• May 26, 2012

Last Thousand Or So Americans Still Mad About Economy Stage Protest

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  

What are these New York City “Day of Rage” protesters angry about this time? We are pretty sure the Patriot Act in its current iteration specifies that Americans are only allowed to be mad about out a) the local anusburger chain running out of McNuggets or b) the last-minute cancellation of a Justin Bieber mall appearance, so we hope for their sake it is one of those two things, otherwise SEE YOU ALL IN GITMO, COMMUNISTS.

No, they are apparently the only few thousand people or so in America who are upset by America’s continuing downward spiral of poverty and unemployment. Everyone else, eh, sort of fine with it, the teevee connection still works and the Yahoo! News comments sections are still open, ZZZZ.

From Allison Kilkenny writing for The Nation:

A protester named Larry says that he joined the movement to protest the pitiful conditions of workers, particularly black and Hispanic employees. He fears the budget cutbacks will disproportionately affect the poor majority. “Wall Street makes its money off of exploitation,” he says. “We’ve sacrificed enough. That’s how they’ve got their billions.”

Spurring a Tahrir or Spanish revolution was an incredibly lofty goal, and all told, about a thousand protesters made it down to Wall Street. It seems some element—some unseen ingredient—is missing from America’s climate to spur the great cultural revolution seen in the Arab world. Of course, everyone has a different diagnosis for why the anti-establishment mass protests haven’t hit America’s shores yet.

Uh, because the Emmys were on last night, come on. That was an easy one.

At least America’s favorite baby Jesus statue, the Golden Bull survived the peaceful hippie onslaught, thanksandgoodjob NYPD:

[YouTube/The Nation]

{ 161 comments }

Come here a minute September 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm

This is exactly like the running of the bulls in Pamplona, in reverse and upside-down.

OneDollarJuana September 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Maybe they should try Tomantina.

Radiotherapy® September 19, 2011 at 1:09 pm

And without the danger of being gored to death. Being bored to death, however, is another matter.

Negropolis September 20, 2011 at 3:12 am

Well, except that you probably have a better chance of being beaten or shot to death by the NYPD than being gored in Pamplona to be honest.

hagajim September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

More like the running of the bullshit.

horsedreamer_1 September 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Larry was a strong man. He was strong of body, strong of will. He would combat the force arrayed against him. Against us. He might not emerge victorious, either. But he would fight. He would always fight.

/papa'd

Biel_ze_Bubba September 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Hey, those billions aren't going to make themselves… you think it's easy screwing $3 out of each and every US citizen? And that only gets you one lousy billion!

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Yep. The first billion is always the hardest.

SexySmurf September 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm

How come I don't see any banksters hanging from those lamp posts? Revolution FAIL.

LesBontemps September 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm

I know, right? Where are the pitchforks and torches?

V572 T-Blow September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Costco was out of them this week.

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Defenestration or GTFO!

axmxz September 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm

In other words, GTFOtW or GTFO.

Buzz Feedback September 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Silent Majority in diabetic coma.

hagajim September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Silent Majority can't afford to get to NYC

TanzbodenKoenig September 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm

The unseen, missing element is skinny people. Fatties don't riot – the police can outrun their scooters – which is of course why the Baggers are so upset that Olive Garden is drying up their crippling Alfredo and Breadstick butter-putty (used to work at OG definitely NOT butter) addictions.

baconzgood September 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Is that cop picking his nose?

DashboardBuddha September 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm

No…he's just looking for probable cause.

horsedreamer_1 September 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm

The other kind of gold-digger on Wall Street.

gurukalehuru September 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Why, yes. Yes, he is.

ttommyunger September 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm

It takes a disaster of Biblical Proportions to get Americans away from the toob and off of their fat asses; for instance: a President who is near.

metamarcisf September 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm

The only site that I saw that even mentioned this was going to take place was World Net Daily. It was billed as a "Day of Rage", with protestors planning to occupy Wall St. for months. It ended up being upstaged by the Jets' blowout of Jacksonville.

memzilla September 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Time to bring back the upturned martini glass, NYC graffito for "The Party's Over."

EatsBabyDingos September 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Craven Idols like the Bull are A-OK! The Bible loves 'em and says lots of things about them, like to make them out of gold and put them in yer alters. Or something.

memzilla September 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

We all know how well it worked out the last time people worshipped a golden bull.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 19, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Hey, it was going swell until some religious nut came out of the woods with what he claimed were God's rules, written on tablets. Patently insane nonsense, but a bunch of dimwits took him at his word, and there's been fighting ever since.

(What's really crazy is that this has happened more than once!)

WhatTheHeck September 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm

How cute. These people think they make a difference. Keep thinking that guys. It'll help you with life in an internment camp.

Pragmatist2 September 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

The rest of America is too weak from hunger to protest the economic collapse.

emmelemm September 19, 2011 at 2:14 pm

The rest of America is too full of high fructose corn syrup and anusburgers, served to them for $1 a piece, to protest the economic collapse.

Dr_Zoidberg September 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Oh, thank god, the golden idol was protected.

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Emmys, my ass. Michael Vick returning to Atlanta is why they stayed away in droves.

donner_froh September 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

The people of third world hell-holes have structural adjustment (austerity, poverty, bodies rotting in the streets) imposed on them by the rapacious greedheads represented by the IMF and World Bank.

Here we do it ourselves.

V572 T-Blow September 19, 2011 at 1:11 pm

That's why it's called democracy idiocracy.

HistoriCat September 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm

For Freedumb!!!

fartknocker September 19, 2011 at 1:24 pm

And the electorate vote in millionaires probably with the thought that because they are rich, they are interested in improving the prosperity of fellow Americans. The millionaires are so disconnected from the needs of the average American voter and they don't give a rat's ass.

Sharkey September 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Yoga? Really? Maybe they were just "planking".

Lucidamente1 September 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm
babyeinstein September 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

At first that article made me feel sick, but then it made me feel better, because I learned that stupid "patriot" assholes were crowing over the death of innocent kids long before the Tea Party showed up.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm

In the good old days, whenever the unwashed free-lovin' druggie hippie freaks would have some protest around Wall Street, the Republican leaders could call on the AFL-CIO to organize a "spontaneous" counter-demonstration/head stomping. But thanks to the intervening 40 years of union-busting, today the AFL – CIO probably couldn't muster 200 able-bodied people who weren't already too exhausted from double-shifts to move.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 19, 2011 at 11:04 pm

If they did show up, they'd be with the protesters this time around. The GOP knows better than to roust them from their recliners on a football day.

DerrickWildcat September 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm

I have touched that cow statue!

DashboardBuddha September 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm

One way or another we have all touched, or been touched by that statue.

Steverino247 September 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Show me on the doll where the bull touched you…

TheMightyHaltor September 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm

It's a bull statue. I know because I've touched it too.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 19, 2011 at 11:05 pm

I used to walk past it every day. It's got two shiny spots from all the pilgrims touching it. One of them is on the nose.

Negropolis September 20, 2011 at 3:20 am

How I wish they'd have turned it into a steer…

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Funny I haven't seen anything about this on CNN…

20,000 (according to the article) people protesting against Wall Street is just not newsworthy, just like 200,000 protesting against the plan to invade Iraq was not. 50 or so teabaggers angry that they have to pay taxes and there's a black man in the White House, however, is national news.

reliefsinn September 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm

You are so right. When Mittens joined the TP Express slobs here in NH, after a sparkling program starting with the National Anthem, plus some original songs written by the TP, all sung by an off-key, trashy looking woman in cutout jeans with leather lacings and high heels, and some jerk in a cowboy hat who plugged his youtube site, "press one for english", there were about 150 people, tops, though it was described as being in "the hundreds".
Most of the blonde, blue-eyed upper middle class Romney supporters looked as if the combination of mawkish patriotism, sappy religion and terrible "humor" of the TPE was totally lost on them.
Several major news outlets were there, NYT, (which ran a front page story) Huffpo, CNN, plus every local outlet. The Ron Paul supporters and Cain followers, along with lady who wanted to collect signatures against requiring a photo ID to vote (who soon realized she was perhaps in the wrong place), definitely outnumbered any TP followers.

V572 T-Blow September 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm

The kid at 1:42 obviously has not learned that wearing your baseball hat backwards lowers your IQ by about 20 points. It's a scientific fact!

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm

True dat. And it seems to affect the surroundings too. The moment when my just-turned-teenage son started wearing his hat backwards was also the precise moment when I went from being in his eyes the smartest guy on the planet to the dumbest creature in the universe.

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I know how that feels. When my daughter went from sweet, strawberry blond to crabby, vampire goth (dyed that beautiful head of hair BLACK), she insisted that I didn't know anything. I swore that some aliens must have kidnapped her and left a robot or something in her place.

I can tell you that the aliens must have gotten tired of her. The sweet girl came back, eventually. Your son will do the same.

SexySmurf September 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I hate Wall Street, but I also hate bongo-playing hippies so I'm conflicted.

Seriously, why can't we have a real political movement of smart, normal people with actual solutions to our economic problems instead of stupid commies using this opportunity to bitch about legalizing weed or the Philippines or something equally irrelevant.

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Well, I think the short answer is that smart, normal people are too freakin' busy working their asses off to organize or participate in a political movement.

dizzeeboy September 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm

This whole "dress and act creatively" idea instantly marginalizes any protest. As Taibbi pointed out in "Spanking the Donkey," get 10,000 to wear white shirts, black pants and shoes, and march in lockstep down Wall St. — that's what it'll take to scare the shit out of these MFs.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Black shirts have also been used to impressive effect, once upon a time.

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 2:39 pm

"…get 10,000 to wear white shirts, black pants and shoes, and march in lockstep…"

Sounds like a regular day in Salt Lake City.

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Exactly; I don't know why so many hippie protesters insist on looking and acting like hipppie freaks when they protest instead of trying to look respectable. The media already likes to treat any left-wing protest as being the work of a bunch of out-there freaks instead of normal Americans, it doesn't help when most of them look the part and come unshowered and dressed in rags with full beards halfway down their chests or with ten pounds of metal sticking out of their face, much less dressing in costumes or carrying puppets.

Chet Kincaid September 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm

That is the problem! If the few 20-something kids with the "freedom" to go camping/protesting would just get some fashion advice, perhaps from one of those makeover shows on the the cable, we could have this Wall Street shit solved. Who dressed Egypt?

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

I wonder if we would've gotten out of Vietnam much sooner if the original hippies hadn't been, well, hippies; it's much easier to marginalize groups that dress an act like freaks. The one group of protestors that Nixon genuinely feared were the Vietnam Veterans Against the War, who were disciplined and marched in their uniforms, unlike most of the other protestors.

LettucePrey September 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm

My city has Code Pink, who insist on looking and acting like mentally unstable freaks–everything from standing in the street naked with a megaphone, to camping on Nancy Pelosi's front lawn, to covering themselves in fake blood. The irony is, most people support them philosophically, but are so embarassed by their tactics that we marginalize them. It doesn't help any left-wing cause when their loudest representatives are aging, overprivileged hags. (And no, I'm not generalizing, that is precisely who Code Pink are.)

In the end, they accomplish absolutely nothing except for a couple of hilarious YouTube videos and maybe a few arrests. And shitting where they eat, also, too. Yep, that's the stuff revolutions are made of.

fuflans September 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm

free mumia!

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Save the Rosenbergs!

horsedreamer_1 September 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Csolgolz was a patsy!

babyeinstein September 19, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Good idea! Why don't you get started on that, and let me know when you've discovered what a "real political movement" is, as opposed to "people gathering to protest political ideologies with which they disagree."

Chet Kincaid September 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm

So what are you (and by you I mean "we") doing about it? Anything that starts and ends on the Internet doesn't count.

PapistRadical September 19, 2011 at 2:47 pm

The revolution, any REAL Revolution we will get in this country, is not going to be restricted to a homogeneous groups of whomever you (or I) deem "norms". Breaking down the covers of social normalcy in a spirit of carnival is a common feature you will come across in the history of great human struggles (American, French, Russian, ect). And revolutions generally begin with plurality of different demands, so let them by all means "bitch" about our drug policies, or our collusion with crap foreign governments, as well against Wall Street banksters. All social evils are part of the same family of cancers that rot the human spirit, so why not ?

PhilippePetain September 19, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Huh, it seems that in the past the people breaking down the social norms weren't a bunch of over-privileged, under-intelligent clowns. Maybe I'm wrong.

babyeinstein September 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm

What is this "over-privileged, under-intelligent clowns" shit? I'm seeing this all over the place. These protesters are ON OUR SIDE. They're calling out Wall Street, which is way more legit than spineless Dems pouting about Republican politicians. You're mad because…what? They're young? A bunch of them are white? Kids who come from money can't be pissed as hell about what's happening in this country?

I don't mean to single you out or anything, but this attitude is everywhere and it genuinely baffles me. Why rip apart the good guys because you're under the impression that they're "under-intelligent"? Why not just say, "Hey, those kids may be goofy and probably aren't too affected by the recession, but good on 'em for getting off their laptops and at least trying to do something"?

And believe me, it hurts me to type anything negative with Philippe's little face is looking out at me.

PhilippePetain September 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm

1. They're not too bright.
2. They represent everything that everyone hates about the left and if this is the face of our side, yeah a lot of people are going to be (and have already been) saying no thanks.
3. I've had to deal with these people on so many occasions I can't even begin to count them, and guess what? They're every bit as bad as the teapartiers. i don't give a shit whose "side" they're on. What am I, in kindergarten where the fucking sides make me judge a persons worth? Fuck that.
4. I know you're not singling me out, and shit man, I don't mean to perpetuate something that you think is unfair… I'm just saying. There's a reason that I can't get people that I know – who agree with every damn thing the Democrats (and the left writ large) believe in – to vote. And for a shit ton of them, no matter how little sense it makes on a logical level, the archetype represented by these people is what makes them refrain. They equate getting involved or giving a shit with this ridiculous Burning Man bullshit, and it's why we lost the working class.

I resent that. Enormously.

PhilippePetain September 20, 2011 at 6:10 pm

Also, Philippe does not agree with me, he thinks this is the saddest thing.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 19, 2011 at 11:19 pm

"Smart, normal people with actual solutions to our economic problems" make for lousy video clips, and don't attract the attention of the media (they don't even exist as far as Faux News is concerned.) If you're lucky, you might hear them talking on NPR sometimes.
And this election cycle, we've got Obama as the Dems locked-in candidate, and a bunch of clowns trying to out-stupid one another for the GOP nomination.

Obama is in fact one of those smart, normal people, by the way. If we could throw enough of those ignorant, obstructionist dickwads out of Congress, he might have a shot at fixing things, but I'm not optimistic.

sunmusing September 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Needs some bullets and bombs, maybe some cops on horseback charging the line of protesters, blood and guts on the streets, buttsexing the bull, oh wait……..What would Scorsese do?

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Kirsten, you forgot two other allowable reasons to protest:

3) Brown people hate us for our freedoms, and are planning on building a mosque or something.

4) The President is black.

Plus it is a well known fact that protests in the United States only work if you have someone dressed up in a tricorn hat and ruffles. If you do that, FOX News will find some old footage to play during their coverage that will make the protest look like it was 20 times bigger than reality. Everyone knows that.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm

5) Red Lobster and Olive Garden are going to start offering apple slices.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2011 at 3:29 pm

By the Founding Fathers, that makes me want to grab a Molotov Cocktail right there!

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm

As long as you stay away from the shrimp cocktail you'll be fine.

BarackMyWorld September 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
donner_froh September 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Love it!

BarackMyWorld September 19, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Wish I could take credit, but its been making the rounds for a short time now.

Come here a minute September 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Who needs to protest in the street? We've got the powerful office of the president on our side, and Barry's about to take them down with MATH WARFARE!

veritass September 19, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Haha, Wall Street protest. So cute. It completely misses the real problem. Has someone told these people that the president is black?

smashaduck September 19, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Silly kids. Everyone knows the only real way to get your protest covered by CNN is to "like" the facebook page of said protest.

Goonemeritus September 19, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Do you think we can convince NATO to help out with this “Class Warfare™”?

bikerlaureate September 19, 2011 at 1:04 pm

That toddlin' town. The Bronx is up and Manhattan is down.

Rosie_Scenario September 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm

"Toddlin' town" is Chicago.

"New York, New York is a helluva town, the Bronx is up, etc."

Servicey.

bikerlaureate September 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I could claim to speaking in Teabaggish, but… yeah… okay. Mea culpa.

Callyson September 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Occupy Wall Street…not a bad idea, actually. All the people who lost their houses have to live somewhere.

smashaduck September 19, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Time for a new Hooverville.

DashboardBuddha September 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Since nothing happens without sponsorship these days, maybe a national restaurant chain can get in on the action and call it a Hooterville.

HistoriCat September 19, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Will there be scantily clad women?

Now that's how you get a crowd to show up!

ifthethunderdontgetya September 19, 2011 at 1:09 pm

At least America’s favorite baby Jesus statue, the Golden Bull survived the peaceful hippie onslaught, thanksandgoodjob NYPD:

Golden Bull/Pagan Idol 2012!
~

DerrickWildcat September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

My little town had 3,000 people dress up like zombies and walk around town for a few hours.

An_Outhouse September 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Were you in that movie? The one with the zombies?

Oblios_Cap September 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Americans are trained by their corporate masters to:

a) obey laws
b) pay your debts
c) respect authority
d) pay their taxes and
e) bankruptcy should only be used as a last resort.

In short, all the values that corporations (peoplez) disregard everyday.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:41 pm

A consequence of some of these:
b.1) If you have borrowed money against an asset, and the sole penalty for ceasing to pay back the loan is the forfeiture of said asset, and the current market value of the asset is significantly less than the amount you owe, you should keep paying off the loan and not default.

No corporation in the world would fail to default in that circumstance, and if it didn't default the shareholders would probably sue the board.

hagajim September 19, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Why do a protest on Wall St. on a Sunday? All those rick fucks are in the Hamptons on that particular day….why not on Monday?

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Yeah, those "rick fucks" are something else, eh?

hagajim September 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Apparently I have Rick "Fuck" Perry on the brain.

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I figured as much. I didn't think it could be Rick "Fuck" Santorum.

LesBontemps September 19, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Needs moar cow-tipping.

not that Dewey September 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Will this do?

MissTaken September 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Ah, it's so cute when hippies try to be relevant!

MrFizzy September 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm

The whole bunch of you need to shut up and get back in line – maybe Jamie Dimon will come by and let you shine his shoes.

donner_froh September 19, 2011 at 1:20 pm

The protesters had more tweets than the bankers, so they win!

owhatever September 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Stout members of the NYC Police Union surrounded the golden calf of greed in protest. Huzzah!

Lesson: We hate being poor, but on an NFL football Sunday, don't call us from the teevee.

el_donaldo September 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm

The revolution will not be flash-mobbed, apparently.

subsum September 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm

More high-fructose corn syrup, peeps!

proudgrampa September 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Meh. People who live near enough to Wall Street to protest there gotta have more money than I do.

babyeinstein September 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm

"People from all over the country gathered near Wall Street…"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/wa...

Kids are organizing carpools from Florida and Wisconsin over Twitter the last time I checked in on it. These ain't just New York hipsters.

bureaucrap September 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Remember the Bonus Army and how successful they were? We could be at least THAT successful.

V572 T-Blow September 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Army chief of staff and future Hero of the Pacific and Supreme Lord of the Japanese Occupation Douglas MacArthur personally commanded the cavalry and infantry that drove them off and burned their camps, as any loyal American would.

The wiki is a good read. Stimulus spending in the good old days! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army

During the military operation, Major Dwight D. Eisenhower, later President of the United States, served as one of MacArthur's junior aides. Believing it wrong for the Army's highest-ranking officer to lead an action against fellow American war veterans, he strongly advised MacArthur against taking any public role: "I told that dumb son-of-a-bitch not to go down there," he said later. "I told him it was no place for the Chief of Staff."

iburl September 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

You shalt have no other Gods before the golden bull!

SayItWithWookies September 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

It's hard to get people energized about complex ideas with complex solutions. The people who want Wall Street reform are at a disadvantage if they want to explain the issues and impose regulations, since very few people get fired up about regulatory reform. Now if there was some celebrity willing to get on Dr. Phil and The View and tell everyone that your 401(k) causes autism, we'd be fuckin' set.

V572 T-Blow September 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

It would be particularly effective if the 401(k) = autism spokesmodel had huge fake boobs, like Jenny McCarthy. Because people whose entire livelihood and notoriety depends looking attractive are way more persuasive than nerds in white coats.

"Well she doesn't know anything about science…"
"But she was in Playboy!"

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm

What we need is to fight fire with fire; find some hot young biologist who can calmly describe why the anti-vaccers are full of shit while appearing in Playboy in nothing but her lab coat and glasses.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Absolutely. And even if she can't calmly describe why the anti-vaccers are full of shit, I'm down with the plan.

SayItWithWookies September 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I'll have to check out their "Ladies of the CDC" issue for an expert witness.

Come here a minute September 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Or just have anybody tell Michele Bachmann before a debate. Then when an economic question comes up, Michele will say, "A worried mom told me she opened a 401k, and now her child is autistic! This is something we should be taking very seriously.Do we want to risk mental retardation in our future generations?"

LesBontemps September 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm

I'm not sure that opening a 401(k) in this economy isn't a sign of mental retardation in itself.

UnholyMoses September 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm

It's hard to protest when you're working three part-time jobs just to buy a five-pack of Ramen noodles and bus fare, all while walking with an extreme limp that you can't get checked out due to no health insurance.

Well, that and FOOTBALL.

MissTaken September 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

DustBowlBlues September 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

"Uh, because the Emmys were on last night, come on. That was an easy one."

I think it was the cringe-worthy Emmys show they were protesting. What a total piece of shit. Thank god I'm a liberal, so the by-laws dictate I had to switch to Masterpiece Mystery for half of the Emmys.

SorosBot September 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm

But who doesn't want to see awards heaped on the inoffensive mediocrity that is Modern Family instead of actual high-quality, innovative shows? At least Peter Dinklage and Coach Taylor won.

genxr September 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Pffffft. They probably don't even own teevees.

Chichikovovich September 19, 2011 at 2:49 pm

They look pretty rich to me. TV's (even color Teevee's!), refrigerators, even 15 year old rusty cars and a battered window air-conditioner cooling the smallest room of their apartment.

Those guys are loaded!

fuflans September 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

oh THAT was the protest with the cabernet…

Mumbletypeg September 19, 2011 at 1:56 pm

You, with your cabernet.
That made me laugh the other day ~

GeorgiaBurning September 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Considering the price of scrap metal, it's surprising that statue is still there.

johnnyzhivago September 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

When the cops outnumber the protesters, it's not a demonstration, it's a Dunkin Donuts fan meet-up.

GorzoTheMighty September 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

The picture. I am not getting it. Were the protesters dressed like the police? Protesters on potty break? No shows? Phoning it in?

BTWBFDIMHO September 19, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Class Warfare? BMW against Mercedes Benz? America won't tolerate it!

MissTaken September 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Nothing I like more than seeing a bunch of pigs ringed up inside a fence with a bull.

DahBoner September 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Try getting a small business loan from a Wall Street bank.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhhahahahha!

Doktor Zoom September 19, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Enormous economic inequalities (and the reconfiguring of the tax code to increase them) don't bother Americans. Screwing around with the fat and salt content of their anusburgers is what causes protest.

HistoriCat September 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Whatever you do, don't change the logos for their favorite stores or the flavor of their corn-syrup drink!

Major Thom September 19, 2011 at 2:16 pm

LKF (little known fact) The Merrill Lynch Bull's scrotum was used as the model for TruckNutZ.

KeepFnThatChicken September 19, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Now if they had talked about this EVERY DAY on the Glenn Beck program, people would have showed up. But the difference is that the Glenn Beck people went to Washington, where the policy is merely shaped.

…but where it originates? 1k showed up.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Bongos!
Nothing scares the wall streeters like pounding on a set of bongos.

Radiotherapy® September 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Good to see the kids going right to the source.They can learn valuable life lessons, e.g., buy low, sell high. Or, the SEC is feckless.

Chet Kincaid September 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm

What's with the ruminating hipsters at about :55? Is that the "bottoms-up democracy" I've been hearing about?

HistoriCat September 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I could put in a Marcus Bachman joke here but just like most Americans can't bother with being outraged by Wall Street, I can't bother with the Bachman joke.

imissopus September 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Stage a protest on a Sunday when no one's on Wall Street and the Jets are playing at home? That's some good planning there, noodle brains.

fletc3her September 19, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Is it wrong that every time you mention anus burgers I get hungry?

LettucePrey September 19, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Don't these guys realize there are people starving in Somalia?

Also, stealing the name of a 1969 Weathermen protest (which was about the illegal shooting of Fred Hampton by Chicago police) is epic fail.

unclejeems September 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Nah. One yoga person protesting Wall Street crimes is a tragedy. Twenty thousand is just a statistic.

Rotundo_ September 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm

A dozen cops guarding a bronze bulls' balls from the protesters. Since it has apparently become a religious icon, they had ought to move it into the NYSE or someplace similar to keep it safe and out of the elements. (rolls eyes and plants face in hands)

antispandex September 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm

It says a lot that Weather Underground is now where you go for weather reports on line. Sorry kids, we failed you.

Sassomatic September 19, 2011 at 5:57 pm

The cops were just guarding the bull against another zombie attack

widget2011 September 19, 2011 at 7:01 pm

I think in this case what is needed is a "French" revolution. Lets find the next Robes Pierre, polish up the guillitine and start out with the Kock Brothers. I think just lopping those two heads off would send a strong message to the rest of the right wing zealots.

zhubajie September 20, 2011 at 1:25 am

The revolution will not be televised. Nor will it be Twittered or announced on Facebook. If some violent period in US history *does* begin, it'll probably start with Breitbart types in death squads, or televangelists telling their flocks "kill the cockroaches! Smite the heathen! God wants it!" Those attacked will retaliate, and before you know it, it's Bosnia, 1990s, or Warlord China.

Negropolis September 20, 2011 at 3:11 am

From Allison Kilkenny…

OMG; she killed Kenny!

BTW, can we stop this ruse of calling NYC law enforcement a police department, as if it's some quaint, local police department? They've basically become little more than a regional branch of the CIA and FBI.

Negropolis September 20, 2011 at 3:33 am

You know, say what you will about them, but the woman at about 1:15 is dead-fucking right. The government keeps fucking around and they'll get some scary black-and-browns protesting. The Black Panthers didn't just happen overnight.

PhilippePetain September 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm

You have no idea how right you are. I never protested a single thing until the Iraq war push made it impossible not to precisely because I fucking hate these stilt walking, face painting, yoga-during-A-FUCKING-PROTEST-practicing, papier mache head wearing, "eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" spouting dipshits made it so unpalatable that I couldn't bring myself to associate with them. The sad reality seems to me to be that these egotistical pricks are mainly in it as a status symbol, an image qualification, and don't care if they make any gains or drive people away, because they're more busy being impressed with themselves and trying to impress little perky titted Moonbeam than actually achieving any objective end.

babyeinstein September 20, 2011 at 6:20 pm

I hear you. And I hate us too in a lot of ways (or at least, I think I should say "us," since I'm in my early twenties, I live in a big city, I went to a small private college, and I'm a liberal). Hipsters are some of the most self-loathing group of people you'll ever meet, just constantly hating on the bullshit whining from over-privileged white kids while, of course, whining and being privileged themselves.

But the problem I have with your line of thinking is that it doesn't leave us anywhere to go or give us any way to help. Should I be banned from political action because I'm white and some of my friends wear bandanas? If people don't vote because they hate hippies, how is that my responsibility? Isn't it their responsibility, for conflating "hippies" with "the left" with "Democrats" with "hipsters" etc, and letting their distaste for a particular age group keep them from acting on their political convictions?

I know the "sides" thing is silly and I probably shouldn't have framed it that way; I guess all I'm trying to say is that if you don't like that this is the face of the left, then go out and be a different face. Don't blame us for a lack of action from reasonable people, blame those so-called "reasonable people" for scoffing at us for our age and throwing their hands up and deciding, well, fuck it.

babyeinstein September 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm

NOOOOO Philippe! I never wanted to make you sad…

PhilippePetain September 20, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Look, it's not an specific age, income level, level of parental affluence, etc. that I'm picking on. It's the presentation. I know a lot of people younger than me that are probably a whole lot smarter than I am. And no, no no no…I'm not saying that these people shouldn't be "allowed" to participate. I guess I'm just wishing for a day when protest was a solemn, serious matter that showed people that break their backs all day that yeah, we're there and we will fight with and for you. That doesn't exist, and I'm not altogether sure it ever did, but I'm relatively certain that having yoga relaxation breaks and beating on bongos in the park isn't showing anyone that a person is ready for anything but to be made into exactly what the right wants; an ineffective caricature.

I understand that it takes all kinds of people and that I probably should be a little less judgmental, and that, yes absolutely there are people that love to beat on bongos that are fucking intelligent as hell and don't like to be fucked with. I just don't think that's the majority of them.

You're absolutely right that it's the general public's fault for conflating hippies with democrats with hipsters with whatever else. It's stupidity. But honestly, what would you think if you were in their shoes?

Anyway. Keep on keeping on. I'm secretly rooting for you all.

babyeinstein September 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm

"I guess I'm just wishing for a day when protest was a solemn, serious matter that showed people that break their backs all day that yeah, we're there and we will fight with and for you. That doesn't exist, and I'm not altogether sure it ever did, but I'm relatively certain that having yoga relaxation breaks and beating on bongos in the park isn't showing anyone that a person is ready for anything but to be made into exactly what the right wants; an ineffective caricature."

This. Yes. We are in agreement. I'll get back to my real job now…

biocurious September 20, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Richard Feynman played the bongo drums.

The things they're protesting are fucking depressing. I'm miserable about the state of America. Aren't you? I can't hate on people trying to find joy in the middle of a soul-crushing economic and political situation.

PhilippePetain September 20, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Feynman!!! Well, that settles it, I'm an asshole.

And I guess you're right. Fuck it. The only answer for everyone else is beer, so why not.

biocurious September 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Ahh, we can't insert photos. So I will just direct you to this, one of my favorite photographs. http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/jimmyt/defa...

PhilippePetain September 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Ha! Brilliant.

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