Wesure aren't going to read this trashy new book about trash-beast Sarah Palin, because we already know everything we ever want to know about that vapid narcissistic shithead. But David Corn's review inMother Joneshas all the "dirty stuff," so go read it if you want to know about this:
Another unnamed friend says that following the Rice date, Palin freaked out: "Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I fucked a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn't believe that she'd done that."
Haha, you really think she said "black man"? [ Mother Jones ]
Think outside the smelly box, y'all. I vote for Fred "B-52s" Schneider, or Gilbert Gottfried.
She was one of those bitches who brags in the locker room that she fucked some stud, but is actually a masturbating loser, huh?
This could make an excellent sit-com plot.