• May 27, 2012

Relive the Magic: Watch Teabaggers Cry ‘Death’ To The Uninsured (VIDEO)

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  11:50 am September 13, 2011

Last night’s redundantly-named Tea Party Republican debate was many creepy things, but high among the list of bizarre and disturbing moments was a question Wolf Blitzer put to Ron Paul asking if a gravely ill man without health insurance should be allowed to die. Because, surely — oh, no, wait, hold on there, the audience has some instantaneous vile reaction to share first. The teabagger death panel sitting in the audience has reached an immediate ruling in favor of executing all of the uninsured, which they will express according to custom, in a chorus of guttural screams. Woah! That’s a lot of hate, even for teabaggers. Is it all for real?

The reaction was probably partially provoked by the insidiously stupid hypothetical that Wolf Ditzer used to ask the question, framing it in the reality-defying terms of a healthy young 30-year-old man with a well-paying job who randomly chooses not to buy health insurance before spontaneously falling ill. Should he die, for being foolish? is a better paraphrase of the actual question. Because all the people Wolf has ever met, they just buy health insurance with their salaries and their jobs. Why doesn’t everybody just do that? [YouTube via ThinkProgress]

{ 341 comments }

Barb September 13, 2011 at 11:52 am

Yes, but what should happen to that healthy man, who chose not to be insured, if he has children and they get a deadly disease? Yeah, fuck 'em they are too young to vote anyway.

nounverb911 September 13, 2011 at 11:54 am

Now if his wife had a fetus, that would be a different story.

JustPixelz September 13, 2011 at 12:42 pm

They loves the unborn. But leave the womb and they're all "go fuck yourself".

FakaktaSouth September 13, 2011 at 12:55 pm

This is the same thing with the seat belt laws. Just because your mom is too stupid to know that if you go thru a windshield it will be bad, does that mean you should die? Or is that a natural selection/survival of the fittest thing? And if the teabaggers don't EVEN believe in Darwin? Well, ya know, death panels…and such.

An_Outhouse September 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Why didn't Romney speak up and say that this is why Mass. has a health insurance mandate? Because if he did most of the panel would get a boner at the sound of the words man and date?

subsum September 13, 2011 at 10:47 pm

Only if they're black or Mexican.

aklibtard September 14, 2011 at 8:07 am

I guarantee that is exactly what these guys would say. I like how DOCTOR Ron Paul didn't let that whole hypocratic oath thing he took prevent him from being open to people dying for lack of health coverage.

nounverb911 September 13, 2011 at 11:53 am

If only the teabaggers would take the same personal responsibility they demand of others.

spinozasgod September 13, 2011 at 12:09 pm

keep your socialist gummit hands off my medicare funded rascal!!

Terry September 13, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Well, you see, their Medicare checks aren't a government handout. Matter of fact, the government best keep away from Medicare all together….

horsedreamer_1 September 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Government aid, to whites, Divine Providence.

Government aid, to non-whites, poverty pimpin'.

This is the Gospel According to J.C. Watts & Clarence Thomas.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 12:01 am

oh fuck how I hate both of these Uncle Tom Negros, but it especially grates on my nerves when those 'liberals' over at NPR (Nice Polite Republicans) trot out this asshole Watts every time they want a 'balanced' viewpoint from a conservative 'black man'…just the sound of 'ol Uncle J.C.'s shuckin'/ jivin' voice has be reach for the radio dial in a Pavlovian response!

Pristine_ODummy September 14, 2011 at 12:05 am

Upfisted for totally WINNING sentiments. Gawd how I hate 'em both.

No, make that "I totally fucking HATE all these Uncle Toms!!!!"

Sorry. Extra mad today.

horsedreamer_1 September 14, 2011 at 8:36 am

How do we even know the J.C. Watts credited as "J.C. Watts" is, in fact, J.C. Watts? Perhaps the former Oklahoma quarterback died in 1987, & Harold Ford, Jr., assumed the name "J.C. Watts" as HFJ's even more Conservative alter-ego. "J.C. Watts" is maybe just Harold's C. Thomas Howell/Soul Brother routine.

fuflans September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm

joe walsh's kids need to learn personal fiscal responsibility.

BarryOPotter September 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm

They'll get to work on that 'responsibility' thing once they've mastered the finer points of "personal fiscal flexibility", viz.: "You gonna eat that piece of bread?" "No, *sigh* not tonight…" {sound of growling stomach, annnnnnnnnddd END SCENE!}

An_Outhouse September 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm

man-date
man-date
man-date

They're creaming themselves from chanting those words.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 14, 2011 at 10:34 am

This is a pretty bizarre reaction, from a crowd that wants the freedumb to remain uninsured.

johnnyzhivago September 13, 2011 at 11:53 am

OK, I know Jesus talks about taking care of the poor, but EXACTLY where did he say anything about their health insurance?

One_who_wanders September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

That whole good Samaritan parable just goes whooshing over their heads.

johnnyzhivago September 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Samaratians were just another gang of mooslim big government socialists!

WhatTheHeck September 13, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Health insurance? Don't need it. Just have faith you will be healed and presto.

AutomaticPilot September 13, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Bible Libel!!!111!!11

Lascauxcaveman September 13, 2011 at 12:31 pm

I've read the Constitooshun (Twice!).

Jesus said nothing about health insurance in the Constitooshun.

Terry September 13, 2011 at 12:43 pm

It's been a long time since I was in CCD, but let me give this a shot:

Matthew 25:34-40

"Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.' "Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?' "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'

Naw, you're right. He didn't specifically say that governments should require health care. Carry on.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Aw, that's New Testament Librul Jesus. Real* Christians prefer Republican Jesus in the Old Testament, the one who carried the tablets with the Ten Commandments and the Second Amendment down from Mount Sinai Hospital.

*Teatard

genxr September 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Throwing stone tablets at cancer patients. That's the Teatardian way!

horsedreamer_1 September 13, 2011 at 2:04 pm

That Old Testament "Jesus" also loved his guns.

Toomush_Infer September 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm

He was a free-market healer…

Biel_ze_Bubba September 14, 2011 at 10:36 am

I'm pretty sure he healed pre-existing conditions.

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 11:53 am

How hatriotic! ♫ Let the eeeeeaaaggle sooooaar! ♫

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 12:41 pm

That's American Exceptionalism right there. Yes sirree.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 12:34 am

'hatriotic'…I'm so gonna use that- often- during the next 12 months of hateful Teabagger bullshit

Beck_is_Trig September 14, 2011 at 1:08 am

yeah…it's going to be difficult once I actually begin paying attention again. These teabaggers want the weak and infirmed deader than a cat in a dryer on high heat* for crying out loud. Haven't you ever gotten the feeling their hatred of unions is two parts authoritarian stupidity and one part pure hatred for anyone who can grind crispy creme to a stop? I know Rush's contempt comes from those two places…and by god don't let him catch the oxycontin factory slaves in China organizin'…that there is death squad time.

*points for homespun syllogism?

DaRooster September 13, 2011 at 11:53 am

Hoorah!! "Merica!!

ManchuCandidate September 13, 2011 at 11:54 am

Give Me Liberty Health Insurance and Give You Death

johnnyzhivago September 13, 2011 at 11:55 am

There's something in this if you're in entertainment development at Fox… I'm thinking – big arena, ring filled with lions – a cebrity host (Victoria Jackson??) – hot dancers – and a few sick or old people without insurance???

The Allstate Hour??

DaRooster September 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm

I figured (when I heard about this 'cuz I didn't watch this amazing battle of the wits) we could have raffles and the winner gets to actually beat someone with a club… for TV sake.

spinozasgod September 13, 2011 at 12:11 pm

for Gods sake…

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:10 am

for Freedom. Don't forget for Freedumb! Also.

horsedreamer_1 September 14, 2011 at 8:38 am

How many references to The Lottery (which I never got a chance to read, in middle-school English/Language Arts; my school only had budget enough for The Monkey's Paw as exercise in unintended consequences) can there be in one day?

Eve8Apples September 13, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Or send them to Texas so Perry can execute them. Put a half hour on the clock and see how many uninsured people Perry can kill before the end of the show.

FraAnima September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Who gets to choose the killing device? Cuz maybe that's the hook that keeps people tuning in week after week, like Iron Chef.

"And today's weapon is…a full set of Ginzu knives!"

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

A recent Onion headline had some impoverished state changing its capital punishment to "death by hammering squad."

ProudLibunatic September 13, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Read Alan Grayson's statement about how these "people" are like the Romans that would cheer when the Christians were thrown to the lions.

Jerri September 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm

George Carlin's pay-per-view upside-down crucifixion execution idea is finally gaining some traction!

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Victoria Jackson? I hope those lions are extra hungry.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Too much fat and cholesterol there for health-conscious lions.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

They truly are sociopaths.

prommie September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

Horrifying, isn't it? I realized that many libertarian conservatives are mentally ill a long time ago. Especially Ayn Rand and Rand Paul followers.

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Fucking Ayn used her husband's name and collected Medicare. Lil' Rand collects a buttload of it from his "certified" ophthalmologist bidness. They are consistent. Consistent hypocrites.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:59 pm

That psycho bitch had a lifelong crush on a sadistic psychopathic killer. That's about all you need to know about someone like that.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Who would have thought that followers of a debased "philosophy" which claims that selfishness is actually somehow moral would be sick fuckheads?

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm

But if you picked out the first person that yelled, "YEAH!" out of that mob and asked them point blank that same question, they would deny it and blame it on being caught up in the mob mentality.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

"Welcome to Dick Cheney's America"
- Principal Skinner

Gratuitous World September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

as long as Medicare doesn't reimburse his living will or end of life planning, I don't care if he rots in our pot-hole riddled streets. you know… because don't tread on me or whatever the fuck.

One_who_wanders September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

Wait a minute, I thought Obama was supposed to be the one bringing the Death Panels with his takeover of the health care system?

LesBontemps September 13, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I demand my death panel now!

anniegetyerfun September 13, 2011 at 5:52 pm

Teabaggers were FOR them before they were against them.

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:12 am

Well, since you asked so nicely…

**whoosh!**

johnnymeatworth September 13, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I'm redoing my dining room in Death Paneling!

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:12 am

Speaking of which, my kitchen could do for a bit of new vinyl death repaneling. Remember, the black ones are hot lava.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm

The only death these clowns don't like is the Black Death.

Chichikovovich September 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Not true! They like the Black Death best of all.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm

They spent the entire summer of 2009 trying to convince everyone that he was going to kill your grandma. Now they want her to die. I haz a confused.

Come here a minute September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

The teabaggers not only want him to die, they also want to be able to ride their Medicaid scooters over his dead body, repeatedly.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

The guy who shouted, "Yeah!" to the let-him-die question thought Wolf was talking about Obstetro-Congressman Paul, not Hypothetical-Man.

At least that's what I'm hoping.

tihond September 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm

It was actually the Kool Aid Man, making another ill-timed appearance.

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 11:57 am

Were the Schivao family depending on church donations? No? Florida tax payers? Well, fuck me and poke him with a sick.

Tundra Grifter September 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm

Critics point out the GNoP ran Congress for years and never did anything about health care reform.

Well, they passed a bill that Mrs. Schivao was alive.

horsedreamer_1 September 14, 2011 at 8:41 am

I still think Bill Frist's nickname should be "The Telestrator".

WorkTheSaxofone September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

The rubes' whole idea about the rest of the world is that we need to be sent a message, taught a lesson, get told off, have a comeuppance. That hypothetical sick guy just makes them so mad. Can't he see how mad he makes them? Dying will show him for thinking he's so big.

Pragmatist2 September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

A Tea Party member is someone who is absolutely certain about things that can't be proven and who absolutely rejects things that have been.

horsedreamer_1 September 14, 2011 at 8:43 am

They'd be right at home at the Gathering of the Juggalos, then.

MAGNETISM!

LesBontemps September 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

Great to see the debate has moved from "How can we provide the greatest access to medical care" to "How can we murder the uninsured." USA! USA! USA! etc.

cheetojeebus September 13, 2011 at 11:59 am

oh, for fucks sake. i hope they all get cancer.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Two weeks after losing their employer-provided health insurance.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:03 am

but Mittens is UNEMPLOYED…how will he ever afford health insurance?

hollywooddood September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Then they can go to church for their radiation and chemo.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Worked for Jim Henson.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Muppet Libel!

Geminisunmars September 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Ummm – what? Are you talking about the Muppeteer, who died suddenly of a streptococcal infection leading to organ failure. Or am I missing something?

biocurious September 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm

He was raised a Christian Scientist, though he renounced the religion years before his death. I assume the comment was made on the assumption that he was still practicing and refused medical care.

ChuckieJesus September 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Right after they go to the Walmart for their pap smears.

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Well, they're already in a coma, fer fucks sake.

jodyleek September 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm

They all do have cancer and they spread it with their rhetoric like HPV, giving us all the sexy cervical cancer of the brain.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:02 am

yeah, anal cancer from pooping out the toxic chemicals in CHEETOS (sorry I just had to take a shot at your nom de plume, first time I see'd it! :)

ibwilliamsi September 14, 2011 at 1:07 am

cheetojeebus – "get cancer and die from untreated infected bed sores." There. Fixed it.

prommie September 13, 2011 at 11:59 am

Devout Christians all, I am sure. And probably more than 50% of those proud, "I got mine, fuck you" individualists is on gubmint medicare.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Of course they're Christians; the highest virtue of Christianity is suffering, and they want to make sure the world suffers for their monstrous bloodthirsty god.

tihond September 13, 2011 at 11:59 am

Later, the Tea Party patriots demanded the local governor release Barabas instead of some harmless looking bearded jew.

Ducksworthy September 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Thank your for placing them in their proper historical context.

Steverino247 September 13, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Sure, because the guards had beaten him up, so he must have been guilty.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Welease Woger!

kissawookiee September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Bwian!

ibwilliamsi September 14, 2011 at 1:10 am

He has a wife, you know…

DarwinianDemon September 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

He was a Sochulizts!!!!!

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:06 am

fucking WIN! (of course I believe that was NOT fair at all!)

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:16 am

This is so full of win it's not even funny.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm

This makes me imagine two people in full body casts fighting in Thunderdome. Two car crash victims enter. One car crash victim leaves. The other stays for treatment.

In teatards world: Bust a heel, face the wheel.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 12:46 pm

In tea-bagger world there would be no survivors in car smash up's because seatbelts are socialist un-emerican Keynen Obama Libural ploys to get your kids not to luv Jebus!

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

DAMNIT! OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DIED TO GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO BE LAUNCHED THROUGH MY WINDSHIELD!

HempDogbane September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

I prefer the Avett Bros' "Die, Die, Die".

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

If someone is sick they want to just let them suffer and die; and yet if the disease is incurable they won't let the person choose to die in the way they choose, but suffer until the disease kills them, and they want to force the brain-dead to go on "living" as long as machines can create some semblance of life. Basically, making people suffer is somehow seen as a moral good by these Christians.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm

That was a completely different situation. There wasn't a black man in the white house.

Ducksworthy September 13, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Prolonged suffering is good. Especially if its truly excruciating.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Needz moar flagellation!

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm

This is where you need to get out your Field Guide To Right Wing Nuts and explore the distinctive markings of the various sub-species.

ChuckieJesus September 13, 2011 at 8:52 pm

I think you really may be on to something, here. Republicans, conservatives, fundamentalists, etc. There seems to be a pervasive sense of anhedonia with those guys.

You ever heard of Susie Bright? I saw her talk a couple of times back in the 1990s. She postulated that there was a sexual orientation that got off on hypermorality and denial of ones own desires. I can't remember if she came up with a cute name for it, or not, it's been a while. Whatever that orientation is, I bet these guys have it in spades.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 9:37 pm

Fundamentalism: That mental condition characterized by the sneaking fear that *some*one, *some* where, is having forbidden FUN.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:09 am

'forbidden FUN'….oh the humanity! (and all the closeted, sexually repressed Repigs say AMEN!)

Pristine_ODummy September 14, 2011 at 1:15 am

Hey, there, DJ. Yeah, those teabaggage are totally into the forbidden, aren't they?

Suck My Balls September 14, 2011 at 3:12 am

What else would you expect from a cult whose mascot is a dying man nailed to a couple boards?

Wonderthing September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

I hate to go all Biblical on they ass, but..ahem..Mark 25. Paraphrased: "That which you do to the lesser of you, you do to me, said Jeebus." So these people wish Jeebus would die, horribly because he gave poor people a fish and bread dinner without charging them ANYTHING. Complete strangers!

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 12:09 pm

WWJPTPO? (Who would Jebus pull the plug on)?

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:20 am

A prophet sans profits! What horror!

metamarcisf September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

The teabuggers want to see him die so they can pry his gun from out of his cold, dead hands.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Surprised they didn't break into a guttural U-S-A! U-S-A! chant.

hollywooddood September 13, 2011 at 12:02 pm

These are they same type of people who cheered, "Crucify him! Crucify him!"

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Considering their reactions to Perry's executions last week, I think they'd love to bring back public crucifictions as punishment for all foreign subjects of the Empire (AKA everyone but white Protestants), and would be right up front gazing at the spectacle.

ProudLibunatic September 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Pay-per-view.

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Pray-per-view.

weejee September 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm

The shows at the Colosseum really were not that long ago. Feed the oldes to the lions likely could be part of the Perry platform. Perhaps Rickey the Tejas Gov could try it at a Cowboyz or Aggies halftime show?

Steverino247 September 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Nope, that's reserved for Rumsfeld, Bush and Cheney.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

I swear I heard a group in the back shouting in Aramaic.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:56 am

srsly, those folks need to get a life…fuckers caused me a lot of unnecessary pain and suffering, but of course I did it for their own good (at least that's what DAD said, I don't know how I'll ever trust that old bastard again)

WhatTheHeck September 13, 2011 at 12:02 pm

They are just chomping at the bit to usher in Kristalnacht. They are a rabid lot of fatty tissue.

friendlyskies September 14, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Fyi the US spelling is "Krystalnacht."

PuckStopsHere September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

And then bury the fucker in Potters Field. Oh, wait. A public graveyard? SOCIALISMS!

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Did Jeebus have Anthem Blue Cross health insurance? No.
Did Jeebus have any medical care above the witch-doctor level? No.

I rest my case, Counselor. I heard She1ey this morning saying that someone told her about someone who heard about someone whose daughter got innoculated and "became retarded," whatever the fuck that means. This is the level on which they operate. If you don't accept or study or understand science, you don't have any reason to believe that science can do anything for you. So why would you really want "medical care" at all, since Jeebus is going to take care of you according to His plan?

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm

This is MishMash BatShitKrayZMann's theme song. Fer realz.

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Never paid much attention to Zappa, (gonna have to change that!) but this youtube video seems even more on point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE2dq3YD0&fe...

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:02 pm

True. If Jesus were asked, I'm sure he'd point to the pinhead and scream "She's a JERK!"

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 2:51 am

hah, while doing my usual random/ Pavlovian Wonketting I didn't even see Chets' reply before I posting, great minds and all that ( I even picked the same exact Youtube version!) Fuck how I used to love listening to Zappa in college, my first roommate WAS 'Bobby Brown', and I swear to Gawd as my father he ACTUALLY got a job in RADIO…life IS funnier than fiction! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8y0JLPQl94

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 2:52 am

I'm so old I actually got to see Frank LIVE, altho I did disagree with him on one thing… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE2dq3YD0

finallyhappy September 13, 2011 at 6:10 pm

One would think that anyone who said this is herself mentally challenged. Anyone who repeats this is more mentally challenged. I guess my daughter and her friends are lucky- they all had the HPV vaccine and are fine(when sober)

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:07 pm

OK, you know why this REALLY pisses me off? This is someone who wants to be a LEADER of her people. She is too mentally deficient, or lazy, or dishonest to actually research the facts (they're available, and aplenty, I know because I researched the issue for blogging purposes). Instead, she is either lying, or pulling stuff out of her behind. And the electorate is either equally stupid or deceived, and no one is saying, "Hey, wow, you dumb piece of fluff, NIH has a fucking DATABASE full of information about this shit, and you can actually read the details at any science-based, fact-based media organization or from X, Y, and Z publications online."

This is what is dumbing the country down by the day. It's making me fucking crazy. Squeeze their necks till their eyes pop out like those little Stress-Reliever Martians crazy.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 2:34 am

hey now, I actually DID study some science, in Joo skool…and I can tell you with some certainty that mental retardation IS hereditary (see Palins)

DaRooster September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm

All this uproar about a Hypocritical question?

mereoblivion September 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Hippocratical?

James Michael Curley September 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm

A hypocritical question with a hypercritical response from a doctor ignoring his Hippocratic Oath. Republicans are as lovable and cuddly as a rabid porcupine.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Wow, that's pretty fucking uncuddly, James Michael.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 12:04 pm

A more accurate scenario would be HE HAS major Medical but is denied the adequate treatment because of red tape or the HMO decides that it's just too damn expensive to save this guy's life. Don't believe me? Let's talk about my Sister's (who's a PA) and her battle with M.S…..

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this comment is 100% snark free)

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

OR..he works at WallyMart. Which would negate the "well paid" part of the story.

And sorry for baconz sister.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 12:20 pm

THX!

I'm super pissed now. I hope Wolf gets cancer and denied treatment over and over again and again. Or have the energy to navigate all the red tape while going through CHEMO.

weejee September 13, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Big hug from C'Addle baconz. MS sucks, me mum & cousin had it.

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Why did Wolf ask such a stupid question? Was his point to say that the guy should be forced to buy heath insurance?

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

A stupid question for an increasingly brain-dead candidate speaking to a stupid audience. Makes sense to me.

GregComlish September 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm

baconz, first your wife divorces you because you weren't slapping her face with your balls enough and now your sister is getting teabagged by Aetna?? You're getting a testicular double whammy.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Highmark! I got rid of my policy there and switched providers. FUCK THEM!!!! And I have no problem shit mouthing that piss dick cock sucker company of greedy fuck neck cock lump douche faced son's of whores who suck donkey cunt….I could go on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on &…..

(EDIT) and you're right Greg. Aparently it's put a burr under Baconz saddle day on Wonkette. All we need is a post about Rick Santorum for the Tri-Efecta.

Chichikovovich September 13, 2011 at 2:08 pm

OK, this post gets through and all of my dozens of attempts are deleted? Evidently my mistake is in not using more, and more creative profanity. At length.

Trucknutz! Buttsechs!

fuflans September 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm

OR is over the age of 32 OR is a woman of child bearing age OR has a pre-existing condition any one of which can make 'private fucking health insurance' unaffordable for people making less than 100K.

i had carpal tunnel in the mid 90's. it is STILL excluded from every private policy i get. god forbid it had been cancer.

many good wishes for your sister baconz.

(this too is 100% snark free).

bikerlaureate September 13, 2011 at 5:06 pm

I want to know where the freedom-loving 30-year-old could've gotten honest-to-gosh ("decent" ??) health insurance for a mere $200 or $300 a month.

Edit: I see TimWasTim put this out here first. True dat, and no hyperbole.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:18 pm

So sorry about your sister, baconz.

Damn, not only are they poisoning us and kiling us, but they've now figured out how to get our fellow-citizens to ROOT for this.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 3:37 am

I truly do feel your pain…I work in health care and these insurance co. assholes are THE biggest problem in this fucking cuntry…they deny our patients needed care on a daily basis and then we have to jump thru their motherfucking hoops to convince the assholes that the treatment is 'medically necessary' WTF?! Both my Dad and baby sister died from cancer (w/in 5 years of each other) and neither could get health insurance cuz they couldn't fucking work, cuz they were too fucking sick, from the CANCER!!! (ask me how I REALLY feel about health insurance corporate scumbags!) snark free indeed…

ChrisM2011 September 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Isn't it about time that the GOP changed it's official logo from an elephant to a child pulling the wings off of flies?

EatsBabyDingos September 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

What do you call a fly with the wings pulled off? A "walk." This is a GOP talkintg point: iff you can't walk the walk, put your angel wings back on and sing to the heavens. Heaven help you, because we sure won't.

Dudleydidwrong September 13, 2011 at 2:39 pm
ChrisM2011 September 13, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I've heard this is very popular during GOP retreats.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:49 pm

AAAAAH!! OMG! ZOMG! ZOMFG ELEBENTY!!!

Not the little tiny umbrellas PLEEZ!!

johnnyzhivago September 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm

I'm investing in a companies that make brown shirts and jackboots – I think they're coming into vogue!

Not_So_Much September 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Just good, Christian Patriots there.

Better go buy a copy of 'Escape From New York' and study up on survival techniques.

One_who_wanders September 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm

I am using the Fallout videogame series. Guns and ammo,my brothers and sisters, guns and ammo.

hollywooddood September 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm

I love a good Christian audience.

WilliamHTaft September 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Obama's probably kicking himself for getting rid of those death panels he promised us.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm

If he's watching this, sure. Christ. There is no excuse for these worthless motherfuckers to continue breathing for another day. No excuse at all.

orygoon September 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Why wait for a disease- or accident-related coma?

JUST KILL ME NOW!

CHUDster_Arthur September 13, 2011 at 12:09 pm

The amusing thing here is that Blitzer's "hypothetical man" was essentially a libertarian Teabagger; someone who feels that they shouldn't be forced to have health insurance. The audience is basically cheering for their own deaths.

Which, of course, is what all of the Anus Burgers and Raptures are all about anyway.

SmutBoffin September 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Maybe they are all just metalheads that like Death.

DashboardBuddha September 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Maybe they could be Emo

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm

I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Or you could just not have a lawn, didja ever think of that, huh, didja?

Srsly. Lawn = water suck. Try "native plants and wildflowers" instead. Looks great, needs no care, and sucks about a tenth of the water.

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 11:54 pm

Is joke, yes? I live in desert; have rocks for lawn. Occasional cactus to frighten neighbors.Sent from my iPad

MrFizzy September 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm

As if we needed a reminder of how goddamn stupid and hateful the baggers really are. The only comfort in all of this is that they're going to get it the worst when we crash. Of course, then it will be our Kenyan leader's fault, right?

gullywompr September 13, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Kenya's looking better all the time. I hear it's nice this time of year.

MrFizzy September 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I think you're right, plus most of Africa has joblessness, starvation, AIDS and insane warlords. Not much different than this country really – just a matter of scale.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Except for the leaking and exploding gasoline pipelines.

gullywompr September 13, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Too bad they don't have a gulf to spill it into.

TimWasTim September 13, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Are there really people out there getting major medical for only $200-$300 a month? Sign me up!

hollywooddood September 13, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Save your money. If you get critically ill, you can just hit up your local charity.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Tell me about it. I'd buy health insurance if I could actually afford it and pay my rent, student loans, and eat, but I can't.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm

How well I remember those miserable, penniless student days! An egg was a luxury. Hell, meals were a fucking luxury. The standing joke among us was you should ALWAYS accept an invitation to any party, since there might be FREE FOOD, and if not, you could take your books, get drunk, and study anyway. What a lot of fucking fun we were.

OTOH, there wasn't an ounce of fat on any of us. You never saw such an attractive lot of starving swotters.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 3:15 am

funny, that's kinda how I became a vegetarian in college, cuz I couldn't afford that fancy 'meat' stuff

DashboardBuddha September 13, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Same here – my employer doesn't provide it and for a guy like me with pre-existings, I can choose between ruinous insurance premiums or rent. I understand that living outside is bad for your health so this is a non-starter.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:52 pm

I'm so sorry to hear that. What the fuck. FWIW, I don't wish you would die, unlike yon teabaggage. I wish you would get really low-cost medical insurance and treatment, and have as good a quality of life as anyone can buy till you're ready to go.

And another thing. I'll bet every one of these fuckety-fucking-fucks would protest euthanasia. For the record, I support euthanasia 100%. People have the right to determine, at the very least, the manner of their exiting this place they never chose to be in.

sunmusing September 13, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I lost my job because of bad knees and surgery that didn't work. I couldn't pay the COBRA. So here I am looking for insurance, lo and behold, I found Humana. They had a plan that would only cost $600 a month, until I told them about the KNEES, wham bam thank you ma'am, it was now $1700. with a $5000 deductible. Oh shit, what a bargain. I just get drunk and read Wonkette now.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Et tu, sunmusing! I'm so sorry. Fuck me, I wish I had the energy to fight harder on this issue. It is not right that so many people should lack something so needful to their continued health and wellbeing.

I don't have a single disease at my advanced age, with the sole exception of the knee replacement which occurred as a result of a bad accident. Most people my age have had at least one run-in with cancer, and either have, or at high risk for developing, any of a number of age-related degenerative diseases. All I have is that one fucking knee, through no fault of my own. Yet, my health insurance premiums, which would otherwise be an affordable $500-$700, based on the excellent health enjoyed by this household, are nearly three times that.

The only thing that makes me happy about the HC fight is that the insurance companies are bitter, bitter, bitter about having to insure me anyway, especially when they have to send me letters saying they can't kick me off their rolls regardless of any pre-existing.

bikerlaureate September 13, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Props. Dang it, I came here for this comment and didn't see it before posting basically the same thing.

A few years ago I couldn't even get a quote on catastrophic medical that was under $200 / month…

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Seems like I'm saying this again…..weekly, but: just when I think the Baggers have sunk to an all-time low in ignorance and intolerance; boom! All but the mega-rich are only one illness, accident or insurance termination away from "Hypothetical Man". To wish death on him today without stopping to think it could be a loved one or oneself tomorrow is the height of ignorance and hypocrisy. Like the bully who is a big shot when things are going his way and who cries like a little girl when he gets caught like a chicken in a tractor's nuts. They make me puke.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:21 pm

There's a Republican debate every week for the next month! Yippee! Think of the fun we'll have!

Why is it that only the Unelectables (Paul and Perry) talk about ending the stupid wars?

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

War IS good for business; I'm just tired of investing my only Son (again in Iraq).

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:26 pm

What's his MOS, if that matters anymore.

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 12:39 pm

He was Armor when enlisted (one tour, out as E-5 Sgt., Honor Grad at NCO Acad.) Got degree, then entered KyNatGuard OCS Program. Comm 2nd Lt., then went through Army OCS @ Benning. Infantry up to 0-3 (CPT), EIB, CIB, Bronze Star, Iraq. Now Logistics since making Major. I was infantry, enlisted only, so much of his career is Greek to me. Thanks for asking. (Pix on my fb, ttommyunger)

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm

I hope he'll be back in the loving bosom of his family soon. Are the two girls his?

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 9:28 pm

Nope, he gave me a Grandson. He is at Ariz. State…..Pray for him.

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 12:38 pm

total failure of your pessimistic imagination.

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Yes, and I am President of the Pessimist Association.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm

^^ This.

Radiotherapy® September 13, 2011 at 12:15 pm

You should see how riled up they get about the NLRB!

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 9:02 pm

I would like to see how riled they get up under the belaboring of my hiking sticks.

Whap! I'm sorry, what did you say? Whap! I didn't catch that. Whap! Would you like to repeat it? Whap!

Repeat until desired result.

Steverino247 September 13, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Apparently Doctor Paul practiced before the Hippocratic Oath, too.

weejee September 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

He took the Hypocritic Oath, as do too many MDs.

DashboardBuddha September 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Do no harm Do nothing at all.

Fixed.

ArmoredBore September 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Yeah, even the TF2 Medic is more ethical. "Do no harm… to the guys wearing exactly the same color as me. You blue bastards are on your own."

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 9:05 pm

That is fucking hilarious! How could I have missed out on it?

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:17 pm

What if this hypothetical man had Alzheimer's Disease and was President from 1981 to 1989?

Geminisunmars September 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

He had good insurance, so no problem there. Right?

OneYieldRegular September 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Is there any way you can go back in time, get into Wolf Blitzer's brain, and ask that as a follow-up question?

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Your analysis is spot-on, KBJ.

Limeylizzie September 13, 2011 at 12:20 pm

OT sort of I am watching some person called Craig Melvin on MSNBC and he is having a discussion from a question he posted on Twitter "Who was the most underwhelming candidate last night" and someone managed to have him read this out on live teevee."Santorum, not frothy enough" was that one of you?

PuckStopsHere September 13, 2011 at 12:40 pm

These people ALL have Ron Burgandy syndrome. They will read ANYTHING you put on the teleprompter.

One_who_wanders September 13, 2011 at 12:47 pm

It wasn't me, but apparently dreams do come true.

Limeylizzie September 13, 2011 at 12:51 pm

It was astonishing and one of the panel, that David Goodfriend, sniggered, it was a lovely moment of live television.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Heavy doses of MSNBC can be hazardous to your mental health. But I allow myself a ration of Tweetie every afternoon at 2, in hopes that he'll have one of his out-of-mind experiences on some hapless Republican flack. Plus it keeps me awake at my desk — you can almost see the spittle hit the camera lens.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Ah-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, Lizzie! Thank you so much. Man, is that cruel? It's CRUEL!

Sharkey September 13, 2011 at 12:23 pm

"Taught me good, Lord, taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road"

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Bobby Weir Libel!!11!11!

donner_froh September 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

It must have felt so good to those fucks to shout and scream their hatred on TeeVee.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Too cheap to pay the price of admission to a WWE event, I guess.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Pro wrestling fans are better behaved.

ChrisM2011 September 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

I'd guess these are the same people that call "Contagion" The 'feel good hit of the summer'.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:40 pm

If we adopt their policies, one good plague will wipe out all the uninsured, and we will have a fully insured population. See? Libertardrandianism works!

GunToting[Redacted] September 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm

And think of the other benefits… Virtually no unemployment after the Black Death!

EatsBabyDingos September 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Onward you Christian Soldiers, put the bullet between their eyes.

Schmannnity September 13, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Teaparty Life bitches: Nasty brutish, and short.

EatsBabyDingos September 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Hobbits to Hobbes

Geminisunmars September 13, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Not short enough.

chascates September 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm

And if you don't have a fire extinguisher your house should be allowed to burn down if it catches fire.

crybabyboehner September 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm

OK, that guy can die, but don't you dare try to take away my Rascal.

Ducksworthy September 13, 2011 at 12:29 pm

If you die because you didn't buy health insurance you'll know better next time. Talk to the (Invisible) hand.

orygoon September 13, 2011 at 12:29 pm

"Is it all for real?"

No, sweet young Kristin. It's just a nightmare. We'll wake up in the morning and find that our country is really fair, prosperous and caring.

emmelemm September 13, 2011 at 7:34 pm

We all got magically teleported to a European socialist country, or possibly New Zealand?

ProudLibunatic September 13, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Many times they have jumped the shark, but this time they have JUMPED THE SHARK!!

elviouslyqueer September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. As many times as they keep jumping the shark, the shark is eventually going to get pissed, jump clear out of the water, and snap these motherfuckers clear in two.

flamingpdog September 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Unless the sharks get exterminated first, which humans are really working hard at.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:51 pm

I so like you for thinking up such scenarios.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:32 pm

I've seen it argued on the editorial page of the WSJ (where you'd expect to hear such twaddle) and even the fucken NYT that the wealthy have given us the gift of their companies' products and therefore owe nothing to society/charity/the Poors/Olds.

So with such widespread validation of selfishness, is it surprising that these Tea Party morans have abandoned any idea of the karmic balance of receiving and giving?

Monsieur_Grumpe September 13, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Yeah! Let him die and then execute him for not having insurance.

samsuncle September 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm

More hate shown at this debate that at a Klan rally.

zhubajie September 13, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Probably it's the same people!

NorbertsRevenge September 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm

As breathtaking and yet as predictable as the audience reaction is, KBJ is right, the question itself is shite, framed for a libertarian nutbar. Here's another: "An older woman, a greeter at Home Depot, staggers off to her second job as a night-shift waitress at Denny's, then sleeps in her car in the Denny's parking lot. The woman has no insurance because she can't afford it on her pay, even though she does more work in one week than any of the assholes behind me in the audience or any of you shitheads on the stage do in a year. Then one day she finds a cancerous lump. Should we let her die over the next few months until she is too weak to stand in order to extract a bit more cheap labour, or should we kill her now while her organs are still healthy and delicious?"

prommie September 13, 2011 at 12:55 pm

God help the struggling Denny's waittress if, unable to afford child care, she brings her infant to work and lets him sleep in the car during her shift.

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:29 am

Surely, this is a Sophie's Choice.

mavenmaven September 13, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Who needs medical care when they can more quickly find themselves in the Warm Embrace of Jesus? And then, they can read about the widow's misery, only abetted by her Strong Faith, in their local church publication or Reader's Digest. And the children growing up drug addled but finally finding their Saviour just before dying of meth related causes. What is better than that?

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:31 am

America the Beautiful (Disaster).

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 12:35 pm

I think Wolf's question was fabulous. These assholes should have to say what they would do if someone will die because he opted out of health insurance. They're constantly saying that people should have the freedom to choose to not have health insurance, no mandates! Well, then, let's play that out and see if you really mean it: he's going to die because he has no insurance. Even Paul doesn't have the fucking guts to say "yep, under my batshit philosophy, every man IS an island and we are not a community. So he should just be left to curl up and die. And if he doesn't have burial insurance, let's put him out with the trash." (though trash collection is probably socialism too).

Instead he says some vague "live with the consequences of his decision." Which means the same thing, but he's too squeemish to say it.

Because Paul knows how awful it will sound and how awful is ideology is when played out in real life. It's the same one that would let someone's house burn down because they didn't pay for fire coverage. They should also say what would happen to the 55 year old now who loses all his 401K in the next market crash in 2045 and so can't retire or feed himself anymore because SS was privatized. Because they're all worried about the consequences of these programs "for liberty" and "socialism" but then don't want to talk about the real life implications of their own ideology.

Mine means people don't die for lack of health insurance and old people have shelter and dignity. You want to call that socialism, go 'head.

But yet it will be all the fuckers who cheered and said "let him die!" who will be in church on Sunday praying to someone who said what you don't do for the least among you, you don't do for me either. IOW, when you shit on the poor, you're shitting on Jesus. Which makes Him cry. Stupid heartless motherfuckers.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Outstanding rant! And here's something to add to it: yes a social safety net will have a bureaucracy and overhead and people will figure out how to scam it. We don't close all the banks because some bankers are dishonest. Banks provide a service society needs. So do pensions and health care. They're not perfect, but we can't be the people we want to be without them.

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Thanks, I'm having a day.

And yes, we don't shut down all spinach farms because some shows up with salmonella. There's even a legal maxim that we don't use an occasional problem to issue blanket prohibition.

At the end of the day, I'd rather be a sap than an asshole. A wonderful judge I worked for is always helping people–he helps them find jobs, shelter, get into school, whatever they need, to the extent of his ability to help or to connect them with someone who can. Someone told him that one person in particular might be taking advantage of him and he said "So what? I can afford what I'm doing. I would rather be susceptible to being taken advantage of then live my life constantly worried about being taken advantage of."

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Maybe that's why their eyes are always beady and dead, (like a dolls eyes, or Joe Scarborough's). Always wondering who's ripping them off, taking advantage of a real 'murikan.

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I do think there are some people who have a siege mentality–they drive enormous trucks–like Humvees–as if their at war, keep guns and carry them all the time because someone might be out to get them, and live with a level of distrust of other people that borders on (or crosses into) paranoia. Sad for them really, but not so much when they try to make life miserable for everyone else.

Ducksworthy September 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm

"When you shit on the poor, you're shitting on Jesus. Which makes Him cry." Where do I get the bumper sticker?

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 7:06 pm

cafe press?

(seriously, that would be fucking hysterical. could put it with my "doing my part to piss of the religious right" and "Jesus is my car insurance" stickers).

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Eight thumbs up for this motherfucker. I know I don't HAVE eight thumbs, but I know just where to get six more. It's not as if the teagaggers will mind, since they don't use them anyway.

BlueStateLibel September 13, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Many thumbs up. You hit the nail on the head, these teabaggers and libertarians are so addicted to their ideology, they've lost the forest for the trees, and can't think straight anymore.

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 12:36 pm

When I was a young Doctor, my Attending told me "Son,
You never withhold treatment, try to save every one."
But I blocked an uninsured man, just to watch him die.
When you hear Ron Paul a-comin', you hang your head and cry!

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Yee-hah! Remember when Johnny wouldn't sing "Welfare Cadillac" for Nixon at the White House?

Schmannnity September 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm

I bet there's rich folk treatin in them fancy hospitals
They're probly gettin nursin, and walkin in them halls.

genxr September 13, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Life ain't easy for a boy named Rand.

BobsGunt September 13, 2011 at 12:36 pm

These swine are sick and should be euthanized before they infect the entire farm.

DashboardBuddha September 13, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Oh Socialism can be frightful
But teabagging's so delightful
If you find a hypothetical guy
Let him die let him die let him die

Dudleydidwrong September 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And besides, we're going shopping.
Just ignore the poor hypothetical guy
Let him die, let him die, let him die.

When he finally says "good-bye"
Don't be sad 'cause you know what's in store.
Just look around and you'll see
That there'll always be lots, lots more.

So it is easy to kill in the abstract
It requires no guts, that's a "true fact".
When Wolf says "A hypothetical guy,"
Scream "Let him die, let him die, let him die."

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Too perfect. How about we collaborate on "Teabaggers! The Musical"?

freakishlywrong September 13, 2011 at 12:39 pm

CNN should be ashamed. Or, better should lose $$$ for that disgrace. The $$$ they'd understand.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I only wish that this had been shown on a real network, where people would have seen this episode unfold.
Not enough people truly understand just how evil these Tea Bagging fucks really are.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:47 pm

They're at ~70% disapproval. And they constitute ~30% of the population. So, yeah, pretty much everybody hates their fucking asses except for each other. That's about as good as it gets.

littlebigdaddy September 13, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Next on Animal Planet: When Teatards attack!

smitallica September 13, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Yet murdering these ignorant fucks is against the law. Certainly not what the Founding Fathers intended.

ArmoredBore September 13, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Okay, how is this news again?

Weenus299 September 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm

"Verily I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a poor man to attain health care without paying a shitload of money to a rich man trying to stuff a God-Damned camel through a teensy needle."

Schmannnity September 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Teatard Testament

James Michael Curley September 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm

All too often, these days, I am reminded:

"Going to the candidates debate,
Laugh about it, shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Anyway you look at it you loose."

prommie September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm

"This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body."

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

I knew it was Whitman before googling it. So proud to be an English major…there are not many moments when it matters.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 3:34 am

my favorite Whitman- or any- quote ever

prommie September 13, 2011 at 12:53 pm

BTW, are we ANY closer to pitchfork and torch time? I have used Googlemaps to make a map of trees with stout limbs.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

My Ace Hardware's pretty urban and probably doesn't have pitchforks, although they might. We also need to know where the roofing contractors' storage yards are, so we can expropriate their tar kettles in the name of The People. Then it's off to Bed, Bath & Beyond for some nice, fluffy goose down pillows.

prommie September 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm

They make these special roofers hammers that are half axe, half hammer, they are absolutely medeival, perfect for the job.

James Michael Curley September 13, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Last night's council meeting had the Republicans up in their arses because the emergency 'Reverse 911' system did not work very well and the emergency communications did not last very long during Hurricane Irene. The same Republicans who demanded that the cost of cell phones provided to our town's first responders was a cost that had to be eliminated so taxes could be cut. And they did take them all away last February.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Did anyone point this out to them at the time?

DemonicRage September 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm

What a Golden Age when the Tea Party votes in Rick Perry!. You know he is going to be munching on a cheeseburger and the fat from the cheeseburger will be dripping down his jaunty chin as Michelle and the children walk out the gated entry to the White House for the last time (except for ceremonial re-visits).

fuflans September 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm

is there any talk of a FL secession as well as TX? i think on balance these two have contributed rather more bad than good to our national politics.

J Rbt. Oppenheiner September 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Is there a legal way we could vote the Texans and Floridians out?

Schmannnity September 13, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Have you seen our demographics? If Social Security and Medicare were cut off in succession, the economy would collapse. What are we going to go back to: Homebuilding? 23% of all mortgages in Florida are nonperforming.

BTWBFDIMHO September 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm

How different is let him die from Ron Paul's answer well, this is what freedom is about, you take your own risks?

HistoriCat September 13, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Same thing -only one of them is a chickenshit version.

gullywompr September 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Don't get sick. And if you do get sick – die quickly.

Gleem_McShineys September 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Right! They're just being compassionate, see? They say "Let him die" because that is so much better than suffering for a long ass time.

Ergo, they're saints!

BTWBFDIMHO September 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Tea Party: the party of me, me, me and mine, mine, mine!

Gleem_McShineys September 13, 2011 at 1:28 pm

The recipe for "milk of human kindness," according to Teab-Ogres:

1 bladderful of hot piss

Apply ingredient generously to the face of anyone not-you.
For additional spice, apply 1 pair freshly shined jackboots, to taste

Serving size: nearly unbearable

prommie September 13, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Isn't insurance itself evil and collectivist? Every individual should just save enough for their own medical needs. Why should I see my premiums go to some sick weakling when I am not sick? Every man for himself, thats the motto of the Randian Libertarian Teabaggers.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm

And if you haven't saved enough, just barter; bring a chicken to the doctor.

Ducksworthy September 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm

So can we cancel the health insurance of the teabaggers infesting congress now?

DaRooster September 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I am sure they feel the same for the First Responders… nice group of folks them baggers.

Toomush_Infer September 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Best Idea I've Had All Week: Survivor Island with Ron, Mitt, Shelly ,Perry and whatever other candidates have survived so far in the "where's your healthcare now?" edition….

genxr September 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Do we really want to save this man's life at the expense of personal responsibility?

stew1 September 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Well, at least there wasn't any shooting, as I'm sure most of the 'baggers were packin' lead.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:42 pm

In which case, it's a real fucking pity there wasn't any shooting. We could've been shet of a few hundred bouches inutiles, at least.

owhatever September 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Although still vomiting from CNN giving a blowjob to the Teabaggers by bestowing respectability on them, I found a second stomach to vomit from when Ron Paul basically said let those without insurance die…and got a positive reaction.

Only in the last debate, there was wild cheering for Rick Perry executing hundreds of people. This shit about them being pro-life is getting complicated.

a_pink_poodle September 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm

It's one thing to cheer for the death of someone like bin Laden. At least one is cheering the death of someone who did you great harm, but cheering for the death of a hypothetical young man who did nothing to you?

I think this is the first time I've been ill over something so horrendous.

BZ1 September 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I was looking for Madame Defarge and her knitting needles….

genxr September 13, 2011 at 3:38 pm

This is good news for Jello Biafra.

zappadoo76 September 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm

How about this? We'll rent a stadium, and put a gaggle of uninsured people on the field where they get devoured by wild animals and stabbed by gladiators. We could charge the Paultards and their Republican friends fifty bucks apiece to watch the spectacle. We'll GET RICH!

prommie September 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm

These are vicious evil nasty fuckwads, look at this fucking shit:

Source: The Washington Post

Antiabortion activists who have sought for months to shut down a Germantown clinic picketed its landlord outside a Montgomery County middle school where his daughter is a student, school and police officials said Monday.

A small group of protesters stood outside Robert Frost Middle School in Rockville on Thursday, holding signs and a banner, during back-to-school night, officials said.

The student’s father, who did not want to be named to protect the safety of his daughter, a sixth-grader at the school, said he saw the five protesters when he went to the school event.

Some held a large banner that showed his photo, his full name, his phone number and the words “Please STOP the Child Killing.” Others held posters showing aborted fetuses.

GOPCrusher September 13, 2011 at 4:53 pm

The only thing surprising about this is the fact that they didn't blow up the school to send their message.
I am assuming that this is also a public school?

voodooeconomics September 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I hate this idiot Wolf Blitzer. What an ass. he sits on the fence all day long, wishy washy fuck. He could not do journalism even if bites him in the ass.

mrbubb September 13, 2011 at 4:33 pm

These assholes are the same people holding "Hands off my Medicare" signs. God, Americans are too fucking stupid to live.

mrbubb September 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Here's the thing: I'm a dude with a good education, good job, very good job security, health insurance, etc. I live in Massachusetts, the only state in the country with mandatory health coverage (thanks, Mitt!)

A lot of the tea partiers are people with little education, low income, poor job security, no health insurance. Most of them live in the ass-end of America, in places like Oklahoma and Alabama, and other such godforsaken holes.

Essentially, I am pleading for government to raise my taxes, in order to give the money to many of those people who, apparently, don't want it. So how about, fuck them? Can't they all just die of preventable diseases and starvation, already, because that's preferable to gay marriage? I'm getting tired of fighting for the human dignity of these assholes who apparently want to be treated like cattle instead.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm

I know. Times I sit myself down and say, "Self, WTF are you thinking? They don't WANT education, health care, a living wage, jerbs. Fine, let's keep it for our own selves and tell these morons to jump in that handbasket heading straight for hell. More pie for ME."

But, do I listen? No.

ProudLibunatic September 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Have they started calling them "Death-Baggers" yet?

starfanglednut September 13, 2011 at 5:34 pm

My boss goes on and on about "personal responsibility", and I finally had to say "_____, I believe in personal responsibility too. I feel personally responsible to be kind to the less fortunate" I don't think he liked that.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Good on ya for saying it, anyway.

starfanglednut September 13, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Thx, POD.

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm

CNN has a tradition of asking manipulative, poorly thought out debate questions that make any answer ridiculous and offensive. Bernie Shaw slow-clapped this one, watching from his retirement villa.

zhubajie September 13, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Blitzer forgot the likelihood that your insurance company will cheat you while your distracted by dying! It happened to my stepmother.

Tundra Grifter September 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm

And, I believe, to Mr. Obama's mother.

Tundra Grifter September 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm

After the debate, the crowd practiced chanting "Jump! Jump! Jump!" in unison, just in case they found some poor soul standing on the ledge of a tall building.

glamourdammerung September 13, 2011 at 6:58 pm

Those pro-lifers sure seem gleeful about not doing anything to avoid preventable death.

BlueStateLibel September 13, 2011 at 8:47 pm

So if the teabaggers wouldn't help someone dying, why the hell are we all paying for their scooters, most of which they're only using because they're too fat to walk? I suppose they'd want us to pay for their Jenny Craig diet too.

LetUsBray September 13, 2011 at 10:49 pm

Apologies if this has been said already, and I know the election is 14 months away.

But this needs to be THE signature sound bite of the campaign. If the Democrats have any will to win (I know, I know, but maybe their survival instincts will finally kick in) every commercial break on every widely-watched TV program will feature these hyenas baying away, followed by the question, Do you want these people anywhere NEAR the power to affect your life?

Beetagger September 13, 2011 at 10:56 pm

If you're uninsured and sick, just fake a coma and go all Terry Schiavo on their asses. They'll fix you up real quick and say it was a miracle from Jeebus.

ibwilliamsi September 14, 2011 at 1:11 am

See, now, this is why they all took the "WWJD?" bumper stickers off of their cars.

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 1:35 am

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened…"

Yeah, I feel like that.

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 2:57 am

When I hear these heartless bastards applaud, nay, cheer death whether it pertains to capital punishment or not buying health insurance it makes me think of Chapter 9 of Perelandra by C.S. Lewis where the disguised antagonist says to the inoccent/blameless/child-like "Eve" of Venus:

“And will you teach us Death?” said the Lady to Westons’s shape, where it stood above her. “Yes,” it said, “it is for this that I came here, that you may have Death in abundance”

That line gives me chills every time I read it., but it fits the time like a glove. These fuckers won't be frightened until they've met their wildest fantasies, and it scares me near to death because some of us can already see the peril.

Negropolis September 14, 2011 at 3:39 am

Methinks that the bastards forgot the Great Commandment of Jesus, the one-and-only:

Matthew 22:35 Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,
36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and great commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Whoopsie!

schvitzatura September 15, 2011 at 4:17 am

One thing I could never stand was to see a bunch of filthy, dirty old chai-tards, howling away at their filthy chaipartei platform of their fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in their stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever their age might be, but more especially when they was real old like these ones was.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Wow, you must be very proud of him, and worried. The EIB and BSM aren’t given to just anybody.

weejee September 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Big upfist from a former spook who spent too much time with the 11B10s. Yo, grunt!

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm

So you'll know what I'm talking about when I call them "idiot sticks," and that I mean it with the utmost respect.

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Yeah, and I'm guessing they didn't even award you a CIB for your effort.

weejee September 13, 2011 at 1:19 pm

I carried an E2, a v. early M4, kinda, sorta.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Now that I've been informed correctly….I'm going to stand by my snark and still use it in the future.

BACONZGOOD LIBEL!!!!!!!

biocurious September 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Wrong or not, the fact that it spawned the phrase “Muppet libel” makes it worth it.

sunmusing September 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Upfist again and again for you Sue, I don't feel so alone anymore.

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm

It's a kind of solopsism where you want to retreat into your "property," your church, your family, and finally yourself, and apparently need guns'n'ammo to defend this space. "Foreign" ideas are as scary as foreign people. I live in downtown San Diego and see them coming to the ball games (because baseball simulates some long-lost rural idyll of slow-paced games on the village common), horrified at having to pay to park, frightened of the weakest sickest bums, outraged at prices of everything, and anxious to get in the SUV and on the freeway back to Sprawlville as soon as possible.

Sue4466 September 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm

So, much like with taxes, they complain about having to pay for everything they want. Figures.

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 7:57 pm

I burst with pride at the very thought of him, and have for many years… Thank you.

Pristine_ODummy September 13, 2011 at 9:41 pm

My friend, although I'm not the praying sort, my thoughts are with every man and woman deployed in these futile, useless wars, and with their loving families. I wish them all good health and safe journey home to their loved ones.

Pristine_ODummy September 14, 2011 at 12:12 am

And yet you wish for Emo lawn that cuts itself!

Rocks are best! Rocks do not suck water AT ALL! (Screams, flips out, runs away singing at top of lungs)

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 1:51 am

unfortunately (for them) the spirit may be willing but the flesh is weak…in their true hearts and minds they KNOW that they want to have FUN, and be compassionate, caring, loving humans, etc. but whatever dogmatic indoctrination they have experienced since childhood (won't SOMEBODY think of the children?) keeps them rooted in the ignorance of their egoic or 'monkey mind and they really have no chance of experiencing the true Self without the proper information or wake-up call…or in other words, they have seriously 'misunderestimated' the real meaning and power of my teachings (have I mentioned yet that I'm actually a Buddhist? don't tell DashboardBuddha or he'll never let me live it down!) I have a license plate frame says 'My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma' and it's a lot of fun to see the faces of folks here in Indiana who take the time to read that and then try to fit it into whatever mental 'framework' they are operating on…I can only hope it causes a few neuro-circuits to blow (oh and I'm drinking wine again, can you tell? ;) Srsly tho, if it weren't for my yoga practice (oh yeah I'm definitely a hippie) – and the Wonketeers of course- I'd have gone over the edge halfway thru the Bush regime…I even started teaching yoga last year and now have a weekly class of old white people at the local senior center, trying to show them how to 'quiet the chatter of the mind'…sorry for the long-winded reply (did I mention I've been drinking, again? oh yeah I did) thanks for playing…also, too :)

Pristine_ODummy September 14, 2011 at 2:07 am

You're a hoot, mind if I call you Jesus?

Yeah, the Wonkeratti have saved the lives of many here, it would seem. I used to teach Yoga, but that seems like centuries ago. Which school? I'm assuming you mean hatha yoga, yes? I know you work late, so it's always good to catch up with you here. Also, too, wink, wiggle. Enjoy your wine.

Dashboard_Jesus September 14, 2011 at 2:27 am

you used to teach yoga? cool..my primary practice is Kundalini yoga, the yoga of 'awareness' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundalini_yoga

But I teach basic Hatha yoga to beginners mostly…the Kundalini is a bit TOO much for the nice Midwestern folks 'round here, it requires a little more commitment than the gentle stretching and breathing I share with them….but that's how I got started about 10 years ago, as one of my favorite gurus says, "TRUE enlightenment requires nothing more and nothing less than a radical shift in perspective!" now I DO have to get some sleep, I promised a yoga friend I'd attend her 7 AM breakfast fundraiser for the local homeless shelter, takin' care of the least of our brothers/ sisters and all that (since our gummint thinks that's not a worthy 'investment') thanks for sharing…peace, out

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