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Taiwan Animators Make Gross Rick Perry Video About Male Strippers

by Wonkette Jr.  4:48 pm September 8, 2011


Hahaha, the “Rick Perry is some kind of gay pervert Democrat” meme is alive and well at the animation studios of NMA.TV.

{ 39 comments }

tihond September 8, 2011 at 4:51 pm

(Channeling my inner republican) "Gay Pervert Democrat? Isn't that redundant?"

Beowoof September 8, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Well when talking about a republican, no.

superdave September 8, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Meh. Not their best effort. Where's the corndog? Where's the good hair? Where's the Austin politico gay sex orgies?

HistoriCat September 8, 2011 at 5:36 pm

I thought the Mitt helmet was a nice touch.

V572 T-Blow September 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm

+1 for the laser-pistol shoot-em-up, and the fish dying on the ground. I've always wondered what Yahweh looked like, and now I know.

jus_wonderin September 8, 2011 at 5:20 pm

I would think he'd have a larger TV screen though. Maybe he has Depression Era thinking and new stuff is just not worth spending on when the old stuff works just fine.

nounverb911 September 8, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Marcus is leaving on the next plane to Austin.

elviouslyqueer September 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Gotta say, the pole-dancing Abe Lincoln was a nice touch. But for sheer truthiness, the final scene should've had Perry shoving the hot brand up the guy's ass a la Marlowe's "Edward II."

EDIT: OH, it's Mitt! Well, even more apropos then for a nice butt-branding.

Beowoof September 8, 2011 at 6:46 pm

And my cultural reference for that would be Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay.

OC_Surf_Serf September 8, 2011 at 5:33 pm

I'm stoned yet still didn't understand most of that…Perry was an elephant jockey and married a kindergartener all while he played a part in Gone With the Wind?
I like how Yahweh only has a 42" to monitor the entire universe…

DaRooster September 9, 2011 at 10:47 am

He can get picture in picture though…

HistoriCat September 8, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Instead of a serpent from Rove's mouth, I think one of those brain slugs Khan used to control Chekov would have been a better choice.

jus_wonderin September 8, 2011 at 5:40 pm

"This is Ceti Alpha V!!!!"

Ohforcripessake September 9, 2011 at 12:40 am

KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!

otakuboyt September 10, 2011 at 10:56 am

He wants massive subsides to the brain slug home world *drool*

littlebigdaddy September 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm

needz moar schoolgirls

Callyson September 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Actually, Rickster is after the high school football teams' tight ends…

facehead September 8, 2011 at 5:45 pm

I think I'm turning Taiwanese, I think I'm turning Taiwanese, I really think so.

EatsBabyDingos September 9, 2011 at 8:52 am

And I'm getting the vapors.

ProgressiveInga September 8, 2011 at 5:47 pm

I think this is the first (and possibly only?) entry into the Rick Perry Paint Creek Presidential Liebarry archives.

Rotundo_ September 8, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Think of the fun they coulda had with Ricky trying to figure out animal breeding in TAMU. I'm imagining a little toy bull and cow and Rickster trying to make that "love connection" but just not quite understanding the physics and biology of it all. And then a long shot of him sleeping through Econ 101.

MiniMencken September 8, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Boy Howdy, these animations are so good, I think I'm a comin' down with a case of yellow fever.

SayItWithWookies September 8, 2011 at 6:11 pm

The problem with this, in Rick Perry's case, is that it'll be hard to make him look more ridiculous than he already is. How do you satirize a man who calls the book he wrote three months ago a pack of lies?

MinAgain September 8, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Perry apparently likes girls. That would explain his Democratic leanings, right there.

Pristine_ODummy September 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm

You wouldn't know it from his position on women's right not to have something cold and metal stuck up their cunts.

Not_So_Much September 8, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Not sure if Karl with hair or Karl's tongue is more disturbing.

FlownOver September 8, 2011 at 6:46 pm

Hey, Abe! How 'bout you emancipate them ta-tas?

iburl September 8, 2011 at 9:17 pm

4 Score and 7 inches of Abealiciousness.

Pristine_ODummy September 8, 2011 at 7:14 pm

I'm really beginning to like these animators. They're making this pathetic pukebucket of an election bearable.

fuflans September 8, 2011 at 8:43 pm

ok seriously, which one of you is animation studios of NMA.TV?

AznMom420 September 8, 2011 at 10:53 pm

I'm sick of these goddamn Chinese commonists making funny cartoons about American diplomats' perpetually scandal-prone peckerwoods. How dare they on this, the eve of ninth/eleven.

However their assessment that Mittens needs to wear a special boy helmet is dead on.

schvitzatura September 9, 2011 at 3:33 am

Momo LDS bicycle brigades has obviously invaded Formosa in the recent past.

Pres.Beeblebrox September 9, 2011 at 6:26 am

Just …. wow. I feel like I took mescaline. Abe Lincoln poledancing? Mitt with a bike helmet?

baconzgood September 9, 2011 at 8:49 am

Five bucks to see tits? Man I'm glad the lil' lady only charges me $2.75 to peek at her rack.

inapewetrust September 9, 2011 at 10:42 am

"perry is known for praying"

that is the nicest nut-bust i've ever heard.

Redhead September 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

Isn't putting (D-Democrat) after the names of gay Republicans embroiled in scandal copyrighted by Faux News? Better watch out… Murdoch's gonna tap your phone!

ttommyunger September 9, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I was hoping those in foreign lands weren't aware of our political processes…..I am so ashamed.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi September 10, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Dr Ron loves NMA World Edition

Neilist_Returns September 11, 2011 at 12:08 am

Isn't "pervert gay Democrat" one of those . . . what do you call them? . . . tautology thingies?

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