This guy! He keeps screaming “RON PAUL 2012 FIRST AMENDMENT” over and over at a couple of highway patrolmen trying to arrest him. Some sources say he is doing this because he is inebriated, but our sources ask, would that have mattered?
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This guy would make an excellent congressman.
He may be a congressman!
You're right… he drinks and drives but thinks he's immune from the police. Sounds like a congressman to me.
GOOGLE DUI ATTORNEY!
Jon Stewart said that the guy has "Ron Paulsy" last night, hilarious.
FREEDOooo… uh oh…. *bletch*!
You'd have to be drunk to believe even 10% of the crap that comes out of Ron Paul's mouth.
Or you have to have a complete lack of self awareness and vastly desperate to justify your desire, as a selfish prick, to feel that you are actually smarter than everyone else.
Bingo! Every Paultard I've ever met was extremely smug and actually identified with Howard Roark. AS IF they had any true vision that anyone would bother to compromise. It's also the world's fault that they can't find their very own Dominique Francons or Dagny Taggerts. They haven't yet gotten the message that you can't rape a woman then have her fall in love with you because you know all about the gold standard.
His vaccine side effects are no laughing matter.
I believe that that would be one vote for your Republican candidate of choice.
That was priceless!
.301!
USA! USA! USA!
Unfortunately for this specimen (not to mention the rest of us), paultards are not an endangered species.
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Its impressive that he is upright and intelligible at all.
Unfortunately for us all, he failed in his chosen mission to self-destruct. We're paying for his incarceration, the secret-soshulist bastard! Charge him for the cost to the law-abiding citizenry of having to haul his wasted ass to the hoosegow.
Fuck me, I just want half an hour alone in a room with him. Just enough time to kick his ass to a jelly.
Dad?
Gallatin County? Gotta be a transplant from California.
Just take I- 15 to Dunn…his trailer and gas station are on the right, just off of the ramp….if he's from California. My money is on Montana, Idaho, or Wyoming, in that order.
I hope he's not in charge of driving the blimp.
Is this what they mean when they say "Going Galt?"
It's a *public* freeway, dood.
In fairness, they may not have been driving *on* the freeway.
HAHAHAHA!!! True enough.
Some men express themselves by speaking truth to power, or doubting the pieties of the day, and the first amendment protects them.
Some men express themslves by doing shooters for six hours in some suburban stripmall bar and then driving home. The parallels seem clear.
"Some men express themslves by doing shooters for six hours in some suburban stripmall bar and then driving home and drawing some more Mallard Fillmore strips, and calling that speaking truth to power."
Fixed.
Adam Sandler's totally run out of plot ideas with this one.
Owen Wilson is out of control.
Screaming "you don't even know, do ya?!" at the police is likely to go over about as well as a classic line from one of my friends. While being processed for DUI one of the cops noted that my friend had a lot of cash on him, to which T*** replied "well, I make more than you do."
See, us cullud folk learn real early on that you NEVER give lip to a cop unless you *want* to be picking up your teeth for the next hour.
I wish there was something I could put in the water that would change the colour of people's skins. I could selectively administer to it to the residents of gated communities and country clubs, to begin with.
Black would just become the new black.
Not till they got they asses kicked into the hoosegow for a few days. Can you imagine the foofaraw that would result when som n***** tried to walk into the office of the Chairman or the Board of Directors of any of our fine, fine corporations? They'd have his black ass in the nearest jail cell and he could howl all he wanted about "Do you know who I AM?"
Shit, a cop once busted me for jaywalking! Jaywalking!! I got the shit beat out of me, thrown in the back of a black Maria, told "Where we're takin' you, you ain't comin' back" and then tossed in the hoosegow. If not for the kindness of a sister who put me in a cell with a working phone, I probably wouldn't be here to complain about that shit. Incidentally, white people who get busted for jaywalking in this fair city usually get a talking to. If they're being real extreme, they might get a ticket. Sign it and you're on your way.
I've dreamed of this. Would W be able to talk his way out of a prison sentence when he was picked up for walking in his current neighborhood? A dreams, I tells ya, the people who would be surprised that their "natural" charms and smarts were complete bullshit.
They'd probly think he was crazy and throw him in the looney bin instead.
"But Ah'm the P'ezd'nt!" WHAP!
"Shut yo' mouf, boy, or the next one's really gonna hurt."
And then they'd WHAP! him again, just to let him know how much the next one will hurt.
Without a Nat Geo camera crew, i wonder how many times he would have been tasered.
Normally, once is all it takes, if done properly. After that, they just twitch a little, and it's not much fun.
Once, they go down. Mission accomplished.
Twice, not crying as much. Lame.
Third, just kinda twitching and drooling.
Fourth, okay this isn't funny anymore.
Fifth, now it's kinda sad.
Sixth, okay now it's funny again!
According to Wikipedia, starting at a BAC of 0.3, effects include "severe central nervous system depression, unconsciousness; death is possible." "Bladder function, breathing, heart rate" are all impaired.
So I'd say the Paultard's doing pretty well, considering. Though if I were the police officer, I'd put a towel down on the seat before putting this guy in the squad car.
When was the last time you saw the back of a patrol car with a cloth interior?
Not that I'm familiar with the back seats of patrol cars, mind you… /cough
There are no DUI's or seat belts in the Constitution.
Or cars, for that matter. CARS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
As are blimps.
The honey badger drunk paultard doesn't give a shit.
Don't say nothin' in the constitution about no breathalyzer.
Like most Paultards, I wish he had plead the 5th amendment and shut up.
Like most Paultards, he's not smart enough to.
Considering their actual knowledge of the Constitution™ and his shitface drunkenness, I'd just as much expect him to plead the 3rd. He stands by his principles, dammit!! /vomit
"What's the 5th Amendment?"
"You don't even know!!! Ha!!"
Reminds me of the story about the taping of the lemmings jumping off a cliff in the Nat Geo story from 40 years ago. Turns out they didn't jump-they were thrown by the producers for "effect."
Why did they stop? They can start with this mental lemming. It would affect me in a happy way, and its been way too long since I was happy.
That was actually a Disney film, not Nat Geo. But who cares anyway? They're lemmings.
He didn't just "go Galt." He went "glug, glug, glug" a lot, too.
After the ReLOVEution all unconstitutional Troopers will be dropped from Blimps.
How relieved do you think Ron was when he found out this guy didn't rant on the Jews?
Drunk as fuck, and he's still more constitutionally literate than Michele.
Way to lower the "bar"…
Upfist!
Or Christine "I didn’t bring my Constitution with me" O'Donnell.
That's why it is so tough for actors to portray drunks in movies or on TV.
Laws against drunk driving are against FREEDOM and the FREE MARKET and violate the CONSTITUTION!!!
I have had multiple Paultards tell me that very same "argument". One did even better with claiming seatbelt laws were unconstitutional because of "involuntary confinement".
#Facepalm
National Geographic? This really needs one of those Disney animal movie voiceovers: "Well, it was 'round about that time that Ole Mister Paultard got hisself into some fermented fruit juice and started actin' a bit unusual…"
3.1 BAC? That's not drunk, that's embalmed.
Nobody light a match, fer f**ks sake…..
Well, you know Paultards. They take everything to the limit because of the absoluteness of their integrity and all that bullshit. And where is Dagny Taggert when a guy needs bail money?
I see some Paultards are going to FOIA the hell out of the Gallatin county sheriff's office in an effort to help out this poor freedom fighting brother of theirs.
Perhaps they might want to consider covering some of the medical expenses of Paul's last campaign manager instead.
It's good to see that Paul is applying his principal of letting the uninsured die to his own campaign staff. And by good I mean sickening. So with Perry we've got at least two GOP candidates who have actually killed people.
If you want some good laughs/excuses to stick your head in your oven, you should check out the comments on that story over at New York mag's Daily Intel blog. The Paultards are just remarkable in their lack of self-awareness. Imagine dropping a lit match into a pool of gasoline and then saying "Freedom means I can drop my match anywhere, and it is not my problem or my responsibility if there happens to be a pool of gas in that spot."
As a snow skier, I couldn't help but notice his Lange (ski boots) shirt. Maybe, like me, he has a destroyed knee and spends more time in the lodge bar than out on the slopes.
Enjoy it while you can before the (non-existant) global warming makes snow a relic of the history books.
Oddly enough, global climate change over the last few years has dumped near-record amounts of snow in some areas (like my Pacific Northwest) while leaving other areas more arid in winter. They've been telling us to expect snowier, colder, stormier winters here, and that is kind of what's been happening lately.
I kinda know that — more moisture from warmer oceans etc. But it's more fun to say “where's the snow?” Of course on Fox, every snowflake is a repudiation of the “scientists” with their “doctored” data*._____________________* technically scientists have Ph.Ds so anything they do is “doctoring”
He’s not drunk or high on any cheap booze, drugs, false ideals or government handouts. No sir, he’s high on the real thing… his constitutional freedom!
I got a flyer in the mail for a Hover-Round® Scooter. Obviously a mistake somewhere as I am much to young for this. But I thought it might be useful in certain situations, like infiltrating Tea Party events to say "Like this scooter? Medicare paid for it." And "Let's not repeat the mistakes of the past. Tax cuts didn't work, so we need to try tax increases. Big ones."
Anyway, since the cops can pull you over for driving a scooter while intoxicated. So I'm glad I didn't order it.
I had to sit through three traffic lights the other day while a middle-aged fat guy on a Hoveround, yakking on a cell phone, decided to cut across a major intersection crossways, bringing a halt to all the rush-hour traffic on two six-lane highways while he pretended to be oblivious. Since it was Arizona, I kept expecting some other bagger to exercise HIS "rights" and plow into him. But the Hoveround is mightier than the car, so Mr. "I'm more important than you are" got his way.
0.301%? That's enough to take down Amy Winehouse!
Too soon?
Fat, drunk and libertarian is no way to go through life son.
Show me where it says anything about science and chemical analysis in the CONSTITUTION!!11! Also KILL MORE DRIVERS (CHHEERINGGG!!!1)
Just the kind of demographic of voters Ron Paul can fetch: Stupid, incoherent, and 3X the legal limit!
Oh cool, Reno 911 is still on! I love that show. Is that Ed Helms doing a guest-perp?
I understand that they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no.
Fuck. That guy's a pussy! When I was drinking, I coulda registered .3 if they had simply placed the device anywhere within a 5 foot radius of my person. But I still wouldn't have voted for Ron fucking Paul. Sheesh.
Is that Steve Carell?
Yet weed is illegal…..fuckmerunning!
That's Harold from 'The Red Green Show'! I'm sure of it! Too bad the show ended. It's terrible what can happen after a show ends.
The Paultard became more intelligent and coherent after drinking… interesting.
Sure, just AUTOMATICALLY dismiss him as drunk! How come we don't just view him as committed?? Huh? …OK, sure he's probably fractured a bit…OK, he's wasted! But, rEVOLution, is is hard, and a guy needs a drink, OK?
Did anyone else think it odd that Bush's recent "interview" on the 10th anniversary of 911 was broadcast on the National Geographic Channel? And now this Paultard gettting arrested is broadcast on that channel, too? It would seem that Fox "News" would have been a more appropriate venue. WELL, according to Wikipedia, the National Geographic Channel is now 75% owned by News Corp, the owner of Fox News! So a venerable, apolitical publishing concern has been dragged down into the News Corp sewer and destroyed forevermore as a reliable source of information. What a farce!! In the near future, look for a National Geographic special, exposing climate change as a hoax, brought to you exclusively by ExxonMobil.
Wow. I din't know this. Thanks. (snark will return in a moment.)
Probably the most well-thought-out and intelligent set of utterances ever to emerge from the mouth of a Paultard. Bravo, sir.
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