Hot Video of Obama Making Fake Promises and GOP Talking Points

Did you miss Obama's big speech about how America is the Number One country in terms of vitriol, idiocy, obesity and unemployment? Well you will want tosavorit, the way an out-of-work man savors the Honor of a president diligently working to, uh, destroy health and environmental regulations while, uh, reducing the federal deficit.

Oh wait, is that not it? Happy 45th Birthday,  Star Trek! And Happy Third or Fifth Term to Bush Junior or Clinton or both, we guess. LET'S REFORM WELFARE OR SOMETHING, fucking poors ....