Jim Perry? Tim Perry? Kim Perry? Cornball downmarket-brand millionaires like Donald Trump are not required to remember the names of the people they meet. Whoever this person is, Donald Trump is so relevant and important in American politics that he got to have dinner with him. That is the main point, that Donald Trump is relevant. Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump.

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  • Jim Perry?

    The man who hosted the Canada City game show "Definition" and the US America "Sale of the Century."

    Yeah that's it Trumpy.

    • __kth__

      Oddly, "Card Sharks" is the Jim Perry-emceed show that gets rerun the most, as Sale of the Century was by consensus the better show.

  • Callyson

    "If the Republicans pick the wrong candidate, and that could happen…I would certainly think about running as an independent."
    The first piece of good news for Obama since bin Laden was whacked…

  • SexySmurf

    Adding: "I especially liked Jim Perry in those Ace Ventura movies."

  • Barb

    In the video, Donald says that China is "pillaging our country" How do they have time when they are so busy making the products in the Donald Trump line of fashions?

    • DustBowlBlues


    • OneYieldRegular

      Have you seen those shirts? A white collar over gold pinstripes? If that's not "pillaging," I don't know what is.

  • jjdaddyo

    Donald Trump is as fashion-conscious about republican politics as a 14 year-old girl is about cell phones.

  • baconzgood

    Don is the kind of strong leadership we need. Any one with the guts to fire Maria Kanellis should lead this nation.

  • savethispatient

    It's an easy mistake to make; he obviously means Jim Parry.

    • HistGuy

      You can't grep Donald Trump.

  • HistoriCat

    Sure, Trump didn't get the name right but the food! It was definitely a step up from pizza.

    Poor Sarah Palin – no fancy eatin' for you.

  • Radiotherapy┬«

    He must not be impressed with "the blacks" in the field. 999.

  • edgydrifter

    They probably talked about hair care products for an hour before T-rump excused himself to use the restroom so he could skip out to his waiting limo leaving Governor Cowpunch holding the bill.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      I sure hope so. Perry's face as it gradually dawned on him that he'd just been stiffed by a NYC hustler would be a sight I'd pay to see.

  • Indiepalin

    Both Jim Perry and his brother Gaylord, were fantastic Major League pitchers a generation ago.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Saw Gaylord pitch his 300th win in the old King Dome. Now that was another time.

      • That was a great game! Beat the MFYs 7-3 and splattered KY jelly all over the backstop.

    • RodneyBadger

      Gaylord LOL!

  • fletc3her

    Jim "Tricky Rick" Perry.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Much as I despised Nixon (and he was quite a louse), intellectually, he was far above this miserable bag of poisoned rat dicks named Rick Perry. Far above.

  • Sue4466

    I for one am relieved Trump will be ready to get in the race when the GOP elects the wrong person. Trump/Trump 2012.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Oh, you don't think Palin will try to grab her some of Donald's action?

  • poncho_pilot

    i have a very good relationship with Chim-Chim Perry.

  • edgydrifter

    Every party deserves it's own Lieberman.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    …how does China "do a number on us" that we don't do ourselves with all this cheap shit we keep buying? Here's how we solve the China problem: STOP BUYING SHIT.

    First, it will hurt like hell. But then we can start making things again… when we have no choice.

    • DustBowlBlues

      And the trade laws are writtten differently and the Chinese can buy our shit cheaper. Or no more subsidies and actual free trade. The Capitalists would love that. And recognize Cuba and let them export sugar (and baseball players) to the US.

      Jesus, I hate rich, elitist douchebags. Play fair, as long as it doesn't affect them.

      • KeepFnThatChicken

        If the world were as simple as it sounds, I'd understand their way of thinking. But when you have to legislate to make gain, it doesn't sound like your business idea would work without it… begging the question, "Does the world really need your shitty product?"

        • fuflans

          especially since no one has jobs to buy their shitty product.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Jim, Rick, whatever — the rich never call the servant class by their first names anyway.

    • Tommmcattt

      In Edwardian times, you actually took the name that came with the job. If the rich person you worked for called their butler "Frank", then you were "Frank" no matter what your name was.

      A simpler time, really.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Fuckin' hey…Trump is actually right… James Richard "Rick" Perry is his full name.

    A broken clock is correct twice a day….unless it's digital and just displays 34:82

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Well, yes, he is, technically. But AFAIK, no one has called Rick Perry "Jim" since he became a public figure. I think it's more of a class thing. Donny still thinks like he has all his Daddy's millions, and it's just not important to remember the names of the help.

  • AlterNewt

    Who? The Ronald?

  • widestanceshakedown

    So, remember all you GOP voters, just write in Perry's name and spell it "M-u-r-k-o-w-s-k-i."

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Trump won't get the name right until the check clears.

    It's the same way he is treated by his whores.

  • proudgrampa

    Now I am sure THAT's the endorsement Perry's been looking for.

  • FakaktaSouth

    That Jim Perry sure has turned his politics around since running for President in 2004.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasps for breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • mavenmaven

    He's with "Jim" as long as "Jim" goes to war with China and OPEC.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Shit. Looks like Sheriff Arapaho is the go-to guy for support after all, at least he gets all their names right.

  • Well if you're a for real Texican, you'd be named Jim Bob, not Ricky like Lucy Ricardo's not real 'Murican hubby.

  • He's dead, Jim.

    • Mort_Sinclair

      She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.


      Leave the gun, take the pecan pie.

  • Asshole is acting like an asshole.

  • pinkocommi

    Without a crazy combover, a guy just isn't memorable.

  • This Jim Perry is going to be HUUUUUGGGEEE!!!

    • Pristine_ODummy

      The Waaah!Poop certainly thinks so. In fact, it thinks he has a HUGE opening.

  • Schmannnity

    Trump will really run for president the day that he files audited financials disclosing his real wealth, in other words, when Hell combs over.

  • I hate Donald Trump, but what I hate about him most is that he made Meatloaf cry.

  • Not_So_Much

    I call bullshit. Nobody likes Perry.

  • Tommmcattt

    All expensive tie and jowls, that one.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    They both like each other's hair. It clouds their judgment and leads to buttsects.

  • ttommyunger

    So, Michele is in Arizona blowing Sheriff Joe R. Piehole for his endorsement while Perry is in the Big Apple giving the Trumpster a reach-around for his; what next? Will the Mittster be traveling to Alaska to give the Palinator a good Mormon horse-fucking? We all wait with bait-breath… Hint to Romney, wear at least TWO rubbers; that is a slick trail you'll be on.

  • fuflans

    i am already nostalgic for the early days of the 2012 campaign.


    good times.

  • MissTaken

    I'm sure Ronald Thump feels really sorry for this mistake.


    Did Jim Parry pay the $10K to have dinner with Donaldinho Tramposo?

  • I love how he casually mentions that OPEC is a pillager, too.

    (Actually, to quote him, I'd have to watch again, and I can't. I just can't.)

    • Pristine_ODummy

      You did better than me, toots. I couldn't even stand to watch it once. Maybe later, after a couple of drinks.

  • superdave

    It's Steve "Don't Stop Believin'" Perry.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Nobody's going to remember this Jim Perry after the nomination goes to Mick Rodney. Or maybe that nice Dick Smegma.

  • Goonemeritus

    Mr. Trump this Country needs you to make a third party run. Maybe you could convince some of the other notable American conservative celebrities to join you on an independent ticket. If you won’t protect America’s beleaguered and victimized corporations who will?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Fucking over the GOP with their own Nader would be so poetically just.

    • Texan_Bulldog

      "notable American conservative celebrities"

      Yeah, I'm sure Ted Nugent or Victoria Jackson have some time on their hands. Why not? They're only slightly more crazy than what the GOP is offering now anyway.

      • Pristine_ODummy

        Then there's always "singer" Alan Keyes.

  • Fare la Volpe

    A spokesperson for Trump clarified to reporters:

    "Mr. Trump misspoke in a recent interview. What he meant to say is that he supports a Jim Crowe presidency. Very sorry for any misunderstanding."

  • Redhead

    I bet Trump's hair could make it rain in Texas. Unlike Perry, God's favorite punching bag.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      God must really fucking hate Jim Perry.

  • owhatever

    The Donald has hired a team of private investigators to check out why "Jim" Perry now calls himself "Rick," and He promises we won't believe some of the things they have already found. Does the Congo ring a bell, huh, Jerry?

  • BZ1

    That was a whole bunch of wtf?? as lady Sarah would say …

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Watching the GOP get fucked over by their own Nader would be a beautiful thing to behold.

  • i think he meant Katy Perry

  • DaRooster

    So the Aerosmith guitarist is running… He has my vote!

  • hagajim

    So that's what the guy who was on Friends is doing – running for Preznit.

  • The Philippines is considering outsourcing The Donald's hair production to China.

  • politics_nerd

    Trump is latin for LMAO. You are welcome.

  • jus_wonderin

    If a person is not Donald Trump why the fuck remember said person's name? Really.

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