Sarah Palin Refused To Be Called 'Grandma' After Grandson's Birth

Is there anything left to add to the dumb saga of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's eternal(ly profitable) turf war over the banal story of things going in and out of Bristol Palin's uterus? NO,  except for ONE HILARIOUS/DUMB THING, courtesy of the miserable AP reporter assigned to cull dirt from an advance copy of Levi Johnston's soon-to-be-released contribution to the cesspool of literary diarrhea filling the "memoirs" book section: "Johnston says he and Sarah Palin were present for the birth [of Bristol and Levi's son Tripp] but she said he wasn't there in a later interview, calling it 'shameful.' He also says she was adamant about not being called grandma, instead wanting to be called Mommy Sarah." Ha ha ha, Sarah Palin would rather call herself by some creepy brothel madam-style moniker instead of being called "old."

Oh fine, and one other stupid boring white trash detail:  

Johnston says when Bristol found out her mother, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, was expecting a baby she responded she should be having a baby, not her mother. He says she told him in March 2008, "let's get pregnant."

And now we hope that there is a BREAK from these stupid Wasilla tales of cannibalistic fame-whoring and woe. Wouldn't that be nice? [ AP ]