Let us sum up teabagger barbie Joe Walsh’s congressional accomplishments to date, because it’s an easy one: nothing. Joe Walsh is mostly the “if serial deadbeat Christine O’Donnell were actually elected” alternate universe equivalent of someone who miraculously got a job in Congress for blathering shrill, hypocritical nonsense on Fox News all the time as though that was his sole job description. (Sarah Palin has a lock on that spot, sorry.) In his case, we say “hypocritical” because the only thing Joe super hates more than “fiscal irresponsibility” is paying child support for his own kids. The intelligent human that Joe Walsh is not would try to settle immediately and make this embarrassing scandal go away, but Joe has decided to go the “maximum dickhead” route by filing a motion to sanction his ex-wife for her trouble and force her to pay his legal bills.
From the Chicago Sun-Times:
Six days after the Sun-Times reported that Rep. Joe Walsh allegedly owes more than $100,000 in child support for three of his children, the McHenry Republican filed a motion seeking sanctions against his ex-wife.
Walsh’s attorneys sought the sanctions against Laura Walsh because they said she had not complied with their request in February to provide them voluminous documentation of her employment and salary records at pharmaceuticals manufacturer Eli Lilly as well as bank statements, tax returns and expense reports.
At that time, Joe Walsh’s attorneys had scheduled an April interview with Laura Walsh and said they needed the extensive documentation to prepare for it.
Laura Walsh’s attorney, Jack Coladarci, called that request “harassment” and said the issue was why Joe Walsh was not paying $117,000 of back child support and interest. Laura Walsh had no corresponding obligation to pay Joe Walsh any support, and so the extensive requests for documents were inappropriate, Coladarci said.
Sorry, Laura Walsh. Joe Walsh harasses the rest of the country with his idiot ploys for attention, too. We feel you. [Sun-Times]
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Walsh only supports fetuses, after that, they're on their own.
Ah, that's what personal responsibility means!
Not to mention fiscal restraint.
True, but his maserati does 185. I understand he is not able to drive it any more.
You!!! Thanks for laffs.
THIS is why he was too busy to attend Obama's job speach in DC. OK makes sense now. What a complete bastard of a tool this guy is.
Needs more tort reform.
Needz more turd reform.
At least he's being consistent; most Republicans only financially screw over other people's kids, Joe even does it to his own.
Git yer own danged bootstraps, son!
He's the most Republicanest Republican of them all!
Is there an All-time Ultimate Shit-heel Award? If so, I move nominations cease and the secretary be directed to cast a unanimous ballot.
Objection! There are too many richly deserving candidates!
Joe Walsh is his own fiscal and personal 9/11, and it was an inside job.
Please disregard if that makes no sense.
makes sense to me.
Actually I think he's his kids' 9/11 and Joe's the one flying the plane.
Does it, to you?
You are so very bad in the very best of ways.
Please tell me that made sense.
Even if it didn't, I like it.
Would use again.
… & Laura Walsh is a victim of controlled demolition by lawyers.
In the TeaTard paradise that Joe would like to bring about (Somalia) he could simply avail himself of a Second Amendment Remedy.
I hate the fucking Eagles.
Their success proves that in 70s everyone was so high they couldn't tell good music from bad.
Guilty as charged. I throw myself on the mercy of the court. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby.
Probably true. Back when I was listening to them, the entire music scene was canned-pop shitawful. Later I discovered Frank Zappa (thankyougod), and redeemed my soul.
As a Giants fan, I'm not too keen on them either.
Well, I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens… I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk off.
Their music went well with the California wife-swapping/freebase scene. Ya had to be there.
Actually this Joe Walsh is becoming such an asshole legend that discussion threads about aging guitarist Joe Walsh are likely to contain references to teabagging and missed child support payments.
They're beautiful, majestic, graceful birds, and the symbol of Amerikkka.
Why do you hate Amerikkka?
"Mommy, why is Daddy suing you?"
"Never mind, just eat your vegetables, otherwise you'll turn out like your father".
"Because daddy's a dick, honey."
Well, Honey, sometimes, when two people hate each other very, very much …
Now THAT would be one hella copy in an ad for a Dem opponent.
Joe's opponent's 2012 campaign slogan, right ther.
"Mommy, why is Daddy suing you?"
"Sweetheart, remember our little game we play? 'Secrets'?"
"Uh huh."
"That's not really your daddy."
"Yaaaay!"
So he's on a fishing expedition. What kind of bait do you use to catch a douchbag?
Santorum?
Massengill?
Cash never fails. Never.
And Biely should know, having stolen many a man's* soul and faith.
*Wimmin and childrin also. Biely does not discriminate, for such a discriminating fellow.
To Rick Perry's probable dismay, ixnay on the idskay.
A Prince, I tellya.
Jello Shots.
“He would rather hear from job creators as opposed to being used as a pawn by the president for a political speech,” Roth said. “He will meet with small business owners … He would love to come back to D.C. with four or five [job creation] ideas and present that to the president.”
Jobs:
1. Child support enforcement officer
2. Doctor, specializing in vasectomies
3. Child counselor for cruelly rejected children
4. Ghost writer for tell – all exposes by adult children about their upbringing
5. Joe Walsh's replacement in Congress
Bam. Nicely done.
G-d I hate this disgusting sack of shit. Where is the Republican "personal responsibility"? Your litle spermies made these sprog, now fucking support them already! Or – wait for it – they'll go on welfare! (OK, not if Mom works at Eli Lilly, but that's not the point.)
Wow, did you skip the President's speech to come up with all that? Did you go to a tailgate party? Meet with small business owners (for drinks, coke, and hookers)?
Thank you. I will tweet this to this godawful sack of shit, who should thank god every day that his testicles are nowhere near my legs, as he would be staggering bowlegged with his flattened balls otherwise. What a fucking prick. His own goddamned children!
For some reason I despise this man more than almost any other Republican, excepting Bush/Cheney.
Even Spiro T. Agnew?
Even.
And here I thought he was just another teabagger.
Even Karl Rove?
He's in a different league, the sub-human.
[Swallows hard]
Even.
i don't know. i think that, then i hear cantor say something and want to self immolate.
Cantor screams "Hate Fuck" to me for some reason.
I know, I know. But still…
Oh, do it, Tommm, you know you want to. *
*sell tickets. Wonkeratti will buy.
Cheney "having a few beers" then shooting someone in the face actually offends me on a personal level as I have really low tolerance for morons mishandling guns.
How about Mormons mishandling guns?
That's the trouble with trying to sort out and rank GOP douchebaggery — there's just so much to choose from.
Mormons have to dress up like Native Americans prior to getting really dangerous with the guns.
ISWYDT
Do your, um, quarters, ever get really crowded? I mean, what do you do when overcrowding happens? With all these candidates for one of your bashes, I mean, parties, I can't help but worry.
Space is not a problem. We have an outhouse the size of Texas.
For me, it's John Yoo.
I'm with you.
It's all legal Mr. Cheney.
Also, FUCK YOO.
John Yoo is definitely high on the GodawfulPrick list, but AFAIK, he's actually apparently a good husband and loving father. So, banality of evil a la Arendt.
This fucking prick is willing to let HIS OWN CHILDREN go without. That takes a special level of awful.
Doug Feith? And def. John Yoo. And Rummy. Fucking hate fucking Donald Rumsfeld.
God, there really are a lot to hate. I had to winnow it down to just those.
Doug Feith is a total cunt, no doubt there.
Mmm, Inhofe, Gohmert, Steve King, Chambliss, Rumsfeld, Bolton, Wolfowitz, …..
Not-That-Joe Walsh is certainly a douchebag, but the competition is pretty intense.
The difference is that for Walsh (insert ominous music) it's personal.
As bad as all those pricks are, and some of them are truly awful, not one of them has done the dirty to his own children. Bolton may be a wife-harrassing prick, but AFAIK, he's never been in defiance of a child support order, and even that miserable swine, Inhofe, loves his grandchildren.
Joe the Bagger is in a whole special category of evil.
Hmm, but the list of candidates is so long and distinguished — hard to pick just one.
But yes, he's a supreme douchcanoe.
I put them in two camps, the stupid and hateful and then the just downright evil.
To be fair, Bush and Cheney took care of their kids.
You call that vile Liz Cheney a success?
I thought of that right after I submitted…
That's not the issue, though. Yes, he's a prick, but he never denied his children food, shelter, or the lovingkindness of a parent, hard as it might be to envision that heartless old sacko'hate as anything "loving" or "kind." Both his daughters seem to love him dearly, and he certainly has always loved and supported them, and their children.
To deny your own children the wherewithal to survive takes a special kind of heartlessness. No matter what your feelings about your ex-partner, your children are your very own flesh and blood, the carriers of your name, your history, and your genetic heritage. We're wired to love our own and hate all others. Yet this lowly swine let his kids go without $100K worth of what all kids need, while he lived the high life. He's remarried, with more kids and a new wife. I'm sure they're just props and he'll discard them when he's done.
Joe Walsh, worse than Dick Cheney.
yeah, but they killed so many other people's kids. I hate reading the list of military killed each week- early 20's and younger.
Not to minimize the older members of the military who die-they are someone's kids too..
But that's instinctive with human animals just as much as any other animal: we protect our own, we attack anyone else's. This prick can't even care for his OWN fucking children.
Well, if you rule out the alcoholism
I guess I don't find him that far outside the normal parameters of republican behavior patterns. I think he's kind of pedestrian when compared to others in the party. Compare and contrast to Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor, John Boener, they all are cut from the same shitty cloth, have the same ethics and the same malevolent outlook. Most republicans are a little more tender to their children, but it sounds like Joe here decided to trade up and the wife and children aren't too happy about that so there is a back and forth pissing match going on. I just really would not like to be him looking back on his existence at some point in the future with a nasty terminal illness, watching the karma rolling in as a big fucking wave. Dying sucks, dying with the sure knowledge that no one will give a shit will be an interesting experience for him, I'm sure
Rudy Giuliani.
What a dick.
and typical Republicans too: he didn't care what was spawned by his dick
Child support laws are just more government regulation. Let those kids get their lunch money on the free market.
Jesus didn't pay no god-damned child s'port!!!111!!!!
hey now, I payed with BLOOD!
I surmise the reason he wants all of her documents & financial info is because he wants to pay the least amount possible. Father of the Fucking Year!
[Snark-free]
Around these parts it doesn't matter. Even if Mom has a half-mil line of credit at Tiffany's Dad is still expected to make his own contribution based on his own ability. It's the curious, non-Republican notion that both parents should make a reasonable contribution to their dependents' (get it, Joe? Dependents!) best interests.
[We return you now to your regularly scheduled snark]
I love these Dads (and perhaps a small fraction of Moms too – just trying to be p.c. here) who would rather pay a lawyer than child support.
Nope. It is to stall and I would guess that it is also to hope the case disappears. Since he lost his license twice due to not wanting to be picked up over nonpayment of child support, there is a pattern of behavior here.
Thanks to you & FlownOver. Having never been through a divorce (knock on wood), I just naturally assumed the worst. Oh wait! He's still a dick!
Yeah – I don't recommend the experience. I suppose if you don't have minor children the whole thing might be bearable but there's a bunch of irritating crap involved. Notify the court if you move, notify the court if you change jobs, etc. And that's pretty much boiler plate stuff – I can't imagine how hellish it might get if the parents slug it out in court.
Wow…it's like you're a felon. Sorry about your experience.
I hope his ex wife gets to extract his wallet through his testicles.
If this man would dick over his own kids why would anyone trust him enough to vote for him?
You know who else tortured his only begotten son?
Abraham?
Whoever fathered that poor, poor boy named Sue
And then come up and cut off a piece of his ear.
Why are you picking onVan Gogh?
Saturn?
FTW. Gotta be the worst dad evah.
WIN!
Barry Bond's dad?
ouch that hurts, Dad really did it for my own good (at least that's what he said as they were poundin' the nails in?)
Hmm … well, it ain't Hitler, fershure. The monorchid never produced an heir (no, the Boyz from Brazil don't count).
Yahweh?
If this man would dick over his own kids
To Joe Walsh's kids: If you don't know this already, it's not about you, try not to take it personal. He's still just mad at your mom.
- Note from a basically nice guy whose wife manages to really piss him off, occasionally, but usually just swallows his rage because he's trying to be the grownup in the room.
Given that he's not paying child support, I bet the prick doesn't bother to remember their birthdays or holidays, or pick them up for a ball game, or any of those other things.
There's a huge difference between having a rotten bitch for a co-parent and having some deadbeat prick like this who doesn't even bother with his own spawn. Those kids will feel that hurt all their lives. He's treating them like used cumrags.
Seconded!
Just fucking support your kids, shitbag.
And this asshole hasn't been pressured by the Democrats either in office or the Illinois state committee to resign why?? Why don't they take some of their fucking money and buy some TV ad time exposing this asshole hypocrite for what he is?? Oh….right…..they're Democrats. Never mind.
Forget the Democrats. This dick is so embarrassing, you'd think his own party would be trying to bury him. Oh, sorry, I'm so old I thought people still remembered when political parties had reputations to uphold.
If you are a grrrl of the Asbury Jukes vintage, then we are of the same,i.e., old. What a sound they had! Remember when they were opening act for the E Street Band….
What a sound they STILL have. Bars and small theaters all over the NE, multiple dates at BB King's in NYC each year, Europe every autumn (where US blues-rock is still adored). They record a new CD almost every year, usually at generous John Bongiovi's home studio, for sale on their Website. Check out http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ for free downloads. (Yes, I shill and they don't even pay me.)
Wasn't there a movie about this called the The Parent Crap?
Needs more Lorena Bobbitt Jokes
Yuck.
Needs MOAR Lorena Bobbit ACTION!
No snark today. Some things are just too easy.
Midnight man, you're greedy, Midnight Man you're lame
Midnight man, be careful
Midnight man – for Christ's sake change your name
just looking at his picture my fuckingidiotdouchedar is screaming
"Bailiff, whack his pee pee"
Joe Walsh sings to his kids
"Welcome to the nearest homeless shelter..
I could find you here
Any time of year
There's plenty of room at the nearest homeless shelter
It's a mean surprise
I don't have any alibis…"
Don't say nothing in the Constitution about no child support!
And, ain't nothin' 'bout it in the Bible, neither. What would Muscular Jesus do? He'd tell that bitch to kill a cow and get to makin' some bootstraps, I'll tell you what.
This is good news for Michele Bachmann Overdrive, who were last seen brainstorming ideas for a fresher-faced drama queen to inspire their next name.
He's just eliminating funding for the Department of Joe Walsh's Children. In this economic climate, it's the fiscally prudent thing to do.
Wingnut "Family values" has never been about taking care of your kids, it's about hating gay people.
Duh!
That, and only caring about human DNA while in the fetus stage. After it's born, they don't give a shit about it.
And this doucheprick is the best possible illustration thereof.
And don't forget telling everybody else to be responsible, so you can just not.
$100,000? That's $33,333.33 per kid. How long's he not be paying child support? Since they were born?
My impression is that it's pretty much since the divorce, which was some years ago.
nine years. here's a particularly (and deliberately) damning quote from one of the local pieces on him:
an e-mail from Laura Walsh: “For almost 2½ years now I have been very patient about money you owe me for your share of the children’s expenses because I thought you were not working. Even last summer when I was out of work for a few months, I scraped to pay for medical and education-related expenses on my own."
what an ass.
That is horrible. Mom out of work, kids' *medical* expenses, and no $$ from Dad?
That is fucking criminal. Kids die from failure to provide medical care. He was willing to put his own children's lives at risk? Off with his head.
Works out to about $4k per kid per year, which, if you've ever had to pay for kids, is really not very much at all. Hell, it would barely cover the basic essentials.
Do us a favor, Joe Walsh, and ♪ just turn your shitty head and walk away. ♪
shorter Joe Walsh: "are there no prison? are there no workhouse?"
"Kids need jobs!"
-Michele Bachmann
The dickface subject of this post couldn't agree more.
But apparently he doesn't think they need fathers.
What a scumbag.
Surprised he didn't get in on this landmark legislation:
H.R. 849: Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act
Co-sponsor was right.there.
I think he'd be more enthusiastic about the Dimbulb Freedom of Choice Act.
With the GOP Job Machine there should be no problem finding work for his kids…
I think this guy is actually Greta van Susteren.
I hate to say it, but he's better looking. Van Susteren looks like a bulldog that ate the cat's poop out of the litterbox, and didn't like it.
As a corollary to the Ron Paul’s assertion that best way to help the poor out of poverty is to stop all assistance this brave Congressman is trying to help his children. If they develop a strong work ethic as toddlers they will be better prepared for latter life. I’m sure an honest day’s work selling match sticks or sorting rock from coal wouldn’t harm any child.
Conclusion: Amoral, opportunistic douchebag.
~
He may have a huge gun, but an interview with the press is hardly the right time to start boasting about the size of your dick.
"I have always been very libertarian and very limited government."
Except where women's rights to their own bodies are concerned … then it's all government, all the time.
With apologies to all bags used for actual douching, WHAT A DOUCHEBAG.
Biely, help an old fart out. Tell me what you've got planned for this worthless blivet, because I am simmering with rage right now. Only contemplation of a horrible future for this miserable pigturd will calm me.
I did call him a douchebag — and I choose my words wisely.
I feel better already. You're a Prince.
Translation – I used to be pro-choice but it was hurting my political career.
This guy is lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Dan Rather, is that you?
I think it was Jed Clampett.
Dr. Phil?
man those (five) kids: mother's a pharmaceutical company employee, dad's a loud mouthed toolbagger who doesn't believe in social safety nets because they're not in the constitution.
there's some serious therapy waiting in their wings.
Or a very arch Showtime series.
Or just homicide.
Hopefully in their right, uhhh, no, correct wings.
That legislation search site is fantastic – I'm definitely going to run for Congress and start pushing for every stupid ass thing I ever wanted – or people will pay me to push for:
"The National Freedom Space Elevator Act of 2011"
"The American Wildlife Nametag Act"
"The Paint Every Traffic Line Green for St. Patricks Day Act"
"The National Free French Wines for Congressmen Act"
Sign me up to support the "Free Jetpack for Jukesgrrl" legislation.
An epicure, dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in the stew
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too!"
Where's MY Free Jetpack, dammit?
"The Emergency Duct Tape Sarah Palin's Gaping Maw Act."
Its in the constitution, in Real Merka women and colored folks are chattel and need to be taught their place, that's why he wants to take back Merka .
And don't forget the children; they're chattel too.
also this tool was married TWICE?!?! WTF?
that smile alone should be enough to make you run screaming.
Has this guy ever been interviewed by David Gregory?
Because that would be a disturbing sight.
Why not sue your kids for all the food you gave 'em while your at it dickhead.
Why should he just *give* money to his kids? Those ungrateful brats should earn that cash! Put 'em to work in a factory or harvesting crops! And tell 'em to stop bothering their old man! He's too busy sucking Koch and trying to destroy our economy!
Won't someone tell Joe to think of the children?
No snark, but why isn't this guy in jail? In Jersey the cops regularly round up these deadbeats and throw 'em in jail. I don't know if it's always fair, because we all know how easy it is for the average joe to get a job these days. But last I checked, congress critters like shit-heel Walsh are making over $200 grand.
Why do you think he did not get a driver's license renewal on at least two occasions?
not like they have to run one of those stings- these guys show up for free football tickets/parties- and they can arrest them easily. It isn't like this guy is hiding
The judge my mom worked for in Pennsylvania used to send these guys to the lock-up in handcuffs straight from the hearing if they had jobs and just weren't paying. 75% of the time is was their mothers who showed up to pay the bill and spring them from the slammer. As long as the arrears are brought up to date and the fees are paid, the court doesn't care if it's grandma's money. They had lots of serial offenders.
If you owe child support and lose your job, you can always go to court and get the order modified.
This shitheel has already lost in court, and is continuing to break the law. He's a scofflaw and should be jailed IMMEDIATELY, no ifs ands or buts.
NEVAR FORGET
Oh, Jesus……
Oh, Christ. Oh, Chris……
…oh Santa!
What'r you, dyslexic?
Wow, do you know anything about the artist? This is beyond classic!
And then, there's this http://www.flickr.com/photos/emilyrides/486689397…
world trade center jesus wasn't so helpful was he*?
* with apologies to ken layne.
Huh, there's more.
OMG, most amazing bio ever:
Fran Lagana-Brooks is a self-taught artist who now shares her talents and sensitivity with art students of all ages. In recent years she has received numerous awards including "First Place" and "Best of Show"… A print is scheduled to be displayed in the George Bush Presidential Library at Texas A&M University.
This is amazing – it's like Jesus has two giant, offset rectangular boners.
this is just fantastic. i need to buy this.
For $50???
I'm partial to Santa and his hobo friend, talking to the angel in church.
Hang that one up, and challenge your friends to find the symbolism in it. (My reading: Santa is out of hobo beans, and the Angel of Legumes has come to answer their prayers.)
I guess you got to be one of the oldz to remember this one, one I'm sure would cause the teatards to explode their skulls.
I'm an Oldz, and I now hate you with a flaming passion, because either I did not remember that one, or I had successfully expunged the memory, and you have now caused a burning in my brain as this horrible, horrible piece reimplants itself.
With a passion.
That's just sad.
Have to wash my eyes out with Clorax now, thx.
I still want to know how this is President Obama's fault.
If you just don't see it, there is no point in trying to explain it to you.
Well, Obama is you know uh … OK let's not go there.
just say it- Obama is black- so it is his fault
Near?
It's the reflectivity/absorbtivity ratio, doncha know?
Black body radiation, too, also.
He had gotten a pass from paying child support for three years because he was barely employed.Then he loaned $35000 to his congressional campaign, a matter of public record.
Stupid and craven–a winning combination.
Oh that Joe Walsh. He duh man. Not.
Family values: check!
Sacredness of marriage: check!
Fiscal responsibility: check!
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our 2012 nominee!
A free market solution to being responsible for your children!
Are all Republicans either divorced or beards?
No, just evil.
Uh, yes?
How did you know?
This is a teabagger snake that needs to be stomped on. Tread on him.
With both feet. In hobnailed boots. Extra points for slicing off that hideous head with a shovel.
What the hell does her income have to do with what that bird brain owes? I found "Wanted" poster templates on the internet and did a wanted poster of that tea bagging dead beat dad…. at present it's on Facebook but I think I am going to print it on post cards and start mailing them to him. It's not very good but a little remake will touch it up just right. Anyone and everyone please feel free to join me in this venture.
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150268…
i would like to believe that some or most of these tools will be tossed out in 2012.
i am drinking of course, but i would still like to believe this.
… let's drink to that.
I did and now I'm fuckin' hungover as all get out.
I really hope this isn't the last post of the week, because I don't want to keep seeing this guy's smug, ridiculous, self-satisfied face all weekend.
I sent in a tip about a guy smuggling cocaine in clams at Dulles-I'm not betting on seeing it
Prolly depends on how fiscally responsible Ken is feeling this weekend.
The answer to that is likely in the last verse of the other Joe's tune.
♪♫ They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far ♫♪
Joe's kids are only his kids when he is married to their mom. After the divorce they belong to the mom and are no longer his responsibility. HIS kids are the ones he has with his current wife. Didn't you guys get the teabag memo?
This man is an enormous, turgid, aubergine cawk.
Um … beg to differ on the "enormous turgid" part. More like a thin, wizened, shrunken, shriveled, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
It is written all over his idiotic face: "Hey, I give a really good blowjob!"
Cook County Court Records Online: Docket #: 2002D230912
The documents demonstrate that he is doing everything he can not to take care of his children.
LOO HOO HOO HOO SEEERRRRR. LOSER
I went over there last night and was turned away at the door. Lady at the door said "Rep Walsh runs NOOOMerous town halls and welcomes everyone! Everyone! Republicans, Independents… others…"
She could not bring herself to say the D word, so I said "I'm a Democrat."
"Those too!", she said brightly.
As I didn't think I'd argue successfully that my micro-business on Second Life's Marketplace was "reality based" enough for her to qualify for admittance to the Dicky Spouse Club, and there was a cop out front, I left. As I did, there were no less than 5 media trucks in the lot of the Prairie Arts Center, plus at least one radio guy doing a live remote in a back hallway.
Walsh really loves the attention he gets! He even backed a bill, finally, for something! Israel or the Baby Jesus, I forget which. Or both.
The media should formally refer to him as "Dead-beat Dad Joe Walsh". Fuck this "Rep." shit. They can't get rid of his buck-toothed ass' district fast enough.
Needz moar male prostitute action.
You guys need to get off this man's back. He's a job creator and retainer. Won't you think of the lawyers? Won't anyone think of the lawyers?! Everybody is somebody's child after all, right?
Tommmcat's right. He does look like an eggplant.
"Show me where in the Constitution it mentions Child Support," Joe Walsh did not say.
TeaZombie Joe Walsh Must Experience Negative Patient Care Outcome!
Anyone notice you've never seen Joe Walsh and David Duke in the same room? Curious, innit?
So THAT's what it looks like when you slap a suit & tie on a turd.
Sigh … if only there was a way to e-mail pernicious anemia.
…he's been married twice? who in their right mind would.. oh, forget it…
Larry Clark treated his Kids better than this.
+1 Natural One
A modest request to the assembled multitudes of Wonkette:
Can someone please come up with a short, snappy, memorable nickname for this guy — e.g., "the silver-haired douchebag" or "crusty fecal matter clinging to a single asshair" — so that I don't have to keep confusing him with the only acceptable ex-member of the Eagles?
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Joe is so low, whales shit on his head.
Without intending to.
Mountain Meadows is about heritage, not hate.
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