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JOURNALISTIC COMPETITIONS  4:55 pm September 12, 2011

Chicago Tribune Gitmos Comic Strip For Talking Smack About Sarah Palin

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

You can probably save your fact-checkers the time, Chicago Tribune. Sarah Palin is, in fact, a moron.Sarah Palin’s hated author-neighbor enemy Joe McGinnis will soon release his secret spy diary of sexy details about the Palin family’s Satanic backyard meth-gobbling rituals, and it is apparently super juicy, in terms of Sarah Palin being an awful moron! Blah blah, that is not the “news part,” because that is not “news.” The actual faux-controvery surrounding Sarah Palin’s mind-numbing existence today comes courtesy of the fact that McGinnis gave an advanced copy of the book to “Doonesbury” comic strip author Gary Trudeau, who pulled some random embarrassing anecdote from one of Sarah Palin’s old advisers as fodder for his most recent syndicated political cartoon. This is illegal, in journalism, according to the Chicago Tribune, which has removed the cartoon. Why? BECAUSE, UH, FACT CHECKING.

The Tribune gave some weird excuse that they could not run “Doonesbury” this week because they had not been allowed to “verify” the statements made in a political cartoon, but we will go out on a limb and assume it’s mostly because they did not appreciate being scooped about Sarah Palin’s delusional antics by its Comics Section. That is Serious Journalism territory!

Last newspaper-reading human on Earth Jim Romenesko noticed the Tribune’s print announcement that no one would have ever seen otherwise, which he helpfully reproduces for the Internet in a blog post:

“Doonesbury” creator Garry Trudeau is running excerpts from Joe McGinniss’s Sarah Palin’s bio in this week’s strips, which won’t be seen by Chicago Tribune print edition readers. The paper says in an A2 note that “the subject matter does not meet our standards of fairness [because] the strips include excerpts from a book that is not yet on the market and therefore unavailable for review or verification by the Tribune.” The book’s release date is Sept. 20. The Tribune is running “Thatababy” in the place of “Doonesbury.”

This will be known as The Day That Comedy Died, until next week, probably. [WaPo/Poynter Institute via Andrew Sullivan]

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nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Truth hurts?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard September 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm

TROOTH LIEBUL!!1!1

nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Yet the Trib publishes all the sewage spewed by the republican candidates as the truth.

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Just Googled "Trib" and "spew" to see what you were talking about. Are you free this weekend?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard September 12, 2011 at 6:08 pm

Two things: politicians are protected as satire ('living performance art') and nothing Republican pols say is mean to be taken as actual fact or truth.

ogradybt September 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Gary Trudeau fucking sucks.

nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 4:59 pm

That seems a bit harsh, after all he is married to America's sweetheart, Jane Pauly.

LowProfileinGA September 12, 2011 at 5:50 pm

You prefer "Family Circus," apparently.

DashboardBuddha September 12, 2011 at 6:22 pm
LowProfileinGA September 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm

That's the one I'd choose too.

DashboardBuddha September 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

I remember seeing one of Billy and his mom where he's sitting at the computer and asks, "Mommy…what does jap scat mean?" I couldn't find it though.

ogradybt September 12, 2011 at 6:30 pm

I guess I more prefer radical pacifist Bill Keane to self-important patrician New Left baby boomer Gary Trudeau. I don't happen to like either of their comics, but I have a particular dislike for that whole category of asshole.

HempDogbane September 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Downfist

LowProfileinGA September 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm

However, Billl Keane did inspire this long-running parody, and for that I give him credit: http://dfc.furr.org/

Crank_Tango September 12, 2011 at 9:40 pm

Fucking snark, how does it work?

prommie September 13, 2011 at 9:34 am

I read your list of what I presume you intend to be derisive descriptions of Trudeau, and yet, there is nothing there I regard as a negative. Maybe "self-important," it depends on the person. But as a self-important new left baby boomer patrician myself, I just don't see why you would consider these things negative attributes.

Barry White Zombie September 12, 2011 at 8:25 pm

I prefer The Nietzsche Family Circus, myself. http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/

Tundra Grifter September 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Who knew Duh Gov'Nuh read Wonkette?

riverside68 September 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Really you should try it, it is just not that bad, if done right it can be sublime.

prommie September 13, 2011 at 9:35 am

You should try "The Lockhorns." That Leroy, what a scamp, always getting drunk and wearing a lampshade at parties.

Gurkman September 12, 2011 at 4:59 pm

What a valiant stand they have taken defending the honor of those who have none.

Barb September 12, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Sarah would probably love to shoot Snoopy and Woodstock from a helicopter with a high powered rifle.

DaRooster September 12, 2011 at 5:07 pm

The Sopwith Camel would gun her down.

DashboardBuddha September 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm

That gives one an awesome mental image. I can just see the bullet holes stitching up the side of Sarah's Jet Ranger.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 9:44 pm

Or that dumbshit bus she drove around for awhile before she got bored and quit.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 9:43 pm

"Sarah would probably love to shoot Snoopy and Woodstock from a helicopter with a high powered rifle."

They weren't her first choice, but the folks at Westboro Babtist Church had already called dibs on Peppermint Patty and Marcie.

baconzgood September 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm

"verify the statements made in a cartoon"????!!!!! You mean Ren and Stimpy aren't vetted? Fuck and all this time….

finallyhappy September 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

I think Prince Valiant and Beetle Bailey are true but I am always unsure if Peanuts has been vetted.

Tundra Grifter September 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm

I’m pure sure Snoopy has been vet’d. Those cartoons have shown every side of him, and he definitely isn’t anatomically correct.

johnnymeatworth September 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm

"I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?!!"

Grief_Lessons September 12, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Next thing you know it's going to turn out that Wonkette posts cannot always be verified as being 100% factual.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Whattya think the "not intended to be a factual statement" disclaimer is for?

imissopus September 12, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Complete the dang fence!

BornInATrailer September 12, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Pfft. They ran the strip where Thel asks Billy who lied about the presence of Iraqi WMD and he said "Not Me."

genxr September 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm

…and Dick Cheney is sneaking away wearing a "Not Me" t-shirt.

HelmutNewton September 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Of course, they will keep running the mind-blowingly stupid piece of excrement "Mallard Fillmore" without restriction.

elviouslyqueer September 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

I'll see your "mind-blowingly stupid piece of excrement" and raise you "racist, jingoistic, puerile, pathetic excuse for pencil scratching trying to pass itself off as artistic political commentary."

MLHencken September 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Sure you are not talking about Jack T. Chick?

zhubajie September 12, 2011 at 6:22 pm

The works of Jack Chick will tell future civilizations a lot about us!

Rotundo_ September 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

How many operating while intoxicated busts has Trudeau had compared with Tinsley? Since Trudeau is one of those limousine libruls he doesn't have to drive shitfaced like Tinsley does. Tinsley draws like a man, drinks like a man and gets thrown into the pokey like a man. Trudeau probably just sips "wines" for the "taste" or some hokey shit. That's why Doonesbury will never have the same artistic sensibilities as Mallard Fillmore. Trudeau never spent a night in the drunk tank passed out in his own sick. Tinsley has, so he can relate to "real america" in a way Trudeau cannot even fathom.

glamourdammerung September 12, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Tinsley also blames the judges and cops for picking on him for "no reason" when they arrest him for drunk driving like a man as well. Or like a conservative at least.

KenLayIsAlive September 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Wow, I had no idea cartoonists lived such… lives.

Negropolis September 13, 2011 at 1:04 am

Cartoonists are people too, my friend.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Until Bill Watterson brings Calvin & Hobbes back, I refuse to read political cartoons.

OzoneTom September 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

I read all of them, any of them that have been in front of me.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm

T

Barb September 12, 2011 at 5:13 pm

I want The Far Side back.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

And don't get me started on Bloom County! Really, those three (C&H, TFS, BC), and occasionally The Boondocks were the only thing worth reading in the entire paper some mornings!

HempDogbane September 12, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Bloom County: "Every clam you bake, every dog you wake, every leaf you rake, I'll be watching you."

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm

Deathtongue forever!!!!

KenLayIsAlive September 12, 2011 at 7:45 pm

Bloom County. That ruled. My uncle got me into those as a kid. I don't know if I fully grasped the meaning of them plotting to flush every toilet in the pentagon all at once… but clearly something sunk in.

weejee September 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

In real life Gary Larson wuz a C'Addle dog catcher worked for the godless Humane Society.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Gave him insight. "Cat Fud" is my all-time favorite… http://media.photobucket.com/image/far%20side%20c

Barb September 12, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Cat Fud is my second favorite. http://tinyurl.com/6yjvxf3

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 12:15 am

oh thank you, I was JUST trying to 'describe' this all-time favorite FS to a friend at dinner last night and of course the funny was NOT communicated by my feeble attempts

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:05 pm

I had a friend who was asked, in a job interview, what his three favorite Far Side cartoons were. The interview had already reached a point where he knew they were going to offer him the position; that question just made him certain he wanted to take a job with THAT college.

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm

How did I know that would be an academic reference?

I seriously think you can judge a professor by their appreciation for Larson. If they have no cartoons on thier office door, don't sign up. If they have 1 bad one, don't try any jokes on them that haven't been fully beaten to death because they plainly got that from someone else. If they have 3 or more pretty funny ones, you are going to like the class – unless they have a whole wall full, in which case they are likley deranged.

And if they have 1 – just 1perfect one – on an otherwise blank door, you should take the class only if you are going to bring your A game.

Advn2rgirl September 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm

On the door of my classroom, I have the one with the cavemen who have brought down a mastodon with one perfect arrow shot. One says to the other, "Maybe we should write that spot down." Under it, I've added, "Why historians get paid."

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 1:03 am

Wow, that is just the best. Bodes real well for the future!

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 9:49 pm

I was out and about yesterday with my favorite gentleman caller, who is extremely intelligent, and he actually pushed a door marked "Pull".

Yes, we both thought of the Far Side cartoon.

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 12:24 am

exactly, I do it EVERY time! :)

Rarian Rakista September 13, 2011 at 3:20 am

Mark that one keeper. My current GF and I both had complete collections of Calvin and Hobbes books in the living room when we met. I think we spent an entire afternoon just reading them together and showing which ones we thought were best when we were kids.

genxr September 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Bloom County and Death Tongue reunion tour or GTFO.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Rock out with your tongue out.

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm

"Steve's chest hair caught on fire!"
"How?"
"He put mascara on it"
"Why?" (to Steve, cigarette still in mouth, dazed)
"Looked . . . fluffy"

No, that strip had no impact on me at all.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 1:04 am

I forget a lot of it. Far Side and C&H has stayed with me more… guess I need to break out my copy of Billy and the Boingers!

V572 T-Blow September 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Man I miss Calvin & Hobbes…the great art on Sundays, the flights of Calvin's imagination, the Transmogrifier, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, the sexless parents, "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey"…they all spring to mind and I haven't seen the strip in years and don't have the books.

And political cartoons? They all suck since Paul Conrad lost it in the latter years.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 12, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Spaceman Spiff for the win!

Yeah, Conrad NAILED it.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:10 pm

I liked Jeff MacNelly before he started doing "Shoe," which started the unfortunate trend of political cartoonists doing daily strips. And, antique though his style looks today, I learned how to enjoy political cartoons by reading Herblock during Watergate.

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 12:31 am

I admit to being a full-fledged C&H geek, have every one of his 'greatest hits' compilation books and even laminated the VERY LAST strip and it's been on the side of my fridge ever since! http://calvinethobbes.free.fr/english/c_der.html

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 1:05 am

Yeah, I have a copy I saved as well… chokes me up just thinking about (seriously!)…

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 2:57 am

nice to know there's somebody at least as sappy as me…I LOVED that Calvin, and Hobbes was a true guru1

V572 T-Blow September 13, 2011 at 7:18 am

Thanks for the link!

Schmannnity September 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Does this mean confidential sources will no longer be used unless they have published anonymously?

bureaucrap September 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm

And I definitely remember the "Family Circus" cartoon where the Dad (did they ever have names?) claims that rainbows are made out of hearts and flowers. ALL LIES!

SayItWithWookies September 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm

This is just like when the New York Times ran six months of Marvin strips in place of Judith Miller's reporting on Saddam's connections to al-Qaida and his acquiring nuclear weapons.

Fred_Wertham_Jr September 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Because Judy and Marvin are both full of shit.

PuckStopsHere September 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Pete Hoekstra approves this message.

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:06 pm

We all know who the real victim is here!

Schmannnity September 12, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Veritas?

SexySmurf September 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Ziggy? Nothing ever goes right for that man.

ManchuCandidate September 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Calvin and Hobbes.

nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

The Katzenjammer Kids?

SayItWithWookies September 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

The girls in Apartment 3-G?

SorosBot September 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Josh Fruhlinger?

HistoriCat September 12, 2011 at 5:56 pm

Oh how I miss the Comics Curmudgeon on Wonkette.

northernbassist September 12, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Brenda Starr, Reporter?

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 10:02 pm

When I was in a boring class in grade school (which was almost all of them, really), I used to daydream that I was Brenda Starr, with naturally red hair and lots of exciting adventures.

bflrtsplk September 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Beetle Bailey.

SexySmurf September 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Anybody forced to read Dilbert?

HuddledMass September 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I live "Dilbert." It's not funny

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Mark Trail?

Dr_Zoidberg September 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Hi and Lois?

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

They were swingers who died of STDs back in the 80s.

genxr September 12, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Marmaduke, tied to the top of Mitt Romney's car?

Schmannnity September 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Helga? Hagar does not appreciate that woman, I tell ya.

weejee September 12, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Freewheelin' Franklin?

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 10:04 pm

No way!
Has to be Fat Freddy; every time he tried to go out and score some weed, he got burned.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 10:26 pm

And then his cat would shit in his shoes.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 10:51 pm

Fat Freddy's Cat was distinguished from all other cartoon cats (including Fritz) because he was often drawn from a rear view perspective, rendering visible his honest-to-God tomcat nuts.

I also enjoyed (if that is the word I want) the episodes of Fat Freddy's Cat where cockroaches would get killed, and someone would ask the King of Cockroaches whether the band should play Taps, and his invariable response was, "Nah, we got plenty more where they came from". I've often recalled those, usually at work.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard September 12, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Andy Capp's wife. She 'fell out of bed,' my ass.

KenLayIsAlive September 12, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Sure, bash Andy Capp all you want, but he makes delicious Hot Fries.

GunToting[Redacted] September 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Zonker?

Come here a minute September 12, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Hitler!

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Wrong thread, CHaM

Crank_Tango September 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Oh shit, I was totes gonna say hitler.

Thurman Munster IV September 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Miss Buxom?

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Buxley, dammit. And her flat-chested secretarial officemate is Private Blips, I shit you not.

Schmannnity September 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

Cathy or Irving? I can 't decide which is the bigger loser.

Negropolis September 13, 2011 at 1:06 am

Garfield? That cat no likey the Monday.

Pat_Pending September 13, 2011 at 11:27 am

Schmoos?

ManchuCandidate September 12, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Under the intelligent and wise and far seeing leadershit of Sam Zell, the Tribune has a habit of ruining funny things (Doonsebury sort of counts) for instance, the Cubs (they're just pathetic.)

I'm actually meh about this as i'm still mourning the loss of Calvin and Hobbes.

DaRooster September 12, 2011 at 5:09 pm

"… you know like, 'People'… just, all of 'em, Katie."

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:09 pm

McCormick was a Nazi, the Cubs are the worst team in professional sports, and the Tribune hasn't published a wise word since Royko got Alzheimers.

baconzgood September 13, 2011 at 9:07 am

While living in Chi-town I used to say "The only real journalism in the Trib can be found in the funny pages". Who'd a knew that my joke was right.

SorosBot September 12, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Wait, so Bill Clinton wasn't really a floating animate waffle, or George W. Bush a floating dot wearing a cowboy hat, and later a Roman centurion's helmet?

Rotundo_ September 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Asterisk (*) they look like assholes so I believe that's the reason Trudeau used the symbol. Or was it President * as in not really? I think it's cause it looked like an asshole which certainly captured the spirit and character of Dubya better than any likeness could have.

LowProfileinGA September 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Because the Supreme Court "elected" him.

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Maybe it was a Vonnegut asshole/asterisk shoutout, but I thought it was a hanging chad reference/Roger Maris's 61 home runs kind of thing.

genxr September 12, 2011 at 5:31 pm

No, all of that was verified by the Tribune. Reagan as Max Headroom, too.

CrunchyKnee September 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

I'm sure the new tea-tard comic strip will be fully vetted.

nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm

Jeebus and Perry?

Radiotherapy® September 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

You know who else doesn't like cartoon representations of their leader?

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Radiotherapy® September 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Aw, the poor little Nazi's can't take a joke. Just like Palin.

KenLayIsAlive September 12, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Haha. Wow that guy looks like Colonel Klink.

nounverb911 September 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

The Danes?

DaRooster September 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Christians?

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Klingons?

Pop_Socket September 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

You're not going to trick me into having a fatwa placed on me. No, sir.

Dr_Zoidberg September 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

Mormons?

finallyhappy September 12, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Me?

Jukesgrrl September 12, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Kim Jong Il

genxr September 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Isaac Hayes?

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 7:31 pm

win.

rocktonsam September 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm

W T C on the Simpsons?

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Jay and Silent Bob's fans?

An_Outhouse September 13, 2011 at 8:52 am

Smurfs?

Lascauxcaveman September 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

I can't believe I missed this strip in my local daily fishwrap. Doonesbury is one of the few readable things they still have in it.

ApplesauceRobot September 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

So there really isn't the "ever popular Donner Party snow globe" as described in the Far Side? Now what the fuck am I going to give at Christmas?

genxr September 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Not to worry. If it ran in the Tribune comic section, you can rest assured it has been fully vetted and is 100% true.

HarryButtle September 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm

OT: I own a "Fargo" snow globe. In it, Marge aims her revolver at the big, dumb blonde guy as he stuffs Steve Buscemi's leg into a wood chipper. When you shake it, not only is there white snow, but bits of red carnage as well. It's one of my most prized posessions.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:16 pm

I had no idea there were TWO Fargo snowglobes! A friend had this'n: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgko6dRRNO1qzm2

HarryButtle September 12, 2011 at 10:51 pm

I never suspected there might be other designs! Here's mine: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://28.med

Chillwaver September 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

This is the first time I've heard Palin "newz" in weeks…is it too soon to start with "Who?" jokes?

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 7:32 pm

No. No it's not.

DemonicRage September 12, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Remember, when she was Governor of Alaska, or was it Mayor of Wasalla, she had certain books taken off of the library shelves. When she is President (in some bizarro world, not the real one) , we will all have to turn in our Kindles to her Administrators, so they can check them for material that offends Her Highness.

V572 T-Blow September 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

No you won't. She'll just call up Amazon and order them to remove them remotely, like they did Orwell's 1984 due to a…"licensing dispute."

Has anyone else noticed that Amazon.com totally sucks, and is trying to fuck around in CA politics to avoid paying the sales tax they owe? When did they become the Walmart of on-line merchants?

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:21 pm

To be fair, she didn't actually ban anything at the Wasilla Library. She merely asked the librarian if it would be possible to do so, since she'd heard that the library had horrible evil ant-Christian literature in it. But she either was convinced it was a bad idea or, more likely, got distracted or lost interest in pursuing it.

comrad_darkness September 13, 2011 at 12:12 am

The suspicious part was her asking again and again. So, back to that previous item, if one were to ban a book, how would one go about it?

Doktor Zoom September 13, 2011 at 12:16 am

There's a whole bunch about free speech that Palin doesn't appear to have the slightest clue about. Believe me, when I say "she didn't actually ban books…she only thought it might be a nifty idea," I mean it as the very faint praise it is.

NorthStarSpanx September 13, 2011 at 3:14 pm

She quit halfway through pursuing that censorship.

johnnyzhivago September 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Media organizations still have standards????????

WhatTheHeck September 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm

The Chicago Trib killed Roger Rabbit.

fuflans September 12, 2011 at 5:17 pm

josh?

Texan_Bulldog September 12, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Like Snowbilly reads Gary Trudeau. I peg her as a Ziggy or Family Circus fan–big pictures & little words.

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

And aren't those little dotted line ones with Billy just so darned cute!

Texan_Bulldog September 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Trig or Piper probably have to explain Ziggy to her.

Crank_Tango September 12, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Besides, it's a well-known fact that that all the words get backwarded from the silly putty, so who cares?

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

That cunt.

BornInATrailer September 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Which comics does she read? All of them, Cathy.

Lucidamente1 September 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Today's events could only lead one to conclude that Chicago Tribune editor Jim Romenesko is guilty of being a ginormous asshole.

That's guilty! Guilty, guilty, guilty!

northernbassist September 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Oh, Slackmeyer, that's *so* 60s….

kissawookiee September 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Well played. *slow clap*

GunToting[Redacted] September 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm

Bravo, Sir or Madam.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Har! I had a friend in grad school who sent out baby shower invites with "It's a woman! It's a baby WOMAN!"

Steverino247 September 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Of course, Doonesbury will just include references to this incident in future strips and get the last laugh. It's never wise to match wits with those who are more clever.

babyeinstein September 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I think the real issue in the comics world is that Beetle Bailey has yet to realize he's in a veteran's hospital somewhere, hallucinating about an imaginary war where no one ever fights and insubordination isn't a capital offense.

poncho_pilot September 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Beetle Bailey: The Soldier in White

Crank_Tango September 12, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Shit I figured he was a Blackwater contractor by now. or x whatever they are.

CrunchyKnee September 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm

B.C. libel!

fuflans September 12, 2011 at 5:23 pm

to be fair, their editorial section reads like a cartoon.

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

And the sports page like a tragedy.

Slim_Pickins September 12, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Too bad the Trib doesn't hold itself to these same high standards. Voice of the People letters to the editor are rarely fact-based. (Many writers still claim Obama is Kenyan.) They also make heavy use of syndicated columnists like Krankhammer, Noah, the whale, and a local moran known as Dennis "the menace" Byrne, who has never gotten a single fact correct.

JackObin September 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I'm confident people in Chicago already know she's a retard.

MaxNeanderthal September 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2008/jun/

Steve Bell rocks – and, er, I don't think he gives a flying f**k about "fact checking"….which is a relief.

mavenmaven September 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Sarah who?

lochnessmonster September 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm

I can hardly believe Sarah Mama Grizzly Bear Lipstick on a Pitbull Palin would rather be shopping at Nordstroms than governating…Oh that's right, she quit half way thru her term…

gullywompr September 12, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Good grief!

smitallica September 12, 2011 at 5:32 pm

So we have to verify as fact statements made in political cartoons? So you're saying Nast and Harper's LIED and Boss Tweed WASN'T really a vulture with a man's head????

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Of course not! He was a man with a money bag for a head.

Rotundo_ September 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Palin would be intellectually taxed reading the instructions for microwave popcorn let alone anything in a newspaper without pictures to help her understand the context. Her supporters aren't going to be the ones reading the strip anyway. Oh well, there's plenty of other places to read the strip if you need chuckles at $arahs' expense.

owhatever September 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

As soon as Sarah gets Brisket or somebody to read the comic strip to her and explain the big words, she is going to be awfully upset and probably quit something.

DaRooster September 12, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Wait… this is a comic strip… right?

Lascauxcaveman September 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Yes, but since Doonesbury is more likely to contain truth than anything else you'll read in the Trib, they wanted to be careful.

Sue4466 September 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm

They replaced a toon referencing Palin with "Thatababy"?

Given the Palin's reproductive tendencies, makes total sense.

Sue4466 September 12, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Oh, so now we know why they don't fact check politicians' statements. Too busy making sure Garfield really likes lasagna.

GunToting[Redacted] September 12, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Odie libel…?

MLHencken September 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Griftertron Shitstorm Attack, Activate!

Tommmcattt September 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Sarah Who?

(I know, I know, but that day will come, my darlings, I see it on the horizon…)

hagajim September 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Good God in a popsicle….have the dipshits in this nations pressrooms become so concerned about criticism that they can't even run cartoons anymore?! Fuck, they better pull Pearls Before Swine for making fun of fucking crocodiles!

littlebigdaddy September 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Don't give them ideas! You could easily read the crocodiles (illiterate, inarticulate, rapacious) as a stand-in for the Repugs, and then the whole damn thing gets stuck on page three of the shopping insert.

DashboardBuddha September 12, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Pearls for the win.

mrblifil September 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Nah, they just have the normal fears that everyone else has…like maybe some Michelle Malkin fan will come and cut the lines on their propane tank.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm

It's nothing new; a whole bunch of papers yanked Doonesbury for the "In Search of Reagan's Brain" series

MLHencken September 12, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Ugh. You just know we are going to be subjected to screechy sound bites from her grifter-y talking head when she does a guest spot on Hannity to talk about how Trudeau is "picking on me because he is just JEALOUS!"

Shoot me now.

DahBoner September 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm

" The strips include excerpts from a book that is not yet on the market"

BOO HOO HOO!

A comic artist has more "pull" than the Trib?

Radiotherapy® September 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Is this part of those "Chicago Politics" I keep hearing about.

Preferred Customer September 12, 2011 at 6:00 pm

The Day Comedy Died? Whoa, what's with the Thatababy hate? It can't possibly be less funny than Doonesbury, can it?

-goes and reads some Thatababy-

Oh, I see. Never mind. Proceed.

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:37 pm

God. That's one insipid comic.

weejee September 12, 2011 at 6:09 pm

There is little new here. The Trib is still the same Retug rag that gave us Dewey Defeats Truman and is loath to toss a Rethug under the bus even after they've been indicted.

BarackMyWorld September 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Slightly more accurate than The Onion.
Slightly.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard September 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm

As I recall, Ziggy really made the country take Watergate seriously with his skewering of Nixon vis-à-vis his pet shop sketches.

DahBoner September 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

I thought that was Calvin and Hobbs?

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Nordstrom's? We don't have that here. Is that something I should want to go to everyday to shop? (housewives need to know) Sarah's outfits are as ugly as her soul, is that 'cause of the Nordstrom's?

weejee September 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Sarah got 86ed from Nordies when she asked why there were no Carhartt gowns in the women's formal section of teh store.

SorosBot September 13, 2011 at 9:37 am

Nordstrom's is like every other department store, but everything is at least 4 times as expensive.

Native_of_SL_UT September 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm

This must mean that dogs and cats can talk like they accurately must do in comics.
Just not mine, i guess.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Also, little black cats have a shpeesh impediment like the one in "Mutts".

CapnFatback September 12, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Yes, yes, but can I still conduct my daily examination of whether or not I am a "Plugger"?

KenLayIsAlive September 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm

When you test being a Plugger, you can go right to the edge, but just don't go over.

SorosBot September 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

"Pluggers" still get their news from the newspapers, because they know this AOL machine thing is just a passing fad for the grandkids.

Sent by:
Ernest Johnson
Bumlefuck, AL

genxr September 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Get to the part where Palin's underage daughter is undressing in front of an open window already.

Jukesgrrl September 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

What would Uncle Duke say?
"If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people – including me – would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism." –HST

Redhead September 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Cartoon libel? Drawing libel? Laugh libel?

DahBoner September 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Can't they just put the cartoon on the editorial page next to Dick Cheney's column?

philpjfry September 12, 2011 at 7:06 pm

Stupid fucking paper! It is a comic for Christs sake! They should take such care with their stories. Calvin and Hobbs were the best cartoon that ever was or ever will be. I was that kid! Ren and Stimpy is a worthy follower of Rocky and Bullwinmkle and Pearls before Swine is simply the best comic in the paper today.

Indiepalin September 12, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Let me guess. "Thatababy" chronicles the wacky antics of Rep. Joe Walsh (R) (Knucklehead) and his ex-wife's lawyers.

Negropolis September 13, 2011 at 1:26 am

I thought that "Thatababy" chronicled the wacky antics of David "Diaper" Vitter?

Tundra Grifter September 12, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Just wait til The Trib figures out Dennis Mitchell doesn't really live next door to Mr. Wilson.

DahBoner September 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm

And Kathy is really an anorexic neat freak…

DahBoner September 12, 2011 at 7:48 pm

" Illinois Woman Who Injected Beef Fat Into Her Face Died of Natural Causes"

Why can't the Chicago Tribune just inject beef fat into their faces like Real Americans?

mrblifil September 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

You know who ELSE preferred "Thatababy?"

Doktor Zoom September 12, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Anyone who thinks "Marvin" is too edgy?

babyeinstein September 15, 2011 at 8:32 am

Cathy fans?

Terry September 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm

McGinniss' book is about a year too late…and after he went to all the trouble to sabotage the other Palin book by her former chief of staff. Boo hoo, Joe. You and Sarah deseve each other.

102415 September 14, 2011 at 1:11 am

Thank you Terry. I had to read through this entire fucking thread a day late to see if any one else would mention that fact. And the Trib can go fuck itself also.

tessiee September 12, 2011 at 9:39 pm

"the strips include excerpts from a book that is not yet on the market and therefore unavailable for review or verification by the Tribune"

So, if Doonesbury were to include some derogatory comments about Silly Sarah that were verifiable — say, by a staff member — or if they were to re-run this very same strip a week from now, or a month from now, when the book was on the market and therefore available for review or verification… the Tribune would have no problem with that, because it's all about verifiable journalism in a comic strip, and has absolutely nothing to do with censoring derogatory comments about Sarah.
Right?
Anyone?
*sound of crickets chirping*
*muffled cough from back of auditorium*

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 1:06 am

I had all the Doonesbury books in the 70s and 80s, but since then, it's been too mild and well-mannered and upper-class media elite insidery for my taste. And I never liked Trudeau's gimmick of not actually drawing the Bushes and Quayle.

As for the Tribune, they have been establishment-conservative since Colonel McCormick was beating servants with his cane in the early 1900s; for as long as I can remember, they have embodied the "fiscal conservative in the back (editorial and business pages) party in the front (intelligent arts and social coverage)" dynamic that is so well-suited to the front stoops of Chicago's (north and west) suburbs. Of course, that is all from a vanished time when more people than just the Kincaid household got daily delivery of the Tribune and Sun-Times.

Negropolis September 13, 2011 at 1:32 am

The Tribune sounds like the Detroit News here in Michigan, which doesn't even bother pretending to care about culture. I'm surprised that the News has been able to stick around in this region, so long, though, it's definitely the smaller of the two major Detroit dailies. It's always funny watching them squirm when doing something on the auto bailouts given how that was pretty much eviscerated in Tea Party America.

Chet Kincaid September 13, 2011 at 9:44 am

There was a period of about 3 years in the mid-80s when Murdoch owned the tabloid working class/black-preferred newspaper, the Sun-Times. That was fucking weird, man, with the typical Murdoch hard right propaganda abruptly shoved down everybody's throat. The Tribune was always too upper middle class polite for such crass displays.

It made the paper schizo, because they also couldn't just shit on their black readership. Murdoch had to sell it though, so he could buy the local TV station that would become the FOX affiliate, and the Sun-Times returned to liberal-normal.

gurukalehuru September 13, 2011 at 5:33 am

I have never seen this "Thatababy" of which they speak, but I'm guessing it's a lot like Garfield or The Family Circus.

glamourdammerung September 13, 2011 at 7:00 am

Funny how fast the conservatives demand "political correctness" when their widdle stunted feelings get hurt.

glamourdammerung September 13, 2011 at 7:05 am

Is this that "liberal media" I keep hearing the teabaggers screaming about all the time? Also.

ttommyunger September 13, 2011 at 11:32 am

WTF is a "Newspaper"?

thefrontpage September 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Who snuck mind-altering, hallucinogenic, insanity-inducing drugs into The Chicago Tribune's drinking water and cafeteria food? Really, this is one of the most stupid, insanely dumb moves by the Tribune in ages. They should be ashamed of themselves. And everyone who reads Wonkette should be praising Garry Trudeau for his politics and attention to journalism. The comic strip itself may not have been funny for literally the last 20 years, but do give him credit for intelligence, journalism, reporting, current events and news judgement. As for Palin–she is a stupid, ignorant poseur who has zero call to run for any political office. She is a moron.

NorthStarSpanx September 13, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Wow Tribune, is this your attempt to clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism?

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 12:19 am

holy crap, 'Cat Fud' AND "Midvale School' right in a row…I swear to gawd these two are absolutely my ALL-TIME FS favs…very time I try to pull/ push on a freakin' door that says the opposite I laugh and think how truly 'gifted' I am! (also remember Midvale as a greeting card and used to send them to all my denieces/ denephews upon graduation from anything!) This must be my lucky day, now where can a buy a lottery ticket at midnight?

Dashboard_Jesus September 13, 2011 at 12:25 am

ok had to find this one, possibly my 3rd favorite Far Side… http://mudpuppy.wordpress.com/2007/09/26/nervous-

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 1:00 am

Those two just might be a tie… Damn that Gary Larson.

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 13, 2011 at 1:01 am

My internet friends are the best!

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