Did they miss anything? Thanks to whoever suffered through two hours of GOP debate video to find the only word and the only name that matters. [BuzzFeed via @stevesilberman]

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  • DaSandman

    Like a post apocalyptic puppet show put on by a group of terminal meth addicts…

  • littlebigdaddy

    Who wants to tax a guy who's been dead for ten years?

    • Lucidamente1

      Death tax, baby!

    • Pristine_ODummy

      If it's Reagan, I'd love to.

      Come to think of it, tax all the rich dead fux. Maybe then their useless brats will have to *work* for a living, and develop some appreciation of how much life sux for the rest of us most days.

  • Yes!

    But I predicted this.

    (Obviously, Republican Jesus is Reagan.)

  • Doktor Zoom

    Did that really need to be so long?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That's 45 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

  • Needs moar "ten minutes to Wapner". Definitely.

    • Lucidamente1

      Well, all of them did go full retard.

  • SorosBot

    I'm confused; do they want to cut taxes, or do they want to emulate Reagan and raise them?

    • DustBowlBlues

      If I have this right, they want to raise Reagan's taxes.

    • Negropolis


  • HobbesEvilTwin

    they FORGOT 9/11 !!!!!

    • OneDollarJuana

      They want YOU to forget the two Republican presidents since Reagan.

      • Dr_Zoidberg

        Exactly!!! I often wonder at the lack of mention that Bush and Shrub get from the GOPers.

    • GregComlish

      That was preordained the microsecond Obama caught Bin Laden

    • Negropolis

      And Poland, the bastards!

  • kissawookiee

    Not a single noun or verb connected to 9/11?

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      What a bunch of losers.

    • Negropolis

      9/11 is so 2001…until September 11th every year since.

  • LabRodent

    Obama, Socialist, Reagan, God, Terrorist, Not-Black, Rich, Not-Gay, (see I just summed it up for those folks that did not watch)

  • justkillmenow

    I was in class last night, thank Gods, and didn't have to watch this cluster. The big questions for me: Was Nancy there? If so, was she able to stay awake and upright? Did her red suit match or clash with the stage? These are the things that really matter.

    • freakishlywrong

      She was. But I think they've stuffed her and just drag out and prop her up at these things.

    • flamingpdog

      The Ron and Nancy memories video was the only part of the clusterfuck last night that I just had to mute, for the sake of my poor brain. And my intestinal tract.

      • DustBowlBlues

        I'm glad I didn't wake up until that shit was done.

    • Walkinwiddaking
  • baconzgood

    You know GOP….Reagan really wasn't a very good president.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      By current GOP standars, he was a liberal Socialist. Probably a Muslim, also.

      • 102415

        Even as a zombie he was a fucking genius compared to these ass wipes.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I long for someone in politics to come out and say this outloud. Just be, all, "Reagan was a disaster of a leader, and anyone who thinks otherwise has a selective imagination. Bill Clinton was a MUCH better Republicn president than Reagan was, hands-down."

    • MOG2410

      He was a GOD and don't you forget it. Or at least that's what these guys seem to think.

    • genxr

      He gave good speeches. With a teleprompter.

  • slithytoves

    Thanks for the summary – I had about forty bazillion better things to do last night and I wasn't drinking.

  • freakishlywrong

    I don't think my sound on my pc is working. All I hear is and endless loop of Yakkity Sax .

  • They forgot to include the "I created more jobs" hunks.

  • Here's my full employment / deficit elimination plan: close all schools in the US and implement forced home schooling. This would take a huge number of people out of the workforce – thus jobs for anyone who wants one. We'll actually be ASKING Mexicans to come here.

    College would be replaced by watching enough hours of educational television (history majors: History Channel; economics: Fox Business News; engineers: The Science Channel)

    • genxr

      Political Science majors can watch Ow My Balls.

      • flamingpdog

        American Political Science majors can watch Cartoon Network.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Sociology majors would watch Trinity Broadcasting.

    • AJWjr.


  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm just surprised how often the phrase "Praise be to Allah, and to Mohammad his prophet" came up.

  • This is a good song.

    • Needs moar autotune.

      • PhilippePetain

        Oooooh, not a bad idea…

    • flamingpdog

      Could be Rebecca Black's next hit.

  • SayItWithWookies

    This almost makes them look reasonable.

  • RadioEnron9/11

    999, Ponzi scheme, "We left the magnet on."
    Oh, and the rousing cheer for the Executioner.

    • DustBowlBlues

      I caught the show too late to get the 999 code. Happily for me.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    If there was a debate with a member of the Republican Party, and they were forbidden from using the words "taxes" or "Ronald Reagan," would there be a sound?

    • Pragmatist2


    • Fart noises.

  • Pragmatist2

    I was moved almost to tears – but I vomited instead.

  • Chichikovovich

    Pretty good summary, but it's missing something…. what could it be…
    I know! "Execution".

  • Next time:
    Tax, tax, Reagan, taxcut, jobs and tax tax, tax.
    Yes there is a difference.

  • 102415

    I thought the most important word was nitrous oxide and the only name I heard was Ponzi.

  • Tommmcattt

    Way too long, Ken. If it came in under a millisecond I might be tempted to click on it.

  • I've gotten more entertainment watching the monkey house at the San Diego zoo as the conversation wasn't always about feces throwing and who's got the bigger penis.

  • AlterNewt

    Would watch again.

  • Chichikovovich

    OK, this is ridiculous. I've been trying to post for a week now, and not one of over a dozen submissions has been approved. And nothing controversial or trollish. What do I need to do?
    Trucknutz! needz moar buttsechs!
    OK, how about now?

  • Goonemeritus

    That was good but I wish they would have paid more homage to Reagan and brought up the issue of taxes.

  • YouBetcha

    I had a taxgasm. But not until Bachmann. She's the one who put me over the edge.

  • SmutBoffin

    Ronald who? Oh, yeah. That dude whose ape-frottage was filmed and released as Ronnie's Monkey Takedown aka Bedtime for Bonzo.

  • nappyduggs

    Needs more Alex P. Keaton.

    • genxr

      Especially the episode where he took amphetamines.

      • flamingpdog

        And the episode where Rush Limpballs made fun of him.

  • PhilippePetain


    • tihond

      That's what I got from the video too. "TAX REAGAN!"

  • petehammer

    Rentboy, rentboy, rentboy, muslim socialist, muslim socialist, rentboy, rentboy, rentboy, muslim socialist.

    Muslim socialist! Rentboy, rentboy.

    (Note: Bachmann did not ask for a rentboy, as this is the duty of the husband… or so she has been told).

    • Hitler!

    • flamingpdog

      Set it to muzak and it could be yet another hit for Rebecca Black.

  • HistoriCat

    The man has been dead for years – stop taxing Ronald Reagan! On the plus side, that should make a great ring-tone.

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Wait, was this part of the drinking game???

  • lowaltflier

    You forgot Obamacare.

  • Geminisunmars

    Perry is my guy. He is burning down the Taxes. (that is how you spell it, isn't it?)

    • DustBowlBlues

      Homescholed much?

    • flamingpdog

      Read my lips – no more Texas!

  • Santorum.

    Santorum, Santorum, Santorum.

    • Toomush_Infer

      I just met a douche named…?

  • CrunchyKnee

    Place a 120 BPM track behind that and you'd have the worse techo tune ever.

    • tihond

      "Tax Reagan" could be the "James Brown is dead" of the teens.

  • Come here a minute

    They've solved the deficit "crisis"!! Just rename taxes to "Reagans", and the wingers will want to pay MORE. Grover Norquist will be crushed!

    • genxr

      Grover Norquist will be "Reaganed"

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    What? No "T"?

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    • elviouslyqueer

      wet spot, wet spot, flour, flour, wet spot, zombie, SCARY BLACK MAN, flour, wet spot, gay buttsecks, GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH SHUT UP SHUT UP, wet spot, wet spot.

      • jus_wonderin


  • flamingpdog

    Did having eight participants make this qualify as a mass debate?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I see what you did there.

  • Warpde

    "Thanks to whoever suffered through two hours of GOP debate. "
    Please send donations to the American Mental Health Association in lue of flowers.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Way more annoying than that song: “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know…”

    • OneDollarJuana

      I don't know. That song is mighty irritating.

      • jus_wonderin

        Ain't no sunshine, when she's gone.

        • flamingpdog

          Ain't no sunshine where she's* going.


        • Toomush_Infer

          And she's always gone…

  • SheriffRoscoe

    It's a drinking game, for those who prefer to chug alcohol.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Or for those who prefer cerebral edema.

    • DustBowlBlues

      If people had been playing a drinking game seriously, they'd die of alcohol poisoning. Just canonize the fucking zombie and get over, Repubtards.

  • Why are they all pleading "tax us"?

  • JoshuaNorton

    Oh Lordy. Most of those dipwads qualify for handicapped parking.

  • zappadoo76

    This is the big news: Ron Paul Debate: Rick Perry Physically Grabs Him, Points at His Face. This happened during a commercial break. The link has a pic.

    • OMG – Rick Perry combines the worst traits of George Bush and Lyndon Johnson

    • fuflans


      • Steverino247

        With a Vengeance?

      • elviouslyqueer

        Hey, how'd you know that was Rick Perry's nickname, bestowed on him by all the fine male prostitutes working Congress Avenue in Austin?

    • Blingee contest anyone?

    • zappadoo76

      That's Ron Paul's bodyguard on the left, with his hand on the lectern.

    • flamingpdog

      Aw, he's just checking Ron Paul's pulse rate and asking him how many fingers he sees. As crazy as Ron was last night, I'd check to see if he'd been drinking, too. Also.

    • Toomush_Infer

      PHOTO CAP: "From now on, you 'sit' when I tell you to 'sit'….."

  • fuflans

    where are the jobs?

  • jus_wonderin

    I didn't watch. Did they all ladle on heaping helpings of FEAR?? Because they ain't real Conservatives unless they can scare us.

  • lochnessmonster

    Gingrich is with Reagan? Why don't they just resurrect him already?

  • Fare la Volpe

    According to Newt, the "Ronald Reagan Technique" is a single hooked finger. Interpret as you will.

  • Inarguable proof that Ronald Reagan = Taxes.

  • MinAgain

    Huntsman got a whole two sentences?!? Someone has a crush.

  • Pristine_ODummy

    Well, at least we've established that these dumbfux don't want to tax Ronald Reagan.

    For this I gave up scraping out my navel lint?

  • Negropolis

    Needz more "Social Security is a monstrous lie." and "Obama is an abject liar."

  • ttommyunger

    Tax libel!

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