like 'snakes on a plane' but at sea

Alan Keyes Waterboards Trapped Boat Passengers With Song (VIDEO)

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General life-reject and self-described ongoing abortion Alan Keyes has discovered, GAH, that the old people who frequent cruise ships are “pretty much stuck there,” once they are on the boat. You don’t say! What a perfect opportunity for Alan Keyes to ambush a prisoner audience with his best Liza Minelli numbers while, uh, wingnut comedian lady Victoria Jackson bangs out the piano tune, with some kind of crumpled jizz rag on her head! What is this, some kind of CIA “Gitmo for olds” test program to control Social Security costs?

Ha ha, no, it is some kind of Tea Party program for waterboarding innocent people without prior access to passenger logs warning them not to board a ship with a group of batshit insane individuals:

The entire act was recorded by Celebrity – with this exclusive clip offered to WND, since both performers were participants in WND’s “Tea Party at Sea” contingent, which also included Joseph and Elizabeth Farah, David Kupelian, Jerome Corsi, Aaron Klein, Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller, Floyd Brown and others.

And that is reason number two million why we will never, ever board a cruise ship. [WND via Maddow Blog]

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  • DaRooster

    Tea Party at Sea…
    … sounds promising.

    • nounverb911

      Needs more "Poseiden Adventure".

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Victoria Jackson would make a pretty good life raft, if needed.

        • WunkRocker

          a 3 hour tour…

      • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

        Come to think of it, Victoria Jackson does bear a superficial resemblance to Shelley Winters in the Poseidon adventure. Blonde, overweight, no longer young. Shelley Winters died in that movie, right?

    • Preferred Customer

      If the Tea Party leaves the harbor, it kind of misses the point, historically.

    • anniegetyerfun

      The Tea Party's Titanic Adventure!

    • Ohforcripessake

      Dammit! Why didn't someone tell Israel the TPaS was going to break the Gaza blockade??

    • Graham Cracker

      Maybe they will dump themselves into the ocean

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Only if we can toss them in the drink, after.

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    I hope the 24 hour all you can eat salmonella buffet was worth it.

    • metamarcisf

      I ain't eatin' Sam nor Ella!

    • Preferred Customer

      I imagine that contracting salmonella would actually be the high point of this trip.

      • Bonzos_Bed_Time

        That and the accompanying emergency evac away from it!

    • chicken_thief

      The only fish they eat is fried catfish and popcorn shrimp.

  • DashboardBuddha

    [snarky comment about torpedoes but retracted 'cuz it wouldn't be fair to make the other passangers suffer more than they have already]

    • Preferred Customer

      Judging from their careers, Alan Keyes and Victoria Jackson both know a thing or two about torpedoes.

  • Weenus299

    Republicrooners: Earth equivalent to Vogon poetry. NOOOOOOOOO!

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      I quite liked it. His straining to reach the higher notes counterpointed the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.

      • Doktor Zoom

        Resistance is useless!

      • genxr

        So you're saying beneath his clueless, tebagging exterior, he just wants to be loved?

        • WhatTheHolyHeck

          No, he Republicroons to put his clueless, teabagging exterior into sharp relief.

    • LetUsBray

      Let the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEagle soar…

      • Pristine_ODummy

        EEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHle.

  • Tommmcattt

    Victoria Jackson really does represent the creme de la creme of Conservative humor, doesn't she? Kind of their Mark Twain, if you disregard any measure of "funny" or "clever".

    She's the best they got. Waaaaay better than Dennis Miller.

    • Ducksworthy

      Why do I think Yeast Infection whenever I hear Victoria Jackson. Do chronic Yeast infections make you this way? Please discuss.

      • Tommmcattt

        Now I had to think about Victoria Jackson's lady parts. Thanks Duck, this is a fantastic way to kick off the week.

      • prommie

        They make your snatch reek, that much I know. You may be confusing cause and effect, I don't think yeast infections make you stupid, but if you are stupid maybe that means you are more likely to neglect your ladyparts and get yeast infections.

    • SheriffRoscoe

      Dennis Miller has never worn a bow in his hair. Doing so would instantly make him 458% funnier.

    • baconzgood

      I haven't watched any thing she's done since UHF.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Tommmcatt:

      Carrot Top is better than Victoria Jackson.

      • prommie

        Gallagher is better than Victoria Jackson. Dice Clay, on the other hand. . . . .

        • Tommmcattt

          All those people are conservatives? Wow am I glad to be a lefty…

    • Pristine_ODummy

      You know, "better than Dennis Miller" is sort of like, well, broiled rat is better than boiled rat because at least all the stinky hairs have been singed off.

      It's still rat, fer crisake.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        thanks, that is MY fucking WIN! of the day…oh and did I ever tell you how much I fucking hate that scumbag Miller, and to think I thought he was 'funny' once, in the 90s (good thing I stayed up/ sober enough to see this…ok it's late and the bottom of the wine bottle has been seen, hic)

        • Pristine_ODummy

          I wish I'd been sober enough to reply at the time, but I'd already put one dead soldier to rest and was working my way through the second. hic!

      • AmericanBeauty

        Diggler (?) could tell you that.

  • DaRooster

    psst… hey teabaggers… you know he's… umm… black right…
    You know who else is black?

    • Tommmcattt

      Margret Dumont?

    • nounverb911

      Magilla Gorilla?

    • metamarcisf

      Pacman Jones?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Cleopatra Jones?

        • SheriffRoscoe

          Star Jones?

          • Doktor Zoom

            James Earl "Avenge me, Kimba, uh, Simba / I *am* your father / This Is CNN" Jones?

        • anniegetyerfun

          Foxy Cleopatra?

    • SexySmurf

      Rebecca Black? That answer would have also worked if you asked, "You know who else is tone deaf?"

    • Preferred Customer

      The Titanic?

    • SheriffRoscoe

      The Ace of Spades?

    • RedneckMuslin

      Al Jolson?

    • El Pinche

      The Hair Bear Bunch?

    • mereoblivion

      Shirley Temple?

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      Shirley Temple?

    • Indiepalin

      Velvet Jones?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Shaft! (Damn right.)

      • baconzgood

        He's one BAAAD Mother…

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      psst… hey teabaggers… you know he's… umm… black

      From the WND:

      "…Keyes reprised his impromptu number for a crowd that included many who weren't even sure if this was really the man who ran for president in 2000 and 2008" (emphasis mine)

      Speak up, Rooster, I don't think they can hear you.

      • DaRooster

        It does show how hip and with it they are…

        (I just said "hip"… without "hop".)

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Hip, as in hip replacement surgery checked off the bucket list.

    • SorosBot

      The Drow?

      • ThundercatHo

        Bruenor Battlehammer/Drizzt Do'Urden 2012!!!!!

    • baconzgood

      Ted Danson?

    • HelmutNewton

      Bill Clinton?

    • finallyhappy

      How is it that I am the first to say Obama?

      • proudgrampa

        Obama's black??? I hadn't noticed.

      • RedneckMuslin

        Racist

    • Steverino247

      The Sheriff of Rock Ridge? (And how am I the first to say THAT?)

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      Jimmie Walker?

    • genxr

      The new sheriff of Rock Ridge?

    • Pristine_ODummy

      This ain't Hitler, fer sure. Beethoven, but not many people knew it, and besides, he was only *part* black.

      What do I win?

    • zhubajie

      Fela Kuti?

    • tihond

      Allen West?

  • GhostBuggy

    "The Poseidon Tea Party Rally."

  • El Pinche

    No wonder the conservaturds hate the liberal media and hollywood, their "entertainment" makes me want to die.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Hot-dog! The USS Enterprise has found video to replace their tasteless career-ending productions.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Too bad an iceberg didn't go rogue and take that floating crapsino out.

    BTW, Judy Garland & Eva Cassidy are spinning in their graves.

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Darn you…beat me to it.

      • lamorenabruja

        Lerve Judy, but massive upfist for mentioning Eva C. Gone too soon!

  • Radiotherapy®

    You know what other ship they thought was unsinkable?

    p.s. I'm totally with you KBJ on the cruise ship disdain.

    • metamarcisf

      The S.S. Minnow?

      • mereoblivion

        The Newton Minnow?

        • Doktor Zoom

          Did you know that the boat was named for the FCC chairman? Sherwood Schwartz didn't think much of that "vast wasteland" comment.

          • mereoblivion

            Like, seriosamente, dude? Cool! After all, with Gilligan and Brady, old Sherwood did so much to make the wasteland less . . . vast and wasty.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Well, not really. He was happy to spread the bland around, especially if it made money. In his obit, the NY Times had this:

            Mr. Schwartz remembered describing the idea of “Gilligan’s Island” to William S. Paley, then chairman of CBS, as a microcosm. Mr. Paley, he recalled, blanched and said, “Oh, God, I thought it was a comedy show,” to which Mr. Schwartz quickly responded, “But it’s a funny microcosm!”

          • mereoblivion

            Meant to say "MORE . . . vast and wasty." Yesterday was a horrible day.

    • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

      Hitler's boat?

      • RedneckMuslin

        All of them

    • nounverb911

      The Unsinkable Molly Brown?

    • Preferred Customer

      The Hindenburg?

    • SorosBot

      The Space Battleship Yamato?

    • baconzgood

      Das Boot?

    • Graham Cracker

      the ship of state

  • meufchelou

    Steve Allen's legacy is safe.

  • metamarcisf

    Where are those Nazi U-Boats when you need them?

    • http://wonkette.com TanzbodenKoenig

      think any of those museum pieces are still sea-worthy?

    • BornInATrailer

      SCHNELL!

    • Slim_Pickins

      Laying in wait for the Tea Party Armada in February, when the ice belt tea baggers head south to thaw out.

  • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

    The Hate Boat.

    • Preferred Customer

      I'd watch that show. Sounds better than anything else on TV.

      • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

        Gavin McLoed plays Capt. Cheney, John Ensign plays the ship's doctor, the guy who played Gopher plays Gopher.

    • SorosBot

      It's already got the washed-up former celebrities for this week's guest stars.

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    Twenty Thousand Teatards Under the Sea.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    Looks like a jelly fish is attacking her head.

  • V572 T-Blow

    So they're not all born with it?

  • SexySmurf

    Do they know that song was written by a Communist?

  • SudsMcKenzie

    This is good news for Julie McCoy.

  • CrunchyKnee

    They let Hoverounds on cruise ships?

    • AJWjr.

      According to the banner on this blog, they do.

    • Graham Cracker

      They have to be outfitted with pontoons. That boat is destined to sink with entertainment like that.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    A mad tea party at sea? Did Victoria fall asleep face down in her teacup? Were there riddles with no answers? WIN!

    • Tommmcattt

      How is Victoria Jackson like a writing desk?

      • Doktor Zoom

        They're both handy to stand on if you need to change a lightbulb?

        • Tommmcattt

          "She produces a few notes and all of them are flat"…which is actually the answer to the old "unanswerable' riddle in Alice in Wonderland, but applies beautifully here, I think.

          • Doktor Zoom

            I prefer "Poe wrote on both" for the original.

            But Edgar Allen never envisioned a horror like Ms. Jackson.

  • PsycWench

    I'd dive overboard and swim for shore, Being eaten by sharks would be preferable to staying onboard.

  • Goonemeritus

    Shut up and (stop) singing?

  • metamarcisf

    That SNL has sure produced some talent, huh? Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson, Charles Rocket, Brad Hall…the memory fails…

    • ttommyunger

      As does the attempt at humor…

    • Pristine_ODummy

      So did they.

  • Come here a minute

    This could only control costs if Medicare has no mental health benefits.

  • PuckStopsHere

    Don't know about any rainbows, but they've flown over the cuckoos nest, for sure.

    • nounverb911

      Needs more frontal lobotomies.

  • RedneckMuslin

    This is terrorism pure and simple. My God! Wasn't 9-11 bad enough? Oh the humanity!

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    "Tea Party at Out To Sea"

    Fixed.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Allow me:

      "Tea Party at Out To Sea Lunch"

  • Goonemeritus

    What the entertainment on “the Love Boat” would have been had Himmler done the booking.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Or Biel Z. Bubba. I understand he's fond of pain and suffering.

  • SayItWithWookies

    There's not enough Benadryl on the damn boat to make people listen to Alan Keyes' vocal stylings.

  • subsum

    Cunts… both of 'em.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      I'll say it again: cunts can be warm, sweet, soft, wonderful … BRB.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Uh, waiter? I was told this was going to be a three hour tour.

    • Doktor Zoom

      It was only 3 minutes; it just FELT like 3 hours.

  • RedneckMuslin

    If he's singing up here, who's singing in Hell?

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Biely would know.

      Paging Biel Z. Bubba … Biel Z. Bubba to the white courtesy phone, please.

  • prommie

    This is from a new David Lynch movie, right? It produces that same dissociative effect, the disturbing feeling that you can no longer tell what is real and what is your imagination.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Whose hotter, Victoria or Eraserhead?

      • prommie

        The dancing deformed lady from Eraserhead.

  • baconzgood

    Joseph and Elizabeth Farah, David Kupelian, Jerome Corsi, Aaron Klein, Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller, Floyd Brown and others.

    STAR STUDDED! Also special Guest stars Ray Jay Johnson and that guy who was second banana to the monkey in BJ and the Bear!

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Oh, if only Gallagher and Ray Stevens could have made it!

      • baconzgood

        Scheduling conflict. They were booked at the Ramada in Billings Montana.

    • AJWjr.

      Ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson!

  • littlebigdaddy

    They missed the obvious song choice: Ship of Fools.

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' would have been nice…

      • littlebigdaddy

        I doubt either of them could do a convincing Gordon Lightfoot.

        • Pristine_ODummy

          No lightfoots in that crowd, fershure.

    • SorosBot

      The audience is probably thinking the chorus of Sloop John B.

      • DashboardBuddha

        I feel so broke up, I want to go home.

        (Truly, this is the worse trip we've ever been on.)

    • DashboardBuddha

      The bottles stand as empty
      as they were filled before
      Time there was and plenty
      but from that cup no more
      Though I could not caution all I yet may warn a few:
      Don't lend your hand to raise no flag
      atop no ship of fools

  • littlebigdaddy

    And, yes, Vicky, your ass looks huge in that.

  • mereoblivion

    Gimme Herman Cain singing "God Bless America" any day.
    You know what, Massa? Jes' gimme death.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Er … yeah. Death is definitely preferable to having to listen to either of these untalented wanna-bes.

  • SorosBot

    I only recognize two of the names of the other wingnut "celebrities" on the tour; good job, Keyes and Jackson, in somehow managing to put together a guest list where the two of you are actually the most famous.

    • littlebigdaddy

      And Corsi's certainly gone downhill since his days with the Beats.

  • itsjesuscriss

    Somewhere out at sea, another dolphin has rammed his head against the ocean floor in protest of the obnoxious sounds coming from the hull of this ship.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Even the Right-Whale would gladly swim straight into a curtain of death to escape such Right-Wing talent fail.

  • Pragmatist2

    Was this part of the Minstrel Show?

    • BornInATrailer

      As that is not Alan Keyes, but Chuck Norris and some burned cork, yes.

  • itsjesuscriss

    If you can't sing at sea, how can you possibly see to sing?

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Was Ted Nugent also on the venue with guitar licks and at the gun range?

  • baconzgood

    Hey if these people can sit through this and Lawrence Welk they truely are "The Greatest Generation".

    • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

      You remind me of something, namely, visiting my grandparents, where the only two shows my grandfather watched was "Welk" (always called just "Welk", as in "it's 8:00 time for Welk") – and "The Governor and JJ". I distinctly remember him (about 85 years old) frequently explaining how he liked the latter show because of actress Julie Somers' (JJ) "acting". I suspect it may have been her ass, however.

      • baconzgood

        Evertime someone turns on Welk I get the grandparents house smell in my nose and nausea. Kinda like The Clockwork Orange.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      Yes, they are. Too great of girth for mere hoverounds to contain, for example. Not to even mention how that might preclude standing up to flee the night's planned entertainment.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    When Lounge Lizards attack.

  • freakishlywrong

    Conga line. Scooters. Picture it.

  • Goonemeritus

    How many of you remember the saga of the 1987 Garbage Barge. It occurs to me if there were a way to revoke landing rights this ship could be the new Teabanastan.

  • elviouslyqueer

    So, after reading paragraph after endless paragraph of Victoria Jackson's ramblings, I've come to the conclusion that she would like nothing more than to have Alan Keyes's big black dick buried balls-deep in her capacious bunghole.

    • SheriffRoscoe

      That's the first time the phrase "big black dick" has grossed me out. Way to go!

      • prommie

        Gotta love that "capacious bunghole," though. Poetry.

        • SheriffRoscoe

          How about a comedy "palate cleanser" for you, my two friends….courtesy of the late, great LaWanda Page. NSFW!

  • BornInATrailer

    Leon Klinghoffer would have wheeled himself off the side of this cruise ship.

    • prommie

      Too soon.

      • BornInATrailer

        I thought the rule was 25 years.

  • Poindexter718

    Uncle Ream us.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Cruise-2-Nowhere, with untalented and useless Know-Nothings.

    I'd rather catch the Titanic.

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Overheard on U.S.S. Teabagger: "Alicia Keyes has really let herself go."

  • prommie

    Off topic, but I have just decided I want to become a hand model. Does anyone know how one goes about this?

    • littlebigdaddy

      Give out handjobs?

      • prommie

        Thats what I was afraid of.

  • Chichikovovich

    "Joseph and Elizabeth Farah, David Kupelian, Jerome Corsi, Aaron Klein, Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller, Floyd Brown and others."

    OK, so like – next time the ship leaves port and gets beyond the horizon, everybody get crackin' and move the country somewhere else before they start back.

  • HistoriCat

    Between Alan Keyes providing entertainment and the waitstaff, cabin stewards, etc., this may be the most non-white people in one place most of the teatards have ever seen.

  • ttommyunger

    No, I didn't watch this clip; I'm not as dumb as you think I am. What bothers me is that there was a time when I thought Victoria Jackson was fuckable in a "you mean you want me to put that thing in my mouth?" kind of way. Right now I would step over her to get to Ann Coulter and Ann is totally unfuckable also, too, as well as…

    • BornInATrailer

      "Right now I would step over her"

      You must have really long legs.

      • Preferred Customer

        That is PRECISELY what I was thinking.

      • ttommyunger

        Hahahahaha!

    • prommie

      I understand that "you want me to put that thing in my mouth" way prescisely. Its the unattainable fantasy of the girl so charmingly dumb that she'll swallow anything; literally and figuratively.

      • AJWjr.

        She seems like the type who would prefer it in her ear…

      • ttommyunger

        I hear the unmistakable voice of experience.

        • Pristine_ODummy

          Indeed. You have to wonder how *anyone* would have the first clue about Victoria Jackson's sexual peccadilloes.

          No, I did *not* say peccadildoes. Geesh.

          • ttommyunger

            So…..Is a pecadildo made especially for little people; or possibly a basket full of dildos? Inquiring (and dirty) minds want to know.

    • Pristine_ODummy

      I can understand the step over part, but Ghoulter? Man, your standards have sunk!

      • ttommyunger

        I did pronounce her unfuckable.

        • Pristine_ODummy

          I was just jealous that you actually preferred Ghoulter to some of us *other* ladyboys.

          • ttommyunger

            As a matter of fact, her Adams Apple is bigger than mine. Her dick too, for that matter, I'm guessing.

  • Sue4466

    After about 30 seconds of that, it's apparent that stupid does hurt. At least other people.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    It could have been worse. It could have been a song AND dance number.

  • HelmutNewton

    On the surface, Victoria Jackson sounds like just another idiotic teabagger. But by the time the usual Koch Sucker talking points come out of her mouth, they sound like they've been put through the washer and the dryer, set on fire, and then run through a sewage treatment plant.

    • prommie

      A malfunctioning, non-operating sewage treatment plant.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Joseph and Elizabeth Farah, David Kupelian, Jerome Corsi, Aaron Klein, Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller, Floyd Brown and others.

    1) Joe Miller is still running for Senate? Someone should tell him the election happened already.

    2) Given that stellar line-up whoever is in the "and others" category must be in a witness protection program.

    • Slim_Pickins

      Its safer for Joe to be at sea, there's an arrest warrant issued for him in Alaska.

  • owhatever

    Okay. She looks just like a fat Shirley Temple, and he sings like a rock. Not a rock star, just a rock.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Gahhhhh, my hearing! My precious, precious hearing!

  • Tundra Grifter

    Kristen:

    How DO you find this stuff?

    On second thought – please don't tell me.

    I'll love Irma Jackson til I die. My life was just fine not knowing anything about Victoria Jackson.

    Thanks a lot!!!

  • lamorenabruja

    This is GREAT news for minstrels.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Someone cram the two of them into a crab pot and toss it overboard.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    If only this ship could have been the Mary Celeste.

  • DaRooster

    TEA PARTY!! YEA!!

    Some friggin' party…

  • BornInATrailer

    Wait, did no one say "More like Alan OFF-Keyes" yet? Because that would be a shame.

  • Doktor Zoom

    A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again.

    • prommie

      Now you've depressed me.

  • chascates

    More like the Flying Dutchman or the Mary Celeste?

  • Guppy06

    The Celebrity Milennium flies the Maltese flag. I guess they don't love America enough to cruise on a US ship.

  • mavenmaven

    Joe Miller but no Joe the Plumber? I want my money back.

  • Slim_Pickins

    Performance?

  • Slim_Pickins

    Has Michele thought about a singing career?

    • AJWjr.

      She hasn't quite wrung out the political career yet, give her a few more months.

  • Pristine_ODummy

    Jesus Christ! It can't be that easy to find the only two Nears in America who can't sing worth shit, but it looks like the GOP found them: Herman Cain and Alan Keyes.

  • fuflans

    hahahha teatards get victoria jackson.

    we get the dailey show.

  • glamourdammerung

    I think this disproves Jackson's assertion that she can not get jobs in "Hollyweird" because "they discriminate against conservatives" as opposed to having no talent.

  • zhubajie

    No storms? Heavy waves? Massive sea-sickness?

  • zhubajie

    Isn't this a job opportunity for pirates? How much would some relatives pay to never see these people again?

  • http://thebipolarbadger.com BipolarBadger

    I want to bait them when they return to their home port here in Vancouver. I am surprised these baggers do not explode upon entering my evil communist maple syrup beaver loving country.

  • tihond

    You know who else was a Friend of Dorothy?

  • baconzgood

    But I'm talkin' about Shaft.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    And we can dig it.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    "Bla-a-a-a-a-ck Lassie, a great American dog. Now we're gonna listen to Carl play his wha-wha…"

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Point taken: "How about Victoria Principal has really let herself go?"

  • HistoriCat

    Perfect!