks Smurf, you are my real friend.
Bill is using the excuse that he threw his back out and was in too much pain to get arrested for me. His wife, Joy had to dress him and get his hosiery on with his shoes. I don't want to hear about his "pity sox" I want gossip and lots of it.
San Diego is the location of Mittens' shabby La Jolla beachfront shack that he is supersizing. I would have smacked him upside the head with the books and said "How's that for class warfare you twat?'
Mitt flew commerical?
Yes, Mitt flew commercial. He's unemployed.
You lassoed me at the "apply within".
BB personifies asshole. Or is that anthropomorphises?
Would you say he anusmorphises?
lighten up francis.
Wow. That was a hissy fit, fit for a queen.
Andy you're an asshole. Hope you stop by.
If he is not a drunk, I am willing to believe he has a pill problem.
I'm pretty sure this miserable piece of shit should be on the latter but is abusing both.
But what can you say? Birds of a bloated feather (RushBo) squawk together.
He can't fire the first shot. The guy he was with did that last night. All over his forehead.
Talking about violence like that is… so… soft…
I don't think the gay community would want you Not so Breit!!
Yes, Andrew, I bet a lot of people in the military are "behind you." I'm just sayin'…
Breitbart must be trying to get the nomination??? i want to see him in the next debate.
anyway, he's probably just jealous that, historically, more guys have wanted to fuck Garofalo than would ever even consider him.
"My ideas are bankrupt and I'm an asshole, but I know people with guns, so there."
Fuck you, Breitbart. And them.
Wait, he said PUBLIC Sector Union Thugs are bullies? School teachers, health care workers, EMTs and public administrators – ? What??
That ain't spittle, it's Santorum residue.
Andrew Breitbart, you are a homo!
Fun would be having a network of people going sniper on his ass with paint ball guns for a couple of weeks.
You know what I did this weekend, fuckwad? I went to a Liquor, Guns and Ammo party hosted by a couple of our lesbian friends. There was quite a bit of firepower there and folks who knew how to shoot pretty good. Lots of good food and drink, lots of smart people and if there were any asshole conservatives they were keeping their mouths shut.
Lol, name the time and place Breitbart. I'll end your punk ass chicken hawk's existence in a New York minute. Scrub ass wannabe tough I say…
Andy, it gets better. Well, it will if you stop being a whiny bitch rage addict.
Andy, "major prolapse" and "private parts" are not "members" of the military.
Somebody get Andy a cupcake. He can't get laid, what with that squishy ass of his, and he needs the endorphins.
It isn't possible to talk about Andy without insulting him. All the English words that refer to this sack of shit are insults.
Yeah, there's nothing more "vicious" than being called gay. What kind of evil person would do such a thing? Hitler maybe? Yeah, that's who.
someone needs to tell that crazy shouty lady she could use a shave
Can I still refer to him using Stephen Colbert's coinage, "pirate smoker?"
OMG, "gay" is not an insult, you stupid fucking conservtards!
He's used to firing the first shot alright, takes about 40 seconds and a sufficiently docile hamster.
Definately has to rent to own if you know what I mean. Totally Gay.
I never thought of it before, but you'd think a woman would make him clean up a little better. He does always seem to have that three day bender look going.
there are times when I'm not thinking as clearly as I should, no sh*t Sherlock …
Can you even imagine that fairy in a teeth-smashing, unzip-your-guts fight? No. The last thing Andy fought over was a front row seat at the Freddy Mercury estate sale.
So when he talks about bringing it on he means, of course, to people other than him.
So who is Andie Breitbart, and why does he dress in drag 24/7?
That third shot to a sealed vacuum could produce quite an explosion.
I'm glad to see you are on duty today. I am frankly sorry however to hear you advocate wasting bullets. Chuck will charge extra for that shit.
Well, technically it was Jackie, but still…
Fer real!
Haha! Farragut Nazis! Yeah, the West side of town isn't known for it's liberals. I reckon most of them are downtown way. I'm just saying there are more of us here than we're given credit for.
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