AMERICA LOVES INTERRACIAL PORN  2:48 pm September 16, 2011

Best Part of Palin Book: Crazed Palin Hysterically Saying ‘I F*&^d a Black Man!’

by Wonkette Jr.

We sure aren’t going to read this trashy new book about trash-beast Sarah Palin, because we already know everything we ever want to know about that vapid narcissistic shithead. But David Corn’s review in Mother Jones has all the “dirty stuff,” so go read it if you want to know about this:

Another unnamed friend says that following the Rice date, Palin freaked out: “Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I fucked a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn’t believe that she’d done that.”

Haha, you really think she said “black man”? [Mother Jones]

 

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Barb September 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Like white on Rice, she fucked that black man. I'm sure she ran around town, telling everyone, "black men aren't really bigger, white women are just tighter." Because she is so superior, ya betcha!

Gratuitous World September 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Hey Todd – that's what happens when you let Glen Rice dance with your date.

tessiee September 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Papa-ooh-mow-mow!

SexySmurf September 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

She was just horrified. She couldn’t believe that she’d done that.

I'm sure it was no picnic for Glen Rice, either.

chascates September 16, 2011 at 2:56 pm

And somewhere in an orphanage is a little kid named 'Hoop'.

GuyClinch September 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Win.

Tundra Grifter September 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Or "Voit."

Not_So_Much September 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

'Dribble'?

ChurchofRealism September 16, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Oh shit, the money quote, right there.

chicken_thief September 16, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Or "Trip" for triple threat – 28 ppg, 11 rebounds pg, and taking it to the hole with the local TV sports anchor.

Sparky_McGruff September 16, 2011 at 8:14 pm

My thoughts exactly. If there's one trait the Palin girls lead the world in, it's fecundity. Its the only thing they do where they can't be called quitters.

iburl September 16, 2011 at 11:09 pm

Well, they don't quit breeding, mothering is another matter.

JGambolputty September 17, 2011 at 9:11 pm

I really hope that there isn't a 23 year old in an orphanage in Alaska.

iburl September 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Glen Rice ran back to his buddies and screamed "I F*&^d a Teabagger!"

GuyClinch September 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm

More like, he was the teabagger that night.

tihond September 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

"I Fucked a Black Man!"

Which one?

"All of them, Katie."

LettucePrey September 16, 2011 at 3:44 pm

"But what ones specifically? I’m curious."

"Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years."

"Can you name any of them?"

"I have a vast variety of sources."

edgydrifter September 16, 2011 at 2:58 pm

And because her knowledge of biology is so keen, I'm sure she was crossing her fingers every time she pushed out a fresh Todd pod, praying that this one wouldn't come out black.

Tundra Grifter September 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Somehow we're back to that Mandingo movie…

Dashboard_Jesus September 17, 2011 at 1:03 am

thanks for 'a fresh Todd pod', just spewed wine all over my keyboard, again! (do they make keyboard protectors? it was already sticky enough after readin' about SP doing the Mandingo)

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Sticky, eh? What kinds of fluids were those?

Dashboard_Jesus September 18, 2011 at 2:40 am

ummm, I threw up?

Pristine_ODummy September 18, 2011 at 2:56 am

Aw, jeez, dood, and here I was hoping you would detail some one-handed typing episode. Damn!

Oh, and stop that, it's not good for your computer.

Arken September 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm

But the question is- does she refudiate these allegations?

chicken_thief September 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm

I did expect to see more of a squirmish in the news over the allegation.

tessiee September 19, 2011 at 9:18 pm

"does she refudiate these allegations?"

That would depend upon the alligators.

Preacher_Griz September 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm

That would be a buck negro, rather than "black man"

ManchuCandidate September 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Jeebus what a bitch. It's not like she fucked a Grizzly Bear.

Tinted people don't have any strange plumbing compared to white people as far as I know it's the same. Dick goes in. Dick goes out.

Sue4466 September 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

"Dick goes in. Dick goes out."

You can't explain that.

AlterNewt September 16, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

starfanglednut September 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Ahhhh! Beat me to it!

mumbly_joe September 16, 2011 at 6:46 pm

"How'd it get dere?!"

finallyhappy September 16, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Is that a quote from Who has What?

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I can assure you that all ethnic groups have pretty much identical plumbing, and their paraphilias do not discriminate by skin colour either.

Schmannnity September 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Once you go Tundra Twat, you'll wish you were shot.

MaxNeanderthal September 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm

"So pull up a chair, and stand me a drink
And a tale to you I'll tell
Of Dead-eye Dick and Mexican Pete,
And a harlot called Eskimo Nell."

See. http://www.rugbysongs.net/028%20Eskimo%20Nell.htm

ManchuCandidate September 16, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Preferably from a helicopter.

ProudLibunatic September 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm

I would have been crazed and hysterical, too. But in a good way.

Barb September 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Someone is asking for donations for a legal fund for Todd and Sarah to be able to sue over this book. Don't they have enough money of their own? They won't sue, trust me.

metamarcisf September 16, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Who is? I'm still trying to get rid of that Canadian quarter.

weejee September 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Why? It's worth 0.26 Ameros.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 17, 2011 at 3:05 am

Soon to be 0.35 — hang on to it.

I think I've got a million-dollar Zimbabwe note around here somewhere … I was using it as a bookmark. I'll gladly mail it in.

Guppy06 September 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm

They'll find some way to sue in England and Wales.

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Why do you think Sarah is so earnest about meeting Margaret Thatcher? Being in England will establish jurisdictional right to sue in English/British tribunal.

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

This would explain why Sarah left tee-vee news so abruptly. Yes, she did elope with Todd around the same time, & might well have been carrying Track (who is, alas, not coffee with cream enough to be Glen Rice's child), but I cannot see how either would precipitate needing to leave the job. Fraternizing with the individuals she was charged to cover, impartially, would, though. I suppose someone at KTUU knew about the tryst, way-back, then, & offered to let Sarah Heath go quietly or get dumped unceremoniously.

Come here a minute September 16, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Big deal — even straight male local teevee sports reporters can't resist giving pro athletes a blow job.

Fare la Volpe September 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm

How the hell did Sarah land a brother man? Her trunk ain't go no junk.

Chet Kincaid September 16, 2011 at 3:50 pm

If you have no low post game, what is the point in ballin'?

Limeylizzie September 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Oh Christ, Sarah, who hasn't?

Barb September 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Lisa Marie Presley hasn't. That's the only one I can think of.

Limeylizzie September 16, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Ha. I bet Mrs. Herman Cain has only done it a couple of times.

starfanglednut September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Ginny Thomas, too.

Limeylizzie September 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm

I have a horrible feeling that the Thomases have a very active sex-life.

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Adolf Hitler?

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Had he lived, Leni Riefenstahl could have hooked him up.

Not_So_Much September 16, 2011 at 3:58 pm

I was going to say Newt, but I can neither confirm or deny that.

Limeylizzie September 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Neither can he.

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Zing!

BornInATrailer September 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm

"He said the one night stand is near!"

GregComlish September 16, 2011 at 3:41 pm

"The end table is approaching!"

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Gideon with your bad self.

jqheywood September 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Did she help him on the head board?

Tundra Grifter September 16, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Hey – you folks have to realize a Black man in Alaska is pretty damn exotic.

AlterNewt September 16, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Please let there be an audio book.

weejee September 16, 2011 at 3:24 pm

With Phyllis Diller narrating the Lou Sarah parts?

AlterNewt September 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Phyllis Diller, Sara Benincasa, Zombie Ruth Gordon. The possibilities…

Spurning Beer September 16, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Think outside the smelly box, y'all. I vote for Fred "B-52s" Schneider, or Gilbert Gottfried.

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Please. I'm begging you. Never, ever let any other human being be subjected to the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, ever again.

tessiee September 19, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Somebody or other made an internet video about the downfall of that annoying paper clip character from MS word. Said paper clip character was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

Radiotherapy® September 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm

News Flash:
A Palin likes to fuck!

Goonemeritus September 16, 2011 at 3:22 pm

What women hasn’t gone all Lili Von Shtupp at one point or another.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxuVOd9Mt8&fe

MaxNeanderthal September 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker".
"That goes without saying"

Goonemeritus September 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm

If you are Alf Engers shouldn’t you be having holes drilled in your bike or setting some record somewhere?

MaxNeanderthal September 16, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I wish, I've only just got under the hour WITH aerobars.

Goonemeritus September 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm

My son aero-bars are Satan’s play thing. If Eddy Merckx didn’t use them neither should you.

elviouslyqueer September 16, 2011 at 3:25 pm

My my my, lookie here!

Palin ran for mayor of Wasilla with one public issue: more bike paths.

Whaddya think about that, Tom Coburn? IOKIYAR?

emmelemm September 16, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Who the hell bikes in Alaska?

elviouslyqueer September 16, 2011 at 3:50 pm

All of them, Katie!

C'mon, it's a Palin thread!

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I noticed that mention of her platform. & I lollered.

As to biking in Alaska, I'm sure, summers, adventure tourism, there's prolly a fair amount of biking going on.

Rotundo_ September 16, 2011 at 5:02 pm

You have 2 days of "biting insect season" one week of spring, one week of fall with the remainder being winter. Assuming you dont get drained by the mosquitos or et by a bear, you might be able to get some cycling time in. Then you can put it on a stationary trainer and the other fourty nine and a half weeks you can watch the snow fall.

starfanglednut September 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm

In the fuckin snow?

Chillwaver September 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm

"Another unnamed friend says that following the Rice date, Palin freaked out: “Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I fucked a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn’t believe that she’d done that.”

I call this story BULLSHIT. Sarah has no friends…

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Thus far, I've sat this story out because it INFURIATES me that the media will still say things like "interracial tryst." JFC, the 50s have been over for over 50 years and still, we are seeing this in print. It smacks of something very ugly in "post-racial" America that it is acceptable, even in liberal blogs like HuffPo to play into jungle fever sensationalism. As the salt portion of a salt/pepper relationship (12 years + counting), I seethe with anger that my partner has to see this in places that ought know so much better. Yes, we joke around plenty at home about jungle fever, but national news sources are another matter.

I promise I'll resnark-up for my next comment.

johnnyzhivago September 16, 2011 at 3:41 pm

I totally agree – the sensational part of this is that Palin, a "professional" (as in supposedly paid) reporter sleeps with a STUDENT athlete she's supposed to be covering. It's just completely amazing, totally irrespective of race!! I imagine there was a several year difference in age too, given Palin's seven year college career.

WhatTheHolyHeck September 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm

I agree in principle, but in this case it's appropriate to report on the racial issue because she'd been outed as a racist in the past, including the very recent past ("So Sambo beat the bitch!" in 2008).

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

And I agree with you in principle. Nonetheless, the coverage only scandalizes without framing the story about her hypocrisy, only the OMG/BLACK DICK drama.

WhatTheHolyHeck September 16, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Indeed. There should have been context instead of sensationalism.

starfanglednut September 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm

She said that? Srsly? OMFG.

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 5:39 pm

A racist, a sexist, and an utter hypocrite. This is the same woman who refers to Alaskan Native people as "snow n******."

Radiotherapy® September 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Good point. If the player was Kyle Macy or something like that, would there be any sensation? Like I said above, Palins like to fuck and who gives a fuck, or is at all surprised. The joke here is on Joe McGinness and the media.

chicken_thief September 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm

And Todd.

Guppy06 September 16, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Black, white… she didn't abstain before marriage.

Put that in your Alaskan sex ed "textbook" (flash card).

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm

The attitudes of the 50s live among us today. Interracial tryst is a phrase that always perks up my ears. The whole construct of "race" is a mistaken notion in and of itself, and in this century when Chinese and Korean and Guatemalan and African kids are being raised by white/nonwhite families, it's excruciatingly painful to the ear, no?

I have to ask: are you the female or male half of the couple? It seems that more white women marry men of colour than the other way around. Of course, you don't have to satisfy my curiousity, and I won't even make a peep about it, but in many ways, I think it's more difficult to be the male (white) half of an interracial couple.

widestanceshakedown September 19, 2011 at 10:18 am

I am in real life the white male half of an interracial same sex coupling. My crappy avatar (Palin's head on a toddler body) often leads to assumptions of 'femality' although I can't say as I get hit on over it. Which is fine, really.

Pristine_ODummy September 19, 2011 at 11:10 am

In which case, I truly feel your pain, brother. It must be hard to looking your loving partner in the eyes with all this crap being flung about. It makes me cringe, it must be worse for you. Kudos to your partner for not falling into the bitterness and resentment that often marks my own comments. May you have many more happy years together.

widestanceshakedown September 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

Your bitterness and resentment are an asset here at least, eh?

Pristine, I have to thank you for those words. We hell-bent on destroying marriage seldom hear such heartfelt wishes for our future. I will somewhat counter your thoughts about my pain to say that when Obama won in 2008, there was no spontaneous street celebration that could touch just watching my partner's face when the polls declared him the winner. Can't even begin to describe it. I felt like the luckiest man in the world to just to be able to see it. And kiss it goodnight. Fuck the haters.

Alright now, I gotta get some snark back online!

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm

In fairness to Palin, in her mind she had just committed 2/5ths bestiality, so should we cut her some slack? Or just cut her?

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 5:46 pm

I vote for the second option.

SayItWithWookies September 16, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Well I can't say that all that stuff is believable — but then again, Sarah doesn't seem to care whether the things she calls facts are true either. Live by the fiction, die by the fiction.

baconzgood September 16, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I fucked a black man.

Who hasn't? big deal.

ttommyunger September 16, 2011 at 7:14 pm

I, for one, haven't; and no, I'm not hinting.

Soylent Green September 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm

No, crazy Palin. You GOT fucked BY a black man. Like a groupie.

Soylent Green September 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Hey Todd. Howya doin'?

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm

So, anyhow, did this BLACK MAN's hearing come back after a while or is he still deaf?

GregComlish September 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm

This is almost the exact same breakdown she had after she got with Todd:

"I just fucked a man who is three eighths Innuit!!! Three eighths!"

NorthStarSpanx September 16, 2011 at 5:43 pm

I know we shouldn't care on Wonkette but Todd is part Yup'ik. Innuit aren't even Alaskan Eskimo, but of other Arctic nations. Alaska's Arctic Eskimo are Inupiat or Inupiaq.

HelmutNewton September 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Reached by phone, Palin commented on the Glen Rice allegations, "Rice got me drunk on wine coolers, took me camping and fucked the ever-lovin' shit outta me! You betcha!"

GregComlish September 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Sarah Palin: The Black Man's Burden

ThundercatHo September 16, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Too bad the "He got me drunk on wine coolers." excuse is already taken.

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Oh, SNAP*

*Spay and Neuter All Palins

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Upfisted for the SNAP.

FakaktaSouth September 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Whew. I for one am relieved. I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to being jealous of Sarah Palin. I mean, Glen Rice is 6'8", and at the time a college basketball player, strong legs, stamina and such. Thank God she came back around to being the gross, vile, trash bag I am sure she really is.

ChurchofRealism September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Guess we know who likes to have her lane penetrated by a smooth talking forward.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm

The question going through Palin's mind today is: "How do I make money off of this?"

horsedreamer_1 September 16, 2011 at 4:29 pm

"Oh, My God! There's a Negro in my daughter". — Chuck Heath

Rotundo_ September 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm

The only way I can imagine this happening is that she couldn't speak for some reason. If that mouth went off then as it does now there is no way he would have touched the woman. On the other hand if she was unable to talk, it probably would have been a pretty enjoyable evening. I can't wait for the Taiwanese CGI animators to jump on this one.

tessiee September 20, 2011 at 9:41 am

"The only way I can imagine this happening is that she couldn't speak for some reason. "

Yeah, SOME reason, huh huh huh!

mumbly_joe September 16, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Honestly, the amazing thing is that the knowledge that Sarah Palin was hysterical with horror upon realizing that she was now a race-mixin' race-traitor miscegenist has actually not changed my opinion of her, at all.

I guess it's true what they say, about once you've hit bedrock.

widestanceshakedown September 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm

I bet it was not so much a Mandingo fantasy thing that got her off, but the thought of him hanging for it later.

NorthStarSpanx September 16, 2011 at 5:45 pm

It's a good thing she didn't go all Bristol and accuse Rice of stealing her virginity.

Guess she wasn't a virgin? How does abstinence before marriage work with the Heath/Palin?

Gorillionaire September 16, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Another snicker dick in a vanilly chick.

sarabenincasa September 16, 2011 at 6:30 pm

I feel like she never actually went on a date with him or fucked him, you guys. She's not THAT cool.

Spurning Beer September 16, 2011 at 9:03 pm

She was one of those bitches who brags in the locker room that she fucked some stud, but is actually a masturbating loser, huh?

This could make an excellent sit-com plot.

flamingpdog September 17, 2011 at 12:30 am

Thanks for dropping by today, Sara. Next time stay longer, and make it hurt!

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Dear Benincasa, not even ONE little epithet? Not one "masturbatory marmots of the midlife" for us all? I guess we just don't mean enough to you.

ttommyunger September 16, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Rest assured the NBA and the NAACP both are preparing their libel suits at this very moment. The very idea!

BTWBFDIMHO September 16, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Drill, boy, drill!

ThundercatHo September 16, 2011 at 10:24 pm

She's probably lousy in bed. One of those women who has to get drunk first and then just lays there. Afterwards some guilty crying or "you'll call me won't you?" Plus, I'd bet anything she was a cocktease.

owhatever September 16, 2011 at 11:37 pm

In the hole from thirty feet. Nailin' Palin can be followed by Makin' Brisket.

BZ1 September 17, 2011 at 1:16 am

methinks the lady doth protests too much …

pinkocommi September 17, 2011 at 2:01 am

The real story here, people, is that Sarah Palin had sex once and did not get pregnant.

pinkocommi September 17, 2011 at 2:01 am

That we know of.

gurukalehuru September 17, 2011 at 2:51 am

I really can't improve on some of the comments here (Hoop=pure genius), but if you'd like to take a gander at some of the other allegations, all about the cocaine and the mary j. juana and whatnot, it's over here at http://www.gurukalehuru.com

dopper0189 September 17, 2011 at 11:59 am

Haha, you really think she said “black man”? NO we all know what she said.

AngryGeometer September 17, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Fucking a handsome black man is literally the first thing she's ever done that I applaud.

MistaEko September 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm

She was just horrified. She couldn’t believe that she’d done that.

And sadly that would be the last time she would feel such emotions.

gullywompr September 18, 2011 at 6:23 pm

And we've felt that emotion about everything she's done since.

voodooeconomics September 18, 2011 at 4:36 pm

The questions in everyone's mind is: Has she gonne back. She went black after all.

gullywompr September 18, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Looks like Paul Revere wasn't the only one ringing those bells…

Respitetini September 19, 2011 at 11:19 am

Wow. This is kinda like when that sitcom gets even more horrible, and people stop watching, so they bring on a new character like a precocious kid or something.

One can only hope this doesn't get renewed for next season.

MozakiBlocks September 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

So have I. Repeatedly. What do I win?

NewtsChicknNeck September 20, 2011 at 10:56 am

I am putting the over/under on porn remakes at 3.5 (for the production week beginning Sept. 19, 2011 and ending Sept. 22, 2011).

ManchuCandidate September 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

I've always suspected that Grammie Grifter Grizz uses her hatred of Barry to cover up her real desire to ride him like a pony and lick him all over like a chocolate ice cream cone.

Callyson September 16, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Well, at least we know that there is *one* compromise Obama is unwilling to make for bipartisan cooperation…

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Her body language tells you she REALLY really wants his attention. Among other things.

MissTaken September 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm

I refuse to believe that Sarah and I have anything in common.

chicken_thief September 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm

But not with one another.

Rotundo_ September 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm

How could Ginny resist a man as smooth as Clarence? I'll bet she still has the first coke can he left a hair on for her.

FrenchTwist40 September 17, 2011 at 3:19 am

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew ew. Ew.

Pristine_ODummy September 17, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Yes, but WHAT WITH?

MaxNeanderthal September 16, 2011 at 5:06 pm

I've ditched the gears though, these days- street cred points for that?

LetUsBray September 16, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Yeah, but even in Tundrastan, most of the women don't have teeth down there.

Pristine_ODummy September 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm

You're welcome, widestance. I'm just delighted to think of you and your partner celebrating President Obama's win. Straight people just don't see us for who we are, do they? I know so many happy old gay couples who have been together 40 or 50 years in a loving marriage — yet one out of every two straight marriages has ended in divorce long before those dumbfucks even acknowledged we might have a right to marry. Kiss your partner for me and give him an extra hug, if you can. We WILL, we SHALL, we MUST overcome!

Back to teh snark!

Dashboard_Jesus September 19, 2011 at 5:41 pm

that's very Zen of you, what IS the sound of one hand typing? (tap, tap, tap or fap, fap, fap?)

…and at least I have a separate keyboard for my laptop, learned long ago to keep the screen out of spitting distance while Wonketteering!

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