REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS  12:35 pm September 9, 2011

Did Rick Perry Try To Rough-Sex Ron Paul At GOP Debate?

by Ken Layne

Since Perry is a Democrat, he was probably planning to 'donkey punch' Dr. Paul, which is treason.Dr. Ron Paul’s portion of the Internet is goin’ nutz over the rumored grab-ass Rick Perry was trying to strong-arm Doctor Congressman Paul with, during the Reagan Gravesite Debate. Why is Rick Perry such a violent psychopath? Does he just hate freedom so much that he went over and tried to beat up a whiny old man in view of a thousand cameras?

According to the main websites of Middle Earth, the neocon globalist fraud Rick Perry waited until a commercial break to prance over to Doctor Paul’s lectern and grab the congressman’s arm, all hard-ass-like (if a hard-ass can wear a big poofy ’70s wig), and then wagged his manicured finger at the Doctor of the Constitution!

But the good doktor himself dismissed it all, according to a thing posted this morning by industry newsletter The Hill:

Rep. Pon Paul (R-Tex.) dismissed Internet rumors that Texas Governor Rick Perry had tried to intimidate him during a commercial break at the Republican debate Wednesday night, saying that there were no “cross words” exchanged between the two ….

“A picture came out last night, it’s on the Internet this morning, with .. I think the governor of Texas, or something? We had several governors up there, but truth was I never met him before,” Paul joked.

That’s not a “joke,” you monsters! That’s a brutalized old man suffering elder abuse who is valiantly trying to maintain his dignity in the face of neocon violence. ARREST RICK PERRY. GO RON PAUL. [The Hill]

 

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Porter Melmoth September 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm

The dinglePerry pet-your-hair threat is imminent.

L. Ron Paul does not possess deep pile though.

poncho_pilot September 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm

not a deep pile of hair, anyway.

ManchuCandidate September 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Paultards, paranoid? NEVER!!!!

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:06 pm

They're palpitating over at Politico or Mediaite or whichever shitbag of effluent is carrying the story. Paultards whining about the fear of what DinglePerry will do to their Beloved Herr Doktor, while simultaneously whining about how much they need sleep. Or worrying about all those "lone wolves" that they and the teabaggage have created, to gun down America's abortion providers and uppity negroes and wimminz.

Chillwaver September 9, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Not only Paultards are paranoid, but also fucking delusional: they are absolutely convinced that Ron Paul won the debate even though he got less than 2 minutes of camera time.

Tommmcattt September 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

BUT HE KILLED IT EVERYTIME HE SPOKE! THE WHOLE 1:35 WAS PURE GOLD! STOP BURYING THE MESSAGE! YOU"RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION! TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO! R3L0V3UTION!

…or whatever.

emmelemm September 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm

TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO!

There's never a bad time to dust off "Tippecanoe and Tyler too!" Honorable mention to "54-40 Or Fight!"

Tommmcattt September 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

I like Ike.

SorosBot September 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm

GOOOLLLD! END THE FED! ONLY DR. PAUL UNDERSTANDS THE CONSTITUTION!

nounverb911 September 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Perry forgot his contacts and thought he was fondling Marcus.

Barb September 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I think Rick was just wagging his finger at Ron to show him how his father-in-law also does his prostate exams and not just his vasectomy.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Rick's father-in-law did the vasectomy? I'm amazed he left his worthless son-in-law anything to schtup with.

Or maybe that's Ricky's problem.

TimWasTim September 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm

A vasectomy is a form of birth control, no?

sunmusing September 9, 2011 at 5:05 pm

He was explaining to the good Dr. how to eat a corn dog like a REAL Texan.

Tundra Grifter September 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm

That's a question I really don't want to hear answered.

Meanwhile, Mr. Paul said "…but truth was I never met him before." Aside from the obvious fact that when people say "truth was" or "honestly" or "to tell you the truth" they are almost always telling a lie, that statement could be made by most $20 hookers.

Mumbletypeg September 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Same when you hear any public figure respond in a televised interview, "Absolutely…" or " 'Absolutely' not." Nothing reeks more of ambivalence, to me, than making that the start of any statement.

CZL September 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Arguing over who is the bigger asshole from Texas.

nounverb911 September 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm

All of them, Katie.

Indiepalin September 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

"We've executed older guys than you, Congressman Wingnut!"

El Pinche September 9, 2011 at 2:36 pm

"I was tending to your god damn ear infections when you were nut high, Governor Sheeples!!

EatsBabyDingos September 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Geez, I was just trying to pick a booger out of his nose. You'd have thought I said "raise taxes"!

GregComlish September 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Let the Perry Pounding Commence!

hagajim September 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Where's Marcus Bachmann when you need him?

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi September 10, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Ricky Perry the Neocon: Stephen King's Dead Zone candidate

weejee September 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Perry was just letting good doctor Blimp know about a great Noam Chomsky op ed over at Al Jazeera, obvs.

V572 T-Blow September 9, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Can we get Mr Chomsky into a rhetoric class before he delivers his next screed? Then he could learn to write in pithy bumper-sticker quotes like that other well-intentioned Scold of the Left, Robert "Shorty" Reich.

weejee September 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm

I'll give ya, that the Noamster isn't quite as crisp as he was back in the day (when Trotsky was still around, perhaps). Sorta like Joe Paterno, we love ya, but retire already. Of the Rethug debasers, likely only Huntsman, and perhaps Mittens / Newtie would have a clue about Dr. Noam.

V572 T-Blow September 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Well it was still worth risking our Facility Security Clearance to visit an al Jazeera Website.

AJWjr. September 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Hahaha, you used the 'puter at your own desk? Rookie mistake…

Arken September 9, 2011 at 6:57 pm

He might have great points to make these days, but I'm not sure because I always fall asleep before he gets to them.

Lascauxcaveman September 9, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Yes, an interesting (if redundant and verbose) article.

At least it wasn't "Jews did 9/11."

Grief_Lessons September 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

I think it's time for a president who grabs whomever he disagrees with by the lapels and just slams their head into the goddamn table over and over again. It's the only way to make America great again.

Geminisunmars September 9, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Just like we've been advocating for Obama to do.

BerkeleyBear September 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Speak for yourself. I just want my heterosexual man crush to stay the classy, smoooooth mutha he's always been. Even when he went "angry" last night, he still killed them with kindness.

Geminisunmars September 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Not meant as a factual statement.

Grief_Lessons September 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Aaah, you liberals always puss out when you need to just forge ahead. Lapels/Skullcrushing 2012!

BerkeleyBear September 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Sorry. I've seen too many people here and elsewhere arguing that he's a failure because he isn't physically beating the shit out of everyone in the name of progressive ideals lately.

GOPCrusher September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

USA! USA! USA!

DemonicRage September 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm

It will be so great when President Perry takes this approach when standing near Vladimir Putin. Buy stock now in bomb shelter home construction kits.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Perry's a dickless wonder. Vladi is the real thing. He'll have Perry upended over the nearest piece of furniture and his dick sunk all the way to Perry's tonsils in two seconds flat. Li'l Ricky can show us his modified cowboy strut then, you betcha.

BerkeleyBear September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Former KGB is not so much into open man rape, no? Is more like to smile, listen, and then, in seeming to be nice gesture, rub lustrous hair of the Perry with thalium. Then when the Perry whine and beg for antitdote, smile, punch in belly so drops to knees and then, how you say, tea bag for a while, yes?

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Probably.

All I know is, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Putin without bodyguards, witnesses, and a guaranteed escape.

Chichikovovich September 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Don't forget: a cyanide pill hidden in a false molar, crunchable without the use of hands, to cover the worst case.

freakishlywrong September 9, 2011 at 1:31 pm

How my dick tate?

Mumbletypeg September 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm

From the article:

We had several governors up there, but truth was I never met him before…Truth is, I wish it were a much more interesting story. I don't even recall the moment that was occurring and I don't remember exactly what he said…"

Truth is, Ron, you do have an interesting story in that: your first-ever opportunity to meet the longtime governor of your state, a high-profile one at that, finally arrives and yet you have NO RECOLLECTION of how this exchange went down. This appeals to me for Presidential material — i.e. able to hold forth in public interaction and dialogue with key decision-makers and world leaders without forgetting it all the next day — about as much as your fellow high-pitched vocalizer Newt does.

Geminisunmars September 9, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Alzheimers much?

Nostrildamus September 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm

As if Perry would have ever said something worth remembering.

BerkeleyBear September 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Does Ron Paul just boycott every public function that isn't a Presidential debate? Rick Perry's been a state-wide office holder for something like 20 years, and Paul's never met him? How the hell does that happen?

HempDogbane September 9, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Reaganesque ! Want a Jelly Belly?

Eve8Apples September 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Rick was encouraged by the crowd's wild applause when he mentioned how much he loves killin' folks.

poncho_pilot September 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm

also starring: Rick Perry as Beef Supreme.

savethispatient September 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Lets hope they don't descend into a battle of wits… because, you know, that could take a really long time…

Geminisunmars September 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Nah – it would be over before it begun.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Sweetie, they couldn't muster half a wit between the both of them with help. I suspect it will be the shortest battle in human history. Hell, amoeboid history.

flamingpdog September 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm

"How many fingers am I holding up, Dr. Paul?"

Come here a minute September 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Perry's just pissed the paultards nixed his NAFTA superhighway deal.

SmutBoffin September 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm

DR RONPALL YOU HAVE MY BOW I WILL HELP YOU DEFEAT THE STATISTS AND SAVE YR MARIJUANA FARM

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:19 pm

And my sword.

FlownOver September 11, 2011 at 1:32 am

And my Nerf dildo.

freakishlywrong September 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm

"Pull muh finger, bitch."

fuflans September 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm

gay.

poncho_pilot September 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm

"he went for a walk in the park…and got lost for hours." –Alzheimer's PSA seen on bus.

baconzgood September 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm

2 men enter one man leave!

widestanceshakedown September 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm

2 men eat shoot and leave

GunToting[Redacted] September 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm

2 politicos 1 podium

chicken_thief September 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Hey, he could have gone all Aaron Burr, 2nd Amendment-y on Wrong Paul's ass.

SilverTsunami September 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

"I've got one word for you, Paul. Plastics."

jus_wonderin September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

"I've got two words for you, Perry. Bite me!"

AJWjr. September 9, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Plastiques.

slithytoves September 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

My God, I love that disco dancing kitty! Irrelevant and fun, unlike Perry and Paul, who are irrelevant and..*yawn.* Where was I?

Geminisunmars September 9, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I love it too! And its platform. At least someone in that picture has a platform I can appreciate.

salt_bagel September 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

My parents always told me: There is Good Touch and Bad Touch, and if somebody does Bad Touch to you, it is the result of market forces.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you, salt_bagel.

OneDollarJuana September 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Doesn't look like harassment at all. Paul doesn't look anything like a corndog.

TimWasTim September 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm

But look how Paul is dressed!

flamingpdog September 9, 2011 at 12:52 pm

♪ "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one,
It's the loneliest number since the number one." ♪

Mumbletypeg September 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Thumbing this without understanding it… but only b/c I was recently browsing earlier wonk-exchange about the merits of a certain film soundtrack..

EDIT: first link fixed

flamingpdog September 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

One.

For added flavor re my snark, there was a story floating around at the time the song came out that "one" was a code word for homosexuality, although there appears to have been nothing to that story.

Aimee Mann is one of many who covered the song.

metamarcisf September 9, 2011 at 12:53 pm

"You'll get your chance, smart guy!"

SmutBoffin September 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Is Dr. Ron getting propositioned? "OK, Dr. Hobbit, but money up front. And hands off of the hair."

jus_wonderin September 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Someone needs to Photoshop that moving the finger just a bit to the right. And I am certain there is a photo with Perry's mouth open to edit into the frame.

BTWBFDIMHO September 9, 2011 at 1:31 pm
jus_wonderin September 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm

LOL. Great. Well, I wanted him shooting the bird, but that works just fine.

Gleem_McShineys September 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm

"Shhhhh, say no more, baby."

elviouslyqueer September 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte.

ProgressiveInga September 9, 2011 at 2:15 pm

FTW.

102415 September 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Excellence in wonkettery.

elviouslyqueer September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Rick, Rick, darling. You can't just walk up to an old dude you fancy and start with the whole foreplay thing. You've got to be subtle and explain to him that while sticks and stones may break your bones, chains and whips excite you.

The more you know.

Pragmatist2 September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Wasn't Ron Paul the candidate for the Libertine Party? So rough sex is no big surprise.

Buzz Feedback September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

"You're a doctor. Smell my finger."

fuflans September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

it's going to be a long campaign isn't it?

proudgrampa September 9, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Will someone please just wake me up in January, 2013? I just don't think I am going to be able to take mush more of this.

Graham Cracker September 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

OK,I'll wake you—unless the Mayans were right, of course!

LiveToServeYa September 9, 2011 at 1:21 pm

With all the funny hats in the ring, yes.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Yes, darling. It is. Agonizingly long.

BTWBFDIMHO September 9, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Perry: "Read my lips: no more Social Security for you, Doctor Ron".

edgydrifter September 9, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Moneybombs, firebombs, prayerbombs–this is like two idiots earnestly assembling the worst Magic: The Gathering deck ever.

GOPCrusher September 9, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Maybe it's just me, but the Paultards seem even more batshyt insane this election cycle.

poncho_pilot September 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm

someone must have spilled the chum bucket.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm

They recognize that the jig is up soon. Ron Paul might just kack in the middle of this election cycle.

102415 September 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Don't say that. Rand or Rim, whatever, would swoop in and fucking win.

SorosBot September 9, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I'm just surprised they haven't come over here yet; remember, in 2008 they flocked to any post that mentions Mr. Paul, and they're doing the same on some other sites this year. I guess registering with IntenseDebate is against the Free Market or something.

OneYieldRegular September 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

I can't say that I'm exactly disappointed by the thought of RonPaulologists selecting Rick Perry as the objet-du-jour of their whining ire.

LettucePrey September 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm

We all know how Ron Paul loves it when "a queer puts a hit on him."

widestanceshakedown September 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm

I was thinking of that scene, too.

prommie September 9, 2011 at 1:06 pm

There's the republican party, 2011, right there, folks. A rootin' tootin' gun-toting science-denying Texas cowboy christian executioner, and a crazy old libertarian crank who thinks government regulations caused 9-11 and armed anarchy would be the perfect society.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 9, 2011 at 1:06 pm

"Ron, have you ever seen me gum a corndog before?"
~

smitallica September 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm

"Smell my finger, Ron. It smells like NEITHER OF US EVER BEING PRESIDENT, EVER."

Mojopo September 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

"I used to like your records until you called Fiddy a fag."

Guppy06 September 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Recommending the #1 best hair salon in Texas.

Terry September 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Honestly, of all people, Ron Paul probably has a really thick skin. He's been spouting the crazy consistently for years. Callouses have to have built up.

Oblios_Cap September 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm

The moving finger writes, and having written, moves on.

And it spells out "ReLOVEution!

AlterNewt September 9, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Two Texas conservatives going at it?

Just place your bets and give 'em room.

HarryButtle September 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Needz moar weapons.

tihond September 9, 2011 at 1:17 pm

"Dear Texas Stud Magazine, I never thought it would happen to me, but I was at my first debate and…"

jus_wonderin September 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm

This is not fair. This ONE frame does not tell the entire story.

"1: I'm going to loosen your tie.
2: I am going to pour you a glass of wine and offer you a seat.
3. I'm going to kneel down in front of you and take off your shoes and rub your feet.
4: I'm going to disrobe then pull myself around on the carpet with only my elbows while singing "Who loves you pretty baby?… Who's gonna help you through the night? Who loves you pretty mama?… Who's always there to make it right?

prommie September 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm

And after that, "Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon."

widestanceshakedown September 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Perry told Paul, "not even DNA will save your liver-spotted ass if I say pull the switch."

MrFizzy September 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm

All we need is to throw Marcus Bachmann into the mix and we'll have the most surreal pissing contest ever.

baconzgood September 9, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Is Ron getting the "you don't mess with Tex-Ass" talking to?

DaSandman September 9, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Rickie was just checking out the possibility of some september – december wide stance toilet stall romance…

LiveToServeYa September 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm

I dub thee Rick 'Sauron' Perry

Nostrildamus September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

The Brown Eye of Sauron

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Oh geezus, Nostril!

Oblios_Cap September 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Maybe Kinky Freidman will write a song about this Texas showdown.

AlterNewt September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

"You're a doctor, right? Does this look infected?"

John Birf Society September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

"Ron, you don't realize how much money you could be making selling Amway products."

widestanceshakedown September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Paul is seriously considering Perry's offer to meet in a hotel room to dicuss sports (and then go to the edge–and keep going).

I mean, it'd be a nice change of pace from the cold sweat-lubed handjobs in his supporters' mother's basements.

BTWBFDIMHO September 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Paul already did it with Bruno. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7RnlPQCKBQ&fe

ttommyunger September 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Relax, Wonketeers. These are two Texans. They refer to this simply as "foreplay".

MinAgain September 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Rick Perry, you have just become Paultard Enemy No. 1. Can an inexplicable bumper sticker be far behind?

jakegittes September 9, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Perry was inviting Paul over Saturday night for a viewing of the Zapruder film. Hint, hint.

elviouslyqueer September 9, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

SorosBot September 9, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Yes, brief physical contact like that is just so very threatening, no the Paultards aren't overreacting at all.

MLite September 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Wait, so a long-serving Republican Texas Congressman has never met the longest serving Republican Governor of Texas?

proudgrampa September 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Yeah, I caught that one, too. A little difficult to believe.

BTWBFDIMHO September 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm

He doesn't recall. Al-Zheimer's.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Rick (Bad Touch) Perry.
There are some people in this world who don't understand the concept of personal space.

Weenus299 September 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Look at those two awesome haircuts, side by side.

hagajim September 9, 2011 at 1:59 pm

He was just showin' the good Doc how he plans to finger bang Merika!

Slim_Pickins September 9, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Dr. Paul is a republican congressman from Texas who has never met the republican governor of Teaxs? I call either bullshit or retard!

proudgrampa September 9, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Ron Paul always has that "deer in the headlights" look.

KenLayIsAlive September 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm

In this instance, a deer in the hair lights.

Rotundo_ September 9, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Why do I have a feeling that someone (psst-Karl-psst) is going to drop a big one on Rickster with considerable aid and comfort from much of the republican establishment? Ricky came in large and loud and I have this feeling he will go out that way as well. Many asses have been frosted with this one coming into the contest. The knives must be sharpening up quickly…

Nostrildamus September 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Rick likes to feel 'em before he executes 'em.

BklynIlluminati September 9, 2011 at 2:24 pm

What shoulda happened is after Perry grabbed his arm Paul should have pimpslapped him and said "bitch who you stepping too?" Then Perry lets free an uppercut grabs Paul and suplexs him but meanwhile running from backstage its RAND!! he goes underneath the ring and grabs a metal folding chair and slams Perry with it! Followed by Mittens jumping in and kicking Perry while he is down….oh wait sorry i thought this was the WWF

jus_wonderin September 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

That's okay, that's okay. Go on. Are there Ring Babes carrying signs?????

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Hey, keep going. I sense all kinds of commercial possibilities here.

gurukalehuru September 9, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Bullshit! (slap) Retard! (slap) Bullshit! (slap) Retard! (slap) It's Bullshit AND Retarded!

SaintRond September 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm

If I was that old fart, I'd have bit his fuckin' nose off.

Peace… God bless…

gurukalehuru September 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Shades of LBJ.

Oh, and btw that slip and fall ad is even more suggestive than Kortney's Cucumber

BTWBFDIMHO September 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Ron Paul was also abused by Marcus Bachmann after the debate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVYsmpcbvk

102415 September 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm

You are forgetting that Ron is an isolationist. He just doesn't care about some useless spendy state government person. And considering what a Texas governor actually does( make sure executions are on time) I can't blame him for not bothering to know exactly who he is.

johnnyzhivago September 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm

"Just keep playing ball Old Man and the Bilderberg checks will keep coming"

prommie September 9, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Perry is probably telling Ron how much he wants to tongue-punch his fartbox, I think thats the Texas way of saying it, is that it?

Doktor Zoom September 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Ron Paul may be a Dr. but he is NOT a Doktor.

That is all.

HelloDollyIV September 9, 2011 at 3:23 pm

OK sure, I forgot my rubber glove . . .

Streiffert September 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Poor Doctor Congressman Paul. He's been in the House of Representatives since Texas was a republic and he's never, ever been invited to meet Governor Goodhair. It's what happens when you give the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior his own holiday. America loses all sense of propriety.

zadocpaet September 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm

It's hilarious watching the republicans scramble to find an excuse as to why they're against tax cuts. Another $450bn on the deficit is notning compared to what we'll gain.

POLL: Was President Obama's jobs speech the right blue print for creating jobs?
Vote: http://www.wepolls.com/p/2365719

Callyson September 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Lame, very lame. LBJ did it better… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lyndon_Johnson_

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi September 9, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Rick Perry waited until a commercial break to prance over to Ron Paul’s lectern

another one bites the dust
another one bites the dust
and another one gone

JackObin September 9, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Hey look, it's two Texas assholes. What a rare sight. Just imagine what a rare photo it would have been if Jesus were there with them.

KenLayIsAlive September 10, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Jesus would be like Moe, knocking their heads together and calling them numskulls.

KenLayIsAlive September 9, 2011 at 6:54 pm

As much as I'd love to waggle my finger in Ron Paul's face as I explain economics to him, Rick Perry doing just makes him look like an even bigger douchebag.

AJWjr. September 9, 2011 at 9:20 pm

I think it had something to do with telling a long convoluted joke about Ron's wife aka Mrs. Paul and her fishsticks dicks and something something gay fish something.

Toomush_Infer September 9, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Geez, go easy – Paul just can't remember because of PTSD (Paul Tard Schism Defense)…

BZ1 September 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

was Perry packin'?

KenLayIsAlive September 10, 2011 at 8:55 pm

I believe that in Texas, someone grabbing your arm and threatening you is grounds to shoot them. If only Ron Paul was allowed to bring his gun into the Reagan Presidential Library, he would have been able to defend himself like a good American.

Let see if the GOP psychopaths applaud that execution.

Grief_Lessons September 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Cheny would only grab your lapels as a prelude to hooking your nipples up to some sort of electroshock device.

GunToting[Redacted] September 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Wait, we get to hang them?

Chet Kincaid September 9, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Perry is a Confederate, not a Libertarian.

HempDogbane September 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Confederate Librarians of America

BerkeleyBear September 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Or to line you up for a hunting "accident."

SorosBot September 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Is there a difference?

Lascauxcaveman September 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm

If you're black.

Chet Kincaid September 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Yes, and I thought they both made that very clear in the debate. Confederates want each individual state to decide whether or not it wants to implement its version of anything the federal gummint does right now. Paultards want each adult male to be his own sovereign nation.

SorosBot September 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Considering Paul's views on the Civil Rights Act and connections with Stormfront, I think the only difference there is that the Libertarians try and pretend they're not racist.

twaingirl September 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Hey now! No reason to be bringing nice librarians into this. For the most part, we ain't Paultards, even down here in Kentucky.

flamingpdog September 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Nullification – 600,000 dead Americans couldn't kill that idea.

Pristine_ODummy September 9, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Don't get your hopes up, fella.

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