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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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    1. Pristine_ODummy

      If it's Reagan, I'd love to.

      Come to think of it, tax all the rich dead fux. Maybe then their useless brats will have to *work* for a living, and develop some appreciation of how much life sux for the rest of us most days.

  1. LabRodent

    Obama, Socialist, Reagan, God, Terrorist, Not-Black, Rich, Not-Gay, (see I just summed it up for those folks that did not watch)

  2. justkillmenow

    I was in class last night, thank Gods, and didn't have to watch this cluster. The big questions for me: Was Nancy there? If so, was she able to stay awake and upright? Did her red suit match or clash with the stage? These are the things that really matter.

    1. flamingpdog

      The Ron and Nancy memories video was the only part of the clusterfuck last night that I just had to mute, for the sake of my poor brain. And my intestinal tract.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      I long for someone in politics to come out and say this outloud. Just be, all, "Reagan was a disaster of a leader, and anyone who thinks otherwise has a selective imagination. Bill Clinton was a MUCH better Republicn president than Reagan was, hands-down."

  3. slithytoves

    Thanks for the summary – I had about forty bazillion better things to do last night and I wasn't drinking.

  4. johnnyzhivago

    Here's my full employment / deficit elimination plan: close all schools in the US and implement forced home schooling. This would take a huge number of people out of the workforce – thus jobs for anyone who wants one. We'll actually be ASKING Mexicans to come here.

    College would be replaced by watching enough hours of educational television (history majors: History Channel; economics: Fox Business News; engineers: The Science Channel)

  5. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm just surprised how often the phrase "Praise be to Allah, and to Mohammad his prophet" came up.

  6. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    If there was a debate with a member of the Republican Party, and they were forbidden from using the words "taxes" or "Ronald Reagan," would there be a sound?

  7. Chichikovovich

    OK, this is ridiculous. I've been trying to post for a week now, and not one of over a dozen submissions has been approved. And nothing controversial or trollish. What do I need to do?
    Trucknutz! needz moar buttsechs!
    OK, how about now?

  8. Goonemeritus

    That was good but I wish they would have paid more homage to Reagan and brought up the issue of taxes.

  9. SmutBoffin

    Ronald who? Oh, yeah. That dude whose ape-frottage was filmed and released as Ronnie's Monkey Takedown aka Bedtime for Bonzo.

  10. petehammer

    Rentboy, rentboy, rentboy, muslim socialist, muslim socialist, rentboy, rentboy, rentboy, muslim socialist.

    Muslim socialist! Rentboy, rentboy.

    (Note: Bachmann did not ask for a rentboy, as this is the duty of the husband… or so she has been told).

  11. HistoriCat

    The man has been dead for years – stop taxing Ronald Reagan! On the plus side, that should make a great ring-tone.

  12. Come here a minute

    They've solved the deficit "crisis"!! Just rename taxes to "Reagans", and the wingers will want to pay MORE. Grover Norquist will be crushed!

    1. elviouslyqueer

      wet spot, wet spot, flour, flour, wet spot, zombie, SCARY BLACK MAN, flour, wet spot, gay buttsecks, GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH SHUT UP SHUT UP, wet spot, wet spot.

  13. Warpde

    "Thanks to whoever suffered through two hours of GOP debate. "
    Please send donations to the American Mental Health Association in lue of flowers.

  14. WhatTheHeck

    Way more annoying than that song: “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know…”

    1. DustBowlBlues

      If people had been playing a drinking game seriously, they'd die of alcohol poisoning. Just canonize the fucking zombie and get over, Repubtards.

      1. elviouslyqueer

        Hey, how'd you know that was Rick Perry's nickname, bestowed on him by all the fine male prostitutes working Congress Avenue in Austin?

    1. flamingpdog

      Aw, he's just checking Ron Paul's pulse rate and asking him how many fingers he sees. As crazy as Ron was last night, I'd check to see if he'd been drinking, too. Also.

  15. jus_wonderin

    I didn't watch. Did they all ladle on heaping helpings of FEAR?? Because they ain't real Conservatives unless they can scare us.

  16. Fare la Volpe

    According to Newt, the "Ronald Reagan Technique" is a single hooked finger. Interpret as you will.

  17. Pristine_ODummy

    Well, at least we've established that these dumbfux don't want to tax Ronald Reagan.

    For this I gave up scraping out my navel lint?

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